Make A Wish

[Bookworm89]

Mir: Granted, there's no such thing as homework, but you have to take tests everyday and flunk each one because you've never studied the material.

I wish it were the weekend already.

[shinigami]

Wish granted, it's Sunday 11:59 PM...

I wish he'd stop playing with me...

[Vada Dagon]

He did because you died yesterday.

I wish I were a talented writer...

[shinigami]

Yah.. talented at writing sleazy novels....

I wish that the letter V never existed.... [I don't like the letter]

[Vada Dagon]

LOL!!

Done but then all the words would start with a W!

I wish I lived in a Fantasy World.

[Laindessiel]

But all fantasies includes horses with bent neighs, unicorns with half-broken horns that sounded like they came from a battle, filthy-looking fairies and putrid-smelling big black flowers...

I don't know if you're swayed by it, really. I don't know what's fantasy to you...

I wish to have a Time-Turner so I could spend more hours here in the computer seeing all of you!!!

[Vada Dagon]

LOL!
Granted but we would always be putting the same post on-line make it terribly boring.

I wish I could do Magic

[Laindessiel]

That was a very sad one, VADA! Huhuhu...you almost made me weep...

Magic? But no one is entertained!

Wish I could buy all the books at our local bookstore, Powerbooks!!!

[Vada Dagon]

Granted but they would have blank pages

Wish I was rich...!

[Laindessiel]

GAAAAAKKKKK!!!!!

That is dreadfully unpleasant!! :(

Your wish granted, but money would lose its value! (If you were reffering to it...)

I wish I could be a smiley....;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

[Vada Dagon]

LOL!! Ha ha ha You are funny

Granted but all they smiley's would be upsidown.

I wish I were a Smiley?? :)

[Laindessiel]

SAME FOR YOU, dopey dope!!! But this time they are angryyyyyy....

I wish all the members of this forum are logged in!!!!

[Vada Dagon]

Granted but the internet would be down

I wish I where an Eagle..

[Laindessiel]

Again, you made me cry!

But then, birds were not invented with wings!! But if you like to still be one, then there would have been none of the other eagles flying 'round...

Wish it was 6 in the morn today...

[Vada Dagon]

LOL! Lain you are funny.

Granted but the sun would not come up today.

By the way I'm sorry I made you cry!

Wish I could run like the wind..

[Laindessiel]

Okay! But you would get all hot and perspired that the wind cannot summon his air to run afresh you!!! Hahaha!!!!!

How is it there in Iraq?

Wish you were here.... (get it, get it? Incubus song?)

[Vada Dagon]

Right now it's nice and cool but the mosquitos are a pain.
The occassional fireworks are neat (not really) and the calls to prayer five times a day are just all the joy in the world (really it's a lie).

Done but I would be all hot and prespired (who does that anymore) and could not keep running.

I wish I were there too but hopefully that place is not too high so that I could see the Valley below.

[Laindessiel]

Do you know my nationality?

If you do, it is so very far from "high up there".

I wish the annoying mosquitos are gone there now so they couldn't suck all your blood and die!! (Exaggerated.) Can you go against a wish from your Queen? It's for your own sake!

[Vada Dagon]

Done but .... Oh! I can't do it I was going to say something terrible but I really can't

You win oh! Elven Queen. The Dragon who's lost an r along its long journey and through the war bows lowly and exits the Queen's Antechamber unto the wet grey street. It's tail hung low and it's crest no longer proud. A small tear fall unto the ground and a child touches the defeated Dragon.

[Laindessiel]

"Oy!", the Queen calls...
"Come back here, you..."
Suddenly, the Queen lost her composure and screams at the lost Knight.
"I don't wanna be alone!"

(Vada Dragon, can you show me some of your works? I would really, really, really, love to read them... I almost lost heart at how the Knight has went away!!!)

[Vada Dagon]

LOL !!

You are way too funny!
Thank you but unfortunately I don't have any works with me for you to read.

I think I could write something but what would thy Queen desire to read? Please remember thine servant is but a poor servant and has only yet recently been knighted. I've yet to make a name for myself your Magesty and thou would have the honour of being the first critic of thine servants work.

I wish I were a writer... :)

[Laindessiel]

You Are Now, You Have Been Given The Title!

Now Write For Me A Story That Would Most Satisfy And Flatter Your Queen...

I Bid You Now Farewell...

So Long, And Goodnight....

[Vada Dagon]

Good Night my Queen. I shall do thy bidding and shall not return to this post until I have fufilled my duties.

[Laindessiel]

Oh, are you serious, Vada?

Wow.

You really have not come back.

[Shalot]

I wish dude would come back and get this thread back on track.

I wish that all the cars in the world were running on Biodiesel and I wish we could reverse the effects of the polution caused by the burning of fossil fuels.

[Madhuri]

Granted! Now Biodiesel in $100 per mili litre.....

I wish to drink 2 ltr water in one go...:D

[OZEED]

granted!
but now you gotta run to the toilet every two minutes and ITS A PUBLIC TOILET:sick: :sick: :sick:

I wish it with snow in South Africa

[blondeatheart]

granted, but it snows waaay too much and its freezing cold and never stops
seriously, snow is pretty but that's it


i wish everything would go back to the way it was 5 months ago

[AimusSage]

Granted, and because I liked the way things were five months ago, I will not even spoil it.

I wish I could shoot all the clowns.

[Madhuri]

Granted!! Now, with every drop of their blood that falls on earth, a new clown is born :D

I wish to have loads of work :D

[shinigami]

Granted but you can't finish any of it...

I agree with Aimus... I wish clowns never existed...

[Nightshade]

gran ted but now the boobahs are everywherehttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2004/03/10/bvboob10.jpg

I wish I could just wake up understanding php, ascii and HTML and not have to study them.

[shinigami]

Granted but you'd have to live with these freaky things called |"boobahs"

I wish Barney, Telletubbies, Bananas in Pajamas and anything else as stupid and idiotically frustrating doesn't exist

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. In its place is unmitigated sex and violence. Men laud you as their Queen, but you are eventually assassinated by millions of frustrated 6-year-olds.

I wish for a red permanent marker.

[Nightshade]

granted no one garantiees it actually works though



hey 6000! :banana: congrats Robin!
I wish I had more time or maybe just more inclanation to do this essay

[shinigami]

Granted that your essay , after you finish it, is marked with a big fat F minus... [hahaha.. F minus..] by the media, friends, family , teachers, the president and Oprah

I wish that I could be smarter at Math without compensation to any of my other skills... as well as appearance.

[Riesa]

Granted! You are the most beautiful woman (?) who ever walked around with a cybernetic brain. Only problem is it runs on 9-volt batteries, video tape, and 8-tracks, and it was made in what used to be Czechoslovakia and the duo of scientists that built your lovely cybernetic brain are no longer living, so as it winds down, runs out of batteries, and your tapes thin, so do you.

I wish for a small fire outside upon which to roast marshmallows and tin-foiled jumbo shrimp.

[Shalot]

granted- you get a small fire. But, you lose your marshmallows and foil and it's Indian Summer.

I wish my parents wouldn't drop by for surprise visits.

[Vada Dagon]

LOL! Granted but now they call you every day just before they come.

I wish I lived in an old England farmhouse by a lake, where I could sit and write in peace all of the rest of my days.

[shinigami]

Granted yours days be short, your nights long you cut firewood by yourself and that you don't have electricity or a proper toilet... You also hunt for your food by the way.

I wish that my wish be granted.

[Vada Dagon]

Cool! I love it!

Just for being so kind of Granting my wish oh Shini I'll grant you yours and not deny it.

I wish that I could be a hero, but not someone that is famous. Simply someone who could help others in their troubled times.

[shinigami]

Granted, but you meet your untimely demise as you save your loved one. You are heralded as a hero and have a statue in you honor...

[ It's the rules... I hope that was lenient enough for you.]

I wish I have cheesecake right now...

[Vada Dagon]

LOL! Oh! That's fine.

Hmm... You eat the entire cheesecake but it's tainted with radiation so you loose your hair get cancer and die.

I wish I could come up with a wish.

[shinigami]

Granted, that your wish be to ungrant my wish it works but you have cancer lose your hair and die while I sit at home merrily eating cheesecake...

I wish that stars were brighter in the city

[Vada Dagon]

Granted but they are so bright that they burn a whole through the roof of your house, for now they shine night and day. Hence, you are burned up to a crips while you sit and eat your cheesecake.

I wish I were on vacation.

[shinigami]

I move to Somewhere once more... Granted you vacation suck and in a foreign land you lose your money and passport...

I wish I had the guts to kill myself

[Vada Dagon]

Awsome, I get to stay on vacation because I have no money to go back home. Yiiipeeeeee!

Done, but then when you reach the after life you find out you have clean every one else's guts.

[Vada Dagon]

Oooops! I forgot to wish.

uhhmm I wish the next person would be shinigami.

[shinigami]

Wish granted,

I wish that Vada could spell better and have a grammar check...

[you have clean every one else's guts] ( isn't it missing a "to", and "every one".. is actually 1 word... = everyone)

{ No offense intended Vada dear}

[Vada Dagon]

LOL!

Next the Goddess is the grammar spellcheckerthingymagobobo. :)
Granted but all my all my gremmer is spelled incorrectly because my grammar check doesn't know how to spell check. There is no wrong way on how to write everyone. It depends on what you want to get at, no offense oh death goddess.

Oh! Wait this is the Wish post thingy.

Wshd tht thr b n mr vwls! :)

[shinigami]

Wish granted, but there will be no letter V...

I wish the letter V didn't exist [ I really hate this letter]

[Vada Dagon]

Again with the Letter V?
You couldn't get Vendetta without this letter, or Vada.... (thinking... thinking) Oh! Wait.... I get it, you don't like the letter V. V for Vada or maybe V for Volts.
Granted the V never existed but then Alexander Volta was not born because of it and hence we have no electricity today so you wouldn't be able to post youw wish. :)

I wish the shinigami would have a bigger AVATAR (ooops spelled it all with CAPS - ) :) (Sorry, just being a jackass).

[shinigami]

hey, that was mean... :( Do you hate me Vada? [ No I don't like V because I don't like you.. it's because V is such an ugly looking letter...]

I wish that I had longer hair

[Vada Dagon]

LOL! Nope, I do not hate anyone and besides I just met you. I barely know you so how could I even come to hate you. There are few people I don't like sometimes I have to include myself into that group. Hate is such a strong word that I'm not sure I could.

I used to hate long ago, but then I learned that it was wrong.

Wish granted your hair is so long that every time you step your trip and break your nose.

I wish I were packing (as I should be) instead of posting silly things.

[shinigami]

Wish granted... Get offline why don't you..

I do suppose that HATE is a strong word... therefore I shall revoke my past statements... Do you dislike me?

I wish that men had periods...

[Vada Dagon]

LOL! OK! I should get offline. Wow, there's that anger again.
Hmm, granted men had periods without cramps and then the women had to asked the men out and put up with men's silly antics boasting who has the strongest flow and who uses the bigger plug.

OK - Last wish for the night seriously. I wish the Shini knew I didn't dislike her or that I don't even barely disapprove her.

Also wish the Elven Queen were around but her and her sister are dying for a week. Oh! Well say goodbye to all for a while, since I won't be back in the forum to post. Seriously, gotta go to Balad, Talil, and a whole bunch of other places too exotic to name. Oh! posted a silly little story in the Writting Forum if anyone cares to critique my work of art (just kidding on the art part).

[Laindessiel]

Alright, my lord. Go where you wish to be... but make sure your Queen will still find you...

So long...

[shinigami]

I wish that I had some gin right about now

[Shalot]

granted --- you have some gin butyou --- aw nevermind. Gin? Shoo!!! That's a spoiler all by itself.... Whiskey, scotch... much better!

I wish I could visit other countries.

[BibliophileTRJ]

Granted... you can visit other countries; but you can never go home.

I wish I didn't get seasick......

[Shalot]

Granted, you don't get seasick. Instead all that rocking of the boat gives you the runs.

:banana: I wish your avater was just a little wider :banana:

[shinigami]

Granted and granted..

I wished you had a better Avatar... [ chest hair is such a turn-off..]

[toni]

I wish this guy would ask me out..:blush::http://gfx.filmweb.pl/p/117565/po.104192.jpg

[SummerSolstice]

Granted, but then you belch during the date, and he's so disgusted he tells all his hot friends to avoid you! O_O

I wish I could learn to dance in time for the formal on Friday... -_-

[Shalot]

granted but then you sprain your ankle so it won't matter that you know how to dance because you won't be able to.

I wish I was training new hires!

[shinigami]

Granted but the new hires quit afterwards...

I wish that toni got her wish and introduced me to his hot friends...

[toni]

Granted. But you had a huge, huge zit on the tip of your nose and a big red spot at the back of your skirt.-they got turned off.

I wish someone would publish my poems...

[BibliophileTRJ]

Granted; all of your poems are published, but they are never discovered by the world at large until well after your death....then they are turned into cheesy pop songs by an untalented singer.

I wish I had enough money to get my boat fixed properly.

[Shalot]

granted, you have enough money to fix it and you do. But you dock your boat in a marina on the Pacific coast and and earthquake hits somewhere in the middle of the ocean the waves knock your boat loose and destroy all docks. And you can't recover the loss.


I wish I could go to sleep.

[toni]

Yeah, but you'll never wake up!

I just wish that one good day, there will be A Very Big Party at my house with All of our Members present! That Is One of my Greatest Wishes...

[Riesa]

Granted! umm, sounds too good to ruin. ok, all of the members are there, but oddly enough the entire spider population of Indonesia materializes in your house that day from some badly placed Harry Potterish spell.

I wish Toni and all the new poets around here would submit a poem for the Poetry Contest.

[Laindessiel]

That spell is one of the Unforgivable Curses, if I remember it right. Cruciatus, Imperius and Avada Kedavra.

As for your wish: Toni is currently frettingly composing a poem for the contest...Aaaaah, I hate to jeopardize her! Okay..oh, I can't do it!

I wish we could live in Mars already, with oxygen and water supplied and all.

[toni]

I wish Toni and all the new poets around here would submit a poem for the Poetry Contest.


I've been trying to, Reisa and I'm getting a bit -no, not a bit- alot worried because the deadline is next week..:lol: I will try my very very best...

_____________

Yeah, but the Martians would lock us up because it is their planet and eventually, they will develop a recipe with humans as specialty..:)

I wish I am as good as Reisa in poetry..:lol:

[dramasnot6]

I wish I am as good as Reisa in poetry..:lol:

Ill make the same wish:)

[Riesa]

sycophants! :lol: Granted! You already are anyway, and I'm not that great. :p

I"ll extend the deadline if everyone feels rushed, no biggie.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

[toni]

Yay! Thank you, Reisa! :):):)
I don't wanna ruin your wish.. It would be mean, let the next poster do it..:)

[dramasnot6]

Granted! umm, sounds too good to ruin. ok, all of the members are there, but oddly enough the entire spider population of Indonesia materializes in your house that day from some badly placed Harry Potterish spell.

I wish Toni and all the new poets around here would submit a poem for the Poetry Contest.

wait, what is this poetry contest you speak of?:confused: is it too late for me to join in?:(

[Riesa]

no, not at all! You were among the group classified as 'new poets around here" :D

[Weeping Willow]

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

Granted, it's not sore its burning as hell... :D ..

I wish Climbing mountions was not so hard...

[Laindessiel]

Wow! I wish I could join in but I've got loads of reviewing to do and I can't squeeze it into my schedule. Although this is a good excuse for me to, let's say, "hone" my poetry skills (I'm more of a short story writer and whenever I write poetry, it's always about love...eeeeeeehhhhhhh.... :blush:. I don't think I'm able to do dark stuff for poems).

Regarding the PAM's wish of not having a sore throat:

Granted, but then the only remedy for it is to swallow a jar of rock salt and gargle with pure lemon juice. I AM MEAN!!!!

I wish I could join the Riesa's Poetry contest.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you never win.. and finelly after long long time the desperation gets to you and you sink to the dark corridors of depreestion...

I wish i wasn't a Lazy Bum..

[Laindessiel]

Waaaah.

Oh are you? Time lets me be in that kind of situation too. Horrible feeling. You feel like a worthless cur. :sick:

Your wish is granted but I've checked out the meaning of "Lazy Bum" on Merriam Webster's Dictionary, the New Edition, and it says there:

Lazy Bum - (noun) Being Weeping Willow

He he.

I wish to have an iPod.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but you have to earn the money yourself. hehe...defeats the purpose of a wish i guess:p :)

I wish i can get into an Ivy League University when the time comes

[Laindessiel]

Oh you will, Dramasnot, I believe in that! Just keep honing your talent, you're so good with words! How could I ruin your wish? I don't wanna be a horrible friend. :(

I wish someone would do it instead of me.

[dramasnot6]

Aww thank you!!
Granted, i will ruin my own wish to return the favor and spark a bit of irony:lol:
(to mine) Granted, but only by a mistake when your neighbor was supposed to receive the acceptance letter.

I wish i had more friends like Laindessiel:D

[toni]

Granted! You have me! :D

I wish I wish and I wish I that I could have steel abs without working for it everyday..:)

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but they would really be made of steel and hurt anyone you tried to hug:p i think irony is my best friend:)

I wish.....The only classes I'd have to take at school would be drama, Lit, and history :D

[toni]

I think we are soulmates, the subjects above mentioned are THE ONLY SUBJECTS I WANT TO STUDY.:)

[toni]

whoopsiedaisies. my wish.

I wish I could see dramasnot..
Nice feller..:)

[Laindessiel]

Maybe only she's not a feller, but a vampire!!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!
Joking..

Because I love to sing, I wish I could belt out tunes as effortlessly and as flawlessly as Kelly Clarkson!

[dramasnot6]

A female vampire? Thatd be pretty awesome! Show those silly men that women have got mad blood sucking skills too! mwuahahahaha

Granted, but youll get frequent sore throats. Sorry, couldnt think of anything more interesting...and it jsut seemed practical.

I wish....the next president of the US would be female.

and toni, the only way to test for soul mates is if you answer one question: Opinions on the subject of math?

[Laindessiel]

A female vampire? Thatd be pretty awesome! Show those silly men that women have got mad blood sucking skills too! mwuahahahaha

Granted, but youll get frequent sore throats. Sorry, couldnt think of anything more interesting...and it jsut seemed practical.

"Saright. DEEMED practical. :)


I wish....the next president of the US would be female.

Yeah, give the world the Girl Power! The president of my country is a female and she was on the Top 50 list of Time's 100 Most Powerful Women of the World! Even ahead of Oprah. But THAT I would NOT want to believe. I can't get myself to agree.


and toni, the only way to test for soul mates is if you answer one question: Opinions on the subject of math?

Aaaah, it's good you asked. Let's put it this way...

1. She gets bored when she studies it.
2. She gets sleepy when she reviews her answers.
3. Math causes her major pain in the brain.

Well, you sum that up!

As for my wish, I wanna have a reunion with the WHOLE set of relatives, paternal and maternal sides.

[toni]

and toni, the only way to test for soul mates is if you answer one question: Opinions on the subject of math?


Let's see...

Well, this is based on the All-new Toni Thesaurus on the word Math:

Mathn. - torture, fail, rotten, doom, nightmare, F, zombie eyes

So what does the Dramasnot Thesaurus say on the word Math?

[dramasnot6]

Ok, that is going on my Christmas list: Toni Thesaurus
Dramasnot thesaurus:
Mathn- headache, resentment, narcotic
Now in the Dramasnot Dictionary
Mathn-control device to force creativity and origginality out of the masses that was forgetten to be mention in Nineteen Eighty Four, as it is a much more effective device then Newspeak or anything else.

Math teachern- Massachist

[dramasnot6]

oh, and i forgot to grant Laind's wish. Will do.

Granted, but it will take place during a minute of silence so you can not catch up. Unless you learn sign language of course...hmm that will be my wish
I wish i knew sign language:D

[kathycf]

Granted, you now know sign language. Stop, Yield, Railroad crossing...all good signs but conversations have a way of grinding to a stop when you yell out "Yield!" and "Pedestrians have right of way!".

I wish I did not have a cough right now...

[Riesa]

Granted, you now know sign language. Stop, Yield, Railroad crossing...all good signs but conversations have a way of grinding to a stop when you yell out "Yield!" and "Pedestrians have right of way!".

:lol: :lol:



I wish I did not have a cough right now..


Granted! You don't have a cough right NOW, but ...........now you do, and now, now now now now now........etc.


actually, I'm very sympathetic. I have a pesky cough too. :(

I wish I had a hot-tub.

[Virgil]

Granted, but the water is way too hot to sit in. It gives you third degree burns.

I wish I could get eight hours of sleep.

[bluevictim]

Granted, but it's spread over a month.

I wish I had a harpsichord.

[Madhuri]

Granted. I cant ruin it coz I dont know what that is...and as always I would like to get away with the excuse that English is not my native language...:p :D

I wish I could stop pretending that I am doing something useful with my life (by thinkng that I am successful at my job), and listen to myself for once. *sigh*

[dramasnot6]

Aww, I'm sure that wish is unneccesary and youre doing just fine. I wont ruin that one, its got too much potential.

I wish everyone at LitNet will have a very merry Christmas!(even if it is a bit early on, a wish for so many people needs a little time to settle in):)

[davoarid]

Yes, but before that all the members of LitNet undergo a mass conversion to Judaism.

I wish I looked like Tom Cruise.

[Misscaroline]

I wish Robin were here right now...(I'm bored, surprisingly enough...)

[dramasnot6]

Oh, well i guess ill have to ruin two wishes here..
Davoarid:I wish I looked like Tom Cruise.
Granted, but you would be soon after flown to a deserted island with no access to fans or plastic surgery.

MissCaroline:I wish Robin were here right now
Aww...i dont want to ruin that one. But wouldnt it be something if i said granted and suddenly he logged in? Might as well try:)
Granted, but you will be too busy PM-ing him to notice really amazing new threads simultaneously popping up:D

[dramasnot6]

oh, forgot mine. Heres a good one, a nice miss america cliche: I wish for world peace

[alhara]

i wish i didn´t have my first period class tommorow so i could sleep in guilt free

[alhara]

world peace granted, space peace no, alian life forms are discovered and more bigger really terrible problems arise

[Misscaroline]

Drame, you rock! (He's not on yet, but he e-mailed me and that's good enough to ignore my homework for...)

I wish I had a functional wormhole... :bawling:

[RobinHood3000]

Awww...

Granted, but once you go through, there's no way back :brow:...


I wish for love...

[toni]

Hey, what a hard wish to ruin! :blush:But here goes..:

Granted. but love, already changed its meaning- it is now the new hate.

(kinda lame)

I wish for all the members to be online tonight...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but most will decide to go invisible! mwuahaha
I wish for someone to write me a sonnet...

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. The servers crash with the heavy load, and Admin goes mad trying to fix it.

DRAME: Granted. Just gimme a minute...

All of us know the immatchable Drame,
The alien sister and the Juliet sneezer :lol:.
Didn't take long for her swift rise to fame,
And win the affections of all us old geezers.


I wish for even faster servers. Just cuz.

[alhara]

granted you can fly but so can every one eles so it´s no beter than walking

I wish I didn´t skip lunch

[dramasnot6]

:blush: :D *furiously applauds* Thank ye very much kind sir, Tis a splendid sonnet indeed

Alhara: Granted, but while timetravelling you accidentally ended up during lunchtime of the middle ages and got a hangover from too much mead.


I wish highschool wouldnt be so torturous

[dramasnot6]

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[Misscaroline]

I wish your little alien hadn't spilled the proverbial beans, although if it's who I think it is (or could be), what makes you think you can trust this extraterrestrial? And whether I'm right or wrong, I doubt Robin will like yet another rumor about his mysterious lifestyle...

[dramasnot6]

OH NO! oh no oh no oh no...i didnt think it was a secret or anything! ill edit my post right away, sorry. i thought at one point it had been revealed on that guessing his age thread or something...gah...so sorry.....

[dramasnot6]

didnt want to cause any trouble....:(

[Misscaroline]

Drame, don't worry. I know the truth without your help ;) , and to be quite honest, I wasn't that worried... If it has been previously revealed, go ahead and post away-- I wouldn't stop you!

:)

[Misscaroline]

Oh, and I wish Robin would stop playing the hermit and come out and play like the rest of us...;)

And btw, Robin, who said I wanted to go back?:blush:

[RobinHood3000]

Eh? What, what?? What did I miss that concerns me? What was posted?? :confused: :flare:

No one...that was the idea. ;)

Granted - here I am, but I'm still as mischievous as ever.


I wish for Misscaroline to wear a shorter skirt from time to time...:blush:

[toni]

Granted. But during those times, she forgot to shave her legs! Muahahahaha!:D

I wish for him to be online..;D

[Misscaroline]

The post was removed while you were playing hide and go seek online with me... Thank me later!:p
Oh, and wish granted. Today. Though probably not as short as I would normally wear. Oh, and toni? I didn't forget...;)

I wish my proposal on women's literature was already done, so that I wouldn't have to do it now...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but it would be eaten by a dog on its journey to class.:p

I wish i really did have eyes at the back of my head...:alien:

[Misscaroline]

Through e-mail, a dog ate my homework? I wonder if she'd buy it...:p
Granted, but your hair got in the way, so now you have another pair of useless and irritated eyes.... unless of course you decide to shave it all off! :eek!:

I wish that I had something to do today, but I really really don't...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but it would be such a dull, monotonous activity that doing nothing would have been better!

I wish for my pen to work...

[Misscaroline]

I really doubt that- I helped a librarian alphabetize authors yesterday because I had nothing to do-- come to find that I have nothing to do again and still have K-Z left.... uh-oh...

I wish that I could poke Robin in the head right now, since he didn't exactly tell us he was leaving...

[Misscaroline]

Consider him poked!

I wish that it were easier to express yourself in the daytime-- or that nighttime could be longer... either way, it helps.

[Shalot]

Granted, you find it easier to express yourself. Only, more comes out than you intended and you end up revealing way too much information and every stares at you in horror and amusement.

[Misscaroline]

Oh, they already do that. Not a problem!:D

I wish... that I knew whether or not I have an AP Chem test in the morning...:sick:

[Shalot]

Oops, I think I was supposed to make my own wish but I didn't. But you went ahead and made another so I will proceed with the game.

You find out the status of the test, and the test is tommorrow, and you realize that you've been reading the wrong chapter for the past two weeks and you aren't prepared at alll....

I wish I could go back to school full time and work only part time (instead of the other way around)

BTW: Hello Misscaroline :wave: --- It seems like you've been on every time I logged in the last two days (I just can't keep away)

[Misscaroline]

:wave: Neither can I! You guys are addictive!

Wish granted, but all of your new teachers are batty old vultures who perch on their stool at the front of class as the leer at you and chant monotonous notes that send you off to sleezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

:yawnb: What'd I miss? Oh. I wish that my teacher would give my journal back, since I have some new work I'm dying to get back to!...

[Shalot]

Your teacher gives it back. Unfortunately, he/she dropped it in the commode and you can't access/read your materials. And to make matters worse, the teacher won't take responsibilty and states that the journal was in that condition when he/she got it. So F!

I wish I had a time turner and that JK Rowling would put out the new Harry Potter for chrissakes!

[aeroport]

Granted, but it's, like, a hundred pages long. You can't rush these things.

I wish I were able to do my pleasure reading and study for finals simultaneously.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but you turn into a terribly dull, unpopular person because your pleasure reading becomes your textbooks:p

I wish we werent so ignorant and in denial of global warming a few decades ago and prevented the ecological disaster that is today.

[Misscaroline]

Did you know that one of the highest increases of pollution and depletion of the ozone layer was at the time of the ancient domestication of the cow?

I wish I had my journal- now someone else has it, and I don't know why, really... I'm afraid she might read it (It's all work, no jabbering nonsense about my day, but that's scarier for me...)
:eek:

[B-Mental]

I wish I was Rob Tucker. Then you would all get spam from me...2686 times, especially the pam. sorry i'm mixing my threads together to save time. Mark!

4 threads in 35 seconds, wooot

[RobinHood3000]

Granted - you're felled by an arrow from several hundred yards away. There is much rejoicing throughout the land.

I wish I could see Miss Caroline in person...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but she couldnt see you. You'd temporarily steal Harry Potter's invisbility cloak. :p

I wish for a leather beret...

[B-Mental]

I wish for a pet monkey.

[Misscaroline]

Wish granted, no side effects. (What? It sounded like a cool wish...)

I wish Robin would stop threatening everyone in the morning...

[Pendragon]

OK Now he only devotes his time to YOU! LITTLE BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU! :)

I wish I knew what to say sometimes...

[Misscaroline]

Wish granted, but you lose your voice. Now you can't say it.... And you'd be surprised... Robin likes to follow me around alot...

I wish for a magical copy of my manuscript to reappear- then I wouldn't be so frustrated about losing new work...

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, the manuscript has a large amount of unneccesary editing done to it by a woefully underqualified editor, who sadly controls your artistic destiny.


I wish that I had that copy of "One Day in the Life . . ." containing the "only English translation authorized by Solzhenitsyn." :(

[Misscaroline]

That's probably going to happen anyways, but as long as I can restore it, I'm fine.

Ooh, wish granted. I'd like to see that too... (I had to rewrite a short on it once, and I just had them push Der off the platform!:D)

I wish that my avatar was done, but I haven't had the time...

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Your avatar is done, but it is so good that you feel too unconfident that you will ever equal that level of artistry again, and you become paralyzed in that regard for the rest of your life.


I wish that cribs would just put themselves together.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but then they would become alive, zombie cribs that would eventually take over the world and leave babies with no where to sleep.

I wish i was taller

[Pendragon]

Granted, but now people think you are a pervert, because you are tall enough to see in people's windows...

I wish I spoke Arabic

[Nightshade]

granted but it confuses you more than it helps you


I wish my food was done

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's done, and burned beyond blackness.

I wish I was head master of the thieves guild. :)

[Nightshade]

granted but Im head of police and ...I know where you live


I wish I could sing

[Virgil]

Granted, but no one else does.

I wish I could play professional football.

[Laindessiel]

Wanting to be on the Guiness World Records for a crime as that isn't exactly nice so I ought to ruin it!

Before you become its Headmaster, you're bombarded with legions and legions of spears and arrows before you get to your site for the coronation and is eventually killed.

I wish I really am the Queen of the Elven Land.

[Nightshade]

granted but your so confused its only in your head and in reality your living with men in white coats.


I wish I had some dessert

[AimusSage]

Granted, you have a lot of sand!

Sorry, I thought you said desert :p

I wish I was not killed by Lain and her spear throwing minions.

[Nightshade]

Granted but oh dear whats this your prisoner for eternity....

I wish I got along better with my sisters

[Laindessiel]

Legions wasn't the appropriate word to use there. More like POINTY, JUST-SHARPENED acres and acres of harpoons and spears and arrows.

(That still wasn't the right word. Pardon. 3:10 A.M. here. Maybe I'll be a bit nicer on the morrow...

By the way, Aim, you are killed. No reversing that back. :lol:

I wish it wasn't 3:10 A.m now.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's now 3.30. :)

Don't worry Lain, I have a deal with the horned fellow, I can walk in and out whenever I please, and I leave him alone. :D You may kill me as many times as you like, but make sure I do something bad first. I don't have a deal with the other guy. :D

I wish the granter of this wish a very good day! (and rememberl; you have to ruin the wish if you grant it. :p)

[Nightshade]

Granted but shes just noticed that its sunday and she has a test on wednsday!!


I wish I had more confidance

[Misscaroline]

Granted- you can now have as much confidence as I have! (The downside, as is with me, is you often get yourself into trouble...)

I wish I could get the guts up to say something...

[AimusSage]

Granted, you say something and nobody understands you, stare at you with a vacant expression, and you realize you are at the annual zombie convention.

I wish I was a little more perceptive regarding certain things that sometimes are so obvious I still manage to miss.

[Misscaroline]

Deal! At least I can do it...

Wish granted, but you won't shut up about them and now everyone is plotting to overthrow the dreaded Captain Aimus the Obvious

I wish that it wasn't so hard to tell a guy how you feel...

[AimusSage]

Granted, now everyone thinks you are just being a drama queen.

I wish I was commander of an 18th century warship, preferably a first rate ship of the line. :)

[Misscaroline]

No fair! I hope you weren't being serious... You don't think that, do you?

Granted, but it sinks and you with it because of your noble commandership. Say hi to your "friend" while you're down there again!

I wish I had more time to read The Hunchback of Notre-Dame

[AimusSage]

No fair! I hope you weren't being serious... You don't think that, do you?

Granted, but it sinks and you with it because of your noble commandership. Say hi to your "friend" while you're down there again!

I wish I had more time to read The Hunchback of Notre-Dame
Of course I wasn't serious, when have you ever known me to be serious? :)

and, Granted, you have all the time in the world, because all appointments and obligations are just washed away as you are transfered to the psychiatric ward. :p

I wish I could play the guitar a little better.

[Nightshade]

granted but now you cant leave the cupboard your locked in because of the screaming fans

I wish I could watch bedazzeled tonight

[AimusSage]

Granted, but the uni catches you and you are kicked off

I wish I could float about space freely.

[Shadowsarin]

Granted, but you discover a lack of oxygen and thus die rarther fast... :p

I wish I had a higher post count...

[Nightshade]

granted but then your as obsessed as me and you sit at the computer all day while your life jumps out the window


I wish for cheesecake!

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's a lot of cheesecake, but it's just out of reach whenever you try to eat it.

I wish for 30 more posts and I'll be happy :)

[Nightshade]

granted... but then Im unhappy so your unhappy see the cycle?

I wish for world joy

:D

[AimusSage]

granted, and now on to more realistic wishes:

I wish for a pot of gold that will cure all the silly little things at the end of the rainbow, where little goblins have to slave for the easter bunny, who is to lazy to make enough chocolate copies of himself. :nod:

[Nightshade]

granted but the gold is fools gold ant the theme song of the world is stairway to heaven on a loop for eternity


I wish I could stand on one leg.

[Misscaroline]

Granted- but now you only have one because a crazed possum gnawed it off in your sleep and now you have to stand on one leg cuz it's all you got!

I wish there were a strong female character in old legends...

[Nightshade]

Granted, ever hear of Bodica? or Ester? Or penelope? Or athena? Or hatshipsut? Or shugaritelldur? Unfortunatley most people forget them so what is the point?

I wish I could learn more:D

[AimusSage]

Granted, you learn more, and forget at the same pace, so you can keep learning more for the rest of eternity.

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[Nightshade]

Granted but it means you must switch off the computer and let me get back in the lead...:brow:


I wish I didnt have to get offthis computer now or soon

[Misscaroline]

Granted, but the computer gains a life of its own and eats you. ~lame~

And that wasn't nice-I know well enough most of them, but have you ever read the original Little Red Riding Hood? Do you realize why that question was asked? (Thinking more along the lines of fairy tales...)

I wish Aimus and Night would stop arguing and tag-teaming me with PMs.

[AimusSage]

Granted, Night, go to bed, you heard her! :p

I wish I could see a flying donkey without a big smirk on its face.

[Nightshade]

Sure I do didnt I post in the fairytale thread?( but a fairy tale isnt a legend although both are folk tales ...semantics I know but genre is important to a a one day -hopefully librarian)

Granted but then you get no pms ever again

I wish I win!

[Shadowsarin]

Granted, but you do so by hacking the forums, and you eventurally get found out and banned.

I wish I knew what my friends thought of me.

[AimusSage]

Granted, by the miracle of asking, you find out exactly what they think of you, or not, they can still lie ofcourse. :nod:

I wish to have 42 explained.

[Misscaroline]

Wish granted, but the mass of grey matter in your skull goes boom because your Martian CPU can't handle it!

I wish that I had my wormhole...

[Nightshade]

Grangted but as youd know if you read the book it takes the cbuilding of an entire earth and millions of years.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you have a wormhole, it leads back to the place where you started. How much fun is that. Instant movement across space and time, only to end up where you started. :)

I wish my UFO was faster. :D

[Nightshade]

granted it takes you far far away and breakes down giving me time to get in the lead

I wish hed slow down

[Misscaroline]

Granted, but you hit another bigger space bunny or some other kind of intergalactic vermin and crash it anyways.

I wish that I had a wormhole to Robin?...

[Nightshade]

granted but hes gone with no forwading address

I wish oh I dont know Ijust wish

[AimusSage]

Granted, it leads straight to Robin, but somehow, it's a little of centre, and you end up being robin, due to some freaky space time glitch.

I wish I was at 8000 already. :D

[Misscaroline]

Sick! I want to play with Robin, not be him!

Bad juju, Night. Aimus, by the time I've said this, you probably will be, but you hit 8000 when you realize that Night rigged it to reset at 8000 and now you've got less than I have

I wish you two would stop fighting...

[Nightshade]

granted hes one anyway.... AIMUS gets the crown


I wish For a big big party thread for us

[Shadowsarin]

Granted, but a spam blocker stops any music, food, drinks or party games from taking place and then re-boots the universe for no apparent reason.

I wish I had time to read all the books I want to read.

[Misscaroline]

... and then re-boots the universe for no apparent reason.

I wish I had time to read all the books I want to read.

Wow. That's a great phrase.O.O

Granted, but your eyes become so exhausted that they pop out and run away, leaving your brain to ooze out just enough so that you don't remember what you read. Then your eyes come back. It'd be gross if they didn't...

I wish that I had something to do other than my homework

[AimusSage]

Granted, there is still a loot of poverty in the world, so, GET TO IT! :p

I wish I wasn't so happy about winning, oh who am I kidding, I wish I was even happier! :lol:

[Misscaroline]

Aimus, you get to be even happier, but then your headache deflates and you and your ego learn that happiness isn't always painless

I wish that someone else had read the Pins and Needles version of Little Red Riding Hood...

[Nightshade]

granted but your so happy you dont notice that the 2nd place prize was half of mars ..so hand it up chump:nod:

I wish I was so chuffed either somthing is going to go wrong:nod:

[AimusSage]

granted but your so happy you dont notice that the 2nd place prize was half of mars ..so hand it up chump:nod:

I wish I was so chuffed either somthing is going to go wrong:nod:

It was a the winner takes it all contest, you are second, you get nothing, but feel free to visit anytime :)

I wish to know what the pins and needles version of red riding hood is.

[Nightshade]

granted but with that email comes more info on red riding hood ( including ickyness that you wont like) than you ever wanted to know:D

I wish I could sleep :D

[Misscaroline]

Granted, but my 2680 odd airhorns and I just moved in next door!:D

I wish that I didn't have to evade constant Catholic brainwashing...

(Night's right Aims; the original version is pretty twisted. There were two diverged paths in the woods that she could choose from, the Path of Needles, and the Path of Pins...)

[AimusSage]

Granted, the bed must be somewhere nearby, just go there and lay down, you'll sleep, eventually. :nod:

I wish I didn't unleash a can of worms, by the sounds of it. :eek2:

[Nightshade]

Granted but sadly too little too late

You know what the red hood symbolises of course? ...Oh yes and the paths are about the choice one make when you hit pubertiy although I cant rember which was the better one needles probably seeing as they were useful and well enough OTing

I wish I didnt get quite so enthusiasic about fairy tales gry begings

[Misscaroline]

Wish granted, but you become a codgery old woman with no dream but a pine box in the dirt...

The hood was one thing, Pins was the virgin, Needles the...well, you get the drift. And also- the wolf? One of the points of the story was that no matter which way she chose, she was still headed towards him....

I wish that I didn't daydream so much

[Nightshade]

granted but then you wouldnt know so much would you?
yeah I thought that might be the case but then needles is also useful and possible firtile while a pin is not which is what confused me. yepp the wolf and then you had th hunter who saved her and married her in the end.

I wish I knew people in RL who were intrested in this stuff

[Misscaroline]

i'll introduce you- that's an unhappy ending enough- WE'RE CRAZY!!!

I wish I didn't have to leave you all....

[AimusSage]

So what does each and every thing in the story symbolizes?

and granted ofcourse, the people do life re enactments of these fairly tales. Using pins and needles. :eek2:

I wish I was a little less green around the edges. :D

[Nightshade]

What kind of green?
granted your moldy around the edges instead
I wish I had my copys of myths and legedens and mighty men... they shgould so have a wonderful women book too.

[Shadowsarin]

wonderful women book

Grants you a copy of Escort-xxx

I wish I had a computer that was running more than 500Mhz!

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but your computer would be so fast that you would do nothing but be on it and lose complete track of reality. :p

I wish for a cat

[aeroport]

And so you shall have a lion.

I wish I had more than four hours to sleep before getting up for my final.

[Pendragon]

Easily granted. Of course, you are going to fail, but I can't do everything! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/fragend/confused-smiley-013.gif

I wish I typed faster!

[aeroport]

Granted, but now you must live with the intolerable slowness of the rest of us.

I wish it was a little colder today.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but this would be such an unpredictable shock to the weatherman that he would go insane and you wouldnt know the weather for weeks and weeks.

I wish for more time

[Misscaroline]

Granted- the world freezes, and you have no one to talk to and die of boredom

I wish I could get my online applications to work...

[Janine]

Granted, but the applications you did all the work on would expire in a week....sorry

I wish the Christmas Fairy, who does the decorating, would arrive soon.

[Misscaroline]

Granted, but it's my little sister, and she tears up your house instead! (Right afterwards, she offers to clean up but gets tired and takes a nap after five minutes...)

I wish I'd done my chem homework last night...~sheepish~

[toni]

Yeah, but you did them incorrectly! muwahahahah!!

I wish The Alien Prince and all his Cute Glory would be online..~sigh~

[Misscaroline]

Granted, but the Prince only yells at you when you follow him into the boys' thread...

I wish that Robin were here....

[dramasnot6]

aww i needed to grant my aliens wish! because it is such an important one i will grant it double-time!

Toni: Granted, but the both of us would be driven insane from his utter cuteness! gah! ITS JSUT TOO MUCH!

MC: granted, but it would go away again with the minute

[Laindessiel]

Where is your wishy, Drame-a-alien? :lol: Nothing to ruin? Oh, good!

I wish I could study at Harvard. Or Princeton. Or Yale. Or any Ivy league University.

[Janine]

Granted all three but when you check in no one is there (?).... spooky


I wish the cleaning fairy would arrive and take over also!

[Virgil]

Granted, but the cleaning fairy just decides to raid your liquor cabinent and get tippsy and leave with more of a mess than when she came.

I wish footall was on TV every night.

[Laindessiel]

Major blackout throughput the country!

I wish I was the Queen of the World! :p

[Janine]

Granted, but you TV is broken and you can't afford another one! Ha!

[Janine]

Love yours - much better, Laind!

Granted, but the World ended yesterday - part of the blackout!

[dramasnot6]

Whats your wish Janine?

[Janine]

opps forgot it


Need those wishes badly - Ok - that I was sleeping peacably now..yawn yawn

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but as soon as you drift off new neighbours will invade with an entire, noisy heavy metal band!

I wish i could actually memorize and properly pronounce the german words in history class...

[Virgil]

Granted, but poof you're turned into a Nazi. [Only kidding. Please any Germans out there, forgive me. I'm very fond of the German people I know.]


I wish I knew every Shakespeare line by heart.

[Janine]

Granted, but poof you're turned into a Nazi. [Only kidding. Please any Germans out there, forgive me. I'm very fond of the German people I know.]


I wish I knew every Shakespeare line by heart.

Good apology - way to go!


Granted but Shakespeare will be banned.

[Virgil]

Good apology - way to go!


Granted but Shakespeare will be banned.

Janine, there are two parts to this game. One is the undermining of the wish from the previous person. Two then you're supposed to put out a wish for the next persone to undermine. You forgot to wish. ;)

[Shalot]

drama snot said :D "I wish i could actually memorize and properly pronounce the german words in history class..."

granted, dramasnot can properly pronounce german words, only now, when she talks, the only sound that comes out is this vulgar "hock a loogie" sound.

(BTW: Anyone know what hock a loogie is or how to spell it because I sure don't)


I wish I didn't have such bitter feelings towards my job right now. I am truly hating it now, except for one or two of my coworkers. I almost wish someone would fire me. I wish I was fired from my current job.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but you were rehired to do two jobs for the same salary.

I wish everything sold in my grocery store was organic

[toni]

Granted. But you wouldn't be able to buy them because they are very expensive! (they really are, expensive):D

I wish the pasta dinner I will cook tonight will be a huge success.:p

[Pendragon]

But then you become a famous Chef and we never see you again!

I wish I could cook! (My dad was a Master Chef.)

[Shadowsarin]

You can, but become arrogant because of your new found skill and all your friends abandon you.

I wish this gay girl I like would turn straight and like me back!

[Shalot]

Granted, she's straight. Unfortunately, someone slipped a new hypnotic drug into your milk and convinced you that you were gay, so now you think you're gay and don't care that this girl likes you.

I wish everything would stop hurting and that this pain med worked

[zanna]

Granted, but you'll feel worse tomorrow. :(

I wish I didn't have homework

[Janine]

Granted, but your have to go to school for 18 hours at a time!

[zanna]

oofta. good perspective. you didn't wish, tho.

[Janine]

Yes, zanna, thanks - I was away from my computer and that dawned on me - I forgot to wish for anything...and wow, I a have a least a zillion wishes I need granted....ok...here goes....

I wish all my decorating and cleaning, package wrapping (holiday stuff) were done and I could get my peaceful life back!

[zanna]

Orright, wish granted. But you are so tired by the end of it, you sleep part of your *holiday* dinner!

I wish to be able to talk more often with my friend.

[Shadowsarin]

Granted, but they have to move away to Mars and thus you will never see them again for the rest of your lives.

I wish I knew what love was...

[Janine]

Granted, but you are left alone on earth.


I wish I could stop aging.

[SummerSolstice]

Granted, but then all your friends and loved ones reject you, either because of their consuming envy, or because you're just a freak of nature.

I wish the curly-haired boy from biology class would e-mail me...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but the email wouldnt go through and he would think you didnt respond because you were giving him the cold shoulder and he would return it.....sorry Summer, best i could think of. It was very sad to ruin though and i really hope he does :)

I wish i would always have time for LitNet.

[Pendragon]

Ready--set--GO! http://www.invision.smileyville.net/smilies/info (45).gif

I wish I always knew the right thing to say...

[dramasnot6]

Granted, cant ruin this one because its always true! :D Of all people Pen, i wouldnt expect such an insecurity from you! I have always greatly admired you for your beautifully flowing verse that brightens up so many threads. Am i to believe you are such a poet and.....you dont even know it??? :p

I wish senior year wouldnt be so very intense....

[Pendragon]

To you I grant that it becomes a breeze, no strings attached http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/figuren/e030.gif

I wish happiness to all...

I don't know where to go from here,
The road ahead looks so rocky.
I used to think I knew everything—
But now I'm not quite all that cocky
The wheels of fate make some people great—
And some will never be:
So as time unwinds more and more I find
I like just being plain old me...

Pen

[Misscaroline]

((That was lovely, Pen! Love the use of rhythm...))

Wish granted, but I showed up and got bored and started causing even more mayhem than before!:D
I wish that there was a way to wish you all happy holidays without offending anyone...

[alhara]

wish granted, no one is offended, but in a strange twist of fate, they don´t have happy holidays at all muwhaha.
I wish we all spake the same language the whole world and it was something so that no word got lost in translation and all th ebeauty and metaphore of all languages was combined into one