Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Bookworm Cris]

To be so big it can be seen from space.

Why did the chicken cross the street? (wow, this is old)

[dramasnot6]

Because it was conforming to societal expectations of it

Why do we have yearbooks?

[RobinHood3000]

Because daybooks would be too expensive to print.

Why do we have newspapers?

[dramasnot6]

What else would the local butcher wrap his goods in?

Who will take over the world?

[Pendragon]

Who wants it? http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/other/jpshakehead.gif

Why does sand always get in your swimsuit?

[ktd222]

Because the molecular formula of sand is sticky.

Why can't smilies also be frownies?

[Poetess]

because they are emoticons


Why is it "ballet dancing" ?

[dramasnot6]

Becauses the original dancers were valets and wanted their dance to rhyme with them

Why is tea kept in tea bags?

[mir]

Because the tea gods said so. (Hey, that's my Latin teacher's argument to everything that doesn't make sense.)

why is Latin a dead language when it's so cool??

[Misscaroline]

It died with the Pope Violent Orange. Arma virumque cano, qui cono esse virum fatuissimum.

Why must cellphone company service representatives be so gosh-darn elusive?

[zanna]

Because . . . it's a conspiracy! How can someone be sexy with sand in their swimsuit at the seashore, searching for seashells? :lol:

What's the best number ever?

[Misscaroline]

41, because it is the number of bandits it took to steal the great wall of China (40 thieves + Dick Cheney). It also thwarts Douglas Adams and is a delightful prime number to boot!

Why do some things taste purple? (congrats on 400, zanna!)

[zanna]

Woot, rakin' 'em in! :lol:

Because if they tasted black, we'd probably claim they were burnt.

What are you supposed to do with old calendars?

[Misscaroline]

Clip out the pretty pictures and send them to John Hinckley!:p

Why must even the most beautiful songs be butchered by toddler phonetics?

[zanna]

Because then you have something to complain about. :) just kidding.

Who's John Hinckley?

Congrats, MissC, 800!

[Misscaroline]

An orphan who decided he wanted a Foster home! (Jodie...? Ok, yeah, lame, but I actually wanted to answer...:sheepish:...) And thanks- totally wasn't paying attention when I actually hit....Doh!

Why can't the Coyote ever outsmart the Roadrunner?

[zanna]

Because that wouldn't be funny! (I do feel kinda bad for him, tho . . .)

Why do songs get stuck in your head?

[Misscaroline]

Because the music man who lives up there got gum stuck on his records...

Why is blood red redder than blood?

[zanna]

Because the guy who named the colors was colorblind, or had very bad tone perception (it's pretty hard, tho).

What is jet, like in "jet black?"

[Misscaroline]

The color you see after the aeroplane hits you...

Why is caffeine so bad for you??? Why??? WHY??????????? :D*Coffee?*:D

[zanna]

It's not super bad . . . but worse than veggies . . . just keep it in check and in perspective :)

Why can't I see faces in my mind's eye? I can't even see my parents, or bro! :eek:

[Misscaroline]

Because silly!!! You can only see eye's in your mind's eye! You have to use your mind's face!

Why are stupid videos so entertaining?

[zanna]

Because, secretly, we all have that disgusting/stupid sense of humor. And, besides, it's good to laugh. :lol:

Why is it so easy to say stupid stuff/ totally stick your foot in your mouth?

[Misscaroline]

Because we don't tell anyone how easily the foot gets to the mouth, yet we tell everyone that dumb tongue-elbow bit....

Why is it so much fun to watch figure skaters fall on the ice?

[zanna]

Ditto the above thing, but with crashes, etc. Think demolition derbies. They are great. :)

Why is ice slippery?

[Misscaroline]

Ice is slippery because it's made out of water and therefore has the texture of a fish....

How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck, provided said creature could chuck wood?

[dramasnot6]

Not very much if he chucks a sicky first(auzzie thing :p)

How do you cure the hiccups?

[Miss Darcy]

By ameliorating the status of a toad.

Is this a stupid question?

[dramasnot6]

I can understand it,so yes :D

Why must a toothbrush have a handle?

[Miss Darcy]

Because otherwise there would be nothing for walruses and squirrels to brush their teeth with.

Now what do I ask?

[dramasnot6]

A question :p

Who makes fortune cookies?

[Miss Darcy]

Chinese restaurant owners' wives. :p

Okay, so that was two silly questions - why is third time lucky?

[zanna]

Because it's not! The 42nd is!!

Why don't chickens have teeth?

[dramasnot6]

Because Chicken World is a very chilly place and they just chatter their teeth off.

Why do men have wallets and women purses?

[ShoutGrace]

Because if they didn't they wouldn't have anything to carry around their valuables in. ;)


Why aren't ice cream cakes made in bite sized portions? :confused:

[dramasnot6]

Because the Ice Cream industry is trying to promote a more collective way of society and not individualistic ice cream cake eating :p

Why do countries have flags?

[Pendragon]

Modesty requires at least enough for loincloths... :rolleyes:

Why do people fight so hard to take people's land, then do nothing with it anyway?

[Shadowsarin]

Because the Ailens, when they come, will need a large amount of wasteland for parking. Because of this, it would be financially lucrative to have a lot of land, cause lets face it; the hourly parking charge on a spaceship would be murder on the wallet.

Do you like Aliens?

[mir]

uh . . . who DOESN'T like aliens?? :D especially since there are so many nice ones on this forum. :wink:

bleh . .. if your body uses more energy up when you're sick, why are you never hungry then???

[RobinHood3000]

Because eating requires energy. :p

Why is the rum ALWAYS gone??

[Miss Darcy]

Because the fairies use it in their cooking. :p

Why is the word "why" spelt W-H-Y?

[RobinHood3000]

Because Nintendo had dips on "W-I-I." Hey, Miss Darcy!! :wave:

Why is the PS3 so awful?

[Miss Darcy]

Because, against Mr Robin Hood's wishes, it...is simply awful! :D

'Lo Robin. ;)

Why do people play computer games?

[dramasnot6]

Because computer games only like play and dont have the attention span for work or meaningful discussions :p

How does the heart pump blood?

[mir]

because hemo-goblins are very good workers. :p

Why are all electronic games great until you buy them??

[Shadowsarin]

Because Sony, being the tyranical monsters of the electronic entatainment industry, are working in cooperation with the aliens for a total interglact monopoly the likes of which could challenge the grand daddy of all companies: Microsoft.


Why do the children of the night request help from the angle of evil in their search for the Blacklight?

[dramasnot6]

Because they saw someone else do the same on TV

Why does NASA exist?

[AutumnGal]

To fake pictures of moon landings and outerspace stuff in general.

Why are starfish shaped like a star?

[dramasnot6]

Because they aspire to suceed in the movie business

Why does pizza have crust?

[Miss Darcy]

Because if it didn't, it wouldn't be pizza, of course!

What function do barristers serve?

[RobinHood3000]

Target practice.

Why is the moon that color?

[dramasnot6]

Because it wanted to give people the impression that it was made of cheese as an incentive to visit it.

Why do we use coasters?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because the Merry-Go-Round isn't that thrilling.

Why must I gain 15 pounds EVERY holiday season?

[mir]

because it's a holiday! :D That's half the fun!

If you crossed a liger with a tiger what would you get??

[Poetess]

i`ll get LT.


why isn`t there letter "bleh" ?

[Pendragon]

Overuse.

Why don't people talk without saying, you know?

[kathycf]

Um, because to talk without "you know" is you know....lame.

Why must people get stomachaches?

[ktd222]

to ward off lime disease.

Why is such thing as 'children of the corn?'

[Pendragon]

corny jokes are big things in schools

Why are people scared?

[Weeping Willow]

It is the because the little dwarfs inside our body like playing with us!

Why am i Hungry right now?

[Virgil]

Because you are probably on some remote mountain in South America. Hi Willow. Hope things are well. :wave:

Why do I wish I was on some adventure ike willow?

[Weeping Willow]

Cause you dont know yet how it is to walk in 4200 meter with no air!

Why do people live on high mountions with no air?

p.s.
Tnx virg all is well...
hope that all is well for you and that you had a great christmas and have a happy new year

[kilted exile]

To discourage visitors

WHy do people always want to visit things

[Weeping Willow]

cause we are all just a huge herd of sheep.. following each other

Why do sheep walk in herds?

[mir]

Becuase so do clouds usually, and sheep=clouds. :p

Welcome back to LitNet, Willow!!! :wave:

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[kathycf]

twenty medium sized logs

Why are some people dumb and others smart?

[Misscaroline]

They haven't been sharpened yet.

Why do people have to lengthen their words and phrases?

[ShoutGrace]

Because if they didn't you wouldn't be able to question their choice in doing so.


Why isn't there a feed that I can plug into my brain that will dramatically and effortlessly transfer information into it for me?

[Nightshade]

Becasue that would make you a cyberman.

Why is shorty being gracie??

[ShoutGrace]

Because if they weren't you wouldn't be having nearly as much fun with them as you are now. ;)


Why are nighties so expensive? :confused:

[Shadowsarin]

Because they always seem to be made of some silly material that is made from worms or something.

Why should we make peace not war when war is more fun?

[Nightshade]

Becasue then lie would get reeeeal intresting and youd be the only human left then your chances for romance would really be sunk. Unless the aliens come of course.

Why do men...specifically mantince men never do what they say they will do?

[dramasnot6]

Because they actually do what they say but speak such an entirely different language then women that their real intentions are lost in translation.

What is the point of wearing earrings?

[B-Mental]

Because ear sticks would be dangerous.

Why do we have skin?

[kathycf]

So we keep our inner goopiness off the furniture.

Why do fish swim?

[B-Mental]

Because the boat had already departed...!

What is the purpose of carpet?

[Yelena]

To keep your feet dry...


Why do you drive in parkways and park in driveways???

[dramasnot6]

Because the people who developed both had the idea park and drive were synonyms for eachother. You can guess how they died.

Why are we ticklish?

[Miss Darcy]

It's a quality God decided to give us to make up for our want of a tail.
*cough*

2B, or not 2B?

[Yelena]

...that is the question......if 2b...b....wrong, i dont want to be right

Why do ppl wear socks?

[zanna]

so other people can knock them off.

How does Santa deliver all the presents?

[shinigami]

he brainwashes parents to buit stuff for their kids...

Why is water, liquid?

[Laindessiel]

So our insides won't turn to stone. :sick:

Why do the ends of the hair split?

[Pendragon]

You can't drink solids, they stick in the throat... ;)

Why does it rain every Wimbledon?

[Laindessiel]

(Yeah it does!)

Divine providence. :p And also for Federer to beat out Nadal. Ugh, for Nadal's greasy hair to be washed too. :sick:

Why do the ends of our hair split???

[kilted exile]

Cos the police are chasing them

Why is the sun so bright?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because (s)he's been around for a long time & learned many things.

Why do men think with their crotches instead of their heads?

[Laindessiel]

Bleagh.

Because they thought the word "Crotch" means "Brain".

Why is it 2007 already?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because of the VAST CONSPIRACY to make me OLD!!!

Do you think mankind will ever learn to work toward the common good, instead of fighting one another?

[Laindessiel]

And I'm supposed to take this stupidly?

Okay. Probably it's because bibliophiles' noses are still stuck in their books. :p

Why do computer companies plan to substitute plastic in lieu of silicon for the computers' hard drive?

[Serenata]

The silicon is being saved for the computer companies CEO's trophy wives breast implants.

Why do people play video games?

[Poetess]

because they get bored.

why do tonsils burn? like not our tongues?

[dramasnot6]

Because tonsils are trying to avenge themselves for being way at the back.


Why do we walk our dogs?

[kilted exile]

Because its too much hassle to get the lawyer to wear a collar

Why can I never find what I'm looking for?

[Poetess]

because they have legs


why do we have teeth?

[dramasnot6]

woops we have two unanswered

Why can I never find what I'm looking for?
Because what you look for is invisible

why do we have teeth?
To give the tooth fairy employment

Who made the toaster?

[Poetess]

The toasterer



Do you know how you came to life?
My dad kissed my mom.. this is how they told me

[dramasnot6]

The pronucleus of my father and mother merged to form a zygote cell, that underwent cleavage to become a blastocyst and wasimplanted in the endometrium where i flourished.

Why do we study science?

[zanna]

cuz everyone should (mis)understand mitosis!

Why is it so easy to get a wrong answer to a math problem, even when you're pretty dang sure you did the work right?

[OZEED]

Thats easy! it's a conspiracy by SAOM(SECREt ASSOCIATION OF MATHMETIANS) so that they can laugh at you in order to lighten things up around their offices.

Why is it so hard to understand women? hehehehe

[dramasnot6]

Because those who ARENT women have such little capability of understanding

Why is most water bottled and not canned?

[shinigami]

because you run the risk of drinking rust...

WHy are men so stubborn at times?

[AimusSage]

because they don't complain as much as women :p

Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cerial?

[shinigami]

because cereal doesn't float... it gets soggy...

Why are some teachers jerks??

[Pendragon]

Because the rest are psychotic HAHAHAHAHAHA

Why do products have foolish warnings like "Heat in microwave. WARNING: Contents will be hot!"?

[Nightshade]

Doncha know otherwise the microwave fairies wouldnt know to make them hot instead of cold.

WHy do holidays end?

[mir]

. . . because. :D

why are some teachers so evil????

[Poetess]

They say "Knowledge is light, light is electricity, electricity might be dangerous"

So, this is why they are EVIL! :crash:



why toot the horn?

[dramasnot6]

To make a sound and agitate various bystanders

Why bite the dust?

[THX-1138]

because there are no vacumes

why called a pineapple ,although there is no pine nor apple in it?

[alhara]

because it's prickley like a pine tree and sweet like an apple

why doesn't any one tell me any thing?

[dramasnot6]

Because they assume you are the ultimate carrier of knowledge already.

Why are wheels round?

[Pendragon]

Friction.

Why do people ask stupid questions? :rolleyes: http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/frech/a050.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Cuz the thread title told us to.

Why would anyone want to sleep with the fishes?

[cuppajoe_9]

Because the porpoises won't have anything to do with them.

What is up with Oprah?

[dramasnot6]

Unstable blood sugar from back and forth dieting

Why do flies fly?

[Yelena]

because they are too lazy to crawl...

Why do chicken have small heads?

[The Jackle]

Because they like small hats.....
Why do people lie?

[cuppajoe_9]

That's the most comfortable position in which to sleep.

Who got da funk?

[The Jackle]

Mr Da Funk.
Why do pigs squeal?

[Pendragon]

They can't sing the words.

Why do possums insist on crossing highways, given their high death rate?

[AutumnGal]

To give passengers on buses something to "oh" and "ah" over.

Why is my boss such a taskmistress?

[ennison]

It's just the way he stands that makes you think that.

Why are lost objects always to be found in the last place I look?

[dramasnot6]

Because why would you continue looking after youve found it?

What will happen if we all just laugh for eternity?

[mir]

We would all be very happy people! (With very sore sides.)

If you give a moose a cookie, what happens when the reindeer get jealous?

[dramasnot6]

They "butt" you out of santa's gift list!

Why does the stork deliver children and not a penguin?

[mir]

Because there's something Mr. Stork doesn't know . . . O_O :p

Why is why spelled why?

[kathycf]

Since it would be silly to spell it "whigh".

Why does a cat meow?

[dramasnot6]

Because it is constantly trying to mimic a nasal NY accent. :p Jk,jk :D

Why must pregnant women go into labor?

[Laindessiel]

Just like when exercising, no pain, no gain.

(Hi there Drame! Internet is still out here. I just chanced upon this computer shop. :()

Why are there Size 0 models?

[dramasnot6]

Hi Lain! So relieved to see you around! I sent toni an email in a state of pain and worry yesterday..whew...:) We missed you!

Because they have gotten so skinny that you may as well be viewing 0 flesh.

Why do we use slang?

[Laindessiel]

Toni will be real touched, Mira. I'm :blush: << for her. I don't when we'll be back, I really don't. (i can't even open Yahoo, for goodness sakes.) But this I can tell you: We're hurting and we're missing the LitNet people. :bawling:

Because we can't use Cockney for an accent.

Why do ostriches have such loooong necks?

[OZEED]

So that they can look over their neighbours wall, very inquistive birds.
why do we burp?

[AimusSage]

because it is polite

where's wally?

[Pendragon]

In the Dilbert cartoons. Oh, not that Wally! Sorry! :blush:

What is the basic difference between men and women? :D

[Poetess]

the WO :D


Why is water transparent?

[AutumnGal]

So the fish can see each other better.

Why are our nostrils the same size as our fingers?

[dramasnot6]

Evolutionary adaptation to lack of tissues and to establish dominance over the enemy in battle by grossing them out.

Why does food go bad?

[B-Mental]

because its parents never hugged it.

why do blue and yellow make green?

[dramasnot6]

Because red was already taken.

Why does a dog drink from the toilet?

[Pendragon]

Bad eyesight. Looks like his doggy dish to him.

Why do people pay for bottled water that is probably no more pure than what comes out of their faucet? They sell filleters for the facet too, you know? :idea:

[ktd222]

Because people, like me, like the idea of water in a bottle.

Why do people associate the sun with warmth?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because it was around long before electric blankets

Why does my &%^$# computer keep crashing?

[The Jackle]

Because it is a bad driver.
Why does death happen?

[kilted exile]

The worms need food

Why do worms exist?

[AutumnGal]

So we can fish.

Why do some people insist on telling jokes that aren't funny?

[kilted exile]

So we appreciate the funny jokes more


Why do people never laugh at my jokes?

[water girl]

because
you are just not funny.
.:lol: :lol: :lol:
why is fire hot'.:flare:

[AutumnGal]

Er...because you're one of those who insist on telling bad jokes. Sorry to have to break it to you, kilt. ;)

What does the fatherly advice "keep your nose clean" really mean?

[dramasnot6]

Fire is hot because it is constantly working out and spending money on beauty care :p

Keep your nose clean is a hint at becoming a rich Tissue Production Tycoon later on to be able to buy your father a great retirement home.

What is the point of photosynthesis?

[AutumnGal]

To put your photos in order, of course.

What is that white, gristley looking thing in a chicken egg?

[shinigami]

I dunno...

Why do I stay up late?

[LPRox015]

Because you like watching adult swim ;)

Why do stars twinkle? *Eyes widen*

[The Jackle]

Because they where bored.
Why is the sky blue?

[ktd222]

To match the color of my pants.

Why is the cabinet call a cabinet?

[dramasnot6]

Because the president got caught in the cabinet so often they made a habbit of having meetings of the cabinet there.

Why do some places not allow open-toe shoes?

[Virgil]

Because they don't want to see the green mold between the toes.

Why do ducks like water?

[ktd222]

To hide the fact that they just went do do.

Why do I like the song "skin-a-ma-rink"

[dramasnot6]

Because ducks have developed an Arthurian religion where they worship the Lady in the Lake.

Because it is the only one you know the lyrics too

Why?

[Bookworm89]

Because they're afraid of heights, so they don't live in trees like other birds.

Why do libraries contain books?

[ktd222]

Just in case the librarian needs kindling.

Why can a verb sometimes act like an adverb?

[dramasnot6]

Because it runs low on money and needs sponsorship.

Why do people wear striped stockings?

[ktd222]

Because it runs low on money and needs sponsorship.

Why do people wear striped stockings?

:lol: :lol:

To blend in with zebras

Why does life have to be like a box of chocolates?

[LPRox015]

Because that way it'd taste good!

Why is there never enough time?! :P

[Virgil]

Because a clock has only 12 points.

Why does the sun feel warm?

[Pendragon]

Hot toddies.

Why is moonlight so lovely, but cold?

[Shadowsarin]

Because of some ice mages that have cast huge spells over it, giving it +60 for Freezing Aura with no blocks allowed.

Why do colleges make you do exams?

[Pendragon]

They don't make you-- you don't have to pass, ya know! :rolleyes:

Why does everybody think they know exactly what the answer to everthing is?

[The Jackle]

Because we want to.
What is Beauty?

[ktd222]

Beauty is beautiful

Why are televisions no longer black and white

[Nick Rubashov]

because the ACLU decided that black and white televisions were racist, as they did not give equal opportunity to other colors.

Why is printer ink so expensive?

[AimusSage]

Because companies like making a profit

What is the color of the sun?

[Madhuri]

I suppose it ate a ball of fire and turned Yellowish Orange.

Why is the colour of an Orange...Orange?

[ktd222]

To match the orange, duh!:D

Why are people asking so many people asking stupid questions on this thread?

[Pendragon]

People are robotic and do what they are told.

What's your problem? :D

[ennison]

NOT STOOPID ENOUGH??

If there is only a week from Christmas to New Year, why is there a year from New Year to Christmas?

[mir]

Because the calendar doesn't like us. :P Christmas should be every Monday, New Year's every Sunday! :D

Why is the sky called blue when most of the time it's white or grey?

[the Last 13]

the sky isn't called blue its called sky....it just happens to appear blue, or grey or white.....

why are they both called fans....when you wave one at yourself and the other projects a breeze through rotation

[ktd222]

What? blame it on the soup


Where does the word soup originate?

[dramasnot6]

So-up When it was first invented people tipped their bowls up when drinking soup :p So much up that it would go into their mouth! :p

Why must people go to group therapy?

[ktd222]

Because there is safety in numbers. Actually that makes too much sense.:p

Why can't my soul be my mate?

[LPRox015]

Because it's too busy being your soul! ;)

Why are there different languages?

[Pendragon]

Different strokes for different folks.

Why can't I understand Chinese?:(

[The Jackle]

Because its chinese.
Why is the world round?

[dramasnot6]

Because it is more attractive and is better marketing for aliens who want to visit. Do you think i'd vacation on a square planety? nuh-uh.

Why do clocks tick?

[the Last 13]

because they're like people the cant just tock

why do they call it a heart?

[dramasnot6]

He-art As many sensitive males are also artists in some way :) Or maybe I just try to think that...:p

Why does running more efficient exercise then walking?

[the Last 13]

because running is faster and makes it harder for unwanted fat/calories to catch up....

why is he to she, but not him to shim......????

[Pendragon]

The feminist movement.

Why does the word "doom" seem to have a "w" in it?

[the Last 13]

because your pronouncing it incorrectly....I dunno

why is it double-u instead of double-v?

[dramasnot6]

Because Double-V was already taken by an energy drink company :p

What would happen if i DIDNT ask a stupid question?

[Pendragon]

This answer is null and void.

Why do birds eat worms?

[BibliophileTRJ]

So you don't have to.

Why do worms eat dirt?

[AutumnGal]

Because they all have a severe case of pica.

Why did the former homeowners put light switches in the most inconvenient places?

[AimusSage]

To torment the oppressor!!!!!!! and the new owners.

Why is the world not a flat disk floating in a bowl of cereal?

[Laindessiel]

Because it won't float. The bowl doesn't contain milk.

Why do vegetarians eat plants?

(My 6-year old Korean friend told me, when I was eating big basil leaves, "Why are you eating grass?")

[aeroport]

It is, as a rule, much quicker than "planting eats".
(for those outside the U.S., "eats" is a (southern?) colloquialism for "food".)

Why, in our youth, are we so frequently admonished, typically with a sort of disapproving glare on the part of an elder, that "ain't" is not something to be found in the dictionary and, ergo, not a word, when in fact it is? (Granted, it is Webster's and they will include just about anything, but still...)

[Laindessiel]

Because the Beatles' song lyrics

And she DON'T care...

is perfectly acceptable. I don't know what the rules are regarding this matter (singular-plural) but I just think that English grammar changes.

Why is 13 considered an unlucky number?

[aeroport]

Um, for it's remarkable similarity to the middle English "thretten"... (I'm a dork; sorry.)

If Europe generally goes by military time (as I am told it does - and maybe the rest of the world, too), why does it still use dial clocks numbered 1-12?

[the Last 13]

because its hard to fit all 24 numbers on the clock......lol

why does a clock have a 'face'?

[Miss Darcy]

So that it can tell you the time! :p

Why does the earth have only one moon?

[Laindessiel]

So that all the dogs in the world aren't required to bark at exactly the same time. Whew, given the number of moons you're talking about, we wouldn't be getting a wink!

Why do we use different languages?

[OZEED]

It does not!!:p go to the other side of the earth and you will see the other moon.
Why can't pigs fly?

[OZEED]

Oops double post, heya Lain

[Pendragon]

Doo. Nuff said. http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/smarty/piggy.gif


Why are pigs always maligned?

[zanna]

I think it's their snorts, sound like they're laughing all the time, and no one likes being laughed at . . .

why does snow have to be cold?

[ktd222]

Because it's not warm blooded.

Why can't we have six toes?

[AimusSage]

It would wreck havoc with our balance. Be happy people have 10!

Is this question also considered a sentence?

[Madhuri]

No because we cant sentence anybody for asking this question.

Why is a morning always morning?

[ktd222]

Because it doesn't see the sun enough.

Why can't we keep track of our age in dog years?

[Shakira]

Because dogs cant keep track of their tails.

Why did I answer the previous question so stupidly ?

[ktd222]

because stupid is as stupid does.

How is it possible for a washer to also be a dryer?

[Pendragon]

The same way it's possible for a homemaker to be a homewrecker...



Why do these questions sound like we all are still hung up in grade school? http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/DeNiro/big_toungey.gif

[dramasnot6]

Because kids are never told anything

What is the purpose of waterfalls?

[ktd222]

To balance out the moon's gravitational pull.


Why does spagetti-Os look so o-ish?

[Pendragon]

They ain't square.

What are sparkplugs?

[AimusSage]

sparkly things that hold back the water in the bottom of the hold. or something used in an engine to ignite fuel. you pick one :)

why is the field not green?

[dramasnot6]

It feels the color green makes it look fat.

Why did Marilyn Monroe stand on the vent for so long even though her dress blew up?

[B-Mental]

definitely because of her bunions.

Why does water freeze?

[Pendragon]

No blankie! :lol:

Why does wood burn?

[Pen&Ink]

Because its friend The Match subjected him to peer pressure.

Why do people where shoes on their feet?

[mir]

So that other people can steal them and walk a mile in them. :p

Why?

[tainaprincess]

Because.

Why do monkeys climb trees?

[ennison]

So they can conduct gravitational experiments with falling coconuts.

Why did Nellie The Elephant pack her trunk?

[ktd222]

Because visual aids were needed to teach the young elephants how to pack a trunk

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Pendragon]

To watch a man lay a brick. :rolleyes:

Why do so many possums get hit while crossing the road?

[RobinHood3000]

Because if they've been hit once, they've been hit a hundred times...

Why does the word "rhythm" look so funky?

[kathycf]

So people will feel funky when they sing the words

"I got rhythm, I got music
I got daisies, in green pastures
I got starlight
I got sweet dreams
I got my man
Who could ask for anything more?"

Why are most doughnuts round?

[ktd222]

So everybody gets a turn:blush:

Why can't I use hair clippers to shave my arm pits?

[B-Mental]

This is a cultural myth. Feel to clip away....TIMBER!

Why do fires make smoke?

[ennison]

Because you cant have smoke without a fire !!!!


Where ARE the snows of yesteryear?

[Pendragon]

Back in yesteryear.

Why is it so cold here?

[pandora]

because it is winter :) the season winter is generally cold :)

[ennison]

Pandora, why don't you let your question out of its box?

[The Bookinator]

Because if she did, more than just the question would come out of it, if you know what I mean...

How come people with bad breath talk the most and always in your face?

[kathycf]

They secretly own stock in surgical mask companies and are trying to get you to buy one to cover your nose with.

Why do people have eyebrows?

[B-Mental]

Eyebrows developed to protect humans from their primitive greeting the head butt. Eventually after greeting many people (their foreheads swollen painfully) they would reach for their foreheads...Believe it or not this is the origin of the salute still used by the military.

Why do we sleep in beds?

[Laindessiel]

Hello Bookinator! I see, a fellow HP fan...

Why do we sleep in beds...

So we won't need chiropractors. :p

Who poisoned the poison ivy?

[AimusSage]

Dr. Jason Woodrue.

What is a clock?

[Pendragon]

Bossy!

Why are timeclocks called "punching in."?

[kathycf]

Most likely because nobody wants to be punched out by a timeclock. That would hurt.

Why do cats purr?

[Poetess]

because dogs bark


why do our hearts beat?

[kathycf]

It would be too inconvenient to have a drum in your chest beating.

Why do people pierce their ears?

[AimusSage]

because it's the next best thing to a lobotomy...

What to do when there is no logic?

[Pendragon]

Act normal. No one will notice.

Where did I go wrong?

[The Bookinator]

When you went to a McDonalds to lose weight.

Why does the nice thick snow you get on Sunday always melt Monday, so chances of snowdays are GONE?

[ktd222]

Because Mondays are situated near the equator.


How come my heart yearns for yarn?

[Laindessiel]

Because you misspelled "yam".

Where are we?

[Pendragon]

I am lost here and you approximately there! :lol:

What keeps us going when everything says quit?

[LPRox015]

Energizer batteries! They keep going, and going, and going!

What is the best?