Make A Wish

[Pendragon]

That one, I refuse to ruin, Maddie.

I wish the darker side of fantasy were not so prominent in the minds of people.

[ktd222]

sure, but we all have fears.

I wish I put 100 dollars on red 25.

[aeroport]

Granted, unfortunately Red XXV's leg broke in the middle of the race, causing him to fall down face-first onto the track, and tossing his rider to the ground - some thirty feet away, where he slowly and agonizingly died.

I wish I had the opportunity to read all day.

[kathycf]

Granted, but the reading material is unfortunately only on the back of cereal boxes. How is that Cheerios box working out for you?

I wish I had a new pair of shoes....

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Your new shoes are manufactured by the same people who invented the Iron Maiden. Enjoy!

I wish for a soft, downy pillow.

[kathycf]

Granted...nice comfy pillow with goosedown. Too bad the down is still attached to a very indignant goose.

I wish I was not having allergy trouble.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted, now you're seasonal symptoms are caused by irremediable and constant disease.
Sorry.

I wish I could actually build a building, one that would stand for two centuries.

[Riesa]

Congratulations! You have just built the latest Wal-Mart on top of what used to be known as the last refuge of the Wondrous Willibakuku (a wish-granting bird)eek.

I wish I knew what was making that noise behind my refrigerator.

[kathycf]

Granted..Sadly, it is a whole mini-civilization of tiny imps intent on your destruction.


I wish I did not have to go to bed soon...

[Pensive]

Granted but then the bed would have ran away, thinking that you did not need it. (Beds don't think but some special one's do, specially the one like you have. Isn't it one of the old witch's bed?)

I wish that book club will choose the way of random nominations.

[thevintagepiper]

Granted, but you will still never get nominated.

I wish my friends weren't late!

[kathycf]

Granted: Now they are 3 hours early and wondering why you aren't ready yet.

I wish I didn't have to make breakfast...

[Pendragon]

Granted! You have been captured by canibals-- you ARE breakfast!

I wish I hadn't got so addicted to that doll game!

[kathycf]

Granted, but now you are addicted to an even worse game: virtual dress up politician.

ZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzZZZZ

I wish I had a million dollars!

[Riesa]

you do, but the good genie misunderstood you so now you have a million doll arses, good luck with 'em.

I wish fortune tread lightly.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, it treads lightly with radioactive infectious moccasins, a problem which makes the fortune a little bit more interesting.

I wish for better gift ideas.

[Shalot]

Granted but now all the people you have to buy gifts for hate you for some reason, and even though you've come up with awesome gifts, their recipients hate the gifts anyway because they came from you.

I wish I could understand what my cat really means when she meows so that I could make her as happy as possible.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, you now understand that your cats meows are actually entreaties for greater sanitation, and a possible future world where cats do not have to lick their own rectums, but may instead focus their talents on worthier recipients.


I wish for relatives who live closer.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted. Now you have three generations of relatives living in your bedroom.

I wish I could tune a piano, properly.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Sadly, the moment you achieve this propensity for perfect tuning, it is universally decreed by every national and local governmental agency that pianos are a health hazard and tuning them is a felony.

I wish for a private math support agent!

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted. Unfortunately, you tutor is versed only in mathematics that applies to a parallel universe, and when you try to apply the formulas that you learn, our ten dimensions will unroll and end existence in this universe. And you'll be to blame.

I wish you had ten million dollars.

[aeroport]

Granted, but now I am really flipping angry at you because of all the moochers loitering about my doorstep. Curse you, Jean-Baptiste.

I wish I did not have any more homework to do tonight.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You have no more homework because you've been taken to the hospital as a result of your constant head pain . . . doctors discover an odd red sort of liquid oozing out of a crevice on your head . . . maybe doing the homework would have been better.

I wish I knew the real identity of a certain person.

[aeroport]

Granted. By some miraculous course of events, you are informed of the identity of this personage. However, you are killed by a speeding bus immediately afterwards, and the knowledge is useless.

Still wishing for no homework tonight...

[AimusSage]

Granted, in a freak accident a skyscraper falls out of the sky, right on top of your house

I wish I could see the candle burning, without having to light the wick.

[Nightshade]

granted but without lighting it you cant put it out.

I wish dishes were self cleaning

[AimusSage]

Granted, they are intelligent, and don't want to get dirty anymore so they hide.

I wish the tree grows toward the sun because the roots are in the earth.

[kathycf]

Ok, granted. Oddly though you have upset the balance of the universe and now the trees walk...and they are looking for you. :eek:


I wish I was always and constantly clean, fed and hydrated. Then I would not have to waste valuable Litnet time eating, drinking and bathing. :(

[AimusSage]

Granted, welcome to your new virtual environment, you are now an AI roaming around on the web.

I wish I could eat the waffles without having to make them first.

[Pendragon]

Granted! I see no reason to even take them out of the box, it's high in fiber, you know! :p

I wish it didn't take so long to make a special paper doll...

[kathycf]

Granted...it now takes you a matter of mere minutes. 1, 269, 000, 450,123,000 to be exact. I guess time is a relative thing, eh?

I wish I wasn't such a dork.

[thevintagepiper]

Granted, you are now a nerd. Same difference.

You aren't a dork Kathy!!

I wish that person wasn't like that.

[Shalot]

Granted, that person is no longer like that. But, now it doesn't matter to you because you no longer give a crap about that person and what that person is like.

I wish it was Saturday already.

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted. Now you're on Saturn, where everyday is Saturday.

I wish that I would stop forgetting my own mortality.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! With fully censured mortality awareness, you embark on your new gator wrasslin career, completely unihibited by the supposed "risks" . . . . your obituary praises your sudden philosophical twist.


I wish for cream cheese and bagels!

[AimusSage]

granted, and it's only 20 years old. :D

I wish the world didn't loose its head so often.

[subterranean]

Granted...but its feet are somewhat shaky now and then


I wish for shorter working hours

[Pendragon]

Granted. Now let's discuss just why we have to downsize you...

I wish I had a job...

[Madhuri]

Granted! But now you have to finish 48 hrs work in just 8 hrs, and your boss is also making you run some personal errands for him. :D

I wish to go to a place where I can live in peace, and where the worldly matters dont bother me.

[AimusSage]

Granted, welcome to outer space, don't forget to hold your breath :p

I wish fire would not burn the sky as ice melts in the arctic.

[Pendragon]

Uh, Granted! When did Ragnarok start?


I wish I wasn't so depressed...

[Madhuri]

Granted, but now you are so happy and there is no one to share your joy.

But I will :D

I wish I could take a break, re-think where am I going in my life and start everything fresh.

[AimusSage]

Granted, during your break you stumble, fall down and loose your memory. Good luck with your fresh start, you don't remember anyone or anything :eek:

I wish I could shred more paper, I like shredding paper. :D

[Madhuri]

Granted, during your break you stumble, fall down and loose your memory. Good luck with your fresh start, you don't remember anyone or anything :eek:

That would be just the start I would want, who wants to remember what was in the past. :D

For your wish: Granted, now you are being interrogated by a general ;) for misusing a limited resource.

I wish I could put on a little more weight.

[AimusSage]

Granted, The people at Mcdonalds really like you and never again let you leave, but they do make sure you are well fed, and as a result, you gain some weight.

I wish the poles would reverse so I could say that I live on the southern hemisphere. :)

[Madhuri]

Granted, but during the reversal you have actually fallen into space and you dont know what to say about where you live :D

I wish the weekend was from Mon-Fri and I had to work only for the remaining two days.

[AimusSage]

Granted, You are still expected to do the same amount of work and end up spending most of your weekend catching up on your workload, however, the pay does adjust accordingly, and you end up with 2/5 of your previous wage.

I wish I didn't have this annoying papercut.

[Madhuri]

Granted, and now you have a huge cut.

I wish for a massage chair instead of the one I am sitting on right now.

[AimusSage]

Granted, at first it works great, but after a while it overloads, and massages you into the hospital. :p

I wish I had a more comfy chair, which wasn't as old as the one I currently have, but still is quite durable.

[kathycf]

Granted, your more comfy, somewhat newer and more durable chair is waiting for you...in a medieval torture chamber. Watch out for the rack and the iron maiden, ok?

I wish I could make real wishes...

[AimusSage]

Oh yeah! IRON MAIDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Granted, but all the wishes you make turn out just as bad as the ones in this thread, no matter how hard you try.

I wish I could actually think of intelligent wishes, instead of dumb wishes that don't make much sense to anyone.

[Shalot]

Granted -- you can actually think of intelligent wishes but now everyone is afraid of you because you are so intelligent and no one wants to talk to you or respond to your posts so you are now a litnet outcast.
Muwhahaha...

I wish tropical storm Florence would slow down, dissipate and go away.

[Madhuri]

Granted, but now there is flood in your area.

I wish I knew what I will be in my next life.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you now know. I'm sure it'll be fun being a mosquito. :goof:

I wish that the next wish madhuri makes is not ruined. :D

[Madhuri]

Granted. But now there is Aimus, to ruin all of them.

BTW, I will be a mosquito with a bite like a stingray. Watch out for me in the next life! :D

I wish Aimus doesnt ruin my wishes.

[Pensive]

Okay, then I will!

I wish that someone who likes to hear Red Hot Chilli Pepper's songs will post in the "predict who will post after you" thread.

[Riesa]

ummm, Granted! but they are quiet about it, and you never know.

I wish I would have put pre-emergent in the garden below the bird-feeder.

[adilyoussef]

Granted for the birds changed the garden.

I wish I could change my mood.

[kathycf]

Granted, but your moods become so unpredictable, even you don't know how you will feel from moment to moment.


I wish I didn't have a sore hand...

[Shalot]

Granted, your hand is no longer sore. Now you have sores in your mouth.

I wish I were a little bar of soap.

[aeroport]

Granted, but, well, let us be real: the actual uses of a bar of soap are a bit of spoiler in themselves, are they not?

I wish I did not have this disgusting (and slightly painful) habit of biting my fingernails when I read.

[Pensive]

Granted, but then you would have the disgusting habit of licking your toes while reading.

I wish that I can travel back in time.

[Madhuri]

Granted, now you have traveled some 5000 yrs back, and now you have lost the instrument that will bring you back. People are also looking at you in a strange way as if you were an alien. :D

I wish I could do something more useful with my life, than mere surviving.

[kathycf]

Granted, but since you are now so busy doing other things, you forget all about us here. :bawling:

I wish I could predict the future.

[Pendragon]

Granted! What's stopping you now? It certainly doesn't stop a lot of other people from coming up with everthing they can imagine!

I wish I could CORRECTLY predict the future...;)

[Chava]

Granted but you feel overwhelmed by sorrow, by all the events you cannot prevent.

I wish I was able to stay home and read all day, like my brother...

[Pendragon]

Trust me on this, Chava, no, you don't......

I wish I could somehow get people to understand how extremely bad depression really is...

[optimisticnad]

granted but only by feeling all thier depression all at once by yourself.

p.s. trust me Chava, you do!!

my wish: I wish I could have my first love again (not the guy, just the experience.lol)

[aeroport]

Granted, but naturally it's rather lonely.

I wish optimisticnad's avatar did not hurt my feelings so.

[kathycf]

Granted, but now your avatar gives everyone a massive headache.

I wish I did not have such a massive headache. :brow:

[kathycf]

Whoops, messed up...sorry.

[aeroport]

Granted; now it is a tiny, piercing pain that comes and goes, keeps you awake at night, and is altogether a lot worse than the other.

I wish kathy had not gone and jacked up her post. "Hi" yourself, kathycf.

[Madhuri]

Granted, she doesnt, but you do.

I wish the winter to be freezing cold this time.

[kathycf]

Granted, you now live in Massachusetts where every winter is freezing cold. Have fun shovelling all that snow, dear! ;)

I wish the winter would be mild and barely snow at all....

Hi Jamesian, hi Madhuri. :)

[Shalot]

Granted, the winter is mild and there is no snow but that's only because of global warming. Siberia is melting and so are all the glaciers. We should have listened to Al Gore.

I wish I wasn't going to the hospital.

[subterranean]

I wish people would stop correlating my avy with coffe addiction!

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, they start deducing from your avatar a heroin addiction instead. :D


I wish my pot stickers weren't so dry.

[Shalot]

Granted, now your pot is dry instead.

(what are pot stickers?)

I wish I knew what pot stickers were.

[ShoutGrace]

锅贴! 鍋貼!


Granted! Sadly, this knowledge proves to be the proverbial 'last straw', and your brain collapses under the intense strain of it mere moments after your achievement.



I wish I was done packing boxes.

[Riesa]

Granted! Now you are packing heat and on the run.

I wish I wasn't so insensitive to other people's sensitivity.

[Scheherazade]

I wish I wasn't so insensitive to other people's sensitivity.Granted but now you are too sensitive to their insensitivity!

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted. you wish that my Trip would be the Best and that i'll the Best time ever ...

I wish Scher's Wish will come true :p....

[Pendragon]

Granted! Wishing that another's wish will come true. What character!

I wish for Willow to have a good day. :nod:

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but today is Holiday and all my family is coming for dinner, and they would bug me with questions bout' my new dreads and my upcoming trip.
So it would turn to a horrible day.. (and i fear it might really come true cause it is a holiday here and we are having all the family for holiday dinner!!! :eek:)

I Wish Pen would publish a sonnet book..

[kathycf]

Granted. Sadly, Pen temporarily lost his creativity when writing the book of sonnets and they are all about ketchup and moths. Enjoy!

I wish I did not have to do laundry.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now you have bigger problems.

I wish Kathy's clothes weren't on fire.

[kathycf]

Granted. Now your clothes are! Touche! :lol:

I wish Robin would come to my house and do my laundry for me. :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Problem is, I have no clothes.

I wish for new clothes. Kathy can pick them out. ;) :brow: :blush:

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now the clothes are from some pre-historic era, that make you look like an alien. :lol:

I wish I could change my routine and make it early to bed early to rise.

[kathycf]

Granted, but you become a really annoying morning person who is chipper and full of energy, thus earning you the ire of all your friends and family.


I wish Madhuri had better faith in my fashion skills at dressing Robin. Prehistoric alien looking indeed! :lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now you prove her wrong.

I wish that Kathy would dress me. Personally.

[kathycf]

Granted. How do you like the Little Lord Fauntleroy getup?

I wish I was not shy in "real" life...

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now you discover that there is no real life! We're all part of a computer program! :p

I wish I could write that sonnet book for Willow...

[AimusSage]

Granted, it becomes a bestseller, and now you think you are too good for us :p

I wish my ankle wasn't such a *****.

[Shalot]

Granted now you ankle is not a ******. But now your ********* is a *****ing ******* *****.

I wish for whirled peas

[Pendragon]

Granted. Since you didn't specify, a cyclone will be whirling them, however.

I wish I could get my thoughts on paper faster...

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now they are so fast that you cant make out what your thoughts were about.

I wish I didnt have to follow the same routine everyday.

[AimusSage]

granted, now you are able to put your other sock on first :nod:

I wish I could say something without resorting to senseless giberish. :D

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you think its intelligent and others think its gibberish.

And, thanks for giving a great idea for changing my routine :rolleyes:

I wish I could read a book without opening it :D

[Shalot]

Granted, now you are psychic and more knowledge and information than you wanted bombards you from all directions.

I wish I hadn't been bitten by a spider.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now you've been bitten by a rabid beaver. Spider's startin' to look friendly now, isn't it?

I wish for a bunny wabbit. I would call him George, and I would hug him and kiss him and hold him and pet him and he shall be mine. :D

[Sarka]

Granted, but your eccentric neighbo(u)rs have left their pet coyote with you while they go away on vacation (presumably because nobody else will agree to look after it). :eek: 'Nuff said...

I wish I could snap my fingers and a ripe watermelon would appear.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You develop a twitch in your hand that causes you to snap your fingers incessantly. Oddly enough, the global economy hinged on high prices for watermelons.

I wish for one -- UNO -- watermelon.

[Sarka]

Granted... it shall appear magically out of thin air... And drop from thin air... Onto your head.
This is twistedly entertaining.

I wish I could disappear bit by bit, like the CHeshire cat...

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You get stuck halfway.

I wish to have super-speed.

[Schokokeks]

Granted. You're aging with super-speed.

I wish I was an alien, at home behind the sun.

[AimusSage]

Granted, behind the sun is a miniature planet that is just big enough for one person, you. Remember to bring sunblock! :)

I wish the public transportation wasn't on strike today.

[Sarka]

Granted--they'll be on strike tomorrow.

I wish I was an emu.
(why? I have no idea)

[Pendragon]

Granted! Probably because the Male emu looks after the kids!


I wish some of the editors of magazines would actually read a submission before rejecting it! :flare:

[Riesa]

Granted! But they still get rejected. :(

I wish I wouldn't have lost that poem I was working on.

[Pensive]

Granted, but then you would have lost all other poems you have written.

I wish it was my birthday today.

[Riesa]

Granted! enjoy being 113 years old. :D Hiya Pensive!

I wish Pensive would get whatever it is that she wants anyway, even though it's not her birthday today.

[Pensive]

Granted, I get the delicious cookies! :D

Hey Riesa, how are you doing? Haven't seen you much around lately.

I wish litnet members will start visiting the forum more than often!

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now they are always here and hence losing their jobs.

I wish my day wasnt so disappointing.

[Shalot]

Granted -- not only was this day disappointing, but everyday from here on out will be disappointing. (That's a little harsh I realize - you seem like such a nice person.)

I wish that employers would realize that their employees would be more productive if they were granted a mandatory number of mental health days

[Pendragon]

Granted! And for that wish, all I will say is "Testify, Sister!" http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sport/sport-smiley-009.gif

I wish Shalot's wish had come true a long time ago...

[AimusSage]

Granted, but like all good things, it was soon forgotten, and it was business as usual again for the next couple of centuries.

I wish my employer was an evil frog instead of a human.

[Shalot]

Granted -- your employer is an evil frog but you are a fly and your employer plans to eat you

I wish I could buy some bagged spinach.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But it is stolen by Popeye...

I wish people would specify their gender a bit more clearly--hard to make paperdolls when you don't have a clue! :p

[Shalot]

Well I guess Popeye is going to have some mad diarrhea. I guess they've stated that's it's okay to eat the bagged spinach as long as it didn't come from California. Or something. Don't take my word for it.

Granted, you know the gender but you are now uninspired and don't really want to make paperdolls.

I wish I could think of something original to wish for

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now it is you only who thinks so :D

I wish I had a job that takes me around the world.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now the foremost expert in sewage management, and cities world wide invite you over to inspect their sewers.

I wish I could be a little less bored.

[optimisticnad]

Granted. Al the people around you will be changed and you will be placed all alone in another galaxy, think of the fun you will have discovering a new world.

i wish i could read books by just placing them under my pillow at night when i fall asleep. it reminds of that story, i cant remeber what its clled, i read it when i was really young, a boy puts a calculator under his pillow and sleeps all night and all of sudden...ta-ra, escellent at maths. there was this other fave book i read wheni was young and i loved it, i think its called bobby something, hes very naughty, his teacher is bery thin, glasses, he has a mentor or something whom he calls upside down face as no hair ont he top but beard. does anybody remember that> did anybody read it> its fantastc!

[ShoutGrace]

it reminds of that story, i cant remeber what its clled, i read it when i was really young, a boy puts a calculator under his pillow and sleeps all night and all of sudden...ta-ra, escellent at maths. there was this other fave book i read wheni was young and i loved it, i think its called bobby something, hes very naughty, his teacher is bery thin, glasses, he has a mentor or something whom he calls upside down face as no hair ont he top but beard. does anybody remember that> did anybody read it> its fantastc!

Haven't heard of it, sorry. :D


i wish i could read books by just placing them under my pillow at night when i fall asleep.

Granted, but sadly, when you relate all the information newly sequestered in your brain, you also impulsively impart your deepest, darkest, most embarrassing secrets (like how much you like my avatar but refuse to publicly admit it :D).



I wish the rec centre was not so very far away as it is now.

[cuppajoe_9]

Granted, but five people are crushed to death as an entire building crawls across a major resedential centre glacier-style into your back yard.

I wish I didn't have quite so much studying to do this weekend.

[Shalot]

Granted -- you can drop out and take any menial, lowpaying work you can find and have low self-esteem because you didn't study as much as you know you should have ;)

I wish this football team woud win tonight!

[ktd222]

sure, but didn't you bet on the other team?

I wish I hadn't watched Nightmare on Elmstreet when I was 7 years old.

[Virgil]

Granted. But now you live on Elm street, and you wonder what nightmare may come to you.

I wish the Yankees lose more often.

[OZEED]

Granted, but then your TV blows up and you dont get to watch them lose and you miss out on that nice feeling of victory from watching them fall to their demise. Ha!!:banana:
I wish I could chat to Nelson Mandela over a cuppa.

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now you are talking to a person named Nelson Mandela and not the Nelson Mandela, and the language he speaks is something you are hearing for the first time. Do let us know what he said :p

I wish I knew what men think (I mean the inside thoughts) :D

[OZEED]

granted,but now to your absolute dismay you find yourself enjoy watching two grown men beating themselves to a pulp for no apparent reason just for a shiny over sized belt.
and Nelson and I chatted about what goes through a womens mind.
I wish I knew what women think

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now you are shocked and need to be hospitalised, a female nurse is taking care of you, leading to a complete breakdown.

I wish I had more work today.

[Dry_Snail]

Granted... now you are free to resign claiming UnderAllocation

I wish i could meet Daisy Duck

[Shalot]

Granted -- you can meet Daisy Duck and you really think you're talking to her, but everyone else knows you're just drooling in a straightjacket, getting ripe in a poopy diaper, doped up on all kinds of meds at the state hospital.

(gosh -- that sounds kind of harsh)

I wish I had more free time.

[Haler]

Granted! Time is free, but air costs mucho $$$.

I wish rocks were soft.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, rocks are only soft because the Universe is inexplicably changing it's most basic given properties . . . you formerly pliable skin hardens up into a nice shell in no time. :D


I wish someone would tell me what 'phenylketonurics' are.

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now that same person has asked you the meaning of 'grudssfdfwertionps' :D

BTW, I looked up the dictionary and I found - phenylketonuria - means, A genetic disorder of metabolism; lack of the enzyme needed to turn phenylalanine into tyrosine results in an accumulation of phenylalanine in the body fluids which causes various degrees of mental deficiency.

Does it help??


I wish I could get a nice makeover, free of course :)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted. Now that same person has asked you the meaning of 'grudssfdfwertionps' :D

Thats not a big deal - I already learned that word in kindergarten. :D

It's one of the more illustrious synonyms for "crevices".


BTW, I looked up the dictionary and I found - phenylketonuria - means, A genetic disorder of metabolism; lack of the enzyme needed to turn phenylalanine into tyrosine results in an accumulation of phenylalanine in the body fluids which causes various degrees of mental deficiency.

Does it help??

I'm more confused now than I was before. :D The thoughtful effort is fully appreciated, though. :D



I wish I could get a nice makeover, free of course :)

Granted! Sadly, the makeover artist does a splendid job - and helps to veil your already naturally resplendent beauty.


I wish outrageously comfortable environs.

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now they are so comfortable, that it is making a big dent in your pocket too. :D

I wish I new the meaning of all the difficult words that Shout uses :D

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You are now reduced to an abjectly puerile literacy level, mouthing simplistic verbiage to those around you who've graduated to higher levels of proficiency. :D


I wish for Madhuri to find no work avaliable to her today! :D

[Madhuri]

Granted! There is no real work today, but I have this other task of deciphering this code
You are now reduced to an abjectly puerile literacy level, mouthing simplistic verbiage to those around you who've graduated to higher levels of proficiency.

It will take me two days I guess, and I have to look up the dictionary for EVERY word. :(

I wish that some people didnt make English appear so tough.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! There is no real work today, but I have this other task of deciphering this code


It will take me two days I guess, and I have to look up the dictionary for EVERY word. :(

You'll do no such thing! It's been the experience of others here at LitNet that what I say is of no lasting importance. ;)

No worries . . . :) :)


I wish that some people didnt make English appear so tough.

Granted! Now, people make it appear easy, and you are disappointed in how boring the language seems.


I wish for packaged peanuts.

[OZEED]

granted, but just as you open the packet it bursts covering you with peanut butter.You find you the brunt of the infamous office joker and to add salt to the fresh wound all this plays out in front of the stunning new guy/girl who every one in the office(including yourself) is trying to impress.
I wish I was the new guy in the office.

[Dry_Snail]

Granted !! But you slip from the spilled butter ....and now the brunt of the infamous office joker finds YOU...

I wish i could be there in that office to see this!!

[OZEED]

GRANTED, as this entire fiasco is playing out, in walks the CEO with the new clients from Japan and catches you hysterically laughing at the commotion even though as the office manager you should know better than to condone this behaviour.
I wish I was the CEO

[Dry_Snail]

ha ha ha
not granted you cant wish to be 2 persons at a time...

i wish i could resign that Job at that very moment lol!!

[OZEED]

granted! but in true Donald Trump style the CEO(whos me btw) fires you on the spot before you have a chance to resign to prove to the Japanese clients he rules with an iron fist.
I wish I was a fighter pilot.

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now you are a fighter pilot of toy planes :p

I wish I were more strict with myself, to ensure that every promise that I make to myself is never broken.

[Tinita09]

Granted, but you accidently promise that the day you had to walk into town with a bathrobe, you would, and that day has come.

I wish that Biology was an easier class.

[Shalot]

Granted, Biology is easier but it's only because they've dumbed it down to the point that Forest Gump could have passed and getting an A means absolutely nothing.

I wish I could go back in time and live in the nineties again.

[Riesa]

Granted! Welcome to 3093 B.C.

I wish I wasn't so intolerant of Christmas tree needles all over my floor, I'm dreading them ...:mad:

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now these needles are spread on your bed. :D

I wish I could re-live my college days, but a little differently.

[ktd222]

True, but does that mean you regret where and what you are now.

I wish I didn't have dry skin.

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now it is so oily, that you can start an oil factory :D

I wish I could finish my project on time.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it is finished in time, but because you rushed to get it finished before the deadline, the quality is so poor, management tears it to shreds and kicks you out of the company! :eek2: (it's kinda harsh, but it's an unfortunate side-effect of being in my mood :insert evil smilie:(we need one admin, you can replace the angel one! :nod:)

You can always wish for a new and better job Madhuri! :)

I wish it was Tuesday of next week.

[ktd222]

sure, but then their is no weekend to relax.

[ktd222]

sure, but then their is no weekend to relax.

I wish I could go home

[OZEED]

Granted, when you get there, you find that there is no home to go to. Aliens from the planet Zelrofian Five decided to flatten your house because they didn't like the colour.
I wish it snowed here in South Africa.

[Madhuri]

Granted!! Now all is covered in 5 feet thick snow, and the next day the temperature reaches 45 degrees, all snow has melted resulting in a flood.

I wish if Admin could give us infinite PM storage capacity. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Yet somehow SPAM makes it infuriatingly hard to navigate, and everyone eventually just gives up on PMs altogether.

I wish that the history of the world wasn't so difficult to understand.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you watched history of the world: part I, and are now eagerly awaiting part II. :D

I wish I was not such a smart alec when it's inapropriate to be one.

[Shalot]

Granted -- you are not a smart alec -- now you are jackass. How's that working out for you? :lol:

I wish I was a cat

[tainaprincess]

Granted -- now you can lick yourself whenever you want and people won't think you're weird.

I wish midterms week was over, but it hasn't even begun.

[Shalot]

Midterms are over and you failed. Now you can begin your life in a menial crappy deadend job. And you can't go home because everyone else in your family was successful and you're the loser.

I wish Hollywood would release a decent movie.

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now, the movie is released, but no one is going to watch it. :D

I wish I could learn to say No more often, so that I dont have more that enough on my plate to handle.

[tainaprincess]

Granted, but now you have refused all work that was assigned to you, and you have been fired from your job, and since you now say no to everything, you can't even get a job because everytime you get an offer you say no.

I wish I could learn to not procrastinate so that I don't stress myself out so much.

[mtpspur]

Granted but now you are so far ahead of your work/hobbies/activities you have a major case of boredom.

I wish my dog would get off the bed when I tell him to.

[classicsgirl]

granted, but now he doesn't want to come near you.

i wish i wasn't such a neat freak and overly organised.

[thevintagepiper]

Granted, now your house and desk is such a mess that you can't find a thing, much less have company.

I wish I had more time left this week.

[optimisticnad]

granted, this week will never ever end. in fact ul be condemed to live this week over and over again and that way as practise makes perfect ul do everything in less time than before so ul have more time left oever each time this week repeats itself. and once it repeats itself again ur back to sqURE ONE, everything of the previous weeks just...dies.

I wish I wasnt always the first person to talk, or break the ice, or go out on a limb. its not fair. people are rude and mean and i condemn u all to hell.

[Shalot]

granted -- you will never be that warm, outgoing, friendly, socially ept person again. Instead you will be so afraid to put yourself out there that spend a lot of time by yourself. You will be painfully inept in social interactions -- you will not only embarrass yourself, but also all those that witness your feeble attempts at making social connections. Are you sure that's what you want?

I wish I knew the purpose and meaning of life.

[tainaprincess]

Granted, but now you know too much, and your brain is overloaded with all that life is.

I wish I could be a good multitasker that understood her take home Math midterm.

[tiny explorer]

I'm your fairy taina!!!!granted....

....but I wish just the same as you do.....math is a catastrophe for me!!!

[tainaprincess]

Granted...but now all you can do is do complicated math day in and day out. You even do math problems in your sleep.

I wish I was done with school

[Riesa]

Granted! Enjoy working 50 hour weeks at a job you hate for the rest of your life. :p

I wish I was in the mood to clean like crazy.

[Shalot]

Granted --- you're in the mood to clean like crazy. However, a few of your slobby friends are coming over and they are going to mess up your house. And then when they leave the house will be filthy and you won't feel like cleaning at all.

I wish I didn't have a cold. What is this?

[Madhuri]

Granted!! Now you have a life threatening disease.........:D cold sounds much better, isn't it?? (dont mean it though)..

I wish for next week to be full of adventure.

[Riesa]

Granted! but it's full of adventure for the person next to you on the bus, your week is dead dull.


I wish I had my bags packed and a plane ticket to Vegas for a crazy-fun weekend.

[davoarid]

Granted. Now your husband can have an affair. (Note: Actually happened to my Mom.)

I wish John Lennon were alive.

[Shalot]

Granted --- he's alive but he still got shot. He's paralyzed and in a coma so it doesn't do us much good.

I wish people would refrain from being unneccessarily rude --- especially when they're dealing with me.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted But now everyone alive is refrian from talking to you and you go mentaly insain from the lack of comunication..

I wish i was more independet.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but you'll have to do everything alone.

I wish I had a paying job.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but you gat paid in rocks... enjoy!

I wish i was happy with what i have..

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but it'll all be taken away.

I wish I was extremely intelligent.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you now speek in a language no one can understand everyone looks at you like a wierdo....

I wish Riesa was online.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but Riesa will pester you endlessly.

I wish pigs could fly. (Went with something different.)

[Riesa]

Granted! Pigs can fly. And now you have your own personal flying pig as your sole means of transportation, and he has no air conditioning or CD player. and he stinks. And you have to keep him in your bedroom, and he steals the covers. And that girl you like won't go out on a date with you because you drive a pig.

I wish I had infinite patience.

[Shalot]

Granted! Pigs can fly. And now you have your own personal flying pig as your sole means of transportation, and he has no air conditioning or CD player. and he stinks. And you have to keep him in your bedroom, and he steals the covers. And that girl you like won't go out on a date with you because you drive a pig.

I wish I had infinite patience.

That's funny :lol:

Granted - you have infinite patience and you're going to need it because now you're going to live to be very, very old (older than people normally live). And you're going to know it. Your body will break down but your mind won't.

I wish all the laundry was done and the house was clean.

[kathycf]

Granted. A new maid service has come and done it for you, all for free. The name of the business? Serial Killer Kleen...."Getting you all cleaned up for the after life"

I wish I had a nice steaming cup of coffee, right now.

[Bookworm89]

Granted! Pigs can fly. And now you have your own personal flying pig as your sole means of transportation, and he has no air conditioning or CD player. and he stinks. And you have to keep him in your bedroom, and he steals the covers. And that girl you like won't go out on a date with you because you drive a pig.

I wish I had infinite patience.

(By the way, I am a girl.)

Granted, but you'll spill the nice, steaming cup of coffee on your lap. Ouch!

I wish it were dinner time.

[Riesa]

(By the way, I am a girl.)



oh, deepest apologies then.

Granted! Dinner is served.......three countries away. You, however, must wait.

I wish I had some baba ganoush.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but you have no idea what baba ganoush is!

I wish chocolate was a healthful food.

[Shalot]

Granted -- chocolate is healthy but it isn't so pleasurable anymore. Now eating chocolate is comparable to eating asparagus.

I wish we would win the game tonight

[Bookworm89]

Granted. Congratulations, you win the game! Unfortunately, when walking off the field/court, you find you tied your shoelaces together, and trip and fall, becoming a laughing stock for all! They'll never win another game now that the star player is tied up...

I wish I were smart enough to go to bed now.

[cuppajoe_9]

Granted. Unfortunately, you also gain all of the knowledge of the universe and mistakenly enter into a faustian bargain in the process. Also, all the knowledge of the universe makes you unhappy, kind of like Marvin the Paranoid Android. But hey, you got some sleep.

I wish I had something better to do.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but now you have a 2,000 word research paper due for your English class...tomorrow.

I wish Einstein was still alive.

[Bookworm89]

I'm starting a new thread of the "make a wish" game. Each poster will respond to the previous wish and "grant" it, but mess it up. They will then post their own wish.

Example:

I wish I were eating.

Granted, but for dinner you get liver and onions.
__________________________________________________ _______________

Alright, I'll start.

I wish I could play piano like Mozart.

[mir]

ooh! i like it!

Fine, but you have to practice twelve hours a day! :D

I wish i could find a pair of pyjamas that fit . . . (sorry it's morning :p)

[Riesa]

but why? why start a new thread?

[Bookworm89]

Because this way there are two. I love this game!

Mir: Granted, but they shrunk when you washed them. Now they fit your dog...a chihuahua.

I wish trees could talk.

[kathycf]

Granted. Trees are like the person who corners you at a party and talks to you...you cannot break free because they won't stop talking and there is no escape in sight. I really hope you are interested in converstations about how to make one's bark nice and how leafy one's head is.

I wish I was not so congested.

[miss tenderness]

nice idea,Booky,but I guess we had a thread of the same idea,it's just engraved >>:lol:

[kathycf]

Granted. Einstein is alive...sort of. He wants to eat your braaaaaiiiiinnnnns. :eek2: :eek2:

I wish I had a cookie...

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but have you ever heard of getting your nose amputated?

I wish my finger was not broken.

[mir]

OK - we'll break your legs instead. :D

i wish i had not broken your finger . . .

is it really broken?

[Shalot]

Granted --- you have a cookie but it's stale.

I wish I were more intelligent.

[Bookworm89]

Granted. You broke yours instead.

(Yes, I broke it while playing football)

I wish Shakespeare was still alive.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but you are terribly deformed and talk gibberish.

I wish I were a true librarian.

[amanda_isabel]

granted, but then everyone else was dead.

i wish it were not so hot here...

[Bookworm89]

Granted, better pull out the sweaters. It's now -10 degrees Fahrenheit and that's the high for the week!

I wish it were my birthday again.

[mir]

granted, but you dropped the cake!

it is my birthday today!

i wish my halloween costume wouldn't keep falling apart . . .

[Pendragon]

OK, it doesn't KEEP falling apart, it falls apart entirely. No problem, just go as Lady Godiva...:rolleyes:

I wish I hadn't said that...

[Pendragon]

So you are a true librarian. You will never read another book, because you must deal forever with putting them back on the shelves, rearranging them because people carelessly put them back out of other, cleaning off books that come back in gunked up with God-knows-what, ordering new books, weeping every time you must cull one that is too used up, cleaning up after the children whose parents think a library is a playground, etc. Oh, it's a wonderful life! :rolleyes:

I wish I could remember what I have and don't have when I'm in a used bookstore...

[mir]

i wish i knew who Lady Godiva was . . :lol:

i think you're safe, Pen. :D

I wish there was no such thing as "homework" . . .

[Pendragon]

i wish i knew who Lady Godiva was . . :lol:

i think you're safe, Pen. :D

I wish there was no such thing as "homework" . . .Very brief history lesson. According to the popular story, the beautiful Lady Godiva took pity on the people of Coventry, who were suffering grievously under her husband's oppressive taxation. Lady Godiva appealed again and again to her husband, who obstinately refused to remit the tolls. At last, weary of her entreaties, he said he would grant her request if she would ride naked through the streets of the town. Lady Godiva took him at his word and, after issuing a proclamation that all persons should keep within doors or shut their windows, she rode through, clothed only in her long hair. Only one person in the town, a tailor ever afterwards known as Peeping Tom, disobeyed her proclamation in the first famous instance of voyeurism.In the story, Tom bores a hole in his shutters so that he might see Godiva pass, and is struck blind. In the end, Godiva's husband keeps his word and abolishes the onerous taxes. :blush:

[mir]

hmm . . . .

well, i DID need some ideas for NEXT year . . .

:lol:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You have nothing.

I wish for a pizza.

[kathycf]

Granted. You have a nice fresh pizza, and you wear it so well...all over you. :nod:

Hi Robin! :wave:


I wish Halloween was not over...

[miss tenderness]

granted,but then you have to stay all of your left life in the Haloween custom!



I wish I can fly!

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You ARE a fly.

Hello, Kathy!! May I ask what your new avatar is wearing? :brow:


I wish for string.

[Pendragon]

String, my brother, will not hold when you swing around the building in Gotham. Are you under hypnosis by The Joker?

I wish for a mint condition Shadow Magazine!

[Riesa]

Granted! but this mint condition you so desire is really mint, as in soft peppermint candy coated in chocolate, and unfortunately it's been left out in the sun for weeks.

I wish people would stick to my wish list when buying me presents.

[kathycf]

Granted. People will now follow your wish list to the best of their ability and within in the constraints of their budget. Too bad everyone you know has been stricken with poverty...

I wish that silly dog next door would stop barking



Hello, Kathy!! May I ask what your new avatar is wearing? :brow:


Actually, she is wearing a fruit label....:nod: :D

[Nightshade]

granted but only because hes munching on your tires...
I wish I wasnt feeling so cold and tierd

[Weeping Willow]

Ok but now it blazing hot and you are stuck in the the middle of the desert..

I wish all the Beautiful Mayan ruins were not ruined...

[Shalot]

Granted -- they are not ruined but now the Mayan ruins are a commercial tourist attraction and when you visit you're led through the ruins by a bored tour guide and when you leave you get a Mayan Ruins souvenir hat shaped like the ones the short-order cooks at Waffle House wear. It says "Mayan Ruins" on it a big, blocked font that is beveled but cheaply reproduced on the paper hats. You also have the option of buying an oversized "Mayan Ruins" pencil and a watered down carbonated beverage. And you can't afford to pay the admission fee. And if you could afford it, you would have to walk through a turnstile.

I wish that some people weren't offended by South Park. I think it's genius .

[Pendragon]

Granted. They are not offended by it, they don't understand it, but let's face it; when has mankind ever understood true genius?

I'd wish for an autographed first edition of any of the Sherlock Holmes books by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

[Laindessiel]

Nothing, eh? Granted! Darkness and oblivion and abyss immediately follows.

I wish I am a great writer too like moi sis.

[Laindessiel]

Nothing, eh? Granted! Darkness and oblivion and abyss immediately follows.

I wish no errors would occur during my posting time! This forum hates me! Waah!!

[Laindessiel]

Nothing, eh? Granted! Darkness and oblivion and abyss immediately follows.

I wish no errors would occur during my posting time! And it's my first time! This forum hates me. Waah.

[Laindessiel]

Nothing, eh? Granted! Darkness and oblivion and abyss immediately follows.

I wish no errors would occur during my posting time! And it's my first time! This forum hates me. Waah.

[Shalot]

Granted -- no errors occur but the moderators decide to ban you from the forum....(like your avy by the way)

I wish I had never stumbled accross this site because I can't stop coming here. I don't even do anything except post in games and ramble on about crap no one cares about!!!

[tainaprincess]

Granted....but now, you have gone bankrupt, and you have nothing left, so you must sell it, to get everything back.

I wish this semester was over, and I could be on my winter break.

[toni]

Alright, but then the snow will grab you from head to toe and you'll forever be on your "winter break". Haha!

I wish I could see actors Tom Sturridge and Robert Pattinson...

[thefemalemind]

Granted, but you're just a photographer and they absolutely dispise photographers so they kick you out of the studio.

I wish I could love and be loved

[toni]

Granted. But the one you'll love is disguised secretly. Turns out he's Shrek! He's an ogre.

I am interested in photography, but now that you said that, to hell with it! Waaah!

I wish I wasn't afraid of Virgil because everytime I see his name, I cringe.

[miss tenderness]

granted,but then you have to spend one week lucked up with him in His house:Dif he allows it!



I wish for NOthing!

[toni]

:redface: :redface: I don't even want to think about it! You are gonna give me nightmares tonight, miss tenderness...:cool: :cool:

I wish the world was mine...

[Pensive]

Granted but then there would have been no people in the world. :D

How I wish that it would have been my birthday today!

[Laindessiel]

Granted. But then you are going to be in a FESTIVE mood, flamingo...:D

What time is it in your country right now?

[miss tenderness]

honey,where is your wish?

time is 11'oc pm!

[toni]

I just wish I could get a college scholarship in London...

[miss tenderness]

granted! but then u have to saty there all of ur life!


I wish if I do not have to work!

[Laindessiel]

Grantd. But no work = no money, no shopping, no food, no house, no house helpers, and the worst of all, no one to lend you money because you can't pay them backl.... :bawling:

Also...no friends. Huhu... Money speaks, everyone listens. I don't. I merely hear.

I wish I have my own laptop and an Internet speed of 1000 kbps. :lol:

[toni]

Yeah, but at that time, People don't use the internet anymore..They will use something more hi-tech.

I wish this guy would ask me out.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f218/TomSturridge/Miscellaneous%20Pictures/tomsturridge.jpg

[Shalot]

granted -- he asks you out on a date but it's only because he created a new hypnotic drug and he needs someone to test it on. You won't remember any of it because you will be on the drug and won't know what's going on and when you go home you'll think you had a lovely time.


I wish it was February 2007.

[toni]

But then, February 2007 is the Apocalypse. We're all gonna die!

I wish I didn't have to study algebra....

[shinigami]

Wish granted,

but just because YOU don't have to study algebra doesn't mean that other people have to follow you... because of that you don't know how to do simple operations like addition and subtraction.. consequently, you live a poor life...

I wish that Mil came back...

[Misscaroline]

I wish that I had time enough to finish my novel right now- November is National Novel Writing month, don't you know. I don't need a month to motivate me, but it definitely makes a good excuse...

Miss Caroline

[Bookworm89]

Granted, but it wil be the worst novel ever! Hope you have a back up!

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow.