Make A Wish

[stephofthenight]

granted but nothing would change because there would still be the same diffrence and ppl would seem just as stupid or smart as before...

i wish life was diffrent

p.s. im getting an owl aug.27th! i hope the other pets dont die...

[pinkmoon]

I hope so

I wish the earth will have no water shortage in my life.:bawling:

[Shurtugal]

granted... it floods.

i wish that everyone would come on literature network and once.

[stephofthenight]

granted...but then litnetwork is filled with nonsence and it oses its personal touch and familyness...just a bunch of people you dont know


i wish that everyone who hasnt been found would be ok..

[Shalot]

granted...but then litnetwork is filled with nonsence and it oses its personal touch and familyness...just a bunch of people you dont know


i wish that everyone who hasnt been found would be ok..

well that's a wish I won't ruin (taking a cue from Pendragon :nod:).

I wish it would rain tomorrow.

[stephofthenight]

granted...but now i have to worry about the house flooding again...

i wish that the people who built the hosue would have been smart enough not to build it in a bowl...so it floods everytime it rains...

[applepie]

Granted, but then you are not in the place you call home.

I wish that everyday would be sunny and warm...

[Pensive]

Granted, but then those who love rain would start wishing the other way, and wish-acceptor would get confused and turn the world dark, neither sunny nor rainy. Doesn't sound too good, does it!

I wish a friend appears today and say hi to me!

[pinkmoon]

granted, here I am >>>> and Hi
I saw you yesterday walking in 3rd street in neverland
you were alone looking for a friend to say hi:D

I wish that Spring will be longer next year:)

[Pendragon]

Granted! You will Spring so far foward that the Fall back might be fatal...

Wish I had a dollar for every stupid question I've been asked.

[stephofthenight]

granted, that blue guy will give u a mmillion dollars...

[zanna]

I wish stephoftehenight would have left me a wish to ruin. ;)

[bluevictim]

Granted, but I ruin it before you do.

I wish I could type faster.

[stephofthenight]

lol actualy i ruined it first!
granted but you ruin your keboard and nails doing so...

i wish that i was a rockstar!!!

[Bakiryu]

granted but you'll begin to get stalked by weird people and have no fun.

I wish school didn't begin til next year.

[Pendragon]

It doesn't. The school year has nothing to do with the real year however...

I wish I really had the time to both critique all poems and write my own as well...

[stephofthenight]

granted, but u have even less time for sleeping therforth your muse runns away and your poems are no longer full of brilliance and emotion.

i wish love didnt hurt so much

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted!!! Love doesn't hurt at all, but now the one you love keeps giving you unwanted attention. So much so, that you get sick and vomit all the time.:lol:

I wish I was alone.:(

[stephofthenight]

granted, but now all your friends worry about you, and wish you where back in there life...

and i wouldnt mind if she wouldnt ignore me right now.:(

i wish that i could be an amazing poet...

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted!!! But poems are considered to be overated nowadays.:lol:

I wish...For love.:blush:

[stephofthenight]

granted, but you are to silly to see that the person you veiw as a friend realy cares about you as more then friends.

i wish that the world was perfect

[Neo_Sephiroth]

granted, but you are to silly to see that the person you veiw as a friend realy cares about you as more then friends.

i wish that the world was perfect

Would that friend be...You?:blush:

Granted!!! But the world would be sooooo boring.:p

I wish that the world was filled with chaos!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Tabula_Rasa]

Granted! But isnt that the case already....

I wish for a room of my own...

[kitten]

granted. but then who would share your toys?

i wish for a fulfilling job...

[stephofthenight]

granted, but now you wish you had less to do and your family begins to suffer

i wish i had the courage to go thru with it.

[Weeping Willow]

Done, you do but it turns to blow back in your face big time.... thats life !

I wish ill one day be able to visit all my friends in the states..

[Shalot]

granted, but you only get to visit them in one state - the state of insanity

I wish I was finished with my chores

[Weeping Willow]

DOne but nit took you so long that everyone you know is gone now and you left alone in the cruel sad world..

I wish i knew how i like them apples.

[Shalot]

Granted, you now know how you like those apples but you were so bothered by the incorrect grammar that you went insane and spent the rest of your days with a Harbrace standing on the street corner dressed in a white shirt and black tie shouting the rules of grammar and usage, chapter by chapter. The church people who hand out tiny New Testaments were scared of you, and took their bibles elsewhere. And lots of people went to hell because they missed the opportunity to hear readings from the good book.

I wish the weekend was just beginning instead of just ending.

[stephofthenight]

granted, but now your weekend last forever and you quickly bore with the routine nothingness and structurelessness *yes its a word* of it and go insane!

i wish things where diffrent

[stephofthenight]

Would that friend be...You?:blush:

Granted!!! But the world would be sooooo boring.:p

I wish that the world was filled with chaos!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


i dont know, what do you think neo?:blush:

i wish that people wouldunderstnad how shy i am nd refuse to embarss me!!!:lol:

[Neo_Sephiroth]

i dont know, what do you think neo?:blush:

i wish that people wouldunderstnad how shy i am nd refuse to embarss me!!!:lol:

...Umm...Nah!:lol: It couldn't be.:p

Granted!!! People does understand...But now that they understand how you feel, they feel that's it's too much of a hassle to talk to you at all!!! Ahhhh!!!

I wish that people would quit asking me if I'm excited to go on my mission soon.:flare:

[kitten]

granted. but having people ignore your impending mission will make you think they don't care.

i wish i didn't have to travel to a different office 2 days a week.

[Pensive]

Granted but then you would have to travel to a different office three days a week! :p

I wish people would even stop smacking children.

[stephofthenight]

granted, but now everychild can ge away with anything and the jails are overflowing and crime jumps unbelivably high...

i wish that people whernt so stupid

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted...Everybody is a genius...Genius tend to be "nerdy"...And "nerdy" people tend to be "weird"

I wish Steph wasn't mad at me right now...:(

[stephofthenight]

granted...but now steph doesnt have enough self respect to give people space, when they say shes obsessive...

i wish men wernt so stupid sometimes...

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted...Now men are idiots...Wait...Uh...That's how it's always been.

I wish that this whole situation would be worked out by the end of the day.

[stephofthenight]

granted...but umm now the whole thing is in public


i wish i had a new puppy

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted. But the puppy is pooping machine. "It" comes out while he is sitting still, running, sleeping and/or whatever it is that puppies do.

I wish that I didn't feel so bad right now.

[stephofthenight]

granted a cute little kitty comes and curls up in your lap....

i wish i could give you a hug and make you feel better

[Neo_Sephiroth]

granted a cute little kitty comes and curls up in your lap....

i wish i could give you a hug and make you feel better

Ummm...Your I think that you're suppose to turn my wish into something horrible...:sick:

Eh, make an exception this time.:D

Granted. You gave me a hug and make me feel better...But the hug is too long and tight that I can't breath.:sick:

I wish for a pet dragon. Word.

[stephofthenight]

granted but he steps on your house, burns down your city and eats your new kitty...not a good ideal

i wish i had pet penguin

[Bakiryu]

granted but the penguin has to live in your refrigerator and is now eating all your food.

I wish I was a better guitar player.

[stephofthenight]

granted but now you make me look bad!!!

i wish that i could get a hippapatumas for chirstmas, becasue only a hippapatumas will dooooo

[Pendragon]

Hummm. I might grant that, if I knew what one was. A Hippopotamus, perhaps?

I wish doctors would go back to being doctors instead of members of medical associations, so that maybe you could get a straight answer!

[stephofthenight]

hmm mkay...i want a hippapautamas for chirstmas, its like 5&6 year olds singing this song, and its intentionaly spelled wrong and they lyrics are all sloppy its the bestest cristmas song ever lol...so ywah

and granttttttttted but there handwriting still sucks and you cant read the strait answer

i wish my handwriting was better then a doctors:D

[Shalot]

granted but that's the only thing you're better than anyone at and since they won't hire you to pen the prescriptions, you're unemployable so you hang out on the interstate with a "I need food" sign

I wish I hadn't been invited to that stupid party. I don't want to go. Granted, I would be mad if they didn't invite but I don't want to go. I just don't want to go. I wish I hadn't been invited...

[stephofthenight]

granted..the party is cancelled but now you hang out on litnet all week non stop..how pathetic...wait, thats what i do :blush: lol jk jk

i wish i was superwomen!!!

[Bakiryu]

Granted but now you're being chased by Bachelor supermen who wont leave you alone!

I wish my computer was connected to my brain!

[Shalot]

granted but you don't have any control over what the computer accesses and what is typed in forums and instant messenger etc and as a result all the people on your forums and myspace etc can read your most secret thoughts.
It's the worst kind of Big Brother and you brought it on yourself.

I wish I could do what I want, when I want, how I want

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. But you never know what you want.

I wish I get to keep this room.

[Pensive]

Granted, but on the terms that you would stay away from computer for a whole year.

I wish the person I am hoping to chat with appears online!

[stephofthenight]

granted, but your computer suddenly messes up, and wont work with litnet?
bummer eh'

i wish that i was a starfishe'y

[rabid reader]

Granted, you are now a starfish. But you life is miserable because these blasted scientists keep chopping off your limbs in hopes to discover a way for humans to regenerate. Your constant pain makes you wish to end it all, but all your attempts fail because of the damn regeneration.... you are an immortal starfish.

I wish for a beautiful and wonderful sandwich for me to eat

[barbara0207]

Granted. The sandwich looks juicy and lovely, and it's got all the things on it that you like. But when you bite in you notice (too late!) it's made of hard plastic and you ruin two of your front teeth and have to go to the dentist's immediately.

I wish I knew where my earring is, which I lost today (hubby's Xmas gift).

[stephofthenight]

granted your hubby found it....

i did that last year, lost my diamond earings my daddy gave me and i was like yeah they just dont match, bc he kept asking why i never wear then and then like a month later i was like i cant find them and he was like i know, i have them :) i was mad at him lol

i wish that i had some skittles not the icky kind either...

[barbara0207]

What on earth did he do that for? Teach you a lesson or what?

About your wish. I suppose you mean the sweet thingies, not the bowling variety? Ok, granted. You will have 100 packets for free. Only the ones you love most. That is why you will eat them all at a time and have a terrible ache down in your little tummy and you'll never eat skittles again.

I wish I had a holiday tomorrow. What a wonderful long weekend that would be!

[stephofthenight]

granted, but then something happens and you are forced to spend your whole LONG weekend watching 15 kids...who wont listen to you

i wish i had a little sister:( and wasnt the youngest kid,

[barbara0207]

Touché. Return: Granted. But then you would have to look after her all the time and wouldn't have any time left for friends, hobbies, litnetting ...

I wish I'd understand my computer better. Sometimes he (his name is Willi) speaks to me in words I've never heard of and I don't know what he wants me to do. :crash:

[stephofthenight]

granted ... but your computer crashes when you shock it by understanding...

i wish andy wasnt so busy:(

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted...But since he have no work anymore, he's become depressed from all the free time.:(

I wish that world was MINE!!! MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!:flare: :flare:

[Tabula_Rasa]

granted... but where are you going to keep it?

I wish you were here...

[Virgil]

Granted, but you didn't know I was Freddie Kruger from Friday the 13th. *let's out an evil laugh*


I wish the Yankees (baseball) would lose, lose, lose.

[Shalot]

granted but now you're stuck watching a re-run of the game they lose for all eternity and since baseball is really boring, you will be completely bored. and you will have to sit in a folding chair while doing it.

I wish the relatives weren't coming over tomorrow.

[Pendragon]

Granted! They're here!http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Baby.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Chicks.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Yo.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Kewl.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/HUMPH.gifhttp://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Hommies.gif

I wish I wasn't so tired all the time...

[stephofthenight]

granted, you start running around in circles because of how much energy you have and end up knocked ouit....baaaad ideal

i wish i was a bubble

[toni]

but then we meet, and I am one mischievous needle! :p

I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat.. ;)

[Shurtugal]

granted... you have turned into a cat, now how will you hold a pen?

i wish my neighbor would turn down the music, it's totally blaring.

[barbara0207]

Granted. But now the neighbour starts an argument with his wife, which is even noisier than the music ...

Wish I could see my grown-up daughters more frequently.

[Pendragon]

Granted! They move back home...

I wish that the term "mental illness" were banned...

[Shalot]

granted. the term is banned. Instead, they take all the people who were previously referred to as mentally ill and they put them somewhere and they are forgotten - erased completely. Actually, that's horrible. i wish the term were banned also.

I wish mentally illnesses were better understood and I wish there were better treatments for mental conditions

[Bakiryu]

Granted but now you can't get a 500$ disability check.

I wish I could have a birthday present.

[Shalot]

Granted. here is a new squirrel for your porno collection

I wish I was finished with the job application thingie

[Shurtugal]

granted... now you just have to find it.

i wish i could spell better.

[Bakiryu]

Granted. here is a new squirrel for your porno collection

I wish I was finished with the job application thingie

What!? I don't have a porno collection! :blush:

Not granted instead, you now have to fill 10 more :D

[Shurtugal]

told you wishes don't come true! (actually i don't really believe that, for the record)

[bluevictim]

granted... now you just have to find it.

i wish i could spell better.Granted, but that's ("better") the only word you can spell.

I wish my room was clean.

[Shalot]

granted. your room is clean. But now you living room is a mess because all your dirty clothes and dirty dishes, candy wrappers, cigarette butts, tv dinner trays and half-eaten bologna sandwiches are now slung across the couch and television. Gross blue victim!

I wish I had not been invited to that stupid party

[bluevictim]

Granted. You're invited to my party -- in my living room.

I wish my nails would stop growing.

[Shalot]

granted. your nails stop growing but you can't stop biting them. Gross blue victim - quit gnawing on your fingers why don't you

I wish I could make time stop just for a couple of hours

[barbara0207]

Granted. But now you can't reach the button to get time going again. As it happens, you were watching TV. And now you have to watch reruns of "Lassie" all eternity.

I wish I could grade papers and read my favourite books at the same time.

[Pendragon]

Granted! You now have four arms and four eyes on stalks.

I wish I could actually draw as well as I can put programed paper dolls together...

[Shurtugal]

granted... now how can you write?

i wish no of my foolish wishes would come true.

[Shurtugal]

sorry computar acting stupid... forgive it.

[Divine Comedy]

Sure none of your foolish wished will ever come true...

I wish my crush becomes my love soon...

[Shalot]

Granted. Then when the spell breaks you're stuck with a cold

I wish I could do what I want, when I want, and how I want, and I want it all right now.

[Pensive]

Granted but then you would want to go to the Albeertoolia (just to get a glimpse of it) which is a place where your wishes are cursed. And of course then what you would want would never happen.

I wish I would become very forgiving.

[Pendragon]

Somehow, Pensy, I think you already are... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Peace.gif

I wish I didn't always speak my mind...

[farnoosh]

Granted but then your mind will blow!

i wish i could die in bed..

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, only to be born again as a mosqutio :D

I wish I knew what to do with my life or know the purpose of it.

[AdoreroDio]

You found out what to do with your life but because of a freak accident you die before you can actually go about doing it.

I wish that that when I die I will go to heaven to spend eternity with my God in complete happiness.

[SnowQueen189]

Ok, this is rather simple.

1) Grant the wish of the person above you.
2) Make their wish corrupted (i.e. "i wish i had $100" "wish granted, but you could only use it to start a small bonfire")
3) Make your own wish.

See? That's not too hard. And it gets really funny as it goes on...I'll start:

I wish I could control time.

[Shalot]

yeah yeah, we've got this thread in make a wish, but I will play along :)

Granted, you can control time but you can't control your bladder anymore SnowQueen. Here's some Depends and a baby powder. :lol:

I wish I had a giant plate of spaghetti and garlic bread and nothing to do tomorrow.

[Pendragon]

Granted. You have nothing to do because your head is on top of the plate, it's being delived to one of Jabba the Hutt's cousins...

Most of all I wish that I were someone else but me...

[barbara0207]

Granted. But then you would have to live without all those profuse thank you-posts from us litnetters.

I wish I could see the dark side of the moon from here ...

[BulletproofDork]

granted, but then you'd be an alien.

I wish chocolate didn't make me sugar high.

[Shalot]

granted, it makes you marijuana high instead and you're hiding paranoid in your room eating more chocoalte because you have the munchies and it becomes a never-ending cycle that you can't get out of.

I wish I knew where my nail clippers were

[shinigami]

Granted but you find them dull and have to buy a new one anyway

I wish that I had a pet duck

[Shurtugal]

granted, but the hunters didn't know.

i wish there would be no heart-aches for those who have them.

[Redzeppelin]

Granted - but now poplular music has ceased to exist without the endless stream of "you broke my heart" songs and now we're only left with "party all night" hair metal. D'oh!

I wish they made music like they did in the late 70s - ahhhh, the good old days...

[Bakiryu]

granted but now you must suffer the joy of wrinkly old people drunken-dancing and reminiscing about the "Good Old days"

I wish office supplies didn't hate me :(

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Now the stapler won't stop expressing its love for your fingers and toes.

I wish Silly Putty weren't so gooey.

[Shurtugal]

granted, oops, just a little to hard now.

i wish Pendragon will feel good as fast as light beams from the sun that always shines on him brightly.

[RoCKiTcZa]

i wish i could manage my time better and get my Art project done before the sun sets.

[Shalot]

Granted. I wish you would complete your art project. I don't know what it is, but since you keep talking about it and not doing it, you could take a bunch of screen shots of lit net and make a collage out of it and turn that in. :)

I wish i could be that girl who could get lost in a story or a movie again. the real world is just so intrusive

[NikolaiI]

Granted. Your reading skill and enjoyment is back where it ever was. In fact much higher. You lose yourself in the joy of imagination and stories, but no bad consequences occur.

I wish I could be twelve again, for a month maybe.

[Shalot]

you're too kind

Granted, you can be twelve again for a month. After that, you age physically, but not intellectually or emotionally. so sorry.

I wish camaflouge never came back in style

[Bakiryu]

granted. camouflage gets banned, but hot pink tie-dye becomes the new trend.

I wish my muse came back....

[dumwitliteratur]

Granted, but your muse came back with a significant other.

I wish I the guy I was in love with wasn't so far away. :bawling:

[Pendragon]

But you find you can't stand him when he's around all the time. Absence makes the heart grow fonder.

I wish I would learn to let things be sometimes...

[Shalot]

granted you let things be. but now those things won't let you be. sorry pen, they're after you.

I wish I had a bowl of cereal

[barbara0207]

Granted. But it's so big you'll have to eat cereals only for the rest of your life.

Wish I had a piano that plays itself.

[Shalot]

granted, but now it won't stop playing.

I wish Barbara's piano would shut up. :p

[Orpheus]

Granted, but now it has come to life and wants revenge on he/she who has wished for its silence.

I wish my students had the same passion for music that I had at their age.

[ESHQUIA]

You make a wish and the next person grants it, but spoils it. like so:

"I wish i was a fly on a wall at an important meeting."

(the next person's response, for example)

"Granted, but everyone there is armed with flyswatters."

Let's get it going!

I wish I could read all day long and never have to work.

[Remarkable]

Granted,but you'd very soon need support because food comes prior to life(it's a basic need,basically:-)).

I wish my holidays would have started already.

[NikolaiI]

Granted, but you're always late for everything by two weeks now. :)

I wish I could play in a concert with The Rockets?

[zanna]

Granted, but the guy on the sound board falls asleep, and the concert tanks. :(

I wish I didn't have to learn how to drive! Aaaah, car going fast!

[crazefest456]

granted, you were magically inspired to study the affects of public transportation on a city-dweller...but the price for a train ticket rose and gas prices went down.

I wish I could finish all my homework by tomorrow night!

[stephofthenight]

an imp magicaly appears and does all of your homework, with a wave and a bow he is off, little do you know that he took all of your right shoes and your left socks...:D

i wish i had a magic wand

[Big Al]

Granted, but Rosie O'Donnell used it as a vibrator.

I wish I were a rock.

[stephofthenight]

exscuse me while i go puke...:sick:

you become a rock...a verry boring rock that gets but in a bod...a verry tiny box, that is barried in a hole...a verry dark hole, that is covered in concrete...and are forgotten about...

[Big Al]

You forgot to make a wish.

[crazefest456]

an imp magicaly appears and does all of your homework, with a wave and a bow he is off, little do you know that he took all of your right shoes and your left socks...:D

i wish i had a magic wand

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! I like being barefoot! Now I have an excuse in school!!! I'm being serious btw!
skip me...Steph is magic

[stephofthenight]

i wish i was a bubble:D

[zanna]

granted, you are, but more of a bubble-head, and now no one can stand to be in your company, because you only say inane things! :(

I wish textbooks were cheaper! :P

[AimusSage]

Granted, they now come with text as an optional extra, but just imagine how cheap a blank textbook will be, and you can put any text in that you like, for just a small fee you can read anything you like.

I wish the poodles didn't jump into a puddle every other day.

[samercury]

Granted, now they jump into deep, dark lakes until there are no more of them

I wish it would snow again

[crazefest456]

I wish that samer's wish becomes true...
Granted, but it rained today, can you believe it?! it's gonna turn into ice.which is BAAD

I wish I'd feel more motivated

[Jane Jane]

Granted, but now your mind is ablaze with great ideas and you have to stay up day and night until you get them done so you dont go crazy.

I wish I was at Disney land hanging out with Belle. I need some serious help with a problem.

[Neo_Sephiroth]

Granted, but now your mind is ablaze with great ideas and you have to stay up day and night until you get them done so you dont go crazy.

I wish I was at Disney land hanging out with Belle. I need some serious help with a problem.

Granted...Except Belle is the most horrible person you have ever met.:p

I wish I could stay and play? :( But work is work.

[Wyoecho]

Granted... but the work will still be here tomorrow.


I wish I could learn to just be happy!

[Jane Jane]

Granted. But now you smile at everyone and everything and even when someone tells you their house was robbed, their car bombed and they found out some thief stole their credit card and charged a grand you giggle and smile. And now you have to see the dentist for eight chipped teeth. :)

I wish that my finger tips did not ache so much.

[crazefest456]

Granted; you fingers have miraculously healed... too bad your butt's stiff...

I wish my school would take a break...even my teachers are going mad!

[BulletproofDork]

Granted, but during the break YOU go mad!



I wish there'd be no more housework. :(

[crazefest456]

Granted--nothing to sweep, nothing to wash...Oh wait, look over there! The 90 page research report on grasshoppers is due in an hour. Oh well, at least you don't have to do the dishes. <---wow that's bleak.

I wish I could write with less hesitation

[Jane Jane]

granted, but now you are so confident you make everyone else seem like doddering ninety year olds and someone who has had enough puts out a contract on you.

I wish it was Christmas Eve again, I didn't get to do a ton of things and that really bugs me.

[Remarkable]

Granted but then you are bored with all the relatives and all the little children that will want loads of presents and hugs.

I wish I could be bold enough to declare my love.

[zanna]

ooh, me to. Granted, maybe we both can, but you get horribly shot down. :(

I wish, once I make my declaration of love, I don't get shot down! :P

[Jane Jane]

granted, but then you find the whole thing so anticlimatic that you suddenly lose interest in your crush who nows won't leave you alone that you have to leave town.

I wish I was not so very tired.

[ntropyincarnate]

granted, but now it's 3 am and you can't sleep.

i wish i was not sick.

[dramasnot6]

Granted, but now your town is hosting a compulsory 50 mile marathon in terrible weather- no excuse to get out of that one!

I wish I was at the gym.

[zanna]

Granted, but so are half a million other people, and you can't use the equipment you want!

I wish I could think of a good name for my new plant! :)

[Remarkable]

Granted,but then you will get very upset when once you have forgoten to water it,it will be dead.How evil of me :( ...

I wish the awkward situation I'm in is solved very soon...

[Jane Jane]

Granted,
but then a more awkward one crops up, so bad you have to wear padding under your arms to soak up the sweat and you look longingly back to your current awkward situation and wish you were back in this time frame.

I wish bread did not give my hiccups, it is so embarrassing. :(

[andave_ya]

I wish I didn't have to take my SAT

[Pensive]

Granted but then you would have had to take a trip to hell.

I wish I would keep on flying high above the sky for the rest of my life never falling down.

[zanna]

granted, but you have to dodge lots of airplanes! :eek:

I wish I had the money to buy more songs on iTunes.

[Pendragon]

Granted, but they are the works of artists you can't stand...

I wish I could play guitar like Joe Walsh..

[alakungfu]

Granted, but then you still wouldn't play as well as Jeff Beck and what's more, you might never be able to because he might be out of your league.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights.

[Shurtugal]

Granted. You are afraid I of land.

I wish my wish would come true.

[asilef73]

granted, but when you get your wish you find you don't actually want it.

i wish i had a box of chocolates.

[Remarkable]

Granted,but they have the highes calories ever and you add about two pounds in a blink.

I wish I had never lost my last MP3.

[Shurtugal]

granted, you destoried it.

i wish i hadn't ever started to grow up.

[Riesa]

granted. You grew up for five seconds..and then downsized into...hello?

I wish I was a rainbow.

[Idril]

Granted but then you disolve into a puddle of sappiness and turn completely pink.

I wish I could travel more.

[Riesa]

granted.. you travel to washington d.c. and come across G.Bush and become his diction coach.

I wish I was not so easily dismayed.

[Pseudōnumos]

Granted but then you go blind from looking at the bright side.

"I wish I were wise. I wish I were wise from the heart of me, like my serpent!"

[Riesa]

granted, your serpent's heart is now your spleen, and sadly, your spleen is punctured from too much spleenfish...your serpent has a taste for them. sorry. :(

I wish I could do whatever I want.

[alakungfu]

Granted, but then you'd spend all your time learning how to do new things and you'd have no time left to enjoy yourself.

I wish my clothes closet was Bloomingdale's.

[LadyW]

Granted, but theres a little elf waiting at the cash register - nothing's for free ;)

I wish no one would ever be lonely.

[Riesa]

granted! no one feels any need to be around anyone, ever again.

I wish I knew where my headphones were.

[Bakiryu]

granted, but magical kittens from outer space are using them and you cannot resist their alien cuteness. You're now a slave of the powerful cat empire!

I wish peace and love for all humanity.

[njepsen]

granted, but you now carry their burdens

I wish I were in greece

[Riesa]

granted...time travel only goes one way, sorry you hit that button. :eek:

I wish I didn't have so many cats.

[njepsen]

Granted, but now you are alone.

[Riesa]

well, I am not, I still have three kids, two dogs, one husband, and four donkeys (feel free to mix those up, it amounts to about the same...) but I certainly have a new wish!

I wish njepson had a wish. :(

[njepsen]

I wish i were with the one i love right now.

[njepsen]

well, I am not, I still have three kids, two dogs, one husband, and four donkeys (feel free to mix those up, it amounts to about the same...) but I certainly have a new wish!

I wish njepson had a wish. :(

granted, but now you have to listen to me :P

[Riesa]

granted, but now you have to listen to me :P

to play this game, njepson, you are supposed to 1) ruin the person above you (PAM)'s post, and 2) make a new wish for the person following you to ruin...:D


I guess in a way it all worked out...so..

yah, the person you love loves someone else, such a sad old story. ;)

I wish I lived in the Mediterranean

[Virgil]

Granted but I hope you can swim. And the sharks bite too.

I wish could sing like Elvis.

[Bakiryu]

granted, but now you have horribly taste in clothing and no one can stop laughing long enough to listen.

I wish i had telekineses.

[alakungfu]

Granted, but now you become a subject to study.

I wish they offered a university course in time travel.

[Pensive]

Granted but the university course options would be revolving around your least favourite subjects then.

I wish the flu that is over me from many days leaves me alone today!

[Madhuri]

Granted. Flu is now followed by malaria :)

I wish I never make wrong decisions in the future.

[alakungfu]

Granted, but then you'll be making everyone else's decisions as well.

I wish my wall prints were all first editions.

[njepsen]

granted, but they have now been stolen.

I wish my new tattoo didn't hurt so darn bad!

[Pensive]

Your teeth would hurt then. Nothing worse than going to a dentist.

I wish somebody at this moment would realise how much a specific somebody else cares for him.

[sprinks]

Granted, but then that person would now turn out to be a stalker.

I wish I had something nice to eat right now.

[Sarasvati21]

Granted, but you will eat too much and have a dreadful stomachache.

I wish I were at the beach right now.

[sprinks]

Granted, but then a group of bullies will push in the deep shark infested water and aliens will come in their spaceships and land on your sandcastles, ruining all your hard work!

I wish there wasn't so many spiders around.

[Sarasvati21]

Granted, but there will be a great number of geckos around to eat them into extinction.

I wish this book would never end.

[Tournesol]

Granted, but then you'd not be able to move on to other wonderful books.

I wish I could get paid without having to go to work...

[sprinks]

Granted, but you'll only get paid one cent a year... Or maybe even less...

Theres a storm right now, but I wish it was bigger and louder.

[Remarkable]

Granted,but then your school or work-place gets destroyed,which you would first like but then realise that future holds nothing for you.

I wish I could be with him.

[Pensive]

You would start wishing even more you shouldn't be with him.

I wish I could hate someone really badly.

[*Classic*Charm*]

But then you'd have someone hate you back.

I wish my mind were not so complicated

[maraki16]

But then you would not be able to find a solution to a complicate situatiion!

I wish i could be with the one i love... and that he were about 10 years younger...so that he wasn;t THAT older!

[naomi moon]

granted but the one you love would leave you for another one.

I wish that my parents have asked me if I wanted to be born.

[maraki16]

granted, but you would have answered yes, so there is no point.
*why should he leave me for another ?

[maraki16]

i wish he is the one for me

[Cellar Door]

granted, but his breath smells like garlic and he snores and farts in his sleep


I wish I could find a good job

[maraki16]

his smell is ok!
granted but the enviroment in the working place will be awful?

[Shalot]

you didn't make a wish. so I'll make a wish for you. I wish something good happens to you today.

and for my wish... i wish these dumb papers were already filled out. :(

[Riesa]

granted! your neighbors four year old got a hold of them and filled them all in with a lovely lime green crayon.

I wish I could find a new home for my stinky cats.

[djy78usa]

Granted. Your cats now live with Mr. and Mrs. Robert Gelsheimer, a nice retired couple living in Scotsdale, Arizona. Unfortunately, the Gelsheimers collect all contents of the litter box into a plastic bag and overnight mail it to you at the end of every week.

I wish I had a three-toed sloth for a pet

[aBIGsheep]

Granted. He's somewhere in South America.

I wish for some organization.

[Zee.]

I wish for some super powers

sweet.

[Riesa]

I wish for some organization.



granted, you have the Mafia after you.

I wish Mr. and Mrs. Robert Gelsheimer would lose their way to the post office.

[alakungfu]

Granted, but you'll have deprived a sweet couple of their link to society.

I wish for a fully supplied orchid greenhouse.

[LostPrincess13]

oooohhh...:D i wanna play...:D hmmm...
granted, but you'll get this curse where every plant you touch dies...:lol: How's that?;)

hmmm... how bout, I wish I'll finally have my happy-ever-after?:D

[*Classic*Charm*]

oooohhh...:D i wanna play...:D hmmm...
granted, but you'll get this curse where every plant you touch dies...:lol: How's that?;)

hmmm... how bout, I wish I'll finally have my happy-ever-after?:D

Granted...but you'll then have to live in a permanent state of animation, a la Disney movies:D

I wish for some semblance of an immune system...

[sprinks]

granted, only you get such a strong one that you outlive civilization, and get lonely.

I wish it wasn't nighttime right now.

[alakungfu]

Granted, only you'll miss a whole night's sleep.

I wish I wasn't nearsighted.

[Bakiryu]

granted but now you're farsighted!


I wish I was on the Enterprise's crew. :)

[aBIGsheep]

Granted. They hand your uniform: black pants and a red shirt.

I wish I had an afro.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Granted, but you stab yourself daily with a fro pick

I wish I didn't have to do my chemistry pre-lab :(

[kilted exile]

Granted. You have to do a bio pre-lab instead.


I wish I could sleep tomorrow instead of assembling snowblowers:sick:

[Joreads]

Granted but you have to stand outside in the snow with no shoes on instead

I wish I could go home and someone else would do my work today

[Cat_Brenners]

granted but airplanes are coming at you from every direction.

I wish I could make a million dollars.

[motherhubbard]

Granted, but the tax man gets half of it and 500,00 doesn’t by happiness.

I wish that anyone else in this house could put their dirty dishes in the dishwasher!

[Cat_Brenners]

Granted but they forget to remove the left overs.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Cat

[Thespian1975]

Granted, but the airport lose your luggage.

I wish I was on a beach right now.

[sprinks]

Granted, but a group of sharks will come out of the water and chase you away.

I wish I had something nice to eat right now.

[LostPrincess13]

granted, but everything you touch turns to gold.:D (hehehe...:D)

I wish my brain hasn't reached it's full capacity yet.

[Zee.]

I wish that " ......... "

[aBIGsheep]

I wish that " ......... "

You gotta corrupt the wish above you, Lima.



I wish my brain hasn't reached it's full capacity yet.

You can never reach full capacity. It's probably just the dementia that's plaguing your brain.

I wish for a good singing voice.

[Zee.]

Yeah I realized that afterwards oops.

[aBIGsheep]

Yeah I realized that afterwards oops.

Granted?

God you fail.

[sprinks]

I wish for a good singing voice.

Okay granted, but it's such a good singing voice that you can only ever sing and then all the animals become attracted to your voice and want to mate with you, 24/7. And you can't stop singing...


I wish that I had more pizza.

[LadyW]

Granted. But you got food poisoning afterwards become someone didn't wash their hands.

I wish I could read minds.

[Silas Thorne]

Granted. However you became addicted to reading the mind of a person you met on the street and followed after them everywhere, dying of starvation a few days later due to only relying on mental sustenance.

I wish I could punch my hand through brick walls.

[*Classic*Charm*]

Granted, but you're going to bleed like a dying animal...


I wish I could lose all my nervous habits...

[sprinks]

Okay granted, but after you lose your nervous habits, you become very still and boring, and not many people will want to be around you

I wish I had more jewelry

[LostPrincess13]

granted, but the jewelry is made of produce (e.g., carrots, grapes, onions):lol:

I wish I can grant peoples wishes...;)

[sprinks]

Granted, but you can also hear the wishes people make in their heads, and you are also obliged to grant every wish made, both of which result in you not being able to have a life or relax!


I wish I had some cake right now.

[Bakiryu]

granted but it's salt and onion cake

I wish I was the doctor's next companion for the next 5 seasons!

[sprinks]

Okay, but they kill off your character at the end of the 5th season, in a cruel and horrible way.


I wish I had that book right now, that one I really want.

[Riesa]

granted!

however it's a book on tape and you've got no way to play it. :(

I wish for egg laying chickens.

[jon1jt]

Granted, but the eggs don't sell and you can't eat them---and if you do the chickens will go on strike.

I wish summer were here and I was sitting under a big leafy tree with my pen and marble notebooks.

[Riesa]

Granted! the leafy tree is magic and transfoms your marble notebook into actual marble and your pen into a bird that is frightened of marble. lol

I wish gardens weren't so much work.

[jon1jt]

Partially-granted: Camilla the babysitter next door who wears the big t-shirt with RELAX across it will tend to your garden for free, but every time you invite her in she spills coke on your rug. ;)

Oops....

Um...I wish I had a Harley with studded black leather saddlebags.

[Riesa]

Partially-granted: Camilla the babysitter next door who wears the big t-shirt with RELAX across it will tend to your garden for free, but every time you invite her in she spills coke on your rug. ;)

Oops....

Um...I wish I had a Harley with studded black leather saddlebags.

:lol:

granted.

I wish I could see you with it.

[jon1jt]

Granted,
The motorcycle climbs up your stairs and stops on the porch. I kick in the door and look straight into your eyes. I speed off heading for Albequerque. The thing is you weren't home the morning I arrived and you left me to look at your photo in the living room. Almost counts. ;)


I wish I could do a straight cartwheel.

[Riesa]

granted~you do a straight cartwheel off the stairs.

I wish I had stairs.

[jon1jt]

granted~you do a straight cartwheel off the stairs.

I wish I had stairs.

Granted, but you have to hire Virgil and I to work out the details. He buys the materials, I bring the red wine. :p


nightNightNIGHT, you!
I have to watch this Y Tu Mama Tambien flick before today is over. :lol:

[alakungfu]

Granted, but you have to hire Virgil and I to work out the details. He buys the materials, I bring the red wine. :p


nightNightNIGHT, you!
I have to watch this Y Tu Mama Tambien flick before today is over. :lol:

Granted, but it's all been done before.

I wish my hair wasn't thinning.

[jekan blazer]

granted, but you grow excessive hair all over your face!!!


i wish i was a fox...

[GX4146]

i wish everyone have hair. i dislike the sight of bald people.

[Joreads]

Granted but seeing you only see yourself when you are looking in the mirror you have no hair

I would like to run away with Bryan Adams

[jekan blazer]

granted, but he has an std!!!


once again i wish i was a fox because it wasn't granted last time.

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, a Lion now thinks that you will make him a delicious meal :)

I wish some people I know were less annoying.....

[Pensive]

But then the people you don't know will annoy the hell out of you and wise men say it's much better to be annoyed by people you know than those you don't know! :D

I wish I could write better.

[zanna]

Granted, but now you type at two words-per-minute. =P That would be infuriating!

I wish I could write in different voices for different characters. =(

[PoeticPassions]

granted. but now you will constantly hear different voices from hundreds of characters, in your head all day.

I wish I could be a talented painter.

[zanna]

Granted, but no one likes your style. =(

I wish I could teleport to visit my long-distance friends whenever I wanted!

[Pensive]

Granted but then every moment you would use this opportunity, a year from your life would be cut.

I wish I could enjoy eating meat.

[crystalmoonshin]

But the meat you're eating might have come from a double dead animal.

I wish I can float in outer space.

[zanna]

Pensive -- Huh, I might actually be willing to give up a few years, if that was the condition! =/

Granted, crystalmoonshin(e)? (was your name truncated?) you can float in outer space, but only if stick your tongue out the whole time, lol! =)

I wish I could find a cool new hairstyle for myself -- and I actually liked it, lol.