Make A Wish

[UltimaHybrid]

uh Granted!!! i wish i had twenty bucks right about....now

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted, but they make a mess of your livingroom, all vying for does with antlers brandished.

I wish the one wish that will give me a Kierkegaardian purity of heart.

[littlewing53]

granted, although like the tinman you have no heart...

i wish i was sitting on beach, reading a good book

[Riesa]

Granted! but a hurricane is rapidly approaching. and your legs are asleep from sitting so long, so all you can do is sit there in terror.

I wish I was in the Bahamas driving a golf cart around.

[littlewing53]

granted, tho you might have some trouble, the wheels were taken by children, their wagon had no wheels and the golf cart wheels fit perfectly...

i wish i had two cars...a pickup and a sedan...

[Shalot]

Granted --- how do you like the latest additions to your hot wheels collection?

I wish the weekend would last forever!

[ktd222]

Yes, but then you would go broke from not working.

I wish that I can feel my heaven

[Riesa]

Granted! But you believe that your heaven is contained in a bowl of cold oatmeal.

I wish I had unlimited inspiration.

[ktd222]

sure, but this world would miss you because you now reside permenantly in the sublime.

I wish my poetry would define itself

[Riesa]

granted! it's defined itself as terricolous, which helps you none, as it makes no sense for your poetry to be an earth dweller.

I wish I could write an entire poem instead of half lines and broken stanzas that lead into the void.

[Shalot]

granted --- you can write an entire poem and it's wonderful but you forget your name and you don't get credit for it.

I wish I was ready for my math test.

[lauracraig]

Granted but the test was yesterday.

I wish I could lose 100 pounds.

[Bii]

Granted, but it's £100 you lose, not 100lbs

I wish I had the solution to every problem.

[ktd222]

Sure, but that would mean you are missing the concepts.

I wish I had X-ray specs

[Jean-Baptiste]

Granted. But you have to wear a lead mask when you use them, and those are very difficult to see through. X-rays are very bad for you, you know? Just trying to save you from cancer.

I wish I knew at all times what time it is.

[Bii]

Granted, but your life becomes consumed by the passing of each second.

I wish I was brave enough to quit everything and travel round the world.....

[littlewing53]

granted, tho the ties you left behind are unresolved and you soon become disenchanted w/live on the road..

i wish i had a library of books as big as my house...

[Shalot]

granted, but you don't have a bedroom or bathroom --- just books walls and walls and of books


I wish I had a fresh brewed hot cup of coffee right now. I wish it would just appear (because I don't feel like making a pot myself right now)

[zanna]

granted, it appears in your lap. Enjoy!

I wish that the swing dance that was yesterday night, was really tonight instead, since I could go this evening.

[~uccello~]

granted, but your long-lost twin sister called while you were gone and she only had one phone call to make. (your mother was rather shocked though)
:)

I wish that I never had to go to school ever again, but still knew everything I needed to know.

[zanna]

(might that be hannah-banana? :) )

granted, but all of your friends don't get to see you, because they are in school, and you have to work when they aren't. :(

I wish our beat-up guitar was fixed, and soon, and without lots of expense. :lol: I'm beginning to get the hang of this.

[kathycf]

Granted, but it is now possesed by the spirit of Aztec god Quetzalcoatl and demands you start making sacrifices to it. Zoinks!

I wish I had someone in my employ to simply serve me coffee all day long.

[Weisinheimer]

granted, but they're horrible at making coffee and you're chewing on grounds all day long.

I wish I had a gyro pita right about now. with fresh tomatoes, olives, feta, and lots of tzatziki.

[littlewing53]

granted, tho you forgot you're allergic to tomatoes and you've ended up at the hospital..yr pita long forgotten...

i wish that when i fall in love (again) it would be forever...

[kathycf]

Granted, but your love life slows down drastically after your 175th birthday when your nose falls into your beloved's mouth during one of those sweet dreamy kisses lovers like to share.


I wish I had a new pair of slippers!

[Redzeppelin]

Granted - but they're odd-looking Ruby slippers, and now you've got some wicked witches and a bunch of weird flying monkeys after you - quick! Where's the nearest drinking fountain?

I wish I were 6'2"

[ktd222]

sure, but then you wouldn't know what it is like to be 6'3"

I wish I had a pony

[Weisinheimer]

Granted, but the pony has rabies. Run for your life!

I wish I could just glance at the cover of any book and know its contents.

[Redzeppelin]

Granted - but when you walked into the local bookshop your mind totally overloaded and snapped, due to the overwhelming influx of knowledge, thus resulting in a permanent vacation at the local insane asylum.

I wish I could speak all languages.

[Domer121]

Granted, but then you could not understand them....

I wish I could be a kid again..and go sledding all day..

[zanna]

granted, but your parents won't let you stay up past eight thirty, and you can't go online (all those nasty creeps lurking out there . . .) because you are too little.

I wish I didn't have to worry about scholarship essays.

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, now you are even more worried about the 'vast' choices you will have for spending the $1 you recieved as a scholarship. :p :D

I wish I had silky smooth, flawless skin. :D

[zanna]

granted, but it's purple. or some other weird color that grosses everyone out when seen on the human body.

I wish I could work out right now instead of having to go to class.

[Shalot]

granted you can work ou instead of class but the prof goes over all the material that will be on the test (things that aren't in the text book) and the person who borrow notes from is an idiot so you fail the test.

I wish my math class was easier and I wish they weren't trying to cram two chapters into every class period and I wish I didn't have to spend so many hours every weekend going over and over the lessons so that I can barely comprehend what is going on.

:confused: :flare: :brickwall

[andave_ya]

granted, because I live in an alternate universe in which it is legal only to do math one chapter every period. No homework during the weekend.

I wish I didn't have allergies. hmph.

[Shalot]

granted, you don't have allergies because you moved to the desert and it is hot and boring and nothing grows there.

I wish I didn't have a bad dream that woke me up so early this morning.....

[hyperinsomnia]

Granted, you're still asleep, in fact, it's the eternal slumber.

I wish I had more time for video games xD

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you have time only for video games and you miss out the real fun in the real world :D

I wish it wasn't so hot in Delhi.

[ktd222]

True, but at least you'll be acclimated to the heat if you ever decide to move to Africa.

I wish I hadn't just passed gas

[vin1391]

Granted then you would have burped..

I wish I would stop sweating...(too hot)

[hyperinsomnia]

Granted, you cease to sweat and die of heat exhaustion.

I wish I were more graceful so that my nail polish wouldn't chip all the time.

[Pendragon]

Granted. Now your polish won't chip but you ruin everything you touch.

I wish my advice was better or my delivery or something, whatever I'm doing wrong.

[littlewing53]

make it so number one..what you once considered wrong is in truth right!

i wish i could run a 10K in under an hour like i did 20 years ago...:bawling:

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you can run, but upon reaching the 10K mark you faint, and spend next 20 years recovering :p You surely would go slower now :p

I wish I was immune to mosquitoe bites.

[Shalot]

granted you're immune to that, but fair game to everything else...boils and staph infections especially


I wish I could get the games page filled with my posts only. Then I can go to bed (or I wish I would tire of this)

[Adolescent09]

granted, but I barge in five minutes later and you'd wish I had never come here in the first place.

I wish I could leave my house for half an hour without my mom calling the police to state a plea that her son has been abducted.

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you get to roam freely, but kidnapping happens when you are at home, people barge in and take you away :p

I wish I knew of better things to do with my free time, I just while away time.

[Adolescent09]

(Man what a great wish. That's exactly what I do on Friday nights, like what I'm doing now..)

Ok; granted, but when you are avidly doing something that appeals to you I'll cut into your dream and say "HAH! Made ya think your wish came true!" :)

I wish I had flippers so people could see that mermaids aren't the only ones with tails. There are mermans too ;)

[Shalot]

Granted but along with that comes that fish smell that follows you everywhere and people spray Glade in your general direction.

I wish that I knew how to fix things around the house

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, you just dont know what to fix, and anything you try your hands on is more like fixing the right thing wrong :p

I wish I could grow 10 feet tall whenever I like, especially, when I am going for a concert, so that I can see the stage clearly, and no one is taller than me who can disrupt my view. :D

[Lote-Tree]

Granted. But, you just dont know what to fix, and anything you try your hands on is more like fixing the right thing wrong :p

I wish I could grow 10 feet tall whenever I like, especially, when I am going for a concert, so that I can see the stage clearly, and no one is taller than me who can disrupt my view. :D

Granted, but I think people would be gazing up your nasal hairs.

I wish I was a gravity bending everything to my will.

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, now you lose all your will, so cant bend anything now :p

I wish I knew what was wrong with me.

[Lote-Tree]

Granted. But, now you lose all your will, so cant bend anything now :p

I wish I knew what was wrong with me.

Granted. But now you know that you are actually a man :-)

I wish I could grasp this Love thing entire.
I would then shatter to bits and build it nearer to my hearts desire.

[kathycf]

Granted, but love becomes weird as your heart's desire is, in fact, pickle and onion sandwiches.

I wish it would not snow today.

[hyperinsomnia]

granted, but it snows every single other day of the year.

I wish that my sleeping pattern would go back to normal

[Shalot]

Granted, your sleeping pattern goes back to "normal" but the powers that be realize that all the starbucks, redbull, caffeine, hydrogentated corn oil, high fructose corn syrup, trans fat, msg, etc has altered the world and they decide to adjust schedules according to that. So, in effect, you're asleep when you should be at work and you're awake when you should be asleep.

I wish my relatives weren't trolls.

[hyperinsomnia]

Hahaha, granted; your relatives are perfect and outshine you in every possible way, and in fact soon come to disapprove of you!

I wish my room was clean

[Lote-Tree]

granted, but they have to be played in a special CD player that costs you more money than it would have cost had you bought EVERY CD that you could have ever wanted.


i wish that i could fly

Granted. But you fly into a matter transporter and your DNA gets spliced with an insect and you become a Brundel-Fly :-)

[kathycf]

erm, Lote-tree, just to let you know you are supposed to grant the wish of the last person to post, and then give one of your own. :)

hyperinsomnia wished her room was clean.

Granted, your room is clean, but your feet are not and your friends and family start shunning you as a consequence.

I wish my cat didn't cough up furballs.

[pinkmoon]

I wish to have a cat:yawnb:

[Bii]

granted, but it's a wild cat and it rips holes in all your furniture and poo's on the carpet.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work tomorrow....

[littlewing53]

granted tomorrow never comes...today konked tomorrow over the head and yesterday filled in...

i wish the weekend lasted longer, it always seems to pass so quickly

[zanna]

granted, but then you never get to the weekend!

I wish I could live out one of my stories, just for the heck of it.

[Lote-Tree]

erm, Lote-tree, just to let you know you are supposed to grant the wish of the last person to post, and then give one of your own. :)


My wish was invisible :-)

Just kiddin - an oversight on me ;-(

But to answer Zana:


Granted. But you get stuck at the middle of your story and can't get out.

I wish I was Everything that Exists.

[littlewing53]

granted, but dang, you're awfully tired and confused from being everything to anything that ever existed and died from hysteria

i wish i had a magic carpet and then i wouldn't have to pay high gas prices for my car to run

[Lote-Tree]

granted, but dang, you're awfully tired and confused from being everything to anything that ever existed and died from hysteria


If I was everything then Death is irrelevant ;-)

But to answer your wish:

Granted. But the magic carpet magically transforms itself in to a sewage works.

I wish I was Angelina Jolies necklace [use your imagination] ;-)

[The Bookinator]

Granted, but she just got robbed and now you're being melted down into a bracelet to be sold on the black market.

I wish all of my stuff was unpacked and put away in my room.

[kathycf]

Granted, but it is all put away incorrectly. How will you ever find sweaters now that they are in your sock drawer?!

I wish my name was more exotic.

[The Bookinator]

Okay! Your name is now Princesstwinklesparkleshineglitterstarponygoldbubb lepopstarstrawberryshortcakelacysequinsfoo-footootsiequeen, but everyone calls you Toots for short. :D And that's just your first! (We haven't gotten to your middle and last names yet!)

I wish I wasn't so sore... Backpacks hurt!

[Bookworm89]

Granted, you're not sore anymore. But you're very (yawn), very (yawn) tired (yawn)!

I wish I were finished with the stupid book I'm reading!

[kathycf]

Granted, you are finished with the stupid book, congratulations. I hope you enjoy reading the labels of boxes of bird food, because that is all that is left for you...

I wish I had some heat in my house right now.

[toni]

Granted, but the heat rises up to 50 degrees C and you will melt!


I wish Manchester United would win on sunday and my beloved Christiano Ronaldo :blush: will score all the goals!

[kathycf]

Granted, but now he is MY beloved Christiano Ronaldo. Haha, toni, haha! :p

I wish I didn't need a haircut.

[Shalot]

Granted, you don't need a haircut. Instead you need a enema.

I wish that the lady at work who gets on my nerves would chill out! It's not that big of a deal and there is no need to get excited about it! Nobody cares about what we do anyway! If they want to fire us, they will make up a reason and there won't be a damn thing we can do about it. I wish she would just take a pill and shut up.

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but unfortunately after taking the pill she explodes all over you. ... mmm, gastric juices.

I wish my orange juice wasn't empty....

[littlewing53]

granted, you just got a letter in the mail saying your long lost uncle past and he left you a gift...you are now the proud owner of a large orange grove but last night a swarm of locusts came in and there's nothing left

i wish that it wouldn't rain on sunday during the 10K run

[Domer121]

granted* but then you have to stay inside anyway because you get a sudden cold..

I wish that I didn't have to go to work tonight.

[Bookworm89]

Granted, you get a sudden call and you have to go to work now!

I wish I could leave the house today.

[Shalot]

granted, you can leave the house but you can't ever go back in now.

I wish I didn't have to study. It has been a beautiful day and I just want to dork around for the rest of the day and night.

[The Bookinator]

Granted. You now work at a burger place for minimum wage. Do you want fries with that?

I wish I had enough money to travel the world.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you have money but you lose your eyes... sorry buddy!

I wish i didnt have to Finish my travels and go back home...

[The Bookinator]

Okay! You're traveling home when you suddenly lose your map and become lost. Your now doomed to following country roads, looking for a highway for eternity.

So I gotta ask... Are we there yet?

I wish chocolate was good for you.

[Weeping Willow]

I cant grant that! what ya talking about! chocolate is Good for you!

I wish my courency was English pounds!

[kathycf]

Granted, but evil wish granting genie decides Euros are better and thusly your pounds become literal pounds of flesh. Ouch.

I wish I could express an opinion about something more meaningful than the weather.

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you now Express yourself as meaningful as Onion! with lots of layers!

I wish reading in foreign language was much easier..

[Shalot]

granted, you can read a foreign language with ease. However, in exchange, you can't speak your native language at all.

I wish that cigarettes smelled good and didn't ruin your house and I wish that smoking cigarettes was good for you because I quit a long time ago but right now I just want to smoke a cigarette.

[zanna]

granted, but they are outlawed, because the good-for-you effect wears off in about .075928461 seconds, and then you're dead. xP

I wish I knew who I really am, and what I really want to do, be, etc.

[Shalot]

Granted, you know all that you wanted, buy you've become hopelessly addicted to cigarettes.

I wish I had a pizza

[toni]

Granted, but now he is MY beloved Christiano Ronaldo. Haha, toni, haha! :p



:eek2: :eek2: :eek2: That's hilarious, Kathy :lol:
Although I am a bit threatened. :(
Ronaldo is mine. :alien:




I wish I had a pizza


Granted. But your pizza's toppings are made of moss and of fossilized trilobites:sick:


I wish Kathy won't take http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q174/zu_warrior/images5Cwallpapers5Ccristiano_ronal.jpg him away.:alien:

[JaneB]

Granted. However for not sharing with Kathy all of his teeth will fall out and he will become completely bald

i wish i had a dog

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but its a viscious doggie who isnt house broke. Also, its got a nasty case of worms and ear mites. :(

I wish my right foot wasn't asleep....

[Rinas_Jaded]

Granted, but its a viscious doggie who isnt house broke. Also, its got a nasty case of worms and ear mites. :(

I wish my right foot wasn't asleep....

Granted,butnow your left foot is being attacked by gremlins.

I wish I could get a job I like.

[Layka]

Rina, if you work..you can achieve anything.

I wish prayer would work.

[kathycf]

Granted, prayer works. Prayer takes a job in advertising and begins working 75 hours a week and you never get your prayers answered.


I wish to have an ice cream sundae.





I wish Kathy won't take http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q174/zu_warrior/images5Cwallpapers5Ccristiano_ronal.jpg him away.:alien:

Aw, don't worry toni. Christiano got very annoyed with me because I asked him what his job was. :blush: :lol:

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but it is laced with arsnic...
I wish I knew the answers to everything.... ever.

[Layka]

Amelia,
I wish you the best in the world...You are very intelligent, and you will goo very far in life.

I wish I could cure everything! (Illness wise)

[zanna]

granted, but people still don't get along. xP

I wish I didn't have to register a credit card just to redeem a gift certificate, considering I'm probably not going to spend any money beyond the amount I was given. Grr manipulative ploys.

And Shalot, good return! I hope my 'granting' didn't sound malicious; I wasn't going for that, just something silly. But, I liked your turn-about. I hope I don't ever have to worry about cigarrettes, etc. So far, so good. Doesn't sound like fun. :(

[dumwitliteratur]

granted but in spending that money from the certificates you get to pay twice as much for it since you didn't register for the credit card.

i wish i was done with school already (can't wait to finish)

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but then you find your school isnt accredited and you must retake everything. :)
I wish..... I knew/could dance.

[dumwitliteratur]

granted, you can know how to dance but you hav no one that wants to dance with you and you feel lonely and that there is no point in it.

i wish that these wishes actually came true!

[Aiculík]

granted... but with all evil grants as well.

I wish I could read book in a few seconds, completely understanding all meanings, allusions, etc. and even enjoying it... especially during exam period. :D

[kathycf]

Granted, but then brushing your teeth takes you 4 hours, so your time is still monopolized.

I wish there was 42 hours in a day...

[RobinHood3000]

Granted, but now there's 06 minutes in an hour. Nice going. :mad:


I wish for a boom microphone.

[hockeychick8792]

Granted, but the boom microphone literally ka-BOOMs right in your face :lol:

I wish I owned the Pittsburgh Penguins hockey team!

[The Bookinator]

Granted, but now they're the worst in the league and nobody goes to the games.

I wish I had no over due fees at the library.

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. There's an outstanding warrant for your arrest, instead.

I wish for a Boxing Glove Arrow-combination-Boomerang Arrow (I dare you to not go for the obvious spoiler here. :p).

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but then you go to itch your eye an blind yourself on accident.
I wish my eye wasn't so itchy.

[kilted exile]

Granted, no eyes


I wish I had a 1930's Bentley complete with running board

[Layka]

Granted, but you'd probably get pulled over for speeding.....Bently huh? They have a lot of those in London.

I wish I could have a unicorn that was lime green.

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but it would be called a "limacorn" and people woul make fun of you!
I wish I could spell.... everything.... ever.... correctly.

[Layka]

Granted, you'd win a lot of spelling bees... but you'd be known as a nerd.

I wish everyone liked me!

[Pendragon]

Hummm. Like I can do. Love, no can do... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Fortune_teller.gif

I wish to find more crazy smilies! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Whacko.gif

[Shalot]

granted. you find a web site with the most spectacular smileys ever created. However, the guy who created them was kind of an arse and he attached viruses to the images so that when you download them, you infect your computer with all kinds of worms and trojans and other badness....

Needless to say, your memory is gone, and someone is monitoring your every keystroke.


I wish I had some chocolate milk

[andave_ya]

granted but you suddenly have a craving for a strawberry milk instead and lost all taste for chocolate milk.

I wish I didn't dread my schoolwork so much.

[Madhuri]

Granted. You don't fear it and finish it somehow, but, now you dread the result.

I wish to fill ALL religion and philosophy threads with super intelligent posts :p.

[CountingSheep]

Granted. You don't fear it and finish it somehow, but, now you dread the result.

I wish to fill ALL religion and philosophy threads with super intelligent posts :p.

Granted, but you suddenly become schizophrenic.

I wish that I could go to Africa.

[loneangel]

granted but you are eaten by a lion
i wish i had a dollar

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but then everything ever would cost 1.01$ and you would have no use for the dollar.
I wish I didnt have so may lines to memorize for Hamlet......(I am Hamlet)

[Pendragon]

Granted in two words: Stage Fright! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/GrouchII.gif

I wish people would mind their own business sometimes! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Hitchhiker.gif

[Cait07]

Granted, but then we wouldn't have Tv.

i wish for an endless supply of starburst jelly beans.

[Tamara]

Granted, but then you trun the color pruple and will get a big nose?

I wish for a water fountain in my bedroom.

[Cait07]

Granted, but then you get a drink and drown in your sleep...that sucks!

I wish I didn't ever have to pee.

[Shalot]

granted! You don't ever have to pee but you can't ever control when or where you need to fart. From now on, they refer to you as farty pants.

I wish I could sleep for a week straight.

[Pendragon]

Sleep... Sleep... No hamsome prince, though... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Fortune_teller.gif

I wish my feelings weren't like dopler radar...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Blues.gif

[kathycf]

Granted, now your feelings are like barometric pressure and you have to keep emailing the Weather Channel to find out how you feel.

I wish I was taller, but not too tall.

[Lote-Tree]

Granted, now your feelings are like barometric pressure and you have to keep emailing the Weather Channel to find out how you feel.

I wish I was taller, but not too tall.

Granted. But you fall in love with a very short man - 2 inches tall :-)

I wish I was LOVE - needs no explanation :-)

[kathycf]

Granted, your Love. Or rather your name is now "HotstuffHotpants Love" and people giggle at you.

I wish evil wish granting thread genie would just lighten up sometimes.

[Lote-Tree]

Granted, your Love. Or rather your name is now "HotstuffHotpants Love" and people giggle at you.

I wish evil wish granting thread genie would just lighten up sometimes.


Granted. The Thread Genie has ligthen up and got you married to a Dancing Banana:-)

I wish that I take away everyone's wishes so that we don't have to do this anymore or only wish that is granted will be one that is witty :-)

[Pendragon]

Sorry, Master! In order to have your wish granted leave a message at the tone: http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/genie.gif

I wish to loose more weight!

[kathycf]

Granted, you have lost every bit of weight you posses and go floating off into the stratosphere, like a Pendragon balloon.

I wish I had some spicy broccoli and noodles right now!

[Lote-Tree]

Granted, you have lost every bit of weight you posses and go floating off into the stratosphere, like a Pendragon balloon.

I wish I had some spicy broccoli and noodles right now!

Granted. But when you tried to eat it - your broccoli and noodles magically started having a conversation about the possibility of dancing bananas :-)

I wish I was a dancing banana then I can make KathF happy - I could dance and peel myself and....[be imaginitive] - and erm..be a fruit salad :-)

[loneangel]

but than you would not be a dancing banana anymore

I wish I had a ton of Reeses Fast Breaks

[hockeychick8792]

Wish granted... Oh No! The TON landed on you! Squish! :lol:

I wish Poetry was a year round class and not an addition to English!

[kathycf]

Granted, poetry is a year round class...and of course a year is 365 days long...Man, that's alot of poetry. I hope you won't miss your vacations much.



I wish I was a dancing banana then I can make KathF happy - I could dance and peel myself and....[be imaginitive] - and erm..be a fruit salad :-)

Is this you? --->http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/colorfulbananas.gif

;) :D

[Pendragon]

Kathy wished for nothing, In the spirit of this thread, she gets everything. The rest of us are out of luck! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Vomit.gif

I wish I wasn't sick...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Vomit.gif

[Weeping Willow]

Granted, you rae healthy but there is no electriciy so nyou cant use your comp right now....

I wish i wasnt getting older.. .dear lord 24!!!! mama mia!!!!

[kathycf]

Granted, you are getting younger. Any minute now you will be back in diapers. Um, eww. :sick: :p

I wish to have a cherry popsicle.


Kathy wished for nothing, In the spirit of this thread, she gets everything. The rest of us are out of luck!
Yay, me! I should forget more often. :D

*goes off to enjoy everything*

[Shalot]

granted, you get a cherry popsicle but some greasy guy named Bubba is watching you eat it and thinks you want to go out with him now. (when are they going to ban me for being inappropriate)

I wish I knew whether I lost my husband's calculator, or if it was stolen. (thou shalt not steal umkay?)

[Pendragon]

Granted. You know, but it's irretrievable because you dropped it down the Loo! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/NoWay.gif

I wish I wasn't sleepy! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Jolt.gif

[Aiculík]

Granted, but now you suffer of insomnia... forever. ;)

I wish Slovakia would win world cup in hockey this year! :D

[Lote-Tree]

Granted, but now you suffer of insomnia... forever. ;)



I wish Slovakia would win world cup in hockey this year! :D

Granted Gladly because hocky is a girls game isn't it :-)

I wish I was a tree laden with fruits and if one to eat the fruit they will transform themselves into frogs - then they can croak themselves into finding true love - thus making the world a happy place :-)

[Shalot]

granted you're a tree laden with fruit. however, you are a tree. You can't move. You can't talk or walk and you're stuck watching the same thing every day for a long time, because trees live a long time. The satisfaction that comes from purpose and good deeds doesn't last as long as your life span.


I wish I had a Diet Coke Plus (I had to)

[Pendragon]

Granted! Truckload. Highway spill. On top of you and your car! Oops! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Faint.gif

Wish I were down on some blue bayou...

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, as it's a magic bayou (it means a lake?), as soon as you enter the water disappears, and all that you can see are crocodiles around.

I wish to climb Mt. Everest in 5 mins and then shout at the top of my voice so that the entire world hears :D :D

[littlewing53]

granted, but then b/c it was so cold you have lost your voice on the hilltop and no one can hear you...

i wish for the most perfect peach to eat

[kilted exile]

Granted, but no more food again. ever.

I wish I could go to the upcoming Old Firm game....

[Madhuri]

Granted. But, now you come back "in"firm :p Sorry, Kilt, I dont know a thing about Old Firm game. I eat cricket, drink cricket and sleep cricket :p :p Well...Okay, that's a bit exaggerated...

I wish I knew what tomorrow has in store for me.

[Pendragon]

It has more in "Store" but you are broke and can't afford to buy anything! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Hummm.gif

I wish I could see light at the end of this tunnel...

[Shalot]

Granted you see it, but there's something telling you that you still have people to meet, things to do and lessons to learn, so you don't get to go yet.

I wish I could take a few more days to recharge and recover from this thing (even though I feel like I am good to go and have lots to do anyway)

[Pendragon]

Granted: You are "Good to go" but now you are a product in a Taco Bell commercial... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/KeedingAmigo.gif

I wish I really knew what people think...

[motherhubbard]

Granted, but they’re either boring or stupid.

I wish my house work was done, and done well

[kenikki]

Granted but we take away all your possessions afterwards.

I wish I get the job I applied for.

[Shalot]

granted, you get the job but your boss ends up being a troll and it's not what you thought it would be like

I wish I would get better and all goes well at the doc on Tuesday

[Pendragon]

Too kind hearted to ruin that wish, Shalot. God Bless. I'll pray for you. http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/EasterCross.gif


I wish I had the two new Spider novels already...long wait!

[zanna]

granted, but they are so amazing, you have to tell everyone about them. But, no one else has them yet, and we all get fed up with you trying to ruin the ending for us! Sheese!

I wish for some birthday cake, since it's my birthday. :)

[Madhuri]

Granted. Now you do get some crumbs...

I wish I could stay awake for 10 days.

[hockeychick8792]

Yes, wish granted, you stay awake for 10 days.
BUT then you go into a 1,000 years sleep!!!

I wish I could win a scholarship to Duquesne University!

[The Bookinator]

Granted.
...Well, not exactly. You get to go to Duquesne, but you're the janitor there. (By the way, you missed a spot.)

I wish I could sing. (Beyond my usual screeching voice. Some people can break glass with their voices, but I can crack cement. Ugh.)

[Pendragon]

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/DaGodfeather.jpg Whatda I look loike, ya fairy-godmuther? OK, youse can pipe a tune or two, it ain't loike yer gonna be on Broadway or nuttin'. Capisce?

I wish I didn't have so many personalities!
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/YouTalkintoMe.gif

[littlewing53]

granted, but now you cannot find yourself and you'll search forever

i wish my eyes wouldn't sting so i could continue reading

[zanna]

granted, but you develop one of those annoying itches in your foot, the kind that is under the skin, and everything you try to do to relieve it fails.

I wish I wasn't such a manipulative person AND that I was stronger, instead. Mentally/Emotionally, not so much physically. That's a heck of a lot easier to change, lol.

[Pendragon]

You become some strong mentally and emotionlly you become World Dictator and are loathed by everyone...

Wish I could get my stories published in a better market...

[littlewing53]

granted but the market is a supermarket and your stories are displayed among the vegetables...:bawling:

[Shalot]

that's a pretty good spoiler littlewing but I wish littlewing had posted a wish that I could spoil.

[motherhubbard]

Granted, but she loved the outcome.

I wish I could always sleep with the windows open

[godhelpme2]

Granted, but one day a swarm of bees fly into the window and you get seriously bitten.
I wish I could own 25 hours a day.

[Aunty-lion]

Granted. You get one extra hour, but in payment, the other 24 must now be spent with both hands tied behind your back.

I wish I had a puppy...

[Reccura]

that turned out to be a rottweiler and buit your head off, haha... :D

I wish I could do sit ups everyday so that I could lose all the flabs on my stomach... wahhh :bawling:

[zanna]

granted, but you spend so much time doing sit-ups, you never have time for litnet any more! :(

rant: I wish that hollywood would make more of an effort to get stuff right in their special effects! Lasers don't spread worth a darn, that's why they're so cool! No diffraction. :) /rant

[kathycf]

Granted...Hollywood gets all their special effects right and now movie goers everywhere are very annoyed that they can't poke their friend at the movies and say "Sheesh, did you see that? That is just wrong, lasers don't spread worth a darn.". You ruined it for everybody, zanna. :(

:p :p

I wish there was no more cruelty or spite left in the world....

[Bii]

granted, but kindness, compassion and benevolence have to go too - can't have one without the other.

I wish I was more outgoing....

[Pendragon]

Granted! Where'd you go? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/coyote.gif


I wish for even more crazy smilies!

[kathycf]

Granted, all there is now is crazy smilies...http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/crazy.gifand the stereotypical men in white coats come to take them away, ha ha. No more smilies....


They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time

I wish I didn't have to go to the store...

[Shalot]

granted. you don't have to go to the store anytime soon because your house is so full of groceries that you can't even sit on your own couch.

I wish I had a magic wand that would complete all my household duties for me

[Aunty-lion]

Granted! Where'd you go? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/coyote.gif


Pen,

I just wanted to let you know, that up until the point when I read this post, I was having the worst day ever! I am currently finding it hard to type because I am laughing so hard.:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You be very funny to me.

Love Aunty.

[PolarTucan]

Granted, but every time you use it a large curly chin hair pops up on your face.... and not just on your chin.

I wish I knew what happened after death.

[Pendragon]

Granted. You now have a reserved seat at your own autopsy...Oh! You mean to your spirit, not to your body. Oops! http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Duh.gif

I wish people believe me more often...

[zanna]

Granted, but then no one ever catches your sarcasm, and the believe you all the time!

I wish there were two of me, so one of me could do my homework tonight, and the other one could go swing dancing, and that way I could have fun, but also get other things done that need to be finished.

[kathycf]

Granted, but the working one of you gets pretty PO'd at all the fun she is missing and stages a rebellion. It is hard being a woman at war with herself, eh zanna?

I wish I didn't eat those greasy eggs at breakfast....:sick:

[Domer121]

*Granted
But then you would be hungry all day.....:bawling:


I wish that I could be a famous fashion designer in New York..

[kathycf]

I wish that I could be a famous fashion designer in New York..
Granted. You are a famous fashion designer to all those little dogs that rich women carry in their purses.

I wish I had a nice glass of Diet Coke, right now.

[samercury]

Granted, but you find a worm in it

I wish it wasn't raining right now

[Domer121]

granted* but then it snows..


I wish that I didn't have to go to work right now.

[hockeychick8792]

Wish is granted, but since you didn't go now you are your bosses slave for the rest of forever.

I wish our team will win our softball game tonight.

[Pendragon]

And if they don't are you gonna throw a hissy fit and pout? http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Pout.gif

Wish I hadn't had that bad spell today...

[Shalot]

granted: you didn't have the bad spell. instead you had a "good" spell and gave all your money and belongings to the church. Now that you have no where to live and no money, you go back to the church for help, figuring they might give you a needy basket or something. Instead someone tells you this:

Give a man a fish and feed him for day.
Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime.

I wish that all the sick people who are suffering could have some peace.

[motherhubbard]

granted, but millions of healthcare workers are out of a job and looking for you because you made the wish

I wish I could find my voice

[Pendragon]

Granted! You find a recording of it. Now you may only say what is on the recording!

I sometimes wish I had a bit more tact in dealing with people... http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Blues.gif

[samercury]

Granted, but now you have so much tact that you never end up saying anything you actually want to

I wish I could remember the name of the song

[motherhubbard]

granted, but you go to your grave singing it over and over and over.......

I wish I could sleep late in the morning

[samercury]

granted but you only get two hours of sleep :p

I wish she wasn't so annoying

[Shalot]

granted -- she's not annoying now, but she stinks like rotten potatoes and her breath smells like death and there's no ventilation and even if she did take a shower and brush her teeth it wouldn't matter because the rot comes from deep within --- it's from her soul, man.

I wish my sister in law would wake up and come home. she's five steps away from prositution and she might be on drugs and I don't know why. I wish that situation was fixed.

[Pendragon]

That wish, I pray for, not try to ruin. May God in His Mercy grant your petition. God Bless.

I wish people would for one day stop grouching about their own problems, and as Shalot has, wish for ease of another's burdens.

[Weisinheimer]

These wishes are too sincere; I don't want to mess them up.

[toni]

I think likewise.

[kathycf]

I wish people would for one day stop grouching about their own problems, and as Shalot has, wish for ease of another's burdens.
I heartily agree and while I admire the sentiments of Weisinheimer and toni, I am afraid I don't share their restraint and maturity. :)

Granted. Everybody in the world thinks only to ease the burdens of others. This makes the world a better place, but now the evil wish granting genie of this thread is terribly bored, and I feel sorry for it. :(

I wish I could control the weather, or at least the weather in a five foot radius of myself.

[_JadeRain_]

Granted, but Mother Nature will soon seek her revenge.


I wish I could count all the stars the night sky.

[Shalot]

granted, you can count all the stars in the nightsky but you strain your neck from looking up for so long that you are nick-named "The human giraffe."

I wish I could turn back time..."

[Pendragon]

Granted! Reset your watch all you want. That will turn back time. However, progress will continue as usual, until you are like Dr, Seuss' stubborn Zax, and have a highway built overtop of you!

I wish to return to 1993 and restart my life again knowing what I know now.

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/PuppyLove.gif

[Shalot]

Granted, but the 1993 you return to is an alternate reality, which came to be because of an event you set in motion during your time travels (similar to what happened in Back to the Future II).

I wish my neighbor wouldn't bring her disgusting little dog over to my yard for a poo.

[aeroport]

Granted; now the dog will bring its disgusting little owner over for a poo...

I wish reading this much didn't make my eyes hurt!

[symphony]

granted. but u have now gradually become a readaholic!

i wish i could be a li'l more creative....

[aeroport]

Granted, but now you are so much so that you create a reason to regret making such a wish!

I wish I had the patience, for purposes of improvement, to list my entire vocabulary.

[Pendragon]

Granted. Like most dictionaries, people never use it.

I wish I had the willpower to forget what I cannot seem to forget

[Shalot]

Granted and I won't even ruin that wish because I wish for the same thing.

But to get back to the game, I wish I didn't get so greedy at the library and check out more books than I could possibly read in two weeks.

[_JadeRain_]

Granted, but your library card may become offended and run off with the librarian.

I wish working at mcDonald's would be such a horrible experience.

[Shalot]

Granted, but your library card may become offended and run off with the librarian.

I wish working at mcDonald's would be such a horrible experience.

Do I need to grant this wish? Working at McDonalds probably is a horrible experience. The Work is hard, the pay is nothing and it will take you nowhere.

I wish I could just get over it at work and stop complaining (or else I need to get up the courage and just go get a new job)

[Pendragon]

No ruining that one, Shalot! Good luck!

I wish I had the courage to approach this editor I now know with my character ideas...

[Haven]

and he will love them, so granted. But he will steal them for his own best selling novel...

I want to live in a parallel universe where all the stuff that I want here is happening, the good stuff that is... y'know, world peace, equality for all, and everyone swamped with love and good things...

[Shalot]

granted (can I go too?). But the spoiler is this: you can't experience it unless the most annoying person you know in this reality is there to experience it with you and he/she doesn't change a bit.

I wish I was a unicorn sitting at the end of a pink waterfall

[Pendragon]

Granted, but Unicorns notoriously have this thing about Maidens and moonlight...

I wish to grow taller by 6 inches. Then I might be closer to the height/weight chart!

(PS> Haven, He did love it! It cannot be published due to the fact that I've broken about a dozen copyrights in the characters. The story may still be in the short story section: The Case of the Cautious Casanova, but you might have to understand Pulp Fiction Magazines to get anything out of it... Mtspur would...

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/PuppyLove.gif

[RobinHood3000]

Granted. Malignant.

I wish for a fresh cookie.

[Bakiryu]

Granted but it shall be OATMEAL-CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

I wish I could stop using so many exclamation and interogation signs!!!!!

[kathycf]

Granted but it shall be OATMEAL-CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

I wish I could stop using so many exclamation and interogation signs!!!!!

Oatmeal chocolate chip is bad?

Granted!! ;) But now everything! Everything I type!!!! Has so many exclamation points!!! People hate me more than ever!!! :bawling:

(plus, you know....the exclamation points are sort of you, Baki, and thusly endearing.... :) )

I wish I didn't have to clean today!!!!

[Bakiryu]

Granted. Right now an invisible-alien robot is preparing to commence cleaning your house. Invisibly that is!

(Oatmeal-Chocolate chip is Awesome!)

I wish I could get some sleep and some food that doesn't come in a can!

[dumwitliteratur]

Granted but you have to sleep on the hard cold floor and your food isn't in a can but in a bottle.

I wish that today was Friday.

[Master of Time]

it is friday, but it's friday the 13th and you walk under every ladder and hug every black cat because you get the good luck charms and bad luck charms mixed up, you have a very bad day all-in-all.

i wish my siblings would shut up so i can sleep tonight.

[Bakiryu]

Granted but tomorrow morning you'll be forced to baby-sit 12 kids.

I wish I could watch Dr.Who

[motherhubbard]

As you wish, but it's in a language you don't understand.


I wish my mother would come over and sand my cabinets for me

[Granny5]

If you believe in wishes coming true, you must have a wonderful mother

[Pendragon]

None of you would want to know what I wish right now, but if I knew for certain it would be granted, I'd wish it anyhow...http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Angelstar.gif

[Shalot]

I wish Pendragon felt better

[hockeychick8792]

Wish granted, but in return for Pens happiness is you are now forever sad


I wish the Pittsburgh Penguin will stop beating around the bush and sign Colby Armstrong

[Pendragon]

I wish Pendragon felt better
My thanks, Shalot. God Bless you.

Pen

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Friends.gif

[Shurtugal]

i wish i wouldn't have to grow! (but who doesn't?)

[Shalot]

granted you don't have to grow. You get to stay in the same place mentally emotionally and physically for the rest of your life, which means that you will have wasted your life and learned nothing.

I wish I could sleep.

[Orpheus]

Granted. You will now sleep for for your entire life up until you take your last breath, then you will wake up, see that the world is now everything that you wanted it to be......and die.

I wish that life weren't so damn hard.

[bluevictim]

Granted; it's even harder.

I wish steak dinners were cheaper.

[stephofthenight]

i wish mothers to be. would think about the couples who cant have kids before abusing theres or getin an abortion

[stephofthenight]

oops granted steak dinners are now just an arm or a leg not both

[bluevictim]

Granted; they stop abusing their kids but they start abusing their dogs.

I wish traffic lights would always turn green for me.

[stephofthenight]

granted, but new laws require you to stop at green lights...
i wish that our world could stop having war and stay in one peice

[Orpheus]

Granted but in exchange for eternal piece, a one world government has been established, the entire population is under serveilance, religions have been outlawed, and freedom of speech is researved for those that have nothing important to say.

I wish there was a drug to put me into a dream-state whenever I want.

[bluevictim]

Granted, but then there are no more war movies or war novels.

EDIT:
Orpheus: granted, but one of the side effects is loss of desire to get into a dream-state.

I wish I didn't get caught speeding.

[stephofthenight]

granted but now you take the life of an innocent animal or child because u couldnt stop in time...

i wish that i could disapear on comand

[bluevictim]

Granted, but it's on my command.

I wish innocent animals and children would stop jumping in front of my car.

[stephofthenight]

granted with the fact that rain still makes roads slick and trees dont move
i wish that all the orphens had there parents until they where at least 17

[Domer121]

Granted*
I wish that I everytime I want to say something sassy there was an automatic lock that prevented it....so I wouldn't be sorry later...

pills11.com ;))

[stephofthenight]

GRANTED!!!
lol, i wish that ability to make anyone happy under any circumstance like the world is a perfect place

[Shalot]

Granted but then a comet crashes into earth and everyone dies

I wish that the benefits lady in Human Resources would answer my questions

[stephofthenight]

granted, but then the other lady contridicts her and u have 2 diffrent answers to decide between confusing you more

i wish that i could turn back time

[Poetess]

I wish I could fix what happened

[stephofthenight]

dont we all...granted

i wish i could change my past

[Poetess]

Oh sorry!
GRANTED -twice

I wish I could read people`s minds

[stephofthenight]

granted, but you now have to know the truth about what everyone thanks of you and wants to do....

i wish i didnt have these doubts
i wish i didnt know inside
that it wont work out for you and i
i wish i didnt have to wonder just what you are doing now
i wish i could stop this wishing and just say my last goodbye

<333 superchik

i wish i could see myself as everyone else sees me

[Poetess]

granted, but then you wont have a special view of urself

I wish I could go back to Tiesto`s concert

[stephofthenight]

granted

i wish i wasnt addicted to the internet...mostly here and myspace

[Poetess]

Granted! I adore myspace :D

I wish I can stop the fear of stairs and dancing

[stephofthenight]

granted

i wish my daddy would undersant that even thou i have
23cats,4rabbits,3hampsters,4birds,2sugargliders,2g oats, a ferret,triantuala,snake,and3puppys...that i realy need a pet owl

[Shurtugal]

granted... but all your other pets will die as soon as your daddy says yes.

i wish we could all be more wise and understanding.