Make A Wish

[rachel]

what, what happened to Willows hand? Here let me kiss it better.

I wish the guys upstairs hadn't laughed hilariously when I showed up at three this morning to tell them to be quiet so we could sleep so we could get up in an hour or so to prepare for work and so the little one could go back to sleep. Guys....whatever.

[Riesa]

I wish I didn't have such a good memory for stupid details...
Since hers got skipped,
Granted, but then you lose all your ability to function in life, you can't remember where how to tie your shoes, or brush your teeth, or walk, etc.

I wish I was a rock.

[thelordofdark]

Because I love her so much more than myself!
I wish I could live with her the rest of my life!

[Weeping Willow]

huh?....

Riesa - Granted, but you are tumbling down...
Thelordofdark - Granted, you are blind.

I wish i had a sombrero :p

[kilted exile]

Granted, but it is ten sizes too big so it covers your eyes and you cant see....and also you cant take the damn thing off

I wish for my girlfriends parents to like me when I meet them tonight.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but they like you so much the hug you all the time ... (yuck.. why did isay such a horrible thing.. brrr... sorry kilted... )

I wish Kilted would have good luck tonight!

[rachel]

KILTED I AM PREPARED THIS TIME. YOU WILL KNOCK THEIR STODGIE SOCKS OFF !

good luck tonight...granted that is all.

I wish that it would only take me two months to learn Russian instead of the six I am quite confident I will be slaving away at.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then your obnoxious Russian neighbor never leaves you alone.

I wish I coud get comfortable on the couch with this laptop.

[chef]

Granted that is the price we have to pay to be on the Forum.

I wish that tonight i will finish all my homework for monday

[chmpman]

Granted, but a dog eats it.

I wish I had something productive to do tonight.

[chef]

granted you are to stay attached to your computer and talk to us!
I wish tomorrow will be a pretty day

[belle ringer]

As you wish! Tomorrow the day will be pretty...

...pretty boring. So boring that by lunch time, you'll be pulling your hair out trying to find something, anything to do; wishing for lightning to strike you down, twice, just so you'll have something exciting happen to you.

I wish the pizza delivery service would actually deliver on time.

[chef]

http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/d050.gif that was a funny one.
Granted you will suffer from hunger for more than 30 minutes.
I wish today would've been different

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, But the sky turn Red and aliens Invade Earth!

I wish i would not need to go to work now.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You were supposed to be at work an hour ago.


I wish that films took less time to edit.

[Pendragon]

Easy to grant. Chop the whole thing!

I wish I wasn't so rushed on some days!

[Nightshade]

Granted but then your mad with bordom. ( I wonder if your tryibng to say smthing here? ((g)) )

I wish I could move to a little cottage on the hills above the sea.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but it is in California so the smallest earthquake sends the cottage plummeting into the sea.






I wish I was done with school.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you are working full time 6 days a week and have no source of intelligent converstaion but here and you havent the time or energy to visit.

I wish I didnt have to spend good money on driving lessons.

[Weeping Willow]

Gratend but you have to walk the rest of your life..

I wish i could make Someone happy.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it was a guy from broke back mountain.

I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you get maleria and lay sick for days...

I wish someone was here with me.

[Virgil]

Granted, but that guy from broke back mountain keeps following you. :lol:

I wish tomorrow wasn't monday. Why is a weekend only two days?

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Tomorrow's Tuesday, but it's also Doomsday. Thanks for nothin', sell-out, you brought about the end of the world.


I wish that Drew Carey's book "Dirty Jokes and Beer" was required reading.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but now you leave cleavland! :lol:

I wish i was with you.

[rachel]

granted, but your father calls you to help fix the computer and it takes two years and we lose each other's email and move to other countries.

I wish that I could visit India for one month and dance and put my face against the face of a baby elephant and walk under Indian stars at night.

[Virgil]

Granted, but the mother elephant poops on your shoes.

I wish I could play the trumpet.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now. about the lawsuits....

I wish I could play my bass guitar in a real band!

[Virgil]

Granted, but the band can't get any gigs.

I wish I had rhythm.

[rachel]

oh you will when I get my hands on you(i HATE that word)

granted but your body only moves sideways and people are afraid of you.

I wish I could be at the Mount of Olives , just once, and for five minutes only if that is all I could have.

[Virgil]

Granted, but I'll be there with you.

What's wrong with the word rythm?

I wish I didn't have to exercise to keep healthy.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now you are just a conscious brain in a jar.

I wish the wind wouldn't die off right in the middle of the lake.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then the boat sinks.


I wish I had some cookies just around now, with some milk too.

[Riesa]

Granted, but they are celery/paper clip cookies and the milk is sour monkey milk.

I wish I could say Howdy in 300 languages.

[Virgil]

:lol: :lol: Yuk.

Granted, but all the pain-in-the-a-- from those countries great you back.

I wish I could play professional baseball.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Welcome, Benchwarmer!

I wish I could fly!

[Riesa]

Granted, but you sit on the bench your entire career, and you become famous anyway because a sneaky reporter took a picture of you with your finger up your nose.

I wish I had a universal transmitter.

[Pendragon]

Hee-hee Great minds think alike Riesa! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Virgil]

granted, but no one wants to recieve a signal from you.

I wish I didn't have to put these stupid two cent stamps along with all the remaining 37 cent stamps I've got.

[Nightshade]

Granted but then you lose them to find hey were really worth a couple of million the next week.

Oh and Pen's wish

I wish I could fly!
granted but your names iccurus. :D

I wish I had time to loll about and enjoy the day.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But you'd get bored.

I wish I didn't feel like the rats were winning the rat race!

[Birdy123]

Granted! But instead of rats it's giant cats.

I wish i could be a smart blonde lol

[Riesa]

Granted, you are a golden retriever.

I wish I had a maid.

[rachel]

oohooh let it be me!

granted, but you and I would keep forgetting to get things done in our joy of fellowship and we would go with the faeries. Your hubby would come home to find the children demolished the house and all his socks are missing.


I wish a certain person, knowing I am slender witted, would not take advantage of that to say something I have heard a kazillion times before. :D ( I even read it in a book :lol: )

[Keltic Banshee]

granted. That certain person doesn't mention that again, but instead everybody else does.

I wish my pillow would hug me back while I sleep...

[rachel]

granted,
but it keeps telling you how beautiful you are and asking you out on dates and won't shut up and then you have to go to the doctor to get something to help you sleep.

I wish I could go to see Banshee and take her to a really great restaurant and after listen to her read to me her awesome stories and we would have such a good time. And we could msn Willow and keep him up all night. :yawnb:

[Weeping Willow]

Gratend, but you cna't understand a word banshee is saying cause she speaks Spanish :p...

I wish Real Madrid would win tonight.

[Riesa]

Granted, but then the whole team gets bird fever and that's the last game they ever win....

I wish Willow wasn't offline. :(

[Weeping Willow]

Granted! :lol:.. but i'm at work and don't have much time.... :p

I wish i was not at work now....

[Riesa]

Granted, you are on a beach in Tahiti, surrounded by beautiful trees and lovely native girls....WILLOW!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!GET BACK TO WORK, YOU ARE FIRED!!!!!


I wish that I was a songbird.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but you lose your voice strings.. :p

I wish i was in
Tahiti, surrounded by beautiful trees and lovely native girls

[Pendragon]

Granted! But as the old song goes, "Only in your dreams!"

I wish it were spring time, and the hiking trail not so slick.

[Anon22]

Granted, but you will have a million birds attacking you

I wish I could finish this homework in under 5 seconds

[Weeping Willow]

Grated, but you get a fail in all your exams.. :p

I wish Digital was happy.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now no one else is.

I wish that I had a little yellow cart to hitch the donkeys up to.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but you have no donkeys... :p

I wish it wasn;t 0:00 and i felt bad for making noise with the keyboard.. :(

[Anon22]

granted, but it's now 23:59

I wish... there was orange juice for me to drink... :)

[Riesa]

Granted, now you are asleep in the middle of tahiti with no computer.

I wish I could go to Playa Del Carmen with everyone from lit-net and dance salsa and laugh.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you get there and no one arrives...

I wish i was in Spain right now..

[Anon22]

granted, but now get to be chased by a bull

I wish... I had a wish to wish

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you wish i was in Bilbao, no bulls there...

I wish, Digital's wish would come true :p

[rachel]

granted but it is so funny even dead guys laugh at you.(not really I want you to)


I wish that Willow could have all his dreams come true by Saturday.

[chmpman]

Granted, but he becomes megalomaniacal and rules the world, inacting many laws that discriminate against the poor.

I wish my eyes could handle reading online literature better.

[kilted exile]

Granted, but you never leave.

I wish I was in Glasgow (http://www.incallander.co.uk/ladesongs/song73.htm)

[rachel]

granted -but then you and your girl live happily ever after except for the guilt knowing the rest of us are always crying and sighing.

I wish that I was more intelligent.

[Riesa]

hahahahahahahha!!! oh, sweet baby, too late for that, it's already true. *sigh*;)

I wish we could all be as intelligent as Rachel.

[Anon22]

Granted, but then you will be tortured by people who constantly look to you for help

I wish... I wasn't lazy...

[Riesa]

Yay! digital got a wish!

Granted, but now you are so hyper and busy that no one can stand to be a second in your company.

I wish I had a plate of fresh strawberries and cream to eat.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it turns out to be plastic for a photo shoot.

I wish I was so tired.

[Riesa]

?, you mean not?
granted, but now you are so wound up you can't sleep tonight and it just makes tomorrow awfully dreary and miserable.

I wish Virgil wasn't so weary.

[Virgil]

Granted, but now he's unconscious.

I wish I could take the day off tomorrow.

[Riesa]

Granted, I'll take Sadie out for a walk while you are still sleeping, (and then bring you breakfast in bed) then we can go visit MOMA as soon as you wake up at 11:30 and then we can grab some cart gyros for an early dinner, and you can go straight back to sleep, and you even have the next day off too.

I wish I could have ruined Virgil's wish a little better.

[rachel]

no, I won't.

I wish that Riesa could just have lunch with me one time here in this sleepy little city.

[Riesa]

yes, (me too) but then suddenly the city becomes a riot zone and scary men in riot gear steal all of our tea and sandwiches, and don't even eat them, they just yell and stomp all over them in their big man boots.

I wish I could transport Rachel to Double Fish Hook Stables, and we'd ride Stretch and Gabriel down to the lake and go swimming and then later go sailing.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Yours.
But before you go riding, you have have to do weeding and lawn mowing from before dawn, till just two hours after dusk.

I wish I could find everything I want to find on the internet all in one, uninterrupted liesurely day, with no wasting of time looking, looking, looking, looking, looking, looking....and then dreaming I'm constantly looking, looking....

[Virgil]

Granted, but then you pick up a million compuer viruses.

I wish I could have Mozart as a pal.

[chmpman]

...granted but he sleeps with your wife. (he was regarded as a player in his time right?)

I wish I was good at basketball.

[Riesa]

Granted, but then as soon as you start making three pointers at crunch time you break your ankle and miss the playoffs.

I wish I had a holodeck.

[chmpman]

I think the experience would be worth it, just having so many people cheer you on.

Granted, but someone steals it. (what the crap is a holodeck, something outa star trek?)

I wish the lit. net. people could have a large party, with expenses paid by the admin.

[Riesa]

maybe worth it for you, absolute misery for the fans, when your team loses to the lakers in game seven.....:rage:
yes, it's outta ST.

....Granted, but the large party is in the middle of the night in a deserted walmart, in the middle of the dessert and there is no band or drinks or food and everyone is in their sourest moods.

I wish I was perpetually gleeful.

[samercury]

:lol:
-----Granted but soon the gleefulness starts to annoy everyone

I wish I didn't have any wishes

[Riesa]

Granted, no you are a dour old man with no hope left in life.

I wish I could fly a plane.

[chmpman]

Granted, your're so drugged you don't know what's happening around you, even though Sam Walton rises from his grave to become absolute dictator of the world.
(that was meant for the last one but I'm lazy)

I wish there was no multi-national corporations.

[Riesa]

good god, granted.

I wish the world was a peaceful place full of happy bunnies and merry butterflies.
:goof: really, I do.

[samercury]

Granted but you get bored of it in 5 minutes

I wish time would stop

[Riesa]

:lol:true.

Granted, but then you are stopped too, and you don't get to enjoy it.

I wish it wasn't so late. :wave:

[samercury]

Granted but now it's too early

I wish everything was simple

[chmpman]

Granted, you live on an island somewhere in the Pacific with no people, books, or anything to keep you entertained. Also, there may or may not be a hideous monster lurking about.

(too slow again, but it works)

I wish I had something to go out to do and have fun.

[samercury]

Granted but everyone misses you

I wish I had a pet

[chmpman]

Granted, it's a were-rabbit.

I wish one of my cats didn't always try to trip me.

[samercury]

:eek:
Granted, but now all of them do

I wish it were Friday already

[Nightshade]

granted but its 2357 on friday night and tomorrow is monday

I wish I was better at making my mind up :D

[Pendragon]

Granted! Your mind is now a computer whose only command is "Please push ctrl-alt-del.

I wish people wouldn't keep calling me for free computer advice when they haven't spoken to me in up to a year...

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you lose all your computer knowlage.

******************

[Riesa]

Granted, but then you are a ghost who cannot escape the misery of the reason that you wish you were dead....

I really really really wish Willow wouldn't have just wished that.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, i but i wish i was a ghost! that's COOL!!!!

I wish i was a ghost!

[Pendragon]

Granted! But now no one can hear you or see you except Derrick Accord.

I wish I could time-travel.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But only 0.00000000000001 seconds in either direction and only once a day.

I wish I could dance like Fred Astaire.

[Riesa]

Granted, but that's the only way you know how to dance and now you look really silly at the clubs.

I wish the moon was full

[Pendragon]

TOO SLOW!TOO SLOW!TOO SLOW!TOO SLOW!

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. It turns into a septic tank, and unloads every twenty-four hours as it passes over your house.


I wish for more DVDs.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But they are all DVDs of Barney the dinosaur.



I wish I could make a really neutral wish that no-one could pervert to some evil end.

[Anon22]

Did you guys just all post around the same time? (Full moon full of septice, lice-filled, scorching pus, and it turning into a septic tank, it wouldn't make sense with pendragon's wish and also pendragon's talking about that dead guy, not the moon O.o)

[Riesa]

ummm.
granted, now you might as well go to a wishing well, then your neutral wish still wouldn't come true and now no one could ruin it.

I wish I could get a break from it all.

[Pendragon]

Granted! CALL THE COUNTY MORGUE! STAT!

I wish people could figure out the one clue that would bust the Numbers racket wide open since four of the answers are related.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--you suddenly decide to tell us :p.


I wish that national history was easier.

[rachel]

granted but then only you would understand it and your teacher's wouldn't give you any marks because they are too stupid.

I wish thatM'Lord could come to visit Hasia and me for just one day if that is all I could have. We would have a lovely time.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--but the loveliness of that one day is overshadowed by the weeks and months I overstay :D.



I wish for a new pair of gloves.

[Anon22]

Granted, but they end up being magical and keep slapping you in the face.

I wish for orange juice once more ;_;

[samercury]

Granted. but you never get anything else to eat

I wish I could travel to the moon

[Riesa]

Granted, but you get stuck there by yourself forever looking at what you left behind.


I wish for a magical house that keeps itself clean.

[Virgil]

Granted. It does it by not having a roof so that the wind blows all the dust out. But now you have no roof.


I wish my computer made sense

[rachel]

granted dear Virgil but then you wouldn't.


I wish that every kitten had a warm bowl of milk and a little bed to lay upon.

[Whifflingpin]

Granted - they're all being fattened up to make sandwiches for Xamonas


I wish I weren't so lazy

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now, you're dead...

I wish I wasn't so fat!

[rachel]

granted,
but now no one can see you and Martha feels sad, there's nothing to hug.

I wish there were never any misunderstandings in this world.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now no one ever kisses and makes up.

I wish my pug wouldn't look at me like that.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But only because it's eyes fell out onto the carpet! :eek2:


I wish people wouldn't get upset over silly things.

[chmpman]

Granted, but the anxiety of staying calm about them escalates into serious things that cause every one to be upset, and we have another global war.

I wish there was no wars, ever.

[Riesa]

Granted, but then everyone would be pissed off all of the time about inconsequentials.


I wish I was out to lunch on a yacht in the middle of the Carribean, listening to Marley and drinking rum punch.

[chmpman]

Granted, but Stan seizes the yacht and makes you walk the plank.

I wish I could actually cook a decent meal.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but you forgot to turn the stove off, so as you are eating it your house burns down.







I wish I could be someone else.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but it's Charles Manson.

I wish I could speak Spanish.

[samercury]

Granted but now you don't speak english

I wish I knew what I want.

[chmpman]

Granted, but so does everyone else, and they do everything in their power to make sure you don't get it.

I wish I got everything I wanted.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted but now you don't speak english

I wish I knew what I want.

¿Qué? No entiendo. ¿Puede usted decir eso en español por favor? :D

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but so does everyone else, and they do everything in their power to make sure you don't get it.

I wish I got everything I wanted.

Granted, but now you no longer want any of it.


I wish I had a way of knowing what people were really thinking.

[samercury]

:lol: :lol:
Granted but...um...you wish you hadn't

I wish I could...send my thoughts out

[chmpman]

Already granted, you can write and speak.

I wish I knew what I was going to do after university.

[rachel]

granted, but the idea of being so famous overwhelms you and you dis the education thing and set off for Hawaii to hang out with Starr on a raft made of plastic milk containers and duct tape.

I wish I could read minds.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but people can tell when you're doing it, and are appalled that you would invade their privacy so.


I wish for an onion bagel.

[rachel]

i repent already M'Lord, you are right.

onion bagel....
granted but just as you finish it, your girlfriend shows up at your place and wants a kiss upon arrival.

I wish i would just get those last watercolors finished, just finish them

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but then it rains before you can get them indoors!


I wish snow was warmer

[bluevictim]

Granted, but it's yellow.

I wish cars had square wheels.

[Virgil]

Granted. Now try to drive it.

I wish I had a pet waterbuffalo.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but a buffalo made of water soon collapses into nothing but a puddle!


I wish I had my own galaxy.

[Ryduce]

Granted! You are given the andromeda galaxy,but you are the only person who inhabits it and the lonliness drives you mad.







I wish I could see a unicorn jump over a rainbow.

[rachel]

granted but then he stumbles upon reaching the earth and is lamed forever and you have the agony of trying to find the two of you an apartment that accepts unicorns.

I wish I knew one person who knew Teddy bear, just one, that's all I need! :brow:

[Virgil]

Granted, but he's too senile to talk.

I wish I could manage a new project of sending someone of the moon.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you are asked to send your beloved dog.

I wish i was smarter sometimes.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but it's only for one minute on alternate Sundays, the rest of the time, you are to be stupid enough to star in "Dumb, Dumberer, & Dumberest!"


I wish pizza was good for you.

[Pendragon]

Granted! It is, it just isn't healthy.

I wish people could make up their minds on what was good for a person and what wasn't!


BTW: I did decide to tell you! Think Tolkien!

[Weeping Willow]

Granted! but from now it only what i say!

I wish we could talk and understand animals.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now we know that all they do is cleverly, rudely and creatively talk trash about us humans.

I wish Jack would make a basket at his basketball game today.

[Virgil]

Granted, and he wins the game with it.

I wish I didn't have so many things to do on weekends.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, I have removed all weekends from your calendar, that should solve it.


I wish referees could get better eyechecks.

[rachel]

granted but all the games are cancelled and you sit around eating really bad pizza and gaining ten stone and have nothing to wear.

I wish that I could keep snowflakes properly preserved with their little shapes in my freezer and take them out to look at when I am missing winter.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then you get winter weather 365 days a year.

I wish it was spring all year round.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Now all your flowers bud but never bloom and you wait all year for a summer holiday that never comes.


I wish I could be invisible at will.

[Riesa]

granted, but it's my will.

I wish I was at a spa.

[rachel]

granted, but it is run by children and they keep making you take them potty and give them baths and make their meals.

I wish there was not sorrow.

[kilted exile]

Granted, but so as to not unbalance the cosmos there is no happiness either

I wish I understood people.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You can hear and understand them, but you can't speak.


I wish I had some popcorn.

[rachel]

granted,but after you eat it you find out it has been laced with laughing gas by the mutineer lasses and you come upon people later on attending a funeral and cannot stop laughing hysterically as you pass by.

I wish I would just STOP biting my fingernails.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you can't cut them anymore! :D

I wish I could go to bed, instead of having plenty of homeworks to do tonight.

[Virgil]

Granted, but the mattress pops springs and they pinch your backside amking you get out of bed and do your homework.

I wish I didn't have to think so hard sometimes to come up with an ironic twist to somebody's wish.

[chmpman]

Granted, but you never come up with anything clever either.

I wish I was more athletic.

[Virgil]

Grantd, but you get caught taking steroids.

I wish there was something good on TV.

[Riesa]

(Sopranos)

Granted, but now you become obese and lose the use of your legs from sitting in front of it all day and eating junkfood, (doesn't happen with computers 'cuz it's hard to eat and type, that's why we all drink and type. ;))

I wish I could swim the butterfly stroke.

[Virgil]

Oh, I love the Sopranos too. New season starts up tomorrow.

Granted, but then your shoulder joints get dislocated.

I wish I had a large pool to swim in.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, a pool of dog-vomit.



I wish I had a beer

[Riesa]

granted, but it's a half-drunk Natural Ice that you found outside by the train tracks, and besides cigarette butts in it there are other, equally, if not more frightening substances floating in it. Enjoy! :D

I wish I could give Xamonas a nice cold Corona with lime. (probably not his first pick, but I've got one in the fridge)

[Pendragon]

Granted! Ever tried to send one e-mail?

I wish I could meet everyone face to face just once....

[Weeping Willow]

Granted,16 of August your place sounds good? :D

I wish i would stop blushing all the time... :blush:...

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you lose most of your charm.

I wish I was not so shy when it comes to talking in front of people.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you become winston churchill. :p

I wish i was not a coward.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But, then, you never really were one, Willow, my friend...


I wish I didn't come across as a stuffed shirt sometimes....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You are now so easy going and frivolous that no-one takes you serious anymore.


I wish I could eat bananas again without my face exploding. :banana: :rage:

[Riesa]

Granted, but now when eat chocolate, your ears melt.

I wish it was easier to live and work wherever someone wanted.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but then you keep get fired and have no money.. :P...

I wish the time difference was not so big so me and Riesa could be online togther... :(..

[Riesa]

Granted! but now I really dislike you and don't want anything to do with you ever again. hahaha :goof:

I wish courage was something you could buy at the store.

[Weeping Willow]

granted, but it's a fake made in Taiwan.. :p...

I wish sunday was not a working say in Israel.. :goof:

WOOOO the goof again! quick Reisa get your Lasso!! i'm at work and mine is at home!!!

[Riesa]

I got him........oh wait, that was Santa, and now he's really mad at me. :bawling:

Granted, but now it's the day you have to skip continually down the middle of the street wearing only your sunglasses.

I wish that my property was entirely fenced.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then it shrinks down to a city plot - very small.

I wish it weren't raining today.

[Weeping Willow]

oh... O.o .... ok... is that kind of a fantasy???

Granted, but now you have to spend 8 hours a day in the guarding tower !!

I wish we could catch this wicked Goof!!!

[Riesa]

actually I was shutting my mind's eye as I was writing that granting.

Virg, granted, now it's snowing.

Willow, granted now he lives in your room destroying all your stuff


I wish I had some leeks.

[Virgil]

Virg, granted, now it's snowing.

:lol: Oh, no, n, no. I didn't think of that. I ought to be grateful.

Granted you catch the goof and he's a really terrible prisoner, driving you nuts.

I wish I didn't have to go out of the house in the rain.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you stay home but your Dog poops in the house.. :p...

i wish i could go home witout! losing my job!

[Riesa]

granted, now you are at working at home and you never get a break. bleh.

I wish I could write sound effects like RobinHood3000.

[RobinHood3000]

I write sound effects?

[Riesa]

i.e. *foom* :D

[rachel]

well there are no questions here.twice Imight say......

I wish that I could finish writing Pizza Pony by wednesday.(please please let me have the time.)

[Keltic Banshee]

Granted, but then you suddenly lose all that you wrote and have to start over!

I wish I wasn't so bloody scared about being in Manchester and starting to work tomorrow

[kilted exile]

Granted you were meant to start yesterday (on a serious note though good luck in Manchester, being as close as you are to dublin there you'll find its extremely easy & reasonably cheap to head over for a weekend sojourn)


I wish I was on the moon

[Virgil]

Granted, but your oxygen system breaks and it leaks out. Have fun.


I wish I could save people's lives.

[Danny1957]

And are you not people and have your life to save...would it be first??


I wish to fly

[Riesa]

granted, you fly into the nearest window.

I wish tomorrow was Friday.

[samercury]

Granted but...um.... the day after that is monday.

I wish I could go back to the past.

[Riesa]

Granted, but you are in ancient Egypt and Cleopatra has taken a major dislike to you.

I wish my cat would not bang on the mini-blinds at 3 A.M. every night.

[Virgil]

Grant, now she jumps on your face at three in the morning.

I wish Brandi wouldn't bark at the paperboy.

[samercury]

Granted but now the paperboy barks at Brandi

I wish time could stop

[Riesa]

lol
Granted, time stops, but now you are forever unsure of whether you got a good grade on that Jane Austen paper.

I wish I had a real boulangerie in my town.

[Virgil]

Granted, whatever that is (it's not in my dictionary either) it gets mixed up with your lingerie.

I wish I could win the lottery.

[samercury]

Granted but all the money gets taken away

I wish i had taken another class
*is a boulangerie a bakery?*

[Virgil]

*I don't know. It's not in my websters*
Granted, but you get an "F" in that class.


I wish I could balance this lap top on my lap.

[Riesa]

Granted but now your lap is three times as big as it was.


I wish there were a million Saturdays in a row in front of me.

[samercury]

Granted but...they're all really boring ones...

I wish I wasn't scared of anything

[Virgil]

Granted but now your lap is three times as big as it was.

(boulangerie=http://www.progressiveart.com/kondakova/28_boulangerie.jpg )

Oh, is that a bakery?

Granted, but now your courage gets you a broken leg.


I wish I was hungry at this hour of the night.

[samercury]

Granted but you don't have anything to eat
http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/nahrung/h015.gif

[Weeping Willow]

What no wish??? no fun... :eek2:....

I wish i could make decisions..

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But only bad ones!



I wish I had a much bigger bookcase.

[rachel]

granted but then everyone could see clearly that you only read Nancy Drew and definitive works on the destruction of cribvirgins.

I wish that my most cherished memory could last forever and be as bright and stirring as the first moment it came to me.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but it becomes a moment you wish didn't happen!

I wish i would be away from here already!!

[rachel]

granted, granted, granted dear Willow. And now you find you have left all your luggage behind and have to wear your friends dresses and really small shoes.

I wish that I could plant seeds from Sam's box and grow magical trees with golden leaves from Lothlorean.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but i allready ate the seed... chubby old me.. :blush:....

I wish It was not soooooo late here...

[Pendragon]

Granted: But you get to where you can no longer tell fantasy from reality...


I wish my hamsters would live forever...

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you are no longer here to see them. (sorry, didn't mean it :bawling: )

I wish I could travel for free.

[chmpman]

Granted, but you travel to North Dakota. Enough said.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you are his ghost... HA! :p

I wish i would have to work tommorow...

[Pendragon]

Granted! Are you familiar with latrine duty, soldier?



I wish I wasn't so tired...

[Riesa]

Granted, now you are just drank 6 espressos and you are on your way to the bathroom for a necessary upheaval,

I wish carrots tasted good.

[chmpman]

Granted, but you spend a lot of money on a stockpile of them and your house is ransacked by angry bunnies.

I wish I didn't work so much.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you become a lazy and silly boy.

I wish I could speak Japanese fluently...

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, now you are just drank 6 espressos and you are on your way to the bathroom for a necessary upheaval,

I wish carrots tasted good.

Escuse me!!! what's wrong with carrots!! they are sooooooo tasty!!!

oh.. and cahpman - granted you are fired :p

I wish i had a carrot!

[chmpman]

Granted, but the angry bunnies are still amok.

And Elizabeth: Granted, but you can no longer speak any other languages.

I wish people would not confuse my screen name to imply that I'm a cowbow.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but now your a a cowboy.. (boy that was a lame one by me.. sorry... :blush:

i wish i wasn't sooo lame sometimes..

[chmpman]

Granted, you're so perfect everyone despises you and you have no friends.

You're not the only one to have done it, and it is a bit amusing.

I wish I didn't make WW feel bad there.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you didn't but now i leave you as it's really late and i must sleep before going to work in 7 hours... :wave:

I wish Chmpman would cheer up! :p

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But now Chmpman is laughing so loudly that the neighbours are banging on the walls and throwing rotting vegetables.


I wish I could be in Hay-on-Wye with a pile of money and a huge van to take all of the books home in!

[Pendragon]

Granted! Bookshop closed for repairs, however....

I wish I could think up more exciting Numbers Racketts...

[kilted exile]

Granted, but nobody can answer them.

I wish Thomas Hamilton had been stopped at the gate.

[Virgil]

Granted, but now you cn't sleep at night.


I wish I could tell my boss I don't need the help he's forcing me to take.

[Riesa]

Granted, but you do it it such a way that he fires you on the spot.


I wish I had a root-beer float.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it goes striaght to your hips. How does that go: a moment of pleasure on your lips, a lifetime of hanging on to your hips. Not quite, but something like that.

I wish Brandi would try to help me type on the lap top.

[Riesa]

a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips.... life is cruel.

Granted, but it turns out she's better at Haiku than you are. :p

I wish for all gentle souls to be content.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it turns out she's better at Haiku than you are. :p


:lol:

Granted, but now there not so gentle any more.

I wish I could go on an archaelogical dig in Greece or Turkey.

[rachel]

granted Virg, but I get to go with you(a passion of mine) and I make friends with all the guides who promptly dump you in a pit with only a teaspoon to dig yourself back up into daylight.

I wish that Riesa had her rootbeer float that came magically and was refillable with just a word whenever she wanted it.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but she drowns on the way :p

I wish more people were online now... :(.. :bawling:

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but it turns out that there's only me who reminds you of juegos en Francias.

I wish I could organise a party for all the forum members to meet.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but now really shows up :p!

I wish i knew French!

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but de fait je te réponds en français... ;)

I wish my dishes would wash up by themselves.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but they stay dirty...

i wish i was not tierd.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But with all that spare energy, the government makes you a special operative!

I wish I was 18 again!

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but it's counted in dog years :p

I wish my hund would not hurt so much now.... :(

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, your hand no longer hurts, but it smells like mushrooms.

I wish I had gone to bed early, rather than stay up into the next morning!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But then of course, you weren't awake to make this wish, so not granted after all (unless you like infinite paradox loops, of course)!


I wish I was 20 years younger but knew what I know now.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now you are female so it doesn't do you any good, as it's still a man's world.

I wish that I wouldn't have stopped riding my bike when winter came, since it makes it that much harder now.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but they rust away and brake in the middle of the ranch when it's storming and raining havok outside :p

I wish i didn't have a stupied family dinner tonight...

[Virgil]

Granted but you got flats on both wheels.

I wish I wasn't at work.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted but you are unemployed!

I wish i had a car to get the two flats! :p

[Virgil]

Granted, but it's a lemon and it's constantly costing you money for repairs.

I wish the crew on Stan's ship could beat the amazons.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but they are constantly whining until you fix them up with more hash browns and latte.

I wish I didn't have to fear making a wish in this game.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now you're reckless with your wishes, and everything turns out the worse for it.


I wish I wasn't so horrible with pets.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, all the animals in the world are dead!

I wish i wasn't having a really bad day at work!

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are only having a bad day, not a REALLY bad day.....


I wish my jokes didn't get taken wrong sometimes...

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but my day still sucks!

I wish i could take things easy and not get upset over nothing...

[Riesa]

Granted, but now you are an arrogant jerk. :wave: (mexico?)

I wish that I could snap my fingers and be showered, coiffed and dressed.

[Virgil]

Granted, but showered with salt water, coiffed (whatever that is) with soil, and dressed as a hobo.


I wish I had a talking frog who turns into a princess when i kiss it.

[Pensive]

Granted, But then the princess will kiss you and you will turn into a frog.

I wish that my love will say "hi" to me someday.

[Grumbleguts]

Granted. "Hi!"
http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/gifs/ugly%20face%201%20tile.jpg


I wish I didn't look like that.