Complete The Thought

[Riesa]

:ladysman: the tiny individuals who have their own lives when no one is looking...

Firemen and Fed-ex boys are sooooo............

[Pensive]

... stupid.

Upon her mantle, Luthien Tinuvial ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

has sewed used tea-bags, chicken bones and bottle-tops - she's a little strange. :nod:


I'll put you in your box for a little while, it's ...

[Pendragon]

embarassing to have you sit on my lap all the time! Besides, my lips move! :p

Because I could not stop for Death...

[AimusSage]

...I ran him over with my car, what was he thinking, standing in the middle of the highway anyway?

Somehow I think Emily Dickinson...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... is not an appropriate name for a pet skunk; now please remove that thing before it goes off!


Yesterday was just ...

[Pensive]

... as perfect as a Saturday should be!

Of wind I sang ...

[Weeping Willow]

when rain had come.

All of those dark hours......

[Whifflingpin]

..hanging in chains, waiting for dawn to arrive with the eagles that tear at my entrails

Primroses ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... should lighten up a bit. The same goes for snootytulips and hoitytoityaspidistras.



I know I said I'd pay, but ...

[rachel]

(if ever you sounded English it is in that statement)

said I'd pay, but.....

I lied.

Don'e think I wasn't paying attention when you went and said...

[Weeping Willow]

Whatya talking about willis!!!

Every Day i..........

[Virgil]

...wake up to the taped sound from my alarm clock of some vomiting.



sleep has always....

[Ryduce]

made me a little less tired.




My walls remind me of.......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...your walls; this makes me feel closer to you even when we're apart.



God's turban and tutu! What the dickens do you think you're ...

[chef]

My walls remind me of all the good partys at the house!


when i feel the wind in my face i remember....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...not to put my face near your backside when you've been eating beans. :lol:



Long live ...

[Riesa]

Queen Rachel.


Now would be a great time for a long.......

[chef]

...nap
jajaja good one Xamons! :lol:
If i could have a wish come true i would wish for...

[Themis]

.. more wishes, naturally.

You haven't ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Thanks chef.

... answered my question so now I have another; what was it I asked exactly?


Pokemons make excellent ...

[RobinHood3000]

...shish-kebabs.


Pokémon cards serve well as...

[Virgil]

...toilet paper. What's a pokemon?

Your cell phone doesn't....

[chef]

...grow money to pay its bills- quote from MY DAD :D

Five cents can be useful…

[RobinHood3000]

...to determine whether to have the chicken or fish. Not much else.


Between heads and tails...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... there's a lot of juicy kitten! :lol:



Please don't put me in the ...

[Ryduce]

(haha that was a funny one Xamonas)



closet because there just isn't enough light in there to read.



When I see a red light I............

[Riesa]

quietly curse.


The best way to organize..

[Ryduce]

is alphabetically,except start with the letter U and end with the letter C and dont worry about the letters in between.


Life reminds me of..............

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... penguins - don't ask!


Luckily, I had my swiss army knife, so I ...

[AimusSage]

...was able to build a nice sports car out of an old milkcan and a small hose. To bad about the flat tyre.

Speed is...

[chef]

...the best thing when you are in a car race!!! :D

if i could be an animal i would be...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... making a billion on Wall Street.


Spitting is not ...

[Ryduce]

permissible in front of others,unless you happen to dislike that person.







What really drives me crazy is............

[chef]

that sometimes i am looking for something i have in my hand! :rage: kinda dumb :lol:

if i won the lottery...

[Pendragon]

all my reliatives would come crawling out off the woodwork like cockroaches!


If you see her...

[samercury]

:lol:
....Run away as fast as you can

Pichu are....

[chef]

tell her that i miss her.

why be sad when i can...

[Ryduce]

be miserable.





If I had one day to live I would...............

[chmpman]

... seek to live longer than that day.

Doctors offices are...

[chef]

...smelly
do my homework or....

[Virgil]

...grow money to pay its bills- quote from MY DAD :D
…
Your father's right! ;)

...or my teacher will spank me.


Cara mia...

[chef]

...que envejece con el tiempo. (sabes hablar español?)

go camping or...

[chmpman]

... bath in limburgher (sp?) cheese. Either way, you'll probably smell afterwards.

Fishing is...

[rachel]

a bitter dirge for the little unsuspecting fishees.

Better a bowl of soup and bread in laughter than a banquet......

[Virgil]

...que envejece con el tiempo. (sabes hablar español?)

go camping or...
Not really. I took many years of Spanish in Junior High, High School, and even a semester in college. I can probably read it a little, but speaking it goes right by me.

...of roasted rats.

No angel born in hell could...

[chef]

...be an angel.

If God was here would it mean...

[chmpman]

... all us atheists are going to hell?

Beyond the rainbow is a land of...

[chef]

...PURE HAPPINESS!!!

a lucky penny is a lucky penny because...

[chmpman]

...one thinks it is a lucky penny.

Beyond Jupiter is a land of...

[Virgil]

...called Montana. How is it there chmpman?

Long tall Sally is...

[chef]

...well i wouldn't know i haven't gone there.

my perfect vacations were....

[RobinHood3000]

...somehow deleted from my memory banks. Darn.


The Boxing Glove Arrow...

[chmpman]

Virgil,
Well, the weather has gotten quite nice, so I dig it.

...was never entered into my memory bank.

Horrid vactions are...

[chef]

when you stay at home!

If you fight may you fight for a brother, if you cheat may you cheat death, it you steal may you steal a womens/mens hart, and if you drink may you drink with...

[chmpman]

... a Designated Driver

Shopping is for the...

[samercury]

....bored ones

If you ever see a flying castle.....

[chmpman]

...run and hide. They may be interesed in imperialism.

Lit Net games are for...

[Ryduce]

people with alot of time on thier hands.(and I'm guilty of this)







It's getting late so I should probably................

[chmpman]

...wake up?

Time is relative to...

[samercury]

...wher you live

Does anyone have a....

[MissJaneEyre19]

light?

where in the world is...

[samercury]

...the missing codestone

Why are you....

[chef]

... a Designated Driver

Shopping is for the...
http://www.cosgan.de/images/midi/froehlich/a080.gif jaja that too!!
why are you always in my mind?
if i had a rose i would...

[rachel]

you are delightful.

why are you.....

so blind and uncaring.

the sands of time .....

[samercury]

...keep falling in my eyes ;)

The future isn't....

[chmpman]

...what it used to be.

The past is always...

[samercury]

...Coming back to laugh at you

The Teletubbies.....

[chmpman]

...have late night drinking binges.

My favorite dinosaur is...

[chef]

the T-rex http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/tiere/e015.gif haha funny!
i want to eat...

[samercury]

that dinosaur

Go get the...

[RobinHood3000]

...stick, Rexy! Go get the--bad! Bad Rexy! Femur not stick! Leggo!! OW!! AAAAAHHHH!!!


Dinosaurs as pets are...

[Pensive]

... as dangerous as a fire.

My Fair Lady ...

[Riesa]

can be so blind and uncaring, it really gets my blood boiling.

I could have danced all ........

[Weeping Willow]

the time if i hadn't lost my knees .....

Why does Bob ......

[Riesa]

keep going up and down in the water? bad, I know.

Make it so.....

[Pendragon]

hard that the whole class fails! HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

Second star to the right...

[Riesa]

and straight on till morning.

I never realized that Tinkerbell was such a little....

[Pensive]

... nasty fairy.

Peter Pan was an idiot ...

[adilyoussef]

... or perhaps he wasn't.

What makes our world dreadfull ...

[Riesa]

is not everyone likes dreadlocks.

Excuse me while I light this....

[Weeping Willow]

candle so i could see my Dreadlocks better.

My Dreadlocks will...........

[Riesa]

be so full of natties that the birds will be dancing with feverish joy.


I just ate a humongous sandwich full of....

[Weeping Willow]

cheese and hot chilli sauce! YUM! :p

But now my tummy......

[Riesa]

....is wanting it's mummy.

If you had a turtle, his name would be....

[Weeping Willow]

Yehoshua... (it's a name of a song in hebrew... sorry,, had to :p)

Why do birds.....

[AimusSage]

always insist on dropping their loads on my head (that happend to me today, yuck.

Whenever the bell sound...

[Riesa]

tweet everytime you walk up the stairs?

If you are young, when can you say you've really begun to....

[Weeping Willow]

eat snow... :goof:

If red is green and blue is......

[Riesa]

a chicken, what, will the world turn pink?


It's really time for me to ....

[Weeping Willow]

Skadadle...

In the name of.....

[Riesa]

all that is holy...must you do that again?

Why does my cursor have a funny little....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

sign saying, "I beat you to it - I was here first!"? Oh, I get it, it's a pre-cursor!

(Sorry about that - it made me cringe too - :lol:)


Wake up and smell the ...

[chmpman]

...morning cat biscuits.

Before bed I usually...

[Riesa]

sing 'god save the queen' six times. It's just a ritual, helps me sleep.

Sometimes, I put my foot in...

[RobinHood3000]

...and others, I put my foot out. 'Tis a silly-looking dance.


Batman is a goober because...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

sing 'god save the queen' six times. It's just a ritual, helps me sleep.

Sometimes, I put my foot in...

That's more times than I've sang it in my life - I don't think I ever sang verse 3 even once!


... because everyone must know his real identity - just sniff for the guy that smells strongly of rubber!


It's just not cricket to ...

[Riesa]

yell "Fore!" after you punt the volleyball.

Peter, Peter pumpkin eater...

[Ryduce]

had a wife but couldn't keep her.He caught her cheating so he beat her.






My rhymes are like.........................

[RobinHood3000]

...an episode of Jerry Springer.


Chocolate and cookies go together like...

[Riesa]

grapenuts and spaghetti.

Fishing with Grandpa is every kid's....

[Virgil]

...nightmare; Grandpa fished with a spear.

Baseball is to football as....

[Pendragon]

as a blind umpire is to a sight-impaired offical, from a fan's viewpoint.

As long as you are going to lie anyway...

[Riesa]

do it in the compliments thread, please.

A pair of glasses can look quite ....

[Pendragon]

Elton Johnish.

Why does it always get foggy...

[RobinHood3000]

...when Elton John walks from a cold to a warm location?


Sun specs are...

[Riesa]

sunnecessary...hahaha....ha. terrible.

At times, the sun is my........

[Virgil]

...friend; he tells me everything.

The ultimate collection of ....

[Riesa]

seashells, can be found scattered on beaches across the world. (steven wright)

A fly can't bird but a bird ...

[Virgil]

...can't fly either if it's an osterich.

A round trip ticket to....

[Riesa]

Isla Mujeres is on your doorstep.


The meat at taco stands can be a little....

[Virgil]

...vegetarian.

There's only one way to....

[Riesa]

skin a cat...we all know who knows how to do it with flair.

"SSSSS" is the sound that a.....

[Nightshade]

distrought librarin makes after the books are stolen.

But then if....

[Pensive]

... you will try to hurt me, I am not going to stay quiet and I will hit you.

I am Audrey Hepburn ...

[Pendragon]

and I'm Elvis Presley! We're both delusional, aren't we? :brow:

If you cannot stand the heat...

[Pensive]

and I'm Elvis Presley! We're both delusional, aren't we? :brow:

If you cannot stand the heat...

Hehehe :lol:

... then go and take a bath with cold water.

I like Neverland because ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... I get to laugh at Jacko's face all day long and he thinks I'm just enjoying the rides.


There's something big and hairy ...

[Weeping Willow]

but i think you call it my head :p

If 2 are 1 then ....

[Riesa]

dos es uno?

Once again, I must run and...

[Weeping Willow]

go to school... :p

When i'll come back you won't...

[Riesa]

have any more pickles or sauerkraut, I like to eat them when your off somewhere.

Chicken is a word that sounds ....

[Weeping Willow]

wierd if yo usay it Chinise... (espaiclly when in work you chinise game is called Chicken adventure ??? )

Why am i sooooooo.......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... fooooooooooond ooooooooof the letter OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?


I'm having a lot of trouble with this elk, can you ...

[chmpman]

...heave a grenade somewhere in its vicinity?

If Germany won WWII...

[Riesa]

wir würden alle Deutsches sprechen.

I have no idea if .....

[Ryduce]

that is a proper sentence being that I don't speak German.






This forum reminds me of.............

[Xamonas Chegwe]

That joke about the Swedish tennis player and the plate of pickled tuna. God, that was funny. Can't remember it at all, but it was really funny.



Never get downwind of ...

[Nightshade]

a lactose intolerent brest fed baby.
I knew I should have

[Kaltrina]

made a reminder to lose in cards this time, so that my sister wouldn't be angry. :lol:

What on earth ...

[mingdamerciless]

is the gerunditive form of moneo???

How dare you . . .

[Pendragon]

call Flash Gordon a "bleached blonde"? :D (Go Ming!)

Any man that hates dogs and babies...

[papayahed]

probably doesn't have a heart - check the MRI it's true!!



Dogs are....

[Pendragon]

a comfort to have around and totally braindead at times. But they come when called unlike most cats...

Keeping a pet snake hiden in your room may...

[Whifflingpin]

... be Freudening.

The Mason and Dixon line ...

[beer good]

...causes a lot of problems for conspiracy nuts who keep getting it mixed up with the Freemason-Nixon lies.

Buzz Aldrin never really knew...

[Virgil]

...that the moon was an illusion.

One small step for man, one giant leap...

[adilyoussef]

... for humanity (or is it women?).

Men and women are like...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

marshmallows and buttermilk in a way; I just don't know which way.



A man's best friend is his ...

[Ryduce]

hand.







Summertime reminds me of.................

[chmpman]

...that Janis Joplin song.

Spring is the time when...

[Riesa]

all the little bunnies and dear sweet skunks end up dead on the side of the road.

Hell is a place where....

[chmpman]

....all the crushed little bunnies and skunks get vengeance.

Under the tree was....

[tn2743]

...she and I.

I apologise for...

[chmpman]

...looking another way.


Infidelity is....

[Riesa]

a tragic tragic thing for a bunny mother. Especially in the case of a divorce, who will get custody of all those bunny-lets? And, what if she remarries another bunny with 45 bunny-lets that he wants her to adopt. Better to avoid the infidelity.


Love is a many...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

-sided polyhedron of infinte size, contained within a teardrop.



I hate the way ...

[tn2743]

love was described. :)

I was...

[Virgil]

...once a tiny bunny with elephant ears.

Tomorrow will bring many...

[Weeping Willow]

clouds over my head..

New Yoek City is.....

[Ryduce]

opportunity to some,and a cess pool for others.






I often wonder...................

[Pendragon]

while I wander, so I fall into the duck pond! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-077.gif


I don't get no respect, I tell you, no respect ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

from mosquitos, don't they care who they're biting? Don't they know who I am? I tell you, mosquitos these days....


I love mosquitos because ...

[RobinHood3000]

EDIT: Well, since you were so subtle about it :p...


...they never fill you up.


Dried mangoes and strawberries...

[Virgil]

...make you get the runs.

I'm still here.....

[Weeping Willow]

but all of you not :(...

Tears on my cheak.....

[RobinHood3000]

...and a parrot on my shoulder.


Yo-ho, yo-ho...

[Weeping Willow]

Merry christmess!!!

When you are in Rome....

[Kaltrina]

you should most definitely go see the Colosseum.

Eating ice cream...

[Pensive]

... is what I love!

There will be rain on the plains down in Spain and ...

[Nightshade]

my sister will get stuck there :D

Oranges in porridge...

[Pendragon]

still don't make the gooey stuff any more appetizing! Goldielocks can have it!


My, grandma, what big...

[mingdamerciless]

sunglasses you have. Where are they from. hmm let me guess, ummm river island? lovin them really i am.

Fashion is . . .

[Pendragon]

most definately in the eye of the designers....


I am no prude, I just do not use profanity, therefore ******** means ....

[Pensive]

... *******************************

English language, the language of ...

[Riesa]

chicken and cat-butt.

I don't know what it is about certain words, but ....

[NNoah3]

I am going to know....... some day.


When I am feeling.....

[rachel]

wistful I write to Rachel who loves me.

If apples were to wall street what they are to one's health.......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... they wouldn't need their Blackberries.



What colour is ....

[rachel]

now that is pure genius, that is so cool I am going to print it out and pin it up on my wall.

what color is Xamonas's left and right eye?

The world is tired and lonely when.......

[RobinHood3000]

...rachel is on vacation.


Sherwood Forest is lacking in entertainment--we should...

[rachel]

sorry I didn't see that little UNDERAGE Ryduce, my darling sweet Ryduce had just posted.
Cover your eyes M'Lord or I will be forced to tell your girlfriend.
Ryduce dearest you and I are going to have 'speaks' :lol:

[Ryduce]

hire strippers.




My only thought is that..............

[Ryduce]

You beat me to the thought

[non sum]

please ignore this, i have a very slow connection

[RobinHood3000]

...practice hydroponics.


Hot tubs are the playground of...

[Virgil]

....I don't have many threads.

Those poor fearful cats are....

[non sum]

being terrorized by a sadistic little toddler

life is not worth living without...

[Virgil]

gelato ice cream made in Italy.

You sang ....

[non sum]

with the tone-deaf screech of a rabid hyena

time is on my side, yet...

[Ryduce]

I seem to have misplaced my watch.







Television is like...........

[non sum]

art imitating the stupidity of the human race

life is cruel, death is...(and i'm looking for a bit more here than just "kind")

[RobinHood3000]

...on sale, three for the price of one (accident in the HOV lane).


Calculators are...

[samercury]

...fun to break ;)

A piece of paper...

[Virgil]

...is all a college diploma is.

Papa, can you please get me a.....

[samercury]

pet fish for my birthday *hehe*

You should go to...

[Virgil]

...to school to improve your french.


Annie May's cafe serves....

[Riesa]

Uncle Manny.

Nobody has seen him around, do you think...

[samercury]

lol

...the cat ate him

Why is that spider...

[Riesa]

so full of venom?

I really am very afraid of.....

[samercury]

...crossing large streets

The world looks so scary when....

[Virgil]

...when there's doggy do on the sidewalk.

Somebody's sleeping in my....

[Riesa]

refrigerator again. Oh, wait maybe that's uncle manny.

The capital of Georgia is...

[Virgil]

....Alabama?


If I'm a king bee, she's a ....

[samercury]

...person

Step slowly away from....

[Riesa]

laptop computer...it's dangerously addictive.

Put your hands....

[samercury]

...where I can see them

A chibi is....

[Riesa]

some type of fuzzy manga?


I'm just ....

[Virgil]

...too funny tonight.

They call me Dr. ....

[Riesa]

Doolittle, because I can talk to chibi's.


I may be funny tonight, but you are....

[samercury]

...hilarious

They call it insanity, but I....

[Riesa]

call it reality.

A lighten-up cocktail shoud be served....

[samercury]

....to Them :cold:

A clamp is a....

[Riesa]

detective.....

There are many things that I have ....

[samercury]

...regretted

Rain or shine...

[Virgil]

...I will come out on the street and dance.


Let's dance in the....

[samercury]

...beautiful night

If you listened to....

[Riesa]

moonshine. Wear your ten gallon.

Every once in a while, it's nice to have the door ....

[samercury]

...closed

This will be the last....

:wave:

[Riesa]

:wave:

Me too, it's getting very very....

[Virgil]

Good night, ladies. It was fun.

[Pensive]

... difficult for me to take part in the play. I don't want to take part in it.

My Fair ...

[Weeping Willow]

Lady how may i be of service?

Monkeys sheep and Donkeys all..........

[Pensive]

... are stupid, cheaters and liers.

I loved the thought that he ...

[Nightshade]

might fall and land on his face.

The sun always...

[Weeping Willow]

shine when you're here with me.

If life were more.........

[Nightshade]

boring I would dissolve.

Diamonds are....

[Pensive]

... rare.

I want to ...

[adilyoussef]

... have a long long holiday.

Holidays are for....

[Pensive]

... reading, not for sleeping.

Try to be ...

[Riesa]

rigid, uptight and angry. The world needs more people like that.

Your dad could sell a ketchup popsicle to a ....

[Pendragon]

Eskimo on an ice floe. :lol:

I need a new pair of loafers, and by the way, speaking of loafers, how's....

[Pensive]

... your work going?

And shall we be together with our arms around ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... a drunken pig?



Watching paint dry is ...

[Pensive]

... a terrible sight.

I, Agnes Grey ...

[rachel]

am feeling very blue today.


Chiquitita you and I know.........

[Riesa]

who is the fairest of them all, don't we.

A banana, some kittens and a ....

[RobinHood3000]

...Scandanavian band that was big in the 70s ;).


ABBA spells...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

A big bellied Armenian.


Gwyneth Paltrow can ...

[Riesa]

shoot an arrow quite well...at least as Emma.


The people downstairs are rather....

[Weeping Willow]

noisy...

What band? the band....

[RobinHood3000]

...left three hours ago. Whaddya mean, "riot gear"? Why on earth would I need--ohhhh...


The SWAT Team must...

[adilyoussef]

..be ready at anytime.

Like a bird my heart.......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... batters itself against your window.


It's a long time since I last ...

[adilyoussef]

... know the meaning of joy for your face I've not seen for an eternety.

If life was what we would like it to be....

[RobinHood3000]

...the "Perfect World" thread would be obsolete.


Paper clips and binder clips are...

[Ryduce]

for people who cannot afford staplers.






I'm so angry I could...............

[samercury]

...scream

Where's the...

[Virgil]

...the pizza; I'm getting hungry.

Drink, swear, steal....

[samercury]

...the soul next door

What have you done to.....

[Virgil]

...make people smile?

Hello, where is my....

[Riesa]

pantaloons...I was wearing them not two seconds ago. :eek2:

Sometimes a simple dinner and a glass of....

[Pendragon]

Absinthe don't mix very well....

Once upon a time the pigs spoke rhyme...

[samercury]

...and tried to persuade me that they were the greatest animals in the entire world

If the moon was made of cheese...

[Pendragon]

the Earth would get fondued!

Go ahead, punk, make my....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... birthday cake!



There is no point in ...

[samercury]

...trying to get him to talk

Could this be....

[Pendragon]

the last dance, the last chance for love?

Yesterday this days madness did...

[Virgil]

pantaloons...I was wearing them not two seconds ago. :eek2:

Sometimes a simple dinner and a glass of....
Wait a second. That's the second post today I've seen where you talk about dropping your pants. What's on your mnd? ;)


...was overly mad.


The dome has a big hole in.....

[samercury]

...the hallway

Flowers are.. ..