Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[AimusSage]

The Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC!

What is second best?

[ktd222]

A vote that affirms the first place.


Why is this smilie winking at me?

[The Bookinator]

because it sees some of lunch still in between your teeth.

why does snow have to be cold? why can't it be cozy...

[andave_ya]

because cozy is only in magazines.

How come nobody I know personally likes to read as much as I do?

[kathycf]

To get you to join up at LitNet.

Do people's legs get tired when they run for office?

[zanna]

yes, that's why they start slinging mud, to bring the other canidates to their knees.

Why are ladders so scary?

[THX-1138]

because the black cat walked under it on friday the 13th

why there is no i in team but there is in pie?

[Madhuri]

Because if you interchange 'e' of team with 'i' in 'pie,' it may not have any impact on the 'team' but the meaning of 'pie' will change completely. :p :p :D

Why do we have only ten fingers and two hands?

[Pendragon]

What youse what youse should have ten hands an' only two fingers? :cool:

Why do I talk like dis?

[the Last 13]

because you prefer not to talk like dat.....

why do people count sheep when they need to sleep? (and if you dont, then where did the expression come from?)

[ktd222]

Because the thoughts of bison leaping over your head would give you 'suffocating' nightmares.

Is the Red Sea red?

[ennison]

Are you an Egyptian child? Daddy, daddy why is the skye blue...Why is water wet? Why is the Red sea not the Reed Sea?
Egyptian dad: Be quiet and eat your dates!

But why IS water wet?

[The Bookinator]

so that its much easier to pie. er... whatever the most wise Madhuri said.... :p

why is chocolate so perfect?


(thats like asking what is the meaning of life? Answer: chocolate!)

[ktd222]

Perfect is in the eye of the chocolatier.

Why do some people say blower when they mean flower?

[Pendragon]

Blecause they blisp, blOK?

Why do warning lables come on things that people who are vision-impaired are supposed to use, and not written in Braille, either?

[ennison]

How visually-impaired does one have to be before one needs a dentist? Where's my specs? I'm shoor i HD thm jst a min ago?/

[zanna]

How do you follow that? :lol:

[Pendragon]

Can you transform yourself into html code? :rolleyes:

?sdrawkcab yleritne nettirw s'ti gniredisnoc,siht llits uoy naC :lol:

[The Bookinator]

.ebyaM !neP ,looc yllaer s'tahT .epyt ot drah sti tuB

...Ooo, this is addicting!
^_^

So... how 'bout them Chudley Canons?

[zanna]

How about them? HOW ABOUT THEM?!? . . . who are they again? :)

[the Last 13]

they are a quidditch team in harry potter but the stupid part is its also a fan club that somehow follows the sport...............

can someone tell me how an answer on this thread could come to be more sad than stupid?

[ktd222]

When you get sentimental about stupid stuff.


How come one leg is slightly longer than the other leg?

[Pendragon]

In my case, it was surgury during my teenage years, dunno about others! :lol:

Why is The 13th sad? :(

[The Bookinator]

Because 7 ate 9 and nine was the 13th's friend. *ducks from readers response to illegal pun maiming*

Why do cars have 4 wheels and not 3?

[Alexei]

Because if they have only free they will be made of Coca Cola!

Why milk is white?

[zanna]

Because nobody liked it when it was blue!!

Why do strawberrys have seeds on the outside?

[Alexei]

Because they want to be like apples.

[ennison]

Why was it an apple that fell on Newton's head? Imagine if it had been the whole tree! Or a chimney pot? Now that would not have been so serendipitous.

Why do we say a man who has been knocked down by a car and had his arm broken was 'lucky'? !!!!!

[andave_ya]

because he could have snapped his spinal cord instead :sick:

Why am I so crazy about books?

[kathycf]

To safeguard you from being crazy about dirty Kleenex. Books are much more sanitary.

Why do crickets chirp?

[zanna]

So you can tell what temperature it is outside!

Why do zuccini grow so big, and taste so bad when they're that huge? :sick:

[Captain Pike]

Because our skin thought our bodies were going to be bigger.

How come we love lobsters, but no one eats spiders?

[~uccello~]

Birds eat spiders and we eat birds, but lobsters are loved so nobody dares to eat them!

[seasong]

Spiders are smaller and not worth the effort to chew.

Why do people like broccoli?

[AimusSage]

They don't, it's all pretense.

Why does brocolli excist?

[ennison]

To give dieticians something to praise.

I still don't see how getting one's arm broken is 'lucky'

Why do bees hum?

[kathycf]

They don't know the words.

If an orange tastes sweet, what does a blue taste like?

(BTW, Aimus...broccoli is almost as nice as turnips. :D )

[~uccello~]

Sad. or like green without the yellow.

Why do some pens have click-buttons at the top, while others do not?

[AutumnGal]

It's all a marketing ploy.

Why is the majority of womens pajamas PINK???

[The Bookinator]

Because it's all a marketing stereotype. (Girls wear pink and purple, guys red and blue. Manly colors. O_o) I hate pink...


Why are Calvin and Hobbes so cool?

[AutumnGal]

Oh, for far too many reasons to list!

Why is it called "blinking" when both eyes close and "winking" when only one eye closes?

[ktd222]

I don't know. That question actually makes sense. Why is that so? I'll pass it on to the next person.

[ktd222]

I've actually decided to answer this question. Because the word blinking consist of one more letter than winking.

Do you see me?

[toni]

Uh, no. :)

Who let the dogs out?

[Madhuri]

The other dogs probably...

What is 2+2?

[AimusSage]

5, any fool knows that!, '2+2=5' See, five characters.

What is it with pseudo silk?

[kathycf]

Silkworms formed a labor union.

What is it with faux leather, ie pleather? ;)

[Pendragon]

Faux cows. http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/sleepy/cowsleep.gif


What's a faux pas? :(

[ennison]

faux pas? That's a step in the fox trot.

Why do bees hum?

kathycf: They don't know the words.

Why are the old ones always the best?

[Misscaroline]

Because they've got more moss on them... (A rolling stone...)

Why do people carry onions? :genuinely curious:

[The Bookinator]

To ward off less favorable company that persists to be in your presense. Just Bite, chew, and exhale deeply. It'll be so bad, you'll be crying too. XD

What is you're definition of a fool?

[Misscaroline]

Spelling the possessive your as you're...:p (<3 Bookinator)

Why do people insist on talking loudly on cell phones about very uncomfortable topics? In public places?

[The Bookinator]

Because they're jealous of Book's spelling talents. :P

Why can't I spell? >.<

[Misscaroline]

Because you never studied the MacMillan's Children Dictionary...like me...:wince:

Why can people not imagine a color outside of the seven in the spectrum?

[ktd222]

Because we live in the matrix. Duh!

Boo!!! Were you scared?

[AutumnGal]

Why, yes. Nearly as scared as I was upon seeing my electric bill last month! Yikes!

Why does my husband insist on turning up the heat when it costs so much?

[Adelheid]

Because he's already shivering from the thought of those bills!

Why do you come to the Literature Network Forums?

[Reccura]

Is that a stupid question? Very well, because Toni forced moi to join, or else she wouldn't make me my favorite Coffee Latte! Darn...

Why is it that the red sea is not red?

[Pendragon]

Moses turned the Nile River to blood, not the Red Sea, he simply parted it. :angel:

Why is the Black Sea not black?

[Misscaroline]

Because, secretly, :shhhh: whatever deity you believe in....:whisper: is color-blind.

Why is it impossible to lick your elbow?

[Redzeppelin]

Design problem.

Why can I lick mine?

[Misscaroline]

You aren't human. You're an anteater. Stop cheating...

Why is in in and out is out?

[Rosethorn]

Because if out was in, no one would go home.

Why does my Gameboy keep turning off?

[Misscaroline]

Because your batteries ran away with the cantaloupe.

Why do people insist that blondes are stupid and still have more fun?

[Rosethorn]

Because stupidity is fun.

Why am I always Photoshopped out of pictures?

[ktd222]

Because you attained the power of transposing yourself into 3-D.

If you were a cookie, what kind of cookie would you be?

[The Bookinator]

A an old, stale raisen oatmeal cookie. With lots of weird nuts. Nobody will eat me! *victorious* I shall be... the longest living cookie ever and will be put on in the world records for my defiance to hungry sweet tooths.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Step forward all ye sinners.

[Rosethorn]

*coughs* I have NO idea who stole the cookies. It DEFINATELY wasn't me. *coughs again* Darn this guilty cough!

What is the meaning of school?

[toni]

Is that a stupid question? Very well, because Toni forced moi to join, or else she wouldn't make me my favorite Coffee Latte! Darn...

:lol: :lol: lol Got ya! Ya like it here anyway!



*coughs* I have NO idea who stole the cookies. It DEFINATELY wasn't me. *coughs again* Darn this guilty cough!

What is the meaning of school?



Sneezing Chocoltes Holding Orangutas, Oranges Lightly:lol:


Do you think he is cute? Because I do!:blush:

http://www.poudlard.org/galeries/albums/userpics/10003/normal_cedricmed.jpg

[Madhuri]

He is cute but he needs to dress up like a girl :p then he'll be cuter. :D

Whats cute?

[Misscaroline]

An arbitrary word that we've twisted out of it's meaning. It was originally defined as "the cousin of the salamander". Go figure.

Why do people insist on being reckless for no reason?

[AimusSage]

Because it is fun :)

What is it with wine and alcohol?

[Misscaroline]

Inebr*hic*...wha were we talking about again?

On that note, what's with nicotine?

[AimusSage]

It's bad!!!!!!!!

Where's sally, you know, sally the fish?

[andave_ya]

In the sea.

What's today?

[zanna]

here, it's Thursday, and that means Opening Night! Woo, Prog Princess cast!

Why are demolition derbies such crowd-pleasers?

[ktd222]

Because it keeps the chaos - in us.



Do you believe in magic?

[Reccura]

*with a flat voice* No.

*With a stupid voice* Why do you have to eat?

[Pendragon]

*cold voice* You don't. I on the other hand... :lol:

Why do they call them "French" fries? :p

[Shadowsarin]

Because Freedom Fries are even more stupid.

Why is playing with fire a bad thing?

[The Bookinator]

I dunno, why don't you try and find out? :lol:

Why do teachers insist on having huge projects worth half of your grade at the same time? Especialy when you have this tempting, rather alluring fun place called LitNet to go to.....:flare:
Blargh...

[Misscaroline]

Because the profession Teacher is really an acronym for the cult followers Torture Each Annoying Child --Hell Everywhere Reigns.

Why must some people insist on being pricks?

[Shadowsarin]

Because without a few pricks humanity would die out in a single generation?

If going to sleep is so great, how come it always takes me ages to be bothered?

[ktd222]

Because your a sleepy head?

Lend me $100 dollars?

[kathycf]

Sure, in Monopoly money. Do you want tens and twenties?

Why do we have toes?

[ktd222]

Sure, in Monopoly money. Do you want tens and twenties?

Why do we have toes?

:lol:

So when we do toe excercises people won't think we're crazy.

How am I feeling today?

[The Bookinator]

Depends. Does that mean I as in ktd or in I as in referring to myself in 3rd person?

Why I am I making little to no sense today? Was it the total 4 hours sleep or the lack of amusing books to read?

*sniff* All of my books are still packed up!! T_T I hafta go to the library and return my stuff, I need something to read...

[ktd222]

Depends. Does that mean I as in ktd or in I as in referring to myself in 3rd person?

Why I am I making little to no sense today? Was it the total 4 hours sleep or the lack of amusing books to read?

*sniff* All of my books are still packed up!! T_T I hafta go to the library and return my stuff, I need something to read...

From the thread title I assumed the "I' is me. How could you possibly know how I feel?

[The Bookinator]

I don't know, let me consult my Magical Book of Confuddlement... *consults*
...
Ah, yes, it says right here (on page 852) that I am all-knowing (I only have to go to school because I may have forgotten a few things...), so I think you are *puts hand to head in a mysterious way* ....rather amused/weirded out by my latest installment. Hmm? Hmm? Did I get it right?

Well, did I? Hmm? ^_^

[Laindessiel]

So where is the stupid question, Bookie? ;)

Why can we access the Internet?

[Pendragon]

Telepathy still has a few bugs in it. http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/verschiedene/c110.gif


Why is reality so real?

[The Bookinator]

I think that goes along the lines of why is sand so sandy? Or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Why doeth the word lithp have an "th" in it if you can't even thay it right?

(Translation: Why does the word lisp have an "s" in it if you can't even say it right?)

[ennison]

Well it thounds ok to me. How thould it thound?

[Pendragon]

Sufferin' succotash Son, how would I know? You're despicable! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/werewolf.png

Why are the old cartoon still so funny?

[ennison]

Despicable? Moi? Why that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me in a week?

They are still funny because you know what's coming and the laughter is just waiting to let rip.

Why was ten afraid of seven?

[sam96]

because 6 - 3 equals 3.

Where is poetess?

[ennison]

Lining in sin with po - teen.

NO BUT BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE.....
Why cant a leopard change his spots?

[sam96]

so he wouldn't b mistaken for a zebra !!!


Y do i have a headache :p

[Laindessiel]

Your posts are amways so funny Uncle Pen! I love them!!!

Why does Sam have a headache? Oh poor Sammy, Toni must've transferred mine to you! Geez... *whispers* I tell you, she has powers unknown...

Why do contravidas in movies wear thick, black leather jackets??? And why can they always dodge the bullets targeted at them? Are they THAT lucky???

*obvious I just watched Transporter on HBO. Jason Statham is unbelievable hunk-ish on that one. Beeetter than in Cellular.*

[The Bookinator]

Because we wouldn't want them to lose their hunk-ishness on a bullet! O.O I personally, like Legolas in Lord of The Rings... Some guys can just wear tights and blonde wigs! ^_^

Things are supposed to be thawing out right about now, but why is it so flippin' cold here? And its all sunny out there too.... *daydreams in sunshine*

[Pendragon]

At the back of The North Wind...

Do you know there is a town in Arkansas called Flippin? :lol:

[The Bookinator]

Really?

Did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?

[sam96]

It's in my dictionary!!
And Lainy if it means that i got my headache so u would lose urs.then i love mine.I'll make it my new bestfriend ;).

How does a fish drink?

[AimusSage]

With it's mouth

Na oni ta riki vana misko?

[ennison]

s urrain sinn uile rud mar siud a deanamh ..... tha mi n dochas.


What would a fish drink if it was gill able?

[ktd222]

Aren't gills just for filtering? I would definitely fish would drink human blood if it were able to.


Did you just see me smile?

[Reccura]

Yep! You're smiling! We should always be happy!!!! putasockinit, Reccura...

Why don't we use real mouse for our computers?

[ktd222]

Why don't we use real mouse for our computers?

:lol: That is hilarious Reccura.

[Reccura]

Thank you, ktd222! i just thought about it anyway.... :p

so, why don't we use a real mouse for our computers? Well?

[Madhuri]

The real ones might start playing cat and mice game :D

Why is water wet?

[AimusSage]

actually, it's only mildly moist. :p

Why is this key stuck to the other one?

[Madhuri]

So they dont get lost.

Why is envy green?

[Pendragon]

Because fear took white, sad blue, and anger red.

Why does the moon have a face? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/scream.gif

[ennison]

It has a back side already.

If those who can, do and those who cant, teach who teaches the teachers?

[zanna]

Well, I don't know that, but I do know that some teachers certainly can!

Why do clocks tick so loudly?

[Pendragon]

Time is running out... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/jailed.gif


Why do tears fall? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/snooker.gif

[kathycf]

Tears fall because they can't jump.

Why is Astro-turf green and not pink?

[ennison]

Because its made from recycled snooker baize.

How did the kettle respond when the pot said he was black?

[ktd222]

The kettle said "I know you are but what am I."

Smell me?

[Redzeppelin]

You have to ask?

Won't your significant other mind?

[ktd222]

Mind what? That you can smell me? I have enough for to go round twice:blush:

A cow says what?

[Madhuri]

Wanna dance 'Mow dance' with me? :D

What colour is Blue?

[sam96]

It's not black.

Y is milk white?

[Domer121]

So you use more and then buy more....

Why is water wet?????

[Pendragon]

Possibly, if the sign painter only had white paint... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/skull.gif

Do brown cows give chocolate milk?

[Madhuri]

Sure they do, its called White Chocolaty Milk :D

Can we have a river with milk flowing in it? :D

[The Bookinator]

Sure, but it'll go bad in two weeks. I don't suggest buying any river front property...:lol:

Why is sand so sandy?

[Laindessiel]

Because Sandy Cheeks!

What does "getting an education" really mean"

[ktd222]

It means wasting time in an institution while people with jobs get a real education.

Why do I wanna hop around like a bunny right now?

[kathycf]

Something to do with the 3 carrots you just ate.

Why do bunnies have such long ears?

[zanna]

because they want to look more like donkeys.

Why do they wiggle their noses so much?

[ktd222]

Who's they? If you mean genies, then it's because they're granting wishes.


I say trod, and you say?

[dramasnot6]

a response :p

Why did Red Ridinghood wear red?

[Pendragon]

Youse want she should wear blue, wit a monkier like "Red"? Get outa here! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/threatening.gif


Why did the wolf dress like grandma?

[B-Mental]

Little known fact about lone wolf males, crossdressers!

Why do little balls of lint form on blankets?

[RobinHood3000]

Because individual lint atoms get lonely and cold.

Why does pizza taste so good?

[seasong]

because the tomato sauce is eager to please.

Why does the trombone have a slide?

[Susan Sonnen]

to entertain his inner child!

How many boogers can one nose hold?

[B-Mental]

I know a guy named Booger that could hold his own nose. Theoretically, if two people were close together he could grab two noses at once, for a grand total of booger holding 3 noses....umm does that answer the question?

Is there a reason for baldness?

[ktd222]

Yes, it was found the the rate of baldness in men is directly proportional to the strength of their lifeforce;)

Who's there?

[ennison]

A transcendent force called Fred.


When was yog hurt? And has he applied for compensation?

[Pendragon]

Yog was a very old man, and slipped on a banana peel. He applied for disability and his old age pension at the same time, while chopping down the banana tree in anger! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/a125.gif http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/nahrung/n045.gif


Why is the stupid banana dancing?

[Susan Sonnen]

because the Viking smiley will chop off his unmentionable if he stops! Viking Smiley is a control freak. With a large collection of unmentionables. I'm stopping now...this is getting gross.

Do fleas communicate?

[seasong]

Of course they do, mine talk to me all the time!

Why do we need to sleep?

[ennison]

So our fleas can get peace - it's a darwinian symbiotic adaption. You scratch my back an I'll nibble yours - so to speak.

Why are tiny things so perfectly made?

[ktd222]

Because they're too small for you to recognize their imperfections.

Why must I live?

[Pendragon]

Youse want I should bump youse off? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/tiere/c090.gif Da Godfeather


Why do people draw fairies so ugly?

[andave_ya]

Because no matter how much imagination you have, a little more is needed to be able to draw a proper fairy.

Why are the seeds of a strawberry on the outside, as opposed to the inside?

[AimusSage]

because it is an accessory fruit.

Why is valentines day so boring nowadays?

[Bookworm89]

Because everything else is so exciting!

Why is the world round?

[ktd222]

Because the universe is round.

Why are humans called homosapiens

[Tenacious]

Because Homo Sapiens, means man reasoning or rational man and in latin the clever human.

Can a fat person go skinny dipping?

[Bii]

Only if they take a skinny friend (to dip!)

Why do people say meaningless things?

[Susan Sonnen]

Is that a rhetorical question?! 'Physician, heal thyself.'

How do dogs in New York's 12 foot snow areas go outside to pee?

[Pendragon]

Tunnel, I suppose. The Saint Bernard's work triple-shifts, leading other dogs to the outside...

12 foot of snow in New York? http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/a045.gif

[The Bookinator]

I know! I'm jealous too! I've always wanted to tunel around outside... I can make my own secret base in my backyard and my siblings would never find me... :D

Why don't I get a lot of snow where I live? East coast gets sooo much snow... luckies... :p

[Bookworm89]

Because if you got a lot of snow, it would all melt and drown your state's population.

Why is today so gloomy?

[Susan Sonnen]

it feels neglected. Feb. 14 gets all of the attention.

Why don't dogs like the mailman?

[kathycf]

Mailman doesn't wear Milkbone underwear.

Why does water run?

[The Bookinator]

I would if someone was going to drink me too. :lol: :D

Why do bananas bruise? :banana:

[kathycf]

Bananas bruise because carrots are bullies.

If water runs because it is afraid, why do noses run?

[Bii]

To get away from the smell.

What did the hole punch say to the paperclip?

[Pendragon]

A talking paper clip. OK. Cue the boys in the white coats...

Why do frogs hop?

[Susan Sonnen]

Because they can!

Why am I spending this Valentine's morning looking up court dates for a family member rather than writing poetry for my beloved?

[The Bookinator]

Because family matters too. And you love both of them.

If water froms fear, and noses run from bad smells, why do refrigerators run?

[Susan Sonnen]

You're right, Bookinator! Thanks!

Refrigerators are simply bullies. They like to intimidate. It was really bad when I was a kid and we had a window air conditioning unit. Each one trying to outrun the other one!

Why did the dish run away with the spoon??

[The Bookinator]

Because Kathycf made some lutefisk and the dishes weren't going to touch it anymore than I was.

Why are lemon drops so addictive?

[Bii]

It's the L.S.D. effect (Lemon, sugar, delicious!)

Why isn't the sky ever green?

[ktd222]

Doesn't the aurora sometimes produce a green pigmented sky?

How come I'm not there?

[Pendragon]

You can't get here from there... :rolleyes:

Why does lead sink?

[dumwitliteratur]

b/c it can't swim...pfth :P


if jonny cracked corn and nobody cared then why is there a song?

[Bookworm89]

Because, secretly, somebody did care.

Why am I addicted to Rascal Flatts?

[ktd222]

Because you're a sissy;) I'm just kidding.

How come no one welcomed me to Lit-Net today?

[Madhuri]

They are still preparing for a warm welcome...

Why is there a snowfall only during winters?

[ktd222]

Because if it happened during any other season no one would hear it.

What color do you get when you mix green + orange

[dramasnot6]

*sticks some peas and carrots in the food processor* You get the color of Baby Food. tadah!

What are the most popular last words of people on their deathbed?

[ktd222]

AHHH...Argh....(not in that particular order)

Is Santa Clause real?

[Pendragon]

If you spell it that way, yes. There is a clause in a book that mentions Santa.

What is it with werewolfs and the full-moon anyhow? :flare:

[BibliophileTRJ]

It's a menstrual thing......don't ask!

If you get bit by a werewolf you turn into a werewolf....ditto for vampires.
What happens if a werewolf and vampire bite each other?

[Susan Sonnen]

Then you get a hybrid horror figure. A werevamp. A sexy female that was.

Why do I jiggle my legs at the computer?

[BibliophileTRJ]

because it would be indecent if you were to jiggle other things.......:brow:

When will Susan Sonnen get a webcam so that I can watch her jiggle?

[Susan Sonnen]

when pigs fly!

When will Biliodude get a life?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Same answer..... when pigs fly! ;)

Why is it pigs? Why not when earthworms fly? Or when penguins fly?

[Susan Sonnen]

Gee whiz. Because pigs have been trying to fly since the beginning of time. In fact, Orville and Wilbur stole their airplane design.

How does one utilize smilies on LitNet?

[BibliophileTRJ]

By clicking the "Go Advanced" button, rather than simply typing into the "Quick Reply" box.........many more options that way.....

Will Susan Sonnen be my friend?

[Susan Sonnen]

The cards say yes!

Will Bibliodude let SS call him Bibliodude?

[Susan Sonnen]

;)

I did it!

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bibliodude would be honored if Susan Sonnen calls him ANYTING as long as she calls him!

Does Susan Sonnen read Tarot cards?

[Susan Sonnen]

No. Actually, she's pretty tame...some might even say dull...or quaint.

Will Susan's honey bunny and Bibliodude get along?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bibliodude just might get along with honey bunny better than Susan Sonnen does. (Unless Honey Bunny is a doe and not a...a....


What does one call a He-bunny?)

[Susan Sonnen]

Bunnydude, maybe? Geez, I'm sounding like a surfer.

Susan Sonnen must go. Will Bibliodude pine for her sharp wit and charm?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bibliodude will hold his breath until Susan Sonnen returns.

Is Honey Bunny a Bunnydude or Bunnychick?

[Susan Sonnen]

Bunnydude....I love that sugar muffin!

How many 'furs' on a newborn kitten?

[Pendragon]

Trees do NOT grow on cats, and they, however pampered, should not wear fur coats.

Why do dogs desecrate fire hydrants?

[AutumnGal]

They're actually instructing the fire hydrant through demonstration how to spray properly.

Why do the swallows return to Capistrano every year?

[Bii]

Because the air is just right there.

What am I thinking?.....

[ktd222]

You're thinking what I'm thinking.

Are you guilty, sir, of waxing your legs?

[Susan Sonnen]

First of all, I take offense at you calling me sir. And not that it's any of your business, but I only shave my legs on Veterans Day.

Will there ever be peace on earth?

[ktd222]

Ohhh...sorry, but it the question would just make too much sense if I said madam.

Never! Because nobody ever wants to surrender there piece of the pie.

Do you add sugar to your sugar-free chewing gum?

[Pendragon]

No. But I add Nutrasweet because I can't stand Aspreteme! :lol:

At what point in life have you "gone to seed"?

[Laindessiel]

When I become a horticulturist.

Why do British singers suddenly lose their accents when they sing?

[Pendragon]

Bloodly dreadful hard to do while singing, dear girl, doncha know.

Why do people think imatating a British accent equals class?

[Bookworm89]

Because people with class are usually idiots.

Why is it hard to read a book you're not interested in?

[B-Mental]

Because it will never date you, so whats the point

What is the luckiest number?

[ktd222]

666. I've heard it's is a very spiritual combination.

Why must we eat?

[Susan Sonnen]

So we can p--p.

Why must we p--p?

[Pendragon]

GIGO.

Why do compter geeks think it fun to create viruses?

[ktd222]

because they're too shy with woman to get real viruses:lol:

Why do nerds end up ruling the world?

[thuraiya]

I think U know ....:idea:
why almost all your questions are "why"??

[ktd222]

Why ask why?

How come the days are so short here?

[Pendragon]

Les nuits êtes trop de longue.

Tiens! ont fait MOI prier une question en français? :rolleyes:

[littlewing53]

to enhance our beauty.

Why do cars have wheels?

[BibliophileTRJ]

because the cars with blocks tear up the roads.

Why don't PEOPLE have wheels?

[littlewing53]

what would i do with all my shoes? asks emelda...

[The Bookinator]

Take them off and put on wheels. :D

Where is somewhere over the rainbow?

[Pendragon]

Yonder, and thataway...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/AP.jpg

How'd I know that? ;)

[AdoreroDio]

its a random fact everyone knows

Why do people say the sky is blue (isn't it black?)?

[ktd222]

We've already answered this question. The sky is blue so as to match my blue jeans.

Where does "mmm...bop" originate?

[Pendragon]

*singing* in the getto...

Why does scratching a record mean music to people? :p

[ktd222]

Because music is in the ear of it's listener.

Go him to see bees?

[thuraiya]

..............!
can I say hello 2 myself ?

[ennison]

Will you be polite enough to reply?

[Susan Sonnen]

Yes!

Was ennison's post a reply or a question?

[Pendragon]

*cleaning fingernails with a knife* Does it really matter? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/skull.gif

Are you afraid of ghosts? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/ghost.gif

[B-Mental]

I see dead people, but they never give me money, so NO! Maybe I would be if they loaned me money at a high interest rate like the mafia or something.

Why can't I sleep?

[Pendragon]

You're awake. Do'h! http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/figuren/h040.gif


Why am I asking another stupid question? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/classic10.gif

[NuR]

because,,you aren't stupid.
Why is the sun hot?

[ktd222]

because we think heat is sexy

Why don't humans have wings to fly?

[thevintagepiper]

Because wings are for windows.

Why do people always picture carpenters wearing overalls?

[B-Mental]

because picturing them naked is too uncomfortable.

Why do they call it reality TV?

[lauracraig]

Because it obviously isn't.

How come a teenager can hear money being withdrawn from a wallet, but they can't hear you yell at them to get the freaking dishes done?

[ktd222]

Because teenagers have evolved selective hearing:D

In which room do you put your bed?

[Susan Sonnen]

The basement. Seriously. Scary, I know.

In which bed do you put your room?

[Pendragon]

The same pet I put my house in... http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/konfus/e055.gif

Why way do you drive you car?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Forward (most of the time)

What kind of car (truck, van, SUV) do you drive?

[Pendragon]

Chevy Truck, Kia Car. Also own Ford Truck and car. Kids, ya know. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/acc26.gif

Was your first vehicle a real pile of junk? :lol:

[littlewing53]

laughing...memories....

first car 1963 vw bug w/a canvas top...no gas cap...hardly a clutch..cost me $300..but it gave me liberty!!!

why do we go to theatres?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Because all those actors & stage hands won't fit into my livingroom.

Is that the light at the end of the tunnel or just another train coming to run me over?

[kathycf]

Neither, it is a mutant firefly on steroids and boy, is it hungry...

Why is coffee so good?

[littlewing53]

Our tastebuds are speed freaks and if they don't get their dose they'll prefer paper..

Why are there there only 4 wheels on a car?

[BibliophileTRJ]

My car has at least 6 wheels - the 4 on the ground, a flywheel, and a steeringwheel.............

Why does time pass soooooo s ... l ... o ... w ... l ... y when I'm bored?

[~uccello~]

because it likes to watch you be bored and doesn't want to leave.
Why do highlighters neither lift things higher nor make them lighter?

[zanna]

because the guy who invented them thought the misnomer would be funny; an inside joke, you know?

Why is it so easy to watch a Foucault pendulum, like the one in the PDX convention center?

[Pendragon]

You are getting very sleepy. When you wake up, you will not remember any of this, but you will have a sudden urge to mail Pendragon $100. Watch the pendulum swing, back and forth, back and forth... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/guilty.gif

Why do we always get the urge to look through a hole in a privacy fence? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/acc32.gif

[kathycf]

Well, because we subconsciusly have a desire that stems back to our childhood. This primoridial urge is often rooted in...

Bah! We look because we are nosy!

Why is champagne bubbly?

[B-Mental]

Because the champagne makers are out to rip us off with more bubbles and less liquid. Its a conspiracy.

Why do people call glasses spectacles?

[ktd222]

Because they speculate glasses could have x-ray vision capabilities.

What's an "A" student?

[kathycf]

The student who is always first in line, sort of like a "one" student.

Why is my right hand cold and my left one warm?

[BibliophileTRJ]

split personality?

I know that there is more than one way; but which is the BEST way to skin a cat?

[papayahed]

I prefer get my cats professionally skinned.



Why does "Z" come at the end?