Make A Wish

[Riesa]

oh, Maaaaaannnnnn, I was just going to change it to a Texas Bluebonnet, but now I can't, 'cuz then you'll think I did it just because you wished it. :p

I wish pots wouldn't go around calling other people's kettles black. ;)

[Virgil]

Granted. Can you actually hear pots talking? I think we ought to get the straight jacket.


I wish I didn't eat as much as I did for dinner.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but you eat twice as much for lunch.

I wish I had more writing talent.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but you've no paper handy.

I wish i could run 1000 mph

[Nightshade]

granted but the friction wore your legs down to nothing

I wish I hadnt said yes

[Pendragon]

Granted! You spoke in Egyptian!

I wish I could think of something unique about now...

[Nightshade]

Granted but its not a nice unique
(btw Egyptien doesnt exsist its arabic :p :D )
I wish THis week was over

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but you missed the great opportunity you were longing for.

I wish it had been proper... :blush:

[tn2743]

. .

[Weeping Willow]

Grandted you are Properly dressed for your funeral!

I wish i could fly visit some people here...

[AimusSage]

granted, it's the old Icarus story all over again.

I wish I could stop

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Let me know if you change your mind and need paramedics to kick start the old ticker again.


I wish I had long hair again.

[rachel]

granted but whenever you go to sleep it comes alive with its' own personality and goes wild and when you wake up you have to take out sixty braids and go to work with incredibly wavey hair

I wish all children had loving parents

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but now you have too many children to handle.


I wish to meet Elizabeth and rachel in person.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but your the one on death row.

I wish I had magical powers.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you are abale to take out coins out of peoples ears :p...

I wish i had a more free spirit...

[TBtheG]

Granted but it's in a wheelchair.

I wish i was invisible.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You've got a blanket over your head so we can't see you.

I wish I had a new bow.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted Milord, here it is:
http://www.sensationalbeginnings.com/images/p6650B.jpg


I wish I could fulfill everyone else's wish.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but you stub your toe on a chair.

I wish I were an oscar mayer weiner.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Your life ends in obscurity during a hot-dog-eating contest.


I wish for a whistle.

[Riesa]

Granted, but it's a dog whistle, and you are in the artic tundra.


I wish I could go camping this weekend.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Hear there's a campsite on Skull Island that's nice, but Kong had a son if I recall the original movie sequence.

I wish I had the ability to write plays.

[shinigami]

granted, but all your plays will suck.

I wish Anime is real...

[AimusSage]

Granted, the world has been destroyed so many times it's not even funny anymore, and the people all look weird. Not to mention the sick things that happen in hentai.

I wish the sound is like music.

[rachel]

granted but it never never never stops even when you are sleeping.


I wish that I had a magic carpet bigger than the Queen Elizabeth ship to pick you all up on for a great litnet party.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but flight control doesn't allow it to enter national airspace.

I wish the scorpions would stop singing about their blackout

[TBtheG]

Granted, but they get 100000x more radio and televison coverage.

I wish actual good rap music got it's deserved mainstream audience.

[Virgil]

Granted, but who's ever heard of "good" rap music.


I wish I could doze off right now.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but you never wake up.

I wish I had the ability to stop and restart time.

[Riesa]

Granted, but only once, and only for one second.

I wish I never acted like a fifth grader and made my friends blush. (second time for that wish) I really should figure out how old I am someday.

[Virgil]

Not granted. Stay a fifth grader at heart.

I wish I never will hear the word honeysuckle again.

[Riesa]

Granted! but your wife moves you to Mississippi, where you have to smell it constantly. :lol: oh god, It hurts to laugh. :lol:

I wish I knew what became of Miss Quentin.

[Virgil]

Granted! but your wife moves you to Mississippi, where you have to smell it constantly. :lol: oh god, It hurts to laugh. :lol:

I wish I knew what became of Miss Quentin.
Granted. But she marries into your family.

I wish I were wittier, like Riesa or Xamonas.

"you have to smell it constantly" - I hope you mean the honeysuckle.

[Riesa]

"you have to smell it constantly" - I hope you mean the honeysuckle.
haven't you been discussing double entendres lately? :lol:





Okay, It's definitely time for sleep, sorry, granted your are wittier, but it's all the kind of wit that makes people blush and cringe.

I wish for Virgil to have a delightful night's sleep and a wonderful day at work tomorrow.

:wave:

[Pendragon]

Granted! I like Virgil too much to spoil it...

I wish I had a dime for every single time my heart got broken...

[chmpman]

Granted, but as the dimes build up you become greedy, and in an effort to get rich you are reckless (perhaps more than usual) with your feelings in relationships. Needless to say your heart becomes constantly broken and you cannot enjoy the material wealth.

I wish I had an endless supply of good music at my fingertips (wait...).

[TBtheG]

Granted, Unfortunately you die of AIDS.

I wish I had a 12 inch pianist.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, unfortunately, you sit on him by accident one day.

I wish for a 15 bags of Twix (I have a craving :D).

[TBtheG]

Granted, but I automatically take one from each package.

I wish a huge tub of Ben and Jerrys Chunk Monkey ice cream and an even bigger tub of Ben and Jerrys Cherry Garcia ice cream.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Your right foot is in the Chunky Monkey, and your left is in the Cherry Garcia.


I wish to go into space.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you can't breathe normally and you feel very lonely there.

I wish I hadn't to ask for clearing space again.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--you didn't (I noticed after a little while :blush:).


I wish for the trees of Sherwood to forget what they've seen. :blush:

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but you forget as well. :(


I wish I could take a walk in Sherwood Forest...

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but you have to live there. With the head of the Merry Men.


I wish for jellybeans (dunno why).

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but they stay stuck on your teeth.


I wish we had Proms in France.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but unfortunately France has become overrun with zombies.

I wish it rained candy every August 13th.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but the candy comes down hard, and kills hundred of people in the street.

I wish fire wasn't as fascinating.

[Virgil]

Granted! I like Virgil too much to spoil it...
..

Thank you Pen and Riesa.http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial2/christo/Christo_pancho.gif


Granted. But you're still an arsenist.


I wish I wasn't drowsy this morning.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now you're jumpy from too much caffine!

I wish I hadn't had three Panic Attacks this week...

[Riesa]

I can't ruin that. If it were only so.

I wish I could clean the entire house from top to bottom in five seconds.

[white camellia]

granted, and you swooned away and fell the moment you finished it-poor great mother.

i wish i could attend powwow at some state of the US now.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but it's a state of the union pow wow extravaganza, in whivh the honory guest speaker, Mr. President, gives a thirty hour eulogy of great natives in history.

I wish I knew what was going on.

[chmpman]

Granted, but what you find is going on is the absolute contradiction to anything you have presupposed to be real. Thus, your head explodes.

I wish I had my own apartment.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but I was in the very kitchen of that apartment when I started to see what was really going on. You have quite a mess to clean, sonny!

I wish I would have compacted all the hard times into the distant past, with still the majority of my future ahead of me to enjoy from now on in good circumstances.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but the world explodes tomorow, and you are left alive floating around in space for the remainder of your days.

I wish virtual reality was more sophisticated.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! It is now sophisticated enough to get bored with playing games with you and turn itself off.


I wish I could play my music as loud as I want to without pissing off the neighbours.

[white camellia]

granted, and now they all come to play their music in your house as loud as they want to!

i wish john lennon would come back to this world to play his music once more.

[shinigami]

Granted, but you won't be able to hear it because you've gone deaf.

I wish I was a perfectly healthy guy.[ as in above 6 inches and at least 6"0

[rachel]

granted, but now tall girls follow you everywhere and won't let you have a moment's peace.


I wish that I had my own helicopter to take sick people and orphans to beautiful places in a quick way for the day so they can experience nature they wouldn't otherwise get to see.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but all the beautiful places cease to exist.

I wish there was never a such thing as religion.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Also no scientific theories, politics, or anything else to argue about. Bummer. What a dull world, assuming it even exists.

I wish people would stop blaming everything on religion, race, politics, or anything else and finally realize people do things because people are people.

[Virgil]

I completely agree with that Pen. I couldn't bring myself to undermine that wish.


I wish I could download music to my brain so I could always be listening to something.

[blondeatheart]

that's what happens when you get a song stuck in your head.
did you know our memories store melodies best?

i wish i was happy

[rachel]

first of all welcome and second of all your wish is granted. And you get so happy you become totally annoying to all the others who are miserable and cranky.

I wish that I had a baby goat that would eat the grass on the lawn outside so the guy workers wouldn't come and be rather er um low in amount of clothes they have on on a sunny day.

[Virgil]

Granted. Now you can't ever get that silly smile off your face.


I wish I had the body of a twenty year old.

I like your avatar, by the way, Blonde.

[blondeatheart]

thanx - i wouldnt mind constantly smiling lol

granted. now you're completely stuck up and self absorbed lol

i wish my parents would stop being annoying and just understand
sorry am i allowed to post twice like this?

[Virgil]

Of course you're allowed. Welcome to lit net, by the way.


Granted, but they asign you all sorts of additional chores.


I wish I had a brand new car.

[chmpman]

Granted, but you notice a funny decayed smell coming from the trunk.

I wish I could do math and understand quantum mechanics.

[blondeatheart]

granted but then you become a nerd and all your friends ditch you while you spend all your spare time doing math lol

i wish everyone lived forever young

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but you notice a funny decayed smell coming from the trunk.
Granted, but one day when you're using whatever you use that stuff for, a freak accident occurs and become like that evil disformed dude from Power Rangers who tries to murder his ex-best friend time all the time.

[blondeatheart]

lol...
btw thanx vigil i signed on for help with an essay but meh rather chat on these sorta threads and my mum still thinks i'm doing work lol and i like ur avatar too

i wish i was rich and famous and beautiful

[WaxDoll]

i wish everyone lived forever young
Opps XD Sorry ;-)

Granted, but over-population occurs and the government is forced to blow up the world, and only the best are allowed to move to Mars (think the Simpsons), but the spaceship blows up along the way and the human population goes extinct. <--- run-on sentence :D

I wish I could read minds...

[WaxDoll]

Ahh! You keep beating me to the post, blonde XD

[blondeatheart]

lol sorry yay the simpsons is great!

granted but you hear what everyone is saying and all you hear is a loud droning noise and you go insane lol

ok same wish i posted b4 - i wish i was rich, famous and beautiful

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! I now make you rich and famous and beautiful....oh, and psychopathically insane as well.


I wish pollen would keep away from my eyes and nose.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you swallow it instead.


I wish I had chewing gums right now.

[white camellia]

granted, and you accidentally swallowed it.

i wish my gum not bleeding now.

[optimisticnad]

granted.
You are chewing gums of a human.

I wish to stop double posting cos others find in annoying.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but they find your triple posting even more irritating.


I wish that, just for one day, there would be no cars on the road.

[white camellia]

granted, and there's no human either.

i wish i could understand "Xamonas Chegwe".

[Pendragon]

ERROR MESSAGE 507: Sorry! Nobody completely understands XC. That's why we all like him!

I wish my hair would find some way to lay right, not that I mind wearing hats!

[rachel]

oh pooh, he is very understandable. probably the Most understandable person/teddy bear on the planet.

granted but now you find your hair lays on you like duct tape and you have to scrape it off your neck and shoulders every day and the hat doesn't help at all!

I wish I knew how to write poetry. it is a mystery to me.

[blondeatheart]

granted but you spend all ur time writing and go insane

i wish i didnt get homework for a month

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But of course you get triple homework next month.


I wish I could be more confusing and enigmatic. :D

[shinigami]

Granted, but you'll be so confusing that everyone will call you a freak...

I wish I was Miaka Yui from Fushigi Yuugi...

[rachel]

okay....granted but you get tongue tied just saying it and have to stay indoors from embarrasment in case anyone should get spit on next time you try!

I wish I could right today save someone from false imprisonment.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you take his place

I wish to act on a thought, instead of thinking on an act.

[Pendragon]

Granted, I think, if I act on it.

I wish the eight short stories I just sent to the publisher will be published!

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. The "Creative Writing for Dummies" crew are relieved to have plenty of examples of what not to do.


I wish I could raise one eyebrow but not the other.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but they never come back on the same level anymore. (I can do that btw :p )


I wish I could completely ace my exams.

[cateye515]

Granted but then you'll do so good you'll have to work harder next time in order to keep up the good work...

[ElizabethSewall]

Hehe... Cool anyway... :cool:

You forgot to express your wish, cateye. Pleased to meet you btw. :nod:

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Hello people - we have a wish hiatus here! :eek2:

[rachel]

ooh I have one. I wish that they manufactured xamonas chegwe dolls, then I would give one to baby hasia. They would be teddy bears that know everything in the world and she wouldn't have to go to school and could stay with me forever.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you do realise that they are all atheists and vociferous in their beliefs.

I wish I could speak japanese (but not only japanese - think of an original spoiler!).

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--now Godzilla follows you around everywhere you go (I apologize for any stereotypes this takes advantage of).

I wish anime weren't so overrated (sorry, samercury!).

[Riesa]

Granted! Now you are overrated. (sorry, don't mean it for realsies ;))

I wish yesterday was today, and today was next week.

[Virgil]

Riesa's got a new avatar. Is that a real picture of you? ;) Sexy.

Granted, but next week is what? I can't unravel the logic. :D


I wish I could unravel Riesa's logic.

[rachel]

granted but then she won't be mysterious to you any longer.

I wish I never had to leave faerieland

[blondeatheart]

btw bout the eyebrow thing two of my friends can do that - we call it the 'queer eye' lol

rachel - granted, but you forget reality and life ceases to exist, it just IS and you are doomed to wander the same paths forever, never to fall in love or dance int he rain
lol how random

i wish i knew how the guy i like felt about me

[shinigami]

granted, but that guy will feel that he hates you forever!!! mwahahahah!!!!

I wish that He would love me as I love Him.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Provided "He" is your dog.

I wish that the Ghost of the Dastardly's warnings were taken more seriously than the poetry!

[Riesa]

Granted, but then noone would compliment you on your grand poetry anymore. :nod:

I wish I had a ride-on lawnmower.

[rachel]

forget that jack, you'll never come inside and go on litnet or email me.
oh alright then, granted, but it can speak several languages and hurls insults at you in all of them and pouts and refuses to go at all!(sorry, sorry)

I wish that I owned a castle and an airplane to bring all the little children that need help to and all of you when you want and you could help me cheer them up. we could have a giant puppet show.....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but the castle is horribly haunted and reputedly the home to several large, hungry vampires and the airplane is only a hydraulic device for smoothing wood.


I wish my back didn't ache.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you grow a second head which takes over all pain reception. Unfortunately, it has a foul personality, and spits everyone in the face, including you!

I wish I could jump really high.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but you break both your legs when you come back on the floor.


I wish for my beloved Rachel to be the most happy person of the world. (I pity the poor one who will have to destroy that wish, this is heartbreaking...)

[AimusSage]

Granted, she is the happiest person in the world, but now someone else has to settle for second place.

I wish I knew what I was doing last weekend without having to think really hard.

[rachel]

oh really.......
granted, but it shocks you so badly you need to drink a bottle of whiskey to forget all over again.

I wish that Riesa would post her picture. I have one and she is adorable.

[Riesa]

haha, nice try.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey to drink. ;)

[Pendragon]

I'd grant that, but I'm a tee-totaler. Besides, right now, I feel like I could use one myself.

I wish people would learn to seperate a person from a character he or she may be playing.

[Regit]

you need to drink a bottle of whiskey to forget all over again.
Yeah, that ought to do it.

Oops

Granted, but then the play would be ruined by bad acting. :)

I wish they have live sports on in mid week.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you fail in your economics classes because you didn't study.


I wish it could remain spring time all year round.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but it's that time of spring thats still kind of cold.

I wish tennis never existed.

[white camellia]

granted, but why? and there's no boat on a river you could ever meet.

i wish i could finish my thesis before May 8.

[Pendragon]

Granted! 11:55 PM on the day before.

I wish I didn't have these reoccuring headaches...

[Riesa]

Granted! You now live underneath a highway, next to an airport and beside a train track, no headaches, but never a quiet moment.

I wish I could surprise my husband with an exotic getaway for our upcoming anniversary.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you find the South Pole a little barren, cold and devoid of nightlife.

I wish Doctors didn't keep trying to get me to give them blood tests.

[Riesa]

Granted! Now Doctors keep trying to get you to let them give you blood tests.
(everything okay, xc?) :(

I wish I lived next to the best Mexican food restaurant in the entire world.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! It's also the busiest, noisiest, restaurant in the world, open 24 hours a day and booked solid for the next 10 years.

Fine - just a routine blood pressure check but she always asks for blood - bloody vampires.

I wish I had bought 2 jars of this 3-fruit marmalade.

[chmpman]

Nevermind.

[AimusSage]

Granted, due to the added weight, you loose your balance on the way home, crash into a parked car, causing the car, which wasn't in gear to roll down the hill, crashing into your home, creating havoc in the living room. The thief that was robbing you just got away a second before the impact. The impact of the car ruins any chance of the police to catch the thief, since the crime scene has been tampered with beyond comparison.

I wish granting wishes was easier

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! So easy a child could do it - and they all do! Better not get em mad.


I wish I had a planet named after me.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the planet however does not agree and insists on being called 'The dude'

I wish the brightest star in my life would stop burning my skin whenever I get too close.

[rachel]

granted but it is because it is in love with you and now will drench you with tears because it cannot get close enough to you.

I wish teddy would just give into the pretty vampire nurse just this one time.

[chmpman]

Granted, but the two hit it off all too well and he never has time for the forum anymore.

I wish I could hit it off with a pretty vampire nurse.

[shinigami]

Granted, but that vampire nurse bites you where it hurts... or rather.. bites it off... [hahaha... sorry.. I just thought of sumthing..]

I wish that people would come to their senses and stop pollution once and for all... [ i'm an envirormentalist...]

[AimusSage]

Granted, human life has come to an end

I wish people would take things with a grain of salt.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but all that salt is bad for their blood-pressure and they all get hassled by vampire nurses!

I wish I had a sandwich.

[rachel]

granted, but it has been laced by a narcotic that makes you eat quickly, shower and head for the vampire nurse as soon as may be. And there she stands, beautiful, poised with her needle and voila ...it doesn't hurt very much. and she even kisses your owie.
and rachel is very happy.

I wish faeries ruled the world. (oh I can just hear the remarks )

[Riesa]

Oh, but they do, that's why everything is so bright and magical everywhere and all of the time, and why my house is continually spotless, because of my house-fairy that does all of the cleaning for me.

I wish I had a dog that wasn't so annoying.

[Bandini]

You do. He's just gasped his last in the back garden.

I wish I could be at optimum fitness without having to exercise.

[AimusSage]

Granted, because you never exercise and are still fit, a dog eats kittens.

I wish the martians weren't so into humans.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted, they are infinitely more interested in squid!

I wish I had gone to sleep last night.....:mad:

[AimusSage]

Granted, this is all a dream, when you wake up, you will not remember a thing.

I wish I was more clever in coming up with wishes.

[Nightshade]

granted but your so clever you lose sight of the fun.:nod:


I wish I didnt have to cook

[AimusSage]

Granted, you eat dry toast and water instead.

I wish I could figure out where I left my right handed pair of scissors.

[Jay]

Granted, you remember, find them, then realize you're actually left-handed.

I wish I could find a nice way of keeping my laptop cool.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the water of the little stream down the road really helps cool the laptop, the scenery there is really nice.

I wish I hadn't forgotten I am left handed.

[Jay]

Granted, but then I couldn't come up with such a nicely obvious granting of your previous wish :p

I wish I were more original :p

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you invent the first talking Toilt.. :P...

I wish i was thin..

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now two dimensional, and under certain angles are quite invisible.

I wish this wish not be granted without proper authorization.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you are Authorized!

I wish For global peace..

[AimusSage]

Granted, the world is a police state ala Equilibrium (If you haven't seen it, check it out, great movie)

I wish Winamp would quit stalling on me. :mad:

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you're computer is now crashed...

I wish i was not lazy...

[Pendragon]

Granted! Welocme to Davy Jones' Locker!

I wish I was a lawyer!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but the straight A student you always hid your grades from in high school is the presiding judge hallf the time, and you get called away to jury duty the other half of the time!

I wish I knew what effect every word I said would have.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but your vocal chords have disappeared.

I wish I could freeze time like on that movie Clockstoppers.

[chef]

granted, you have to keep wishing, sorry life is hard jaja jk
I wish i could somehow skip finals!!

[smilingtearz]

granted, tomorrow's the final skipping competition.. and you're second on the list..

sorry did you mean final exams :p .. the wish fairy misunderstood

I wish everyone could be online always..

[chef]

granted, but that shouldn't be granted because i hear you

i wish i didn't have to sleep... well actualy no i enjoy my sleeping jaja
mmm... ok i wish for more time to sleep jaja

[smilingtearz]

uhmm.. Mr.Sun, had poisoned PB & J sandwiches last night and he couldn't rise up next morning... now you can sleep forever..

i wish money grew on trees...

[chef]

men you keep wishing for good stuff it hurts to grant them jaja
sorry but your wish has to be granted because then everyone would kill for those trees

i wish there was a tree of PB & Js

[smilingtearz]

:lol:
too good a wish not to be granted. GRANTED!!

I wish i could meet all Litnet members someday..

[AimusSage]

Granted, you find out I am actually a martian in disguise. :)

I wish I didn't just say that.

[smilingtearz]

Granted... wouldn't i want to find out... disguise eh?? :D

I wish i could stay online always.. :D

[ShoutGrace]

I'm too slow eek!

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now an artificial intelligence.

I wish things are getting better and better all the time

[shinigami]

Granted, but you get better a fraction less than everybody else is and since everybody is also getting better at insulting you, you get hurt ( more effectively because you get open to your emotions better)...

I wish the people who want to go out with me stop pestering me about it so much...

[ShoutGrace]

Granted, now they stop pestering and commence forceable coercion.

I wish I didn't have to study things that I have no interest in . . .

[Riesa]

Granted! But now you have no interest in anything, and all you do is sit slobbering in a chair while life goes on without you.

I wish I was in a cool pub somewhere playing darts and drinking pints.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, the pre-requisite for entering the club was financial and emotional ruin.

I wish I could GO TO SLEEP!!

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but it's open only on wensday at 10 Am... :p..

I wish I was not who i'm am but who i was ment to be!

[Riesa]

Granted! But you are meant to be the village idiot.

I wish eyes in the back of my head.

[smilingtearz]

Granted, You don't have eyes in the front... only at the back of your head... eee.. don't want to imagine that, Riesa, i'm sure you're better off the way you are girl! :)

I wish Elizabeth was also here...........

[Riesa]

:D(I am better off the way I am, :lol:)
Granted! She's here, but she's damaged her typing fingers, so she just stares at the screen and can't play any games.

I wish for someone else to make dinner tonight.

[smilingtearz]

Granted, the elves came and tried to help, but all you've got is burnt porridge and dirty dishes... and a dirty kitchen.. OOPS!

i wish... umm... nevermind... it's too silly a wish!

[ShoutGrace]

i wish... umm... nevermind... it's too silly a wish!

I wish you would be more vocal about these kinds of things!

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now you have a nagging Eva on your hands! Tsk! Careful what you wish for!

I wish I had a little dog.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You are now the proud owner of the smelliest little furball around. Halitosis, perpetual grunge, etc. etc.

I wish I didn't have to go to work in 10 minutes . . .

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you sure could have used the hours!

I wish I could accomplish all my dreams with one stroke (not the ailment).

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! One stroke coming up - now where did I put the Cat o' nine tails?


I wish there was a cure for the common cold - right now!

[Riesa]

Granted, but you don't suffer from the common cold, you have the uncommon cold.

I wish I was in that picture of Jamaica that I'm looking at.

[Virgil]

Granted, but there's a tidal wave behind you that you don't notice.

I wish the Yankees would just lose.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but --- what am I supposed to say here, huh?!

I wish I had had a smart answer for that wish.

[smilingtearz]

Granted, I'm lending my brains to you for some time :D


I wish i had a nice wish...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you wish for what was once already yours (your brains back).

I wish I could double myself and take turns with my double in working on boring days at work.

[Riesa]

Granted! but then your double decides to double himself, and so on and son and and well, your signature will just never ever ever come true now.

I wish I was more like Martha Stewart.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Hope the jailbird outfit looks gooooood .

I wish this moment would never end!

[Pendragon]

Granted! Granted! Granted! Granted! Granted! Granted! Gran... ad infinitum....


I wish this rabbit would calm down for a while, he's making me nervous!

[AimusSage]

Granted, he is calm for a while, but then turns into the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog! If only you had the Holy Hand Grenate of Antioch!

I wish for something to be decided that is as of yet undecided.

[Nightshade]

granted the desion is not in your favour.


I wish dinner was ready so Im not stuck with Macdonalds

[Virgil]

Granted, but the person who's responsible for dinner ordered from MacDonalds.


I wish all days were as easy as this one at work. (I can't believe I'm all caught up!)

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But your boss decides he can do with one less engineer!


I wish they'd sort out my gas bill.

[rachel]

granted,
but then the gas company is taken over by private shysters who triple it.

I wish noone ever went hungry.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the martians go beserk and eat everyone. :goof:

I wish for............WORLD PEACE! :p

[davoarid]

Granted, but then humans would go weak from the lack of conflict and get eaten by the Morlocks.

I wish for free-market capitalism.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the remaining communists revolt and declare North Dakota as a communist nation.

I wish an A+ for a test on a subject that has yet to be invented.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You now have an A+ in Slug-tasting.


I wish I could stop coughing.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. Someone has taken out your vocal cords.. So now you just make the movement of someone coughing.. but you only breath very hard :brow: . I am so sadistic I surprise even myself ;)

I wish every guy I met would fall madly in love with me :goof:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. They all kill each other off fighting for your affections, and now all the women are mad at you for killing all their men.


I wish my girlfriend and I had the best possible chemistry.

[Riesa]

Granted! You both have the best possible chemistry set.

I wish paper towels came in different shapes.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! They come in regular, ripped in half and crumpled.


I wish I didn't have to wish.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but you want to, so you do anyways.

I wish they made edible glue.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but the first bite sticks your teeth together forever.


I wish I really knew.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you REALLY know you lack knowledge.


I wish someone else could choose my wish (runs out of idea...).

[WaxDoll]

Granted, they wish you unhappy.

I wish my science teacher would have a freak accident and be bed-riden until the end of the year *plots*

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but his father makes a much worse substitute!

I wish your avatar would turn its faces.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but his father makes a much worse substitute!

I wish your avatar would turn its faces.
My avvie? :angel: If so, who could possibly hate Darcy and Lizzie?

[Mililalil XXIV]

I respect their privacy, that's all, and I was stuck for a wish that wouldn't possibly turn sour for me.

By the way, are we still giving out grants?

[WaxDoll]

Voila... just for you ;-)

I hope you're satisifed now! My poor poor delicate feelings have been crushed and now I'm crying my eyes out :bawling: You feel so guilty that you can't sleep all night, and the next morning you fall sick with the flu (some how).

Who said it couldn't turn sour :P

[Mililalil XXIV]

Will you feel better if I feel ill? Just for you, friend?

[WaxDoll]

Hmm... I'll consider it :P

:angel:

Hehe... :sick:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Hmm... I'll consider it :P

:angel:

Hehe... :sick:
I wish you would. That's my new wish.

[WaxDoll]

Granted, but I immediately forget. Oh well... you'll have to live sickness free for a day... how will you stand it?

I wish the world was flat.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you live on the bottom of ithe world.

I wish I didn't waste a moment worrying when there is no need for it.

[smilingtearz]

Granted, your sent back in time to that moment... but the world still moves ahead... moments ahead...

I wish things made more sense...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but then your side effects are criticized by all the geniuses of the era.

I wish I had had a glass of water before getting one would wake others up.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but it's toilet water.

I wish there was a such thing as a steak tree, and right next to every steak tree would be a barbecue sauce tree.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but right on both of these are carnivorous slugs.

I wish I had cared more about French while I first took it in school.

[water lily]

Granted, but then China takes over the planet, and the world-language becomes Mandarin, while all other languages are wiped out.

I wish my muscles would stop being sore. (Lol, and you can't say "Granted, but you are dead!)

[Mililalil XXIV]

Grant Ed, if I may speak to you bluntly, your muscles feel spookily unstressed, and you never trust the way they feel ever again, because they feel to perfect.

I wish I had a grocery store in my bedroom right now.

[water lily]

Granted, but with the store come the customers.

I wish that most stop signs would be changed to Yield signs.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but yield signs are now the same color and shape as stop signs, and cops are always needlessly stopping you and then apologizing or else hastily issuing erroneous tickets.

I wish I owned a recording studio.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the russian mafia extorts you and forces you to record a single sung by their boss, his singing is so bad that the recording studio explodes with a loud bang.

I wish for a wake up call for my disfunctional brain.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately your functional brain turns out to be a much more sorrowfull rendition!

I wish I could keep my house plants alive . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, unfortunately for you, they are flesh eating plants. You feed them with meat, but as they grow, they develop a consiousness and eat you instead!

I wish I could dance. :)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted, but whilst dancing with Eva you suddenly have . . . oh I'm sorry but I can't disrupt that image :D :D ! It would be wrong . . .

I wish I could understand Finnegan's Wake . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, You are forced to explain it to everyone, but it cannot be explained, only understood, causing you great frustration.

I wish for me not to loose my head. (ack, running out of wishes) :)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! In keeping your head you also keep your madness, eventually resulting in the cataclysmic purchase of an overpriced antique vase!

I wish my wallet had a picture in it . . .

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you can have mine! :lol: :lol:


I wish fairy tales did come true...

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You are ferreted away as a sleeping beauty, tranquil and serene : an empty vision of you former vitality (but still purty darn good!)

I wish I could listen to better cultured music . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, you can listen to it, but it drives you mad all the same.

I wish I was king for a day.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, this is one day that the assasin had been planning on executing the King for years! (you probably survive though, octopus is semi-blunt force trauma resistant) :D

I wish my shower would stop dripping . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, it stopped dripping, now the water pours out and floods your bathroom.

I wish I could skate away.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You skate away from the only truth, the love of your life, etc.etc. I won't name her :D . She doesn't like to be talked about!

I wish the tortilla chips I'm eating were less salty . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, they are extremely sour. They create an acidic reaction in your mouth, causing severe burns.

I wish I had a heart beat.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You arise from the dead, but subsequently develop a Christological complex and end up crushed, destroyed, alone, and shamed, much like your predecessor. (forgive me Friend!)

I wish I could get my neck to crack . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, but unfortunately it leaves you paralized from the neck down.

I wish someone made a soundtrack of my life.

(you are forgiven :p)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, they decide to just burn a copy of Mili Vanili's greatest hits.

(You must know I wasn't talking about you! Enough!)

I wish I could better communicate . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now a Communicator from star trek.

I wish this wasn't some communication breakdown. :)

[ShoutGrace]

Oooooooh burn. Star trek? :D

Granted! You now comprehend everything I say, but unfortunately my ramblings send you into fits and fits of uncontrollable diarrhea . . .

I wish I could learn not to use disgusting phraseology . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now a politically correct, and boring stereotype of uniformity (sorry)

I wish life marches on (can anyone guess where I get my wishes from?)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Life marches toward a pointless end consisting of a brutally entropied Universe (don't worry leading astrophysicists say it won't happen for billions of years)

I wish I could wear headphones without discomfort . . .


(have you given us clues?)

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you are bold...

I wish i was the disapearing boy.

[Virgil]

Granted but you disappear into New York where we build up a great friendship.

I wish I had every music CD put out at my convenience.

Hey Willow. Have you seen the PB&J thread? We need song writers for the band. Check it out.)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! However, as soon as this wish is fufilled, you lose your hearing.

I wish I could quantify my thoughts . . .

[Weeping Willow]

nhaa virg sorry.. i droped music few years ago.. my drum set and my guitar are now stored deep in my room... no music left here...

[Pendragon]

Granted, ShoutGrace! Anything can be quantifed, but not made of value by being quantifed.

I wish this headache would bug some CEO of a company that is ripping people off!

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! CEO gets the headache and decides that because his life is so horrible he will be morally justified in ripping more poeple off!

I wish I had requested that my tax returns be mailed to my house . . .

[smilingtearz]

granted... whatever the wish was...

I wish David would appear online if he's actually just hiding...

[WhimsySA]

Granted, David appears online but is not interested in your conversation.

I wish I knew all answers to all questions ...

[Riesa]

Granted, but now you have nothing to look forward to.

I wish I my nerves were made of steel.

[WhimsySA]

Granted, but now you can't move!

I wish life was pure bliss!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but its my life!

I wish I could multiply any resource I wanted at will all the time.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted but the delivery of the multiplication always comes at the wrong time.
I wish for constant perfect health.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, but you have to stay locked in a hospital chamber, to be sure you never catch any disease.


I wish I had time to sleep and someone to watch over me while I do.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted! Hi!


I wish I were more organized.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but I organize you at a daycare centre.

I wish it was hours earlier in this same day all of the sudden, without loss to anything I have yet done.