Make A Wish

[bluevictim]

Granted, but your significant other doesn't like it.

I wish the rain would stop.

[Joreads]

Grant but the snow starts when it does

I wish I could escape to an island somewhere

[bluevictim]

Granted but the only food on the island is celery.

I wish I didn't have to pay off my loans.

[zanna]

Granted, but now you're the banker's footstool.

(also, I had to laugh at your 'curse' for my hairstyle! Maybe my current hairstyle has something to do with my lack of a significant other, lol?)

[bluevictim]

No wish? Granted, but that was too easy.

I wish zanna would find someone sophisticated enough to appreciate her hairstyle. :)

[jekan blazer]

granted but noone will appricate you


i wish i was an alien... :alien:

[hunbun]

Granted, but scientist will take you, lock you up, and run test on you.

I wish school did not exist.

[jekan blazer]

granted, but then we never learned a thing and we go into a stone age again...


i wish school was longer....

[Madhuri]

Granted. It is so long that you remain in the same class for the next 30 years, and the new students are now calling you an Uncle :D :lol:

I wish I could go back in time about 7-8 years back and change a few things.

[NikolaiI]

Granted. It is so long that you remain in the same class for the next 30 years, and the new students are now calling you an Uncle :D :lol:

I wish I could go back in time about 7-8 years back and change a few things.

Granted, but then you didn't find Lit-net and missed meeting all of us! That of course nullifies any other benefit you could have gotten. ;)

I wish everyone in the world could hear Amma singing.

[Madhuri]

You are correct :) I would have missed out on so much....hmmm I take my wish back :)

Your wish is granted. But, now the whole world is asleep, because what Amma sang was a lullaby :p :D [just a joke, Nik] :)

I wish I could get one month holiday, all paid by someone else, and I dont have to give anything in return.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but you couldn't make up your mind where to go for the whole month, so it was wasted. ;)

I wish there was a better way.

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you can do only the wrong things in a better way.

I wish I could dance like a ballerina.

[PoeticPassions]

Granted. But then you would have to be entrapped in a music box and dance each time someone winds the box..to the same tune... for the rest of your ballerina life.

I wish I could swim with dolphins.

[NikolaiI]

I wish I could dance like a ballerina.

Granted, but not like a good one. :)


I wish I could swim with dolphins.

Granted, but you can never understand each other. :)

I wish I could have a better memory. :D

[Madhuri]

Granted. You once dressed like a girl when you were small, and that memory is so strong that you cant do without make-up now :p :D

I wish I could manage my time better.

[NikolaiI]

I meant a better power of recollection :lol: but way to ruin my wish. :)

You could, but you had to give up you depth perception in return, so now you just keep running into things. :) Don't ask me why.

[zanna]

You know, I totally spaced on the wish thing. And bluevictim, thanks for that wish for me. =) So far, no luck, but we'll see. ;)

NikoaliI -- I think you fell prey to the same trap I did! So now I don't have anything to ruin . . .

I wish that I would remember to wish when I post in this thread! =D

[optimisticnad]

Granted, but the thread is removed.

I wish I had the energy and determination to go gym more often.

[kevinthediltz]

Granted, but you become obsessed and slowly your family and friends abandon you as you become more and more dependant on steroids.

I wish I had the money to build a house.

[sprinks]

Granted, but you build such a big house that the government orders you to let thousands of other people to live in it, and none of them do the washing or dishes!


I wish I had a different song in my head.

[PoeticPassions]

Granted, but then that new song would stay in your head forever, not letting you sleep at night, or do anything, until it drives you insane.

I wish I could eat anything and as much of it as I want, and not gain any weight.

[sprinks]

Okay granted, but you eat so much that everything loses it's flavour and tastes like cardboard, but you can't stop eating it.


I wish there were no mosquitos.

[NikolaiI]

Yes but the ecological imbalance causes many beautiful species of bird to die off.

I wish you wouldn't ruin my wish. :)

[Babyguile]

Yes but the ecological imbalance causes many beautiful species of bird to die off.

I wish you wouldn't ruin my wish. :)

Granted. Though you become dulled by routine and correct expectations.

I wish I was a professional tennis player (strange, eh).

[Joreads]

Granted but you never make any money

I wish I was a secret agent

[Madhuri]

Granted. You are sent on a secret mission to find out why cockroaches are a meanace in the US homes; and you have to eliminate the cause too :D :D

I wish my skin was not so dry.

[sprinks]

Granted, but your skin becomes so soft that you can't pick anything up :p


I wish I had this theatre review done by now.

[Babyguile]

Granted, but it is a rushed mess with no reputable points to back up your criticisms. You make lots of industry enemies and are fired.

I wish I could sing.

[hunbun]

Granted, but you cant stop singing and your family and friends get annoyed and leave you.

i wish i could draw.

[Silas Thorne]

Granted, but you develop a special disorder called 'Artist's wrist' and then every time you draw, you need to take painkillers. Since you get so addicted to painkillers you can't sleep, all your dreams sit there waiting at the edges of your sight, waiting to pounce.

I wish I had more wishes.

[The Walker]

granted, but you will never be satisfy

i wish i could know what will happen in the future

[zanna]

Granted, but you won't find out what happens until tomorrow, just like the rest of us. ;)

I wish it was ok for me to ask a customer out! =(

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but you can never remember their phone numbers, and if you right them down they mysteriously vanish. :)

I wish I could go to India tomorrow.

[zanna]

Lol, NikoliaI, that's a pretty good way to ruin it! =P

Granted, you can go to India tomorrow, but only if you eat 2,784 pieces of chocolate before sunrise at your house! =O

I wish I could just *know* the relationships between people when I saw them together, like, "Oh, ok, there's a mom with her daughter and niece . . ." etc.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but people become less and less aware of your presence.

I wish I never saw another bar of chocolate in my life. :confused:

[PoeticPassions]

Granted, but then instead of seeing another bar of chocolate, everything you eat will taste like chocolate, no matter what you do.

I wish I could fly.

[NikolaiI]

You could, but then you would get soaked anytime it rains.

I wish this spoon were gold.

[Oniw17]

Granted, but it's molten aswell


I wish I could write as fast as I can think.

[NikolaiI]

Granted. You write one word an hour. :D

I wish I could think at a speed I could consciously choose.

[Oniw17]

Granted, but now you're stuck in a steel box, under 40 feet of concrete.


I wish I could edit reality.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but you don't know you are able, so you wish you could. :confused:

I wish I could transcend the common notions of space.

[Oniw17]

Granted, but you pass out and miss out on the experience


I wish I could jump higher.

[rtc143]

granted, but you can only jump once b/c you break your legs when landing

[NikolaiI]

It was such an easy wish to ruin, you didn't even notice. :)

I wish I could stop having these recurring dreams. I keep jumping several stories as if in low gravity.

[rtc143]

thanks for picking that up. oh and your wish is granted haha. but, a worse dream occurs afterwards

i wish i could stop being the "best friend guy" and find love.

[Oniw17]

Granted, but you know I'm going to have to kill who falls in love with you, right?

I wish I didn't have that feeling like needles stabbing into my brain every time I meet someone new.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but you lose your ability to tell right from wrong.
Eh, you win some and lose some. :)

I wish that at least one person, at least ONCE, would come up to me, and say... okay, I had nothing.

[Oniw17]

Granted, but then they blow up in front of you(causing you to blow up also).


I wish I knew more than I do.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but there is always more to learn.

I wish I could have unlimited time.

[Oniw17]

You can have unlimited time but you must spend it in purgatory


I wish I was good at skateboarding

[NikolaiI]

Wish granted, but the price - strained wrists and ankles until they became permanenetly swolen - may not have been worth it.

I wish I could play all musical instruments.

[jhonerliz]

I wish I can direct hundreds of musical palys :D

[alakungfu]

Granted, but they might just sound like the same musical over and over.

I wish I had a patent for a technological invention.

[hunbun]

Granted but no one needs the invention


I wish I could speak fluent French

[zanna]

Granted, but you forget your mother tongue.

I wish I could think up stories better than my usual, cliched stuff. =(

[Joreads]

Granted but you are not allowed to share them with anyone

Wishes she could run away to the moon

[kevinthediltz]

Granted, but the lack of oxygen and the emmense vacuum instantly kill you. Not to mention the radiation.

I wish it was st. pattys day tomorrow. :P

[Joreads]

Granted but you will be with me on the moon so no beer for you!!

I wish every day was Sunday.

[kevinthediltz]

thats harsh. :lol:

Granted, but due to everyone taking sundays off products stop being produced, the economy crashes horribly, and the chaos leads to the end of the world as we know it.

I wish I could afford a horse.

[Joreads]

OK you have own a horse. But it will be pink (try to be less harsh)

I wish that I get three more wishes

[kevinthediltz]

Granted, but you keep wishing for more wishes and eventually go crazy trying to think of things to wish for.

I wish it were colder here.

(the only reason that was so harsh is because no beer on patty's day should be a federal offence :lol: )

[Madhuri]

Granted. It is so cold that you are turned into a big, frozen, mummiffied, ice-cube.

I wish I knew better things to do on a weekend, except eating and sleeping.

[zanna]

Granted, you compulsively clean your whole house, top to bottom, every weekend!

I wish I had the motivation to do my homework!

[Niamh]

I wish i didnt have to work monday...

[hunbun]

Granted but for not having work on Monday you have to work on all your days off for the next 3 years

I wish I could go to a cool boarding school in Europe.

[The Comedian]

Granted. May your coolness dreams be boarded.

I wish that I could know the name of every flower, bush, tree, grass, moss, and shrub within a 5 mile radius of my house. I know a lot, but I'm not even close.

[Oniw17]

granted, but now you have to write a boring catalogue on the flora in your area


I wish I could absorb information withou using any time.

[zanna]

Granted, but it's like pulling teeth to get the information out again . . .

I wish I could enjoy my project more, so it wasn't as hard to write. =P

[Oniw17]

Your joy is granted, but at the cost of both of your hands


I wish the whole of life wasn't so futile.

[zanna]

Granted, but now you spend your life trying to convince the people who still believe it is futile . . .

I wish I had my hands back, lol! =D

[Oniw17]

Granted, but now you're quadripelegic.

I wish I could see something funny.

[zanna]

O.o

Then where are my hands, if I don't have any limbs?? Nevermind, I'm not sure I want to know. xP

Granted, you do see something funny, but no one else thinks it's funny, when you try to tell them about it. =(
(story of my life, by the way. It sucks.)

I wish I could pause time as it pleased me. =)

[Oniw17]

Granted, but you have to wait for the person you hate the most to unpause it.

I wish I had a watermelon.

[hunbun]

granted but all you can do is look at the watermelon, you cant eat it

i wish there was a easier way to take notes.

[alakungfu]

Granted but then you'd have to turn it into a business and end up taking notes for the rest of your life.

I wish the birthing pains of the technological age were over and that we were already in the space age.

[NikolaiI]

Granted but then we learned time travel too and accidentally tore up the fabric of space/time.

I wish I could see Niagara Falls.

[Madhuri]

Granted. You do see it on Discovery, ofcourse :p

I wish I was with my family, there in the US.

[zanna]

Granted, but your whole family gets stuck in the airport, which ruins your time together. =(

I wish I could take my good friends along on my spring-break camping trip! =)

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but the mosquitos, and the rain, and the hail, make it a difficult trip.

I wish I knew what it is hailing in March :)

[zanna]

Oh, NikolaiI, that's horrible! =D Well, more like scorpions, snakes, and flash-floods, where I'm going.

Granted, you know what (why?) it is hailing in March, but you'll always be mystified when the sun comes out. =)

I wish my friend would visit me at work today! =)

[Riesa]

granted: he/she visited to say they dislike you and can't find a way to ever visit again.

I wish I had a comfortable seat.

[Niamh]

Granted... but the chair was nibbled through by woodworm and it collapsed beneath you! :eek:

wishes she didnt have to go to work today.

[Nightshade]

Granted, only now you are unemployed and unemployab;e

I wish I could freeze beautiful moments in time and keep them always.
:D

[Scheherazade]

Granted but everyone in them will freeze too.

I wish I could bop couple of people right now... OK, at least one.

[Riesa]

Granted: you have bopped at least one person.

I wish I didn't still have the same old wish: I wish I had a maid!

[shinigami10]

Granted that the amazingly super organized maid turned out to be a thief.

I wish people from 6 years past still remember me in this forum.