Make A Wish

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But of course you didn't declare that million dollars - so it's the big house for you! Would you mind getting the soap, please, Bubba's dropped it?


I wish I could stop being sarcastic to people when I really want to be nice to them.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted! But all your frequent politeness still sounds sarcastic.

I wish I could get a certain camera from a newspaper and erase the horrible picture taken of me, before it goes into an anniversary celebration add for my work place!

[Virgil]

Granted, but the picture wins photo of the year contest and is spread across the world.


I wish I wasn't so lazy today.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Sorry, too bone idle to grant that one.

[woeful painter]

Yipes! I think the "laziness" is kind of contagious...I'm actually wishing the same thing myself! :D

But hey, okay, Grant it! But then you become the type A workaholic person who doesn't know when to stop 'till you just pass out!

Man, I hate this life! I wish I'd just drop dead! :lol:

[white camellia]

Granted, but you were then dropt to the inferno and you encountered a beast who was in a horrible hunger for food and you had no one to succor you and you cry out for life ...

I wish my Warrior would come to see me in October this year ...

[white camellia]

Now you're forever stuck with posting on lit net.

Just my pleasure :p

... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

[Riesa]

I wish my Warrior would come to see me in October this year ...Granted! but it turns out your Warrior is the 'Woman Warrior' so it isn't quite what you expected.


I wish I could go see some particular old friends today.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you can only see them on television where they have just been arrested as part of an international dog-napping gang.


I wish I was in a warm country right now.

[Pendragon]

Granted! I'm pretty sure you won't like the locale, however, as it's inside an active volcano...

I wish for the respect of my fellow Homo Sapiens.

[chmpman]

Granted, you are respected by your fellow Satan worshipers.

I wish pizzas didn't take so long to cook in the oven.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! They cook in 3 seconds - but stay frozen.


I wish pennies did come from heaven.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You're pelted to death and transported to the magical land of constant penniless-ness.


I wish strawberries tasted sweeter.

[chmpman]

Granted, a goblin give you one, you become addicted, but can never get another. Have you ever read the Christina Rosseti poem Goblin Market?

I wish I was bowling now.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! One snag though, you're one of the pins.



I wish I knew where I put my book of DH Lawrence's poems.

[chmpman]

Granted, you remember that you sold it.

I wish March Madness was a year-round affair.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, it's a lifelong one, and it consists of jury duty.

I wish I had gone to bed when I first began to tire.

[tn2743]

Granted, you wake up to realise that you missed the Super Bowl.

I wish the bakery next door opens on Sundays... :D

[Pensive]

Granted, But then you will have to starve for other six days.

I wish that I had a magical lamp.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but it's gives black light.

I wish i was smart.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But my dear boy, who has ever said that you were not?


I wish that I could word things so perfectly that I wouldn't have to edit all the time!

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you now write in chinese...

I wish i were Imortal!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! That doesn't stop them from burying you though.


I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.

[belle ringer]

Granted, but you now write in chinese...

As you wish!

...you are now an immortal...

...cockroach. :D

I wish Brad Pitt is rubbing my feet right now.


Granted! That doesn't stop them from burying you though.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow.

You don't have to. YOU got buried. :D


I wish I had more guts.

Granted! You now have three bellies. :D

I still wish Brad Pitt is rubbing my feet right now and loving it!

[Riesa]

Granted, but it's 50 years from now and he's just very old, papery and smells terrible.

I wish I had more guts.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you know weigh 200 pounds! you have more guts :p...

I wish i was not born In Isreal.

[belle ringer]

Granted! You now have three bellies.

I still wish Brad Pitt is rubbing my feet right now and loving it!

[Pensive]

- - - - - - - -

[woeful painter]

Granted! You are now born in Antartica (and is stuck there)!

I wish I could walk on the sun!

[belle ringer]

Argh, argh and double argh. I give up. hehehe.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you find that there are other people living on the Sun, and they're all really mean.

I wish I had a coffee machine..

[white camellia]

Granted, but it seems that you accidentally breaks it the first time you use it.

I wish I wouldn't have ghastful dreams any more ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But all of your ghastly dreams come true.


I wish I was a bus driver.

[white camellia]

Granted, and every sad girl on your bus wants to date you ... Poor Popular Driver ...

I wish I were a ghost to haunt anyone I want to ... :D

[Virgil]

Granted, but ghost busters cause you to evaporate and begone.


I wish I could have a stress free day. Just one.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! - 2nd June 1746 - oops, you missed it!


I wish I hadn't had such a big pudding.

[Riesa]

Granted, now you are allergic to desert, and if you eat anything sweet ever again, you'll just drop dead.

I wish I had some salt and vinegar chips.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but they are from 1902... Bon apetit :p...

I wish i was a millioner.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You did say milliner didn't you? Now you make hats for a living.


I wish I had a pet Tiger.

[Riesa]

Granted, but you get stranded on a desert isle with him, and he's hungry.

I wish I had a million bucks.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! 1,000,000 bucks - may I ask what you intend doing with all of those deer? And how you're going to feed them all?


I wish I could read in my sleep.

[Riesa]

Granted, but now you dream on your feet.

I wish I could understand physics.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, but you are left without any friends...

I wish i had dreadlocks.

[Virgil]

Granted, but your hair gets completely tangled and needs to be shaved.


I wish I had an ipod.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! It comes with 200 copies of Celine Dion's greatest hits permanently installed.


I wish there was enough room in my place for all my stuff.

[kilted exile]

Granted, you get robbed.

I wish I didnt have to give this presentation on Wednesday.

[samercury]

Granted...you have to give it tomorrow

I wish fears didn't come true

[Riesa]

Granted, but neither do dreams.

I wish I was a mermaid.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. With your arrival, Death Valley now has a population of two. For about an hour.


I wish that Billy Crystal were ten years younger.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Why?


I wish for a tall ship and a star to sail her by...

[RobinHood3000]

Because then we'd get ten more years of hysterical comedy (plus he'd have a better shot at the 100th Oscars).

Granted. You also get exactly one glass of water to sail on.


I wish for a new rubber eraser.

[Riesa]

excuse me?

Ummm, granted...enjoy.


I wish I was livin' life in the fast lane.

[RobinHood3000]

It means ERASER, you sickos!!!


Granted. You're now permanently trapped in an Eagles album.


I wish for some white-out (I feel like office supplies, dunno why).

[chmpman]

Granted, you now have a gallon of white-out. Have fun.

I wish I had a better memory.

[RobinHood3000]

As opposed to a used one, where you're from?

Granted. You remember every horribly embarrassing moment you've ever had like it was five minutes ago.


I wish for a highlighter. And white-out.

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are now an android...

I wish I had some idea of what was going on...

[Riesa]

Granted, but you find out that nothing really is.

I wish I was sailing out over the sea.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Looks like I better go with you, as I can't keep up!

I wish Robin's wishes would never backfire!

[tn2743]

Granted. It's another Robin.

I wish I wasn't raining.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. You're not--the clouds are.


I wish for a pizza.

[white camellia]

Granted, but it's not edible, degenerative-it stinks!

I wish I were 30 now.

[Pendragon]

Um, Granted, although if you haven't yet reached that age, it's isn't all that great! If you are PAST it, however, 30 looks pretty good...

I wish that I might wake up and find the last 12 years to have been just a dream...

[white camellia]

Granted, well, you've had a 12 year-long dream, but all your beloved things out of that dream are gone the moment you wake up.

I wish there were no countries in the world ...

[Riesa]

Granted! It's a great wish, but it's because we blew the world up.

I wish I could visit the distant future to see how it all turns out.

[Pensive]

Granted, But then you will get lost in future and forum members will miss you.

I wish that I was a singer.

[Riesa]

Granted, but you are a Singer sewing machine.

I wish we had more than one moon.

[Pensive]

Granted, But then the all of them would be a mixture of Brown and Black.

I wish that people will start visiting Neverland more than often.

[tn2743]

Granted, but it will turn into a amusement park and people would have to pay and stand in long queues.

I wish I take a shower without getting wet again.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Because your shower now sprays sand instead of water.


I wish I could do magic tricks.

[smilingtearz]

Granted..but how about black magic, ONLY??

I wish I score well in my exams...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted..but how about black magic, ONLY??

Cool :brow:

[Riesa]

I wish I score well in my exams...
Granted; but it's your eye exam, and you fail all your school exams.

I wish I had a pet leprechaun.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but just like in the movie he kills everyone.






I wish for a pet chimp.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted - one of those cannibals discussd on another thread - and he sees you as one of the family! :eek2:


I wish I had a tuna sandwich.

[adilyoussef]

I wish I had a wish.

[Riesa]

How bout you wish XC had a tuna sandwich?

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Too late. I already made a cheese one. :lol:

[Ryduce]

Too late. I already made a cheese one. :lol:


Lucky bastard.I'm starving.

[tn2743]

I wish paintball ammunition were free.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Everyone has a marker except you.


I wish Keanu Reeves was a better actor.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now all the other stink, and box office recipts go down the drain.

I wish Blackmask hadn't printed the Doc Savage double-novels I didn't have so that I would have to buy four books to get two. Still, that a lot cheaper than paying for the original Bantams!

[Virgil]

Granted, now they were never printed to begin with.


I wish breakfest was prepared for me.

[white camellia]

Granted, enjoy it with my dog, and don't forget that you are going to prepare lunch and supper; and here is only a bowl of rice left , use it wisely .

I wish I don't hate western-style food that much .

[Virgil]

Granted, but now you become fat, just like the rest of us.

[Side question, do you have a dog, Camellia?]


I wish my dog would lose a few pounds.

[white camellia]

Granted, but after that painful period(to him/her, female or male?), your dog becomes a real 'guttler', then you can imagine that ... :D

I wish MY DOG (She'll be six years old this summer and is single, named A Hu which means Tiger in English) would not feel regret for her life without a mate, never.

[Virgil]

Granted, but now she regrets living with you. (Only kidding. Is she fixed?)

[My dog is a female and her name is Brandi. You can see a picture of her and me in the photo album thread. There is also another picture in there of me and my previous dog Sasha, who had passed away a few years ago.]

I wish Sasha could come back to life.

[white camellia]

Granted, but she's now a beast incarnate (just thought of 'Beauty & Beast). Hint: Give her a kiss, and she'll come back ...)

I wish someone 's going to treat me on my birthday this year ... in a five-star hotel ... :blush: (I probably sound really tacky here)

Sasha is a lovely name, but not like an English name ..

Do you mean "passed away" by "fixed" ? If so, well, she's sleeping beside me right now ... :D

[Virgil]

Do you mean "passed away" by "fixed" ? If so, well, she's sleeping beside me right now ... :D
:lol:
No, excuse me for laughing. I know english is not your first language. "Fixed" is a euphomism for surgically altering their genitals so they cannot breed. For instance, removing a testical on a male dog or removing the uterus of a female dog.

[white camellia]

:eek2: :blush: :lol:



My God ...


Well, I don't think I'll forget what it (fixed) means the rest of my life ... Thank you, Virgil, I can really learn English here ... :D
Hmm, that's a sacred, sort of, place of her body to me, I won't touch it ... and will not allow others to ...

[tn2743]

granted, but the party theme will be "fixed" :)

I wish my classes didn't start so early..

[Virgil]

:eek2: :blush: :lol:



My God ...


Well, I don't think I'll forget what it (fixed) means the rest of my life ... Thank you, Virgil, I can really learn English here ... :D
Hmm, that's a sacred, sort of, place of her body to me, I won't touch it ... and will not allow others to ...
;) Well, hopefully no male dogs will touch it either or you're going to have puppies on your hands. :nod:

[rachel]

classes didn't start today.....
granted they start in ten years and you will be much older when you graduate.

I wish I could come to a decision once and for all about something.

[Riesa]

Why do I sense Rachel's antennae rotating towards the Make a Wish thread!



I wish my classes didn't start so early..

Granted, now they start later but you have to drive 4 hours to get to them.
I wish I could go see 'Long Day's Journey Into Night' somewhere.

[Riesa]

wow! that was amazing! I got sidetracked and guess who shows up! :wave:




I wish I could come to a decision once and for all about something.


Granted, but it's the last decision you have the freedom of choice to make, everything else for the rest of your life has already been decided for you in a not so great way.

[Virgil]

Granted, now they start later but you have to drive 4 hours to get to them.
I wish I could go see 'Long Day's Journey Into Night' somewhere.
That is a great play. I've been thinking of re-reading it lately. I haven't read it for a long time.

[rachel]

me either, I found it riveting.

granted darling Riesa(the play I mean) but it becomes part of your life and you have to live out the Long Day's Journey forever. :rage:

I wish I could hike the hill behind the house without mr. rattlesnake getting me or someone calling me to come back, because I want to gather some things to make for gifts and you just can't go to the store to get t hem...sigh...

[Pendragon]

Granted! You are now rattle-snake proof!

I wish for everyone to read the poem I left on the Perfect World thread.

[Pensive]

Granted and it is a beautiful poem.

I wish that my mother will be home very soon.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but she's got a list of chores - yes, chores - for you - yes, you - longer than a mile - that's right, a country mile!

I wish I had more hours in the day!

[Pensive]

Granted, but then you would have to spend those hours in the company of the person you find boring.

I wish that teacher will give us less homeworks and tests.

[smilingtearz]

Granted! Now you stay at school and do it all as classwork...You are now exempted from Tests though..

umm.. I wish I had lots of new clothes..

[Pendragon]

Granted, but they are for Barbie, not you....

I wish I didn't feel as if an anvil were hanging over my head!

[smilingtearz]

Granted! It's now in your tummy.........

I wish all my friends would be online at the same time that i am!

[Virgil]

Granted. Too nice a wish to undermine.

I wish I hadn't forgotten to put water in my coffee pot. Now it's burnt.

[smilingtearz]

Granted! But you put pepper instead of the coffee powder!

I wish... umm..there were no exams!

[Virgil]

Granted, but now you never graduate.


I wish I saw the total eclispe today, wherever that was.

[smilingtearz]

Granted!But you saw it through naked eyes!!

I wish i could look into the future......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But it's going to be difficult crossing roads when you can only see the cars that will be there in a year's time!


I wish I had a statue by Barbara Hepworth in my front garden.

[rachel]

oh granted, but then all the pigeons in the world visit her and her relatives think you are a cad for not cleaning her work each day. :D
i wish I could fly like Peter Pan and take the children to the Taj Mahal

[Riesa]

Granted, but Tink gets there ahead of you all and gets the lost boys to shoot you down, ouch.

I wish I was drinking espresso in Zurich.

[Virgil]

granted. I wish I was with you (with our families, unless people get the wrong thought)


I wish all my aging relatives would stop aging.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Now you age for all of them. that gives you about 3 hours till you hit 70 - better get busy. :D


I wish Microsoft Help actually helped.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. It helps you program your VCR, but is still useless when maintaining your PC.


I wish for a magnet. Just cuz.

[AimusSage]

Granted, the magnet is so powerfull, all your arrow tips are stuck to it.

I wish it was the 27th of november

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! It was - on the 27th of November!


I wish all wishes were that easy to grant.

[Pendragon]

Granted! They are-- in here. Out in the nasty now-and-now is a different story.

I wish I could get one person to understand me.

[chmpman]

Granted, but that one person is strictly a Conscientious Observer of what goes on in your mind and life.

I wish I had the dictionary memorized.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but not the English dictionary!

I wish I never felt tired.

[chmpman]

Actually, the Spanish dictionary would be muy beneficial.

Granted, but you never get to experience the joys of falling asleep after a long day of strenuous activity.

I wish I could find a store that has a decent selection of cassette tapes for my car.

[Pendragon]

Granted! But that Conscientious Observer you stuck me with also selects your music for you.

I wish I was less easily irritated.

[rachel]

granted dear Pen, but now you are so lay back that everyone takes advantage of you causing you to weep uncontrollably twenty hours of the day.

I wish for one hour I could grant wishes to anyone who asks. sigh......

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but this takes your eyes off the clock, so that a few of the "grants" are overtime, and the customers dissatisfied.

I wish I could plan night and day.

[Riesa]

Granted, but you tend to plan all the daytime activities at night, and royally mess up the days.

I wish I could shrink some people down to pocket size.

[Virgil]

Granted, but then like the lilliputians they bound you with rope.


I wish I could be six inches taller.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. It's malignant.


I wish for a pair of safety scissors.

[Ryduce]

Granted,but you still manage to hurt yourself.Now you feel like an idiot.






I wish I was a freaking genius.

[Virgil]

Granted. Now you are freaky.

I wish I didn't have to take the garbage out.

[rachel]

granted but after a while you see brandi packing a suitcase and she tells you she will not live with pigs.

I wish there were no more droughts and famine ever again.

[samercury]

Granted...but now there are floods every day

I wish...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...Granted!

But I wish...

[myself]

granted but no wish will be granted

i wish i could go to the moon and back in one day

[Nightshade]

granted but you brake down on the moon and are forced to live there.

I wish that I wasnt so tierd


:yawn_b

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are not tired now, but will be for the rest of your life.

I wish I didn't wish this wish.

[tn2743]

Granted, but I get to keep the time machine afterwards.

I wish my MP3 player wasn't broken.

[hera-on-earth]

Granted! but u would never know its worth!

I wish days were not so boring right now!

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You're head has just been repossessed, your body has been sold to slave-traders, your house has started spinning uncontrollably at odd hours of the day and night and your country has just declared war against it's own population. Interesting enough for you now? :D


I wish guitar strings grew back if you leave them for a few minutes.

[tn2743]

Granted, but they keep growing!

I wish it would stop raining for 2 minutes while I run out and buy some food for dinner.

[Riesa]

Granted! Now it's hailing golf-balls, and you get struck in the head and have to be rushed to the ER.

I wish it only took me two minutes to get food for dinner.

[Nightshade]

granted but then the food would be loaded in E numbers carsenogens and all those other lovley additves.

I wish I had wings.

:D

[Riesa]

Granted, but they are ostrich wings.

I wish the sky was polka-dotted.

[Nightshade]

granted but its only becasue its fallend down in bits.

I wish I hadnt promised to take my sisters to the cinema.

:D

[Riesa]

Granted, you promised to clean their rooms for the next three years.

I wish I had a homemade peach-pie.

[Nightshade]

granted but the dishes ah the dishes ((g))

Iwish this fit of giggle would pass

[Virgil]

Granted, now you're in a fit of tears. :bawling:


I wish I wasn't addicted to chewing sugarless gum.

[myself]

granted but you will be addicted to chewing sugar gum

i wish life was fun

[Virgil]

No need to grant it. It already is, you just need to see it.

I wish reading didn't take up any time and I instantly could absorbed a book.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you will read every book there is in one week and get really really bored after!

I wish I can just go to bed and a fairy will come and finish my report for me.

[myself]

granted but she will do it wrong

i wish i could read the PAM above me's name

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but you still can't pronounce it - none of us can!


I wish I could smell pepper without sneezing.

[tn2743]

Granted, but now you sneeze when you smell fried chicken!

I wish my favourite game, 'the alphabetical story game', would progess a little faster.

[Nightshade]

granted you cry instead and sneeze at onions ( my sister is like this wierd or what!)

I wish I didnt have to get up now

[Jay]

Granted. You blend in with the chair you're sitting in.

I wish I could selectively read minds.

[Virgil]

Granted, with your new job, you will have to.

I wish I was in a suana right now.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you're missing live golf action!!

I wish I can sleep in tomorrow.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! You can sleep in a ditch tomorrow.



I wish wisdom teeth didn't keep reminding you that they're there.

[Virgil]

granted, now let's extract all your teeth.


I wish I wouldn't crave ice cream every night.

[Jay]

Granted, you get sick at a mere mention of ice cream from now on.
(Please remove yourself away from the keyboard... ice cream! Did it work?) :p

I wish 5 minutes of sleep would be as good as 5 hours.

[Virgil]

Granted, but your family throws you out of the house for keeping them up all the time.


I wish I could see into the future.

[Nightshade]

granted but now your blind to the importance of the presnt so miss all those moments that make life worth while (like eating icecream :brow: )


I wish I had gotten up earlier.
edit should that be got ?? :confused: :confused:

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but the thing you wanted to get up for got up even earlier!

I wish I could grow a banana tree in my yard.

[smilingtearz]

Granted.. Now you have only a banana tree in your yard, NOTHING ELSE grows!

I wish I were born genius... and then did not have to study..

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but you weren't born until you studied.

I wish I didn't have so many things to have to do tomorrow.

[smilingtearz]

Granted. you've got loose-motions :lol:.. stay in bed or the loo!

I wish it was spring forever...

[tn2743]

Granted, but there's no Christmas.

I wish it would rain really heavily right now to wash the bird poo off my window :(

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, but it overflows into your window!

I wish I had a second supper on hand.

[smilingtearz]

Granted... it rains so hard that the bird poop runs off your window... but the bird poop from the window above runs down ..eww..watery.. and the rain suddenly stops... the sun shines... dreis off that watery..ummm..muck.. are we back to square one?? :D

I wish I'd go study!!

[tn2743]

Granted, but you'll have to stop talking to us!

I wish can have Magneto's power.

[smilingtearz]

Granted, but you're as old as he is... and you look old too

I wish I could multi task.. study and be here!

[Pendragon]

Granted! Enjoy your new laptop!

I wish my poetry to be gathered in a book and published.

[AimusSage]

Granted, but it is such a big succes you can't walk the street without people asking for your autograph.

I wish the internship would start already.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you have no time off.


I wish the house didn't need cleaning.

[Riesa]

Granted! it needs firemen...Quick!

I wish I didn't have to do paperwork.

[Virgil]

Granted, but the IRS wants to know why?


I wish I could be a lead singer of a rock band.

[Joleena]

granted, but no one will buy your records! :D

I wish I had my diploma yet.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--you're forced at gunpoint to use it for toilet paper.


I wish for a wizard chess set.

[chmpman]

Granted, but the wizards are in tutus.

I wish the sun would come out in a bit.

[Riesa]

Granted, it comes out just long enough for you to see that it's hurtling towards the earth and we're all gonna die!

I really wish I wouldn't have just dropped my lunch all over the floor and the dog wasn't eating it.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Granted, it's all over your keyboard, and your dog is eating his off the monitor!

I wish I was more confident on the spur of the moment at all times.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But especially confident when you are completely wrong and about to make a cretin of yourself.


I wish there was such a word as Kalphloxyhedron.

[AimusSage]

Granted, it's the only word you can say for the rest of your life.

I wish tuesday was not just another tuesday

[chmpman]

Granted, it's Black Tuesday

I wish for a never-ending container of chip dip.

[myself]

granted but no bananas will grow

i wish i could travel the world.

[chmpman]

Granted, you make a loop five feet in radius around the South Pole.

I wish that cute girl who works in another department at my work would stop to chat for a bit tonight.

[myself]

granted but she will bore till you say " i wish i didnt make this wish"

i wish i like invesible gilr from the fantastic four!!!!

[Pendragon]

Granted! But as you don't have her special suit, you will have to walk around-- well, let's just say you better hope your powers don't wear off in the wrong place!

I wish I had brains like Reed Richards.

[Riesa]

Granted! (who?) But unfortunately he develops Alzheimer's right as you get his brains! :eek: (ribbon for alzheimer's btw)

I wish I had a large collection of hats like someone around here.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! but you grow a new head for each of them and end up walking around looking like Night's avatar!


I wish I could persuade people to like me for who I am and not who they think I am.

[Virgil]

Granted. Who are you? Pete Townshend is suing you for using his lyrics.


I wish I was out partying like when I was twenty years younger on a frday night.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But you're going to have a hangover like you're twenty years older to compensate!


I wish I could understand women.

[Helga]

Granted, you realize how confusing and strange the mind of a women is and you'll wish you'll never see another women... (I don't think that even women understand women, at least I don't).


I wish I was feeling better and I wouldn't feel so dizzy all the time.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! This course of 75 daily injections into the eye should help. :eek2:
(Sorry, that was horrible)


I wish I was going back to Iceland this year.

[Pendragon]

Granted! Sealed in a block if ice, however.

I wish people would realize that somethings are so pointless to argue about that its tireing!

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but now everyone agree on everything and you feel bored.

I wish I could be outside instead of stuck in my flat with too much homework

[smilingtearz]

Granted!.. you went out and dropped your house keys somewhere... now you're outside and how do you complete your homework to be submitted tomorrow?

I wish I could have oranges right now..

[Nightshade]

granted but theyre growing from your ears.


I wish I could shake off this bad feeling I have.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But that much Prozac can't be good for you!


I wish I knew the difference between **** and shinola.

[Riesa]

http://www.corpun.com/6581.jpg oh, well, you just stepped in one, and now you need the other.

I wish I was feelin' groovy.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, you've died and come back as an LP of "Disco Inferno."


I wish for a light bulb.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Unfortunately, it's got a left-handed thread so it won't fit in any socket.

(Riesa - Now that I know what shinola is they are quite easy to tell apart - I always thought it was shiny hair cream! :lol:)

I wish that meat wasn't made out of animals.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now it's made out of something that looks sort of like shinola (but isn't).


I wish for cereal.

[chef]

granted. you can go to any store and there will be no cereal.

i wish the week end never had an END

[chmpman]

Granted, you just get the beginning and middle.

I wish for a new electrical shaver.

[Riesa]

Granted! but it can only shave electricity.

I wish I had fifteen minutes of fame.

[chmpman]

Granted, but you get famous for having the most posts on the LitNet!

I wish George Mason proved to be a real Cinderella story team.

[Riesa]

(ouch, that would be a nightmare)

Granted! but now they they can't play basketball, 'cuz they have to wear glass slippers.. (basketball team? I took a wild gander)

I wish I didn't just burn my tongue.

[chmpman]

(I hope that doesn't scare you off though)

College basketball. I like the underdogs (I don't even know where George Mason is)

Granted, but now it's frozen to a pole.

I wish I had someone to cook me dinner.

[emily655321]

Granted, but it's Hannibal Lecter.

I wish I had more energy.

[chmpman]

Granted, but the energy is in the form of matter on your hips.

I wish I would hear back about my internship application.

[emily655321]

Granted, but the energy is in the form of matter on your hips.:lol: But I have that kind already, consarnit!

Granted, but you mistakenly sent it to the judges of the Little Lord Fauntelroy Beauty Pageant & Lollypop-licking Competition. Complimentary photo souvenirs by Kodak.

I wish I could cut, color, and re-grow my hair at will, like the tails on some of my old My Little Pony toys.

[Virgil]

Granted, but you get famous for having the most posts on the LitNet!

I wish George Mason proved to be a real Cinderella story team.
I'm pulling for George Mason too.

Granted, now your face is the back end of a jackass.

I wish I wasn't so relaxed.

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! Every time you start relaxing from now on, a leprechaun with a trumpet will appear and startle you into alertness again.


I wish common sense was common.

[Nightshade]

granted as common as muck and twice as worthless, and so nothing new is ever invented because" darrrrling its ludricous people cant fly wheres your common sense?" :brow:

I wish whenb you lose wieght it stayed lost.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you keep losing weight untill you snap in two with the lightest breeze.

I wish for a fast and exciting pen to write with.

[Nightshade]

granted but after a series of hair raising adventures involving a 100 year old turtle a depressive genie and a meglomaniac Sloth you find you prefer dull and ordinary after all...now isnt it a shame you went and lost your soul? :lol:

I wish my imagination would stop running away with me :D

[AimusSage]

Granted, you are now offically the most boring person in the world

I wish Night wasn't that boring anymore :p

[Nightshade]

Grantyed now shes jumped on a ferry in her prom/wedding guest/ fancy dress to the netherlands to strong arm you into helping her spreading smilies and visiting all the forum members in their various countries ( of course youll have to bring your wedding dress too. :brow: :lol: )

I wish Aimus really did have a genie( it would make travelling easier) :p

[AimusSage]

Granted, unfortunately the genie never learned how to read maps, and on our quest to spread the smilies, we accidentely end up on the north pole.

I wish the north pole wasn't as cold as it is. :cold:

[Nightshade]

Granted now its melted and weve been caught by the Penguins (its all your fault!: :rage: ) :p

I wish I had some choclate.

[Virgil]

Granted, but it makes you break out with pimples.


I wish it was always as beautiful out as today.

[Nightshade]

granted but then you take it for granted.

I wish I havent scared aimus away

[AimusSage]

Granted, he's back, but is having a profound and deep conversation with the pinguins, who are really just misunderstood

I wish the pinguins would speak with the polar bears, and not always snub them like they do.

[Nightshade]

granted but it turns out the polar bears have a bone to pick with the penguin (literally! :eek: )

I wish that hungry bear would stop staring at me.

[AimusSage]

Granted, he is no longer staring at you, but the licking of the face isn't much better.

I wish the genie had better map reading skills.

[Nightshade]

granted it turns out he means for us to die in the north pole!


I wish Id thought to bring a cheesecake.:p

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Granted! But it's a gorgonzola, salami and apricot cheesecake and it's been in a warm room for a week.


I wish I knew what to wish for.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you wish for a big truck filled with salmon.

I wish the genie forgot what he was doing and brought us safely to a nice and warm tropical island.

[Nightshade]

granted unfortunatytly tropical means tsy fly! :eek:

I wish we figured away to escape the genie once and for all.

[AimusSage]

Granted, we asked the genie to stop harassing us, and he put us on a spaceship bound for mars.

I wish mars was like earth.

[Nightshade]

Granted war disease pollution, home away from home!

I wish I hadnt just thought of EBR's version of Life on mars.

[AimusSage]

Granted, you instead you thought about the mean aliens from mars, and now they are out to get you, because they telepathically sensed you thinking about them. :eek:

I wish the aliens from mars would tell me why they are so obsessed about soccer.

[Nightshade]

granted now your all playing football

I wish amius would realise that These martian have a cookery book on eating humans and are just distracting him with soccer:eek2:

[AimusSage]

Granted, I introduce to them a cookbook with more culinairely challenging recepies, causing them to steal all the livestock from earth.

I wish the martians didn't take everything to such extremes.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted--the Martians are friendly, but boy, the Venusians are ticked.


I wish I had some hot chocolate.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but it is too hot so your tongue is burnt and you don't taste it.

I wish I had a new dress.

[tn2743]

Granted, but it won't be in red and black!

I wish I can make someone smile.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, Green Arrow becomes your favorite superhero. (And will you look at that--I'm smiling :D!!)


I wish for a pet parrot.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but he doesn't speak a single word.

I wish I were outside.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you will have to smile constantly.

I wish I were next to my love.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but she doesn't look like her anymore.

I wish I could realise other people's wishes.

[tn2743]

Granted, but all their wishes are for you.

I wish I can grant wishes without having to ruin them.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you break the rules and are thrown out of the thread.

I wish I had a koala or a fluff one.

[tn2743]

Granted, but ...I'm going to get thrown out!

I wish I run a big toy shop.

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you make no money because you give all the toys to poor kids.

I wish I had wings.

[tn2743]

Granted, but you have to fly 300 miles immediately.

I wish I had wings!

[ElizabethSewall]

Granted but you are exhausted from wanting to go too far.

I wish I hadn't to leave the forum right now.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, your chair was superglued yesterday, and you can't move from the spot.


I wish for a paper clip.

[woeful painter]

Granted, it's a 5 story high paper clip that weighs a ton! :D

I wish my dog would be just like any other dog who licks her master's face and not bite me all the time as her form of greeting! :mad:

[Pendragon]

Granted! Now he sleeps all the time, digs up the yard, and deposits nasty things on your neighbor's lawn...

I wish I had a little dog...

[Riesa]

granted! but he's so annoying you end up drop-kicking him and going to jail for animal abuse.

I wish for an everlasting gobstopper.

[smilingtearz]

Granted.. Its really really really big and delivered right at your front doorstep, so now you figure out how to eat it, and then of course you could always make use of the back door to move in and out.. or the windows?

I wish I could have a new phone..