Make A Wish

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but it keeps on ringing all the time and you finally break it out of anger.

I wish I had money to eat outside tonight.

[Nightshade]

granted but it rains.

I wish someone would come and play

:D

[AimusSage]

Granted, the evil martians are back and their idea of playing is roosting you in their giant flying saucer like microwave oven.

I wish the glass wasn't empty.

[Nightshade]

granted bnow its over flowed onto your keyboard and its stuck on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


I wish I was off mars!

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now on Jupiter

I wish my keyboard wasn't so sticky

[grace86]

Granted...your keyboard has been washed off, but the water got inside and messed up the circuits...your keyboard no longer works.


I wish I could prevent world hunger.

[Nightshade]

Granted no you have no excuse not to come and rescue me :nod:

I wish The genie hadnt come with aimus.

[AimusSage]

Granted, he just 'happened' to drop by instead

I wish the genie would stop talking about this Aladin guy.

[Nightshade]

Granted now he thinks YOU are Aladdin
:eek:

I wish for a giant flying elephant.

[AimusSage]

Granted, his eyesight isn't that good, and he accidentally lands on you.

I wish the genie would just stop trying to tell me all these crazy tales about a princess in a castle somewhere, and how I rescued her.

[adilyoussef]

Granted, he went to bed few minutes ago.

I wish I was living in Achillis times.

[AimusSage]

Granted, achillis doesn't like you.

I wish my suit wasn't at the dry cleaners

[adilyoussef]

Granted, you have another in the wardrope.

I wish I was having a dinner with my girlfriend on the moon.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the lack of an atmosphere really sucks!

I wish the shed in the field was a ufo.

[adilyoussef]

Granted, if so they would have taken you away by now.

I wish it was morning now.

[Nightshade]

Granted ....and guess who just came out? yepp the angry venusians and Martiasn HIDE!



I wish I wasnt so tierd.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the venusians zap you with an energy gun, it stings, but you suddenly have enough energy to power a small city for a month

I wish the Martians would just stop trying to cook dinner from us.

[Nightshade]

granted Now we are cooking dinner for them. :eek2:


I wish all the dishes werent dirty.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the martians ate all the dishes.

I wish the martians didn't have such a big appetite.

[Nightshade]

granted but now theyve fallen asleep on the daffodils! :bawling:

I wish They would stop trying to play space invaders with real lasers.

[AimusSage]

Granted, now they use real zappers, which really sting!

I wish the martians would race me in their ufo.

[Nightshade]

Granted now they fly away with you and you've gone and missed the chance to wear your gold dress.
I wish my party hadnt just been ruined whose going to eat the food ?:eek2:

[AimusSage]

Granted, The martians, hearing your wish, immediately return, to eat all the food.

I wish they had a softer landing with their UFO.

[Nightshade]

Granted they just landed in your carefullty sorted drinks! :brow:

I wish I hadnt just said that :lol:

[AimusSage]

Granted, because you didn't tell me I didn't see all the spilled drinks and slipped, loosing my balance and ended up in the pool.

I wish the pool had water in it.

[Nightshade]

Granted so noiw your alive but the dresss hummm isnt :lol:

I wish I had thought to have spares of everything.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the martian ate the spares to.

I wish the invitations all get to the right people despite the :confused: .

[Nightshade]

Granted but becasue weve been so mysterious no one know waht the invites are for!


I wish we hadnt been so secrative :lol:

[AimusSage]

Granted, now we are completely bored :(

I wish night reconsidered her last wish. :nod:

[Nightshade]

Granted its gone! ( hey how do I spoil that??? ahh I know ) But I have to go to bed :(

I wish I didnt need sleep.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but the venusians keep zapping you, and it still stings!

I wish Night a really good night and very sweet dreams!

[Nightshade]

granted but shes decided not to go to bed yet so she can play some more (with or without you )
:D

I wish I havent innsulted Aimus..... ( humm grammer? :confused: )

[AimusSage]

Granted, when did you do that?

I wish the children all the best in the morning :p

[Nightshade]

granted but it means night is already sleeping as you read this.

I wish I wake up early enough to come on her ebefoire work

:D

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are on "her ebefoire work". Sounds like part of a spell.....

I wish for my humor to always be take as humor. :lol:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but all in bad humor!

I wish I had a few double days in a week, on which I did not have double-long work shifts, and which were expense free.

[adilyoussef]

Granted, you have the whole week for that.

I wish I could fly.

[myself]

granted but it will be in your imagination.


i wish i was an angel

[adilyoussef]

Granted, angel have more duties than free time.

I wish I was in Hawaii now.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Starrwriter is waiting at the airport to greet you.


I wish to blast the William Tell Overture out my window.

[Nightshade]

Granted I think.....wait no you blasted a cat! :eek:
(william tell overture?:confused: )
I wish I got paid this week.

:D

[Riesa]

Granted, but you get paid in 1700's wages.

I wish I got paid.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but just one cent and just once!

I wish I could decide how I looked to others to deal with different sorts of characters as required.

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are now invisible...

I wish people would quit calling my Eagles CD's "Weenie Rock"!

[AimusSage]

Granted, you no longer have a collection of Eagles CD's

I wish I could re-examine my bills.

[Nightshade]

granted but its your beak-bills on your 2 heads you examening.

I wish I wasnt so lazy :D

[AimusSage]

Granted, but because you are so active now, you can't stop running around, jumping through the air, accidentally hitting your head on the doorpost. :eek2:

I wish a miracle doctor could do something about my ankle

[Nightshade]

Granted he did "somthing" :brow: (btw did you notice he was half martian and half penguin:eek2:

I wish people were more observant :)

[AimusSage]

Granted, I now see everything that happens, EVERYWHERE. :brow: :D

I wish the miracle doctor would reattach my foot to my leg.

[Nightshade]

Granted but it will always fall off when you try and use it.

I wish I had some icecream.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it is in your hand, and very cold.

I wish John denver was still around making music.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, he partners up with Marilyn Manson.


I wish for rubber bands.

[Nightshade]

granted but they are all the dental kind.

I wish the genie doesnt start havoc.

[AimusSage]

Granted, he starts a pandemonium instead

I wish someone would stop making inquiries into certain things.

[Nightshade]

Granted, that someone just goes ahead and finds out.:D :p

I wish real life didnt have a habit of interfeering with fun :(

[AimusSage]

Granted, real life is no longer real, it becomes a story that is told to scare little children.

I wish it was weekend already.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you have a big report to hand in for Monday!

I wish I can go to sleep.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you over sleep and you lose your job in the morning.

I wish baseball would go all year round.

[Riesa]

Granted! Baseball goes on all year but every game is rained out. :p

I wish Spring would last all year.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but without Winter Spring loses it's beauty.




I wish for some Crunch Berries.

[tn2743]

Granted, but I don't really know what they are so I end up giving you something you don't really want..

I wish I can drive 280+

[Pendragon]

Granted! But the car is hung in reverse...

I wish for a T.A.R.D.I.S., in good working order. :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you no longer know what that is!

I wish I knew what that is.

[Nightshade]

Granted now you are so addicted to Dr who (http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/) memorabelia you sleep in a converted Dalek.

I wish I could listen to Dr who on the radio

[tn2743]

Granted, but it's no longer on TV.

I wish I can stay at home the whole day today and watch TV.

[Pendragon]

I'd grant that, but trust me, no, you don't...

I wish I was caught up on my reading!

[tn2743]

Granted, but you will have to miss the Masters live tonight!!!

I wish I live next to the library (the walk is a little long)

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but since you spend your days watching TV, you don't read anymore and the library is no use.

I wish my Master was here to teach me how to use my inner force so that I wouldn't be freezing anymore.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted but he makes you use it to keep him warm - selfish old master!


I wish I could just ruin wishes without having to post one - I can never think of anything.

[tn2743]

Granted, but that one's quite original.

I wish it's warmer in France.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's now 50 degrees celcius

I wish the road was clear of traffic.

[tn2743]

Granted, but only coz it's closed, for a tree has fallen right in the middle.

I wish I had Aladdin's lamp (and didn't have to 'google' everytime I try to spell 'Aladdin' :) )

[AimusSage]

Granted, the genie turns out to be a real bastard in reality and does nothing but grant bad wishes.

I wish I didn't hear the voice of reason just now.

[tn2743]

Granted, but then you'll be guided by the voices of feelings instead... and that normally leads to unstable places..

I wish the sky stays blue until midnight.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the earth stopped rotating for a few hours, which destabilized it's orbit, causing it to reshift into a new unstable orbit, that means it will move into the sun in about 100 years.

I wish for many silly things to happen

[tn2743]

Granted, but you have wasted a wish because ther are already many silly things happening (e.g. me practising chip shots in my tiny appartment :) )

I wish the seagulls would stop dropping 'gifts' on my window.

[AimusSage]

Granted, now they come inside to drop off the 'gift'

I wish they would legalize telepathy

[tn2743]

ARGGGGG, what a thought...I'll have nightmares about seagulls now.

Granted, but then information technology would be useless, and Bill Gates will be bankrupt!

I wish for seagulls to never enter my apartment.

[Riesa]

Granted, but they take up residence in your car.

I wish I wouldn't ever get behind a granny going 40mph when I'm already late.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you're behind me at 30mph :D

I wish the 'alphabetical story game' proggesses a little faster..

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but everyone else posts so frequently and quickly that you'll never get to contribute.

I wish I had a vacation to write, write, write.

[classicsgirl]

Granted but then you can't think of anything to write about.

I wish everyone was happy

[Adelheid]

granted, but then earth would get rather boring being utopia...

I wish everyone would love Jesus.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but now faith means nothing.


I wish that people would leave me alone about the whole atheism deal.

[Adelheid]

Granted... but I'm not people am I? :D

I do wish everyone shares the same principles

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--alas, wrong set of principles...:(

I wish that humans would respect each other's boundaries.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now the world is filled with barbed wire fences!

I wish that I would grow no older!

[AimusSage]

Granted, you will start growing younger at an accelerated rate, and by this time tomorrow you are a crying baby.

I wish the debriefing wasn't so boring.

[tn2743]

Granted, but it's now so interesting that you keep thinking about it all night long.

I wish I can afford to buy real balls, and not have to steal golf balls from the range (it's not really stealing :p , I lose them on the course anyway)

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you lose them all, at all times, on the range, and everyone else steals them - you alone are laft holding the ball in the economy of golf ball sales.

I wish I knew more about computers.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but as a cyborg, you are considered an outcast.

I wish for whatever I can of think in about a minute.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But I'm too late - you posted half an hour ago - ah well!


I wish I knew what happened in Turkey.

[Pensive]

Granted but then you would not know that what happened in LitNet Forum.

I wish that I would stop saying "hi" now and then.

[Pendragon]

Now, why would I grant that, Pensy? Motion denied! ;)

I wish for more courage.

[kilted exile]

Granted, but first you have to find a way to get to Oz

I wish I could control time

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You can now control whether or not your watch displays the time correctly merely by fiddling with it's buttons. Such power!


I wish I had nothing to be ashamed of.

[chmpman]

Granted, you're one of those boring residents of heaven Nietzsche was talking about.

I wish I was more well read.

[Riesa]

Granted, you've now read everything by Barbara Cartland.

I wish I could find the time to finish The Sound and the Fury.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You have discovered an unused fortnight in May, 1847.


I wish I was in Augusta, watching the golf.

[Anon22]

Granted... but now it rains.... :(

I wish I could magically finish my absurd poem about nonsense with the blink of an eye... x)

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but it is complete nonsense and the end keeps on changing whenever you blink.

I wish I had arms around me when I cry.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. I'm here for you, Elizabeth. And for when I'm not around, here's my pet octopus, Carl.

I wish Elizabeth wouldn't have to cry.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you can't behave like a hero anymore!

I wish Robin could teach me the art of swing dancing.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. As a bonus, you also get the art of slide dancing and merry-go-round dancing!


I wish I was a expert in swing dancing.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you can't stop dancing, don't walk straight anymore and aren't taken seriously.


I wish M'lord's octopus hadn't kissed me... :cold:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now M'lord has, and you're crying again :p.

I wish for another pet octopus.

[ElizabethSewall]

:blush: :blush: :blush:

Granted but it's a female one and she keeps on kissing you.

I wish for a swing dancing costume!

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but it's custom sized for Flapper Barbie.


I wish I had G.I. Joe's muscles.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but your girlfriend doesn't like touching plastic. :p

I wish I had a human sized fluff not to make nightmares anymore.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Ever noticed how a human-sized fluff looks like a ghost?

I wish I were psychic!

[woeful painter]

Granted, now you start to see herendous images in people's minds and other evils.

I wish I had a python!

[Virgil]

Granted but you learn your neighbor hangs out at nude beaches and you caan never again look at him again with a straight face.


I wish I could see all the stars in the sky.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Hitchhike to the Resturant at the End of the Universe!

I wish this bleeping headache would go away!

[AimusSage]

Granted, it is now a booming headache

I wish the Jedi would see reason, as should the Sith.

[Nightshade]

granted vand reason says " hunt aimus"

I Wish the sunwasnt so blindingly radiant.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it just disappeared into a black hole that suddenly formed after a singularity imploded inside the sun's core.

I wish the music would never stop.

[tn2743]

Granted, it's loud metal and you won't be able to sleep at night.

I wish we could go back in time and play ManU again and take our chances.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the victory is complete, ManU is devastated by the loss.

:banana: :banana: Loud metal !!!!! :banana: :banana:

I wish I did the one thing I never did that I should have done.

[Nightshade]

Granted but that made you loose the chance to do all the other things that you have done :D


I wish smiles were as common as they are beautiful.

[Pendragon]

Granted! In some parts of the world, night time has become a terror, for all you see are eyes and teeth! :D

I wish I were quicker-witted.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you would lose the deeper thoughts that made you a good poet :)

I wish I have enough room in my flat to practise my golf swing.

[Virgil]

Granted, but your golf swing is reduced to a put.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

[Riesa]

Granted, you are awake at Midnight like me, and it's really not that great, I bet you are happily sleeping away right now.

I wish I wasn't strangely energetic right now.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you fall asleep and don't wake up.

I wish my beloved bracelet wasn't broken. :bawling:

[Pendragon]

Granted! But the repair job makes it look funny...

I wish I had slept better last night...

[myself]

granted but you will still be tired all day today.

i wish i listened to my teacher so i could pass my exams

[Virgil]

...granted. Now you will always listen to your teachers.


I wish I dinner was ready right now.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted. It is so hot, you burn your tongue and no matter what you eat, you don't know what it tastes like.

I wish I lived in England already.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but by the time you get to England, you're already wishing you lived in Kenya.

I wish I recieved a great inheritance.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You have just inherited a castle in Roumania. Somewhere called Transylvania. Apparently your uncle Vlad has passed away (it says 'again' here - must be a typo). You need to take possession right away, and go alone. There's a list of objects that might upset the superstitious locals which you should not bring with you: mirrors, garlic, crosses, wooden stakes....


I wish there was an easy way to play the Eadd9 chord.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now every 5 year old girl with a plastic guitar can play the Eadd9 chord, and they have invented a much more difficult instrument that you've taken a liking to, but can't play even one single chord on without contorting like a Cirque De Soleil twin.

I wish my indoor pets would stop shedding.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Now they just use the carpet as a toilet.


I wish I knew what was behind the mask.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now you wish you didn't, but it's too late!

I wish I was a mysterious person like The Shadow...

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Nobody knows who you are. Neither do they care.


I wish for a double-bladed lightsaber for my very own.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you accidently sever your left arm with it.


I wish someone was massaging my shoulders right now.

[Riesa]

Granted! Hulk Hogan is giving you a very dreamy massage.

I wish all men knew that a good foot massage is better than diamonds.

[Virgil]

Granted, but all men (except for those weirdos with foot fetishes) refuse to touch feet.



I wish I April showers would only happen at night. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/k050.gif

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But in order to accommodate your request, it has been necessary to make the nights in April 23 and a half hours long.


I wish I knew what I was wishing for?

[Virgil]

Granted, but you know but none get fullfiled.


Easter is the time of year....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You are now in the thread you thought you were in! :lol:


I wish I could glow in the dark.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Actually you already do, but it's "glow with pride."

Sometimes I wish people did know a little more about me. Then they might know why this hurts.
Granted. Nobody knows who you are. Neither do they care. Cheers..........

[Virgil]

Granted! You are now in the thread you thought you were in! :lol:


I wish I could glow in the dark.
:lol: I keep doing that, mixing threads. I guess I could never make it as a taylor.

Granted, I would love to know more about you.


I wish I didn't crave a desert right now.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You crave a bowl of cold, boiled cabbage instead.



I wish I knew how to wish.

[white camellia]

Granted, then you crave two.

I wish I don't have to tutor that girl today--she becomes arrogant recently.

[white camellia]

Granted, but if this is your last time of being granted. :eek:


i wish i don't have to get up at 5 every morning.

[Virgil]

Granted. Now you have to get up at 4 AM.


I wish I didn't have to wash the dishes.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now all you have are paper-plates and disposible cups, and dinerware.

I wish life had a rewind/erase button.

[woeful painter]

granted! but you accidentally push the erase button and all your memories vanished in thin air!

I wish I wasn't such a sleepy head...

[Virgil]

Granted, now you've got insomnia.


I wish it was always sunny but yet not be a desert.

[Riesa]

Granted! It's always sunny in your heart.

I wish the lake wasn't so cold still.

[samercury]

Granted but now it's too hot to swim in

I wish there were more hours in the day

[Riesa]

Granted but more work too to fill up the extra hours.

I wish I could sleep for a thousand years.

[Virgil]

Granted. Your wish is fullfilled. I bet now you don't really want it.


I wish it was holiday weekend every weekend.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But now life becomes unbearably boring after 52 straight holiday weekends!

I wish I could go to work instead of being disabled!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you have to work in the MacDonalds Litter Patrol - enjoy.


I wish Pen wasn't disabled.

[Virgil]

Granted.


I wish no one was disabled.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now people are discofreaky.

I wish I wasn't so sunburned.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you develop some sort of rare skin sease that makes the skin peel off like a boiled tomato.

I wish I could get all the sleep I need in one night per week.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But it's always the night you'd planned a night out and you have to be in bed by 7pm in order for the wish to work.


I wish I could speak to goldfish.

[Jay]

Granted, but the goldfish don't want to speak with you ;)

I wish I had more free time.

[Virgil]

Granted. When will you now start looking for a job.


I wish I could get comfortable while I type on the computer.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But you have to work in the MacDonalds Litter Patrol - enjoy.


I wish Pen wasn't disabled.Thank you from the bottom of my heart, XC. You cannot imagine what this simple post means to me. Thank you, my friend. I know you do not believe in God, but I call Him to witness you have more heart than many who say that they do. God bless. Sheesh, I'm crying...

[Pendragon]

Granted, Virgil. But you are so comfortable, your other duties in life suffer.

I wish XC had a large golden metal that read "Love trancends belief".

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But I never show it to anyone because of the spelling mistakes! ;)


I wish I had a bookshop of my own.

[white camellia]

Granted. O, all the books kept there were stolen the first night---the books were all treasures.

I wish I were a woman by night and a man by day.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you marry a man one night a woman one day and you get arrested for polygamy. Besides think of the confusion to the poor children.


I wish I could travel for the rest of my life.

[white camellia]

:blush: :lol: ;)


Granted, but you can't travel to Chengdu. :D


I wish my mother could learn English.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But she only learns swear words and repeats them all the time wherever she is and whoever is in the room.


I wish I had managed to get a photo of my niece with a whole Easter egg in her mouth this afternoon. :lol:

[Riesa]

Granted! You get the photo, it's even Pulitzer quality, but then you drop your camera into the egg dye.

I wish kids didn't have to get truckloads of candy every holiday.

[Virgil]

Granted, they now get truckloads of pork grinds.


I wish it was peacful every evening.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But it doesn't half get noisy after midnight these days!


I wish I could send a nasty-as-**** virus straight back at all of these spammers that keep clogging up my inbox!

[Pendragon]

Granted! But they like it and ask for more!

I wish I could spell without a spell-checker!

[smilingtearz]

Granted, you can spell without one but you spell everything wrong... you never said you want to spell it right...

anyways... i wish i'd own the cutest soft toy in the world...

[Nightshade]

granted only its called chucky :brow:

I wish The blood donantion people had let me give blood :(

[smilingtearz]

Granted!... but you lack enough blood.. you give blood from your left hand and there's a bottle to pump blood in through your right hand!

I wish i had more wishes..

[Nightshade]

granted but they are non grantable:nod:

I wish I could really see a reason to smile and every hour of the day.

[smilingtearz]

granted... now you look like this all the time :D... and you can't stop even when your jaw hurts... but that's a cute wish night... hope you keep smiling forever

I still wish i had something to wish... grantable wish i mean!

[Pendragon]

Granted! Something you will think of will happen in sometime, somewhere, probably at the wrong time.

I wish that I may have no cause to sorrow again.

[Nightshade]

granted now youve joined the ranks of the jawaching grin brigade :D:D

I wish Id think to thnk more before I open my mouth in temper.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! Now you open your ears to speak and it is very painful.
I wish I could type flawlessly.

[Riesa]

Granted! but now you only have a typewriter.

I wish I was out to breakfast at an oceanside restaurant.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! It's a lovely place, overlooking the Bering Straits - bit cold at this time of year though.


I wish I could paint like Picasso.

[Riesa]

Granted! You can, but you get busted for selling your paintings as authentic Picasso's and end up in jail with Big Tito as a cellmate.

http://web34.markussoft.net/kvpreimage/6097.jpg

I wish fat-free cream cheese tasted like the real McCoy.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! They achieve this culinary miracle by adding real fat to it!


I wish Big Tito would stop looking at me like that. :eek2:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but now Big Tito looks at you like this!

I wish I had no regrets.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! Buit then you'd have no ambitions.
I wish Big Tito looked at me like that (sigh).

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But have you seen Big Tito? :eek2:


I wish I could think of a better wish than the old "I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow" chestnut.

[Pendragon]

Granted! You thought it was an old chestnut!

I wish the real world was more like my dream world...

[Schokokeks]

Granted! But every "ideal" would lose its meaning.

I really really wish I had chloroplasts...that way, I could produce my own glucose by means of photosynthesis and would never run short of brain-essential sugar.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you suffer from brain hypoglycemia.

I wish I were an expert of moonwalk dancing. :D

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but you have to learn from Michael Jackson. At his ranch. At 2:00 AM local time.

In all seriousness, I can teach you, if you like.


I wish Michael Jackson were a mime.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Making Thriller the best selling silent record of all time - remember the classic line from Billy Jean, " "?


I wish I was pale blue.

[Nightshade]

granted but its always magnified in your mood.

I wish I had spinach:nod:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but you're forced to get anchor tattoos on your biceps and have your right eyelid sewn shut.

I wish I had super strength.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! But you only get super strength in you incredible new biolicle earlobe (the left one) no where else.
I wish it wasn't necessary to go get groceries.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but it never was compulsory - starvation is always an option.


I wish I could potter around online for a couple more hours.

[Pendragon]

Granted! I certainly won't mind...

I wish people wouldn't confuse me with the character I'm playing right now for the LitNet! I am not evil! :nod:

[Riesa]

Granted, They think your smilie collection is evil, and try to take it away from you. :(

I wish more people used words like cronky and potter.

[Virgil]

Granted, but they are forced to live in Korea where no one will understand them.



I wish I could put a smile on people's face at will.

[tn2743]

Granted, but everytime you give a smile, you have to stay at work 1 extra hour to make up for it! :D

I wish I can write really really really well.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted but you can't find a pen/word processor.

I wish my exams were earlier.

[Mililalil XXIV]

This was already fulfilled, and, of coarse, ye were absent then as now!

I wish I hadn't made a mistake today about the calendar with regards to pay day.

[white camellia]

Granted, but you made a mistake about the amount--you paid much more than the required. (Do you mean to receive the wage from your boss or you made a payment?)

I wish I could study art in Europe someday.

[tn2743]

Granted, but after 4 years of art, you realise that you should stick to writing poetry :)

I wish I can cook "chicken chasseur" without burning down the kitchen..or the chicken for that matter.

[white camellia]

Granted, but nobody can eat it.

I wish I could graduate without writing the thesis.

[Transmogrified]

Granted, you have to give an oral presentation!

I wish i knew more people here.

[Nightshade]

granted....now the network haunts your every waking moment whertheryour here or not.

I wish I was discisive:nod:

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! But then, uh, well then you'd be able to, I mean-- I can't decide. Can you make all my decisions from now till death?
I wish for mashed potatoes.

[Nightshade]

granted but the cook cant as it were and so they are made with a the wrong type of potato b theay are partly raw and so its more like lumps of potato skin swimming in milk.

I wish I didnt have such a weakness for milk.

[white camellia]

granted, now you have a weakness for milk venom. :eek:

i wish i could live alone from october this year.

[Chinaski]

Your wish is achievable - live alone.

I wish never to have to deal with forms and bureaucracy - ever again! Oh and call centres count as bureaucracy.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted! You will not be educated, get married, or be able to purchase pretty things.
I wish the morning lasted longer for a good sleep-in.

[optimisticnad]

NOt sure if this is already up and it probably isn't very original but cant think of anything else: I wish wishes came true or...
I wish for more wishes and that way when you get to the last wish of that bunch you can wish for more wishes and etc. etc.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Irish - Granted! The morning now lasts as long as you want - but exactly the same amount of time is added to your working day!

optimisticnad - Read post 1 of the thread - this thread has rules!! :eek2:

I wish I could find a magic carpet in a jumble sale.

[optimisticnad]

oh ok! thanks. um...i spoil yours...how? Ok here goes...

granted, but its on strike.

I wish someone would do my essay on victorian literature due in in two days time.
(does that count as a wish?sorry! :( )

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! I'll do it - but it'll be written in Klingon, backwards and in invisible ink.


I wish I knew how a magic carpet could go on strike! :confused: ;)

[Virgil]

Granted, now you know, so what?


I wish there was no hardship in the world.

[Riesa]

granted, now there is tons of softship. bummer for the sailors.

I wish everyone understood me, and I understood everyone.

[white camellia]

granted, now you have no secrets-everyone possesses a page of your diary, and everyone turns to you whenever they are in trouble and everyone's worry becomes yours.

i wish i were a red camellia under the moon.

[subterranean]

I wish G would finally came up and said something

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, G says Hay! :P... (sorry for the laim wish i have no idea what are you talking about :blush:

I Wish i Would be living In IRELAND.

[TBtheG]

Granted, unfortunately Ireland is out of booze.

I wish none of my wishes would get granted, but seriously, I wish that I could play the piano like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You can now play like Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart - that's the WAM that is Rick Wakeman's pet spaniel - I take it that's who you meant.

I wish Sub would learnt to ruin other people's wishes. :D

[Pendragon]

Granted! Actually, she ruinned this one vicariously.

I wish that the good news was the bad news was wrong. :nod:

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but the bad news turned out to be bad news for your enemy, and good news for you.


I wish I knew what Victorian life was like.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, I can explain. Long boring lesson with me ahead M'lord.

I wish I were on vacations.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but you're stuck with me :D.

I wish it was raining Rolexes.

[ElizabethSewall]

Hehe, not that bad actually...


Granted but they knock your head and leave you scars.

I wish I were dancing right now.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you're dancing the "Funky chicken", which is not very dignified or ladylike.


I wish I had some chocolate.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Still in the beans, old boy.

I wish I had a cup of Earl Grey. Hot.

[Chinaski]

I wish I could click my fingers and sleep. I got a really long day tomorrow and know I won't sleep for ages, but I'll end up drinking more to try to sleep and feel even more ****e in the morning..and I spent the dog food money. But he'll love me just the same.

[Chinaski]

The dog bit was a lie/joke

[Riesa]

Granted! (Pen) but the replicator is broken so you have to make it the old-fashioned way, and the tea strainer pops open and you have little bits of tea floating everywhere and they get stuck in your teeth.

I wish Chinaski would read the first post of this thread. (and feed his dog regularly ;))

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted - but like a hydra, every newbie you educate brings 2 friends to the party - and Chinaski feeds his dog - but gravel - so it gets malnourished and very heavy.


I wish I was friends with Steve Vai

[Chinaski]

Ahhh! Read it. But I don't need yo feed the dog no more <sniff>

Anyway, - you are, but then you realise that he is nothing but a two bit, **** rocking poseur - that sounds like this: <whidddly, whiddly , whiddly, weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>

Obviously not my opinion, but I had to ruin your wish.

Can somebody spoil my previously expressed wish now please - I wish I could click my fingers and sleep.

[TBtheG]

Granted, but you have no fingers.

I wish I didnt have to pay cellphone bill.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Of course they may come get it, but that's a minor issue.


I wish I'd slept in this morning.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted, but you wake up with whiskey on your breath in a strange place with gross looking people that have a small personal space.
I wish for a healthier diet.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the 12 beans and 3 boiled potatos sure taste good.

I wish it was all a dream

[Riesa]

Granted, but of course, it's all a bad dream.

I wish I knew how to make a good sour-dough starter.

[Nightshade]

granted and now you cant ever stomach the thought of eating it

I wish I hadnt had the last slice of the sour dough bread for breakfast when there wont be more for a week :(

[AimusSage]

Granted, someone else ate it and there still won't be more for a week.

I wish I wish what I was wishing for without wishing it first.

[IrishCanadian]

Granted but you get far too confused in the process.
I wish for some sourdough ... to make a huge sandwich (yum).

[AimusSage]

Granted, the sandwich is so big, it drowns in it's own gravity, forming a miniature black hole, right in your kitchen.

I wish I understood what I just said.

[IrishCanadian]

Me too. ... oh uh, granted? Sure I can grant that one, but do with it what you will.
I wish I knew how to grant that last one.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted, you make silly nonsense and log off out of shame.

I wish Milord was online.

[Nightshade]

Granted but to do so your head was detached from your body to give you a diiferant prespective and we are sory to say it was a perminant procedure.

I wish I could stay on the forum all night :D

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! I have kindly nailed your arms to your keyboard so that you have to do exactly that.


I wish you could pay off credit cards with wishes.

[Riesa]

Granted! I can, but you can't. (you did say you.)

I wish could turn colors like a chameleon.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Now you can be any shade of grey you like.


I wish you'd get a more upbeat avatar Ri - pot calling the kettle black I know! :lol: