Cold Ale - The Blokes' Thread! [Archive] - Page 12

The Atheist

05-13-2010, 02:36 PM

It seems like no-one opened up this link, or perhaps..... its the normal way of doing things for men!. lol.

I had a look - saw it years ago.

It's interesting because it says a lot about human perception - people have different responses to it.

My first response was not getting it all until someone explained to me that the men had trapped their van inside the barriers, which made it funny. I went on to explain why I hadn't thought of that.

It looked obvious to me that the front left pole was a removable one. I'm looking at a pic of some very tidy workmen who have just installed a row of bollards. Where's Teh Funny?

If you look at the foundations for the bollards, all but the front left one have a foundation on a single tile, while the that one is mounted on a plate.

The water sprayed is another clue - around all the other bollards, there is only a small amount of water used because the workers have only needed to drill one hole to place a bollard, while the footplate has required digging.

They pack their van, unclip the bollard, drive off and have done an excellent job - professionals at work.

Another dead giveaway is taking in the context of the pic.

The building on the corner is clearly susceptible to vehicle damage, so bollards are going to be helluva handy. Along with that, it's clearly a congested area, so any bollard would need to be wide enough to admit things wider than a twin-pram, say, which is about the width available - call it 4 feet, or 1.2m. Because a delivery truck won't be able to park on the road on the corner, retaining access by way of removable bollard would not only be sensible, but essential.

Perceptions are wonderful things.

soundofmusic

05-14-2010, 12:44 AM

Here you go. (http://www.instructables.com/id/How-to-make-a-Rat-Tail/)

:D
God, that could be painful in the shower; I hope there's a rule book that says what's off limits

I remember them with.. well not affection I can asssure you.

I didn't like the cold air ear flicking, the blasted football on bare thigh, the deadleg or the nipple twist. I must say the worst though was the flat handed slap in the middle of the bare back.

Imtense...
Yeah, I'm totally against ear licks, flicks, nipple flicks, twists and driving ....

Actually, that's bloody true!

Apart from the homosexual rape, prison's a doddle.

I have a friend whose brother is almost through a seven year stretch. I got a Facebook friend request from him yesterday. Aside from a computer, he has a single unit with an ensuite bathroom attached.

Better than most hospitals, never mind schools.
The verdict is still out on the prison rape; all the guys I've met claim that there are so many guys paying for sex that no one gets raped anymore. Have you heard that the toilet also doubles as a coffee maker and moonshine maker?

Neither Blonde, Nor Female (http://www.forwardon.com/view.php?e=Id11f6740956e3df0b)

It seems like no-one opened up this link, or perhaps..... its the normal way of doing things for men!. lol.
Sorry dizzy, I need a big sign over the links that tell me they are links...:dupe:

Very funny.

I recall seeing a picture of this scene from a different angle that shows all of bollards surrounding the van.

That must have been quite embarrassing.
See, now all of the fellows realized it was a link. They say a womans IQ goes down during childbirth...mine was 35 years ago; I wonder if it came back yet:goof:

I had a look - saw it years ago.

It's interesting because it says a lot about human perception - people have different responses to it.

My first response was not getting it all until someone explained to me that the men had trapped their van inside the barriers, which made it funny. I went on to explain why I hadn't thought of that.

It looked obvious to me that the front left pole was a removable one. I'm looking at a pic of some very tidy workmen who have just installed a row of bollards. Where's Teh Funny?

If you look at the foundations for the bollards, all but the front left one have a foundation on a single tile, while the that one is mounted on a plate.

The water sprayed is another clue - around all the other bollards, there is only a small amount of water used because the workers have only needed to drill one hole to place a bollard, while the footplate has required digging.

They pack their van, unclip the bollard, drive off and have done an excellent job - professionals at work.

Another dead giveaway is taking in the context of the pic.

The building on the corner is clearly susceptible to vehicle damage, so bollards are going to be helluva handy. Along with that, it's clearly a congested area, so any bollard would need to be wide enough to admit things wider than a twin-pram, say, which is about the width available - call it 4 feet, or 1.2m. Because a delivery truck won't be able to park on the road on the corner, retaining access by way of removable bollard would not only be sensible, but essential.

Perceptions are wonderful things.

Okay, now I get it:ladysman:

The Atheist

05-15-2010, 02:31 PM

That's it! Call in the climatologists, I'm laying a complaint.

It looks like winter's finally arriving in Auckland, it bloody rained yesterday.

Any more of this and the farmers will stop moaning.

soundofmusic

05-15-2010, 05:33 PM

That's it! Call in the climatologists, I'm laying a complaint.

It looks like winter's finally arriving in Auckland, it bloody rained yesterday.

Any more of this and the farmers will stop moaning.

The temperature seems lovely; but it's definitely wet, I'll give you that. I think you get even more humidity than florida. Looks like it might me sunny on Thursday for you. It's cloudy, alittle less hot around here; but I'd still rather laze in front of the computer with the blinds closed.

I was working with two old ladies yesterday; they said they were "sisters"... you know; I know guys like to think of women together when they're young; but god...I just can't think of that kind of action when they're in their 70's

The Atheist

05-15-2010, 09:43 PM

The temperature seems lovely; but it's definitely wet, I'll give you that. I think you get even more humidity than florida. Looks like it might me sunny on Thursday for you. It's cloudy, alittle less hot around here; but I'd still rather laze in front of the computer with the blinds closed.

Yeah, nice day today.

We're done with the rain again for a week or so, but yes, we do get a bit of humidity. It's only a problem in February as most of the time it's not hot enough to bug you. Virtually nobody here have AC in their homes.

I was working with two old ladies yesterday; they said they were "sisters"... you know; I know guys like to think of women together when they're young; but god...I just can't think of that kind of action when they're in their 70's

:lol:

Many an old tune and all that.

Nice healthy lifestyle, low/zero rate of cervical cancer, lower risk of breast cancer, they'll probably live to 100!

OrphanPip

05-16-2010, 12:26 AM

:lol:

And don't tell anyone abut your birthday - or it's the bumps. Did you get the bumps in NZ?

Bashed down on the floor repeatedly by a crowd resembling the guillotine mob, and booted on the way up.

unpleasant.

We used to do birthday bumps as kids too, I wonder if they do it in the USA.

I was working with two old ladies yesterday; they said they were "sisters"... you know; I know guys like to think of women together when they're young; but god...I just can't think of that kind of action when they're in their 70's

I think that's called a Boston Marriage lol.

prendrelemick

05-16-2010, 01:40 AM

That's it! Call in the climatologists, I'm laying a complaint.

It looks like winter's finally arriving in Auckland, it bloody rained yesterday.

Any more of this and the farmers will stop moaning.

There's a co-incidence it rained here as well:rolleyes: It also snowed, it was sunny, it was hot and it was cold at times. I was shedding and donning clothes faster than a Vagas burlesque artist t'other day.

What! Farmers moaning, I don't believe it.

The Atheist

05-16-2010, 01:59 AM

There's a co-incidence it rained here as well:rolleyes: It also snowed, it was sunny, it was hot and it was cold at times. I was shedding and donning clothes faster than a Vagas burlesque artist t'other day.

I see a few places have still been getting snow.

Down here, it's the warmest start to winter ever; we're getting up over 20 degrees a month from the shortest day.

What! Farmers moaning, I don't believe it.

I know! I was surprised as hell.

Paulclem

05-16-2010, 09:28 AM

It's been the coldest spring for a while here in the Midlands - nothing like Prends weather though. It has meant that all the spring flowers have come out at once and the Hawthorn - mayflower, is just blossoming. It bloomed in early April last year.

The Atheist

05-16-2010, 06:08 PM

Paulclem

05-16-2010, 06:24 PM

Horrible. It's always horrible for the family.

jocky

05-16-2010, 07:47 PM

Guys, honorary ladies, aliens and whoever else is on the premises, you are never going to believe this. I have just been released from the prison unit for the criminally insane. Apparently it was all a misunderstanding, my defence which involved dwarves, sporrans and Yorkshire farmers was not universally believed. The one thing that pulled me through was my tattered copy of ' Waiting for Godot ' Mrs Jocky was a rock in my time of troubles as she steadfastly supported me by refusing to visit, selling the house and moving in with the local tycoon, for my benefit, of course ! I have to go now and take my green medication. :)

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-16-2010, 07:51 PM

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-16-2010, 08:17 PM

jocky

05-16-2010, 08:47 PM

You deserve a better welcome than my previous half baked attempt.
Let me see what I can quickly pull together from my bag of overused props so we may have a proper Jocky welcome back celebration.

Here we go...

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/For%20the%20Sonata/IMG_1409.jpg

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/For%20the%20Sonata/IMG_1406.jpg

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/IMG_1470.jpg

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/IMG_1342.jpg

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/For%20the%20Sonata/IMG_1461.jpg

Gilliatt

Gilly, I do not deserve this, vodka, beer, an alien chart, Sir Walter Scott and Dustyevsky. Yul Brinner was ace in the ' Brotherers Creamemoff ' Where, I should like to know, is brother indecipherable from Reno, Nevada ? Footnote, England won the twenty, twenty. I expect I may hear more of this in the morning.

The Atheist

05-16-2010, 08:48 PM

jocky

05-16-2010, 09:14 PM

Welcome back, mate. Parker's been very worried about the fall in profits.

Atheist, you tell old Parker he has not got a worry in the world, once we have paid off our one and a half trillion debt the demand for a man who can pour a perfect Rioja at the correct temperature is indespensable :)

The Atheist

05-16-2010, 09:53 PM

Atheist, you tell old Parker he has not got a worry in the world,...

Actually, he'd been smiling since he saw your creditor payout of 5p in the pound had come through, so his humour knows no bounds today!

... once we have paid off our one and a half trillion debt the demand for a man who can pour a perfect Rioja at the correct temperature is indespensable :)

Easy.

Ice & lemonade. Done.

prendrelemick

05-17-2010, 01:26 AM

Ay up Jocky, y' back then.

England won the twenty, twenty. I expect I may hear more of this in the morning.

Its not the winning that counts, its the stuffing of the Aussies.

jocky

05-17-2010, 01:48 AM

Ay up Jocky, y' back then.

Its not the winning that counts, its the stuffing of the Aussies.

Mick it has all gone wrong, Ashley Cole has got better, John Terry's broken foot was not a broken foot, Rooney looks as though he will be fit. Well if we have a coalition government, I might as well support Engerland. Best of luck. :)

Nikhar

05-17-2010, 04:32 AM

Its not the winning that counts, its the stuffing of the Aussies.

Hehe so true. :D

Australia's my least favourite cricket team since the Sydney Test between India and Australia.

The Atheist

05-17-2010, 02:53 PM

Its not the winning that counts, its the stuffing of the Aussies.

Yes, all the world enjoys an Aussie loss.

Mick it has all gone wrong, Ashley Cole has got better, John Terry's broken foot was not a broken foot, Rooney looks as though he will be fit. Well if we have a coalition government, I might as well support Engerland. Best of luck. :)

Did Scotland not make the fitba cup?

Crikey, your team must be useless, even New Zealand made it through to the finals. They'll need to send for bigger scoreboards when we play.

On a more serious note, I think it's patently absurd that a team like NZ goes to the FIFA world cup while good Euro teams stay at home. The only teams NZ are capable of beating come from Pacific atolls which are slowly sinking beneath the sea and have populations of under 10,000.

Someone at the top of soccer needs to wake up; we'll be an embarrassment to the tournament. If you get anywhere near a bookie, take NZ to lose by overs every game.

Hehe so true. :D

Australia's my least favourite cricket team since the Sydney Test between India and Australia.

You're in good company, the 99.6% of the world's population that doesn't live in Australia has them as their least favourite team as well.

:D

prendrelemick

05-17-2010, 03:35 PM

Mick it has all gone wrong, Ashley Cole has got better, John Terry's broken foot was not a broken foot, Rooney looks as though he will be fit. Well if we have a coalition government, I might as well support Engerland. Best of luck. :)

Thank you Jocky you are a Scholar and a Gentleman. By the way, have you seen Grebekken? He set off to search for you with the immortal words- "I'm just going out for a while, do you know where I can get one?

Paulclem

05-17-2010, 05:41 PM

Welcome back Jocky. I have a remedy for your suffering - try this and the wife won't kick you out into the cold Northern hills. I alas needed a different remedy due to my beard that mitigates against my chinlessness. :biggrin5:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy96tt480pE&feature=player_embedded

:biggrin5:

soundofmusic

05-17-2010, 09:45 PM

Yeah, nice day today.

We're done with the rain again for a week or so, but yes, we do get a bit of humidity. It's only a problem in February as most of the time it's not hot enough to bug you. Virtually nobody here have AC in their homes.

:lol:

Many an old tune and all that.

Nice healthy lifestyle, low/zero rate of cervical cancer, lower risk of breast cancer, they'll probably live to 100!

I was horrified when I visited London in mid-July and realized how few a/c's there were in the sweet little out of the way places...I think I'll change my vacation time if I ever get the chance to leave the US again.
I don't think anyone would believe that the puddles on the nice velveteen couchs in the quaint bed and breakfasts were just part of sounds 70% water and not at all kidney related.

Odd thing, the mannish woman told me she had breast cancer early and did a double masectomy...I think maybe those girls use their breasts more than we do:skep:

We used to do birthday bumps as kids too, I wonder if they do it in the USA.

I think that's called a Boston Marriage lol.
Okay, what is a birthday bump; is it like a wack or a knock on the head?
Could a girl get pregnant doing it?
I shall be more careful around the Boston ladies if thats the case...:wink5:

There's a co-incidence it rained here as well:rolleyes: It also snowed, it was sunny, it was hot and it was cold at times. I was shedding and donning clothes faster than a Vagas burlesque artist t'other day.

What! Farmers moaning, I don't believe it.

Pictures, we want pictures...So have your sheep decided how to wear their coats yet. I have a "coon cat"; he still hasn't shed his winter coat.

soundofmusic

05-17-2010, 09:51 PM

I was considering doing a whole thread of Welcoming Back Jocky...
Oh well man, you know how much we missed you...Cheers:party:

soundofmusic

05-18-2010, 12:47 AM

It's a black day in Kiwiland.

We've just had the first ever prison guard killed by an inmate. Story is here (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10645509).

There are times when I despair of humankind.

Today is one of those times.

Little kids, two and five years old, and a piece of human waste takes away their dad - all to prove what a tough guy he is.

There will never be a better advertisement for capital punishment.
Our guys have been "getting it" for years; the shame of it is that they are often old, trusting fellows who are about to retire. The firefighters have been getting a fair amount of damage also...
Like everything else, policies have had to become to lax because of the drop of staff. I also find that prison guards often begin to empathise with these guys (often have a little brother in the pen)...
You know, I feed wild racoons all the time; but I am never think for a minute that they are grateful or that they trust me...And one wrong step and I've got a Davy Crockett hat (nah, just joking)

You deserve a better welcome than my previous half baked attempt.
Let me see what I can quickly pull together from my bag of overused props so we may have a proper Jocky welcome back

Gilliatt
I'm going to have a little talk with Mrs Gilliatt; I think it's about time we throw out that jelly thing!

Welcome back Jocky. I have a remedy for your suffering - try this and the wife won't kick you out into the cold Northern hills. I alas needed a different remedy due to my beard that mitigates against my chinlessness. :biggrin5:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dy96tt480pE&feature=player_embedded

:biggrin5:
I'm glad you brought this thing to our attention; like other things that stop snoring and sleep apnea; it would be really uncomfortable. I am considering using it as a chastity belt for some of the stray cats...or maybe I'll dress as some southern general on halloween

prendrelemick

05-18-2010, 02:08 AM

Paulclem

05-18-2010, 04:12 AM

Ah yes, The Chin-up Strip, sounds like a British morale booster in a box.

:lol:
The redness around his face gives the game away. Face like a slapped backside; you'd be spending at least 2 nights a week on the settee to let the old visage recover.

The Atheist

05-18-2010, 04:29 AM

Nikhar

05-18-2010, 04:37 AM

You're in good company, the 99.6% of the world's population that doesn't live in Australia has them as their least favourite team as well.

:D

Hehe lol... And I thought I had a prejudice that I shouldn't.

Nikhar

05-18-2010, 04:45 AM

I don't know whether the old fella survived, but I would think so; it seemed to be a broken wing, which birds usually recover from. We thought it was quite amazing that a wild duck could not only figure that it needed human help, but which human to go to for help. I'm pretty sure most of our fellow residents in that area would have eaten him.

Aww.. that's really sweet. :)

Even I loooooooove animals. Pity I can't pet them.

Paulclem

05-18-2010, 06:30 PM

dizzydoll

05-19-2010, 10:01 AM

Sorry dizzy, I need a big sign over the links that tell me they are links...:dupe:

Hello doll, I'll be sure to remember next time. And you are not a dupe, you are a gentle soul.

..

Here's one y'all just got to love:

http://kunaljanu.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/confusion.jpg

soundofmusic

05-19-2010, 10:05 AM

Rhonda and I were just discussing this old story and I thought I'd pas it on. it is duckshooting season, after all.

A few years ago, we were living in the south of Auckland, right on the border of the city. Every morning, we'd get up and a number of ducks and assorted birds would be waiting for us to throw some bread out for them.

Two ducks in particular, an old mallard pair, were regulars.

We hadn't seen them for a few days and were outside in the evening when I saw the old pair, led by the heavily-hobbling male, making their way towards us from across the paddock.

Despite being uninjured, the female was walking with the male and they eventually made it to our front door.

The old fella was too weak to eat much, so I caught him and we took him to the vet. I figured that he'd probably been attacked by a dog.

I don't know whether the old fella survived, but I would think so; it seemed to be a broken wing, which birds usually recover from. We thought it was quite amazing that a wild duck could not only figure that it needed human help, but which human to go to for help. I'm pretty sure most of our fellow residents in that area would have eaten him.:thumbsup:
I think animals and bums have that instinct. We have a family of cats who have come to my house when they are pregnant to get extra food, when they have kittens, and when they want to show off for their boyfriends that they can get extra food by looking through my sliding glass door and looking very pitiful. It's funny, the birds sit on the fence behind them; knowing that they just want to show the best males that they can get food.
I started realizing that the mothers on the block were also sending their teenage sons to my door for food and money; as soon as I started putting them to work instead, the teens stopped coming.:devil:

I've heard about compassionate ducks before. It's a nice story. It's funny how we view animals - this is meat, this is a lovely pet.
I tend to keep the whole thing separate: I never eat anything I can make a pet or that has sad eyes: No veal, goat, rabbit...I only eat other things if they are from the market. I recall the first time I realized that the wonderful fried chicken on my aunts table was the one my uncle said, "Hey, you want to see a chicken do somersaults; he picked it up by the neck and swung it around...it didn't look to good afterwards":sick:

Hello doll, I'll be sure to remember next time. And you are not a dupe, you are a gentle soul.

I like that, I think I'll put it under my avatar...now if I can figure out...:smash::mad2: almost got it..:eek::crash::crash: Guess I'll call my daughter on that...:biggrin5:

dizzydoll

05-19-2010, 10:12 AM

LOL, do you want the link for it? Just joking doll, I put a beauty on your profile page.

jocky

05-19-2010, 04:55 PM

I was looking up some old blogs. this one will crack you up. Discussion on 'My Last Duchess' by Browning, this is not the exact quotes but as near as I can recall ' Do you think she is dead ? ' Reply ' She may well have been murdered ' Duh!

soundofmusic

05-19-2010, 06:06 PM

LOL, do you want the link for it? Just joking doll, I put a beauty on your profile page.
I'm just always behind the times; all the musicians I listen to are dead, all the writers are read are dead, all the men I love....ummmm, are barely legal plus 5 or dead...:frown2:

I was looking up some old blogs. this one will crack you up. Discussion on 'My Last Duchess' by Browning, this is not the exact quotes but as near as I can recall ' Do you think she is dead ? ' Reply ' She may well have been murdered ' Duh!
I was trying to recall the peer of Browning who described his work as "mediocre at best"; but I have met many who say he was a genius...I personally don't see it. I do admire the man and his great love story.

jocky

05-19-2010, 07:18 PM

I was trying to recall the the peer of Browning who described his work as "mediocre at best"; but I have met many who say he was a genious...I personally don't see it. I do admire the man and his great love story.

This means we could get into a discussion of Victorian poets and I know Parker does not appreciate this, Frau Lippi Lippino has been known to send him into a fit of despair. Next thing you know we could be discussing the Metaphysical Poets , the Pre-Raphaelites and who knows where it might it all end. ? Geez, Brian Bean might get re-animated and then we will all be done for. :)

The Atheist

05-19-2010, 08:51 PM

:lol:

Quite right.

Parker has been known to quote a dirty limerick or two, but poetry? Never.

jocky

05-19-2010, 09:07 PM

Mick, you are working way too hard, relax and have one of Mrs Miggens mince pies, you know it makes sense. See life gets a lot simpler when one is retired, through no fault of my own I might add. Did you hear about the ex- lawn mower salesman from Aukland! I will private message you on that one. Apparently he joined the Red Bigade, messed up and ended up with the Red Shirts in Thailand. If it had not been for Parker and the smelling salts life might be very different. Joke ;)

prendrelemick

05-20-2010, 01:38 AM

soundofmusic

05-20-2010, 09:38 AM

This means we could get into a discussion of Victorian poets and I know Parker does not appreciate this, Frau Lippi Lippino has been known to send him into a fit of despair. Next thing you know we could be discussing the Metaphysical Poets , the Pre-Raphaelites and who knows where it might it all end. ? Geez, Brian Bean might get re-animated and then we will all be done for. :)

Well, you know in any intellectual discussion, you guys would just leave me in the dust; then I would have Parker give me the bottle and the next thing I know I'd be dancing on Atheists barbecue with a mallard as partner...

:lol:

Quite right.

Parker has been known to quote a dirty limerick or two, but poetry? Never.

Ah well, maybe I shall try to get Parker drinking with me so he'll quote his limericks to me...

:biggrin5:

Now Jocky, I know Mrs Jocky can be difficult, but don't you go getting ideas!

Mrs Jocky is a fine lady who can discuss the most obscure literature, cook the most difficult christmas fare and still keep Jocky coming back to lit net happy ...lets all drink to Mrs Jocky...
Ah yes, and we'll also drink to the superb and beautiful Mrs Atheist...
Let's also have a drink for Mrs Paul, Mrs Mick....is everything beginning to move...Parker, where is the man now....when I said dress the duck I meant in a tuxedo...

Paulclem

05-20-2010, 03:58 PM

:biggrin5:

This thread is great.

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-20-2010, 09:23 PM

J...N.. what the...?
ahh, that's better!
Just stopping by to say howdy. I was having trouble typing due to the heavy layer of "agent white" chemtrail dust that settled on my keyboard.
My old lady left the windows open last night (I had chili WITH beans), allowing the dust to infiltrate the house.

By the way Jocky, is the green medicine having any affect? and how are those pigeons doing?

The Atheist

05-21-2010, 12:02 AM

This thread is great.

Hell yeah.

I reckon I've been involved in over 8000 threads on the internet and this is easily the best of them.

J...N.. what the...?
ahh, that's better!
Just stopping by to say howdy. I was having trouble typing due to the heavy layer of "agent white" chemtrail dust that settled on my keyboard.

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

I saw you caught one with that. Brilliant!

dizzydoll

05-21-2010, 09:08 AM

Hi guys!

I'm just always behind the times; all the musicians I listen to are dead, all the writers are read are dead, all the men I love....ummmm, are barely legal plus 5 or dead.

http://forum.thescubasite.com/happy/happy0196.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com). You are so funny, doll. I dont go for the youngsters at all -- dont you know thats cradle snatching? Here's some hotties for ya.

http://z.hubpages.com/u/861229_f520.jpg

or how about the Bunny Boys:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/7/28/1248771850452/David-Lucas-Steven-Butler-001.jpg

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-21-2010, 11:21 PM

Hi guys!
...Here's some hotties for ya.

This is an outrage! on the Blokes thread no less!

In an effort to settle the Blokes down I offer the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezgQNxVHbY&feature=related

Gilliatt

The Atheist

05-22-2010, 02:23 AM

In an effort to settle the Blokes down I offer the following:

Those were the days - I should have definitely been around in the 1930s.

I've always found the Charleston style extremely attractive. I can just see me toting a Thompson, a blonde hanging off each arm...

Couple of those ones in the clip would do nicely!

dizzydoll

05-22-2010, 02:31 AM

This is an outrage! on the Blokes thread no less!

In an effort to settle the Blokes down I offer the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezgQNxVHbY&feature=related

Gilliatt

Excellent. In those days to make it in show business you had to sing, dance, act, speak correctly, and look good. Today you just need to drop off your clothes.

Good morning Atheist... you have a good day now y'hear. :smile5:

soundofmusic

05-22-2010, 02:50 AM

:biggrin5:

This thread is great.
The best on the whole dog gone site!

J...N.. what the...?
ahh, that's better!
Just stopping by to say howdy. I was having trouble typing due to the heavy layer of "agent white" chemtrail dust that settled on my keyboard.
My old lady left the windows open last night (I had chili WITH beans), allowing the dust to infiltrate the house.

By the way Jocky, is the green medicine having any affect? and how are those pigeons doing?
Well here, they're blaming the tar on the oil spill. "The scientists" had to do tests to find out it was the cruise ships out of all the local miami and ft lauderdale ports.

Hey, what do you guys do when it's late night, you want a snack and there aren't any dishes close by...I want a cream puff and I'm trying to decide between a oversized tupperware or a pot lid...

Hi guys!

http://forum.thescubasite.com/happy/happy0196.gif (http://www.thescubasite.com). You are so funny, doll. I dont go for the youngsters at all -- dont you know thats cradle snatching? Here's some hotties for ya.

http://z.hubpages.com/u/861229_f520.jpg

or how about the Bunny Boys:

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2009/7/28/1248771850452/David-Lucas-Steven-Butler-001.jpg

Now wait a minute fellows; I think this gives us a chance to investigate the age old question....I'm just going to go out a few feet and have a talk with that Asian fellow with the big smile....:biggrin5:
Hey Diz, thanks; but as for the Bunnies; I find enough gay men without trying:lol:

This is an outrage! on the Blokes thread no less!

In an effort to settle the Blokes down I offer the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aezgQNxVHbY&feature=related

Gilliatt
Ah, the girls were so beautiful; if it wasn't for those horrible little girl, nasally voices...

Those were the days - I should have definitely been around in the 1930s.

I've always found the Charleston style extremely attractive. I can just see me toting a Thompson, a blonde hanging off each arm...

Couple of those ones in the clip would do nicely!

They stopped the Charleston because of all the accidental orchiectomies..besides, I hear you already have a young blonde hanging on your arm...

dizzydoll

05-22-2010, 02:59 AM

Now wait a minute fellows; I think this gives us a chance to investigate the age old question....I'm just going to go out a few feet and have a talk with that Asian fellow with the big smile....:biggrin5:

Yes isnt he such a cutie...? hmmm we'll have to share. :nod:

Paulclem

05-22-2010, 04:19 PM

Wha....? Am I in the wrong thread?

soundofmusic

05-22-2010, 06:26 PM

Yes isnt he such a cutie...? hmmm we'll have to share. :nod:

Nah, girl, I'm all into the fellows with British blood in their veins: you know, Mr Pattinson or Mr Law, a sweet Obrien to share a drink and a rumble, a lovable Scottsman...
I thought, however, I might ask the Asian fellow if the old ratio tale was true:biggrin5:

Wha....? Am I in the wrong thread?
No, Paul, I was just telling my daughter how much I loved the blokes thread; in fact, I've decided to stay away from all of that contentiousness and profundity on the outside....
Now let's get to some proper discussions of belching, building, drinking and beautiful ladies...

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-22-2010, 07:56 PM

soundofmusic

05-23-2010, 01:38 AM

Paul,
What'ya say we indulge ourselves in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLr0wAcJnkk

Atheist and Jocky, those poor saps!
Here's what they are greeted with each night when they stumble home from the pub:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0x3vEjHl390&feature=related

Gilliatt

That's beautiful, Gilliatt; I wonder if I could put the girls on a calander...that's real art there! I have some Vargas work; but I like this softer stuff better! Gosh, was Loretta Lynn ever that young...how about some Harper Valley PTA from Jeanne?

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 01:54 AM

Nah, girl, I'm all into the fellows with British blood in their veins: you know, Mr Pattinson or Mr Law, a sweet Obrien to share a drink and a rumble, a lovable Scottsman...

And me, actually
I'm into no fellow
They're too much trouble

But in fact I do know a lovable Scotsman who is well worth the trouble. http://serve.mysmiley.net/love/love0038.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)

Geez judging by Gilliatt's taste in music shows he must be older than me! What a real nice surprise. :biggrin5:, especially in the middle of the crowd we have on LitNet. Because I am so impressed here is one just for him.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marilyn-monroe-168.jpg

BienvenuJDC

05-23-2010, 01:57 AM

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marilyn-monroe-168.jpg

Now there's another cutie...that was a great loss.... :(

soundofmusic

05-23-2010, 02:01 AM

And me, actually
I'm into no fellow
Their too much trouble

But in fact I do know a lovable Scotsman who is well worth the trouble. http://serve.mysmiley.net/love/love0038.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net/free-laughing-smileys.php)

Geez judging by Gilliatt's taste in music shows he must be older than me! What a real nice surprise. :biggrin5:, especially in the middle of the crowd we have on LitNet. Because I am so impressed here is one just for him.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/marilyn-monroe-168.jpg

There's alot of us young seniors on the forum, Dizzy; that's why it is so cool!
Is that Marilyn; she looks great there.

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 02:04 AM

Yes thats our dear heart Marilyn... she looks innocent in that one above me...

but here is sensual Marilyn, at her very best:

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj188/leliamaya/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg

Just for all the guys on the Blokes Thread cos they have been so good natured about all the pix of men I have posted here lately

Or radiant Marilyn... take your pick, she's all yours [allow your imagination to flow]:

http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/19669-marilyn_monroe.jpg

soundofmusic

05-23-2010, 02:12 AM

Yes thats our dear heart Marilyn... she looks innocent in that one above me...

but here is sensual Marilyn, at her very best:

http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj188/leliamaya/Marilyn-Monroe.jpg

Just for all the guys on the blokes thread cos they have been so good natured about all the pix of men I have posted here lately

Now that is a much better pic for my page! Do you think if I dye my hair I'll look alittle like her? If I looked like that; I'd never wear clothes; I may not even lay on my belly....

I seem to remember that Joe didn't like her getting that "blow job"

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 02:24 AM

Now that is a much better pic for my page! Do you think if I dye my hair I'll look alittle like her? If I looked like that; I'd never wear clothes; I may not even lay on my belly....

I seem to remember that Joe didn't like her getting that "blow job"

You are so funny, you shouldnt talk like that among the youth, how the devil do you expect your daughter to grow up with language like THAT around her?

Ok here she is on her back then:

http://www.shoppingblog.com/pics/marilyn_monroe_juliens_auction_0509.jpg

At least the guys have quite a selection to choose to hang on their walls now. hahaha

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 02:33 AM

And there's a whole lot more FAMOUS pictures of her on this famous Alton John number:

Goodbye Norma Jeane (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPy2M79xPz8)

http://serve.mysmiley.net/sad/sad0049.gif (http://www.mysmiley.net)

OrphanPip

05-23-2010, 02:38 AM

Nah, girl, I'm all into the fellows with British blood in their veins: you know, Mr Pattinson or Mr Law, a sweet Obrien to share a drink and a rumble, a lovable Scottsman...
I thought, however, I might ask the Asian fellow if the old ratio tale was true:biggrin5:

For shame Sound, I thought we had something in common. I'm a bit of a rice queen myself, you can have the Brits. ;)

prendrelemick

05-23-2010, 05:57 AM

The thinking woman's crumpet. That's us Brits!
Look at prince Charles for instance:bigear:

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-23-2010, 10:01 AM

...how about some Harper Valley PTA from Jeanne?

Ok, you asked for it!
(Barbara Eden !! – I’ll have to make it a point to rent that one)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ivUOnnstpg&feature=related

Geez judging by Gilliatt's taste in music shows he must be older than me! What a real nice surprise.especially in the middle of the crowd we have on LitNet. Because I am so impressed here is one just for him.

Dizzy I am fairly certain that I am younger than you and Sounds. I’ll turn 48 this year.

Perhaps the confusion stems from the fact that I am the youngest of five all of whom were products of parents who suffered, though young at the time, through the Depression and then forced to grow up quick with the advent of WW II.

My formative years were greatly influenced by the varying generational range of music blasted throughout the house. I say blasted due to the inevitable volume wars that would ensue as one party would attempt to drown out another with their preferred music.
For example, Cream – “Crossroads” would be overpowered by Arthur Lyman – “Aphrodesia”. Or Herman’s Hermit’s versus Bob Wills.

Speaking of Arthur Lyman, you must hear this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxatqR6J-5M&a=TEeijo2cFgM&playnext_from=ML

Marilyn is nice, but I still prefer Raquel:

http://www.nothingforeveryone.com/ogre/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/039_64320Raquel-Welch-Posters1.jpg

Gilliatt

soundofmusic

05-23-2010, 10:10 AM

I seem to remember that Joe didn't like her getting that "blow job"

That wasn't a dirty phrase;:biggrin5: I'm sure you all know the story: Marilyn went for a picture shoot after she had married Joe Dimaggio; her public relations guy had her stand over a blower and take the picture. Joe totally lost his temper, wanted to go beat the fellow and threatened divorce!:mad5:

You are so funny, you shouldnt talk like that among the youth, how the devil do you expect your daughter to grow up with language like THAT around her?

I hate to admit it; but my daughter taught me everything I know...Child prodigy/genius and all. She was reading Machiavell and Marquis de Sade at 12; I thought anything that came from the library could accompany a person to church. A few years later, when she began her religious explorations, she introduced me to the bhagavad gita and the kama sutra...I am now a pretty well informed mother and she is all grown up:frown2:

For shame Sound, I thought we had something in common. I'm a bit of a rice queen myself, you can have the Brits. ;)

We have a great deal in common Pip, I'm sure. Just look, we both knew the Bangles songs! :coolgleamA: Then theres: you're a genius and I'm ah...average, You're profound and I'm...superficial; ah well...I'm sure I'll find more. Isn't mutual admiration enough?
Ah, but now you can tell us if the wives tales about asian men are true!

The thinking woman's crumpet. That's us Brits!
Look at prince Charles for instance:bigear:

I liked Charles, too before I knew what an...donkey he was. I think I blame it all on Phil, making him go off to those tough schools where they made him swim in below zero water...
Still, with the exception of the Royal family, give me a Brit every time...
I don't know, Atheist, I might widen my horizons; are all the blokes in NZ mens men like you?

The Atheist

05-23-2010, 03:49 PM

Wha....? Am I in the wrong thread?

Yes, the North Walsham Gay Appreciation Society.

Parker went on holiday and rented the place out to the Young Conservatives.

Now let's get to some proper discussions of belching, building, drinking and beautiful ladies...

And tea.

It's breakfast time here, and a gentleman starts his day with a cup of freshly-brewed tea.

And while I live in NZ, I'm as English as a red rose on St George's Day, me old darling! My dad was a genuine Cockney - the one thing which never fails the "True Scotsman" test - born wivin 'a sarnd o' Bow Beww. Or, roughly translated into English, "born within the sound of Bow Bell".

Me mum was an upper-middle class lass, the eldest daughter of a wealthy merchant in North Walsham, where I was hatched myself.

I can trace my father's side back through generations of Poor House residents!

Atheist and Jocky, those poor saps!
Here's what they are greeted with each night when they stumble home from the pub:

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Classic!

God, C&W music truly is the spawn of Satan.

Geez judging by Gilliatt's taste in music shows he must be older than me! What a real nice surprise. :biggrin5:, especially in the middle of the crowd we have on LitNet. Because I am so impressed here is one just for him.

I just missed the Marilyn years - I was only 3 when she died, but yes, she was beautiful.

Fascinating subject, Marilyn. She seems to me to be one of those people whose untimely death led to their beatification. Was she any more beautiful than thousands of other women? Would we still be enthralled with her if she were another Elizabeth Taylor? (Crazy old bat)

The thinking woman's crumpet. That's us Brits!
Look at prince Charles for instance:bigear:

Two in one thread!

I even laughed the second time I read it!

Anyway, there's an antidote for Prince Charles.

Camilla!

Paulclem

05-23-2010, 04:56 PM

:biggrin5: Prince Charles - and the upper classes still think they are superior. It really is their attitude, unbelievable as it seems these days. put it down to the nepotistic congregations in public schools and certain unis. They don't get the chance to think any differently.

Thanks for the links Gilliatt. I'm 46. Do you forget how old you are? It began in my forties when I realised that I was anticipating birthdays and forgetting that I hadn't had it yet. I'm sure I got the age poll wrong.

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 04:57 PM

Marilyn is nice, but I still prefer Raquel:

http://www.nothingforeveryone.com/ogre/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/039_64320Raquel-Welch-Posters1.jpg

Gilliatt

I completely agree with you Raquel was perfect and a real lady too. :coolgleamA:

I just missed the Marilyn years - I was only 3 when she died, but yes, she was beautiful.

Fascinating subject, Marilyn. She seems to me to be one of those people whose untimely death led to their beatification. Was she any more beautiful than thousands of other women? Would we still be enthralled with her if she were another Elizabeth Taylor? (Crazy old bat)

Hold up, we are not in our 60's yet!. Marilyn was more my fathers age group, same would be the case for Music she was young then too... you know with the Rat Pack days with Frank and the boyz. Wow, Marlyn had some serious power--sleeping with the President of USA and the leader of the Mafia at the same time. Not many girls would get that right today.

And Liz, she is a crazy old coot, her and whats-his-name, oh yes Richard Burton were perfect for each other. Drank like fish they did. :biggrin5:

Paulclem

05-23-2010, 05:01 PM

Richard Burton?

dizzydoll

05-23-2010, 05:03 PM

Thanks Paul, it just popped into my mind so I came back before I saw your response. Ta anyway. :biggrin5:

soundofmusic

05-23-2010, 05:59 PM

Ok, you asked for it!
(Barbara Eden !! – I’ll have to make it a point to rent that one)

Dizzy I am fairly certain that I am younger than you and Sounds. I’ll turn 48 this year.

Perhaps the confusion stems from the fact that I am the youngest of five all of whom were products of parents who suffered, though young at the time, through the Depression and then forced to grow up quick with the advent of WW II.

My formative years were greatly influenced by the varying generational range of music blasted throughout the house. I say blasted due to the inevitable volume wars that would ensue as one party would attempt to drown out another with their preferred music.

Marilyn is nice, but I still prefer Raquel:

Gilliatt

Yeah, that post WWII daze never quite leaves us; My father started me with a savings account when I was 5. I rebelled by gradually breaking the savings habits; but I feel oddly drawn to Rockwell paintings and Art Deco...
The funny thing about Raquel is that you can tell that picture isn't air brushed; they left all those sexy protrusions alone....

Yes, the North Walsham Gay Appreciation Society.

Parker went on holiday and rented the place out to the Young Conservatives.
And tea.
It's breakfast time here, and a gentleman starts his day with a cup of freshly-brewed tea.
And while I live in NZ, I'm as English as a red rose on St George's Day, me old darling! My dad was a genuine Cockney -

Me mum was an upper-middle class lass, the eldest daughter of a wealthy merchant in North Walsham, where I was hatched myself.

I can trace my father's side back through generations of Poor House residents!

I just missed the Marilyn years - I was only 3 when she died, but yes, she was beautiful.

Fascinating subject, Marilyn. She seems to me to be one of those people whose untimely death led to their beatification. Was she any more beautiful than thousands of other women? Would we still be enthralled with her if she were another Elizabeth Taylor? (Crazy old bat)
Two in one thread!

I even laughed the second time I read it!

Anyway, there's an antidote for Prince Charles.
Camilla!
You really must have a talk with Parker; I hear he's opening a unisex gay bath house on the premises...where they serve tea...
You know an American can't get their serotonin up to par without Starbucks coffee...

Well, that explains that great intellect and strapping physique; It also explains why when you are waxing philosophically I can't understand you (I thought it was my lack of intellect; but it may be the cockney writing:lol:)

I remember Susan Strassberg talking about her and Marilyn going on a shopping trip; she said no one paid any mind to Marily, she was actually quite ordinary looking. She suddenly said to Susan, "do you want to see something" She did a slight turn, gave out a big smile and was suddenly surrounded by adoring people...
I don't think an early death with alot of surrounding rumors ever hurts; the only Russian royalty most Americans are aware of is Nicolas II.
I think Camilla would be alot more fun at a party than Marilyn or Elizabeth; but I'm betting on them in other parts of the house!

:biggrin5: Prince Charles - and the upper classes still think they are superior. It really is their attitude, unbelievable as it seems these days.
It is funny isn't it. When you see the royal families manners and lifestyle; they are sort of "bumpkins" Actually, though, I think that may be more appealing to the middle class masses than if they were untouchable.

I completely agree with you Raquel was perfect and a real lady too. :coolgleamA:
Hold up, we are not in our 60's yet!. Marilyn was more my fathers age group, same would be the case for Music she was young then too... you know with the Rat Pack days with Frank and the boyz. Wow, Marlyn had some serious power--sleeping with the President of USA and the leader of the Mafia at the same time. Not many girls would get that right today.
And Liz, she is a crazy old coot, her and whats-his-name, oh yes Richard Burton were perfect for each other. Drank like fish they did. :biggrin5:

I'm totally confused about the actors ages. They all look so rough so young; alittle better now that surgeons got neck lifts down. What mafia guy did marilyn sleep with? I don't know, I wouldn't want to be a piece of meat being passed from president to his brother; "Here, nice work Bobby, take Marilyn...and, ah, here...a box of donuts"

I saw Richard Burton live not too long before he died in Camelot; he was amazingly powerful!

The Atheist

05-23-2010, 08:08 PM

I saw Richard Burton live not too long before he died in Camelot; he was amazingly powerful!

Yes, Burton could act.

His O'Brien from the 1984 film with John Hurt is plain terrifying.

dizzydoll

05-24-2010, 01:40 AM

What mafia guy did marilyn sleep with? I don't know, I wouldn't want to be a piece of meat being passed from president to his brother; "Here, nice work Bobby, take Marilyn...and, ah, here...a box of donuts"

I dont know if THEY passed her around like a piece of meat, I am more inclined to believe she USED them. Clever girl, if you gonna sleep around make sure its the best of them. Here is an article:

http://www.carpenoctem.tv/cons/monroe.html

Giancana -- Chicago/Vegas mob boss who some say really ran the country. --read further-- he bedded her too. This website wont allow me to copy and paste but you can read. I didnt read the whole article so his claim might be disputed if you continue further along. Quite frankly I am not interested in celebrities of any kind, never have been.

soundofmusic

05-24-2010, 09:40 AM

Yes, Burton could act.

His O'Brien from the 1984 film with John Hurt is plain terrifying.
Incredible, I've never seen the film; I really must check it out. Particularly now that the term "Big Brother" is constantly being used. I said to my daughter the other day; where are these young kids hearing terms from a book that was mandatory reading in my day?

I dont know if THEY passed her around like a piece of meat, I am more inclined to believe she USED them.

I guess I'm just going by my experience when playing with the big boys. I always found that a momentary upper hand is fleeting, at best.

Poor Marilyn may have heard all of Jack and Bobby's secrets and got the best sex; but the widows got the sympathy, life insurance and retirement checks.
All the cleverness in the world could not keep Marilyn from unhappiness and winding up, finally, being photographed on a morgue table. :cold:

jocky

05-24-2010, 05:40 PM

By the way Jocky, is the green medicine having any affect? and how are those pigeons doing?

Actually, the results have been quite spectacular, it has worked better than my wildest dreams. I have been slyly lacing Mrs Jocky's cocoa with it every night before bed-time and the effect is enough to make your hair curl, and the hoose has never been cleaner. However, there is always a downside, I tried it on my prize squab's maize, they flew out of the loft and attacked the local sparrow hawk. I am now pigeonless. :)

Thank you Jocky you are a Scholar and a Gentleman.

I think you may find that the general consencus would strongly disagree with you on both counts, but thanks for the sentiment. :)

Anyway, there's an antidote for Prince Charles.

Camilla!

Aye, quite right, she has got a face like a half chewed caramel. Dicken's description of Mrs Sparsit would not do the Duchess of Cornwall justice. :cold:

The Atheist

05-24-2010, 08:23 PM

I think you may find that the general consencus would strongly disagree with you on both counts, but thanks for the sentiment. :)

Haha!

I have a customer who is silly enough to employ an Aussie. On the odd occasion he answers the phone for his boss, I hear him saying, "There's a gentleman for you on line 1."

I have asked several times that the boss tell his staffer not to insult gentlemen that way.

soundofmusic

05-24-2010, 10:29 PM

Actually, the results have been quite spectacular, it has worked better than my wildest dreams. I have been slyly lacing Mrs Jocky's cocoa with it every night before bed-time and the effect is enough to make your hair curl, and the hoose has never been cleaner.
Aye, quite right, she has got a face like a half chewed caramel. Dicken's description of Mrs Sparsit would not do the Duchess of Cornwall justice. :cold:

Do you think you could send either some of that green medicine or Mrs Jocky my way...the dishes have stopped washing themselves at night and the cat is starting to slide on the dust (he put a hole in the desk last time)

Poor Camilla, it's the English weather that does that to a girls face.

prendrelemick

05-25-2010, 01:11 AM

Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.

The Atheist

05-25-2010, 01:57 AM

Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Whoa! What a horrible thought.

The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.

I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.

dizzydoll

05-25-2010, 10:53 AM

Enjoy your day All

http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x147/susan918/cartoons/thetruth-1.gif

Dont think too much now!

Be. :coolgleamA:

soundofmusic

05-25-2010, 11:56 AM

Actually its a thousand years of inbreeding - Lucky they came together late in in life, their offspring would've been a sight to behold.

I wanted to say that Camilla was attractive as a girl...I made the mistake of looking up old pics.

:smilielol5::smilielol5::smilielol5:

Whoa! What a horrible thought.

The power of the mutant Royal genes is shown nicely by both of Charlie's boys - even though their mother was truly beautiful, they still have that inbred look about them now they've reached physical maturity. I think they have the Papadopoulous (or whatever his bloody name was) receding hairline as well, poor saps.

I'm seeing the Windsor/Shand cross coming out like one of the extras in Deliverance.

I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...:smilielol5:

Enjoy your day All

Dont think too much now!

Be. :coolgleamA:

Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse:cold:

Taliesin

05-25-2010, 01:31 PM

A conjecture thought to be sound
Was that every circle was round
In a paper of Erdős
written in Kurdish
A counterexample is found!

I got my copy of "Proofs from THE BOOK" (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proofs_from_THE_BOOK) today. Feel generally happy about it.

jocky

05-25-2010, 06:31 PM

Do you think you could send either some of that green medicine or Mrs Jocky my way...the dishes have stopped washing themselves at night.

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(

dizzydoll

05-25-2010, 06:41 PM

I was disppointed in Dianas boys. There are some great beauties in both Elizabeths and Phillips lines; Charlie just took after the muts. I never realized how much Dianas relatives look like her old lover; I had thought, for the longest time, that Harry should have his DNA checked. Mom always said, though, once you sleep with a mutt, it comes out in every litter...:smilielol5:

Nowadays, Dizzy, it's opposite for me; it's those young fellows thinking about how to get the old cougar to part with her purse:cold:

Okay doll, I have decided to trust you among all others who can teach me about real History... tell me how you see it, on the ground... not hearsay, YOU alone. I have decided your view is more valid than most.... because you have a sense of humor which is more impotant than anything on earth. Smile a While.

I have been drinking doll.... excuse me, but at least I am on the Blokes Thread rather than the Ladies Thread. Chin up, have another noggie.

The Atheist

05-25-2010, 07:07 PM

Paulclem

05-25-2010, 07:28 PM

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.

jocky

05-25-2010, 08:15 PM

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)

soundofmusic

05-25-2010, 09:53 PM

I would love to, but dark clouds are brewing over the Jocky household. Imagine my shock and horror when I found a copy of Virginia Woolf's ' A Room of One's Own ' alongside works by Germaine Greer and Simone De Beavoir under Mrs Jocky's pillow! Recent events are beginning to make sense, dirty looks, a refusal to pour milk in my cornflakes and burnt bras in the back yard. Oh, for a return to those halcyon days when she used to read the undangerous Jane Austen and prattle on about Mr Darcy and the Bennets. I did inform her if this did not cease forthwith, I would burn my boxer shorts. To which she replied, ' Aye, well make sure you are wearing them. ' Guys advice is needed, urgently. :(

God, man, throw out that green medicine or find the anecdote right away!:cold:

Okay doll, I have decided to trust you among all others who can teach me about real History... tell me how you see it, on the ground... not hearsay, YOU alone. I have decided your view is more valid than most.... because you have a sense of humor which is more impotant than anything on earth. Smile a While.

I have been drinking doll.... excuse me, but at least I am on the Blokes Thread rather than the Ladies Thread. Chin up, have another noggie.
I always found the Blokes page very congenial; of course, I don't know if the ladies will let me into their discussion.
I don't know if I'd take my advice; it's never worked for anyone I've known:lol:
Pour a long one for me and go visit my new thread, "Advice for the lovelorn...
Guys you're invited; I think it'll be a blast...all in good fun...

:lol:

Burn the books, leave copies of BBC's Poldark lying next to the DVD player, and hire a voluptuous au pair.

Works quicker than a dose of castor oil.

I don't know, Atheist, another woman in the house while Mrs Jocky is on the rampage may not be a good thing...I wouldn't be surprised if the two don't join forces..women, the scurge of the devil:reddevil:

:biggrin5:

What about trying some romance Jocky. Bunch of flowers, botte of wine, soothing music - and I wouldn't get stuck into the old spirits that night at least. Could work wonders.
Paul, Paul, he's our man; if he can't do it....:hurray::hurray:

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)

I just realized, you're right, I never had flowers in my hand for more than 10 minutes when I started wondering what the old man had done...I think it was always because they had that "Too pleased" look...:nod:

prendrelemick

05-26-2010, 02:29 AM

The Atheist

05-26-2010, 02:52 PM

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

:lol:

Get some exercise in now!

jocky

05-26-2010, 04:39 PM

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

I have actually been through this experience when Mrs Jocky was on the H.R.T. Athiest is right you better get yourself fit. After six weeks of unrelenting sordid sexual activity I lost so much weight I actually went up with the window blind. Oh, horror, horror, horror. :)

Paulclem

05-26-2010, 04:44 PM

Paul, that goes against every grain of my upbringing. Atheist's suggestion of Poldark videos sounds much more appealing. I will, however give it a go...... I tried but it did not work and besides, flowers are always an admission of guilt but I do take your point. I do not mean to annoy anyone but it seems to be au naturale :)

Just for the read of your post :biggrin5:

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

I recommend some stretching - perhaps some yoga - some high energy drinks and a couple of those new bladeless fans that don't take off your hands - just in case of topplings...:biggrin5:

The Atheist

05-26-2010, 05:12 PM

I'm not sure you guys are keeping our end up, so to speak.

Weeks of sexual gymnastics are the kind of things virile blokes like us take in our strides, and take the greatest of pleasure from!

You should all get divorced and marry younger women.

Scheherazade

05-26-2010, 05:24 PM

I fear for my lower back in the coming months.Better yours than the postman's.

jocky

05-26-2010, 06:05 PM

Better yours than the postman's.

This is not what we want to hear. We have been infiltrated again and our thread has been infected. Head for the hills guys.....too late...... I.......I...... hvve.....beeeeen......... bited. I am haeding for youtuber........:cold:

soundofmusic

05-26-2010, 06:30 PM

Count yourself lucky Jocky! I recently found a copy of "A Lovers Guide" hidden away among Mrs P's Knitting patterns. I fear for my lower back in the coming months.

I just got a neck crink trying to watch the positions on you tube...crikey:sick:

I have actually been through this experience when Mrs Jocky was on the H.R.T. Athiest is right you better get yourself fit. After six weeks of unrelenting sordid sexual activity I lost so much weight I actually went up with the window blind. Oh, horror, horror, horror. :)

I definitely have to start HRT; I hear it conquers time and gravity!

I recommend some stretching - perhaps some yoga - some high energy drinks and a couple of those new bladeless fans that don't take off your hands - just in case of topplings...:biggrin5:

We have got to get Paul his own show..."The Love Doctor"

I'm not sure you guys are keeping our end up, so to speak.

Weeks of sexual gymnastics are the kind of things virile blokes like us take in our strides, and take the greatest of pleasure from!

You should all get divorced and marry younger women.

I hear the guys are taking up donations to bring you to the UK; change some of the wild women into domestic goddesses...I think Prince Charles has your first appointment:smilielol5:

Better yours than the postman's.
:reddevil::brow::wink5:

jocky

05-26-2010, 07:35 PM

You should all get divorced and marry younger women.

Atheist you must be minted. I could never afford a divorce, here is a sneak preview of my current financial state, this is just between ourselves remember.

Credit: £ 5000

Debit: £ 4999. 99 p. Harvey Nichols.

Balance: £ 00. 01p.

What a catch eh ! I could just see younger women falling over themselves to capture old Jocky. :(

The Atheist

05-26-2010, 09:06 PM

Nah, they don't go for the money - I'm living proof of that!

It's that older, more settled, more experienced attitude they like.

Should I say something about young men and stop watches here?

soundofmusic

05-26-2010, 10:24 PM

Better yours than the postman's.

I recall, as a child, we had a milkman who came to the door a bit after dad left in the morning, the postman came by in the afternoon and there was a very dark lebanese or arab fellow who sold brushes; mom always brought him in for coffee. My brother looks just like the "Fuller Brush Man"...he has none of the family curses of corpulence, maddness or later loss of virility (He has 5 strapping sons)
It is such a shame that stores and the online service industry has robbed lonely housewives of an extra "hand" around the house :ladysman:
And gentlemen, we mustn't forget the tupperware and avon ladies who brightened your days when the wife went out on Saturdays. :banana::banana:

Atheist you must be minted. I could never afford a divorce, here is a sneak preview of my current financial state, this is just between ourselves remember.

Credit: £ 5000

Debit: £ 4999. 99 p. Harvey Nichols.

Balance: £ 00. 01p.

What a catch eh ! I could just see younger women falling over themselves to capture old Jocky. :(

You sound like a great prize if you also have bipolar disorder and alcoholism...we ladies in America find such things irresistible!

Nah, they don't go for the money - I'm living proof of that!

It's that older, more settled, more experienced attitude they like.

Should I say something about young men and stop watches here?

I am dying to know your opinion of youth today; but remember, Atheist, there is no one, even in NZ quite like you.
Actually, all of the fellows on the blokes thread are quite extrodinary...I'm sure that all of the ladies who are visiting would agree!

The Atheist

05-26-2010, 11:27 PM

I am dying to know your opinion of youth today;...

Is there enough room on a LitNet page for me to tell you?

:D

prendrelemick

05-27-2010, 01:36 AM

Better yours than the postman's.

Mmm. I've always believed in delegation, "many hands make lighter work" and all that.

I have actually been through this experience when Mrs Jocky was on the H.R.T. Athiest is right you better get yourself fit. After six weeks of unrelenting sordid sexual activity I lost so much weight I actually went up with the window blind. Oh, horror, horror, horror. :)

:lol::lol: That HRT is a dangerous thing, A chap comes home wanting nothing more than his pipe and slippers, to find his wife dressed in something pink and diaphanous with a red rose clamped between her best set of dentures.

Atheist you must be minted. I could never afford a divorce, here is a sneak preview of my current financial state, this is just between ourselves remember.

Credit: £ 5000

Debit: £ 4999. 99 p. Harvey Nichols.

Balance: £ 00. 01p.

What a catch eh ! I could just see younger women falling over themselves to capture old Jocky. :(

Aye you're still a catch for north of the border.

Revolte

05-27-2010, 01:37 AM

Nah, they don't go for the money - I'm living proof of that!

It's that older, more settled, more experienced attitude they like.

Should I say something about young men and stop watches here?

I'm willing to bet none of us are "settled" ( by that I mean completely calm ), besides girls like wild, they just do, it thrills them, its the passion. :coolgleamA:

soundofmusic

05-27-2010, 05:36 AM

Is there enough room on a LitNet page for me to tell you?

:D
I guess you may have to start a blog.

Mmm. I've always believed in delegation, "many hands make lighter work" and all that.
:lol::lol: That HRT is a dangerous thing, A chap comes home wanting nothing more than his pipe and slippers, to find his wife dressed in something pink and diaphanous with a red rose clamped between her best set of dentures.

Aye you're still a catch for north of the border.

Here, Here! If only I could have convinced both Mr. Sounds to be so openminded:coolgleamA:
I guess I'd better go on it now where the only thing I'm fighting with is mid-driff bulge and gravity!
Yes, we must spread these blokes out a bit; there are too many hiding in obscure zones with only one wench!

I'm willing to bet none of us are "settled" ( by that I mean completely calm ), besides girls like wild, they just do, it thrills them, its the passion. :coolgleamA:

Yes, we definitely like our men like our studs: wild, untamable, jerking and fighting as we coral them (Of course, fellows, that is only because it is every womans dream to break "the wild spirit" and bring about yet another domesticized gnome):frown2:

The Atheist

05-27-2010, 03:40 PM

I'm willing to bet none of us are "settled" ( by that I mean completely calm ), besides girls like wild, they just do, it thrills them, its the passion. :coolgleamA:

But it works in practice, for some unexplained reason.

For every cougar, there's another woman who prefers a mature wine to one that was bottled last week.

:D

I guess you may have to start a blog.

Now that you mention it, youth is about the only thing I don't blog about!

It's to do with the development of the responsibility gene, which doesn't occur until at least 23 for males - if ever - so it's not worth writing about.

Individually, I'll gladly swap horror stories.

How about the time that having two teenagers living with me, they each conspired to steal my car for a joyride in the middle of the night, only to be sprung because I know where my car is parked when I've driven it.

;)

Yes, we definitely like our men like our studs: wild, untamable, jerking and fighting as we coral them (Of course, fellows, that is only because it is every womans dream to break "the wild spirit" and bring about yet another domesticized gnome):frown2:

We each try.

We both fail.

:D

soundofmusic

05-27-2010, 07:47 PM

But it works in practice, for some unexplained reason.

For every cougar, there's another woman who prefers a mature wine to one that was bottled last week.

:D

Now that you mention it, youth is about the only thing I don't blog about!

It's to do with the development of the responsibility gene, which doesn't occur until at least 23 for males - if ever - so it's not worth writing about.

Individually, I'll gladly swap horror stories.

How about the time that having two teenagers living with me, they each conspired to steal my car for a joyride in the middle of the night, only to be sprung because I know where my car is parked when I've driven it.

;)
We each try.

We both fail.

:D

Most of the time, we cougars were the ones who liked "aged wines" in our day.
I guess I'm lucky I had little experience with raising boys! It looks like you were always several legnths ahead of them though!
I imagine you are still king of your castle, and always will be. I'm trying to decide if we ladies would like you to bring "bottled Atheist" to the states. On one hand, we'd always be smiling; on the other, we'd never have control of the hen coup again:lol:

The Atheist

05-28-2010, 12:42 AM

It looks like you were always several legnths ahead of them though!

Ha!

I'll tell you a funny story about that. These two teenage dicks were my son and a friend of his who was running wild, so we thought we'd have a go at straightening him out. We were a few years too late in his case, and he turned out to be quite a hopeless case.

Once he'd flown his true colours, my main mission was to keep the little twerps apart as much as possible.

They were both 17 at the time and I was their legal guardian, so to speak, even though his mate had been kicked out.

I typed up a letter to the effect that I was banning them from associating and would dob them in to the police if they found together. I had a Justice of the Peace countersign my signature and served them each with a copy.

While they were sickened by it, the thought that it had no legal weight whatsoever never occurred to them, and that the JP's signature was purely to witness my signature went right over their heads.

Teenagers are easy because they think they're smarter than you, while in the real world, we know we're smarter than them.

So far, my plan worked - they stayed apart for the eight months until they were 18 and my boy moved into somewhat different circles, so while they hang out, they aren't the centre of each other's universe any more.

jocky

05-28-2010, 07:28 AM

Mmm. I've always believed in delegation, "many hands make lighter work" and all that.

:lol:

For the enlightenment of our friends from overseas, I will explain the main cultural difference between the Scots and the English from a historical perspective. In the old days my ancestors would drive deep into the heart of Northern England, burning the villages, laying waste to the land and taking no prisoners. In retaliation Mick's people would do exactly the same to us with one major difference. Their leader would look down coolly from his horse at the carnage and blackened faces of the survivors and cordially invite them to dinner. It is their impeccable manners that drives us nuts. :)

The Atheist

05-28-2010, 12:13 PM

:lol:

For the enlightenment of our friends from overseas, I will explain the main cultural difference between the Scots and the English from a historical perspective. In the old days my ancestors would drive deep into the heart of Northern England, burning the villages, laying waste to the land and taking no prisoners. In retaliation Mick's people would do exactly the same to us with one major difference. Their leader would look down coolly from his horse at the carnage and blackened faces of the survivors and cordially invite them to dinner. It is their impeccable manners that drives us nuts. :)

Ah.

I thought the difference was that the English bribed clans to do their dirty work for them.

prendrelemick

05-28-2010, 01:51 PM

Aye thats us, we bloody y' nose then offer our hankie.

The Scots would pour south carrying all before them, untill Derbyshire - then they'd get homesick for haggis and roamin' in the gloamin' and suchlike, and scuttle off back.

By the way Jocky, can we have our goal posts back please - you've got your stone.

This is not what we want to hear. We have been infiltrated again and our thread has been infected. Head for the hills guys.....too late...... I.......I...... hvve.....beeeeen......... bited. I am haeding for youtuber........:cold:

Crikey Jocky! Whereabouts were you bitten?

jocky

05-28-2010, 02:27 PM

Ah.

I thought the difference was that the English bribed clans to do their dirty work for them.

They did and I am afraid our love of money has led to a lot of grief, however we have always been magnanimous in defeat.

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 02:32 PM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/annelinfjeld.jpg

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

jocky

05-28-2010, 02:33 PM

By the way Jocky, can we have our goal posts back please - you've got your stone.

NO, they are a national treasure. ;)

The Atheist

05-28-2010, 03:05 PM

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

I don't see it myself, but who is she?

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 03:20 PM

Anne Lindfjeld. She is a danish MTV host, headbangers ballroom. I have met her several times, but I still think she is sexy as hell.

soundofmusic

05-28-2010, 03:48 PM

Ha!

I'll tell you a funny story about that. These two teenage dicks were my son and a friend of his who was running wild, so we thought we'd have a go at straightening him out. We were a few years too late in his case, and he turned out to be quite a hopeless case.

Once he'd flown his true colours, my main mission was to keep the little twerps apart as much as possible.

They were both 17 at the time and I was their legal guardian, so to speak, even though his mate had been kicked out.

I typed up a letter to the effect that I was banning them from associating and would dob them in to the police if they found together. I had a Justice of the Peace countersign my signature and served them each with a copy.

While they were sickened by it, the thought that it had no legal weight whatsoever never occurred to them, and that the JP's signature was purely to witness my signature went right over their heads.

Teenagers are easy because they think they're smarter than you, while in the real world, we know we're smarter than them.

So far, my plan worked - they stayed apart for the eight months until they were 18 and my boy moved into somewhat different circles, so while they hang out, they aren't the centre of each other's universe any more.

You are king, man. I think that idea would have even had me second guessing myself. Too bad you weren't around when Eddie II was king:lol:

I have always wondered how a parent handles a cocky teen once he starts developing muscle and is a head taller than you.

:lol:

For the enlightenment of our friends from overseas, I will explain the main cultural difference between the Scots and the English from a historical perspective. In the old days my ancestors would drive deep into the heart of Northern England, burning the villages, laying waste to the land and taking no prisoners. In retaliation Mick's people would do exactly the same to us with one major difference. Their leader would look down coolly from his horse at the carnage and blackened faces of the survivors and cordially invite them to dinner. It is their impeccable manners that drives us nuts. :)

It drives the whole world mad, Jocky; yet, we continue to admire them from afar and mimick their accents!

Ah.

I thought the difference was that the English bribed clans to do their dirty work for them.

I think they gave up on the Scots for that; started using some of the outsiders that couldn't count their gold.

Crikey Jocky! Whereabouts were you bitten?

Gosh, I missed that altogether!:yikes: Are you starting to change yet, man?
Are you beginning to crave those long cigarettes and the feel of silky underthings?

They did and I am afraid our love of money has led to a lot of grief, however we have always been magnanimous in defeat.

Just bide your time, Jocky. You'll have a true Scotts queen one of these days...Let's all drink to the fallen Caty, what a sweet girl she was...
:cheers2:

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/annelinfjeld.jpg

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

Well, this isn't her best pic. I saw one in a teddy; she can be a knockout..(somehow, my computer kept going on the fritz when I tried to blow the pic up ) This pic shows too much of the thick makeup and a few skin flaws...
Details, Jester, what was she like when you met her?

prendrelemick

05-28-2010, 03:56 PM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/annelinfjeld.jpg

This woman is one of the sexiest in the world!!

Excellent post Jester.

However she has a bulge-out belly button:ack2:

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 04:05 PM

Well, this isn't her best pic. I saw one in a teddy; she can be a knockout..(somehow, my computer kept going on the fritz when I tried to blow the pic up ) This pic shows too much of the thick makeup and a few skin flaws...
Details, Jester, what was she like when you met her?

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out. I first met her about 1½ years ago at a halloween party in a club called The Rock, where I was absolutely psyched to meet her. It was one of my brothers friends who introduced me to her, and since then we have been to several parties together and hang out at times. I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

soundofmusic

05-28-2010, 04:33 PM

Excellent post Jester.

However she has a bulge-out belly button:ack2:

I don't think they use the penny on the belly buttons on babies anymore...Atheist would know...

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out. I first met her about 1½ years ago at a halloween party in a club called The Rock, where I was absolutely psyched to meet her. It was one of my brothers friends who introduced me to her, and since then we have been to several parties together and hang out at times. I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

You're a lucky fellow, Jester. Wow, hot and brains...I did see a couple of clothed pics that were good. I think they may just have the wrong make up on her in this one...what's her natural hair color?

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 04:55 PM

Excellent post Jester.

However she has a bulge-out belly button:ack2:

That is a belly button ring.

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 05:07 PM

You're a lucky fellow, Jester. Wow, hot and brains...I did see a couple of clothed pics that were good. I think they may just have the wrong make up on her in this one...what's her natural hair color?

She is a natural redhead, trust me. But slightly more brownish than it is in her model pictures. Like this

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/annelinfjeld3.jpg

The Atheist

05-28-2010, 07:39 PM

Anne Lindfjeld. She is a danish MTV host, headbangers ballroom. I have met her several times, but I still think she is sexy as hell.

Ok, I've done the Google thing now - I'd never heard of her.

She's certainly got a hot bod!

I see she is heavily into tats as well as piercing. I quite like the arms, but I'm not a big fan tattoos on fists - what on earth do they say?

I have always wondered how a parent handles a cocky teen once he starts developing muscle and is a head taller than you.

Unluckily for that pair, I'm a head bigger than they were then, and still a few inches taller.

The next boy will be the one - the nearly eight-year old. He is going to be a monster. He's one of those kids that looks scrawny, but is all bone and muscle and already looks a year or so older than his mates. I might have to get him to take up smoking otherwise he might end up in the 6'4" to 6'6" range.

She is an amazing person, funny, kind and intelligent, definitely a knock out.

Funny and intelligent always turns me on!

I have nudes of her but I don't think I can post that on here.

Quite right!

(Dammit!)

:D

I don't think they use the penny on the belly buttons on babies anymore...Atheist would know...

My word, I haven't heard of that one for many, many years.

God, we're showing our age!

:lol:

soundofmusic

05-28-2010, 08:41 PM

She is a natural redhead, trust me. But slightly more brownish than it is in her model pictures. Like this

That is a threesome no one says no to: a gun, a beautiful woman and Ben and Jerrys:lol:
I am curious about the tats on the hand. I like the tats on guys backs and shoulders; but I'm always afraid of getting involved considering the whole Hepatitis C thing.

Ok, I've done the Google thing now - I'd never heard of her.

She's certainly got a hot bod!
I see she is heavily into tats as well as piercing. I quite like the arms, but I'm not a big fan tattoos on fists - what on earth do they say?

Unluckily for that pair, I'm a head bigger than they were then, and still a few inches taller.
The next boy will be the one - the nearly eight-year old. He is going to be a monster. He's one of those kids that looks scrawny, but is all bone and muscle and already looks a year or so older than his mates. I might have to get him to take up smoking otherwise he might end up in the 6'4" to 6'6" range.

Funny and intelligent always turns me

My word, I haven't heard of that one for many, many years.

God, we're showing our age!

:lol:

You're going to be a great power to deal with even in your 80's Atheist, great genes...The baby looks like he's going to be a big fellow also!

Ah, but the men are getting to where they like us a little older; I'd say that you may only have 5 years on this hot redhead...wouldn't you say?

Jesterhead

05-28-2010, 08:50 PM

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/ladylike.jpg

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-28-2010, 08:51 PM

Here's a red head for ya:
(with champagne and beans no less!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA

Gilliatt

soundofmusic

05-28-2010, 11:57 PM

Here's a red head for ya:
(with champagne and beans no less!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8T1ZR98aEA

Gilliatt

A great lady! I love the story of how she fell and her husband rescued her, stole a plane and flew her to have surgery. Later, he became disabled and she cared for him...
She fell off a motor cycle she was riding in 2000...what a woman!

The Atheist

05-29-2010, 12:53 AM

Here's a red head for ya:

Oh yeah. Ann-Margaret, I've always had a ...... soft spot for her.

prendrelemick

05-29-2010, 03:51 AM

Sorry to wrench this thread away from fascinating redheads.

Parker! a bottle of Champagne to Mr Trott at Lords please, the first double century by an England player (ok he's Irish really) since Petersen in 2006 (who's South African, but still.)
And in the tradition of fair play and respecting one's opponent a bottle for Mr Shahadat for his 5 wickets.

The Atheist

05-29-2010, 04:43 AM

Sorry to wrench this thread away from fascinating redheads.

Parker! a bottle of Champagne to Mr Trott at Lords please,

He sent a magnum, I understand.

the first double century by an England player (ok he's Irish really)

Don't we still own Ireland?

since Petersen in 2006 (who's South African, but still.)
And in the tradition of fair play and respecting one's opponent a bottle for Mr Shahadat for his 5 wickets.

Quite right.

A bottle of ginger ale in deference to his religion.*

*Parker's religion, that is - saving money

prendrelemick

05-29-2010, 06:14 AM

Any way back to the Redheads, does any one remember the gorgeous Susan Heyward?

The way she would rake her experienced eyes over the romantic lead with a mixture of invitation and disdain. Like she was saying "So you think you're man enough do you?" Then her mouth - a half smile playing over her luscious lips, a little bit challengeing, a little bit sluttish, for the right man that is - a Yorkshire farmer for example. :drool5:

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/1313055_f248.jpg

Jesterhead

05-29-2010, 09:08 AM

Any way back to the Redheads, does any one remember the gorgeous Susan Heyward?

The way she would rake her experienced eyes over the romantic lead with a mixture of invitation and disdain. Like she was saying "So you think you're man enough do you?" Then her mouth - a half smile playing over her luscious lips, a little bit challengeing, a little bit sluttish, for the right man that is - a Yorkshire farmer for example. :drool5:

It is hard to resist that look in her eyes, she looks so inviting yet so confident.

soundofmusic

05-29-2010, 10:11 AM

He sent a magnum, I understand.

Don't we still own Ireland?

Quite right.

A bottle of ginger ale in deference to his religion.*

*Parker's religion, that is - saving money
:lol:;)Have Parker send me a bottle of both, one to occupy myself during the games and one to settle my stomach afterwards....

Any way back to the Redheads, does any one remember the gorgeous Susan Heyward?

The way she would rake her experienced eyes over the romantic lead with a mixture of invitation and disdain. Like she was saying "So you think you're man enough do you?" Then her mouth - a half smile playing over her luscious lips, a little bit challengeing, a little bit sluttish, for the right man that is - a Yorkshire farmer for example. :drool5:

I am sure a Yorkshire farmer would be just the thing. Good old Susan, that was back in the day when a redhead was a redhead and not just a mousy blonde in disguise....

Though, I still have a bit of a prejudice against redheads, owing to the fact that both Mr Sounds found them far superior to the average brunette...

It is hard to resist that look in her eyes, she looks so inviting yet so confident.

So, do men like confident women on the screen; or do they like them in the home as well:confused5: Mr Sounds 1 thought my confidence was, at times, annoying; while Mr Sounds 2 found it just plain scary ; he always managed to disappear just as I was complaining to the carpet man, "Yes, it looks very nice; but I insist on having my front door put back on":flare:

Jesterhead

05-29-2010, 10:55 AM

So, do men like confident women on the screen; or do they like them in the home as well:confused5: Mr Sounds 1 thought my confidence was, at times, annoying; while Mr Sounds 2 found it just plain scary ; he always managed to disappear just as I was complaining to the carpet man, "Yes, it looks very nice; but I insist on having my front door put back on":flare:

I find confidence very attractive in women, too emotional women are the most annoying, as you really have to watch what you say and I do not find that attractive at all. Did someone pull your door down?

soundofmusic

05-29-2010, 06:50 PM

I find confidence very attractive in women, too emotional women are the most annoying, as you really have to watch what you say and I do not find that attractive at all. Did someone pull your door down?

Yes, the second Mr Sounds was a Navy fellow...a guy's guy...and I usually left him to swap stories with the repair men; I usually showed up a few minutes before to compliment them both, hand them a drink and a tip.
On this particular day, I noticed that while the carpet looked magnificent; both the inner and outer doors were still laying in a pile. I insisted the fellow needed to rehang the doors and Mr Sounds said, "Oh, it's nothing, I can do it; just got to shave a little off the bottoms".
I reminded Mr Sounds that, in Florida, inside doors were hollow. Mr Sounds looked alittle taken a back but still insisted we pay the fellow and give him a tip. We slept, that night, with a board nailed over the front door and the following day, it took Mr Sounds all day to refit and rehang the front door.

It has been 25 years, and there are still no closet doors hanging:lol:

stlukesguild

05-29-2010, 09:20 PM

Well... its Memorial Day weekend... I have three days off followed by a mere 7 more days of work before summer vacation. This is the one time of the year when I think, "Oh yeah... teaching's not a bad gig after all.":banana:

I just completed my latest painting after a long day in the HOT studio and so now I'm sitting back... just finished steaks on the grill... and I'm listening to Kind of Blue with my second Young's Double Chocolate in hand... I have a Three Philosopher's Belgian Ale and a couple of Sam Smith Imperial Stouts waiting in the wings... along with the Rolling Stones on the disc changer. It's gonna be one of those nights.:party::cheers2:

jocky

05-29-2010, 09:20 PM

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-29-2010, 10:20 PM

Well... its Memorial Day weekend...
...I just completed my latest painting after a long day in the studio and so now I'm sitting back...
...just finished steaks on the grill...
...Three Philosopher's Belgian Ale
...a couple of Sam Smith Imperial Stouts
...the Rolling Stones on the disc changer.
It's gonna be one of those nights.

hey hey - StLukes !!
Sounds like a great evening, savor the moment!!

...the words of the immortal Dryden.

Whoa! I just noticed a slight spike on the Blokes thread intellectual meter. Must be the combination of StLukes presence and your quoting Dryden.
Ahhh, too bad...looks like I pegged it back to "0".

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator" and deal with the Opossum's in the creek:

http://i963.photobucket.com/albums/ae114/tabuka1/Misc%20Album/IMG_1566.jpg

I just took that photo about an hour ago. The old fella had our dogs in a fit of agitation.
He is clamping down on a stick that I was attempting to use to carry him further away.

Gilliatt

jocky

05-29-2010, 10:38 PM

hey hey - StLukes !!
Sounds like a great evening, savor the moment!!

Whoa! I just noticed a slight spike on the Blokes thread intellectual meter. Must be the combination of StLukes presence and your quoting Dryden.
Ahhh, too bad...looks like I pegged it back to "0"

Gilliatt

How long did it take you to google Dryden ?

stlukesguild

05-29-2010, 10:38 PM

The wife joined me on our slow slip sliddin' into inebriation (she with a lovely raspberry lambic) so I've post-poned the Stones and we're listening to some mellow Brubeck (the classic Take Five album).

Well I broke out my bottle of Three Philosopher's Belgian Ale (10% alcohol!:drool5:) Nietzsche is peachy... but nothing beats the three philosophers: Larry, Curly, and Moe... with the Stone blarin'!:hat::thumbs_up:devil::crazy:

Rape! Murder! It's just a shout away!

Gimme Shelter!

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4068/4651287333_6f13d197f4_b.jpg

Oh yeah... this one will do you in. (Thank God for spell check!) The only thing better is the hard stuff: Jack Daniels or Three Worm Tequila:drool5:.

"I'll stick my knife right down your throat, baby, and that hurts..."

"I'm a monke..............y!!!"

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4005/4646487304_4a9cf5d449_o.jpg

Sheer poetry:lol:

"You can't always get what you want..."

prendrelemick

05-30-2010, 03:57 AM

Hows the head St Lukes ?

Jesterhead

05-30-2010, 04:08 AM

Yes, the second Mr Sounds was a Navy fellow...a guy's guy...and I usually left him to swap stories with the repair men; I usually showed up a few minutes before to compliment them both, hand them a drink and a tip.
On this particular day, I noticed that while the carpet looked magnificent; both the inner and outer doors were still laying in a pile. I insisted the fellow needed to rehang the doors and Mr Sounds said, "Oh, it's nothing, I can do it; just got to shave a little off the bottoms".
I reminded Mr Sounds that, in Florida, inside doors were hollow. Mr Sounds looked alittle taken a back but still insisted we pay the fellow and give him a tip. We slept, that night, with a board nailed over the front door and the following day, it took Mr Sounds all day to refit and rehang the front door.

It has been 25 years, and there are still no closet doors hanging:lol:

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/simonesimons.png

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/simonesimons2.jpg

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.

Scheherazade

05-30-2010, 06:55 AM

Hows the head St Lukes ?I've got a feeling that we won't see St Lukes around for couple of days...

stlukesguild

05-30-2010, 12:25 PM

soundofmusic

05-30-2010, 12:53 PM

It looks like I have missed a weekend of unadulterated debauchery. Half naked women, glorious redheads, sailors, swinging doors and cricket. Life would have been so much better had we followed the words of the immortal Dryden.

In pious times, ere priest-craft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin;
When man, on many, multipli,d his kind,
Ere one to one was cursedly confined
Promiscuous use of cocubine and bride;
Then Israel's monarch, after Heaven's own heart,
His vigorous warmth did variously impart
To wives and slaves: and wide his command,
Scattered his makers image through the land.

This post was vetted and approved by Mrs Jocky. :)

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:

hey hey - StLukes !!
Sounds like a great evening, savor the moment!!

Whoa! I just noticed a slight spike on the Blokes thread intellectual meter. Must be the combination of StLukes presence and your quoting Dryden.
Ahhh, too bad...looks like I pegged it back to "0".

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator" and deal with the Opossum's in the creek:

I just took that photo about an hour ago. The old fella had our dogs in a fit of agitation.
He is clamping down on a stick that I was attempting to use to carry him further away.

Gilliatt

You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ:blush:

Hey stlukesguild, if you turn off Mick and turn on the a/c; I'll stay for the steak and a profound discussion of the antics of the stooges:lol:

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.

I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house:lol:
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod:idea::leaving:

It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there:lol:

The Atheist

05-30-2010, 03:17 PM

Nah... I only slept 'til noon. Not bad for going to bed after 2:00 and as out of it as I was. I never get a hang over from good beer. I was a professional at this for longer than I'll admit. Wine on the other hand........ugh! Sulphites! You're sure to be worshiping the porcelain god! :sick:

I'm ready for my steak and eggs!:drool5:

Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.

On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.

Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!

Steak & eggs? Make mine a double.

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:

Not good enough to be jocky's own work.

soundofmusic

05-30-2010, 05:02 PM

Not good enough to be jocky's own work.

:blush: I apologize, Jocky:sad:

What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?

Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...:lol:

The Atheist

05-30-2010, 05:59 PM

What did you say...there's something vampirish...all that white porcelain skin and blue veins....not to mention the black leather and hair color compliments from loreal?

Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.

Meow...Sorry guys; I hope I don't lose my "bloke status"; but the girl in me comes out every once in a while feeling catty...:lol:

:lol:

That's perfectly ok.

You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.

Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.

I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.

stlukesguild

05-30-2010, 08:43 PM

In the meantime, StLukes,I will enjoy a Spaten "Optimator"

Ooh! Great beer! I haven't had one in a while. I still remember my first. An artist friend bought one for me the day before I moved back from NYC.

Wine hangovers prove that wine is actually an invention of Satan.

On the other hand, in years past, I've been able to put away a full bottle of scotch during the night and wake like a baby.

Like a baby in the way that my brain isn't capable of working, but feeling great!

Oh yes. I remember one morning after having put away a good portion of a 5th of Jack Daniels. As I staggered to the john, the wife mockingly intoned, "You deserve whatever hangover you've got after last night," to which I replied, "What hang-over? I'm still drunk.":lol:

I've learned to stick with one type of drink (beers or clears...), avoid excesses in wine, and drink a healthy amount of water before finally hitting the sack.

soundofmusic

05-30-2010, 11:18 PM

Yes, I note that very, very few redheads have natural colour these days. The other thing is, most redheads are covered in freckles - unless their parents kept them 100% out of the sun as kids - so either Photoshop or heavy makeup is necessary.
:lol:

That's perfectly ok.

You must get on famously with Parker - he's as catty as a tomcat party outside the cattery for single purebred females.

Hey, I see we've lost our Saffer mate - the Dizzy Doll. She asked for her account to be deleted, which isn't possible on vBulletin, so she's been listed as banned.

I always wonder why people do that. I've "left" lots of forums, but never found the need to stop my account or anything - I just don't go back to them.

Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman:banana::banana: and cake...I love cake:drool5:

Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware party

Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:

soundofmusic

05-31-2010, 12:14 AM

prendrelemick

05-31-2010, 02:09 AM

haha, sometimes you should just leave that up to professionals instead of insisting you do it yourself, it can go terribly wrong.

Now this is a beautiful redhead.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/simonesimons.png

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/simonesimons2.jpg

Simone Simons, an extremely beautiful woman who I wouldn't mind dropping by once or twice.

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:

Yes, I do miss dear Dizzy and her wild pms...she definitely had my curiosity peaked with the American writing accent, the Vegas attitude and all the paranormal stuff...I've never quite met anyone like her...maybe I and Parker will run into her at the tupperware part

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:

Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.

The Atheist

05-31-2010, 02:36 AM

Well thank you, I've got my cattiness out for another year...Parker cured it by dosing me heavily with champagne and promising to end the night at a ladies only tupperware party...I hear there may be a dancing policeman:banana::banana: and cake...I love cake:drool5:

Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!

Now, we should all take our hats off and drink to Scher for her long suffering and lady like conduct while she was being publicly accused and abused by the doll: cheers2:

Anyway, I think the idea was that Diz wanted to come back as someone else and give things a new start and I'd love to see her; unfortunately, we can't really leave ourselves behind no matter how many aliases we create:coolgleamA:

Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:

Yes.

Paulclem

05-31-2010, 08:47 AM

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

Anyway it seems as if it's all been happening since Parker and I went on the town. Redeads and hangovers abound. I agree about the wine. The last time I got leathered on it I ended up with my head down my outside drain. It was a long time ago I hasten to add. I'm now a pillar of the community - pillock of the community my wife says...

Jesterhead

05-31-2010, 09:56 AM

I'm not sure how I prefer things. In the old days, a woman had to convince her husband to take a break and call the professionals (part with that cash he was saving for a new fishing rod) or suffer in silence as he jerry rigged the fridge and it started walking through the house:lol:
Of course, alot of blokes have found, nowadays, that it's much easier to leave the wife home with the plumber, let her pay 80 dollars to change that tiny washer in the dripping faucet; and head off to the creek with the old fishing rod:idea::leaving:

It would really be a dilema whether to stare at her cleavage or eyes....I guess the eyes are always there:lol:

Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.

That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot:wink5: who can argue the beauty of Simone Simons?

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?

Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for me :cornut: but in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.

There's something about that porcelain quality of reheads' skin that does it, I'm sure. She's a classic example.

She is, and not just that she is an excellent singer too..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyDhK7B7MrU

soundofmusic

05-31-2010, 01:18 PM

I can't help noticing that as well as red hair, obvious and on display breasts are a feature of your ideal women. Are we chaps really so shallow?:wink5:

Thats true. As a young lad I wanted to be called Arnie.

My first lover was a redhead...I'm not sure whether they are more popular for their appearance, temperament, or that they just make a greater effort to make an impression (without appearing to do so)...
This fellow had a fierce temper and was part rabbit:banana::banana:
I think "Mick" is a really sexy name; but I may be biased because I only know 2 arnolds, one is a 65 yo drug dealer/insurance man and the other is a television series pig:piggy:

Ah, the old "men in uniform" trick!

Ok, I missed all that. Sounds better than Peyton Place!

I was very disappointed when Parker went home with the fellows phone number, badge and gstring...along with the 50 I put in it:prrr:

Well, I had the advantage of pms! Dizzy thought Scher was a stalker who displayed a marked preference for Mark and was in love with hillwalker...
I told her that the more controversial threads are watched more by the mods, Mark only annoys people he really likes (No I didn't say that...well, not quite the same way:smilielol5:) and men and women alike love hillwalker because he always gives encouragement and only kind constructive criticism.
Why do people always think my profound psychological profiles resemble soap operas:confused5::leaving:

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

You Are the love doctor , we have only to put the sign out on your front door. You probably shouldn't self medicate; if we mere mortals have side effects ("which may last up to 4 hours"...what horrid things could befall you)

Luckily my father is an expert in fixing things, so I just call him if there is anything I can't figure out myself. If he then can't figure it out, I just pay for it.

That is a dilemma I find myself in quite alot:wink5: who can argue the beauty of Simone Simons?

I think that was always the problem I had: my dad had only an 8th grade education; but he could fix all the household appliances, build rooms on the house, rebuild car engines. I think that's why my husbands felt the need to compete; but by the time I married, cars and appliances were more complicated and there were building codes.

Simone is of course, very beautiful. I was jumping around you tube and noticed her, early on, with very pale blonde hair and a bit more facial color, the eyes are the same.
I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

The Atheist

05-31-2010, 02:37 PM

I'm still reeling from Sounds suggeson that I become a Love Doctor. Question: can love doctors self medicate?

You what?????

Oh..... "medicate".

I guess.

Well yes, Rock chicks with large breasts are a huge turn on for me :cornut: but in a long term relationship, I find other qualities attractive, even though most of my past girlfriends has been rock chicks... with large breasts.

You really need to hone that down a bit.

As it stands, you're including Courtney Love.

My first lover was a redhead...I'm not sure whether they are more popular for their appearance, temperament, or that they just make a greater effort to make an impression (without appearing to do so)...

Well, Prince Harry has just been dubbed "King of Cool" (http://www.indianexpress.com/news/prince-harry-beats-r-pattz-to-win-king-of-cool-title/627291/) by some magazine, so maybe you're onto something!

prendrelemick

05-31-2010, 03:50 PM

I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

I never touched her!

unfortunately:nonod:

Jesterhead

05-31-2010, 05:21 PM

I think that was always the problem I had: my dad had only an 8th grade education; but he could fix all the household appliances, build rooms on the house, rebuild car engines. I think that's why my husbands felt the need to compete; but by the time I married, cars and appliances were more complicated and there were building codes.

Simone is of course, very beautiful. I was jumping around you tube and noticed her, early on, with very pale blonde hair and a bit more facial color, the eyes are the same.
I was confused about the voice; she had a bit of an "Eliza Dolittle" accent...so I don't know if she studied opera or her performances are micked like so many other singers. Wherever the voice comes from, it is a showstopper!

Men feel the need to compete with their father in law, it starts from the alittle too firm handshake by the door where you know he is just thinking 'i know you are doing my daughter'. jk, but men sure have the need to be able to build and repair things, because its masculine I guess.

I do not think her voice is micked, she has taken classical singing lessons and sang in a choir before joining Epica. She has a very powerful operatic voice with a very unique style. I saw her live once, and it was a great experience.

You really need to hone that down a bit.

As it stands, you're including Courtney Love.

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/mariabrink.jpg

The Atheist

05-31-2010, 06:23 PM

soundofmusic

05-31-2010, 07:16 PM

You what?????

Well, Prince Harry has just been dubbed ]"King of Cool"[/URL] by some magazine, so maybe you're onto something!

Well, he is quite adorable in that uniform. I was curious about his lineage; but maybe he was fortuanate enough to resemble Phillip and his mom instead of his dad.

I never touched her!

unfortunately:nonod:

I don't know, does anyone ever sleep with gingers or do they just spring up like that chick in Beowulf. I have this theory that if men actually ever slept with redheads, it would get out of their system....all the men I know are forever in love because they were all dumped by a ginger. Now I had my ginger, dumped him years ago and it is all out of my system...except for Robert pattinson:drool5:

Yes, I did catch that...How is it spelled: miced...nah, miked...maybe...:leaving:

Men feel the need to compete with their father in law, it starts from the alittle too firm handshake by the door where you know he is just thinking 'i know you are doing my daughter'. jk, but men sure have the need to be able to build and repair things, because its masculine I guess.

I do not think her voice is micked, she has taken classical singing lessons and sang in a choir before joining Epica. She has a very powerful operatic voice with a very unique style. I saw her live once, and it was a great experience.

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

Yeah, it's that way with mothers also; only, they look into the girls soul and can see for themselves what you are doing with their son...positively creepy...
It would be nice if all men could fix things and all women could cook and clean...utopia.
Well, if that's the case, the girl has it all...how do you plan to get her? What, you're going to let the perfect woman get away....

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!

I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.

She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.

Okay, guys, any tattoos....
I think it just ruins an already beautiful woman; though I do recall one readhead with a vine down her back. She always wore backless clothes and it was just fascinating; until she turned around and had that big diamond sticking from her nose...it looked like someone needed to give her a tissue...

The Atheist

05-31-2010, 08:22 PM

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

Hard to tell, but there are so many false ones, you'd never know until you.... got your hands on them?

Okay, guys, any tattoos....

I have a black panther from a time when it wasn't trendy to have tatts. It's on my bicep, so I can decide whether it's out or hidden.

I think it just ruins an already beautiful woman; though I do recall one readhead with a vine down her back. She always wore backless clothes and it was just fascinating; until she turned around and had that big diamond sticking from her nose...it looked like someone needed to give her a tissue...

Oh god yes, if tattooing detracts, piercings do so much more detracting.

I've never understood that at all.

Gilliatt Gurgle

05-31-2010, 09:30 PM

Hey, I just thought of another red head !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EgE6PbBEIc

Oh, you thought I was talking about Ginger?
Get a load of Mrs. Howell !! (on the right)

In the words of Austin Powers;
"Yeah baby"

Jesterhead

06-01-2010, 10:17 AM

You're obviously some kind of tattoo fan!

I cannot figure out why anyone would want to do that to him/herself. Tattoos are fine with me, but I'm a great fan of keeping them in places where you can hide them if it's appropriate.

She's gonna feel completely stupid in 40-50 years' time when she's off to pick the grandchildren up from school. I hope she realises how much more getting them taken off hurts than getting them.

yes I am! Especially long tatoos down the arms of women and back tatoos.

She is probably going to feel stupid at that time, but being the lead singer of a metal band I think she likes them and wouldn't change it, though I don't know about how Maria Brink feels about her tatoos.

Yeah, it's that way with mothers also; only, they look into the girls soul and can see for themselves what you are doing with their son...positively creepy...
It would be nice if all men could fix things and all women could cook and clean...utopia.
Well, if that's the case, the girl has it all...how do you plan to get her? What, you're going to let the perfect woman get away....

Okay, another vote...all of these rocker chicks have breasts that look like oranges....no torpedos, no confused falling to the sides or turning up...are they real?

Haha yea most moms are like that, though my mother has always liked the girls I brought home when I was living there.

Yea I would like to be able to fix things, but sadly I don't know what is up and down on most of those things, so if something brakes I just ramble around with it for a while, until I come to the conclusion that it doesn't work, and call my dad.

And I will not let Simone Simons get away, I will get her one day, you'll see:D

Anne Lindfjelds breasts are real, though I don't know about the others. I like to imagine those are real too.

soundofmusic

06-01-2010, 05:50 PM

Hard to tell, but there are so many false ones, you'd never know until you.... got your hands on them?

I have a black panther from a time when it wasn't trendy to have tatts. It's on my bicep, so I can decide whether it's out or hidden.

I and jester will bring the girls by for authenticity testing; should we bring them to the front door or the servants entrance:lol:
Ah, I knew you'd have something wild and untamable on your bicep...I'd cover up if you visit the Southern US.

Hey, I just thought of another red head !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EgE6PbBEIc

Oh, you thought I was talking about Ginger?
Get a load of Mrs. Howell !! (on the right)

In the words of Austin Powers;
"Yeah baby"
Ah yes, sweet Tina, she aged well too; did you see her in Stepford Wives?

yes I am! Especially long tatoos down the arms of women and back tatoos.

Haha yea most moms are like that, though my mother has always liked the girls I brought home when I was living there.
Yea I would like to be able to fix things, but sadly I don't know what is up and down on most of those things, so if something brakes I just ramble around with it for a while, until I come to the conclusion that it doesn't work, and call my dad.
And I will not let Simone Simons get away, I will get her one day, you'll see:D
Anne Lindfjelds breasts are real, though I don't know about the others. I like to imagine those are real too.

Did you bring any tattooed girls home to mom?
Young tattooed girls often look pretty good; it's the old fat moms with the tats on their enormous legs and chest that gross a person out...

Well get dad to show you soon; my dad is 87 now, last time I visited he limped out to my car, nose cancer in the bright sun and began cleaning my car battery, cursing the whole time...(he's very religious, but the abuse of a car engine is something that always makes him take his lords name in vain)

Well, I plan to tell Robert Pattinson I'm the candy man; how are you planing to catch Simone...and how did you check Annes breasts?

The Atheist

06-01-2010, 06:26 PM

I have one more thing to add to the subject of redheads.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s97/TheAtheist/sf.jpg

soundofmusic

06-01-2010, 06:54 PM

Oh God, what is that...Everybody run:alien:

jocky

06-01-2010, 08:02 PM

If you hadn't of told me; I would have thought the poem was a Jocky original:lol:

You're too late, Gilliatt, I already brought the intellectual meter down by thinking Jocky wrote Dryden...
I'm afraid I'd rather look out my window at possums and racoons (my cats love the racoons...fascinated that they can eat with their hands) than raise my IQ:blush

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

This intellectual snobbery has to cease now or I will start exclaiming my take on Oedipus Rex complete with masks and chorus. :)

Gilliatt Gurgle

06-01-2010, 08:14 PM

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

This intellectual snobbery has to cease now or I will start exclaiming my take on Oedipus Rex complete with masks and chorus.

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQWIbL_Oo&feature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!

jocky

06-01-2010, 08:33 PM

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQWIbL_Oo&feature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!

Aaah, you mean Chaunticleer and Pertilot or was it Pertilot and Chaunticleer ? Forgive me Gilly in my dotage I get confused. Who mentioned Rosencrantz and Guildenstein, or was it Guildenstein and Rosencrantz, I..... I ..... forget when does the World cup start again ? Scotland are defenitely going to win it this time round. ! Baagh humbug.:(

Gilliatt Gurgle

06-01-2010, 09:08 PM

jocky

06-01-2010, 09:14 PM

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQWIbL_Oo&feature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!

There is an old Scottish saying, those who ask don't get, and those who don't ask dont want.

Gilliatt Gurgle

06-01-2010, 09:25 PM

Ok Jocky, I understand.
I suppose I was being a bit greedy, asking for too much too soon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRTkCHE1sS4

jocky

06-01-2010, 09:29 PM

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 12:58 AM

Oh God, what is that...Everybody run:alien:

How on earth someone with all the attractions of Prince Andrew - good loks, war hero, rich, mum's the queen, etc - managed to end up with her, I'll never know.

She's a slapper.

And has been proving it again, turning a PR disaster into a full-blown publicity stunt. She was even on Oprah!

I won't go into the sanity (or veracity of the story) of the alleged Saudi Prince who wanted to pay three million punds to sleep with her.

Personally, she couldn't pay me three million to do it.

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

This intellectual snobbery has to cease now or I will start exclaiming my take on Oedipus Rex complete with masks and chorus. :)

That is bloody fantastic.

If only Shakespeare had stuck to limericks, the world would be a better place.

He could ha'e done Macbeth in five lines:

By murder and deceit, Thane of Cawdor, Glamis, then king,
McBeth & his beautiful wife killed then began to sing,
Their own praises from Dunedin to Islay,
Ultimately remorseful, Lady M took the Socratic Way
From Birnham Wood, it ended; Mac's head, cut off like a chicken's wing.

soundofmusic

06-02-2010, 01:30 AM

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/mariabrink.jpg
I just noticed, who is the little Afro-American dude painted on her hand; I'm sure there are other places he would rather be painted:lol:

What dyah mean? I can write poetry with the best of them, just read this and swoon,

There was a young man fom Darjeiling,
Who boarded a bus going to Ealing.
A sign on the door,
Said dont spit on the floor,
So he stood up and spat on the ceiling.

That's it, I'm burning all of my books and just reading the works of Jocky from now on...

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvTQWIbL_Oo&feature=related)

That my friend is brilliant!
Chaucer just shifted to his side.

We demand more!
Here, Here!

There is an old Scottish saying, those who ask don't get, and those who don't ask dont want.
So true, I'm getting into the habit of asking now, whether I want or need!

:lol:

Nobody ever paid me to think, just do.
Did you ever hear about the mathemetician who announced that there were three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant? :)
I think you needed quotations around that first sentence; I'm pretty sure I heard it in one of our recent political speeches on the matter of health care:lol:
Do you think we made a mistake when we imported all of the mathematicians over here too;)

:lol:

There are reliable witnesses North of the border who well know you are lying. We have the goods on you Mick, did you notice her Scottish accent ' Nah Nah, leave me alone rough farmer, well at least till you wash the sheep dip off your hands'

:)

It all worked out; her voice greatly improved after the sheep dip

How on earth someone with all the attractions of Prince Andrew - good loks, war hero, rich, mum's the queen, etc - managed to end up with her, I'll never know.

You don't mean it, that's Fergie...it must have been the weight watchers...
The royal family really ought to go back to Victorias habits and bring in a bit of new blood; the inbreeding is killing them....

You know, though, I'll bet she is a true redhead...

Jesterhead

06-02-2010, 02:27 PM

I and jester will bring the girls by for authenticity testing; should we bring them to the front door or the servants entrance:lol:

we shall :lol:

Did you bring any tattooed girls home to mom?
Young tattooed girls often look pretty good; it's the old fat moms with the tats on their enormous legs and chest that gross a person out...

Well get dad to show you soon; my dad is 87 now, last time I visited he limped out to my car, nose cancer in the bright sun and began cleaning my car battery, cursing the whole time...(he's very religious, but the abuse of a car engine is something that always makes him take his lords name in vain)

Well, I plan to tell Robert Pattinson I'm the candy man; how are you planing to catch Simone...and how did you check Annes breasts?

I did, I once brought home a girl who had about 20 piercings in her face, and she didn't mind, maybe because those piercings really did suit her.

yea some tatoos look very good, but tatoos on pretty girls can also be very little flattering if done poorly.

yes, fathers will always help you fix the car if you ask them, it's their thing.

I will seduce her with the "good old" crazy fan style, and I have seen Anne's breasts for starters and she is not shy of talking about those things.

prendrelemick

06-02-2010, 03:41 PM

It all worked out; her voice greatly improved after the sheep dip

There are sheep dips that can do that. Particularly the single malt ones.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/images-2.jpg

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 03:45 PM

There are sheep dips that can do that. Particularly the single malt ones.

It obviously wasn't you who went nuts and shot everyone then.

What the hell is with that? Get really mad and kill as many people as possible?

Is UK the new USA?

prendrelemick

06-02-2010, 04:00 PM

How on earth someone with all the attractions of Prince Andrew - good loks, war hero, rich, mum's the queen, etc - managed to end up with her, I'll never know.

She's a slapper.

And has been proving it again, turning a PR disaster into a full-blown publicity stunt. She was even on Oprah!

I won't go into the sanity (or veracity of the story) of the alleged Saudi Prince who wanted to pay three million punds to sleep with her.

Personally, she couldn't pay me three million to do it.

That is bloody fantastic.

If only Shakespeare had stuck to limericks, the world would be a better place.

He could ha'e done Macbeth in five lines:

By murder and deceit, Thane of Cawdor, Glamis, then king,
McBeth & his beautiful wife killed then began to sing,
Their own praises from Dunedin to Islay,
Ultimately remorseful, Lady M took the Socratic Way
From Birnham Wood, it ended; Mac's head, cut off like a chicken's wing.

There was a young man called Macbeth
Who once stabbed a King unto death
And all I can say
By the end of the Play
Hith height wath a whole head leth.

I'll get me coat.

It obviously wasn't you who went nuts and shot everyone then.

What the hell is with that? Get really mad and kill as many people as possible?

Is UK the new USA?

It happens everywhere now, this is the third time I can remember. Hungerford, Dunblaine and now Whitehaven. The media will hunt around for a reason, the Politicians will leap on band wagons, nothing changes.

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 04:52 PM

There was a young man called Macbeth
Who once stabbed a King unto death
And all I can say
By the end of the Play
Hith height wath a whole head leth.

That's magnificent!

Mine was a bit Shakespeareish itself - a bit "try-hard".

Yours is a model of simplicity and brilliance.

It happens everywhere now, this is the third time I can remember. Hungerford, Dunblaine and now Whitehaven. The media will hunt around for a reason, the Politicians will leap on band wagons, nothing changes.

Yes, we've even had several here over the past 30 years.

Each time has turned out to be a scizophrenic not taking his meds.

Conspiracists love it, seeing Evil Gummint conspiracies to get rid of guns so they can intimidate us all.

Psychologists love it because it enables them to sound superior, as though they actually had a clue.

Politicians love it because it deflects from real issues which affect everyone not related to the dead/injured.

Tree hugging sandal-wearers love it, because they can trumpet the evil of guns.

Media love it because it increases sales/viewing.

jocky

06-02-2010, 05:37 PM

There was a young man called Macbeth
Who once stabbed a King unto death
And all I can say
By the end of the Play
Hith height wath a whole head leth.

I'll get me coat.

:lol::lol::lol:

I nearly lost my peripherals there, I swear bye all that is sacred I will never mention the word limerick again.

Yes, we've even had several here over the past 30 years.

Each time has turned out to be a scizophrenic not taking his meds.

Conspiracists love it, seeing Evil Gummint conspiracies to get rid of guns so they can intimidate us all.

Psychologists love it because it enables them to sound superior, as though they actually had a clue.

Politicians love it because it deflects from real issues which affect everyone not related to the dead/injured.

Tree hugging sandal-wearers love it, because they can trumpet the evil of guns.

Media love it because it increases sales/viewing.

The burning question is why did he feel the need to take everyone with him ? Terrible.

Paulclem

06-02-2010, 06:26 PM

That's magnificent!

Mine was a bit Shakespeareish itself - a bit "try-hard".

Yours is a model of simplicity and brilliance.

Yes, we've even had several here over the past 30 years.

Each time has turned out to be a scizophrenic not taking his meds.

Conspiracists love it, seeing Evil Gummint conspiracies to get rid of guns so they can intimidate us all.

Psychologists love it because it enables them to sound superior, as though they actually had a clue.

Politicians love it because it deflects from real issues which affect everyone not related to the dead/injured.

Tree hugging sandal-wearers love it, because they can trumpet the evil of guns.

Media love it because it increases sales/viewing.

Quite right.

The media are like scavengers with stories like this.

I think it happens more often in that you often get these nutters killing their family instead of strangers. There was one bloke last year shot his wife and teenage daughter, the horses, the dogs and then burned his house down and shot himself. Terrible. It was because of his debts and he didn't want to face it. I'm sure his family would rather have faced the problems, but they didn't get a say.

I'm afraid it's a bloke thing. There are too many of these selfish, aggressive nut jobs about.

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 06:29 PM

The burning question is why did he feel the need to take everyone with him ? Terrible.

There are two possible answers:

1 He's a typical product of the "me" generation we live in, where if I'm hurting badly enough to kill myself, I'll take as many of YOU as possible on the way.

2 We don't have enough wars nowadays.

Scheherazade

06-02-2010, 06:31 PM

Jocky> Run for cover! I am posting in your thread!
2 We don't have enough wars nowadays.They should join the Forum to get things off their chests!

He was 50-odd - bitter and twisted perhaps. Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum! :p

Paulclem

06-02-2010, 06:31 PM

He was 50-odd - bitter and twisted perhaps. He was shooting the people he's lived among all his life.

Paulclem

06-02-2010, 06:33 PM

Jocky> Run for cover! I am posting in your thread!They should join the Forum to get things off their chests!

:lol:

Yes - I always check out the litnet photo album to see if they're ok to argue with.

jocky

06-02-2010, 06:52 PM

Jocky> Run for cover! I am posting in your thread!They should join the Forum to get things off their chests!

Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum! :p

Running now Schez! You realize I was only joking about the green medication, should I stop it or listen to the voices ? Call me Mr Picky but guilt by word association is getting a wee bit worrying. Annoying Jock yes, but mass murderer never, even Mrs Jocky would not countenance that. Goodnight :)

soundofmusic

06-02-2010, 07:21 PM

OK Jocky, I just knocked down another Spaten, so here goes:

With “Chaunticleer and Pertilot”
I already get a lot
With “Pertilot and Chaunticleer”
I see a world cup full of beer!

Rosencrantz and Guildenstein
Share a guilded stein full of wine
Guildenstein and Rosencrantz
Imbibed with wine lost their stance

What d'ya think?
I don't believe I missed your beautiful poem on my last posting...:thumbsup:

we shall :lol:

I did, I once brought home a girl who had about 20 piercings in her face, and she didn't mind, maybe because those piercings really did suit her.

yes, fathers will always help you fix the car if you ask them, it's their thing.

I will seduce her with the "good old" crazy fan style, and I have seen Anne's breasts for starters and she is not shy of talking about those things.
Your mom sounds super cool; does she have any tatoos or piercings?
When I was younger, I would have almost rather take my car to the shop then listen to my fathers cursing; now I realize he was enjoying the whole process..
Sounds like a plan; have you figured out how we'll catch up with Robert Pattinson for me...
You dog you, you actually saw the ladies breasts...guys, this one is dangerous; better not bring him with you to visit your lady love.

There are sheep dips that can do that. Particularly the single malt ones.
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/images-2.jpg
I realized Simone looks a bit like that lovely singer Evanescense...she's a bit thinner though, does sheep dip also help slim a person down; if so, I need to place an order!

It obviously wasn't you who went nuts and shot everyone then.

What the hell is with that? Get really mad and kill as many people as possible?
Is UK the new USA?

Such a cute little town, too. Usually, our shootigs take place in a squalid city atomosphere...or colleges..
I hear he was upset about being left out of a will...I would think the easiest way to handle that was to eliminate the other recipients...I guess he hasn't read as much Agatha Christie and Sherlock Holmes as I have.

Quite right.

The media are like scavengers with stories like this.

I think it happens more often in that you often get these nutters killing their family instead of strangers. There was one bloke last year shot his wife and teenage daughter, the horses, the dogs and then burned his house down and shot himself. Terrible. It was because of his debts and he didn't want to face it. I'm sure his family would rather have faced the problems, but they didn't get a say.

I'm afraid it's a bloke thing. There are too many of these selfish, aggressive nut jobs about.

Definitely overkill; over here, they just insure the house or the business and burn it down. There have been a few of our immigrants who have killed their whole families (we haven't let them in on the American way of insurance fraud yet)

Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum! :p
You aren't kidding; what has happened in the last few weeks. I can remember when the biggest arguments occurred over whether to go vegan or become abstinant....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...:out:

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 08:03 PM

Oh, I can give you a long list of people who would fit into that description... Some even on the Forum! :p

:lol:

Heck, you could include me in that!

Gilliatt Gurgle

06-02-2010, 09:31 PM

:lol:

...Did you ever hear about the mathemetician who announced that there were three types of people in this world, those who can count and those who cant?

(Ten luaghing smilies)

He could ha'e done Macbeth in five lines:

By murder and deceit, Thane of Cawdor, Glamis, then king,
McBeth & his beautiful wife killed then began to sing,
Their own praises from Dunedin to Islay,
Ultimately remorseful, Lady M took the Socratic Way
From Birnham Wood, it ended; Mac's head, cut off like a chicken's wing.

There was a young man called Macbeth
Who once stabbed a King unto death
And all I can say
By the end of the Play
Hith height wath a whole head leth.

I see the makings of a joint effort toward an entry in the poetry contest?
Hmmm...?

On a serious note by the way, I just caught on to the horrible news.
That is tragic and has become all too common here and appears to be spreading.

The Atheist

06-02-2010, 10:56 PM

On a serious note by the way, I just caught on to the horrible news.
That is tragic and has become all too common here and appears to be spreading.

Well, I suppose it's better than the trend in China, which sees a nutter run into a kindergarten with a knife.

Pretty strange world when you can find crimes worse than a "simple" mass murder.

I see the makings of a joint effort toward an entry in the poetry contest?
Hmmm...?

Hmmm indeed.

I sense more of a retirement from poetry.

:D

prendrelemick

06-03-2010, 01:47 AM

....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...:out:

:lol::lol::lol:

soundofmusic

06-03-2010, 02:06 AM

:lol::lol::lol:

Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:

There was an old lady from....:idea::nonod:

prendrelemick

06-03-2010, 02:08 AM

Yea okay, but with rock chicks I am refering to women like Maria Brink

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/mariabrink.jpg

Take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, the open to the navel blouse and the sexy pose, and she reminds me of a girl who worked on the till at the local Co-op. Its that Rock chick thing that makes all the difference:drool5:

I will seduce her with the "good old" crazy fan style,

Do you mean stalking?
The blonde one in ABBA married her stalker, but it ended in tears.

Paulclem

06-03-2010, 02:11 AM

You aren't kidding; what has happened in the last few weeks. I can remember when the biggest arguments occurred over whether to go vegan or become abstinant....I think in their quest to find spirituality, they discovered schizophrenia...:out:

:lol:

Great poems by the way.

prendrelemick

06-03-2010, 02:11 AM

Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:

There was an old lady from....:idea::nonod:

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-er

Paulclem

06-03-2010, 02:25 AM

florid-er

No that's rubbish.

Scheherazade

06-03-2010, 03:09 AM

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-erGodzilla rhymes with Florida...

The Atheist

06-03-2010, 03:34 AM

There was an old lady from....:idea::nonod:

Anywhere but Buckingham.

Paulclem

06-03-2010, 07:28 AM

What about Florida Keys? (I know - it's at sea)

A Lady from near Florida Keys
Was very easy to please...

Scheherazade

06-03-2010, 08:46 AM

Godzilla rhymes with Florida...OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

It is official; I have been studying too much this week.

Paulclem

06-03-2010, 09:16 AM

I can't rhyme with Miami or Florida, so I've picked Homestead - province of Miami - instead. (Well that's one rhyme I can use).

A Lady who lived in Homestead
Liked to make her own bread.
Then one hot summer's day
The police blew her away
'Cos she turned to make greenbacks instead.

Has this become the limerick thread now?

The Atheist

06-03-2010, 03:04 PM

Has this become the limerick thread now?

Yep, limericks are fine - they've always appealed to me as blokes' poetry.

Just nobody start with that haiku rubbish, or I'll have Parker get his nephew Big Jim to throw them out! Worse than sonnets.

prendrelemick

06-03-2010, 04:30 PM

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:

The Atheist

06-03-2010, 04:37 PM

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:

:lol:

As long as it's not an elegy to an ode for a limerick done as a sonnet, I think we could go with it.

jocky

06-03-2010, 07:59 PM

OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

It is official; I have been studying too much this week.

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-er

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)

Scheherazade

06-03-2010, 08:12 PM

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)Don't know what you are talking about, Jocky. What six lined limerick?

:p

The Atheist

06-04-2010, 12:08 AM

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)

It's chlamydia, but still gets 10/10.

:smilielol5:

Don't know what you are talking about, Jocky. What six lined limerick?

Now, that's class.

(I saw it too)

:D

soundofmusic

06-04-2010, 01:36 AM

Take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, the open to the navel blouse and the sexy pose, and she reminds me of a girl who worked on the till at the local Co-op. Its that Rock chick thing that makes all the difference:drool5:

Do you mean stalking?

If you take away the tatoos, the micro-kilt, open to the navel blouse and sexy pose; add liver spots, dark circles around the eyes, gravity and girdle obesity you have me:lol:
It's only stalking if you forget the flowers, champagne and candy;)

:lol:

Great poems by the way.
Thank you, How is your wife dealing with the women and men knocking on the door at all hours to make an appointment with the doctor of love?

Hmm, what rhymes with Florida?

Torrid-er
horrid-er
If you are from liverpool or new york, they do indeed rhyme with florida:thumbsup:

florid-er

No that's rubbish.
I see, that they don't rhyme in other parts of England, thankfully:lol:

Godzilla rhymes with Florida...

We shall have to consult with Jocky, the rhyme is right; but does it follow the rhythm?

:lol:
Heck, you could include me in that!

Ah, no Atheist, you have only that timely maddness like Hamlet: to drink or not to drink, that is the question...

Thank you, thank you...I guess I should do a poem:
There was an old lady from....:idea::nonod:

Gosh, I didn't realize that there were so many old lady poems....

What about Florida Keys? (I know - it's at sea)
A Lady from near Florida Keys
Was very easy to please...

Only problem, Paul, is if you find a lady in the florida keys that is easy to please; it may not be a lady:yikes:

OK, here's one:

Once there was a lady from Florida
She could even take down Godzilla
All the local lads called him hon'
Each hoping he would be the one
But she just grinned, winked and said "See ya!"

.[/QUOTE}
Brilliant, what do you say fellows; she wins hands down...
And no one but Scher could rhyme anything with Godzilla:thumbsup:
[QUOTE=Paulclem;905056]I can't rhyme with Miami or Florida, so I've picked Homestead - province of Miami - instead. (Well that's one rhyme I can use).

A Lady who lived in Homestead
Liked to make her own bread.
Then one hot summer's day
The police blew her away
'Cos she turned to make greenbacks instead.

Another solid entry for the poetry contest...
Now you all have to stop telling my deep dark secrets in these poems:lol:

Yep, limericks are fine - they've always appealed to me as blokes' poetry.

Just nobody start with that haiku rubbish, or I'll have Parker get his nephew Big Jim to throw them out! Worse than sonnets.

I think Big Jims still in jail for lude and lacivious conduct; the ladies at the tupperware party were disappointed that no stripping cop came; so big jim did the honors...

what about an ode to a limerick?:thumbsup:

We could do a dedication thread; How 'bout it Scher; ready for another dedication thread:nopity:

Innovation is the life blood of literature and it seems like a six lined limerick is the new mode. Congratulations Schez ! :)

Chlymidia. I will just get me coat then. :)

Oh gosh, Chlymidia, what a perfect rhyme:
There was a bloke with Chlymidia,
who couldn't stand the humidia,
he ran from his wife; who was carrying a knife...

ah well, I always peter out on the last line....:iamwithstupid:

prendrelemick

06-04-2010, 02:15 AM

Like Godzilla, but horrid-er, torrid-er and florid-er.

Paulclem

06-04-2010, 05:29 PM

Like Godzilla, but horrid-er, torrid-er and florid-er.

You'll have to come in again Mick - no-one can follow that.

soundofmusic

06-04-2010, 10:06 PM

Now listen my friends and you shall hear....Parker, bring me a double anything

Gents, I am about to tell you the story of my life:

There was an old lady named Gail,
Who told the most amazing tales;
Gents would ask to come in,
Again and Again,
And 8 minutes later they'd bail:nopity::svengo:

Applause:hurray:

Paulclem

06-04-2010, 10:22 PM

prendrelemick

06-05-2010, 01:04 AM

Enough Poetry! I mean they have sites for that kind of thing don't they?
Back to fantasy women, I often find myself wondering what Sounds looks like.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/picart-2.jpg
Floridian women sprinkle cuttings of their own hair onto the graves of their husbands who were killed in battle. The graves are also decorated with conches that served as the drinking cups for the deceased warriors as well as their bows and quivers

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/floridians1685.jpg
Floridian Man and Woman

The Atheist

06-05-2010, 01:47 AM

They're not big clothes wearers down Florida way?

Great limerick, Sound!

soundofmusic

06-05-2010, 01:59 AM

Superb

Thank you, Paul;)

Enough Poetry! I mean they have sites for that kind of thing don't they?
Back to fantasy women, I often find myself wondering what Sounds looks like.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/picart-2.jpg
Floridian women sprinkle cuttings of their own hair onto the graves of their husbands who were killed in battle. The graves are also decorated with conches that served as the drinking cups for the deceased warriors as well as their bows and quivers
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/floridians1685.jpg
Floridian Man and Woman

Those are cool pictures, I think you might prefer the fantasy; I know I do.
I have the chest of Dolly Parton, the stomach of father christmas and when I was young, my husband told me I looked like Jacqueline smith...

They're not big clothes wearers down Florida way?

Great limerick, Sound!

Thank you Atheist, I tend to wear loose slacks and tees; otherwise, the sun wil burn you to a crisp...

prendrelemick

06-05-2010, 02:22 AM

I know, it nearly reached 70 degrees here yesterday- I almost had to cast a clout.

soundofmusic

06-05-2010, 10:08 AM

I know, it nearly reached 70 degrees here yesterday- I almost had to cast a clout.

I bring a little ice chest with frozen water bottles and a fan everyday to work; people think I'm daff, but it feels so good on those hot days:p

The Atheist

06-06-2010, 03:55 PM

Ah, today in the outpost of New Zealand, it was thus proclaimed:

Her Majesty Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God Queen of New Zealand and Her Other Realms and Territories, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith Sovereign of the Order of Canada, Sovereign of the Order of Australia, Sovereign of the Order of New Zealand, Sovereign of the Order of Barbados, Sovereign of the Order of Valour, Sovereign of the Order of Military Merit, Sovereign of the Order of Merit of the Police Forces, Sovereign of the Queen's Service Order, Sovereign of the New Zealand Order of Merit, Sovereign of the Order of St. Andrew, Sovereign of the Order of Logohu, Sovereign of the Order of the Star of Melanesia hath decreed that the day of Monday the seventh of June, in the year of Our Lord 2010 shall be the day for official Observance of One's Birthday in the Dominion of New Zealand.

Queen's Birthday Weekend - the only thing she's good for.

Bum's up, Lizzie!

Paulclem

06-06-2010, 04:09 PM

I'm no big monarchist myself.

The Atheist

06-06-2010, 05:05 PM

I'm no big monarchist myself.

I'm actually completely anti-monarchy and anti-public holidays, myself - it's a double whammy for me. I have to pay people to NOT work, all to celebrate an institution I despise, how cool is that?

:D

Paulclem

06-06-2010, 06:50 PM

I'm actually completely anti-monarchy and anti-public holidays, myself - it's a double whammy for me. I have to pay people to NOT work, all to celebrate an institution I despise, how cool is that?

:D

In fact I don't no why we still have them. They've survived a lot of scandal, and the financial stuff - the tax breaks, the use and misuse of public money by millionaires is completely unfair.

All the chums in society's influential positions still root for them. We're waiting for the war generation who basically just respect the Queen, to die off. Then we might be able to question the veracity of the institution. Charles will probably make a mess of his term. They did behead the first Charles, and no wonder. What an idiot he turned out to be.

prendrelemick

06-07-2010, 01:56 AM

I'm basically for the Monarchy. Not for New Zealand, Canada, Barbados etc where there is an element of it being imposed upon them. But here in Britain where the system has slowly developed over centuries, and we are comfortable with it.

The problem is that the alternatives all seem to involve an ambitious politcian becoming head of state. When Australia held a referendum, the republicans lost - not because Australians are devoted royalists, but because they were dissillusioned with the politcians who were putting themselves forward for the job.

The strengh of the Queen is that she has no real power, no agenda and no political angle. An elected head of state would soon be pushing for radical programmes of reform, and getting invovled in power struggles and such bollocks.

The Queen sails along grinning vacantly and waving nicely with the back of her hand. Thats what we Brits want - God bless you Mam.

Paulclem

06-07-2010, 10:16 AM

prendrelemick

06-07-2010, 01:44 PM

I hope so. The world would be a better place if our leaders would just grin and wave and DO NOTHING ELSE. Its when they try and think the trouble starts.

Paulclem

06-07-2010, 02:54 PM

I hope so. The world would be a better place if our leaders would just grin and wave and DO NOTHING ELSE. Its when they try and think the trouble starts.

We'll see, but he's had a habit of sticking in his snout at his pet hates. Remember the carbuncle he referred to as a modern architechtural addition to - was it the British library?

We may agree or disagree with him on that point, but should he be influencing such stuff and stifling modernist development?

I also remember his "villages" idea about modern housing - ok in principle, but where's the space in inner cities? it might work in the Duchy of Cornwall, but not perhaps in Brum.

Another of his ideas was to offer the British Army as mercenaries because "we're good at soldiering". Can you imagine the trouble that would cause if we backed the wrong side - which would definately happen?

Anyway, I hope you're right.

jocky

06-07-2010, 04:41 PM

You are never going to believe this, but I have actually socialised with the late great Queen Mother. She was Colonel in Chief of my regiment and attended our Highland Games to which she was most partial. Our Commanding officer intoduced her to me with the words, " This is Jocky Maam, our regimental hero " She gave me her most gracious smile, enhanced by her slightly blackened teeth and proceeded to fall on her ***, aided by the consumption of a large amount of Gordon's gin. I refuse to get drawn into the Monarchy versus Republic debate, but I will say this, that woman had class. :)

The Atheist

06-07-2010, 04:45 PM

All the chums in society's influential positions still root for them. We're waiting for the war generation who basically just respect the Queen, to die off. Then we might be able to question the veracity of the institution. Charles will probably make a mess of his term. They did behead the first Charles, and no wonder. What an idiot he turned out to be.

yes, I always wondered why a queen would call her heir Charles. He's on a loser before he starts.

The problem is that the alternatives all seem to involve an ambitious politcian becoming head of state. When Australia held a referendum, the republicans lost - not because Australians are devoted royalists, but because they were dissillusioned with the politcians who were putting themselves forward for the job.

This "head of state" argument bothers me quite a lot. Why do we need one? As long as the court sits superior to Parliament, what possible use is a head of state?

The strengh of the Queen is that she has no real power, no agenda and no political angle. An elected head of state would soon be pushing for radical programmes of reform, and getting invovled in power struggles and such bollocks.

The Queen sails along grinning vacantly and waving nicely with the back of her hand. Thats what we Brits want - God bless you Mam.

Sure, and she's great at that, but Charlie seems to have inherited foot-in-mouth disease from his da' and I doubt whether he'd be able to be the impartial hand waver that you need. His defence of homeopathy alone should disqualify him from ever sitting on the throne. Still, the known longevity of Windsor women combined with the known mortality of their males must make William even money to be the next monarch.

Paulclem

06-07-2010, 04:45 PM

jocky

06-07-2010, 05:50 PM

:lol:

Yes - it was revealed recently that she had the racing result piped into her rooms by tannoi.

Us poor plebs have to trail to BetFred or Ladbrokes. :lol:

:)

Aah, but once I picked her up and dusted down her derriere, she gave me some invaluable advice, " Jocky, stick to William Hill which is Royally approved by me, always spread your bets and never, but never, trust Kieran Fallon. Now pour me another G and T or you will be busted down to private again." :lol:

Oh gosh, Chlymidia, what a perfect rhyme:
There was a bloke with Chlymidia,
who couldn't stand the humidia,
he ran from his wife; who was carrying a knife...

and if I catch you Jocky I will get riddya.

Note the rhythm tum-te-tum, tum-te-tum. :)

soundofmusic

06-07-2010, 07:06 PM

They're not big clothes wearers down Florida way?

I went out for hour errands 3 times today and came back each time drenched...I'm not enjoying this heat; though the neighbors are applauding the whole free wet tee shirt thing:drool5:

The strengh of the Queen is that she has no real power, no political angle.
The Queen sails along grinning vacantly and waving nicely with the back of her hand.

I don't know, sounds like you're in America and just don't know it...our heads have no power, they have an agenda; but haven't developed an angle...
last time I looked they were grinning, waving and vacant....only thing missing was that double hand way she holds on to her purse...I love that:lol:

Yeah - there is that. It's the presumption I don't like - The PM went to see the Queen to dissolve parliament today... blah blah
The Queen's just quiet, but will Chuck be the same?

Have you guys seen Chuck lately; because I've been seeing some big earred :bigear:fellow around our way; last I saw him he was pinching the presidents wife:patriot:

You are never going to believe this, but I have actually socialised with the late great Queen Mother. She was Colonel in Chief of my regiment and attended our Highland Games to which she was most partial. Our Commanding officer intoduced her to me with the words, " This is Jocky Maam, our regimental hero " She gave me her most gracious smile, enhanced by her slightly blackened teeth and proceeded to fall on her ***, aided by the consumption of a large amount of Gordon's gin. I refuse to get drawn into the Monarchy versus Republic debate, but I will say this, that woman had class. :)

I'm sure she was just so nervous in meeting a great hero that she couldn't contain herself...
I don't think the British have quite beat our presidents falling down record: we had Ford and then Bush fell and barfed:puke:

jocky

06-07-2010, 07:46 PM

I don't think the British have quite beat our presidents falling down record: we had Ford and then Bush fell and barfed:puke:

Come on Soundo, why would our politicians be better than their supporters ? Evolution has proved we are all part of a process and unfortunately that includes our Royal family. Listen, we have got our blue bloods and you have got O'Reilly, Skinner, Limbaugh and the new kid on the block, that mighty defender of the constitution, Glenn Beck. Just leave us with our illuson of the Royals. No I will not be attending the Tea Party. :)

Paulclem

06-07-2010, 08:09 PM

You see Soundof - Jocky's taken the Queen's Shilllng. He owes her after downing it at the Hare and Haggis soon after.

Also they have a predilection for scotsmen in Kilts - remember John Brown? I shouldn't press him too much on it, especially if he was Maam's Boy.

Gilliatt Gurgle

06-07-2010, 08:25 PM

I've always held a special place in my heart for the Queen, my phellow phillatelist.

...Just leave us with our illuson of the Royals. No I will not be attending the Tea Party.

Jocky,

Speaking of tea party, your suggested Sensational Alex Harvey Band, from the aluminum anhydrous tetra chloride thread, did not go unoticed. That was brilliant and the song has been loaded into the Dreary Beery's juke box in slot 1773.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rqFkw7HCk8&feature=related

Gilliatt

prendrelemick

06-08-2010, 04:22 AM

As to the question of sucession, Charles has that vital quality of being ineffective. As long as he can keep it up, he'll make a good King.

As a lowly agricultural student I was introduced to Princess Anne. Poor girl had to feign an interest in what I was doing - pulling nails out of a piece of wood in the college workshop - As I explained the process, I could see her inwardly questioning the role of the monarchy in modern Britain.:Yawn:

I've always held a special place in my heart for the Queen, my phellow phillatelist.

A bit vain that - collecting self portraits.

The Atheist

06-08-2010, 08:52 PM

Ok, we've dealt with the queen, now what about the King?

I mean Hugh Hefner, of course.

I imagine he'd claim to have had a great life, and he's doubtless had it off with a large number of large-breasted young women, but would you swap your lifestyle for his?

I'd feel a bit guilty knowing that all the young women doing it with me were only in it for the money and fame.

prendrelemick

06-09-2010, 04:10 AM

Thats more like it Atheist.

Now here is a pic of a pretty girl to really get things back on track.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/17730.jpg

I always think natural unenhanced brunettes are sexier than silicone grown blondes. So I'd like to be "Woman's Own" Hugh Hefner, rather than Playboy's

Jesterhead

06-09-2010, 05:04 AM

Now here is a pic of a pretty girl to really get things back on track.

I always think natural unenhanced brunettes are sexier than silicone grown blondes. So I'd like to be "Woman's Own" Hugh Hefner, rather than Playboy's

wouldn't mind her dropping by a couple times a week ;) The sexiest thing is definitely natural beauty, the plastic thing is a huge turn off. but nothing against blondes, a natural blonde can be very sexy

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/katja-kean.jpg

I have always found Katja Kean extremely beautiful.

Your mom sounds super cool; does she have any tatoos or piercings?

no, she is just a very open minded person, she has always told me that she would never mind any of my choices in partners, career or life in general.

When I was younger, I would have almost rather take my car to the shop then listen to my fathers cursing; now I realize he was enjoying the whole process..

yea, my father always seem to enjoy reparing stuff aswell, he won't rest until it is working again. But he never wants to listen to me when I tell him what is wrong with it, he insists on figuring that out himself before trying to fix it.

Sounds like a plan; have you figured out how we'll catch up with Robert Pattinson for me...

I never would have thought you were into Twilight. But I know someone who looks a little like Robert Pattinson, we covered him in glimmer one day and had him look like Edward Cullen.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/joachimsomedward.jpg

I can set you up with him if you like?

You dog you, you actually saw the ladies breasts...guys, this one is dangerous; better not bring him with you to visit your lady love. that never turns out good :lol: i'm just kidding.

The Atheist

06-09-2010, 03:12 PM

I always think natural unenhanced brunettes are sexier than silicone grown blondes. So I'd like to be "Woman's Own" Hugh Hefner, rather than Playboy's

Now, she is lovely.

I'm with you on silicon and bottle blondes.

UGH!

I have always found Katja Kean extremely beautiful.

That gets my vote as well!

I have always had a weakness for blondes. That's possibly why I'm married to one.

Gentlemen prefer blondes.

And as I always say, so do dirty old men!

Can you guess which group I'm in?

soundofmusic

06-09-2010, 06:57 PM

Come on Soundo, why would our politicians be better than their supporters ? Evolution has proved we are all part of a process and unfortunately that includes our Royal family. Listen, we have got our blue bloods and you have got O'Reilly, Skinner, Limbaugh and the new kid on the block, that mighty defender of the constitution, Glenn Beck. Just leave us with our illuson of the Royals. No I will not be attending the Tea Party. :)
O'reilly, are you sure he's one of ours? We generally stop them at the dock and change their names:lol:
You won't be missing anything, American tea tastes like watered down salt water; I think they got the idea in the 1700s and stuck with it:out:

Jocky,

Speaking of tea party, your suggested Sensational Alex Harvey Band, from the aluminum anhydrous tetra chloride thread, did not go unoticed. That was brilliant and the song has been loaded into the Dreary Beery's juke box in slot 1773.

Gilliatt
I don't know what asylum that head fellow escaped from; but I felt like pulling up my bloomers and doing a jig...

As a lowly agricultural student I was introduced to Princess Anne. Poor girl had to feign an interest in what I was doing - pulling nails out of a piece of wood in the college workshop - As I explained the process, I could see her inwardly questioning the role of the monarchy in modern Britain.:Yawn:

A bit vain that - collecting self portraits.
I don't know, I don't think I ever saw her face when it didn't have that bored plastered mask on it:smile5::sosp::rolleyes::toetap05:

:)

and if I catch you Jocky I will get riddya.

Note the rhythm tum-te-tum, tum-te-tum. :)

Good job, Jocky, should we enter our poem in the forums contest:thumbsup:

You see Soundof - Jocky's taken the Queen's Shilllng. He owes her after downing it at the Hare and Haggis soon after.

Also they have a predilection for scotsmen in Kilts - remember John Brown? I shouldn't press him too much on it, especially if he was Maam's Boy.

I don't know, Paul, I think Jocky should have gotten a bit more for dusting her off...
There is definitely something fascinating about a man in a kilt...well, until you get to the knees and hairy legs:lol:

Ok, we've dealt with the queen, now what about the King?

I mean Hugh Hefner, of course.

I imagine he'd claim to have had a great life, and he's doubtless had it off with a large number of large-breasted young women, but would you swap your lifestyle for his?

I'd feel a bit guilty knowing that all the young women doing it with me were only in it for the money and fame.

All the bunnys I've heard describe Hugh as "Sweet and a Father figure"...I still think the guy is in the biggest closet in America...

Thats more like it Atheist.

Now here is a pic of a pretty girl to really get things back on track.

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k78/prendrelemick/17730.jpg

I always think natural unenhanced brunettes are sexier than silicone grown blondes. So I'd like to be "Woman's Own" Hugh Hefner, rather than Playboy's
I think you better bring that girl some soothing lotion for that cleavage; looks like she has a bit of sun poisoning...then a nice cool shower together...

no, she is just a very open minded person, she has always told me that she would never mind any of my choices in partners, career or life in general.

yea, my father always seem to enjoy reparing stuff aswell, he won't rest until it is working again. But he never wants to listen to me when I tell him what is wrong with it, he insists on figuring that out himself before trying to fix it.

I never would have thought you were into Twilight. But I know someone who looks a little like Robert Pattinson, we covered him in glimmer one day and had him look like Edward Cullen.

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w166/Lord_Bassus/joachimsomedward.jpg

I can set you up with him if you like?

that never turns out good :lol: i'm just kidding.

You've either got the greatest mom alive; or she is using reverse psychology.
Have you ever told her you were serious about a woman? I found my parents liked all my boyfriends until they became husbands...

Very nice Edward look alike...and better hair...I wonder how much it'll cost to send him by crate to Florida:lol: