Complete The Thought

[Riesa]

Mercutio and Rosie O'Donnell...are co-hosting the the Olympic swimming events!

Isn't it amazing that........

[Virgil]

...that dogs can catch their tail.

An outbreak of ....

[RobinHood3000]

...straight hair has ruined Carrot Top.


Archery and fencing...

[Pendragon]

are darned hard to do at the same time!


There is something rotten in.......

BTW XC: The best way to remove all doubt is to tell a lie so big, that the first one gets forgotten. was a gem! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Riesa]

the compost pile.


The best way to relieve a Migraine is....

[Pensive]

... to hear rap music.


My mom has warned me ...

[papayahed]

not to eat anything off the ground, but that gumball looks really good.



As I was getting on the bus....

[RobinHood3000]

...it pulled away with my foot. Now how am I gonna get to Riverdance rehearsal??


Roller coasters...

[Riesa]

are not a good thing to get your hair caught in while you are still waiting on the platform for your turn.

Long sentences are....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

us.


Brevity...

[RobinHood3000]

...is.


Eschew...

[Riesa]

....do you have a Kleenex?


She makes a great.........

[Miss Darcy]

...unfashion model.

They look so........

[RobinHood3000]

...boring.


Sodas are...

[Miss Darcy]

burp-inducing. :D

Fox McCloud is......

[Samantha21]

FOXY!!

And why do u have....

[Miss Darcy]

antennae on your head?

The wise rabbit.....

[RobinHood3000]

...unwisely followed the lemmings.


Dr. Bunsen Honeydew...

[rachel]

is trying to break into my bedroom thru the window. I have to keep spraying him with water while I dial the police.

Cactii are really hard on your...

[Pensive]

... health.

It was the best of times and yet it was the worst of times ...

[Riesa]

and it was just like any other day.


I'm gonna shout out loud from the rooftops that....

[Pensive]

... will cure my sickness.

To be or not to be ...

[RobinHood3000]

...that is the Final Jeopardy clue of the night.


Once upon a midnight dreary...

[Pensive]

... while I pondered weak and weary.

Last night, I dreamt that I went to ...

[adilyoussef]

...to a party but was awaken by the alarm clock before having a dance with my girlfriend.

Today, I'd like to....

[emily655321]

...bathe in big, globby piles of meat.

Never tell a news anchorman...

[papayahed]

they have bad hair.


Tomorrow I'm going to start....

[Riesa]

planting whisky seeds.

The most important meal....

[Pendragon]

is the one coming up next.

I've often saw a cat without a grin, but a grin without...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

at least one fleck of spinach on the teeth, never!


Smile, and the world ...

[Pendragon]

notices the spinich in your teeth! (Drummroll!)http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/musik/music-smiley-009.gif


The worst day fishing....

[Riesa]

is when all the fish in your fishtank are already dead.


There is a raging ....

[chmpman]

... alcoholic at my doorstep demanding access to my medicine cabinet.

Small people get ahead by...

[mingdamerciless]

. . . Gorilla in my wardrobe

how many socks do you wear to . . .

[mingdamerciless]

oh phooey i did it again

[samercury]

..be able to reach the ceiling

One potato, two.....

[papayahed]

side order of fries.


I pulled the plug....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

and the plug pulled back.



There's something nasty in...

[Riesa]

the woodshed.

Grandma's in red leather.......

[non sum]

,and she's holding a riding crop!

he gradually became...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

convinced that all of his teeth had minds of their own and were plotting against each other and against him. That's when he knew he needed to give up the meths.


Did you see the way...

[non sum]

my sister slipped on the throw rug, her head missing the kitchen countertop by mere inches?!!

rubbing his hands together, he cackled...

[RobinHood3000]

...and promptly set his hands aflame with friction.


Stick a paper clip into a toaster...

[chmpman]

...and you become similar in appearance to Einstein (sp?)

(since mine got skipped) Small people get ahead by...

[Riesa]

hopping onto the back of a greyhound dog?

Cross a cow with a........

[chmpman]

...with a donkey and you've got a fat ***. (I feel like my rights have been violated)

Outer space should be left to the...

[Riesa]

lol
....celebrities; a malfunctioning transporter ought to do it.

Transparency is all that......

[rachel]

a person with celulite should not really indulge in.


If I could have just one wish about my prince charming it would be.......

[chmpman]

...that he'd turn into a wicked stepmother at midnight.

Music is best enjoyed when...

[Pensive]

... we are able to dance.

You try to be cool but ...

[Miss Darcy]

...you end up being hot instead.

Speech is gold, but...

[RobinHood3000]

...there's such a thing
As too much bling.


Water and chocolate...

[Hazel-Ra]

and alcohol are necessary for the day to day functioning of most members of society.

A deer in the woods....

[mingdamerciless]

. . . was actually a king, shot by a huntsman

Three blind mice . . .

[Pendragon]

stood on the street cornor and boogied.

http://images.animationfactory.com/imagedir/animations/animals/rodents/three_blind_mice/three_blind_mice_lg_nwm.gif

Time and tide...

[Riesa]

will eventually get most stains out.

A campfire and hot cocoa.....

[NNoah3]

is something unique to share and to enjoy in a cold night outside.

Why don't we.....

[Pensive]

... read a book?

You try your best but when ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

it's passed down the line, someone applies their worst to it and blames you!


The very worst thing about kittens is...

[Riesa]

....they leave you craving more.

A house built with straw can...

[adilyoussef]

...be blown up easily.

A friendship based on trust is ....

[chmpman]

... a firm founded friendship.

"If her daddy's rich take her out for a meal, if her daddy's poor...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

see if he'll sell her for less than the price of a meal - that's what a free market's all about! ;)


Hey Mr Tambourine man...

[RobinHood3000]

...SHUT UP!!!


We've been together since...

[Riesa]

.....November and you've never said hello.

The trees in the patio are....

[non sum]

...last night, but now i wish i'd just left him in that alley.

there has never been a love...

[Outlander]

.....that a fart could not part.

Whatever we deny or embrace......

[Xamonas Chegwe]

will slap our face in the end.



Spit into the wind and...

[Riesa]

...wash off some fresh tears.

No one ends at himself...

[emily655321]

...but sometimes I wish he would.

A stole made of live kittens is useful when...

[RobinHood3000]

...being attacked by a jug of milk.


Tom Hanks and porridge...

[samercury]

..are one and the same

In reality clouds are.. ..

[Virgil]

...nothing but car exhaust.

I expect the fan to...

[samercury]

to fall down on my head....

Little miss......

[RobinHood3000]

...Supergirl is not someone you want to irritate.


The Crimean War...

[Riesa]

fed a lot of fish, which in turn fed a lot of humans...


Bottom feeders are.....

[Virgil]

...chew ***! (sorry, the pun was overwhelming)

Where does the....

[RobinHood3000]

...Pope keep his Nirvana CDs?


The length, breadth, and depth...

[Riesa]

....of RobinHood3000's knowledge is unfathomable.

The difference between trolls and goblins is....

[Virgil]

...trolls eat goblins.

I will gladly pay you on....

[Riesa]

...Monday for a hamburger today.

A sudden blow: the great wings....

[Virgil]

...beating still above the staggering girl

That is no country for...

[Riesa]

....a figure that has grown so fabulous.

Here's the gist of what they mean...

[Virgil]

...dogs bark, cats meow.

In the event of a fire...

[Riesa]

serve it some hydrant tea.

Martha is a great....

[Basil]

....naughty girl, addicted to falsehood and deceit.

Looking back, I admit....

[Scheherazade]

I have always been perfect.

Midgets...

[Pensive]

... are microscopic animals.

Take from the inside and ...

[chmpman]

...give to the poor in spirit.

The end of the world will come in...

[Pensive]

... like a sudden earthquake.

To my astonishment ...

[mingdamerciless]

. . . the cat actually did sit on the mat

Beauty is . . .

[RobinHood3000]

...in the pancreas of the beholder.


Elevators have but once fallen...

[emily655321]

...yet they rise eternal.

A fork is to a stereo as...

[Pendragon]

a spark plug is to a car. (Assuming it's a tuning fork!)


These are times that try...

[Virgil]

...my liver.

It was the best of times, the...

[Pendragon]

winter of our discontent.

Somewhere over the rainbow...

[Pensive]

... you will find the sky.

If you like Lord Of The Rings then you ...

[Riesa]

...we have something in common.


A horse is a ....

[Whifflingpin]

..many splendoured thing

Beyond your trueness, Lady ...

[Pensive]

... Macbeth, you are a nutter.

I felt like a rose and I ...

[Riesa]

smelled like a daisy, go figure.

This is the sort of pedantry....

[Whifflingpin]

that lynched a thousand slips

Smile and the world

[Xamonas Chegwe]

laughs at you, cry and they still laugh. Might as well smile then.



Who put the bop in the...

[Riesa]

....little bunny foo foo?

I remember quiet evenings....

[Outlander]

.....the rose colored glasses insisted.


Jumping Jack Flash is a.....

[RobinHood3000]

...creepy guy in a trench coat.


Call me Ishmael, and I'll...

[Miss Darcy]

...dye my hair green!

Say, you don't know where...

[RobinHood3000]

...to find the Muffin Man, do you?


The Muffin Man? Why, yes...

[Scheherazade]

*brushing off the crumbs and with full mouth:

I fink hwe went dat way!

The Gingerbread Man, on the otherhand,...

[RobinHood3000]

...is toast.


Ogres are like onions in that...

[Scheherazade]

they get soft and brown when fried in little oil.

The midgets, on the otherhand,...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

are rather large around these parts. I'd look up rather than down if I were you.


Karma police, arrest this...

[Riesa]

...Karmic circle intruder.

A cold can really...

[Outlander]

....ensure that the buffet is yours.

universal truth without thought is......

[Riesa]

...the essence of space.

Have you heard her...

[Pensive]

... screaming at you like a bull dog?

I feel pretty and so ...

[Virgil]

...conceited.

A drink of water only...

[Pensive]

... for those who are not feeling good.

Tell me why do you have to make things so ...

[Virgil]

...meaningless.

The snow we expect is not....

[non sum]

the great miracle we imagine it to be.

my life i forfeit for...

[RobinHood3000]

...a pack of Cheetos and some pretzels.


The Super Bowl has...

[Pendragon]

passed. These are shadows of things that have been. They cannot be altered in any way.


As I was crossing Boston Common....

[Virgil]

...I step into doggy do.

Smile, though your heart is...

[RobinHood3000]

...outside your body, where it shouldn't be.


The pancreas and the appendix...

[Virgil]

...are tastey with a glass of wine.

Until we meet again we will have to...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

hop, I said to the left side of my body as it uniperambulated off into the distance.



Well it's one for the money...

[chmpman]

...two for the right hand.

Thievery should be punished by....

[Virgil]

...chopping off fingers, one at a time.

I got a funny feeling that....

[chmpman]

...existence is futile.

Personal growth is represented in...

[Virgil]

...pennies.

Driving in a blizzard is like ...

[Pensive]

... taking hold of death or running towards death.

Things will never be the ...

[Darlin]

Things will never be the way anyone expects as long as they keep expecting.

Darn, that’s . . .

[Pensive]

... not what I expected it to be!

Humbug, I tell you ...

[Darlin]

Humbug, I tell you, that kangaroo has pink polka dots - I am not seeing things!

I think I must have . . .

[Pensive]

... done something wrong.

The first Time Machine was ...

[Pendragon]

hung in an ifinate loop....infinate loop....infinate loop....

People who live in glass houses should...

[RobinHood3000]

...be careful when they bathe.


People who live in brick houses should...

[Pendragon]

have little to fear from wolves.

If you remove a thorn from a lion's paw...

[RobinHood3000]

...stick it back in and start running.


If you give a mouse a muffin...

[Virgil]

...he will thank you very much.

When the snow stops we will...

[Weeping Willow]

go out side and play.

Like the sands of time so are....

[Virgil]

...our thoughts.

Death, love, and beauty all seem...

[RobinHood3000]

...insignificant compared to a nice MLT. You know, a mutton-lettuce-and-tomato sandwich? Where the mutton is nice and lean, and the tomato is ripe...

Billy Crystal...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

is one of the few crystals not believed to have mystical healing powers by new-age nutters.


It's just gone 5 o'clock and...

[Weeping Willow]

i think my clock is broken since it's 7 here.. :goof:

One day i will.....

[Samantha21]

grow!

I wish mother would...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...wear a fish for a hat more often. Those people that complained in church were just jealous.


Twas brillig, and the slithy toves...

[RobinHood3000]

...had no earthly idea what Lewis Carroll was blithering about. :D


Don't stand too close to a...

[Koa]

...an angry woman!

Now tell me that...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

joke about the man, the woman and the oysters again.



In the remote border town of...

[samercury]

Nowhere, there lived a squack

Could it be.....

[broken_rainbow]

true that I had never noticed this work of art before?

If I crossed...

[kilted exile]

the road more quickly, I would get hit by less transport trucks.

It is always a good idea to.....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

wear gloves when peeling a kitten.



Don't put the ...

[RobinHood3000]

...horse before the cart. Wait, that's not right...


Aphorisms are always...

[Virgil]

handy.

The snow blower was a...

[ElizabethSewall]

chimera.

I vanished in the...

[Outlander]

......the past when I was not looking.


Your love is lifting me......

[RobinHood3000]

...higher than Jackie Wilson on platforms.


Cupid, draw back your...

[Outlander]

.....diaper, naughty boy needs a spanking.


Babys got blue......

[samercury]

:nod:
Lollipop in his mouth. Smile

With great power....

[RobinHood3000]

...comes a heckuva utility bill.


Do not pass GO...

[Outlander]

.....Ever!!

When my eyes get heavy......

[Riesa]

..it's a sign that I need to work out.

Sunday is a great day to.........

[Virgil]

...shovel snow. Yeah right.

My back is ....

[RobinHood3000]

...killing me. Call it a homicide-suicide.


Grover Cleveland and Sesame Street Grover...

[Riesa]

are the only Puppets to serve two non-consecutive terms.


A dictionary and a thesaurus ...

[RobinHood3000]

...walk into a bar, holding signs that say "ESCHEW OBFUSCATION."


Supercalifragilistic...

[Riesa]

lol, mightily amusing, Robin.

....I say supercalifragilustic, let's call the whole thing off!

The hills are alive with ....

[Virgil]

...with piles of mudpies.

For the writer in....

[RobinHood3000]

...Saskatchewan, the caribou provides an interesting potential subject. That, or lunch.


Tuberculosis consumes...

[Pensive]

... one's health.

It is a truth ...

[Pendragon]

that everbody thinks they know the truth.

Back in the good-old-days....

[Riesa]

online meant something entirely different.

The best way to avoid getting lost is...

[Pendragon]

to stay lost all the time!

Love is what makes...

[Riesa]

Valentine's Day lovely and annoying all at once.

You'd better put out that....

[papayahed]

dog before he messes up the carpet.


I keep checking......

[Virgil]

...my email for useless messages.

Once I decided to go to....

[Riesa]

....Hell in a handcart, but then couldn't figure out how to work the handcart .

Every woman must have a little....

[Weeping Willow]

Work.. my reading hours decreased :( ...

As time passed by i .........

[Riesa]

felt my thoughts drifting farther and farther from the work at hand....


A great cure for boredom is.......

[Weeping Willow]

going to sleep but you can also log on the lit net and chat with your friends :wave:

As i though about it it seemed more and more........

[Virgil]

...to stick one's head in a bucket of water and fish for apples, even if there are no apples in the bucket.

Art for ...

[Riesa]

coffee houses sometimes lacks talent and carries a large price tag.

Painting requires...

[Virgil]

...paint, silly.

One never gets tired of....

[Riesa]

...Virgil's wolf avy.

Change can be viewed as........

[Xamonas Chegwe]

The little children of the larger coins.



Wait! Don't...

[samercury]

..pull the doll's head off.

Who came up with....

[RobinHood3000]

...the first alcoholic beverage? Please let me spit on his grave...


Masks and masquerades...

[Virgil]

...the first alcoholic beverage? Please let me spit on his grave...
...
What? I want to give that person a medal.

...can be confusing if you lose your date.

Aranjuez, un lugar de ensuenos y...

[RobinHood3000]

...non-tilded ñ's.


The first cultivator of tobacco deserves...

[Pendragon]

a medal for the greatest marketing ploy of all time! Eventually, you will get very ill from smoking, but in the meantime, it's all the rage!



The devil made me do...

[RobinHood3000]

...violin lessons in Georgia.


Song sung...

[Miss Darcy]

...in the silhouetted shapes of sunrise will stretch the splendour of the skies!

Do you know....

[Kaltrina]

that Einstein was a genius? :)

What would you do if....

[Pensive]

... your friend breaks up with you?

Will you be ...

[RobinHood3000]

...my Valentine?? :D


Sherwood Forest...

[Pensive]

... is full of beasts asking: "Will you be my Valentine?"

Sam and Pippins were ...

[Pendragon]

on the way to San Jose.

Desperado, why don't you...

[smilingtearz]

...just get lost... go jump in the Arabian sea or something!

Its wonderful to...

[Pensive]

... have a guitar.

She was lost in ...

[ElizabethSewall]

...someone else's mind.

Love, in its shortest form, becomes...

[Pensive]

... too strong that it could defeat Lord Voldemort easily.

Leslie and Jess loved Terabithia because ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

they alone could pronounce her name, giving them a profound sense of smug self-satisfaction.



Which button do I push to...

[RobinHood3000]

...blow up everything within a three-mile radius? This one? Okay, thanks. ~push~ Hey :mad:! All that did was start the microwave! ~FOOM~

The world's greatest...

[ElizabethSewall]

...beasts live in Sherwood Forest!! :D

If I could...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

spit that well, I'd be on television.



At the bottom of a deep, dark, lonely hole lived...

[Samantha21]

...wasnt so lonely after all..since i had the worms to talk to!

Would u still like me if...

[Virgil]

...non-tilded ñ's.
..

I don't know how to do that.

...you were old and grey?

My funny Valentine has...

[RobinHood3000]

...the words "Alt-164" engraved on her forehead. How very odd ;).


It was then I felt the Stranger...

[Pensive]

... had given me a severe punch.

I was longing to see her ...

[Virgil]

...toes; supposedly she shaved them.

Neverland seems to ...

[Miss Darcy]

...have myriads of beautiful, multi-coloured birds as inhabitants - but only one, unique blue one.

Latin always manages to......

[Weeping Willow]

drink more .. and more ... and more ... and more ... and more ... and more ......

When i come to think it .......

[Miss Darcy]

...he never told me about the secret of the willow tree in our garden.

Maybe I should.....

[Pensive]

... have a cup of tea.

I am jealous of all those people who ...

[Pendragon]

finish these quotes with something profound!

You have the right to remain silent...

[Pensive]

... and it will be nice for your beautiful voice to have some rest.

Wuthering Heights is ...

[Virgil]

the finest english novel of the 19th century.

Whoever thought that I would...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

stand up to my waist in cold custard, wearing nothing but a smile and an engine-driver's hat was wrong - it's a postman's hat!


Did you see the size of that...

[Riesa]

...smile?

My tiresome petticoat keeps....

[RobinHood3000]

...sneaking off with my bloomers. Shame on them!


Chocolate sticks...

[chmpman]

...are handier in reconciling arguments than wooden ones.

Cold without snow is like...

[Darlin]

. . . smog on a hot humid day.

While I was jotting . . .

[Xamonas Chegwe]

down the number of the speeding car, somebody ran into the back of me. Teach me to write & drive!


It is quite the longest...

[chmpman]

...second when traveling the speed of light.

One day a horse told me...

[Darlin]

. . . 'I'm not in the mood to canter how bout a good gallop home? And may I add you've certainly gained some weight!'

The impossibility of . . .

[RobinHood3000]

...lightspeed doesn't deter the inventors of YT-1300s.


X-Wings and Tie Fighters...

[Virgil]

...a chicken with a baseball cap and sunglasses dancing in front of me.


Dinner time means....

[Basil]

...oh boy! Dog food AGAIN!

By the pricking of my thumbs...

[RobinHood3000]

...I need to buy some thimbles.


Fair is foul...

[Nightshade]

on the 5th of January.

IF I were to...


:D

[Weeping Willow]

go to sleep.. i was not tierd so much...

If monkeys could fly then .....

[Nightshade]

pigs probably could too.


If I hadnt broken...

[Riesa]

the rules, would it have been as much fun?


It's almost as if I ....

[Pensive]

... am going through a difficult stage.

Eyes are ...

[Weeping Willow]

looking every where... wierd...

Why when it's raining we always ......

[papayahed]

grab our gloshes and go singing in the rain.


I went to the baseball game....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

but the players decided they'd rather play chess; not the most exciting sight for 50,000 spectators, especially with a boring King's Gambit opening!


Wake me up before...

[RobinHood3000]

...I fall asleep.


Sunglasses at night are...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

a driving hazard.



There are 2 kinds of people in the world...

[Riesa]

easiest to get to bed if you first read them a story.


They were climbing, quickly approaching...

[chmpman]

...the summit of Mount Doom.

The cosmos are only infinite if....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

they work out really hard. Failing that, they are just another finite, soccer team.



Stare into the abyss...

[chmpman]

...and you may become the nothingness you seek.

Stare into the sun....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

and you get these green and purple blotches in front of your eyes.



Make fun of me if you will...

[Jay]

... and will we sure do.

I thought you'd like to know that I saw you the other day when...

[Pendragon]

your window blind flew up unexpectedly! :blush:


You know it's going to be a bad day when...

[RobinHood3000]

...the Grim Reaper shows up at your door and asks, "Ya like party games?"


When you pit mp3 players against books...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

neither make a good substitute for fighting cocks.



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