Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[*Classic*Charm*]

I really don't think the cats mind, Pen!


Why do permanent markers smell bad but washable ones don't?

[amalia1985]

[QUOTE=Pendragon;449997]Ever hear of the terms "search engine" or the word "Google"?

Was that for me?

[Shalot]

Do you know which thread you're in? :lol:

If you mated a bulldog and ****su, what would you have?

edit: darn that four letter word filter! It's a type of dog for crying out loud! S H I T S U

[amalia1985]

OH, sorry...It was the only stupid question I could come up with...I don't do it often.;) :lol:

[Pendragon]

For Amelia: Yeah, that was why the answer was so stupid and obvious, I wasn't being mean. That's the way this game is played. Stupid, obvious questions, are given stupid, obivious answers.

For Shalot: BS. Piled Higher and Deeper!

Has anyone ever tried to ride an icecycle?

[Granny5]

That would be a short ride for a hot mama.

Why haven't you guessed the name of the song I posted yet, Pen?

[Pendragon]

Oops, I did it again, didn't I http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Pink_Panther.gif

A Pink Panther?

[RoCKiTcZa]

At least not a pink anther!

What if your name were Ancer...

[Shalot]

If my name were Ancer, everyone would come to me with all their questions

why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

cause it's when everyone wants to rush.

why is star wars sraw rats backwards?

[Shalot]

because of the alternate universe that exists through the looking glass

where's the beef?

[Xcape]

On the cow.

Why is the grass green?

[BulletproofDork]

because orange grass would be very odd, mate.


Why is star wars considered geeky?

[Shalot]

who considers star wars geeky?

why do cats sleep when you're awake and run around and attack your feet when you're asleep?

[Bakiryu]

cats? they don't. Dogs do. Why would anyone in the right mind be awake at 8am. (This is why I don't like dogs)

why do my cat and I share the same eye color?

[packersfan]

because you're actually the sister of the cat
have you ever seen sabrina?
same thing that happened here
except your cat can't talk
that's a disadvantage

why is there holes in swiss cheese?

[Pendragon]

Machine-guns.

Where would mice develop a natural taste for cheese?

[NikolaiI]

I thought we got rid of the mice already.

What is special about the age we live in?

[BibliophileTRJ]

In the caves of Roquefort.


What cataclysmic famine event prompted the first dish of "Rocky Mountain Oysters" to be served?

[Pendragon]

The Donner Party ran out of cannibal victims.

Does anyone else find it at all suspicious that when the body of George Leigh-Mallory, who perished attempting the Everest climb a year before Sir Edmund Hillary's triumph, was found, his camera was the one missing item? I mean that camera would have proved whether or not he fell on the climb up or coming down, you know, and would have been his most carefully guarded piece of equipment...

[Lily Adams]

I don't find it suspicious at all because I know the reason why that happened was because someone stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Why do old dead French guys have to have such long names to torture me whilst I attempt to type them out? (Ex. Armand-Jean du Plessis de Richelieu)

[RoCKiTcZa]

Oh, you don't have to wear yourself typing out those names. They have nicknames too!

Why does the bell always have to ring 5 minutes before class?

[Pendragon]

Your timepiece is slow. The bell is on time.

Why does something seem killingly funny untill you post it?

[ktd222]

because there's nothing funny about death

Why did the road cross the chicken?

[Pendragon]

The Paving Crew was on deadline.

Why do I keep getting the feeling no one cares?

[ktd222]

because caring breeds hate

Why is the sun so hot?

[RoCKiTcZa]

What if it were cold?

Why is laughing so good even though it hurts afterwards?

[Pendragon]

No pain no gain.

BTW what is laughter?

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

the result of a good joke.

where am i?

[motherhubbard]

you're right above me

how thick should oatmeal be?

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

thick as my head.

why am i posting?

[motherhubbard]

Check that dork thread!

What happened to screw up my computer?

[Pendragon]

Ghosts. Old farmhouse. Halloween.

Why do I always get sick off medicine that helps make me better?

[HoOkEdOnReAdInG]

you're addicted to it and took too much of it.

Why did Pendragon change his avatar?

[applepie]

Because this one is really, really cute:D

Why do things that are good for you always taste so awful?

[schadenfreude]

Because they don't like your smell.

Why do socks get lost?

[Granny5]

The don't get lost, washers and drier have built in sock eating devises. It's a plot by the sock makers to make us all have to buy more socks.


Why is it anything that tastes good is bad for us?

[Pendragon]

Marketing...

Ever notice how those people in diet adds usually weren't in that bad a shape to begin with? Like the lady who says she's a size 10 and goes to a size 2? Many women would kill for the size 10! I'd be afraid to hug a size 2. I might break her!

[barbara0207]

Yes, they would have been much sought-after models when Peter Paul Rubens was alive ...

Why is it that models are so incredibly skinny nowadays although a recent poll shows that many men don't want women that are all bones and no flesh?

[Pendragon]

Maybe they didn't ask what women want...

Rubens? More like size 18 women, dearie. The only way to get a Rubens gal into size 10 pants is axel greese and a miracle shoehorn!

Why is everyone so possessed about size? I know I'm overweight, badly, OK? People guess my weight at at least 50 pounds under what I weigh and my blood pressure and colesteral levels are the envey of men half my size. Hey, I'm nearing 50, I ain't a 25 year old any more, and back then I was underweight and sickly. Sheesh! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/TREX.gif

[BulletproofDork]

I know what you mean!!! :mad: My parents are both a little overweight, but I think there's just more of them to love.



Come to think of it, I'm not so skinny myself. :p


To answer your question, because a lot of people have lost sight of what's important anymore. :(


Why does diet soda taste better than non-diet soda? So weird . . . .

[andave_ya]

Not so weird, my dear dork (I'm being patronizing, don't you hate me?) Diet means the good stuff is taken out and replaced with mediocrity.

Why do I have a headache?

[BulletproofDork]

Because you just answered my question. :p






Why is it that I can't think of a stupid question?

[alexsears]

well people drink diet more cuz there fat! but reagular is really much better you are just used to drinking ****.















why when we break things it makes a big noise is flyes everywhere and it is such a big deal all at once!

huh where did the thing about diet and regular go


Maybe they didn't ask what women want...

Rubens? More like size 18 women, dearie. The only way to get a Rubens gal into size 10 pants is axel greese and a miracle shoehorn!

Why is everyone so possessed about size? I know I'm overweight, badly, OK? People guess my weight at at least 50 pounds under what I weigh and my blood pressure and colesteral levels are the envey of men half my size. Hey, I'm nearing 50, I ain't a 25 year old any more, and back then I was underweight and sickly. Sheesh! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/TREX.gifreally im just starting ae 10 and ill enjoy it :brow::thumbs_up

[Pendragon]

You snooze, you loose, even if you have a symbiotic other

How many versions of Venom and Carnage can Marvel make before they realize this whole symbiot thing has got out of control?

[andave_ya]

I wouldn't be knowing:crash:

Why does Paris Hilton still get on my nerves?

[Pendragon]

The bulding shouldn't get on your nerves. The whiny snot, forget about it!

Why do whiny snots have all the money?

[scarlet pain]

cause she is supposed to isn't she?:eek:

[RoCKiTcZa]

How do you expect me to answer this?

Would that serve as a question?

[Pendragon]

Certainly. Answered.

Don't you hate going into a place where everyone knows you by first name, buying something, writing a check (cheque) and being told "I need to see two pieces of ID, one has to have your picture."?

[zanna]

I would probably dislike it quite a bit if it had ever happenend to me . . .

Why is it so dang important to learn how to drive?

[AdoreroDio]

because otherwise car salesmen would have no job and we wouldn't want that now would we?

Why is it that it is sooooo weird not to have ever dated or be dating at age 17?

[Pendragon]

Saving yourself for your true love isn't so weird...

Why do people who say "not to be rude" turn out to be very?

[Remarkable]

"Do as I say and don't do as I do"...But in fact,they are probably just trying to sound intersting...

Why is it prejudiced if one plays with dolls at a certain age (let's say...from 30 to 50,because then one has grandchildren)?

[RobinHood3000]

Because a 50-year-old man hitting on Barbie is just creepy. She's old enough to be his grandmother!!


Why are bows so curvy?

[Pendragon]

Are you aware that the term "bow" means "to curve"? Do you not have to "bend" a bow to shoot an arrow? Que pasa?

Is it possible to shoot one's self while cleaning one's bow? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Doc.gif

[zanna]

Well, I wouldn't know about archery bows, but as for instrument bows, it is very possible to spear yourself on accident, while cleaning that kind of bow. (Or rosining it, or playing . . .)

Kannst du das verstanden? :D

[ktd222]

Translation: Kannst du das verstanden? :D

What is the fastest way from point A to B in a straight line?

[Pendragon]

A shortcut.

Why do people caught in a lie tell another immediately?

[ktd222]

Because two negatives make a positive.

Why is apple spelled backwards fruit?

[Pendragon]

Hick pronunciation

Why do all my friends seem imaginary?

[Laindessiel]

Because YOU are an imaginary creature yourself, Uncle Pen. Hihi.

Why does the word "tissue" have two very different meanings?

[Lady Glynde]

What happens if you get scared half to death twice??

[Lady Glynde]

cause they're both wet and slimy at some point in their lives.

[PoeticPassions]

you get scared half to life once.

Why do donuts and bagels have holes in them?

[ahsiam]

because food with holes are very tasty.....:p


why do you cry when you are angry?!

[cranberry]

because you feel mad or nuts !



why do we laugh at some one who trips over???

[Pendragon]

It's going to happen to us sooner or latter so we are laughing at ourselves...

Why is slapstick humor so dang funny? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Stooges.gif

PS: Hi, Lain, my Flower! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Soccar.gif

[cranberry]

some of us know and some of us dont - you can get crazier than that!

LoOoL

question: why do some people laugh when they see some one angry????

[V.Jayalakshmi]

Why do smiles to the world brings back smiles back?

Be cause smiles are always backed with more smiles,like smiles square and smiles cube.

Why can't I catch a rye?

[Pendragon]

Too slow, Grasshopper http://smilies.vidahost.com/ups/ionsane/Karate.gif


Grasshopper?

[RoCKiTcZa]

I don't get it.

Why can't I?

[zanna]

It's one of those things that refuses to be 'got.'

Who likes Pink Martini? (I suppose this isn't a very stupid question, but roll with it, ok? ;))

[Pendragon]

Shaken, not stirred.

Do youse capisce? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DaGodfeather.jpg

[zanna]

Um, no?

What does it mean, Pendragon?

[Amundsen]

He said it zanna because digger!!!

Why people drink beer?

[Pendragon]

It has a nice hoppy flavor...

Why do people equate large boobs with beauty, intelligence, personality , etc?

[Taliesin]

Because they are gay.

Why am I mostly hanging around in the General Chat section in litnet?

[Chava]

Because the mental effort is so much less

Why don't I have wings...?

[Pensive]

Because everybody can't be Pensy.

Why do I think?

[Tournesol]

Because people with wings have a lot of thinking to do!


Why don't I wash my car more often?

[Pensive]

Because people with wings have a lot of thinking to do!

That isn't a stupid answer. :)

[mmaria]

Why don't I wash my car more often?


Because your car washer has moved to another city.


Where is my husband?

[NikolaiI]

Stuck in a revolving door?

Are stupid questions only in the eye of the beholder?

[Joreads]

No but the beauty of them is.

Why does the rain fall down and not up

[RobinHood3000]

Because if it fell up, all those poor girls in skirts would get their unmentionables wet.

What is the measure of a good hat?

[PoeticPassions]

the same as the measure of good underpants

why do mammals breastfeed?

[LostPrincess13]

because they don't want to be covered!:lol:

why do people ask stupid questions?

[Hotaru]

Cuz' they're stupid.
Why do we constantly jump to conclusions?

[PoeticPassions]

cause we jump too far and jump over reasoning , right to conclusions...

why do we have five fingers and five toes?

[dodong]

becuase we dont have six...

oh, why am i laughing alone?

[mmaria]

Because loneliness is funny.


Why do people laugh when they hear a joke?

[mmaria]

Because jokes are funny.

Am I going to play this game alone?

[Remarkable]

No because you've got multiple personalities:p...

Where is my dream date?

[Thespian1975]

At the narcolepsy clinic. (SP)

Why is fire hot?

[mmaria]

In the Stone Age when fire was discovered, people gethered to decide what would they use the new discovery for. It was winter, the snow was all over the place, and one of them said: «Let this new discovery be used to warm us.» The others agreed, and that was why the fire became hot.

How can a stupid question become intelligent?

[sprinks]

When someone misunderstands it and turns it into another question :p


Why does bottled water have an expiration date?

[Pendragon]

The bottle won't last forever you know...

Why give a condemned man a last meal, death being what it is?

[Sapphire]

Because he is not dead yet, and life is what it is.

Why does rain fall from the sky, but clouds don't?

[sprinks]

because the clouds are hanging from strings in the sky :p


Why do people yawn?

[Sapphire]

Because the little gnome that house in your teeth need the time to get out and explore the world (without getting crushed between your lips), or get back in :p

Why is grass green?

[sprinks]

because someone went out and spilt a bottle of green dye :p


Why is the sky blue?

[Sapphire]

Because all the strings that hold up the clouds are red.

Why can't we look directly into the sun(light)?

[Mathor]

it's not, it's orange.

why is the sky orange?

[mmaria]

Because of your orange sunglasses.


Do I like this game?

[mmaria]

Why can't we look directly into the sun(light)?



Because we are too shy.

[Haven]

What is 'shy' ?

[The Comedian]

A fancy, erudite word for chicken ****?

Why do I always get thirsty after eating Great Value macaroni and cheese?

[mmaria]

Because you like to swim from inside.

How do we know that fish are voiceless?

[PoeticPassions]

because they never scream back when we yell at them.

why do we write on paper?

[The Comedian]

because we get in trouble for writing on the walls

Why do we put off necessity for frivolity?

[Sapphire]

Because if we would turn those priorities around, we would never get to the frivolity.

What makes a song more hummy?

[The Comedian]

Hummmmmm. . . . .when you can't understand the lyrics.

Is "posting on litnet" a good answer to the question, "why have you still not changed the baby's diaper like you said you would 10 minutes ago?"?

[Sk8ynat]

absolutely

Why is "I" the most commonly spoken word in the English language?

[PoeticPassions]

because "stupid" was already taken.

How come shoes always come in pairs?

[kilted exile]

they get lonely

what the hell is the chicken doing near the road in the first place?

[prendrelemick]

looking for eggcitement.

what does history teach us?

[Silas Thorne]

Things we never learn.


Is it possible to slingshot around the sun and travel through time? I saw it on Star Trek, it must be true.

[an7hrax]

star trek never lies NEVER - INVERT THE POLARITY OF THE SHIELDS


what's the difference between magenta and pink?

[Delta40]

Magenta has an elitist ancestry while pink originated in the face of the working classes.

Do animals across cultures make the same animal sounds?

[an7hrax]

no animals are more civilized then humans they have a one language for their use and no need to segregate themselves into different types of beings because of geographical differences.

why has there been no progress into space since man landed on the moon other then the space station which isn't complete and already has problems?

[Thespian1975]

When they got to the Moon it was SOOO BOOORING so they gave up and invented playstation instead.


Why do socks disappear in the wash?

[Delta40]

Because underpants give washing machines indigestion

does alcohol make people seem more attractive?

[mmaria]

Yes, if you drank alcohol which is in eau de cologne.


If you were an extraterrestrial coming to Earth, where would you go first?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Home.

Who decided that bright blue is an acceptable colour for standard pen ink?

[Delta40]

the Association of Depressed Whigs

Can burping lead terminal illness?

[Bookthief]

I hope not b/c I burp CONSTANTLY--it's not even funny.


How does cellulite form?

[Sk8ynat]

It forms when you say "I don't believe in fairies"

Where does they word 'Shampoo' come from?

[mmaria]

From extraterrestrials.

Where is extraterrestrials' home?

[prendrelemick]

somewhere unearthly


when will time stop

[Sk8ynat]

When the batteries run out.

Why are oranges called "oranges" but lemons aren't "yellows" and limes aren't "greens"

[*Classic*Charm*]

because the name "carrots" was taken.

why does my brown wall look purple?

[Sk8ynat]

Because you're slowly going colour-blind, sorry.

Why do we sneeze?

[jhonerliz]

because we have nose.

why tears fall down on our cheeks when we are happy and sad?

[sprinks]

because there are little elves living in us that can't see any difference between happy and sad, and they're in charge of pumping out the tears!



Why do people have different hair colours?

[mmaria]

When you write a story it is the only way you can make the difference between the story characters. In this way you write - the black haired guy smacked the blond haired one, and so on and so forth. If they were all with the same hair colour there would be no literature.


Why do people hang pictures on their walls?

[browneyedbailey]

To be displayed and to remind them of their memories.

Why do we feel physical pain?

[Sk8ynat]

Cos it's fun to watch other people get hurt.

Why won't my camera work?

[Tournesol]

Your camera's not feeling well.

Why do people relish eating raw fish in sushi?!

[prendrelemick]

So they can attract penguins with their breath.

do colours exist in the dark ?

[Sk8ynat]

no, no they don't.

what is a balloon?

[prendrelemick]

A noollab in reverse.

are we nearly there yet?

[Scheherazade]

Not nearly.

How do you ask a stupid question?

[Tournesol]

check the book 'How To Ask a Stupid Question For Dummies'


do ignorant people know they're ignorant?

[jhonerliz]

no, because they are ignorant.

What is the taste of the sweet candy?

[mmaria]

I don't know, I am on a diet.

Why this world likes slim and not plump people?

[Scheherazade]

Because the slim people are jealous of plump people!

Why are there only 24 hours in a day?

[K.M Roberston]

cause back then they could only count to 24

way is there air.?

[mmaria]

For airing.

Which number is the Number One number?

[Reccura]

The Number 3, because one has three letters.

Why do we eat?

[a_little_wisp]

So we can learn to get up, Master Wayne.

Why am I still awake?

[Reccura]

Because your eyes wants to keep blinking.

Why do we want to keep learning?

[Scheherazade]

Because we never learn.

Where does the time go?

[Sk8ynat]

It gets sucked up when we use vacuum cleaners.

Why can't we divide by zero?

[theoryofsilence]

well you can ze-ro.. see?

do you liek asking stupid questions an gettign stupid answers?

[mmaria]

Yes, because it costs nothing and makes me laugh loudly.


Do you think that smell of a book has any influence upon its reader?

[prendrelemick]

Who nose!

what is your favourite organ?

[NikolaiI]

The heart?

Are you an organ doner?

[Sk8ynat]

Do you think that smell of a book has any influence upon its reader?

Yes!!! I love the smell of new books! (Sorry just had to put that in there!)

And yes I am an organ donor, well according to my drivers licence anyway.

What makes things slippery?

[K.M Roberston]

The slipperyness of them

how do you know the time??

[theoryofsilence]

i looked at the clock!


what time is it?

[skib]

Time to stop worrying about the time.

What is the meaning of pi?

[theoryofsilence]

to eat it.


whats the most stupidest question you have been ever asked an never gave an answer to because you couldnt find one?

[prendrelemick]

That one


How does your garden grow?

[Scheherazade]

Very slowly.

Where does the sun sleep at night?

[mmaria]

Does sleeps not, it does all the time.


Who is your stupid questions adviser?

[Scheherazade]

Position is still open.

Are you interested?

;)

[Amundsen]

No!!! Pepsi Cola is better than Coca - Cola

Why is this your day?

[Scheherazade]

Because everyday is my day.

Why do we have tea?

[Silas Thorne]

to make our salads taste better

how long can you make lunch last?

[Scheherazade]

How many posts do I have to read/reply?

Why does the kettle whistle?

[Silas Thorne]

to get the attention of an attractive cup.

Can you handle the truth?

[Scheherazade]

As long as the truth can handle me.

Are we there yet?

[prendrelemick]

Keep quiet in the back, will ya.

Why is it bad for you if its tasty

[Scheherazade]

Because it is tasty for you if it is bad.

Can you read this?

[mmaria]

Yes, I can read this and I can write this.


Why do you do this?

[PoeticPassions]

Because no one else will.

Why do chickens have feathers?

[The Comedian]

to keep the dust off their skin

Why do people have a tailbone?

[Silas Thorne]

so their head doesn't bounce off their knees when they walk.

Why do we eat food?

[skib]

So food doesn't eat us.

Why bother asking a stupid question?

[Scheherazade]

Hey, speak fer yerself!

Who is asking a stupid question?

[intoxicatedsoul]

them!
do i really have to answer?

[Sk8ynat]

You kinda just did.

why do people wrap presents?

[Scheherazade]

Because they cannot present the wraps.

Where do all the lonely people come from?

[Sk8ynat]

They all come from different places, (which leads to my question...)

if all the lonely people came from the same place they wouldn't be lonely, would they?

[krymsonkyng]

They'd still be lonely, but they'd form a "lonely hearts club" and advertise.

What am I thinking posting on here?

[Scheherazade]

That's what we are wondering too. ;)

Who is da man?

[skib]

You da man!

Who is da bomb?

[PoeticPassions]

Highly Enriched Uranium Man!

where do babies come from?

[The Comedian]

Magic

What's the rabbit doing in the hat?

[PoeticPassions]

he didn't like being in a sock.

Why does gold have value?

(btw, do you, Comedian, and Nikolai have the same avatar??? I am really confused right now)

[The Comedian]

(Yep, we have the same avatar, but he's the thief; I'm the just the joker). ;)

To your question: Why does gold have value?

Because yellow is prettier than brown.

Red licorice is not licorice so why do we call it licorice?

[BienvenuJDC]

If it looks like licorice...and feels like licorice...then they assume that it must need to be called licorice...

Why does a 3 y/o old ask why TO EVERYTHING?

[skib]

Because asking why not makes no sense.

Why is oil slippery?

[mmaria]

To go around without obstacles.

Who is the most beautiful girl/boy on the litnet?

[a_little_wisp]

There can be only One.

But wait, this isn't Highlander. There are too many beautiful people on litnet, each beautiful in their own unique way, to possibly choose.

Why are magic eight balls so very wise?

[motherhubbard]

The answer is uncertain, ask again later.

Why can’t I just wear my old comfortable shoes for the rest of my life?

[a_little_wisp]

(lol!)

*Shakes magic eight ball*

It tells me to tell you, "Don't think so"

Why am I still in college when I hate it?

[motherhubbard]

So that you will be competitive in the global market

Why do I hate college so much sometimes?

[a_little_wisp]

Because you feel like everything is just being shoved down your throat and in the end, you won't remember a thing, and it will have gotten you nowhere, and the last four years of life will have been wasted and useless.

.......Dang, that was more bitter than stupid. :/

Why do I always lose my keys?

[motherhubbard]

ecause you don't hide them in your bra like you know you should

why did I answer the phone?

[a_little_wisp]

.... But I have a LOT of keys. o_O

You answered the phone because you love your mother, even though she'll talk your off ear off.

Why am I skipping class today?

[motherhubbard]

(how did you know?)

because the instructor just goes on and on about nothing!

Would I look good in a cape?

[a_little_wisp]

(o__o Because Luke, I *am* your mother -

LOL, I don't know, it was just a guess.)


Depends on the color and shape of the cape, Mother. But there is a cape for everyone.

Should I buy those pink pumps that I may never wear?

[motherhubbard]

Yes and a dress to match.

Should I drop 30 bucks on those jeans just because the size is small and they fit so well even though they are probably just cut big so the size is just a lie

[skib]

Thirty? yes. not bad. My sister spends upwards of 80 bucks on jeans.

Why am I sitting here on Litnet with a shotgun in my lap?

[a_little_wisp]

Because you're going to shoot a squirrel soon.


Should I maybe get a coffee or an icecream cone before work?

[motherhubbard]

Coffee and Ice cream go well together.

Should I invent a time portal?

[skib]

Absolutely! Make it a double shot mocha something . . . or just black works too. With a nice vanilla topped with sprinkles to go with it.

Should I take a nap like I originally planned, or give stupid answers to halfway legit questions?

Late: yes. Let me know when its done, because I want to use it.

[a_little_wisp]

Mmmm, you two are exactly right.

You should do what your heart tells you, skib. This is a life or death matter.

Should I stop collecting comic books?

[motherhubbard]

Ithink you should go with stupid answers?

Should I dress up tonight for no reason at all?

[motherhubbard]

late!

No keep the comics you can always use them for wall paper someday

[a_little_wisp]

O____O

Yes, you should dress up tonight.


Should I quit my job? o___o

[skib]

Not unless the restaraunt burns down. (or you have something else lined up!)

Why am I listening to a sad song when I'm already sad?

[motherhubbard]

no, not until you have another

should I leave early to get the kids?

[a_little_wisp]

skib: because you need to evaluate your sadness. :/
Mother: Not unless you're stopping by starbucks first and bringing home some to me.

If I actually loved you, should I count the ways?

[skib]

Depends on how long you'll be at it.

Why do clouds block the sun?

[a_little_wisp]

LOL.

Because the clouds need to get by. They have places to go.


If counting the ways I loved you took a year, would you want me to count them?

[skib]

Only if you wanted to!

If it took a year to figure out why you love someone, do you still love them?

[a_little_wisp]

Sometimes it takes longer, so yes.

Do you need to have a reason to be in love?

[skib]

Nope.

Why does love never seem to die, even if it has nothing to thrive on?

[a_little_wisp]

Because we don't have the choice to erase our memories.

Why are we talking dramatically about love? o_o

[skib]

Because hate isn't worth talking about.

Why do wheels roll?

[a_little_wisp]

They're paid to.

Why am I scared of everything? :/

[skib]

Because the world is a scary place!

Where do ideas come from?

[a_little_wisp]

Their mothers, with a little help from their fathers. skib, I think you should ask your parents about that.

Why do some bees wear jackets?

[skib]

They get cold easily.

Why are yellowjackets yellow?

[a_little_wisp]

They think blue is out of season.

Why do I love salads so much?

[skib]

Because salads love you back.

Why do salads go well with ranch?

[a_little_wisp]

That would actually depend on the type of ranch.

Should we love someone just because they love us?

[skib]

Its a good reason, but not a good only reason.
That wasn't a very good stupid answer.

What qualifies as a stupid question?

[a_little_wisp]

... Are there stupid questions?

[Silas Thorne]

Aren't stupid questions the ones you ask that you've already answered by asking?

[mmaria]

I don't think that stupid questions are really stupid, they just pretend to be stupid.


Why do you ask stupid questions?

[skib]

Someone has to ask them.

Why answer stupid questions?

[Tournesol]

Aren't stupid questions the ones you ask that you've already answered by asking?

No, that would be a rhetorical question.

There are no stupid questions. It's all relative.

What one person may genuinely be ignorant of, may be common knowledge to you, and as such would appear to be a stupid question.

[Scheherazade]

Someone has to ask them.

Why answer stupid questions?Someone has to answer them! ;)

Why are some questions stupid?

[skib]

Uuuh . . . having a hard time finding a stupid answer . . .

Because they've been answered 32 times in a row!

Why is rain wet?

[a_little_wisp]

Because it just showered.

Why can't they make strawberry or vanilla bunnies? Why do all easter bunnies have to be chocolate? Couldn't they make a Neapolitan flavored one?

[skib]

Bunnies eat strawberries and drink vanilla milkshakes . . . somethings wrong with the chemistry, I'm sure. (that totally did not make any sense at all!)

What flavor is Neapolitan?

[Sk8ynat]

The flavour of the people who live in city of Naples, Italy and sometimes its wider Duchy or Province of Naples. (Thank you Wiki)

Why do we have different accents?

[Pendragon]

Yew mean we do?

If writing on bathroom walls is 1. Illegal and 2. Usually vulgar, why do we read it anyways?

[motherhubbard]

To catch up on what's going on in local news.

Why do I wish for the cold all summer and the warm all winter?

[BienvenuJDC]

Because you (we) are never satisfied...

Why do I stop in here at LitNet...even though I have work to do?

[Sk8ynat]

So you can be amused and entertained by our incredible wit.

What makes things funny?

[BienvenuJDC]

Incredible wit...

If something is INcorrect...and that means that it is NOT correct, then if something is INcredible...does that mean that it is NOT credible?

[qimissung]

Incredible wit...

If something is INcorrect...and that means that it is NOT correct, then if something is INcredible...does that mean that it is NOT credible?

:lol: possibly.

Why is are water and the sky all blue? How is that possible? Is it for the same reason?

[BienvenuJDC]

The sky is blue because the atmosphere happens to refract blue from us to see...unless it is coming at us from a greater angle (morn...eve)...the water is a reflection of the sky...

Where is the end of the rainbow?

[Amundsen]

End of a rainbow is where, where is a treasure at the end of the rainbow

Why is Black colour black???

[BienvenuJDC]

Black is not color...but the absence of color...it is the absence of light...which is the spectrum of all colors

Why do I get encyclopedic about these things?