Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[BibliophileTRJ]

In Australia.... I'd have to turn the boat around!

Why on earth would you want the likes of me anywhere NEAR your place?:confused:

[Maryd.]

Why not?

Do you smell?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Nothing but the sea air!

Do you see?

[Maryd.]

Nothing but the fellow in your avatar... It really is quite distracting. (In a pleasant kind of way... Shh, but don't tell anyone)

Are you human?

[BibliophileTRJ]

(In a pleasant kind of way... Shh, but don't tell anyone)
(I'm really quite taken by him, too!)

Far too human!


Would you prefer I was a mermaid.... er... merman?

[Maryd.]

(I'm really quite taken by him, too!)

Hahahahaha....



Would you prefer I was a mermaid.... er... merman?

Ooo, ooo, I know this one... Um er, ...maid, no ...man.

Oh this is one of those trick questions, right?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Not a trick to me....!

I really have you confused, don't I?

[Maryd.]

No, no... Um...

What planet am I on?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Arrakis? (I spend a lot of time there myself)

Where do we go from here?

[Maryd.]

If we go straight ahead we will land on Saturn.

Are we equipped to land on Saturn without oxygen?

[BienvenuJDC]

Just as equipped as if we landed in Atlantis...

How long can you hold your breath?

[Maryd.]

This long (Stretches her arms out as far as she can)

How many times a day should one eat main meals?

[BienvenuJDC]

Just one

How long should that meal last?

[Maryd.]

Oh, um, about a week. Hahahaaaa

How may glasses of water should have a day?

[BienvenuJDC]

about two pots, brewed with French Roast

What do frogs and lobsters have to do with each other?

[Maryd.]

They can both be served as a gormet meal.

Why do we have to eat, after we have already grown?

[BienvenuJDC]

To make sure that we become full of crap

Would you take a corvette across the sea?

[Delta40]

only if it paid the fare and cuddled me at night

would you lodge a backlog of unlodged tax returns knowing you will get fines?

[prendrelemick]

Just do it, you'll be fine....and fined.


Is there a finer combination than green olives and feta cheese?

[Pendragon]

If you are attracted to halitosis... :smilewinkgrin:

Why does feta cheese stink?

[dafydd manton]

To dsiguise the fact that you had garlic yesterday.

Are there more virgins in Virginia than any other state?

[Delta40]

only in a delirious state

if the plural of foot is feet does that mean a boot is a beet?

[dafydd manton]

If it more than a foot across, yes. Otherwise, neet.
"Oh say have you heard.................." but, what about the deaf?

[aliengirl]

Oh have you smelt...

Why do we have only 'catwalks' and not 'dog jumps'?

[dafydd manton]

The average model hasn't worked out how to do anything more than walk, yet, and rumour has it that amongst themselves they are pretty catty.

Why do they put "suitable for vegetarians" on bottles of water?

[ReadingElmo]

Good question, because it would be dreadful to learn that the water came from an animal source, I guess.

Why is the sky blue?

[adityasam]

God was actually painting pluto, when the paint bucket tumbled and and fell on the sky!

Who is Gennaro Gerrard?

[neilgee]

I've no idea but tell him streakers are not allowed in the main hall

Is it cool to fall asleep on the floor?

[ReadingElmo]

If it's winter and the heat hasn't been turned on, yes!

Is it cool to be hot?

[Maryd.]

Hey I'm cool... Or am I hot... Yes it's cool to be hot. I think.

Does one need a drill to make a hole in the ozone layer?

[Delta40]

oh yes, one must train on a militant basis to make any sort of impression on the ozone


what happens to lost marbles?

[Maryd.]

They fall through the ozone layer.

What planet are you living on?

[Delta40]

Mary Vincent Eats Mars Jam Sandwiches Under Nelson's Pillow

why do people put their foot in their mouth?

[Maryd.]

Because they can't find the parmesan cheese.

Are lollypops produced by guns?

[Delta40]

no but gobstoppers are

do cats see rain as mice and birds?

[Maryd.]

Yes, but they still can't catch every drop.

Is it proper hygene to shower with your dog?

[Delta40]

yes as long as they brush their teeth

do mountains go high enough?

[adityasam]

Yes.....But some failed the MAHCET (Mountains and Hills Common Entrance Test)...

Why do we drink water?

[Jazz_]

Because acid would be painful to drink.

Why do we need Vitamin C?

[ReadingElmo]

So that people will have a reason to grow citrus and other wonderful viatmin c carrying things.

Why do we need legislators all the time?

[Pendragon]

To keep them off the streets where they can scare babies

Why are the only people "looking for you" online the ones you are trying desperately to forget?

[hack]

I forget.


How do you spell amblyopia?

[Calidore]

Correctly, if I'm not feeling too lazy to look it up.

Why does the moon have craters?

[KatnissEverdeen]

Because it decided to?

Why do flowers bloom in the morning?

[adityasam]

They wanna party at night!

Why is this thread so stupid?

[Pendragon]

How else are you gonna lower your personal IQ by several points just asking questions!

Why do we resuscitate criminals who go into cardiac arrest two weeks before their date with the Grim Reaper?

[adityasam]

Because 1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+10 is not equal to 100. I just don't know why I typed all this sh**

Why does B always come after A?

[KatnissEverdeen]

Because 1 doesn't come after 2.

Do you think the world is really ending today?:smash:

[L€lä RËmØ MÅðçÂ]

real, truth answer: No I dont. If it did, I would be disappointed because I die before finishing my drawings. :p

When the Mayans end their calendar, THEY die. When we end our calendar, WE die! The reasons animals dont live long enough is because they dont write calenders like us.

What about turtles? They cheated. They peeked at our calendar too many times.
(Lame things sorry)
Question: Why do shoes wear out?

[adityasam]

Because they want to get away from those ever-stinking socks!

Are mouse and keyboard brothers?

[Pendragon]

Not really, see the mouse's mother married the keyboard's dad.

Is April really the cruelest month?

[aliengirl]

Yes, 'cause here exams are held in the month of April.

Have you ever seen a grinder which can mix memory and desire?

[L€lä RËmØ MÅðçÂ]

Yes, you can write everything onto paper and through it in there. Your smoothie will NOT taste good with that in there, though.
Papaya smoothie with "I want pizza" (Desire)
Banana smoothie with "My Sister First Word, and First Trip to the Swear Jar"

Why are people so nosy?

[Pendragon]

It keeps them from reflecting on their own sad little lives...

Why do we smoke?

[adityasam]

So that we can die before we attain senility!

Why do we have signatures?

[Pendragon]

One more thing for identity thieves to copy

Why is rain wet?

[adityasam]

God decided so..

Why do we have to strum a guitar?

[iamnobody]

It doesn't sound right if you drum it.

Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?

[adityasam]

It's not good manners without offering others (Me..Lol)

Why do we need to have manners?

[Calidore]

Because our grandmothers are jealous that they can't burp as loud.

Why do we have to sleep?

[adityasam]

We gotta waste 8 hours of our day you see!

Why is 1+2=3 (lol lol)?

[YesNo]

Because that's all the further primitive people could count.

Why does the end of the world always have to land on the 21st of the month?

[Pendragon]

Apparently to give people several days to come up with a new theory on why they were wrong. In any month, that's at least seven days to mull it over and come up with an equally ridiculous prediction.


Why does everyone take everything so seriously?

[adityasam]

Because they are too tired of Mr.Bean's jokes!

Why do we hire taxis?

[Maryd.]

Because we don't want to dirty our cars.

What colour is the moon?

[MystyrMystyry]

Green cheesy colour, or blue cheesey, or red cheesey, or white cheesey, something cheesey

What sound does the moon make when hit by an asteroid?

[Maryd.]

It cracks... All crackers with cheese crack and the moon is made of cheese and cheese is on crackers... And I have no idea what I am talking about... Hahaha.

Why is the planet, earth called earth?

[MystyrMystyry]

Because they used to think it was flat - but that didn't explain where all the water in the oceans ran to - it runs to... the oceans! It should be called Planet Ocean - not Planet Earth


Why is there so much ocean?

[Maryd.]

Because a whale wanted to have a bath and accidentally left the taps running. The naughty thing. :)

Do whales use soap to bathe themselves?

[free]

Do whales use soap to bathe themselves?

Yes, every evening, its name is soap opera for whales.

How about their tooth-paste, eh?

[Tournesol]

Duh, of course whales brush their teeth, how else do you think we get the foam on the ocean?!

When don't dogs cover their mouths when they yawn?

[YesNo]

They never cover their mouths. They like to take every opportunity to show you how sharp their teeth are.

Why do cats sleep so much?

[adityasam]

They are tired of chasing the rats.

Why do singers sing?

[Triter]

You would too if you had it all sewn up.

Why are dogs so happy when you come home?

[adityasam]

Because they had to...Just for the sake of we being their owners!

Why do dogs chase cats?

[Pendragon]

Cars are too hard to bring back if you catch them!


Why are skunks black and white?

[Tournesol]

They were invented before color tv, and they didn't get the memo.

Why are cats so stuck up?

[Maryd.]

Because dogs are not don't have the attention span to be stuck up.

Do stars have light swithes or do they turn on automatically?

[Calidore]

They have ambient-light sensors and switch on when the proper level of dimness is reached. Unfortunately, stars are cheap fluorescent lights and thus flicker, but thankfully they're too far away for us to hear the buzz.

Who ignited the sun?

[blithe spirit]

...well, it all started when the cow jumped over the moon and then the dish ran away with the spoon and honeymooned on the sun...then sparks flew

Why didn't he run away with the fork?

[Buh4Bee]

Then he couldn't spoon with his beloved at night. I always wonder about that myself.

Why do bunnies hop instead of walking?

[Calidore]

Then the song would need to be rewritten, and probably less fun.

Why is a hangover called a hangover?

[Buh4Bee]

Because you cannot hang out anymore, you are hung out to dry or over.

Now, I'll ask again, why do bunnies hop instead of walk?

[adityasam]

Their forefathers used the pogo stick so much that they forgot how to walk.

Why do we use the internet?

[blithe spirit]

So we can LOL and speak in smilie language :iamwithstupid::iagree::wave:

Who do you think you are?

[Pendragon]

That depends. As Mark Twain once wrote "Sir, I have no superiors and damn few equals!"

Why do we feel that quotes from famous authors are so pithy?

[blithe spirit]

Because the Grand Poobahs of Everything think they thought of it first at some point so egos deem it pithy...nooo, not us ;)

Why do bad decisions make good stories?

[Pendragon]

Because bad news travels faster than good news.

Why are your most embarrassing moments always in front of a crowd?

[blithe spirit]

Because if we did them without a crowd we wouldn't be embarrassed.

Why does MapQuest insult us by assuming we don't know how to get out of our own neighborhood?

[adityasam]

Because it wants to show it is superior to us!

Why do we play games?

[Pendragon]

To occupy our brains while working at a crappy job that bores us to death after 10 years

Why are people reluctant to change?

[Calidore]

Because history shows that the way to success is unwavering belligerence.

Why do we keep pets?

[Maryd.]

Just in case we get lost, they can show us the way home.

Why do we have to eat?

[Pendragon]

According to health officials, apparently we don't, everything is bad for us

Why do we die?

[Maryd.]

So we can give room for other people to mess up the world.

Why does the world have to spin?

[Pendragon]

Dance Class...

Why do people believe aliens visit the earth?

[aliengirl]

Why, can't you see one here?

Why do people 'fall' in love?

[tonywalt]

Because it's better than not falling in love.

Lennon or McCartney?

[Maryd.]

I cannot chose... You can't make me... I love them both. :)

Do you like your hometown?

[KatnissEverdeen]

Miami Beach baby, how can I NOT like it. :thumbsup:

Why is the sky blue?

[Pendragon]

It isn't. There are corrective glasses these days for color blindness...

Why do people think they are so superior?

[tonywalt]

To try to gain advantage over others.

Blackberry or Iphone?

[blithe spirit]

Blackberry, silly. Iphones don't taste as good as Blackberries.

How do you fold a fitted sheet?

[Calidore]

Say, "Hey, honey, can you fold this?" Done.

Why do forks go on the left and knives & spoons on the right?

[Pendragon]

Do they? Hummm... never noticed.

Why do hospitals only serve food that makes starvation look so good?

[Sk8ynat]

I guess because fancy cuisine isn't their main focus?

why does time seem to go at different speeds depending on what I'm doing?

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

Because it really does.

Why does my dog like to take a piss on my bed?

[kensington]

because you're too busy playing video games to notice him

why do we love Mutatis?

[Pendragon]

The feeling is mutual

Why do old western movies always play music in minor cords?

[tonywalt]

It sounds darker and more sinister than a major chord.

Why do socks disappear? (And where the hell do they go?)

[Pendragon]

The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension

Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because they are usually eaten early in life by a lion or something...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[PoeticPassions]

They disappear so as to get away from their partner sock (must be rough to be with the partner sock all the time)... and they go to this place behind every dryer... where there are multi-colored socks, of different sizes and fabrics... and everyone dances and makes sock love.

Why do french fries taste so good?

[PoeticPassions]

dang, Bien and Pen beat me to it... how did this happen!?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because they have fat and salt and all the things that will kill you.
Because we are faster...

Why have you been gone for so long?

[tonywalt]

They disappear so as to get away from their partner sock (must be rough to be with the partner sock all the time)... and they go to this place behind every dryer... where there are multi-colored socks, of different sizes and fabrics... and everyone dances and makes sock love.

Why do french fries taste so good?

I dont know, if they're not addictive then WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEM

Do you think that socks have an issue with monogamy, and they really prefer that we 'mix them up' a bit more? (I think we are making headway here)

[PoeticPassions]

I dont know, if they're not addictive then WHY CAN'T I STOP EATING THEM

Do you think that socks have an issue with monogamy, and they really prefer that we 'mix them up' a bit more? (I think we are making headway here)

I think we are making headway... they obviously have an issue with monogamy. Now, how to solve this problem?


The Land of Lost Socks, a hell dimension


Why aren't there clumsy adult wild animals, given how many clumsy adult humans we have?

Humans take longer to learn to walk and acquire motor skills...

ok I won't pose anymore questions, because there are already a few left unanswered.

[Pendragon]

Why have you been gone for so long?

It's only an illusion, you just have been looking for me in all the wrong places

Why does fresh water save your life, but ocean water speeds your death?

[Calidore]

Why does fresh water save your life, but ocean water speeds your death?

Because ocean water contains sharks, barracuda, jellyfish, stingrays, etc.

Why is everything tasty bad for you?

[Big Dante]

Because tasty food is sadistic and likes to cause you pain.

Why do little boys pick their nose but older boys pick fights?

[Varenne Rodin]

Because they're trying to pick the noses of other boys, because they're snotty brats.

Why do squid smell so disgusting?

[iamnobody]

All that water and no soap.

Why does my cat keep eating my fake Christmas tree?

[Varenne Rodin]

Because it has an eating disorder, and it thinks the Christmas tree represents its feelings, and it eats its feelings.

Why don't robots have feelings?

[Pendragon]

Oh, they do! They can't express them to humans, because humans do nor know what "blorb beep whistle static be-bob ting tang" means. Don't ask me, I'm only human!

Why do funerals cost so dang much?

[iamnobody]

Because it's easy to make people feel guilty for "skimping" on the dear departed.

Why do 24 hour stores have locks on the doors?

[Calidore]

Once a year, when Daylight Savings Time reverts to standard time, a day is 25 hours, and the workers finally get to go to the bathroom.

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

[Pendragon]

Nobody likes to be mooned, man!

Considering that bats are by no means blind, why the expression "blind as a bat"?

[cacian]

the person who said it at the time was under the influence..

wearing pyjamas in the evening is a good way of sleeping well?

[Pendragon]

In a manner of speaking. If you sleep in the nude, it means you gotta take them off, so why bother putting them on?

Since there are dogwoods and dogfish, why are there not peoplewoods and peoplefish?

[aliengirl]

That's quite serious. Lets contact some human rights group. Hope that will bring about a positive change soon.

Where are the gates through which we usher in a new year?

[Pendragon]

Underneath the sign that reads "Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here!"

What is a "happy medium?"

[Calidore]

A compromise that angers everyone equally, both negatives thus making a positive.

Alternatively, a fortune teller who actually got something right.

Why do we "ring out" the old?

[Pendragon]

Because we keep misspelling the word "wring"...

Why does someone never ask you something when you actually know the answer, but always come to you for answers when you don't have a bloody clue?

[Kafka]

That's what makes it a challenge ;)

Do you drink a lot? If so, why?

[Pendragon]

Why does anyone drink except to forget the hangover they will have the next day...

Why do they call reading material on tape, CD, Kindle, Nook, etc. books?

[Hawkman]

Gotta call it something. The Romans called a scroll a book.

What's the point of Crane Flys?

[BienvenuJDC]

Just to mate and die...like the rest of us...

Why do lonely people sit in an empty house waiting for someone to contact them?

[Buh4Bee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKWh_iOTjnc

Why do we eat french fries?

[Pendragon]

Because fast food joints serve then, duh!

Why do people forget?

[Buh4Bee]

Because they can't remember.

Why do people read in the dark?

[wordeater]

Because they don't like light prose.

Why do writers use the letter e more often than the letter q?

[Hawkman]

Because they hate queuing.

What's wrong with the garden path anyway?

[aliengirl]

The birds are there on the trees waiting for you know what.

Why can't I have some more chocolate?

[cacian]

because I said so

why isn't the world square?

[BienvenuJDC]

That all depends on you perspective.

Why did the hair from my head start growing in my ears?

[cacian]

tut!! that's only because you forgot to trim your hair


why do people think shouting is effective to listening?

[Hawkman]

Because more people can hear you when you shout.

Why do witches float?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because when they were trying a witch, the innocent would drown, and the witches would float. Thus when they had someone that they wanted to eradicate from society, just try them as a witch. Either way, they will be dead.

Why are people so cruel?

[tonywalt]

Because of witches and their witchcraft.

Where do all the other lost socks go?

[BienvenuJDC]

Rehab

Where are my pants?

[Hawkman]

In a locked cupboard. They took them away from you to stop you escaping. Even if you do escape they will still have your pants safely under lock and key.

Why don't people answer the question they were asked?

[wordeater]

Because they grow towards the sun.

What came first: the boiled or the scrambled egg?

[cacian]

the boiled just because haha

why say yes when it could have been a no?

[Hawkman]

To cause confusion.

Why would you want to cause confusion?

I'll answer that myself, because in confusion there is profit!

Where do all the calculators go?

[tonywalt]

People steal them. (Pens too!)-although I have never done it personally.

Why do people on facebook put up silly statuses?

[Buh4Bee]

b/c people on Facebook are stupid.

Why do sunglasses break all the time?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because you don't take care of them.

Why are you here right now?

[Sydneysider]

Because I don't need to pee.

Why would you not dress a cat in a bikini?

[Hawkman]

Because they don't make them with enough matching tops. Anyway, you have to cut a hole in the bottom for the tail.

Why do they make special road crossings for pelicans?

[Sydneysider]

Because pelicans have no concept of the straight line. Humans do.

Why don't people fish with cattle prods?

[cacian]

because they do not like fish

why is it that TWO is bigger then ONE?

[Sydneysider]

Both two and one have three letters, so there is no difference.

Why do Commonwealth countries drive on the left and non Commonwealth drive on the right?

[togre]

Because here in the states we are always right!

Where do babies come from? Uh, I mean, From whence cometh babies?

[cacian]

good question only they are too babies to tell us why


why is acting so demanding?

[tonywalt]

Because Marlon Brando started method acting which is a real pain.

Why is the stuff written on facebook so dumbed down?-what does that say about world?

[Calidore]

If more litter goes in the trashbin, the rest of the world is that much cleaner.

Why isn't pizza on any diets, despite (ideally) having every food group represented?

[tonywalt]

Because the mafia controlled pizza shops do not want to be involved with the Diet industry which they regard as effete. Once a dietitian advised to eat a moderate amount of pizza and he was beaten with an Italian bread loaf (herinafter "loafing") for an hour on the fleshy part of the thigh. In Southern Italy "Loafing" is a common punishment and comes with shame and dishonour and all that sort of thing.

Why do some people wear track suits?

[Calidore]

For the same reason other people rent exercise videos and sit and watch them while eating snacks: They're hoping for fitness by osmosis.

Why do we have languages anyway?

[tonywalt]

Que?

Where can I find a payphone? -quick

[Buh4Bee]

Think its too late...

Why don't you use a cell phone?

[Hawkman]

Because I'm not in a cell.

How do you know if you're on the right track?

[cacian]

I guess it depens on how it slides


how should one behave in public?

[Varenne Rodin]

Like an actor in a theater show.

Why won't anyone help me?

[tonywalt]

Becuase your'e acting like an actor in a theatre show!

Can I go home now?- I really want to

[free]

Don't really want, just go.

If I give you one book how many apples will I have then?

[tonywalt]

I always give Apple Cider to people who give me books - a little of tradition of mine. Answer: 'bout 20 apples for a bucket of cider.

Where are my good socks?

[free]

On your feet, 'cause what you have on it is always the best.

How does the first laugh?

[tonywalt]

Loudest and then last.

Where is this thing going?

[CaptainHatteras]

Uphill.

Do you enjoy tomatoes other than for consumption?

[tonywalt]

Just Consumption. But a Squash, well that's a bit different.

What time is it?- it's 9:43 am and damn clock is crawling...

[CaptainHatteras]

Time is relative.

Do you eat lemons like they were apples?

[tonywalt]

Yes.

Are you ever going to make that change?

[Shevek]

No. I don't like breaking bills.

Have you ever been solicited by a chill pill dealer? :chillpill:

[Hawkman]

Not a successful one :D

have you ever been propositioned in the underground?

[tonywalt]

No.

What ever happened to the Circus?- i wanna join

[Buh4Bee]

Don't you know you are part of the cast?

What animal would you want to be if you were an animal in the circus?

[CaptainHatteras]

Homo sapiens.

Would you hug a naked cow?

[Buh4Bee]

no, only chocolate.

Why are apples compared to oranges?

[BienvenuJDC]

They are both kinda fruity!

Why do we never hear about the Dog Days of Winter?

[tonywalt]

True enough - and why only Dog Day Afternoon.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

[Calidore]

One word: Braille

Why haven't the Cubs been able to win a championship in over 100 years?

[BienvenuJDC]

They haven't matured to be Bears yet.

Where's Perry?

[Astromaxis]

In the forest of birds.

Where's the kettle?

[cacian]

not ready yet

what did you say?

[Calidore]

I said, "TAKE YOUR HEADPHONES OFF AND LOOK OUT FOR THE EDGE OF--!"

Why is autumn also called "fall", but spring not called "grow"?

[Kant]

Because it is also called bounce.

What is a stupid question?

[aliengirl]

Please find the examples above.

Why do people get aggressive when all they have to do is to look stupid?

[tonywalt]

Falls back on their stupidity.

Why do only fools fall in love?-or so the song goes.

[aliengirl]

'Cause the wise always rise in love.

Why is justice depicted as a blind lady with a balance?

[Hawkman]

The blidfold is there so she can't see how heavily weighted the scales are by chequebooks.

What's the difference between right and wrong?

[cacian]

there isn't one

how do you know when someone is thinking?

[Hawkman]

They stop talking.

At what point does the future become the present?

[Calidore]

Too late; it's already in the past.

Why ask why?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because if you don't, there's a three year old out there who will.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[Astromaxis]

Let the taste buds tell you

Why worry over burnt toast?

[Silas Thorne]

Because it indicates you've flown too close to the sun.

Does the wind stop?

[Hawkman]

Not until it gets where its going.

What's the reciprocal of Pie?

[aliengirl]

7/22.

What does PhD stand for?

[tonywalt]

Tons of school and stuff like that.

How long will it take flying fish to become birds?

[aliengirl]

Until I write my thesis.

Why is it difficult to talk while you're typing?

[tonywalt]

It's easy - look (type type, talkity talk, chat, type, chat:yawnb:)

What is the reason for a monobrow/middle eyebrow?

[cacian]

sorry I don't know what you mean

why is something faster then another?

[tonywalt]

I don't know.

Why do some dolphins go solo?

[cacian]

they like the feeling of it


why does it get windy?

[Hawkman]

Because people eat Brussels spouts

Why do people eat pizzas?

[cacian]

because it's italian

why does one forget things?

[tonywalt]

You have to sometimes.

What the hell are birds singing about?

[prendrelemick]

Boy meets Girl, same as everyone else.


What do midges live on when they're not eating me?

[Hawkman]

Scotsmen and tourists.

What happened to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?

[Buh4Bee]

The leprechaun got to it before you did.

Why does icecream have to be cold?

[BienvenuJDC]

It lacks passion.

Why are headaches such a drag?

[tonywalt]

'Cuz when you get your toncils out you have need something cold and soothing.

Because of the pain

Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?

[cacian]

LOL how did you guess haha


why does a star shoot?

[togre]

Because it's too selfish to pass.


Why is it so very Monday today?

[tonywalt]

To make us appreciates the very Friday days.

Why do you just keep eating peanuts and cannot stop?

[Hawkman]

I don't but those who do will have to when they run out. :D Maybe they were all Bluetits in a different life...

Why do leprechauns have all the gold?

[tonywalt]

Because leprechauns love hedging against the stock market.

Where is that silver lining?

[Calidore]

Too expensive; it's now aluminum.

Why do men prefer flat TVs but round boobs?

[Hawkman]

Because they don't grope TVs

Why do fairys live at the bottoms of gardens?

[tonywalt]

Cuz fairies love bottoms.

Why do falls fall in love?

[Hawkman]

Don't you mean fools? :D

[tonywalt]

I did.

Why do most like thunderstorms, you'd think are instincts would have us scared?

[aliengirl]

They just pretend to like it.

Why do monetary sources get dried up in winter?

[tonywalt]

Deflationary pressures by a sound Central Bank.

Why does facebook get trashed so much?

[aliengirl]

^ is a really very stupid answer. :rofl: You can't help thinking like a banker Tony. You're off by a hundred miles. :)

Anyway, the answer to your question is that the masses are like that. The only way to save your time and maintain serenity is to change settings. :cool:

Are most of the above questions really stupid?

[Hawkman]

Definitely & I like thunderstorms, unless I'm caught outside in one ;)

Why Pizzas?

[Buh4Bee]

Because some people like to cut the cheese.

Why do fish swim in water?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because if it were in the air, it would be called flying.

Why do birds fly south?

[Hawkman]

Because if you start at the North Pole there's no other direction.

Why did we come down from the trees?

[Madhuri]

To climb up again, just like our ancestors....

Why do we have only five fingers?

[togre]

Because we weren't careful with that table saw--before that we had ten.


Why was six afraid of seven?

[tonywalt]

Because 7 ate 9.

Why say "Can I ask you a question"?(sorry, someone just did so they annoyance is fresh)

[Hawkman]

To find out the answer.

Why are you here?

[tonywalt]

I like this place.

Why did "cool" stay in our vocabulary but "groovy" fell by the wayside?

[Hawkman]

Because whilst we still have fridges, hardly anyone still uses vinyl.

Why am I here?

[tonywalt]

To have fun!- it's not as deep as we might think.

You would never give up - would you?

[Hawkman]

I might when I'm dead :D then again, I might become the ghost in the machine - Lol.

What makes you give up?

[lilimarlene]

when my shoes don`t match.

Will I be able to speak English most places I go?

[tonywalt]

Yes, just speak loud if they dont understand.

Why do i always forget those damn "green friendly" bags when i go to the grocery store?

[lilimarlene]

cause it`s all an illusion.

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?