Make A Wish

[WhimsySA]

Granted, but you get older & everyone else stays young!

I wish I was a genius!

[Pendragon]

Granted! And like most geniuses, people think you are insane!

I wish I was able to type faster! :goof:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Your keyboard ignites when your fingers hit Mach III.


I wish I could read faster.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You read so incredibly fast that you promptly read every piece of literature available on the planet, resulting in rather messy cranial explosion.

I wish the burrito I just ate had been warmer . . .

[WhimsySA]

Granted, It was so hot that your stomach is now on fire!

I wish I could do magic!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, you have mastered magic for pre-school beginners, and the birds don't know what you're doing, but it's more exciting than the scarecrow!

I wish I had never wasted time watching movies that were a waste of time.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you instead wasted time time reading the descriptions of these movies, over and over again.

I wish to be walking on a sunny road. (how corny can I get? :))

[WhimsySA]

Granted, but you walk & walk & walk & walk & will never reach the end of this yellow-brick road.

I wish sadness & sorrow & pain were things of the past.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you are the only one alive and you're all alone.....

I wish i could read faster...

[WhimsySA]

Granted, but once you have read everything from Adverts to dictionaries you have nothing to do.

I wish I had a photographic memory.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but it keeps taking photographs of things you don't want to remember. Like the Wimbledon streaker.


I wish I had better hearing.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you become blind..

I wish i knew the answers..

[Nightshade]

granted but not the questons


I wish I had a skylight.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the UFO's now use it to spy on you!

I wish I could walk through solid rock.

[Nightshade]

granted but you cant walk through air.:eek:

[Pendragon]

Granted, Night! (Whatever you wish was, I believe you forgot to mention it!)

I wish I could think of something cool to wish for right about now? :blush:

[Riesa]

Granted! You wish for a frosty glass of ice cold antifreeze.


I wish I had private access to all of the government's top-secret records.

[Virgil]

Granted. Now you're in jail for not having a proper security clearance.


I wish dogs didn't shed.

[Nightshade]

Granted they molt in handfulls.

I wish I could learn to play an instrument.




Granted, Night! (Whatever you wish was, I believe you forgot to mention it!)
oops

:blush:

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You finally apprehend everything there is to know about playing the harpsichord the day before the mysteriously dissapear from material existence.

I wish there were more oranges and less lemons . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, but there are now so many oranges that they cause a severe overpopulation on the planet, oranges are everywhere, and when you wake up the next day, you find an orange in your bed, but can't remember how it got there...

I wish to be simply the best (yep, no inspiration again for wishes)

[ShoutGrace]

Ah! Sorry Willow.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted you are the best in pealing onions :)

I wish i had super powers.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you have super potato pealing powers.

I wish for a roadblock and a tank.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you live in Iraq (p.s Aimus trust me you don't wish those things.. )

I wish i had a jenie lamp a flying carpet and a little monkey...

[AimusSage]

Granted, The genie in the lamp is an obnoxious swearing bastard with a scottisch accent and can't grant any wish properly, the flying carpet breaks down over the atlantic and the little monkey has to pie.

I wish I didn't wish as much as I wish without actually knowing what to wish.

[Nightshade]

Grated now you wish less but you know what to wish for but cant ever wish for it.
:p

I wish I could fly.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you now have a 2 feet long Wings on your back and it's heavy!

I wish i was from another realm..

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You are from the realm of smelly foot fuzz, of which a lot follows you wherever you go, resulting in stinky social situations.

I wish I had new socks on . . .

[Pendragon]

Granted! Unfortunately, you get arrested for indecent exposure as that is ALL you have on!

I wish I could be invisible at will.

[Nightshade]

granted but not visible.


I wish I could cat nap:D

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you can't control when, it happens at the most awkward moments.

I wish witches promise some amazing wishes to the unsuspecting attendees.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted ... heheh granted. Muahahaha!
I wish for hug.

[Nightshade]

granted oh so granted you are hugged by a giant slimy sweat stinky ( did I mention sweaty) uranian from the outer uranius who doesnt know his own strenth and thus weklds you too his body .
I wish I could overcome my mean streak


:D

[AimusSage]

Granted, you lost your mean streak, but are now desperately looking for it, while helping everyone you meet.

I wish I had my face in the sand, like an ostrich.

[Nightshade]

granted but you get sand in your mouth and all the food you eat tastes like sand.

I wish I didnt care

[AimusSage]

Granted, a little puppy died because of it, but you don't care.

I wish for a big fireball in the fireplace.

[Nightshade]

granted but the chimney explodes lletting the rain in and putting it out.


I wish i always wished for what I should and could wish for not what I would wish for :D

[AimusSage]

Granted, you now wish for what you can and should wish for, but this wish has a clause that prevents you from wishing anything more, because you could wish for it.

I wish I had an electric eye that I could use to recharge batteries.

[Nightshade]

granted but you can see form iyt so its not an eye o it doesnt work


I wish I was saying :wave: now
but :wave:

[cateye515]

okay granted...but you stop confusimg people more than they do themselves.

i wish i had a bf for my birthday

[AimusSage]

Granted, but he only appears once a year.

I wish to see with the eyes of a stranger

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, he's blind.

I wish I had retractable, Wolverine-style claws.

[AimusSage]

Granted, they pop out at random moments, like trying to pick up a can of soda.

I wish to go round and round on the merry 'go round!

[Virgil]

Granted and it doesn't stop until you vomit.

I wish I coud run as fast as I did ten years ago.

[Nightshade]

Granted but that means it is always ten years ago and you never met any of us and thus never wished the wish or had it granted

I wish my tea wasnt cold.

[blondeatheart]

granted but now it's so hot it evaporates lol

i wish he loved me

[shinigami]

granted, but now you love sum1 else...

I wish that it rained everyday... a strong rain that's just right to not keep my feet wet, nor kill people... I love the smell of the rain... *sighs*

[Pendragon]

Granted! Get started on that ark! Chop-chop!

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you grow tired for staying too much on the LitNet. We love you, Pen...!


I wish I could meet all the members face to face so that I could have real power to help them.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted. We have wierd faces ... you are scared away. Muahaha
I wish for free tuition.

[rachel]

absolutely granted dear boy, the only thing is that it is given to you by a philanthropic frog that makes you promise to give him a kiss each and every day for the rest of this decade.


I wish that nothing ever gathered lint, not even belly buttons....sigh

[Riesa]

Granted, now everything gathers Cheetos' crumbs mixed with sewer-pipe build-up. :sick:


I wish I had a transmitter hooked up to everyone's most loving and best thoughts to transmit to anyone who felt alone.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the transmitter runs using microsoft programs.

I wish I had some more sand in my shoes

[Riesa]

Granted but it's because you are buried up to your head in the sand and the tide's coming in.

I wish I could take off for a six-month backpacking trip.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you take of for the six month backbacking trip, when on the plane, you remember you left the gas on. :eek:

I wish just a little bit more

[chef]

Granted you will stay short on what ever you wished a lottle bit more
I wish i didn't have to take a test in history tomorrow

[kilted exile]

Granted, but you have tests in Chemistry, Maths, Physics and English instead (and unlike your history test - no notes allowed)

I wish the sky was green and the grass was blue

[rachel]

granted and look here come the men in white to escort you to 'happy land' where people are orange, the water is lilac and everybody eats bannas fried in olive oil and marmalade.


I wish I could rent a houseboat for a week and take those who are housebound on it and watch their faces light up when they see the trees and the tall grasses and hear the singing of the birds.

[Virgil]

Granted. That's too nice a wish to undermine.


I wish I coud spend tomorrow hiking through woods and by a stream.

[rachel]

granted, baby Hasia and I are coming and you have to carry her just everywhere, change her nappies and accept all the head butts whenever you tell her no.

I wish Candyland really existed, I would plant some gumdrop trees.

[shinigami]

granted, but all the candy you plant gets stolen by mole-children...

I wish my fantasies really do come true... *drools* [ Hey! just coz I'm 13 doesn't mean I'm innocent... I am soooo um.. well-exposed] *cackles*

[Mililalil XXIV]

Even the parts of your fantasies in which you run out of strength to imagine any more of what you are tired of imagining comes true - the long gaps in which all your thought up world recedes into the shadow behind real things. For example, in your fantasy, you imagined so-and-so goes out with you, but then, when Mom called you to lunch, you forgot this train of thought - in the same way, fantasies come true are but seconds fulfilled.

I wish I was never tired.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you start running, you don't get tired, but the truckdriver didn't care and ran you over all the same.

I wish I got hit over the head real hard.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You now go from wide awake to fast asleep without transition - I would suggest a designated driver.


I wish beer was free.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--alcohol-free.


I wish all pencils were non-mechanical.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the pencils are no longer mechanical, but you are.

I wish I could jump 8 miles high, and have a soft landing when I came back down. :)

[Riesa]

Granted, you are a superhero-kangaroo, and you just landed on your cuddly kangaroo baby. :(

I wish I was on safari.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the lions really loved it when you came by for dinner.

I wish I could control my mind a little better.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but so can everyone else.

I wish I could stand pennies on end at will.

[Riesa]

Pennies? or p? what are you robin? hmmm.

Granted, you have an uncanny ability to stand pennies on end, but unfortunately you can no longer stand the sight of your beloved. (s) ;)


I wish I knew where Robin was from.

[Mililalil XXIV]

granted, but he tells you in exchange for your lottery ticket, which turns out to be a multi-million dollar winner!

I wish I could redo a decision I made over a month ago.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it still ends up wrong.

I wish the Yankees would lose every night.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but always another team you hate beats whoever you wish to win with the Yankees out of the way, sitting in the sidelines rubbing their sore bats.

I wish that every mistake I ever made would correct itself and work out beautifully for life.

[woeful painter]

Well, I wouldn't wanna bash that wish myself...even if this is the point of the thread ;)

I wish I my friend would visit me more often so I could use his laptop....or better, I wish I could get out of this hospital, use my PC at home and be here more often....:(

[rachel]

please dearest read my pm, be well.

Granted plus a million wishes come true. (sorry, just had to).


I wish I could own a zepplin and load it with children that have no parents and we would fly to see each and everyone of you on this forum and have a glorious tea party.

[RobinHood3000]

Pennies? or p? what are you robin? hmmm.

Granted, you have an uncanny ability to stand pennies on end, but unfortunately you can no longer stand the sight of your beloved. (s) ;)No no no--friends named Penny :brow:.

[shinigami]

Granted, but the zepplin is destroyed and everyone is stranded on an island that in the end, prospers with love, care, understanding, affection and happiness...

[um.. in 1 sense the wish was ruined.. so this counts... ]
[love you rachel!!!]

I wish that my father never commited adultery.

[Pendragon]

Granted! And may I add, I wish mine hadn't either...broken homes are no fun to grow up in.

I wish I knew for certain about my sibling dad left in Vietnam.

[rachel]

oh absolutely granted. but then your sibling and all the family of sixteen move into your trailer and use your computer day and night and we wouldn't have our darling Pen here anymore.

I LOVE YOU TOO BABY SHINIGAMI, MORE THAN YOU CAN KNOW

I wish that rainbows could be purchased at Pooh and Beans sweet shop. I would buy one for all of you to comfort you and make you smile.

[Pendragon]

Granted! No ruinning of that wish. You're too tender-hearted for this game, sweet Rachel, heart of my heart.

I wish I could live in one of my dream worlds. :nod:

[amanda_isabel]

granted, but suppose your dream turns into a nightmare!

i wish life had a pause button.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted, Only I can use it MUAHAHARHARHAR
I wish for a wish that doesn't get demolished on this thread.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but its the ones demolished on this thread that come true.

I wish all my days off from work were restful.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But now you don't GET any days off!

I wish dragons really did exist. :nod:

[Virgil]

Granted, and they invade your neighborhood.

I wish all my lit net friends were on when I'm on.

[shinigami]

Granted, but they will be mercilessly tortured in front of your eyes till their re-extinction...

I wish that I can be as stupid and as ignorant as those of my own age group... I wouldn't mind.. Ignorance is Bliss...

[Virgil]

Granted, but they will be mercilessly tortured in front of your eyes till their re-extinction...

:lol: Well, as long as it's them and not me!


I wish that I can be as stupid and as ignorant as those of my own age group... I wouldn't mind.. Ignorance is Bliss..
:lol: :lol: How modest of you. :D


Granted but you flunk out of school and you live a life of destitute.

I wish I could go on a vacation once per month.

[shinigami]

Granted, but every vacation you go to sucks because they don't have proper plumbing.. Meaning you need to use a litter box... wahahhaa!!!!

I wish that all the world was apple pie.

[rachel]

granted precious one, but you eat so deeply that you continually fall asleep from contentment and miss some groovy happenings.

I wish I could have lunch on the Orient Express with Unnameable and Shanna. sigh.....what fun that would be.

[Virgil]

Granted. I bet you find it's really not that much fun. Now live with it.


I wish I could have lunch with Rachel, just me and her.

[rachel]

granted, you and I will have lunch, my treat to make up for the king of the hill incident and then for dessert I am dragging you off to see Rent.live with that!

I wish that I could live in the house where the movie Hook was filmed.(just think my happy thought, just think my happy thought)

[IrishCanadian]

You have to put up with Schmee the whole time then!
I wish for a big brownie! YUM

[rachel]

granted, it just came out of my oven and is twelve inches by twelve inches, lathered in chocolate icing with real cream and dairy butter and expensive cocoa. But now you have such a big tummy I need to call for a tow truck to move you to your couch.
I wish I could have met Elizabeth Sewall and Cathy C for tea in the park today and taken their pictures for my scrapbook.

[shinigami]

Granted, but when you develop the films, they turn out to be blurs...

I wish that more restaurants cater to the vegetarian society...

[rachel]

same. oh granted, every restaurant is vegetarian, only you can only order one type of vegetable or soya at each, so you have to go to ten just to get a good meal.
how are you dear? hugs and a kiss

I wish that I could bottle perfect moments and share them with anyone who needs to smile or feel better.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but when you open the bottle you see that like other things in life they rote.

I wish i would forfill my dreams..

[AimusSage]

Granted, the world becomes a psychedelic reality in which logic lost its meaning.

I wish I could look in trance at anything without noticing anything.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you are high...

I wish i was feeling well....

[AimusSage]

Granted, all the painkillers you took did have some effect, you feel well, but that's nothing compared to what the overdose will do to you in a few hours...

I wish I wouldn't forget what I was going to say every few seconds.

[WhimsySA]

Granted you forget now, then in a few seconds you forget again. You forget everything you are going to say, so you don't say anything at all!

I wish school was fun!

[amanda_isabel]

i can't ruin that wish because i'm wishing it too!

i wish life was much easier...

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you get tired of it because there is no challenge.

I wish I could take a journey in the dark without hitting my head to just about everything in sight, not to mention other body parts.

[rachel]

hahahaha poor King Aim, but really your Highness you KNOW it is because of all the orange grass you have been munching on Mars. Perhaps a bag of chips instead once in a while will help and you can zip along.
oh right granted, you move like a pro only you forget why you are moving about in the dark in the first place and end up being picked up by men in white and find yourself having breakfast with Napolean and god in one of the better institutions in town.

I wish that I be a faerie for one day and fly invisibly to everyone's house on this forum and just watch you all for a few moments and fill my heart with joy.

[AimusSage]

Granted, unfortunately the moments last only briefly, and fade away again.

I wish someone would put me down on a pedestal, with a nice plack that reads: Foolish runner up of the stupidity competition. :)

[amanda_isabel]

rachel,
how i wish i could do that too...

aimus,
i think i would rather put you as first place!


i wish music was quiet and quiet was music... (any sense?)

[AimusSage]

Granted, the sound of silence made you tone deaf.

I wish everything I said made sense.

[amanda_isabel]

granted, but then you wouldn't be able to enjoy and laugh at yourself when you don't make any.

i wish the world made sense.

[rachel]

so do I babe. granted, our world makes sense anyway.

I wish that tears were money, then we could eliminate poverty and hunger on the earth.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but then we'd all be happy and run out of tears. Imagine the value of tears going through the roof, we'd have people forcing others to cry, just so they could harvest a few tears, oh the horror.

I wish my will to win was as big as my capacity to win over the minds of the foolish.(how silly a wish eh?)

[rachel]

well a m ost difficult wish, but what the heck, granted and then you become King of all things psychic and powerful and Arnold Schwarzzager(spelling, who cares) would call an alert and every would be freak hero would come after you.

I wish that all the earth was on the same time(equally foolish wish)and we could all contribute to this forum AT THE SAME TIME! yahooooooooooo!

[AimusSage]

Granted, but now you wake up in the middle of the night, sleep during part of the day etc.

I wish I had two extra fingers, so I could type faster.

[rachel]

hahahahahah, forget that one, your hands are beautiful, I am not wrecking that.
oh alright but all your digits are stuck on with velcro and when you are in a hurry they get all tangled up and you end up with a huge bony ball of fingers velcroed to one area.(ooh that is disgusting actually)


I wish that others would join this thread, don't you king Aim?

[chmpman]

Granted, we do, and we're terrible unoriginal.

I wish I had a pack of elves that lived in my closet and would mow my lawn, clean my house, and do dishes for a mere pittance.

[rachel]

I will see what I can do for you, anything for you. But the thing is once they go live in your closet they use their magic to pretty well take over your life and you will most likely end up marrying an Elven princess with brothers that don't like you and wont' let you either divorce her or even kiss her.(is it really worth all that for chores dear?)

I wish that newborns could just tell you what they want, they are so helpless it upsets me.

[AimusSage]

Granted, they tell you they want to a corporate office, and would like to meet with the board of directors, they are also wondering who is responsible for the poor lighting of the place. (sorry I couldn't grant your previous wish, it would have created a paradox :p)

I wish I was the ultimate reference for standing on two legs.

[rachel]

OH AIM you are too much,.granted, but now three billion boy-men hate your guts and you have to go into hiding.

I wish we were not alone in this cyber void, weekend or not, just when for once I have some spare time, a miracle really. Hullo out there, Hullo?

[chef]

granted you will be alone in this cyber void until someone comes jaja!

I wish we can go on that trip we planed a long time ago remember Musketeers????????

[rachel]

okay, get the thread going again and I will drag Riesa. yippee! oh right, granted dear, but we get lost in a cave that transports us to space and have to spend like forever watching life down below us.

How nice to hear another human's voice.

I wish that all horses were like pegasus and we could fly anywhere we want and have the most glorious times.

[chef]

granted because if so then the airports would be in banckrup

i wish i could wish forever and not have to do anything but wish and wish for wishes jaja freacky jaja

[shinigami]

Granted, but none of your wishes come true, instead they backfire at you, so.. with that being said.. Instead of wishing forever you end up being mute...

I wish that rachel be the queen of the world..

[I'm feeling much better thanks]

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but the world takes up so much of the capital city that you have to croos the world to get across town to her.

I wish I didn't have to shave ever again.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--ZZ Top welcomes you with open arms.

I wish for a freshly sharpened pencil.

[AimusSage]

Granted, in a freak accident you manage to poke yourself in the eye with it.

I wish the ending score wasn't so final.

[The Unnamable]

Granted. I bet you find it's really not that much fun. Now live with it.
Another comment on my person, eh Virgil?

“Damn with faint praise, assent with civil leer,
And without sneering, teach the rest to sneer;
Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike,
Just hint a fault, and hesitate dislike;”
Pope Epistle to Dr. Arbuthnot

PS love the use of the imperative.

[shinigami]

granted, but there is no "final" score because the game doesn't stop.

I wish that He would just be a little more open-minded and either refuse me or stop letting me on.. Gods! The pain of love.

[Shanna]

I wish I could have lunch on the Orient Express with Unnamable and Shanna. sigh.....what fun that would be.
That's not so hard, actually. We'll just have to wait five or ten or fifteen years till I'm old and fat and rich and have enough money for air tickets and then I'll come see you. Or I'll fly you and Hasia straight out of there and take you on a loooong, loooong vacation. We'll go everywhere, everywhere - till we're dizzy and we've forgotten where we started from. Till we've forgotten everything but each other and the moment.


(Oh, oh, truly I love you
Oh, wherever you are
Wherever you are
Wherever you are
I hope you’re singing now
Oh, I do hope
I hope you’re singing now
Oh ... )

[Mililalil XXIV]

granted, but there is no "final" score because the game doesn't stop.

I wish that He would just be a little more open-minded and either refuse me or stop letting me on.. Gods! The pain of love.
Granted, but this occurs well after college!

I wish Shanna would wish upon the star that wishes her star well. [You were right above, but made no wish to disturb, so I found passing you by without a word of recognition disturbing.)}

[shinigami]

I don't mind.. I mean.. that's only like 3 YEARS LATER!!!!

Granted, but that star falls on her head.

I wish I had the power of teleportation...

[Mililalil XXIV]

You do, but the only reason you don't know it is because it can only teleport you from Mars to where ever you intend to go from there!

I wish I had hours more sleep behind me for the road ahead.

[shinigami]

Granted, but the road disappears... because what you thought of was sleep was THE peaceful eternal slumber, the next adventure...

I wish that I was as old as I am supposed to be.. [ I mean, everyone says I talk and think older than I am (13), I'm just infinitely more mature than those simpletons.. Aargh!!!]

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, you are supposed to be 13, and you are supposed to wait 3 years to finish college at age 16, and you are supposed to wait 5 more years after that for Him, then turn drive straight through Destiny.

I wish I had the oppurtunity Shinigami has to begin to get things out of the way for her future now, so that by this time I shouldn't have all the pressures I now have.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you have the oppurtunity, but you never take it, and are left with the same pressures you have now.

I wish I could life one day without myself.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted!? But when you come back to yourself, you find you've been sent to the cuckoo bin.

I wish I never was late for anything.

[Shanna]

Granted. But everyone else will always be.

I wish I could sleep.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but [hello Shanna] every dream is of exactly what you did the whole day before you fell asleep.

I wish I had never left oppurtunities to say important things unfulfilled.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you have said all the important things, but now you can't remember because you develop instant amnesia.

I wish my vision was obscured by frisky clouds of star dust

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but then you can no longer type your many mistakes on this thread!

I wish my vision was made to see into all situations with crystal clarity, neither frisky, nor dusty.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you see clearly now, and the revelations cause an instant heart attack

I wish I could have my own private mental institute.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, all to yourself!!!!

I wish I remembered every interesting dream I had - especially those in which I compose interesting music.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted ... the music is "intersting" to say the least. It begins to haunt you. It fills your brain just like that cheesey Bealtes song did when yu were a child in school. You can't concentrate on anything because of the terrifying and weird nuances of your "music" seems to coat the world around you.

I wish for more personal creativity and time to use it.

[rachel]

granted sweet Irish, but you are so gifted and do so awesomely well that you have to change your name, phone number and move away because agents from all over the world are fighting to represent the new 'golden boy'

I wish I wasn't sad right now.I can hardly be of any help to others.

[AimusSage]

Granted, now cheer up! It's no time to be sad, it's a time to be merry! Just imagine all the good things that happen. :)

I wish I didn't have traction control when running around on the pitch.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but Jay hogs that control, and ups the pitch.

I wish Aimus other eye wasn't Kathy's only eye.

[rachel]

oh dear God,,,,GRANTED...
THANK YOU AIM, you are totally sweet and your are totally right.

I wish that all the members of Iron Maiden had relatives in my city and came to visit for a month and gave like eight performances. Then I wish I could fly Aim here to have some cow free fun, just for a little.

[shinigami]

Granted, but by the time they get there, they're old and sound crappy.

I wish that I can stop being self-conscious of myself...

[I tend to do that coz I have braces...]

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now everyone else is more conscious of you!

I wish I could tell who was male and who was female on here sometimes without putting my foot in my mouth! :lol:

[AimusSage]

Granted, but even now you know, you still manage to put your foot in your mouth, since you call all he's she and vice versa :p

I wish I could walk more miles to the gallon.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted but you loose your career as a racehorse.
I wish I was a housecat.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you have lousy caretakers, they don't even pet you when you want them too.

I wish I wasn't so beside myself with all things squared.

[Shannanigan]

Granted, but your owner has decided to de-claw you so you don't tear up the furniture. Ouch.

I wish my car had air-conditioning.

[Dirt McKert]

i wish i had enough money to pay off my debts

[Satine]

granted, but struggle gives us character, and most rich people have none.

I wish I could ditch work tomorrow.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you loose a bit of character because of it.

I wish I could stop searching for blood, I need to feed http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1787.gif

[Dirt McKert]

granted, but struggle gives us character, and most rich people have none.

I wish I could ditch work tomorrow.
i did not ask to be rich.
i want my debt taken care of..nothing more.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted, but you loose a bit of character because of it.

I wish I could stop searching for blood, I need to feed http://planetsmilies.net/vicious-smiley-1787.gif

Granted! Blood oranges on their way - via Fed-Ex.


I wish rooms tidied themselves (and you could still find what you needed to find afterwards.)

[AimusSage]

Granted, but everytime you try to enter a room, you are cleaned out.

I wish my sunday feeling extended to days when the sun doesn't shine

[rachel]

granted but now every day feels like that sunday feeling and you realize it was really wednesday feelings that you love.


I wish that everyone's lives could work out properly

[water lily]

Granted, but suddenly things are boring and there's nothing to talk about, people just stop talking, kids don't learn to speak and all language is lost.

I wish that Geography wasn't a required course.

[Satine]

Granted, but you'd never be able to answer the question 'where in the world is Carmen SanDiego?'

I wish chocolate didn't have any calories.

[water lily]

Granted, but then all you eat is chocolate and you become malnourished.

I wish that one could grow one's hair at will

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but what if one's will did not develope before the hair reached a certain length?

I wish the p.m.s could be longer.

[Shannanigan]

Granted, now women rule the world and men are kept as pets :) (I guess maybe that wouldn't be too bad?) lol

I wish I could post and read my book at the same time...

[rachel]

granted(me as well) but then you find you cannot chew gum and walk at the same time.

I wish noone betrayed another but were always kind

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but they are kind of Evil mean people!

I wish i was not ill.

[rachel]

me too darling Willow. Have you been to doctor? Here I make you my mushroom soup and here are some flowers from Spain to cheer you up. love you

I wish that the weather was always just right, not too hot, not too cold for the street children and moms and guys at night. The cold just seeps into their bones, it is terrible.I tried it just one night in the park and felt like I was dying from cold.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but then because it's not cold enough in the north the ice melts and floods half the planet....

I wish i had a mind of my own.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted already, but then your wish has been wasted on what you already have.

I wish I knew what to wish on this thread.

[Riesa]

Granted! but now you spend all of your time wishing instead of doing.

I wish I was arrogant and egotistical.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but then your earlier character too is seen as being the one you now possess.

I wish I had never wasted so many moments for productivity in maintaining weaknesses.

[Dirt McKert]

granted, you all sound a like now and i think it's kinda funny :lol:

[rachel]

Granted! but now you spend all of your time wishing instead of doing.

I wish I was arrogant and egotistical.

no you don't. kiss and hug for whatever it is. well for game's sake , granted, but now your children become just like you and you need to leave and move to Lumby, all by yourself.

I wish I could give every child one wish that would truly come to pass.

[Satine]

Granted, but then one of those children would wish for an anvil to be dropped on your head, and then you'd be one dead ducky, or maybe one live ducky with a big bump on your head.

I wish I didn't think so much.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you stop thinking, and drool all over the place.

I wish I could take of my mask of sanity in public without going postal.

[Satine]

Granted, but who doesn't like to watch someone go postal? Good times.

I wish I could move into a new house without actually having to MOVE everything myself.

[Dirt McKert]

granted, you could hire some movers.

[Pendragon]

Notice to Dirt McKert: You are hereby granted the ability to express your own wishes! I won't say they will come out right, but feel free to express them!

I wish I could leave well enough alone sometimes!

[Dare2Dream18]

Granted, but then when you really needed to not leave well enough alone, it really matters and would have made a good impact

I wish that i could express how I feel to the people who matter most, before the chance is taken from me.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but others are always trying to enter into the conversation, and you accomplish this through a silly shouting match.

I wish I didn't scare anyone by revealing to them the harder trials of life for their own good.

[chmpman]

Granted, but without fear they are determined to learn everything the hard way.

I wish I could play a musical instrument. (no practice necessary of course)

[Dare2Dream18]

Granted, but then you find someone who appreciates that you scared them enough to listen, and they take what you said to heart.

I wish that my i didn't procrastinate so much.

[Dare2Dream18]

sorry posted too late

granted, but then you get really good and you have a fan club that will never leave you alone so you have no privacy what-so ever!

Same wish

[shinigami]

Granted, but to fulfill that wish you have to be castrated first...

I wish I, I wish I... I wish I was pixie.. Hooray! hooray!!!

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but after the band broke up you lose all you money and get addicted to cheese...

I wish for the very best for all of you out there...

[shinigami]

Granted, but I know you're lieing!!!

I wish that people would stop lieing... It's 1 thing I don't do....

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, LAIR!!!!

I wish i could go home and still get paid...

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are seriously injured and your insurance pays out, you are home, however you are paralized from the waist down.

I wish I was as old as time itself, without being forgotten.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted you are the ocean...

I wish it was not sooo hot in here... sheesh!!

[Riesa]

Granted! the heat sets off the fire sprinklers, and now you and the computer are drenched.

I wish I was more organized.

[Weeping Willow]

granted, but now you can't find nothing cause you only remember where it was was when it was all one big mess!

I wish i wouldn't have to work another day in my life!

[Riesa]

Granted! You are so fat you can't move and so dumb you end up in a hospital for the idiotic. :D

I wish I was not so ******* moody.

[Weeping Willow]

Have i ever told you how much i love your imaganation :D...

Granted, you are not in a ****** mood but you are still a ***** :D..

I wish i was more nice to people :p

[Riesa]

Granted! Youre so nice that eventually everyone doubts your sincerity and ends up thinking you are a complete liar, not to mention evil.

I wish I was more of a *****, and never cared what anyone thought of me, oh and extremely wealthy too, as long as I'm wishing.

Byez, chum! :wave:

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you have no legs and you are hairy ... hahaa :lol:.. if you know what i mean! :p

I wish someone would forfill some of this wishes!

[water lily]

Granted, but all the "But..."'s come true too!

I wish I could fly.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but the airtraffic controller didn't understand your singing as you approached the airport, and got confussed, trying to make it out. As a result, you managed to disrupt airtraffic for the day, causing thousands of people to be stranded.

I wish the deja vu's I've been having lately aren't actually a sign of agent Smith moving in on me.

[shinigami]

Granted, but it means that Agent John is...

I wish that people stop doubting and belittling me [and my CUTE avatar]...

[amanda_isabel]

granted, but then people just stopped talking to you.

i wish the world was not so chaotic.

[Pendragon]

Granted, my dear! It's just that you appear to be a floating head... Oh, Mr. Arrow! Want some company, your Ghostliness, sir?

I wish I was more laid back and not uptight.

[amanda_isabel]

granted, pen, but then you would not know your priorities and submit things late all the time.

i wish there were no more tests at school....

[ShoutGrace]

Granted - Now there are inquisitions! Some time in the near future you may look back fondly upon the days when you merely had to take 'tests' . . .

I wish I had more free time . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, but you're fired from your job, evicted from your home, and send to antartica by mistake. The Pinguins are now enjoying a milder climate and a cold beverage. But you have all the free time in the world... On Antarctica :)

I wish I was as boozed up as Santa Clause is on boxing day.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Unfortunately, this was the day you were supposed to go pick up your free convertible automobile that you won in the local sweepstakes a few weeks back . . . After waking up in the hospital, you may rue your dipsomania.

I wish it wasn't so hot out right now . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now cold inside.

I wish this silly wishing would turn into a profound wishing experience for the less then fortunate wish granters, that grant unfortunate wishes.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Every less than fortunate wish granter is profoundly effected - Unfortunately, these effects entail that they incorporate an intense desire to kill AimusSage into their daily routines.

(That may have been the hardest wish grant I've ever gone through!! :D :D )

I wish I didn't have to think this early in the morning . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's 7.44 PM! And you just skipped a day of your life.

I wish I could see Alladin when he's trying to fly under a very low bridge, and he has to hit his head really hard! :)

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You watch Alladin hit his head hard - But the trouble is that Alladin doesn't recover from this blunt force trauma. Watching his animated life expire ends up being one of the worst experiences of your life.

I wish I had a personal toe cracking slave . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, the slave is very good at cracking your toes. He also likes to crack the rest of your bodies, especially your ribs and spine!

I wish the father of the child didn't eat chicken every wednesday. It might rub off on the child.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! Now the father eats turnips! The child develops a severe turnip dependency just before all the turnips are exported to Mars!

I wish that Lola wouldn't have worn platforms when doing all that running . . .

[AimusSage]

Granted, but it's not half as good to watch when she runs barefooted and steps in glass every other step. It beats getting shot I guess. :)

I wish to be the ultimate ruler of the universe. A complementary space ship would be nice.

[shinigami]

Granted, but you are in a different universe... Not good ol' Milky Way but buggery tadpole-ville... You'll fit in just fine as their leader.. You're the greenest thing there...

I wish that I had someone to stop acting happy to.... that I actually know, can see and can hold...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But they're the greenest thing here!


I wish I could stop wishing for the unobtainable.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but it becomes obtainable so long as you don't wish for it - and you still want it (badly!).

I wish I could produce diacritic marks over my vowels with the finesse of X.C. (or is that T.C.?).

[Pendragon]

Granted! You finally read the computer manual! Déjà vu!

I wish for greater understanding.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, you now wish this same thing with much deeper clarity!

I wish I could deal with several loved ones at once with full attention.

[shinigami]

Granted, but that means that you only have 1 loved one...

I wish that my muscles weren't so sore from camp... Ow!!!

[AimusSage]

Granted, your muscles aren't as sore, but your brain got scrambled instead, and you are placed in a psychward for evaluation.

I wish an avalanche would block the passage to the underworld :)

[Chava]

Granted, but you'd have to go to heaven instead.

I wish my calculator had an answer to everything button.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You become addicted to this handy feature and are soon caught cheating during your most important exam.

I wish I could manipulate abstract objects . . .

[Virgil]

No need to grant that; your mind already can.


I wish I could get over this whole banning incident.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! All of your sentimental feelings fall away and you are left a cold, cruel husk of what used to be.

I wish I was snorkeling in a Carribean paradise . . .

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are *singing* "Wasting away again in Margaritaville...."


I really wish I understood sometimes why some have to die so young... :nod:
(Until we meet again, Blake... :angel: )

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you understand why.. but it helps with nothing..

I wish i was smart..

[Pendragon]

Willow, mon ami, I cannot grant what you already possess. Have more faith in yourself. You answered my wish wisely enough.

I wish for Willow to become less discouraged. ;) :nod:

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but then his personality change and he become an annoying *****!

I wish i had Any selfestim.. (and that i knew how to write in english without those damn spelling mistakes!!!! )

[Chava]

Granted, but you start reading many dictionaries to find the errors.

I wish i would stop having the hiccups (been having them since yesterday evening!)

[AimusSage]

Granted, a psychotic doctor decides to surgically remove your diaphram.

I wish there were two skies to look at.

[Schokokeks]

Granted, but the rain pours from two sides.

I wish I was a messenger and all the news was good...

[AimusSage]

Granted, the people that hear the good news get so exited, they accidentily shoot you. So much for your carreer as a messenger.

I wish I could figure out the true nature of cheese as it relates to the meaning of life and death for cows around the world.

[shinigami]

Granted, but you have to eat and make cheese to understand it...

I wish that my bestfriend was still alive.. Then I'd have sum1 to talk to.. Even a zombie version of her... [RIP-Karen]

[Pendragon]

Trust me, Shini, you don't want a zombie, but I could wish your friend alive myself. They buried my 17 year old cousin today, my son's best friend. Pain eventually goes away...but don't let the good memories die...God bless.

I wish no one had to die so young...

[Virgil]

Granted Pen. I couldn't undermine that.


I wish I wouldn't get caffeine withdrawl headaches.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but now you are so tierd and can't even sleep..

I wish i all who'll read this a beautiful day.

[water lily]

Granted, but for me it is now night.

I wish that a certain situation was a little less complicated.

[Shakira]

Granted, but then u wouldnt work hard enough to make it easy.

I wish that I wouldnt be so hungry as I am right now.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! tommorow you will be twice as hungry, and you will likely starve to death within the week.

I wish I knew the name of the unidentified caller who just called me . . .

[blondeatheart]

granted, but just the name doesn't provide u with any useful information when it comes to identification

i wish we lived happily ever after

[shinigami]

Granted, I really don't want to grant this... but granted that "we", doesn't include you or anyone you care for...

I wish that we be all more in-tune with nature...

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now Nature changes the tune because nature hates us!


I wish I knew what I've done wrong this time around-- seems like I always am in a mess...

[shinigami]

Granted, but you find out you actually peed your pants...

I wish the world could be open to the universe of Anime...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but the wish can be interpretted a thousand and one thousand ways.

I wish I never had to shop for clothes and shoes.

[ShoutGrace]

Granted! You are now the proud owner of a garish, obnoxiously loud pink tuxedo which will never wear out and will remain your sole apparel until the day you die.

I wish pennies didn't taste funny . . .

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but their poison is all the more dangerous when sucked at your liesure!

I wish my neighbors never bugged me.

[shinigami]

Granted, you get new neighbors that are snotty and more annoying in their own silent, "I'm better than you" way...

I wish that everyone watched and knew the actual concept of Gundam Wing.. or at least watch the Endless Waltz version.. I love the Waltz..

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but the trade off is that everyone eats a combination of the food of every culture for every meal every day.

I wish I didn't mind raisens in everything, since they're just there!

[rabid reader]

Granted and you amedatly take to a muffin and coke on a raisin.

I wish Pink was Blue and Green was more of a turquios colour

[rachel]

one last wish for the summer, granted, but now even skin is that color and you are off your food.
hullo rabid, I don't know you. I hope you are well.
I wish that everyone will have one desire of their hearts this year.

[rabid reader]

granted (see the near apocolipes in Bruce Almighty for futher details)
I wish I were given an extra thirty-three posts

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! Those posts end up to be insulting aginst your will and people begin to ridicule your every move on the forum. You end up still behind anyway.
I wish it was a wee bit cooler here.

[rabid reader]

Granted *receive an ice cube*

I wish someone would make artifical banana flavouring that tasted at least remotly simular to bananas