Random Thought of the Day

[papayahed]

I just watch a commercial for serta mattresses. It showed a cute young couple in bed, reading the paper and just hanging out. Normal right? Except there were no sheets on the mattress. Who does that???? (Except of course drunk college kids)

[Maximilianus]

I just watch a commercial for serta mattresses. It showed a cute young couple in bed, reading the paper and just hanging out. Normal right? Except there were no sheets on the mattress. Who does that???? (Except of course drunk college kids)
Mattress commercials are always done without sheets, because they want to show "the mattress", with all its divinity, virtues and fanciful features (like the springs); features not often clearly seen if you cover the mattress with a sheet ;) :seeya:

[papayahed]

Mattress commercials are always done without sheets, because they want to show "the mattress", with all its divinity, virtues and fanciful features (like the springs); features not often clearly seen if you cover the mattress with a sheet ;) :seeya:

Yes but in this case it was portrayed like the couple spent the whole day in bed without sheets. Why couldn't they do the same thing with sheets interspersing pictures of the mattress??

[Maximilianus]

Yes but in this case it was portrayed like the couple spent the whole day in bed without sheets. Why couldn't they do the same thing with sheets interspersing pictures of the mattress??
The whole day... hmmm http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_thinking.gif ... yeap, it would have looked a lot more realistic with at least one sheet somewhere around the bed http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_thinking.gif

[Pensive]

Just because you share my family name doesn't give anybody the right to start matching you up with me!

[Beautifull]

And just because two people are buddy buddy FRIENDS, does not give anybody a right to try to match them together. He's not made fr me so get over it you lot over there!

[papayahed]

I'm bored.

[Beautifull]

I cannot sleep, for the tumultuous thoughts in my head and the actions of this very day trouble me without ceasing...Oh the fates press their cold hand around this slim, frail neck! Oh the fates!

[iamnobody]

:grouphug: A hug. For you.

[Beautifull]

Aw! That's for me?

[iRead]

Hugs are for sissies. My friends prank each other to show friendship and companionship and anything else that ends with ship.
Pranks are the new hug! Down with hugs!

[Beautifull]

And I thought that's what bullies did...

[Maximilianus]

I cannot sleep, for the tumultuous thoughts in my head and the actions of this very day trouble me without ceasing...Oh the fates press their cold hand around this slim, frail neck! Oh the fates!
There are ways to make your neck thicker, like weightlifting. The fates would have a harder day on a thicker neck... uh, oh.... ain't that a quote worthy of some posterity? :p

If you need a hug, I'll give you two http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/friends.gif :grouphug:

[Maryd.]

I cannot sleep, for the tumultuous thoughts in my head and the actions of this very day trouble me without ceasing...Oh the fates press their cold hand around this slim, frail neck! Oh the fates!

Yes, hugs are the better option... Mwah... :grouphug:

[Beautifull]

There are ways to make your neck thicker, like weightlifting. The fates would have a harder day on a thicker neck... uh, oh.... ain't that a quote worthy of some posterity? :p

If you need a hug, I'll give you two http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/friends.gif :grouphug:



Yes, hugs are the better option... Mwah... :grouphug:

Thank you. After a day like this...I really need it. Again, thanks Guys. You guys make me want to :cryin: in happiness!:rolleyes5: Where would I be without my friends? My hug to you guys>>:grouphug:

[Maximilianus]

Thank you. After a day like this...I really need it. Again, thanks Guys. You guys make me want to :cryin: in happiness!:rolleyes5: Where would I be without my friends? My hug to you guys>>:grouphug:
Don't cry, little one http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/047/a/4/_CheerUp__Emote_by_Angelic_Goth.gif It's just the beasts under your bed, and the end the sun will rise on one more day http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/friends.gif

[Beautifull]

Don't cry, little one http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/047/a/4/_CheerUp__Emote_by_Angelic_Goth.gif It's just the beasts under your bed, and the end the sun will rise on one more day http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/friends.gif

:cryin: That' just makes me want to cry some more! Stop making me cry! :lol: Thank you max...you're a good friend

[Beautifull]

Thinking....thinking....What if cows were blue? Haha. There's my random thought

[keilj]

the Earth is bipolar

[Beautifull]

I hat elab reports and long days. As soon as I get home, I'm going to sleep...

[Beautifull]

Ahh...refreshing.

[papayahed]

Whooooo Hooooooo, I now know how to do a Table of Content in Word.


Word.

[Beautifull]

Eck. It takes force for me to keep moving. Sore throughout my whole body...

[Maximilianus]

Eck. It takes force for me to keep moving. Sore throughout my whole body...
:( Have you been working out excessively, or you had an accident?

[Beautifull]

:( Have you been working out excessively, or you had an accident?

Ah, no accident...it may be because I've been really busy and active lately...I don't know...

[clguerra]

I found halo installed in a computer in university:skep: must resist to play it

[Beautifull]

Ahhh....seasons change so fast here, it's hard to get over the bad sinuses and allergies...last spring is was a clogged nose, this fall, it's headaches 24/7...which one's worst?

[Revolte]

Ahhh....seasons change so fast here, it's hard to get over the bad sinuses and allergies...last spring is was a clogged nose, this fall, it's headaches 24/7...which one's worst?

it's not winter yet? When does winter start then, it's freezing out here.

[Beautifull]

it's not winter yet? When does winter start then, it's freezing out here.

Ummm...sometime this month? :p Not exactly sure....

[Maximilianus]

Fortunately, I didn't sleep last night. I got to see what I hadn't seen in a very long time, and I realized how intact it is, and how much I miss it.

[Themis]

I suppose it could be considered childish to get offended because being dressed in our national costume (or rather a look-a-like) means being "dressed as if she were about to compete in a yodelling contest", according to an Australian newspaper. (http://www.couriermail.com.au/entertainment/weird/figurine-depicts-julia-gillard-as-austrian-leader-ahead-of-g20-summit-in-seoul/story-e6frep26-1225951371993) :rolleyes:

[Beautifull]

Okay, so I expected it to be cold soon, but did we really have to have a cold snap?

[Nightshade]

I just want to say.... I am teaching Animal Farm to years 7 and 8 ( 12-14 year olds) and its so unbelivably cool that I actually have kids who are enthusiastic about it... to the point where though I had said nothing about russians or commnuisim they decided they had to read Old majors speach out loud in dramatic false Russian accents ( including some weird mustache twirling) I was in stitches

:D

[weltanschauung]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/facist_jockitch/bs/85498cc6.jpg
(a. lavey)

[Revolte]

what happened to conversation? Has it gone extinct?

[Beautifull]

Guesse what? I'm sick.

[Beautifull]

I was hoping this cold would pass, but it's just getting worse! Hopefully I can go to school tomorrow!!!

[Beautifull]

well now....I'm getting better and @ school...will I make it through. I wanna go home...

[weltanschauung]

http://www.tovx.com/graphics2/MISC/blahblah.gif

[Pensive]

valinta.

[keilj]

True fact: Glacier National Park was once closed due to snow

[Beautifull]

The world is round

[Beautifull]

Happy thanksgiving!!!!!!!!

[Maryd.]

Happy thanksgiving!!!!!!!!

Hey there. Aussies don't celebrate it... But have a wonderful day. :)

[Maximilianus]

Photobucket has a new design and it looks neatly cute! http://smilys.net/smilies_sagen_ja/smiley4633.gif


The world is round
I noticed it's almost like a sphere :p


Happy thanksgiving!!!!!!!!
We don't have it here either, but if you insist then happy thanksgiving to you :seeya:

[Beautifull]

Aw! Thanks guys! I give thanks for awesome Lit-Net friends! :D :p

[Beautifull]

It is officially holiday season, but I don't feel the usual anticipation for the coming holidays...

[trypsin]

Oh my gosh, I'm getting addicted to this forum!!! :eek:

that good~

[Maximilianus]

It is officially holiday season, but I don't feel the usual anticipation for the coming holidays...
Santa might help. I understand he's on his way

http://smilys.net/christmas_smilies/smiley5441.gif

:)

[Maryd.]

Santa might help. I understand he's on his way

http://smilys.net/christmas_smilies/smiley5441.gif

:)

Santa Claus is coming - Santa Claus is coming... Yay, I'll let the kids know....:party::santasmil:santasmil:willy_nilly:

[Maximilianus]

Santa Claus is coming - Santa Claus is coming... Yay, I'll let the kids know....:party::santasmil:santasmil:willy_nilly:

And with the presents http://smilys.net/christmas_smilies/smiley5432.gif for the good kids http://serve.mysmiley.net/angel/pray.gif

[Maryd.]

And with the presents http://smilys.net/christmas_smilies/smiley5432.gif for the good kids http://serve.mysmiley.net/angel/pray.gif



Yay... My kids will get some good presents this year then.:)

Were you a good boy too, this year Maxi :)

[Maximilianus]

I doubt I've been good enough. I think Santa won't come by yet another year http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_thinking.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/to_take_umbrage.gif

[Maryd.]

I doubt I've been good enough. I think Santa won't come by yet another year http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_thinking.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/to_take_umbrage.gif


Hey, Know the feeling... :(

[weltanschauung]

lets celebrate the birth of christo0))) buying everything 50%off 50%off 50%off!

the lord has never been available for such affordable prices!
ah dont you love this time of year.
http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/hs732.ash1/162625_10150111876452033_541527032_7326647_7967129 _n.jpg

[Beautifull]

Christmas tree's up. Yep. All six feet...and is still shorter than me. Maybe cuz it's an old plastic tree. But it's a beaut with one red sashy-thingy and white lights. I love my little tree~!

[weltanschauung]

http://i714.photobucket.com/albums/ww148/lmposter/MagicLight.jpg

[weltanschauung]

"Wise men have regarded the earth as a tragedy, a farce, even an illusionist´s trick; but all, if they are truly wise and not merely intellectual rapists, recognize that it is certainly some kind of stage in which we all play roles, most of us being very poorly coached and totally unrehearsed before the curtain rises. Is it too much if I ask, tentatively, that we agree to look upon it as a circus, a touring carnival wandering about the sun for a record season of four billion years and producing new monsters and miracles, hoaxes and bloody mishaps, wonders and blunders, but never quite entertaining the customers well enough to prevent them from leaving, one by one, and returning to their homes for a long and bored winter´s sleep under the dust?"
(robert anton wilson - the illuminatus! trilogy v1, pg 2)

[Silas Thorne]

Why, if not for?

[Maryd.]

Reality and the truth are two different things

[Silas Thorne]

I just received an email from a bank that I don't have an account for, saying:
'Your online has expired'.
Maybe it has.

[Maximilianus]

I just received an email from a bank that I don't have an account for, saying:
'Your online has expired'.
Maybe it has.
I get those all the time, containing a link to a dangerous site set up by someone who wants to get private info from your computer, or to place a virus on it. If it's not your bank, do not follow any link. It can well be called a trap.

[Silas Thorne]

I know, I didn't touch it, just saw the heading. :)

[faithosaurus]

Those things are just super amounts of fun, haha. It's interesting to see some of the stuff they claim.

Random thought: I'm wondering if I'll end up catching the virus that's been going around..you know, sore throat and stuffy nose.

[Ydfkdy]

I love waking up knowing I have a man in my life who makes all my dreams come true everytime i see him. :p

[weltanschauung]

‎"I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand."

[Beautifull]

So hows the weather out there?

[Maximilianus]

So hows the weather out there?
Here it's terribly hot, and the road is lonely and inhumane like in any desert.

[Beautifull]

What is nylon made out of?

[Maximilianus]

What is nylon made out of?
A clue: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nylon

[faithosaurus]

How the heck do you get sick in a 4 hour span of time..

[MystyrMystyry]

Food poisoning, faithosarus, food poisoning. I had it about a month ago - worst non-lifethreatening feeling for a whole week, each day no better. I don't know how many websites I perused for an answer - seemed like a thousand, but probably more.

And do you know - they all recommended (and seemed to cross-reference each other) this thing called the Brat diet, which I roughly followed, but after a week I was still desperate (though very weak) and then I came across a thing called the Cram diet.

Well food poisoning very soon became a thing of the past...

[Beautifull]

A clue: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Nylon

Igh! Too many molecular words and things...lets just say nylon is nylon. :)

[faithosaurus]

My parents left for a movie at 3:50...perhaps they decided to leave me and the house. Darn them.

[Maximilianus]

Igh! Too many molecular words and things...lets just say nylon is nylon. :)
As you wish :)


My parents left for a movie at 3:50...perhaps they decided to leave me and the house. Darn them.
Disown them! http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/negative.gif

[Beautifull]

Disown them! http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/negative.gif

Gasp! Max! So mean. Maybe it was just they wanted to be lovey dovey and didn't want to sicken you Faith? I know my dad n mom decide to go out on a date...and sometimes it's sickening to watch them kiss and hug all the time...:sick:

[Maximilianus]

Aww, the girl dislikes her parents doing the lovey dovey thing like http://smilys.net/other_smilies/smiley5183.gif and http://smilys.net/other_smilies/smiley3896.gif

:p ;)

[Beautifull]

Aww, the girl dislikes her parents doing the lovey dovey thing like http://smilys.net/other_smilies/smiley5183.gif and http://smilys.net/other_smilies/smiley3896.gif

:p ;)

h-hey! It's not like that!:blush: It's just embarrassing.

[faithosaurus]

Maybe it was just they wanted to be lovey dovey and didn't want to sicken you Faith?

Well, they had my siblings with them so I hope that's not it..haha. Plus my mom and stepfather don't really like each other all that much..



Super excited for New Years tonight with my friends!

[Beautifull]

Well, they had my siblings with them so I hope that's not it..haha. Plus my mom and stepfather don't really like each other all that much..



Super excited for New Years tonight with my friends!

Ah. I see. But I know how you feel. My ma(since my dad left) loves to leave all randomly. I'm so lonely! :cryin: But no, I'm exaggerating. I bet your family loves you. VEERRRY MUCH!

But it sounds like you're going to have fun when you go tonight! I hope you have fun!

[weltanschauung]

the cup and the water ride the rainbow to cloudsville :smile5:

[Beautifull]

green beans

[faithosaurus]

I hate how the free response part of my calc exam is asking me to make the equation I need to solve the problem..I suck at that.

[weltanschauung]

let´s see the equation then

[weltanschauung]

http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/Kala_64/id/60455

[faithosaurus]

All right, here's my random thought of the day/equation(s)


consider the curve defined by the equation x^2cos(y)+ysin(2pi x)-x=-1
1)write the equation of the tangent line to the curve at the point (1, pi/2)



...I hate trying to write my own equations.

[weltanschauung]

but all you gotta do is derive and substitute the values... what is the problem?
and... is it f(x) or f(y)?

[faithosaurus]

It doesn't say. But I figured it out so it's all good. Thanks! I guess the wording just confused me when I first read it.

[weltanschauung]

It doesn't say. But I figured it out so it's all good. Thanks! I guess the wording just confused me when I first read it.

it makes all the difference. if its f(x) you have to derive only the x members. if it´s f(y), you derive only the y members. then you substitute the values on the equation and you have the numerical value of the tangent. right?

[faithosaurus]

I would think so, but it didn't give it to me. It's the second part, and the first part was one where I had to derive a function by (I can't remember the term, but it's where you have an equation equal a number, in this case -1, and then you have to take the derivative of each separate part, include y' for the y's, then getting y' by itself).

[weltanschauung]

oh ish... its too complicated to guess. i wish i could see the whole thing, this got me all sorts of confused.

:)

[faithosaurus]

Haha, well it's the AP calc exam so they make sure to word it all difficult. Thanks for the help!

Random thought: Soooo don't want to go to school tomorrow..

[Maximilianus]

Uh, oh, we're having a math debate on the thread :p

[weltanschauung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un1fDAdMOxg

[weltanschauung]

whoooooosh, and when i looked again, there was another flood of blah blah blah.

[weltanschauung]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs068.snc6/167874_10150132608357033_541527032_7686915_740245_ n.jpg

[hoope]

“We must always have old memories and young hopes.”


Arsène Houssaye (1815-1896);
writer, novelist, poet

[Beautifull]

The sun sets in the west.

[Maximilianus]

The clouds are here and it's soon to pour, down the ever cast skies of the lonesome's season.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/133/a/9/Don__t_Forget_Your_Umbrella_by_Onashii.gif

[Beautifull]

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one saw it fall, did the tree still fall? Although no one knows it fell? Hmmm. lol

[jocky]

Why are the rum bottles always empty ?

[Maximilianus]

If a tree falls in the forest, but no one saw it fall, did the tree still fall? Although no one knows it fell? Hmmm. lol
It did fall, though the poor thing fell unnoticed, either because no one could be there to see it, or because everyone chose to be somewhere else on purpose http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/scratch_one-s_head.gif

[Beautifull]

But why would they be there on purpose, if they didn't know about it in the first place? Hmmmmmmmm.....what a very trivial thing. Do we even know if the tree fell?

[Maximilianus]

Let's say the tree actually fell and no one was there to keep him company in his final tragic hour because no one really cared about the poor thing's fate... people can be cold as ice. Sometimes they don't even notice a fellow comrade's downfall... let alone a tree's downfall http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/to_take_umbrage.gif A tree's lifetime is lonely. A tree's final hour is even worse http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/just_cuz/JC_shakehead.gif

[Beautifull]

You're absolutely right! Every single word is absolutely word. I feel so bad for the tree though. If only he had a friend.... :cryin:

[Maximilianus]

I fully share your feeling, my friend http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/cray2.gif If you are interested to know, the UN has named 2011 the international year of forests, and the WWF has a related article on http://www.wwf.org.uk/news_feed.cfm?uNewsID=4514

This might help the case of trees a little, I hope... At least a few are having them in mind :)

[faithosaurus]

I hate my job.

[misterreplicant]

"Homer was on the rowing team at his high school" ~My grandfather

I put that in my sig, I personally think it's one of my favorite quotes. :D

[papayahed]

"Homer was on the rowing team at his high school" ~My grandfather

I put that in my sig, I personally think it's one of my favorite quotes. :D

HaHa, that's great.


Now me: Why do i have to be the adult.

[Maximilianus]

I hate my job.
I second the sentiment.


"Homer was on the rowing team at his high school" ~My grandfather

I put that in my sig, I personally think it's one of my favorite quotes. :D
It's just wonderful.

[weltanschauung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyZ3pgABwss

before you fall into his gizzard
fall and worship tyrant lyzard!
\m/

[weltanschauung]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs809.snc4/68914_10150291697140447_692180446_15197915_2379991 _n.jpg

[Maximilianus]

I've just posted two laughing smileys on the same post after seven months of not using them... a little change.

[weltanschauung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9veDOloGjQ

[weltanschauung]

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/hs067.snc6/167719_10150135836447033_541527032_7744052_2399936 _n.jpg

[country doctor]

...the doc guesses nobody ever really done the doc, like she done the doc, she done the doc good...

[weltanschauung]

http://www.uwm.edu/~meganml2/blog/uploaded_images/smiling%20eyes-742680.JPG

these smiling eyes are just a mirror for..

[Maximilianus]

these smiling eyes are just a mirror for..
... maybe her soul?

[OfHighInterest]

A mirror to conceal her true thoughts.

[Beautifull]

A dog!

[weltanschauung]

solar eclipse yesterday and you all missed it!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/01/the_first_solar_eclipse_of_201.html

[weltanschauung]

solar eclipse yesterday and you all missed it!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/01/the_first_solar_eclipse_of_201.html

[Heathcliff]

I've just posted two laughing smileys on the same post after seven months of not using them... a little change.

I barely go a sentance without them :mrgreen:

Edit: As if mrgreen is gone!! :eek:

[country doctor]

idle hands are the devil's workshop...

[Beautifull]

solar eclipse yesterday and you all missed it!

http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2011/01/the_first_solar_eclipse_of_201.html

Whoa! No way!

[Hurricane]

I need to improve my public speaking skills....

[XQZ]

How would a horse walk if it only had three legs? Sort of a rhumba I suppose...

[faithosaurus]

Soy milk is actually quite good...maybe I'll go vegetarian.

[Heathcliff]

30kmph winds can't really be the equivalent of sticking your head out of the window of a car going at 30kmph...

Well, maybe. But there must be many more contributing factors that would make that method of finding out inefficient...

[Maximilianus]

I barely go a sentance without them :mrgreen:

Edit: As if mrgreen is gone!! :eek:
Is :troll: Mr. Green?

[Heathcliff]

Is :troll: Mr. Green?

That isn't Mr. Green :(

There was a specific emote with the word mrgreen as its BBCODE or whater it is. He looked a bit like :biggrin5:

[Beautifull]

It's time.

[Heathcliff]

If ogres are like onions does that make people carrots?

[country doctor]

the doc doesn't trust a man who doesn't tear up a little when watchin' 'old yeller'...

[MystyrMystyry]

Faithosaurus has made 333 posts! Congratulations!:wave:

[Heathcliff]

Plaits are fun to play with.
*Play play play play play*

[grinchy_monsta]

its funny reading everyones post becuase some just don't make sense at all...

____________

if you don't feel it, feel it

[MystyrMystyry]

You know it's not going well when you have to keep editing out your previous posting on 'Random thought of the day' - laugh now, but it may happen to YOU!

[country doctor]

joy: the age-old remedy for anger...

[Beautifull]

warbled tunes...

[papayahed]

I think I need a spice/coffee grinder. I think if I had one of those I could eventually rule the world.

[Maryd.]

The sun shines on those who are strong enough to move the clouds out of the way, others just buy umbrellas.

[Cunninglinguist]

Great outer respect will manifest itself when one has cultivated great inner respect.

[weltanschauung]

People are very fond of giving away what they need most themselves. It is what I call the depth of generosity. (o.wilde)

[Beautifull]

there's a snake boot!

[weltanschauung]

kipling, awwwww
"There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear."

[Beautifull]

6 hours.....that's a long time to wait....

[Maximilianus]

kipling, awwwww
"There is sorrow enough in the natural way
From men and women to fill our day;
And when we are certain of sorrow in store,
Why do we always arrange for more?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear."
I second it :frown2:

[Big Dante]

Well, my random thought of the day.
I like Lenny Kravitz :)

[Beautifull]

early mornings suck.

[weltanschauung]

I second it :frown2:

i havent showered in almost 48 hours, gimme a huuuuuuugg

[MystyrMystyry]

http://soundcloud.com/mystyrmystyry/deus-ex-pt1

[Beautifull]

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude.....

[misterreplicant]

I made up of the quote: "It's not becoming poor that destroys a man, but becoming hated." While reading The Inferno and posted it on my wall on FB.
One of my teachers commented on it wondering if it was original or if I was quoting something. I told him thanks and that I made it up.

[weltanschauung]

you have teachers in your FB? ugghghhhh

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s14e04-you-have-0-friends

[manolia]

you have teachers in your FB? ugghghhhh

http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s14e04-you-have-0-friends

Hahahahahahaha great episode : ]]]
Although Die hippie die and goobacks (and the one about the wall mart) are better imo : ]

[weltanschauung]

"get on facebook and fertilize my crops!!!"

[farnoosh]

get a life!!!

[Beautifull]

I'm stuffed. And Farmville sucks.

[Scheherazade]

I rock.

[Jozanny]

I'm rock, sometimes.

[MystyrMystyry]

Last time I put a grand piano on a Miami sandbar

[weltanschauung]

Last time I put a grand piano on a Miami sandbar

http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/23.gif

[weltanschauung]

hahaha @ http://mcommunicationsinc.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-you-assume-you-make-***-out-of-you.html

uncanny!

[MystyrMystyry]

hahaha @ http://mcommunicationsinc.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-you-assume-you-make-***-out-of-you.html

uncanny!

Doesn't load Welt

[Beautifull]

TIme time time....it goes too fast when we don't want it to, but slow when we want it to go fast....I wonder if this reminds anyone of anything....

[weltanschauung]

Doesn't load Welt

yeah it does. the thing is that this forum has the uber noble censorshyt thing that changes the words that turn inocent children into satan appear as "*****"

the link is this (http://mcommunicationsinc.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-you-assume-you-make-***-out-of-you.html)

[weltanschauung]

yeah it does. the thing is that this forum has the uber noble censorshyt thing that changes the words that turn inocent children into satan appear as "*****"

the link is this (http://mcommunicationsinc.blogspot.com/2011/01/when-you-assume-you-make-***-out-of-you.html)

hah. youre just gonna have to change it in your browser. the finger of god doesnt allow the link not to be changed.

[MystyrMystyry]

Got it!

[Sionn Harrow]

i wish i was batman. just saying xD

[Scheherazade]

All the little'uns are growing up!

[MystyrMystyry]

My naps grew longer the older I got and my actual sleeps shrank shorter?

Today they crossed over without equivalence - my naps have become my sleeps and my sleeps my naps - this worries me because one day there may be no sleeps and only long naps

Perhaps the naps will divide into two and re-regulate themselves into sleeps and naps - but how will I ever know which is which?

This is going to keep me awake all night, but I'm not going to lose any sleep over it

[Beautifull]

NOOOOOOO! I dont know! what?

[farnoosh]

It's ENDING!!!!!

[weltanschauung]

http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/erica-yawn-200305211.jpg

[faithosaurus]

Yay! Shopping Tomorrow...but still have those 85 calc problems.

[Hurricane]

Damnit, weltanschauung, I yawned as soon as I saw that picture.

[jmnixon95]

I have nearly 10,000 posts on another forum I visit... only nine away. O_O

[Heathcliff]

I've missed school. Glad to be going back... I've stopped having a schedule, going to sleep early, doing physical activity...

I like structure :D

[Beautifull]

I wonder if six got over being afraid of seven...with them living next door to each other...

[Sionn Harrow]

Why do we slumber?

[Beautifull]

http://www.jmorganmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/erica-yawn-200305211.jpg

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

[jmnixon95]

I need to be more observant of possible physical dangers...

[MystyrMystyry]

Wanted: an army of minions to assist me in my conquest of the world, rewards will be a better place to live with no landlords, work your own hours - must be capable of teamwork, responsible attitude and motivation a must - all applications considered

[jmnixon95]

I cannot believe that we're several days from halfway into February.

[Maximilianus]

Wanted: an army of minions to assist me in my conquest of the world, rewards will be a better place to live with no landlords, work your own hours - must be capable of teamwork, responsible attitude and motivation a must - all applications considered
I'm in! http://smiles.kolobok.us/standart/yes2.gif

[faithosaurus]

Ooh! I want in too!

Ahem.


Yeah, totally failed that Calculus test..maybe. But yay for a 96% on my research paper!

[Maximilianus]

The more we are, the merrier. Now two minions for Mystyr's army :p

[weltanschauung]

http://a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash1/181935_10150151070647033_541527032_7964719_2334914 _n.jpg
Max Ernst - “L’Ange du Foyeur”

[weltanschauung]

"To diverse gods
Do mortals bow;
Holy Cow, and
Wholly Chao"
----------
‎"Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own."
----------
"There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm."
----------
‎'Epimenides was a Cretan who made one immortal statement: "All Cretans are liars." '
----------
"If "This sentence is false" is true, then it is false, which would in turn mean that it is actually true, but this would mean that it is false, and so on ad infinitum.
Similarly, if "This sentence is false" is false, then it is true, which would in turn mean that it is actually false, but this would mean that it is true, and so on ad infinitum."
----------
‎"Suppose there is a card with statements printed on both sides:
Front: The sentence on the other side of this card is TRUE.
Back: The sentence on the other side of this card is FALSE."
----------
"I know nothing at all." ("The question that arises is how he knows that he knows nothing, if this is the only information he possesses.")
----------
"There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he were sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle."
---------
"'I’m afraid.'
'That’s nothing to be ashamed of,' Major Major counseled him kindly. 'We’re all afraid.'
'I’m not ashamed,’ Yossarian said. 'I’m just afraid.'"
---------
"All affirmations are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."

yeah, some of it.

[Beautifull]

I wonder if there is another form of intelligence out in this universe of ours....one that we are oblivious of....

[Maximilianus]

I wonder if there is another form of intelligence out in this universe of ours....one that we are oblivious of....
Provided they are not hostile I wouldn't mind them showing up, but if they are hostile, I have this for them:
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/078/7/4/BowEmoticon_by_hsn2555.gif http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs28/f/2008/065/a/2/_crazysolo__by_duststorm10.gif http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs11/f/2007/119/a/3/_archer__by_BobSmith006.gif
And if it's not enough... http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/181/3/b/Fearsome_sniper_by_Twoohten.gif

:p

[XQZ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvLZeDgU-c&feature=

[jmnixon95]

Freud, oh Freud, oh Freud.

[papayahed]

no matter what you call it audits stink.

[jmnixon95]

I have 100 posts.

[weltanschauung]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKCgV__C-Lw

[Maximilianus]

Since I listened to her voice on TV, I don't love English anymore... now I LOOOOVVVVE it!

[Beautifull]

Is it beeker, or beaker? No matter, I LOVE him!!!

[Beautifull]

I miss my cats, my babies!!!!

[Kant]

I like to tease my plants when I water them. I water them with ice cubes. ~ Stephen Right (or something like that)

[Maximilianus]

Is it beeker, or beaker? No matter, I LOVE him!!!
If you are talking about the container used in labs, then it is a beaker. If you are talking about something else, then I have no clue :idea:

[Beautifull]

If you are talking about the container used in labs, then it is a beaker. If you are talking about something else, then I have no clue :idea:

:lol: It's a character from Muppets.

[Mutatis-Mutandis]

I think about naked women a lot.

[Disagree]

It's nearly 2 AM. Why aren't I in bed yet?

[country doctor]

revolution in the air...

[Scheherazade]

It is true; one can share too much information.

[Emil Miller]

I think about naked women a lot.

Nothing new there then. It's when you start thinking of naked men that you've got a problem.

[Beautifull]

Nothing new there then. It's when you start thinking of naked men that you've got a problem.

But not if it's a woman. :D

[country doctor]

that bukowski was a 20th century descendent to the thoreau way of living...

[country doctor]

maybe he wasn't...

[weltanschauung]

Scheherazade should quit erasing my posts without an explanation because i aint a jew and this isnt auschwitz.

[Scheherazade]

Scheherazade should quit erasing my posts without an explanation because i aint a jew and this isnt auschwitz.A very public reminder (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1013721&postcount=22) counts as a very good explanation - at least to those who take heed.

Oh, and keep it off the boards. (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/announcement.php?f=10)
8. The Administrators’ and Moderators’ decisions are final. If you have a question or concern regarding these forum rules or a moderating decision, you can send a Private Message or email to Logos, Scheherazade, or the Site Administrator to address the issue(s). Keep it off the boards.

[papayahed]

Scheherazade should quit erasing my posts without an explanation because i aint a jew and this isnt auschwitz.


Are you seriously trying to compare an all age literature forum to a concentration camp?

[Heathcliff]

First time I saw a Shakespearian play. Sort of. Well, it was.
I liked it :)

[Basil]

Ever wondered what the door to the men's restroom at the Charles M. Schulz Museum in Santa Rosa looks like?

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=8690

[Basil]

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=8690

Do I need to point out that looks like Charlie Brown, and he's not wearing pants?

[Basil]

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=8690

Good grief.

[Basil]

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=8690

Charlie Brown: Linus, I've been so depressed recently.

Linus: Charlie Brown, why aren't you wearing any pants?

[papayahed]

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=52&pictureid=8690

Do I need to point out that looks like Charlie Brown, and he's not wearing pants?

No. All Chuck needs is a cute handbag to go with that mini dress.

[Basil]

No. All Chuck needs is a cute handbag to go with that mini dress.
Perhaps repressed transvestism was the source of Charlie Brown's depression. :confused5:

[Beautifull]

Honeynut Cheerios. Substitute the milk for vanilla yogurt. stir very well with your spoon. Enjoy!

[Beautifull]

Too much noise!!!!

[faithosaurus]

I really do not want to take my calculus test tomorrow, no matter how easy the section is.

[ilikethatbook]

Fire when ready!

[JuniperWoolf]

My tonsil is cut. How does that even happen?

[Maximilianus]

My tonsil is cut. How does that even happen?
Probably a sharp piece of food. Maybe an overly hardened piece of toast (toasts have to be eaten immediately or they become hard and sharp in the edges).

[papayahed]

My tonsil is cut. How does that even happen?

Eating glass??


I just saw a commercial for Hooters. Seriously?? I despise Hooters, not because of what they are but that they try to pass themselves off as a family restaurant. blech.

[Beautifull]

Reading what you gave me.

[JuniperWoolf]

God it feels good to have an internet connection again. I had to go almost a week, I'm amazed that I didn't resort to carrier pigeons.

[country doctor]

it's best that the chatters buckle up before reading any of the doc's posts...

[Beautifull]

Meticulously long days...hate em.

[Scheherazade]

Prisoners kicked, no names taken...

Can't remember what to do with the ***es.

[papayahed]

Prisoners kicked, no names taken...

Can't remember what to do with the ***es.

Who are you Bugsy Malone now?

[faithosaurus]

Senioritis is really beginning to kick in. At least we're all done with tests in calc!

[Maximilianus]

There is an appealing mesmerism in the waters of the IPA alphabet, and in the siren-like chants emanating from its enchanted symbols http://www.smileyshut.com/Transports/ship-022.gif

[Veho]

What book shall I read...? Nothing on my shelf is capturing my fancy. Keep picking them up and putting them down again.

[Basil]

My nieces like to "borrow" my sister's cell phone and send me texts. Here's a chat I just had with my 9 year old niece Emma:

Emma: How are you doing?

Me: I'm a little hungry

Emma: So get something to eat!!!

Me: Nothing is ever that easy when you're in the Army, Emma

Emma: Oh.

Me: I have to find someone else who also wants to get something to eat because we're not allowed to go by ourselves.

Emma: Um...I don't know what to say to that.

Me: Can I tell you a secret, Emma?

Emma: Yes.

Me: The Army's stupid.

Emma: I'm going to tell them you said that.

[weltanschauung]

‎{x ∈ ℝ ||[−∞,∞], f(x) ≈ [δ( − x) = δ(x)]; δ(x) = 0 → t ≠ 0 } ↦ℕ
(ℵ ∪ ∞), i ∉ ℝ→ t>0.

[weltanschauung]

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c224/facist_jockitch/cmx/22d7aeab.jpg

[papayahed]

My nieces like to "borrow" my sister's cell phone and send me texts. Here's a chat I just had with my 9 year old niece Emma:

Emma: How are you doing?

Me: I'm a little hungry

Emma: So get something to eat!!!

Me: Nothing is ever that easy when you're in the Army, Emma

Emma: Oh.

Me: I have to find someone else who also wants to get something to eat because we're not allowed to go by ourselves.

Emma: Um...I don't know what to say to that.

Me: Can I tell you a secret, Emma?

Emma: Yes.

Me: The Army's stupid.

Emma: I'm going to tell them you said that.

1) Dude! I'm telling them too.
2) They don't trust you to eat by yourself? Is this just a Basil rule or does it apply to all army people?

[Heathcliff]

There are not good teachers and bad teachers. Just those who get respect and those who do not.

[Beautifull]

Ah. Words to like hurt, bruise, and make a mess of things, but I think it's the actions that cut cleanly and deeply, so that sometimes, one never heals from it...

[iamnobody]

Stupid computer!

[weltanschauung]

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/188507_10150189483817033_541527032_8362165_7570989 _n.jpg

[tigermoon]

I should be doing homework...

[chipper]

i should be finishing this treatment

[faithosaurus]

Spring break! Woo! (Definitely typing this from my phone so i apologize for any typos).

[Beautifull]

I think i wish I had more time....

[DocHeart]

Here I sit and hesitate
Shall I dump or masturbate?

(From a wall in the toilets of the library at Stirling University's Pathfoot building, circa 1994)