Complete The Thought

[Pendragon]

a six pack and 32 inch biceps.

"I'm not afraid of you!" screamed Alice. " You're nothing but...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... a late poster! And a quick corrector!!! :lol:



It's not fair, I should be the ...

[Riesa]

King of the World.

Talking about non essentials on the phone is complete....

[Pendragon]

nonsense, which describes a phone in general.

I think that I shall never see...

[adilyoussef]

... what I've seen before for that things hapen but once.

My life is short and this waht ...

[samercury]

...I'm thinking right now

Fish are...

[Riesa]

amigos. no son comida.

I slit the sheets, the sheet I slit.....

[samercury]

eek
...tried to choke me in my sleep

Coffee is...

[Riesa]

Mine. Mine. Mine. Mine.

Nancy Drew knows how to....

[samercury]

...solve mysteries

Riddles are...

[Riesa]

hard to solve, kind of like thinking of anything funny to say right about now, or this entire day, as a matter of fact.

Some days my brain is ....

[Anon22]

like a fly, dead.

Perplexing...

[samercury]

...thoughts floating in my head

Everything has a....

[Riesa]

point, maybe.

The scariest man around is....

[Pensive]

... my uncle.

What would you like ...

[adilyoussef]

... for lunch? (btw it's lunch time and I'm hungry)

Music can be noisy if ...

[Pendragon]

I'm the one on bass guitar and my friend Kenny on piano!

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew...

[samercury]

...the king wouldn't be amused by his jokes

Cats and dogs...

[Riesa]

make lovely pets, but seahorses make better dinner.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... me; and we both luuuuurve those kittens!!! :lol:


Pick yourself up, brush yourself down and ...

[Ryduce]

then fall down again.


I seen a man.................

[chmpman]

...and he done looked proper like.

Never sign something that...

[samercury]

...you're unsure of :goof:

A little bird told me...

[Virgil]

...that today he would peck your eyes out.

I love to cook because....

[chmpman]

...you've done a bit of research into the fast food industry?


Right now I just want to...

[Virgil]

...eat a chimpanzee.

Cannibals make me want to .....

[Weeping Willow]

run and hide...

Bananas make me want to........

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... leave the skins in corridors. :banana:



Cricket is the best game in the world because ...

[Pendragon]

the little critters jump so delightfully down the stretch to the finish line!

I know that ain't exactly cricket, but...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... neither is a cicada.



I love the smell of ...

[Weeping Willow]

Rain.

Rain is my.......

[Pendragon]

comfort zone, so don't mess with it!


Sunshine is overate because...

[Weeping Willow]

it burns our skin!

Our skin is such........

[Pensive]

... ... I don't know what to say...

You know that ...

[Riesa]

there's no gene for fate.

I can't go anywhere without seeing.....

[Pensive]

... my purse.

Someone is watching ...

[adilyoussef]

... tv right now.

I'm thinking of something so I should....

[Pensive]

... say hello to my friend.

Hi adil ...

[Riesa]

what's new in your corner of the world?

Oh, I'm picking out a thermos for....

[Virgil]

...a picnic this beautiful spring-like day.

Everything is popping up.....

[Riesa]

like the pillsbury dough boy's chef hat! :D

Just be yourself, sir. Whatever happens, ....

[Virgil]

...you will succeed or fail as yourself.


The spring air makes me want to .....

[ElizabethSewall]

...leave my office and go for a walk.

While coming back home I met...

[chmpman]

...a group of fairies in boots. Just like the Black Sabbath song.

If I saw a fairie I would...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... know I'd had a drink too many.

(PS. The sabbath song was apparantly about skinheads being effeminate, according to Ozzy)

You can't Rock with a ...

[rachel]

a screaming baby.

saturdays are the absolute worst day of the week to me because......

[Virgil]

....I have so much house work to do.


A bald woman is so.....

[Riesa]

unique! and cool like the Borg Queen.

Stand on one leg, pat your head and.....

[Virgil]

...and try to relieve yourself at the urinal (men's urinal that is)

What's nice girl like you doing in.....

[RobinHood3000]

...the company of a schmuck like me?

Rubber bands snap like...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... strollin' pimp's fingers.



Question 1. In Hamlet, what is the significance of ...

[Virgil]

...Hamlet's black clothes? Did he have black underwear too?


Liposuction is a fun way to.............

[Aurora Ariel]

show your Aunty you care about her health.


I couldn't help it, I just couldn't help it, I had to inform them that.........

[RobinHood3000]

...the immortal rainbow of sky and space, Aurora, has returned!


Nature rejoices because...

[samercury]

...It's in complete control once more

Poor granpa Winter, he...

[Riesa]

gonna down the road feelin' bad.

Wippee!! it's feeling like ....

[chmpman]

... Grandpa Winter didn't stand a chance against large-scale industrialization and the automobile industry.

(I made that one work pretty well, for being slow, if I do say so myself)

I personally have a dislike for...

[Riesa]

celery and coconut cakes.

Have you noticed how different...

[samercury]

....thoughts and actions are

A store is...

[Pendragon]

a place to get lousy service, and sub-standard junk!


A banana provides both nourishment and...

[Virgil]

..and a skin to convenietly place where someone can slip on it.


The road to perdition is..............

[Pensive]

... harsh but when you will reach the death, everything will be smooth and easy.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to ...

[Pendragon]

and the rest of this has been considered unfit for children.


Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

[Pensive]

... from the wall.

Twinkle twinkle little ...

[Weeping Willow]

Rinlke! haaaaaaa where??? on your face!!!!! haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Dow!!! Bart you little.......

[Riesa]

resilient pancake,you.

Some overcast days make me sad, while others..

[Virgil]

...make me hibernate in fear of lightning.


Between going and staying....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... there is dithering.



I wonder what's in this ...

[samercury]

...box- guess I'll have to open it

What would happen if...

[Virgil]

...all girls were attracted to me?

I was very lucky not to....

[Danny1957]

fall into the crack and....


bounce through the Earth's deepest and most secret paths to the otherside of....

[samercury]

...the mirror

The three old ladies control....

[Danny1957]

Destiny's children....

although it is a task that they must not enjoy because...

[Virgil]

..they are wicked little things.

I think that clothing is....

[Ryduce]

optional,unless your part of a nudist colony, then its irrelevant.







Old people sometimes..........

[samercury]

...act wery strangely
*chokes on laughter*

If you do well on this test, you'll...

[chef]

pas and not go to summer school

have a great time, life is....

[samercury]

...short

What kind of deal can....

[Virgil]

...act wery strangely
*chokes on laughter*
...
Hey I resemble that remark!


...you make at the car dealership.

No, no, it was a mistake to.....

[samercury]

:goof: *Sorry great one >.<*
...wait until the last minute

The wolf is...

[Virgil]

...a very noble animal.


It's time to cuddle into a nice .....

[samercury]

...warm bed and go to sleep

Look out, it's...

[Pensive]

... a beautiful morning.

Why I am so mad? Why I am so ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... utterly convinced that everyone else is an alien invader in disguise?



If we all sing really loudly, we can ...

[Weeping Willow]

make the world shake!!

What if i were to...

[Riesa]

jump up and down on a water balloon?

The river is deep, the ...

[Weeping Willow]

soul is deeper.

I have to go so i say goodbye to................

:wave:

[Riesa]

me? byez, chum. :wave: :D

Some terrible fish live....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... in the nostrils of alligators. Really horrible, bad-tempered, foul-mouthed little critters. The poor alligators daren't sneeze for fear of antagonising them.


I promise not to ...

[Pendragon]

to antagonize you if you promise not to irritate me! Peace out!


The trouble with always telling the truth is...

[Virgil]

..that the truth comes back to haunt you.


The hotest night spot in town is....

[Ryduce]

the one closest to the sun.







Elves and tigers often.....................

[Virgil]

...have dwarfs for dinner.


Paying taxes is like ....

[Ryduce]

making love;I rarely do it.






Submarines and whales..................

[Virgil]

....both let out bubbles from their back ends.


A great night sleep does....

[samercury]

...wonders for a headache

Why does.....

[Virgil]

...Same stay up so late?


I need to curl up and.........

[samercury]

...start counting sheep

Another day has passed and....

[Weeping Willow]

yet i still here.

Why does it seem as if...........

[Pensive]

... I am being awkward?

Amazon Queen ...

[Pendragon]

sounds like a cool name for a rock band!

A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock...

[Pensive]

... does it make any sense to you?

Pensive's Neverland is ...

[Weeping Willow]

Dow too slow..

Pen's -

is where i get my *********** (cencored for safty mesoures :P )

Pensive's -

The place to be

Wine, beer and ......

[Pensive]

... pig's meat is not allowed in Islam.

I am very nasty ...

[Pendragon]

but not very often!

To view one's self in a mirror is like...

[Pensive]

... being too conscious about beauty.

Serendipity is ...

[Weeping Willow]

A great nickname of a great friend!

Great frineds are....

[Pensive]

... a bliss.

Love will find ...

[ElizabethSewall]

your way Pensive!

Jack and Jill went... :D

[Xamonas Chegwe]

steady for a few months but Jack wanted more! In order to get the sympathy vote he engineered the whole "falling down the mountain" thing (Jill was soft enough to believe you find water at the top of hills - I mean really!)

Unfortunately for him, all he got for his pains were vinegar and brown paper (Jill later ran off with an insatiable, gypsy knife-sharpener.)



Humpty Dumpty ...

[Riesa]

sat in a bar, drinking away his life,
So never flew, never fell, he never saw what he could see;
In the end all the king's horses trampled him whilst he stumbled home to his box.
:eek2: sorry.


Baa, baa black sheep....

[Virgil]

...anyone for lamb chops?


All this time I thought you were....

[Pensive]

... a little confused but now I believe that you are completely insane.

I got to be ready for school ...

[Virgil]

...or I'll get a good spanking.

Come home to a .....

[Riesa]

kissy dog and a waggy wife.

Don't ask me what that is supposed to....

[Pendragon]

to do, I just work here.

Old King Cole, was a merry old soul, mainly because...

[Grumbleguts]

he was too senile to know better.


The square on the Hypotenuse...

[Pendragon]

read: "Hi. Pot In USE." So why did you walk in?

In the immortal words of Samuel Jonson...

[Pensive]

... we just too intriguing

And now the time has come so my love ...

[Virgil]

...goodbye. Nice knowing you. Have a nice life.

Through the lonely nights i....

[Pensive]

... kept on having bad dreams.

Robots are strange but ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...you get to expect their clanking and squeaking.

If you do not adjust that frequency...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... you will be dancing to static all night.



The road goes ever on and on ...

[adilyoussef]

... and its end and mine are but one.

Live as long as you can and die...

[AimusSage]

....an old and shrivelled person at the ripe age of 158.

Jumping of a cliff is....

[jackyyyy]

...gonna make you stiff.

But falling into bed....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... with Scarlett Johansson is gonna make you stiffer! :brow:


Some words are best left ...

[Pendragon]

unsaid if you plan on surviving the night!

The sign on the dog warden's office read...

[Ryduce]

... with Scarlett Johansson is gonna make you stiffer! :brow:








The man couldn't be more correct.

[Mililalil XXIV]

..."Sit down over in that corner!"

Tomorrow he plans to...

[Riesa]

make some plans.


May the road rise to meet you....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...chin high at tide.

Now, just for starters, how about...

[Virgil]

...fried monkey liver on a cracker.



Congratulations, you've just ...

[classicsgirl]

cracked the code

why don't you take time out to........

[RobinHood3000]

...greet the new forum member, classicsgirl??



Soda differs from pop in that...

[chmpman]

...the latter does not sound quite as pretentious.

Birthdays are great times to...

[Virgil]

...cry about getting another year older.


Who do you think....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...is on the other side of this monkey?

Do I make myself....

[Pensive]

... clear to you or aren't you getting what I am saying?

I am going to ...

[Pendragon]

ruin a perfectly good sentence here by blathering about nothing....


Hark! Hark! The dog do bark! The beggers are...

[NNoah3]

throwing stones at him again.

Oh, my God. I can't believe.......

[Whifflingpin]

...in You, so why am I talking to you?

When Dick the shepherd blows his nail ...

[Virgil]

...the sheep run for cover.


To prepare for tonight I am.....

[RobinHood3000]

...going out in cape, cowl, and utility belt. Boy, does Batman look STOO-PID.



The Quantum Arrow...

[Virgil]

..flies at the speed of light.


Walls and bridges were made to...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...sog, then drop, then swim to the depths!

Hey! Who took my...

[Pensive]

... precious silver knife?

We seemed ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...to tango with our eyes in the winking moonlight.

But then that ornery ole' crow...

[samercury]

...tried to kick me :cold:

The world is....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

A large ball of rubber bands upon which we all bounce.
(Don't ask me what that means - I haven't a clue!:D)


A bucket is ...

[samercury]

*makes sense* lol

...very very useful

If you spell....

[Ryduce]

radar backwards it is still radar.Imagine that.






I was attacked by a goat.........................

[samercury]

:lol:

...who thought I was a piece of paper

A piece of candy is...

[AimusSage]

...like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get.

Jumping guinea pigs are...

[samercury]

*true*

....very deli...um.. entertaining

Is it just me or does...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... smoking crack mixed with opium, cheese and road tar give everyone a headache if they've been drinking meths for 36 hours?


Doctor! Can you ...

[samercury]

http://www.cosgan.de/images/kao/konfus/g020.gif

...help me find my head- I lost it somewhere

Please remember...

[AimusSage]

... to bring the cooky jar next time we go to the guinea pig convention

Whatever I say...

[Pendragon]

please ignore, my brain is on leave for the night!


If I only had a brain...

[RobinHood3000]

...I might not hear this echo in my cranium.


Paper cranes...

[Pendragon]

fly across a paper moon...

If the art of Japanese paper folding was more popular...

[Ryduce]

we would have less time to do much more fulfilling activities.Such as making rubberband balls,and lego houses.




Tom Jones is.................

[Mililalil XXIV]

...insidious.

But you, my darling - you...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... are a chocolate soldier, slowly melting beneath a desert sun, hoping against hope for an eclipse.
(Now someone please tell me they understand that and I'll call the funny bus for you straight away! :D)

The amazing thing about whortleberries is ....

[Virgil]

...are about to fall off the balcony...with a little help from me.


Herky-jerky was the way he....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...called it, and herky-jerky is how it'll just have to stay!

I don't get to perambulate alone if the...

[Pensive]

... path is dangerous.

Freeze, Freeze. thou bitter sky ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...before fell avengers awake thy torments!

Sure, you could...

[Pensive]

... rent my movie.

Sorry girl but you ...

[Pendragon]

broke the limits of good taste with that hairdo...

If Dracula and Frankenstein made a box-office smash movie, you could...

[hera-on-earth]

do worse...

Wait till I....

[rachel]

find out who you really are hera!

I presume you are telling me the truth about.....

[Pendragon]

everything, for you know I do not presume anyone to be a teller of falsehoods!

Well, we came off turn two, there, and...

[jackyyyy]

a ways more and we'll be arriving outside your house.

If my battery packs in would you mind.....

[Riesa]

loaning me your windmill?

Let sleeping dogs....

[Virgil]

...sleep so you can sneak into the kitchen and grab a snack in peace.


The world is too much....

[rachel]

for Rachel

To be absurd of speech is to fools what ice cream is to.....

[Virgil]

...Rachel! [Whatever that means.]

Sing, goddess, of the wrath of....

[Riesa]

Khan.

He brought him down with a glinting jagged rock...

[Virgil]

...but lost his balance and fell off a cliff.


Take this job and ....

[RobinHood3000]

...season it with some paprika before shoving it into a sock and waving it in the air. Why? I dunno.

A DeLorean DMC-12 is a cool car because...

[Virgil]

...it can fly like an airplane, float like a boat, and dive under water like a submarine.


Are you sure that the chain saw will not......

[chmpman]

...fall into the hands of demented hillbillies?

Live long and...

[Virgil]

...prosper, but only if you know the Vulcan password.


Captain Kirk was a little....

[Pensive]

... mad. He used to make ships out of paper to float them in the water. That's why he was known as Captain Kirk.

Tell me, why do you ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...speak of Capt. Kirk and of wind mills and of other indelicacies?

I am too old to not know...

[Pensive]

... of your whereabouts.

I have completed...

[samercury]

...All the tests that I missed

Why do birds always...

[Virgil]

...fly into windows. Drunk, I tell you, drunk.


Think pink and you ....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...will know the most.

Brains are pink, so it is obvious...

[samercury]

:cold:
...Why everything's fading away X_x

Somewhere over the rainbow...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...there's a tear drop in a waiting pot of gold.

I drift away and...

[chmpman]

...lies a civilization of mice waiting to take over the earth.

Before you go, be sure to...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...go.

Don't leave until you...

[samercury]

...Sign this contract

You'll get a free cooky if...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...neither of your shoes come back off!

Don't you just rue...

[Virgil]

the day we met?


See for yourself what....

[samercury]

...Life has in store for you

A pen is....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...a note-kisser, and an eye a lover of light.

But what does...

[chmpman]

...is only mightier than the sword to those who know how to use it.

The meaning of life is best summed up with these nine words...

[Virgil]

to hell with it all and forget about it.

Hey that was pretty good!!


My brother is one ....

[samercury]

...Non-existing-annoying-brat

If you look at the world upside down...

[Virgil]

...you must be a bat.


Shadows and dust are but ....

[samercury]

lol
...parts of life

If you see a bird reading a book...

[rachel]

I hope it isn't Skipper who says 'dumb dumb Rachel'

Sticks and stones in fact do break bones but chicken bones never.....

[samercury]

...try to swallow you

A blook is a...

[Pendragon]

book that got past the editors.

The reason that penguins are black and white is...

[Pensive]

... that they are penguins.

Koa is having ...

[Pendragon]

a celebration of the day of her birth! Happy Birthday!

Oh, my dear Pensy, wherefore art...

[RobinHood3000]

...thou still flapping?


Do mice and men like grapes of wrath, or...

[Riesa]

are they just east of eden?

A catnip mouse and a bowl of cream...

[jackyyyy]

slowly make their way to bed at last, while Bertrude eyes the floorboard above for falling dust.

In her usual effervescing manner the lips would part, but this time revealing...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... a half swallowed kitten.


Perfecting the art of invisibilty, I walked out of the house and ...

[jackyyyy]

(her false teeth.. hehe)

tripped on the perfect thing under me feet.

I just couldn't handle another phone call from her, so I...

[Riesa]

walked into the path of an oncoming bus.

The ability to reason the un-reason which has afflicted by reason saps my ability to reason, so that I....

[jackyyyy]

can reasonably reason to be unreasonable in the most reasonable of season.

the bus shows up late, which I mostly hate, and when I am late...

[adilyoussef]

...I take a taxi.

And that is the reason why...

[RobinHood3000]

...I was speeding.


Saint George and the dragon decided...

[jackyyyy]

it wasn't St George's day, and he would lose that way.

Agatha was sure it was the butler, but the butler was..

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... equally convinced that he was an ostrich.


Take twenty-three steps to the north, turn and take five paces towards the tree in the far cornfield. Turn around three times and ...

[jackyyyy]

you're now in a different place.

If airplanes were made of air, and boats could be made of water.. I might then ...

[rachel]

try my hand at creating a person using mashed potatoes and .....

"tea" she said sweetly" is the only way to swallow those.....

[sdr4jc]

awful thoughts of late, pushed into view of the memory and chisled onto the stone of time.

Never had one so fair joined the ranks...

[rachel]

of the hopelessly befuddled.


they wasted all that money on such a .......

[RobinHood3000]

...silly looking car. Like a washing machine with wheels.


Springs and pulleys...

[AimusSage]

Springs and pulleys make the earth rotate twice as fast as guinea pigs can run at maximum velocity.

The arrow points to...

[RobinHood3000]

...the heart of the mutinous Scher-iff of Nottingham.


Merry men live...

[samercury]

..more than 50 years

Little sisters are...

[Virgil]

...good to beat up when you feel the need for excersie.


There was nothing in the ....

[samercury]

:eek:
...cup- I wonder where it all went

Music is...

[Riesa]

necessary for good mental health.

My favorite song right now is....

[AimusSage]

like pepper on a steak.

Friends are.......

[Virgil]

...all canines. Why?


Don't you know you can't....

[rachel]

get Virgil to behave himself and act like the gentleman I know him to be when he has just consumed all those sausages and peppers and onions and have a gallon of Cianti by himself.

Drawing faerie stories by the light of the moon is the same as.......

[Virgil]

:lol: I am in an impish mood this afternoon for some reason.

dreaming of a winter wonderland.


Pretty soon now you are going to.....

[rachel]

pm you and have a few speaks with my dear brother that I love so.(did you get the dvd yet?-do it just do it)


The wind swept plain was a perfect canvass for her......

[AimusSage]

To make a nice finger painting.

The running man said...

[Riesa]

there's Burning Man!

The ideal position for reading is....

[Virgil]

...standing on your head in a yoga position.


The harder they come the harder they....

[AimusSage]

run right past while yelling "Lion! Lion"

Lizards and Salamanders...

[samercury]

...are both cool

I once saw a deer with a ....

[AimusSage]

an Ipod running from a big brown bear with a big stick.

Once upon a time there was this huge...

[samercury]

...castle in the sky; it no longer exists now because it fell on me

Hiking is...

[AimusSage]

(Who dropped my castle?)

Something I enjoy doing, and I do it often.

When crows are on acid...

[samercury]

...they do strange things

A fence is only....

[AimusSage]

a fence when it's in my way, if it isn't, it's scenery.

A nightingale and a crow...

[rachel]

as effective as the reason for it.


Jack Jack could eat no fat, his wife......

[samercury]

...tried to feed him, but he wouldn't eat

What's the matter; are you...

[RobinHood3000]

...ill? Didn't you hear me, starrwriter? Do you feel--UGH!! Come on, starr, just because someone steps within a mile of your personal space doesn't mean you have to blow chunks on 'em!!


The Taj Mahal...

[samercury]

yikes! lol

...is sooooo beautiful

Could you help me find...