Make A Wish

[Bongitybongbong]

Granted but you'll rather be inside.

Wish the graduation dance was sooner.

[Helga]

granted, it was yesterday....


I wish I was in love...

[amuse]

granted, but you're so delighted/enamored that you never sleep again. :)

i wish i didn't wish for what i haven't got.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you'd wish for what you already had in stead of getting on and enjoying it.

I wish it was june 22 already and Id finished all my exams and can get on with my reading.

[Koa]

granted but then soon it's school time again...

I wish I met an interesting guy one day soon...

[Jay]

Granted, you meet two and can't decide which one to go out with

I wish my CD would get un-stuck in the drive :p

[Bongitybongbong]

Granted but then the mouse will go on strike.


I wish I could get a deep sleep.

[kilted exile]

granted, you never wake up.

I wish I was still as fit as when I was 19.

[amuse]

granted, you are 19 again!

i wish that one of my (female) friends didn't have a crush on me.

[Bongitybongbong]

granted, but you will get a crush on her....

wish the heat would be less intense

[Nightshade]

granted but then it would be freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing cold!

[Bongitybongbong]

no wish.....just wastin space

wish the world wasn't so confusing

[Nightshade]

fine it isnt and there is no point to your exsistance ( sory)
I wish Bong wont kill me !

[Bongitybongbong]

somewhat granted, but I'm no making promises

I wish I was the top poster

[Miranda]

You can be the top poster, but pride comes before a fall and it's a long way from top and bottom and you might go bongitybongbong all the way down the stairs and bump your head.

I just wish that I could go to sleep and not lie awake wishing I could, amongst other things.

[Bongitybongbong]

granted

Wish stuff would happen soon.

[Miranda]

Here you are Bongitybongbong...lots and lots of stuff, just dont let it bury you.

Wish this wish would soon get to work..and then I'd be sleeping instead of writing this zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Helga]

granted, but only bad things happen soon and you'll wait forever for a good thing to happen.

I wish the med-student I like didn't have a girlfriend

[Loki]

Granted, but then he won't have any girlfriend at all and become a recluse from society.

I wish I hadn't been so foolish.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you would always be serious deadly dull and right!!

humm I wish I could have some icecream

[Koa]

granted but then you drop it on your tshirt :D

I wish I could have some food right now without having to cook it myself

[Bongitybongbong]

granted but it be too greasy to eat

I wish I was doing something

[Koa]

granted, but then you're so busy that you wish to have nothing to do

i wish i enjoyed he translation i'm doing

[Loki]

Granted, however. You won't enjoy anything else for a week! :D

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[wanderlust_ox]

Granted, but then you'll be too awake to go to sleep later.

I wish I didn't touch the cat with the suspicious thing on it's face that looks like it has flesh eating disease. (but odly there was no blood present, and it felt like either really rough skin, or a scab. What do you guys think happened to the cat? Will it harm me now that I have touched it? I'm scared!!)

[mono]

Granted, but, if it underwent suffering, take ease in the thought that you may have comforted it from any discomfort and pain. :)

I wish I had not consumed so much caffeine earlier, which led to my slight case of sleeplessness tonight.

[Loki]

Granted, but instead you'll be tired like I was earlier in this thread! ;)

I wish...do I wish anything? I wish I...no...I wish...I wish this wish wasn't so difficult to decide on! :D

[Bongitybongbong]

granted, but then you're so busy that you wish to have nothing to do

Yeah that's true.

I wish I had some to do but not so much.

[Scheherazade]

Granted;you have things to do but not enough time to do them!

I wish my wishes came true.

[Nightshade]

granted but as the saying goes "be carful what you wish for..."
I wish I didnt have to go out and I wish the library wasnt closed today and tomorrow.

[Helga]

granted, your stuck inside and can't go out, but library is open 24/7/365


I wish I was a happy gal...

[Scheherazade]

Granted but, being happy all the time, you will not be able to appreciate the truly happy times in life.

I wish I wish you were a fish on my dish.

[mono]

Granted, but then you would lose the ability to rhyme in such a way. :p

I wish I could sleep less interrupted.

[Monica]

Granted, but you could have a long lasting nightmare

I wish I was in Norwich.

[Koa]

Granted, but you are at the station and there's no bus nor taxi nor anything to get you anywhere you need... and of coure it's raining :D

I wish I was still enjoying my studies.

[Monica]

If you enjoyed your studies, you wouldn't want to finish them and start doing something different that you could enjoy even more :)

I wish U2 never stopped playing and singing...

[mono]

Granted, but then they would never eat, drink, or sleep.

I wish forming a resumé did not involve so many ridiculous, useless "rules of style."

[Helga]

Granted, but it goes both ways and they don't tell you the disgusting things they want you to do

I wish I didn't loud music and swinging my hair to get the guy across the street to notice me.... :(

[mono]

Granted - he will notice you when he wonders where the music went, and why a striking young woman re-assembles her hair so vigorously.

I wish the autumn would come soon (strangely wanting to return to school :p).

[Koa]

Granted but then it would be October now and the summer months would vanish and you'd be 3 months older without having lived those months.

I wish that guy on messenger had time to talk to me now

[mono]

Granted, then he falls madly in "Internet love" with you, gets obsessed over you, mysteriously finds where you live, and shows to your door every day. :eek:

I wish construction near where I live would finally end! It seems that some construction (though the goal seems progress) never progresses!

[Koa]

(well I wouldnt mind an obsessive lover I think...it would be good for my self-esteem)

Uhm granted but then when the constructions are finished they're so ugly that they look like a nightmare.

I wish I had met that guy in real life not online.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but unfortunately it turns out he has a nasty ex-wife and they are still fighting over their darling children..

I wish I would stop being in love with my ex.

[Koa]

(well that would be tragic, at 24...:D)

Granted but then you fall in love with his new gf :D

I wish I wasn't lazy.

[mono]

Granted, but then you will seem too hyperactive, drive everyone crazy, and complain of feeling bored. :D

I wish I had gone shopping for coffee this morning (ran out!). :eek:

[shortysweetp]

granted but now you are on a coffee buzz and cannot sleep. (i do that alot)

i wish summer class was done and my research paper turned it

[mono]

Granted, but then the autumn classes come, and you have near a year until another vacation.

I wish I could get the motivation to cook (the normal response to hunger).

[Snukes]

Granted, but you'll spend SO much effort doing it, that the fantastic, beautiful, scrumptious item which results will no longer look apetizing.

I wish I could decide when to go home.

[Helga]

granted, but your next problem will be deciding when to leave home.


I wish I could find something to do 'till I go to work

[Koa]

Granted but then you find so many interesting things to do that you forget to go to work.

I wish I didnt decide to go to Russia.

[mono]

Granted, but then you will never go, and will regret never taking the (so I have heard) beautiful trip.

I wish I did not feel so easily irritated today. :p

[Koa]

(LOL welcome to my world of unsensible irritableness mono :D)

Granted, but then you'd accept anything that's being done around you and people would take advantage of it.

I wish I could persuade myself not to stay online late in the evenings.

[Monica]

If you didn't stay so late, you might have never come across this wonderful site :D

I wish U2 had a concert in Poland again.

[Koa]

Granted, but then they play all the same songs in the same way and at the 300th concert you start to get bored :D

I wish my hair didnt need washing every single day :(

[mono]

Granted, but then you would not know how often to wash it, and if you washed it too often your hair would probably dry, and if you washed it not enough, you may look like this: :lol:
http://www.perfectdreadlocks.com/images/dreadlocks.jpg

I wish I could get the motivation to do my laundry.

[CheshireCat87]

granted but then u would be come analyretentive about your laundry and would most likly become a germaphobic and would wash you cloths so much that they would fall apart if you wore them so then you would frame them and hang all you cloths on the walls but then would have nothing to wear and there for could not by new cloths you would then kill your family and friends in a rage about their dirty socks and the police would come over and you would try to run away because they had some lunch on their shirts they would tackle you down (still in the nude) and would have to tazzer you you would go to a mental instatution where ur room mate was a friend of clean cloths and would result in you killing your self.

i wish i could controll time

[CheshireCat87]

is no one going to grant my wish

[Jay]

This is a forum, not a chatroom, responses do take a few hours at times.

[CheshireCat87]

well sorry still u could have granted my wish i mean every one els got their wishes granted all and want if for some one to grant my wiht and then turn it around so its a bad thing

[Jay]

Yes I could have, didn't feel like it though.

Granted, you're able to control time but suddenly you realise everyone else can as well.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.

[CheshireCat87]

well thats just plain rudeness

[amuse]

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow.granted - but someone else gets your job and you are bored out of your mind.

i wish my thoughts weren't quite so random sometimes.

[chmpman]

Granted, but then your thoughts become fixated on finding an inch-long mathematical equation to explain the universe, with little hope of accomplishing it.

I wish I wasn't so lazy and could find more productive things to do with my time.

[Koa]

Granted, but then I'd envy you for having been able to do that.

I wish people were always reasonable.

[Koa]

well thats just plain rudeness

Nope that's how forums are like...you post, people reply when and if they feel like it... it's not a duty, we're here to relax not to feel obliged to do something...

(btw the point of the game is to spoil wishes, not just grant them...yeah sorry I know this was fussy ;))

[mono]

I wish people were always reasonable.
Granted, but then this darkly amusing thread of chaos, just preceding your post, would not exist.

I wish it did not have to rain today.

[shortysweetp]

granted but then there is a draught and everything you love about your city dies.

i wish the pizza place wasnt out of mushrooms

[Koa]

Granted but then they have only poisonous mushrooms instead...

I wish I was rich ;)

[shortysweetp]

granted but then everyone uses you for your money and you soon realize that you are alone in the world.

i wish my headache would go away

[Koa]

granted but then you'd have nothing to complain about ;)

I wish I was beautiful and stupid

[shortysweetp]

granted but then once again people would just use you for your beauty and you would never find true love.

I wish I was already moved

[Koa]

(
granted but then once again people would just use you for your beauty and you would never find true love.
I'd probably prefer it to not being even used)

(moved as in changing home you mean?) granted but then you'd miss the 'fun' of packing everything.

I wish I could spray my brother cat's with purple paint

[Bianca Fransen]

Ouch.. moved, as in 1. "close to (perhaps joyful) tears in an emotional response" or moved as in 2. "going to a new house"? I will grant both.
1. Granted, but e-ve-ry-thing will move you in future.. A simple thing as there being tea in your kitchen will move you to the point of crying. And even worse: your daughter will copy your behavior.. and on her it looks a bit funny ;) .
2. Granted, but the movers have moved your stuff so fast that half of it has entered a different timezone. Einstein would have been curious how you guys did that. :lol:

I wish I did not have glasses.

[Koa]

granted but then you just cant see anything without glasses and hit a post as soon as you get out of home.

I wish there wasnt a damn mosquito in this room

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted, it will no longer be 'a' mosquito.. He/she will call his friends.. :brow:

I wish I could do magic things.

[Koa]

(LOL, you're mean! ;););))

Granted but then you mess it all up and you can't put things back to place (like Mickey Mouse in that movie...Fantasia or whatever you call it)

I wish I was more active

[CheshireCat87]

granted but then you become an olympic athlete and to push yourself you take steroids and you get disqualifided and are attacked by an angery mob

i wish there was no poverty

[arabian night]

granted but you will be living in the stone age ;)

i wish am in switzerland right now

[amuse]

granted but instead of snow, pollen falls and you can no longer ski there.

i wish the guy from work would ask me out.

[snehil]

granted but you'll be out doing some other work.
I wish I was in the most beautiful place in the world with very gud and cooperative people all around.

[Helga]

granted, but they don't like you

I wish the cuet guy working across the street would ask me out (in spirit of az)

[Basil]

The cute guy from across the street does ask you out, but he has an ulterior motive: his heart aches for Amuse, and he is only using you to make her jealous. Conversely, the boy Amuse pines for is not interested in her: Helga is the only name he yearns to hear. It's the classic love triangle, except that it's a parallelogram.

I wish I could type faster.

[mono]

Granted, but then you develop carpal tunnel. :eek:

I wish the Aleve I took earlier would have healed my headache.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but this Aleve is strange stuff.. it also works as a truth serum and you end up telling everyone what you really think about them. Even if you'd probably better not ;)

I wish I did not feel so tired.

[shortysweetp]

granted but now you are restless and can never sleep again.

i wish my research paper was done

[mono]

Granted, but then, finishing it so early, a desperate student in your class, not having finished his, realizes you have completed yours, and plagiarizes from yours, so that two of the same essays get turned into your instructor. :eek:

I wish June 15th would come, so Charlie and the Chocolate Factory would appear in theatres!

[shortysweetp]

Granted but so does all the little kids in town and you dont get a seat for days.

I wish I could concentrate on my paper since it is due in 8 hours and I havent written a single word

[Helga]

granted, but you are so concentrated that you forget the time. you finish a great report but when it's over, it 10 o'clock.

I wish it wasn't raining so I could be outside and lay in the grass.

[shortysweetp]

granted but then bugs bite you, then you have an allergic reaction and die.

I wish I was out laying out at the river enjoying myself in the sun.

[Koa]

Granted but then suddenly a storm comes and you're stuck in the middle of the field during the whole time and you get so wet and you get a cold.

I wish I finally got my money from the last job I had.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but they give you 1.000.000 more.. Which seems great.. until the moment that they sue you.

I wish I did not hear the trains all night..

[Monica]

Granted, but then you could fall asleep and have an awful, awful nightmare.


I wish I didn't have stomachache.

[mono]

Granted, but then it reminds you of how you ache everywhere else.

I wish my neighbors could play music quietly, and not involve so much drinking. :p

[Koa]

Granted but then you have boring 70-year-old neighbours who come and ask you for help for any stupid thing every 5 minutes.

I wish I was a singer in a band

[mono]

Granted, but then everyone constantly pesters you to have an autograph, everywhere you go.

I wish my school library would turn off the air conditioner (it feels nearly freezing here). :cold:

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted, but now they have a new policy which is that you have to stand there for a couple of hours per week and wave with things (I don't know how else to describe it) so that cool air goes in the room. It will take you much time and your arms will ache.

I wish I had a larger English vocabulary

[Sally Brown]

Granted, but then people don't understand you anymore, because your expression is too difficult.

I wish life was a dream.

Bye,
Sally

[mono]

Granted, then it becomes a nightmare.

I wish I could stop yawning, despite not feeling tired.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted, but now your teath are stuck together with superglue and eating and drinking also becomes a problem.

I wish my muscles would not ache so much after going to the gym.

[Miss Darcy]

Granted. They won't ache after the gym but they will ache after sitting two hours on the computer. ;)

I wish I could play (the violin) like Fritz Kreisler.

[Koa]

Granted but then this Fritz guy is envious of you and it ends up like the Mozart-Salieri thing ;)

I wish I spent more time reading, as I used to do as a child.

[NNoah3]

Granted but then you would spend less time in front of your computer.

I wish to be in my parents home (taking vacations) instead of being at work.

[mono]

Granted, then your parents will not stop leaving you alone.

I wish not-so-smart people would not invite their pets into the laundromat.

[amuse]

granted, but now they invite them to the library.

i wish that i find a new & wonderful place to live very soon.

[Koa]

granted but also some annoying neighbours find that place and your peace is over

I wish I didnt like chocolate...

[kilted exile]

granted, you hate it. However, it is the only food source in existence.

I wish I did not have to go to college in the summer.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. Instead you have to work all summer delivering papers and washing plates..

I wish I would write a brilliant book.

[mono]

Granted, but someone finds your transcript before copyright and plagiarizes your work. :(

I wish my headache would go away.

[shortysweetp]

granted but now you are sneezing

same as mono stupid allergies

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but you discover that you loose your headache by staying indoors and watching great classical movies all the time... So your studies don't go as planned..

I wish I was a very pretty girl.

[mono]

Granted, but then many men stalk and kidnap you, like Helen of Troy, which later begins a war.

I wish I could have slept longer this morning.

[Koa]

Granted, but then you might have slept till late afternoon and wasted a whole day of your precious life.

I wish I wasn't scared of driving in fast roads and in the metropolis-traffic so that I could drive to Milan to join a forum meeting tonight.

[mono]

Granted, but then you get involved in a ridiculous amount of road-rage, associated with many people driving so fast.

I wish I could get away from this computer and do some studying for my exam tomorrow.

[avolita]

Granted, but then you can't find books to study and the light out.

i wish i could go to Madiun to see my boyfriend.



"It is only alone, truly alone that one bursts apart, springs forth."
--Maria Isabel Barreno

[Koa]

Granted, but then you find out he's gone somewhere else for those days so you've gone there for nothing.

I wish that people who have boyfriends (or girlfiriends) never mentioned them unless it's absolutely necessary to the conversation (eg the source of an info, or something like that)

[Bianca Fransen]

:lol: :lol:
Granted. But two weeks from now you are madly in love - and he also with you.. And absolutely nobody wants to hear it from either of you :brow: :goof:

I wish I would be wise and take a shower right now :D

[Koa]

Granted, but there's only cold water...

I wish there wouldnt be couples in this world - everybody single :D

[kilted exile]

Granted, but as soon as you get in the shower the phone rings

I wish I could remain a lazy student.

[Koa]

Granted, but then you run out of money...and also, everybody else goes on with their life and you are still studying and grow older and all the new students are so much younger and they make you feel old...
(sounds like 'reasons why I struggled to do my studies quick rather than lazying at Uni for 10 years - which I'm starting to regret of course :D)

I repeat my wish that was swallowed in our posting at the same time:

I wish there wouldnt be couples in this world - everybody single

[kilted exile]

Granted, but the human race dies of in 70years time, as no new offspring are being produced.

I wish it was less humid.

[mono]

Granted, but then the weather turns dangerously warm and dry, and the oceans and seas turn to immense piles of sea-salt.

Again, I wish my college's library would turn down the air conditioning! :cold:

[Koa]

Granted, but then they turn it off completely and you melt...

I wish I wasn't so intolerant.

[Miss Darcy]

Granted, but then you're so tolerant that everybody starts getting the better of you.

I wish my eyes were better. (As in, could see better, would be better quality, etc :D)

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. But are you really sure you want to see the people around you this well :brow:? It turns out all your friends have very, very bad skin.. and it makes you a bit nausious to look at it in detail all the time ;).

I wish I had a clear skin :cool:

[mono]

Granted, but, in turn, because your skin gets so clear, it promotes lots of abnormal hair growth. :p

I wish the gardeners outside did not have to work so loudly.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. they all come inside to have a cup of coffee with you.. and bore you to death with long talks.. Ah, I wish I could come up with more to spoil it for you ;).

I wish my dad would make a fortune and take us all on a long cruise for the summer..

[Miss Darcy]

Granted but the ship you're on does a Titanic. ;)

I wish I could understand Japanese. Oh, and German and Italian as well. :D

[mono]

Granted, but you constantly receive numerous phonecalls, at all times of day and night, to translate script and messages.

I wish I had not renewed the lease on my apartment so I could move out (summer time, in this area, sounds so noisy).

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. You even have to move out.. But you find only a bench in the park to stay...

I wish I would be smart enough to understand this computer..

[mono]

Granted, then everyone would feel jealous of you, and Bill Gates may hire someone to prevent you from telling of your understanding, since he, apparently, seems the only one who can understand computers. :p

I wish I could go vacationing.

[shortysweetp]

granted but then where you go on vacation is packed and you have no fun

i wish i was taller :)

[Koa]

Granted but then your best friend is so much shorter that when it rains you're always the one who keeps the umbrella to avoid being hit by it...and after a while your arm hurts
(stupid one eh? lol. but i talk from experience)

I wish my mum wasn't spying around

[shortysweetp]

Granted but then she never comes around at all and you start to miss her terribly and ask her to spend all her time with you.

Once again I wish this stupid allergy migraine would go away.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. But (*assuming here that it is an allergy that emerges in the season that all flowers start to bloom, or am I mistaken?*) now it is winter all year long and you start to miss the other seasons.

I wish I had lots of energy.

[shortysweetp]

granted but then you start to irriate the people around you with all your energy

no i have year round allergies

i wish the allergy medicine didnt make me have cotton mouth.

[mono]

Granted, it makes you salivate uncontrollably. :eek:

I wish I had worn sunblock yesterday.

[amuse]

granted but you applied such an enormous quantity that it has yet to wash entirely off.

i wish my good friend hadn't hurt my feelings/pissed me off royally by belittling the "easy" exams here/the education i'm receiving in america.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. Instead she is going to admit they are very, very difficult. Only problem is: she is right this time - they are the most difficult exams in the world :brow:.

I wish I did not have this uncontrollable tendency to tease you guys :D

[Koa]

granted but then we all find you so boring :D

i wish i had the patience to wait for webpages to load instead of getting irritated

[mono]

Granted, but then you pay ridiculous prices for high-speed Internet (DSL, cable, etc.).

I wish I had the money to purchase a high-powered microscope I saw at a science museum.

[Koa]

(well I already have high-speed internet :P)

Granted but then all you see in the microscope looks exactly the same :D
(yuck, the rare times I looked into a microscope everything looked just disgusting to me :S)

I wish I knew what I wanted

[Nightshade]

Granted but then youll miss getting all those things you didnt know you wanted till you get them ( does that make sense?)

I wish Trolley will get here tomorrow

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. But you have not expected him/her (who is Trolley?) so you are out.. and he/she is very dissappointed.

I wish I had not found yet another wonderful forum... :eek2:

[mono]

Granted, but then boredom and regret would haunt you. :eek:

I wish I had more to do today other than clean my apartment.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you would never get your apquooteartment clean and then bad things will hapen..:brow:

I wish I wish I wish for spinach
____________________________________

who is Trolley?)
Trolley is ihrock's world travelling Troll (http://www.online-literature.com/forums/showthread.php?t=12362) and is supossed to come on holiday with me to Egyt tommorrow but that means she has to arrive today and I dont think she will:bawling:

[Koa]

Spinach? :rolleyes: Granted but then after a while you get bored of spinach but all you have is spinach but you want a chocolate cake instead you have to have a spinach cake. Yuck.

I wish I started to pack my suitcase.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you would be bored.

I wish I knew what to wish for

Koa where are you going?? anywhere nice??

[Koa]

Koa where are you going?? anywhere nice??

Going to Russia as I'll prbably explain later - still have 2 days for the suitcase though :)

And I'll let someone else go on with the game...

[mono]

I wish I knew what to wish for
Granted, then you would attain what you wished for, and would have nothing left to wish (very miserable, when you think of it).

I wish I could go enjoy the nice weather today, instead of attending class.

[Koa]

Granted but then you decide to skip class and a storm comes and it gets cold and moreover your teacher spots you in the street and you get into troubles for skipping that class.

I wish I still had a brain.

[amuse]

granted, you have two. :p

i wish i could eat all the sweets i wanted to!!

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. You could have as many sweets as you want, without thinking about your weight, your teeth and your finances. But all your friends are so absolutely jealous you never see them again... *gosh, I know how to spoil a dream*

I wish I could read, write and come to forums all night without being tired the next day..

[mono]

Granted, but then you go blind from eyestrain. :eek:

I wish I had the motivation to go to the store and buy coffee.

[Koa]

Granted, but you get to the store and they have no coffee left...:D

I wish I had remembered to post that letter today

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but then you would have sat in a chair all day, knowing that you had to post that letter, but just not feeling like doing it :goof:

I wish the woman I rented a room from would give me back my money (the money that she is supposed to return now that I have left the room in good shape).. It is a lot of money - so now I cannot go on vacation :flare: I feel very robbed.

[shortysweetp]

granted but now you go on vacation and it rains the whole time and you are miserable.

btw why didnt she give you back your deposit?

i wish i make a an a or b in my english class.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted, but you are so happy about this that you mess up all other things.

Ehm.. in answer to your question: she said she would give it back, but never did, then started blocking my calls.. and she is leaving for Germany in two days.. for good. I actually think she planned this. I left the room very early - I rent it to 30th July.. but left it the first. So I was planning not to pay the last month, so that she could see my deposit as my last months rent (since I had to pay my rent on the first and she had to give me back my deposit on the first - and it was both 350 euro). But two weeks before I left she came with a complicated story, about not being able to withdraw money from the bank.. and her daughter having to pay some things at school.. and whether I could give the money for July two weeks early? I was not happy about that, but went and collected the money immediately. Thinking I would get it back after leaving my room. But no way... The fact that it seems she planned it the moment I told her I would leave early.. makes it even worse.

I wish I would not feel like hiring a hit man :eek2: :angel:

[shortysweetp]

granted but you no longer feel like doing it because you actually did it and now you are going to jail. so you really dont get your vacation.

i wish my hubby would get up so we could go to lunch.

[mono]

Granted, but he does not consider himself a "morning-person," wakes really grouchy, and makes lunch miserable (hypothetical, I know :p).

Thinking of which, I wish I had not slept in so late.

[GruesomeBugman]

granted, but you didn't get to sleep at all, and are now falling over tired.

I wish I didn't have such a headache.

[shortysweetp]

granted but now you have a tooth ache

i wish lunch had been good

[Koa]

Granted but then it was so good that you ate so much that you become sooooo fat that you can't get through doors.

I wish I didn't need more than 2-3 hours of sleep, and I could feel fine anyway with so little sleep.

[amuse]

granted - but everyone else is only awake for 2-3 hours.

i wish i were able to visit other countries by myself (amn't comfortable with the thought).

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. You travel everywhere, see everything.. have a wonderful adventerous life.. But by the time you are old - you have forgotten where your home country is :bawling:

I wish the list with books 'to read soon, because I am dying to know their plot and style of writing' would be much, much shorter.. so I could include more books from this forum.

[mono]

Granted, but you end up reading Cliff's Notes (very, very, very condensed versions of books) too often, and you have little exposure to the true literary art of the author(s) you admire.

I wish I had some tortellini to satisfy my present craving.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. But then you develop a weird craving for cooked werewolf (told you it was strange).. and there is no WAY you are going to get that.

I wish I could spoil dreams even better :smash: :blush:

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you will never be able to sleep again

I wish I could be a little less paranoid

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but you end up being naive.. and people take advantage of you

I wish Harry Potter had had a happy ending :bawling:

[mono]

Granted, but then Harry Potter sequels would continue infinitely to the joy of some readers, but disappointment to others.

I wish I had slept better last night, despite the very hot weather.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. Somehow you turn out to sleep better when it is really hot. But now in normal temperatures you keep waking up, because you think it is cold..

I wish I would never feel sadness again.

[Miss Darcy]

Granted, but then you stop feeling happiness after a while...you just get this empty feeling.

I wish I knew who left me that voicemail message in Japanese. *annoyed expression at the bulk of her friends* Or actually, no, maybe I don't want to know. Sorry about that...um...change it.

*Below is the part you have to read*

I wish some evidence supporting my theory about the anonymous voicemail message came my way soon...

[mono]

Granted, but then you would discover that the person speaks of something secret, such as codes in statistical analysis where a politician will make a surprise visit soon.

I wish my writer's block, that I have had for nearly a week, would end.

[Miss Darcy]

Granted, but then all you write is nonsense. :D

I wish I had more free time.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but you have all this free time, because you can no longer play the violin (*boy, if I ruin a dream.. I have to ruin it drastically*).

I wish I would have a beautiful singing voice.

[amuse]

granted, but you live all alone in the midst of a wilderness that you cannot leave and no one else may enter, so it's unappreciated and you die of misery because you cannot share your gift.

i wish i weren't anemic and could breathe while doing cardio exercises so that i could use the stairmaster.

[mono]

Granted, then you develop polycythemia (a disorder of having too many red blood cells in your blood), and still have trouble breathing while exercising, due to having too thick of blood. :eek:

I wish I had worn sunblock today, now having a bit of a sunburn.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. but you also stayed out of the sun all day.. so you looked quite funny with all that sunblock :cool:

I wish I would finally get my deposit back.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but after a mistake at the bank, your bank-account has been suspended and the deposit is all you have left in terms of monetary value.

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted, but after a mistake at the bank, your bank-account has been suspended and the deposit is all you have left in terms of monetary value.

As my situation is right now, I think I would actually gain from that :brow: :lol:



I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow
Granted. You are fired.

I wish I would not get angry so easily.

[mono]

Granted, then everyone takes advantage of you. :eek2:

I wish I did not have to schedule that appointment with an optometrist (though I think my eyes have gone bad over the years of reading).

[baddad]

Granted MOno, but I fear to type the obvious curse.....don't want to invoke some cosmic karma backlash..........


Somedays I wish I was simple, a less complicated person

[mono]

Granted . . . (I cannot think of anything bad about this) . . . but . . . then people taunt you for your simplicity, like in Isaac Singer's Gimpel The Fool - an excellent short story, making simplicity difficult but rewarding. ;)

I wish I could sleep better, despite the weather's heat.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted.. somehow you sleep for weeks and weeks.. but all your friends and family start to worry a lot. And your fellow students start to use you as an object for study :idea:

I wish I was a bit more optimistic about my future.

[GruesomeBugman]

Granted, but you'll get no suprises and/or enjoyment out of anything you encounter.

I wish I were able to head home from my "vacation" early.

[mono]

Granted, but then you determine you never want to leave home, result as a home-bound recluse, and your motto proceeds: "all work and no play makes GruesomeBugman a dull girl." ;)

I wish I could go on vacation - maybe travel to Massachusetts and visit graves of my favorite authors.

[Bianca Fransen]

Granted. But visiting all those graves makes you have a complete change of heart. All of a sudden you view all the time spent reading and writing as lost.. from that moment on you constantly want to spend your time with friends and family.. and the world looses another poet and playwriter :bawling:.

I wish I would feel strong and energetic.

[GruesomeBugman]

Granted, but then you determine you never want to leave home, result as a home-bound recluse, and your motto proceeds: "all work and no play makes GruesomeBugman a dull girl." ;)


sounds like my life as usual, and I wouldn't mind getting back to it =)

Granted, but never again will you get to relax, as you constantly must use all the energy you feel.

[Bianca Fransen]

Haha.. oops.. But what is your wish, GruesomeBugman? Please tell me, so I can drastically spoil it :brow: :D

[Jay]

Granted, but GruesomeBugman will spoil your wish of spoiling hers so she's not posting a wish for you to spoil :D

I wish I had a bigger harddrive, so many songs, so little free space :D

[Keltic Banshee]

Granted, but then it crashes and you lose everything on it (happened to my too many times to remember...)

i think I've wished this before but... I wish I had a working time travel device that didn't create time loops and allowed me to travel a few months back in my life and then re-do things differently ^_^

[Jay]

Meanie! I would have a backup hdd of course ;)

Granted but you know what? The time device does not create loops but its manual is written in a language no one on Earth has ever spoken ;) :D

whoops, forgot to make a wish :p

I wish I spoke any language I wanted.

[Aramis]

You're wish is granted, but you never speak the correct language to the correct person.

I wish I had a great singing voice. ;)

[mono]

Granted, but then you practice singing too often, get a very large "barrell-chest," and have trouble with activity. :p

I wish my cell phone had better reception at my college (this makes me crazy!).

[Taliesin]

Granted, but you fall out of the college, so it doesn't matter to you anyway.

We wish that Emily655321 would return to this forum.

[mono]

Granted, but she only returns for one post, and says hello to her forum friends, never to return again. :eek2:

I wish I could feel more stable and determined with my decisions.

[Pensive]

Granted, but don't decide to leave the forum.

I wish that I have a guitar.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but you didn't specify strings. http://www.websmileys.com/sm/music/musik04.gif

I wish I could write a novel.

[Pensive]

Granted, But it must be about Pensy and her bird Pansy.

I wish that Pansy would never die.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but you didn't ask for yourself, Pensey, dear...http://www.websmileys.com/sm/sad/1346.gif

I wish I could change the world...

[kilted exile]

Granted, but you can only make it worse.

I wish I was in Turin watching the olympics.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted but your nation lost on all events but curling.
I wish I could just do a "general arts" BA.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but it won't do you any good.

I wish for nothing (ruin that!) :lol:

[Pensive]

Granted, but now everything will be taken from you because now you wish for nothing. *smiles*

I wish that people will not be at strike again.

[Virgil]

Granted, but now they work real, real slow.

I wish I was dancing. Just in a crazy mood.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you only dance yodel ! :lol:

I wish i was a ghost!

[Virgil]

Granted, but you get ghost busted.

I wish I could have a day to myself.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but tommorrow the world is destroyed.

I wish for happiness.

[Virgil]

Granted, but a dark cloud rains on you ever time you laugh.

I wish for a good massage.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but your massuse is The Frankenstein Monster...

I wish I knew what was going on!

[Pensive]

Granted, you would not like to know that whats going on because they all are talking about your fatness.

I wish that I will eat "Gurr" today

[Virgil]

Granted, but your massuse is The Frankenstein Monster...

:lol: But as long as it's a good massage, do I care? Well perhaps.

Granted, but whatever "Gurr" is it's spoiled by the time you eat it.

I wish it would get warm out.

[Whifflingpin]

Granted - globally, so we'll all drown and then fry.

I wish I were more witty
.

[Pensive]

Granted, but this witiness of yours can lead you into trouble.

I wish that I would get into Cambridge University.

Virgil, "Gurr" is a kind of brown sugar.

[Virgil]

Granted. Period. That's too serious to make a joke of. I hope you do, Pensive.

I wish I could sing in a rock and roll band.

[emily655321]

Granted. But it's a very poor one with ugly groupies with missing teeth, and an obsessed fan kills you in your sleep.

I wish life had a "delete" button, and I could backspace and start over as much as I wanted.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it goes all the way back to conception and you are never born.

I wish I was on a carribean cruise.

[emily655321]

Granted, but it sinks in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish I worked in an alternate dimension, and when I went home I still had the whole day ahead of me.

[Virgil]

Granted, but that alternate dimension warps your body and makes you look fat.

I wish I had read all the good books in the world.

[emily655321]

Granted, but people stop writing books and you have nothing left to read.

I wish my computer was set on a timer and would shut down by itself when I'd used it too long.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But then the timer breaks and you can't get the bloody thing rebooted! http://www.websmileys.com/sm/comp/comp03.gif

I wish I could sail away to a island in the South Pacific!

[Virgil]

Granted, but you are stranded there and have to live on coconuts and grass.

I wish I had a servant to have coffee ready for me in the morning. "Will you want one or two sugars with that, sir?" "Three, Charles, and a spot of milk."

[Riesa]

Granted, but he secretly hates you and adds questionable ingredients to your coffee before he brings it to you.

I wish I could freeze time..........

[emily655321]

Granted, but it gets stuck on the moment you sleep-walk out of the house naked and wake up to find yourself on Main St. with a crowd staring at you. And you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your foot. And there's a toothless dog nibbling on your leg. And then a pirahna eats you.

I wish I could think of the perfect thing to say when the opportunity arises, instead of always later that night.

[kilted exile]

granted, but the conversation continues and nobody pays any attention to what you said.

I wish I could just live in Crail and sit by the harbour all day long eating fresh fish suppers.

[emily655321]

Granted, but the fish is full of mercury and you die without having accomplished anything in your life.

I wish cleaning the bathroom was fun.

[Riesa]

Granted, but everything that is Really fun now becomes total drudgery.


I wish I could live by the Carribean in perpetual summer.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it gets stuck on the moment you sleep-walk out of the house naked and wake up to find yourself on Main St. with a crowd staring at you. And you have a piece of toilet paper stuck to your foot. And there's a toothless dog nibbling on your leg. And then a pirahna eats you.

I wish I could think of the perfect thing to say when the opportunity arises, instead of always later that night.
What's with Emily and being naked? :D That the second one today. Do you walk around your house in the nude? ;)

[Virgil]

Granted, but you get hit with hurricanes every week.

I wish I could lose my spare tire around my waist.

[emily655321]

Granted, but it all goes to your thighs and you look funny forever.

And where else did I mention nudity today? I don't remember at all—my mind must just be in the gutter today.

I wish my memory were better.

[Whifflingpin]

Granted - but you remember every embarrassing thing that ever happened to you.

I wish I could play the bagpipes.

[Riesa]

Granted, but while playing you have to sit in a thistle-patch, buck naked. And the bag-pipes are permanently glued to your hands .

I wish I could travel whenever and wherever I wanted.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but walking is your only mode of transportation.



I wish I wasn't lazy.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it all goes to your thighs and you look funny forever.

And where else did I mention nudity today? I don't remember at all—my mind must just be in the gutter today.

I wish my memory were better.
You mentioned it in the Would You thread.

Granted, but you have a heart attack from over exertion.

I wish I didn't get caffiene withdrawls.

[rachel]

granted, but then you would fall asleep on the job just as your superior was showing his superior why he hired you.


I wish that the temperature here was never too hot and never too cold.

[Virgil]

Granted, but (this is a hard one) the envronment changes and destroys the ecosystem.

I wish I would never get hunger pains.

[emily655321]

You mentioned it in the Would You thread.I responded to Pen's comment about art students. Papaya brought up the nudity.

Granted, but your body would never give you the proper cravings and you'd stop eating your veggies and get scurvy.

I wish raw veggies were yummier.

[rachel]

hi Em. love you.

granted but then just a carrot or piece of broccoli would put ten pounds on you and only in specific areas of your body like one arm or leg.

I wish that my hair wouldn't reacte to the air and get frizzy sometimes. grrrr

[emily655321]

Welcome back, Rachel! Love you, too.

Granted, but instead it would always be greasy and lay plastered to your head. (The upside: you'd be water-resistant, like a duck.)

I wish CD's cost less.

[kilted exile]

Granted, but you get the same reduction in your pay.

I wish I controlled the world

[Virgil]

I responded to Pen's comment about art students. Papaya brought up the nudity.

Granted, but your body would never give you the proper cravings and you'd stop eating your veggies and get scurvy.

I wish raw veggies were yummier.
Sorry Em, I may have confused it. :confused:

Granted, but then the plebs would revolt and have you executed.

I wish I could fly like a bird and look at the world from up high.

[samercury]

Granted but you'll never rest

I wish the sky was green

[Riesa]

Granted but then everything green in the world would taste like nutmeg.


I wish I could paint like Renoir.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then you could only talk in French, and your husband wouldn't understand you. [BTW, do you paint, Riesa?]

I wish for the music CDs in the world.

[rachel]

Riesa,
I was going to pm you sixty two times today, but there is your mama......xoxoxoxoxoanyway.

Granted but then you would have to accept commissions to paint really rich and scarey men's ugly wives and they would have crushes on you /


I wish I could do housework in my sleep so I would have more free time for other things.

[Riesa]

Rachel, the rich and scary men's ugly wives would have crushes on me??? Definitely don't want that wish granted. :D:lol: Oh, I tried getting a message to you last night. full mailbox...

your wish is granted, but then all of the other things you did would be so hilarious your stomach would always hurt from laughing so hard and your eyes would always be wet from crying with laughter.

I wish my pug would stop waiting to be let in the house before he went doo-doo.

Virgil, yes, watercolor.

[Virgil]

Virgil, yes, watercolor.
Really! Wow.

Yes but now he goes pee-pee in the house.

I wish I understood all that goes on intuitively.

[Riesa]

Granted but then you'd have to listen to everyone in the entire world's thoughts continuously.

I wish I wasn't so wide awake at this insane hour.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then you'd over sleep tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to pack when I have to go away.

[Riesa]

Granted, but then you'd never get to go anywhere at all, ever.

I wish I was in a really cool restaurant in Japan, eating Sushi and drinking Saki.

[Virgil]

Granted, but the sushi is spoiled (raw fish, yuk) and they have to rush you to a hospital and they can't diagnose it because you don't speak Japanese.

I wish for lots of wishes.