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rachel
03-19-2006, 07:15 PM
my prince charming, I am weary of the search.

he ran all the way through the meadow clutching the small bouquet of flowers in his hand just so that.....
sdr4jc
03-19-2006, 07:35 PM
his fair maiden would see the love and smell it's scent and water it's garden of life.

The most beautiful time of his life was .....
samercury
03-19-2006, 07:36 PM
...when all the leaves fell in the pool

Life would be so much easier if...
rachel
03-19-2006, 08:33 PM
those leaves were not in the pool and I didn't have to clean them all out before I am allowed to do a single other thing. ...sigh.

She knew there was only a small chance he would care but she just had to summon the courage, so running out the door still pulling her sweater on she....
Virgil
03-19-2006, 08:47 PM
didn't realize that she had forgotten to put her pants on.


I wonder if the impish mood will.....
chmpman
03-19-2006, 08:50 PM
...become contagious.

I wonder if I forgot to...
Riesa
03-19-2006, 08:51 PM
make anyone cry.

Start spreading the news, I'm....
Virgil
03-19-2006, 08:54 PM
...leaving today. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere. New York, New York.


The long march to nowhere will....
chmpman
03-19-2006, 08:59 PM
...will outlast eternity.

After winning the lottery I...
tn2743
03-20-2006, 01:06 AM
...felt lucky!

I can't sleep tonight, for...
ElizabethSewall
03-20-2006, 05:51 AM
...there is someone I miss deeply.

She was unwrapping her birthday present, full of hope, and...
Pensive
03-20-2006, 06:39 AM
... excitement but when she opened it, she found a hanky in it.

You should not know ...
RobinHood3000
03-20-2006, 07:00 AM
...how much wood a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. 'Tis information not for mortal men.



Non-alcoholic beer...
Pensive
03-20-2006, 07:10 AM
... exists in Neverland.

Look at the girl with a broken smile ...
Weeping Willow
03-20-2006, 08:28 AM
Touch her cheek and heal her soul!

Cheese masters are ...
hera-on-earth
03-20-2006, 09:20 AM
really 'cheesy' probably....

The hour of the dead can...
Themis
03-20-2006, 10:36 AM
... drag on and on.

I wish it were ....
hera-on-earth
03-20-2006, 10:45 AM
....snowing today...

It is a very very long way off to...
Themis
03-20-2006, 10:49 AM
... home.

Had he not been so considerate to bring a .....
hera-on-earth
03-20-2006, 10:52 AM
...little money for the poorer stdents, they wud hav been deprived of this lovely day at the picnic.

I love staying at my fren's place because...
Pensive
03-20-2006, 11:09 AM
... her mother is not as strict as mine and together, we have a lot of fun.

It was the summer ...
Pendragon
03-20-2006, 11:12 AM
of our laughter, not the winter of our discontient!

If you prick us, do we not...
Pensive
03-20-2006, 11:14 AM
... have the courage to hit you? We do, and we will hit you so hard that you will start seeing stars in the day.

I just can't seem to find ...
Pendragon
03-20-2006, 11:41 AM
my mind this morning. I really shouldn't let it wander like that. Bad form, Sah!


Do you suppose the Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe...
Whifflingpin
03-20-2006, 11:52 AM
was a classics scholar? Well she wasn't, she conjugated when she should have declined.

Whether I walk the streets of Manhattan, or
AimusSage
03-20-2006, 02:25 PM
jump through the open fields in southern russia, I'll never forget to look where I'm going.

After a while goblins and orcs...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-20-2006, 02:36 PM
... appeared and began playing scrabble quietly in the corner. I declined the offer of another drink at that point.


Wouldn't it be amazing if elephants could ...
chmpman
03-20-2006, 02:37 PM
... speak Chinese.

In a radio broadcast I heard...
AimusSage
03-20-2006, 02:39 PM
nothing but static

The TV shows us...
rachel
03-20-2006, 02:44 PM
as we really are and everyone's spirits are crushed.

Today is first day that I shall never again.....
Riesa
03-20-2006, 05:35 PM
wish for spring.

Settling into the weather, the little...
tn2743
03-20-2006, 07:54 PM
...fox came out onto the green grass and smell the fresh daffodils.

Nights are still dark in Spring, as...
Mililalil XXIV
03-20-2006, 11:27 PM
...though they follow some schedule.

Meantime, I'm just a ...
Virgil
03-20-2006, 11:29 PM
...little disappointed in the way the world revolves on it's axis. It could do better.


the hot pitch must be .....
Mililalil XXIV
03-20-2006, 11:39 PM
...applied like a neuro-blanket.

This will prevent the searing...
Aurora Ariel
03-21-2006, 04:44 AM
of his skin.

Despite Adam's extensive research, his invention failed to.........
tn2743
03-21-2006, 04:48 AM
...prevent Eve from wondering into the garden.

The morning greets me with such brightness, but...
Pensive
03-21-2006, 08:43 AM
... still I am unhappy.

Shall we dance and ...
Pendragon
03-21-2006, 08:48 AM
leave the cold and rain outside?

Always be sincere even if you...
adilyoussef
03-21-2006, 08:59 AM
... can avoid being in trouble by a lie.

Take your pen and ...
Pendragon
03-21-2006, 09:05 AM
write things down, write them if you are clever, for when you pass the age of forty it the only way you'll remember!

They watched the hazy sun sink...
Mililalil XXIV
03-21-2006, 02:32 PM
...behind the endless saplings of Rogurantisimaliopolis.

And out of the growing shadows a ...
samercury
03-21-2006, 09:22 PM
...blob of goo attacked

The mind is....
tn2743
03-21-2006, 10:20 PM
...wondering how the blob of goo got into the room.

I skipped school today to...
Mililalil XXIV
03-22-2006, 01:35 AM
...investigate at large.

I will be back for my exam on...
RobinHood3000
03-22-2006, 06:55 AM
...the day after Doomsday.


Gloves with claws...
Mililalil XXIV
03-22-2006, 07:00 AM
...and ties with rhine stones don't mesh to deep perfection.

And then there's Barney - he also...
Pendragon
03-22-2006, 09:17 AM
so infuriatingly nauseous I could hurl!

"Oh, no!," said the Cat in the Hat, "Every thing is now fine! As long as...
Mililalil XXIV
03-22-2006, 07:42 PM
...Golem's mother never returns from shopping near the shire".

Barney glared at the Cat with ......
RobinHood3000
03-22-2006, 08:39 PM
...all the fury a 5-foot-tall purple dinosaur with a perpetual smile can.


Wolverine had to break up the fuzzy child-icon fight with...
Mililalil XXIV
03-23-2006, 12:15 AM
...forced feedings of soda crackers and anchoves.

After just a moment, they had...
samercury
03-23-2006, 12:30 AM
...delicious coffee to escape from the cold day

Illusions are...
Mililalil XXIV
03-23-2006, 12:36 AM
...by this time, coming back like the mother eagle to her young, to haunt their gullets.

I, being the unsuspected narrator, am obliged to...
Pensive
03-23-2006, 01:22 AM
... narrate this story.

Mililalil is a nice addition to the forum and ...
tn2743
03-23-2006, 01:47 AM
..the blue bird looks tired, but it keeps on going.

If I had a time machine, I would...
Mililalil XXIV
03-23-2006, 02:27 AM
...recapture the same old frontiers for the first time again.

And then the little blue birdling and her nest of Oreo Cookie crumbled in hot, sizzling spagetti with...
samercury
03-23-2006, 02:44 AM
....chocolate ice cream sauce

What do they mean when they ask....
Mililalil XXIV
03-23-2006, 03:45 AM
..."Whence" and "Thence", then turn coat and demand both at once?!

Every place is given, but few are the...
tn2743
03-23-2006, 04:30 AM
...places where you can find chocolate ice cream sauce on spagetti! :)

The bakery is finally open, and...
AimusSage
03-23-2006, 04:37 AM
if the baker stops eating all the bread, we might be able to buy something there.

The bus is running on...
tn2743
03-23-2006, 04:50 AM
...an environmentally friendly fuel.

As soon as I make my bed, I will...
Mililalil XXIV
03-23-2006, 05:05 AM
...lick my lips down the street from the bakery.

There used to be.........
Aurora Ariel
03-23-2006, 07:41 AM
another way to get home.


The seemingly pleasant discourse turned into a solemn affair when.......
Pendragon
03-23-2006, 09:27 AM
someone had to bring up something terribly depressing, not to mention off-subject.


My grandmother always used to say when we wouldn't eat our veggies...
Pendragon
03-23-2006, 09:28 AM
Whoops! A double post! Sorry! :blush:
Pensive
03-23-2006, 09:44 AM
... "You will go to hell"

Bermuda Triangle is ...
AimusSage
03-23-2006, 10:10 AM
A place where I have collected many a treasure with my super vacuum cleaner.

A walking candle and a doorstop are...
tn2743
03-23-2006, 12:41 PM
...having an intimate conversation when Belle walks in through the door from the terrible storm outside.

What do I do with so much...
SleepyWitch
03-23-2006, 12:47 PM
What do I do with so much... rice wondered the totally impractical linguist over lunch and decided to label his pale-face, highbrow, whitecollar compounds "Bahuvrihi" (much rice). :idea:

Who ever let....
tn2743
03-23-2006, 12:55 PM
...me in the building last night coz I forgot my key is cool.

I want to fly away...
AimusSage
03-23-2006, 02:04 PM
to a place far far away, where the people are crazy and the sea is full of jellyfish.

Soon the calculator...
papayahed
03-23-2006, 03:28 PM
will expode due to the amount of calculations I am doing.

In addition to being a tasty treat Peanut Butter can also be used for....
Riesa
03-23-2006, 04:16 PM
prying mollusks off of skyscrapers.

The disappearance of certain key figures causes me to...
adilyoussef
03-23-2006, 05:20 PM
...reflect on my own end.

Being human means waiting for death, but what makes it so joyfull is...
AimusSage
03-23-2006, 05:53 PM
All those little guinea pigs that cross our path

far, far away...
RobinHood3000
03-23-2006, 05:58 PM
...stands a galaxy in turmoil.


The Force is...
papayahed
03-23-2006, 05:59 PM
surrounding us, binding us together


Luke, I am......
myself
03-23-2006, 06:13 PM
not in the mood for you


i dont think i................
AimusSage
03-23-2006, 06:13 PM
am quite fast enough

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......
Xamonas Chegwe
03-23-2006, 07:46 PM
....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OO no no I'm not a juvenile delinquent! (Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers)


Supercallifrag ...
Pendragon
03-24-2006, 01:41 AM
s can blow a building to smitherins in no time! (Frags meaning grenades, I suppose a supercallifrag would be a large caliber one!)


Me Tarzan! You....
Mililalil XXIV
03-24-2006, 02:33 AM
...intern!

I will certainly not, by any means or menace......
Adelheid
03-24-2006, 05:16 AM
force you into agreement!

Though there be woe and grief, sorrow and sadness....
RobinHood3000
03-24-2006, 06:55 AM
...there's always room for Jell-O.

("Intern"...heehee...)

In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight...
Pendragon
03-24-2006, 08:30 AM
let those who worship evil's might, beware my power, Green Lantern's Light!

It's time for me to slip out of these wet clothes and into....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-24-2006, 08:31 AM
... a pool of treacle.


We are but children, staring at ...
AimusSage
03-24-2006, 08:35 AM
the cookie platter of doom. trying to snag a cookie without getting bitten

Seven is the one of the six..........
Virgil
03-24-2006, 01:51 PM
...children of the nineth parent of the fourth grandfather.


His brain incinerates their....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-24-2006, 02:39 PM
... dead leaves and old newspapers. So useful to be friends with a killer robot.


I wonder what's under ...
Mililalil XXIV
03-24-2006, 02:41 PM
...the magic carpet today!

All the minions of so many dark hosts...
AimusSage
03-24-2006, 02:52 PM
gathered together for the annual evel minions convention

French Fries and a lampoon...
Mililalil XXIV
03-24-2006, 03:06 PM
...are a hermit's best friend.

But, as for me, a crowd......
AimusSage
03-24-2006, 03:12 PM
of upstart broccoli's really makes my skin crawl.

When I was older...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-24-2006, 03:13 PM
... I used to look forward to my youth with drooling, geriatric lips and fading, senile eyes, now I look back at old age with innocent wonder and misguided optimism.


Will you please choose a ...
Mililalil XXIV
03-24-2006, 03:16 PM
...a symphony, and attract us some listeners?!

At any rate, it wasn't until my bee broke free...
chmpman
03-24-2006, 04:15 PM
...that the birds began to be afraid.

The best way to approach a lady is to...
Virgil
03-24-2006, 04:16 PM
...that I got a sharp pain on the left side of my backside.



Life without voices in my head is like.....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-24-2006, 04:35 PM
... cartwheeling over broken glass.


Smile! The world ...
Riesa
03-24-2006, 05:27 PM
prefers a twaddling fool to a malicious meanie.

Be Alert! The world needs more...
Pensive
03-25-2006, 02:46 AM
... tolerance.

Be happy and ...
RobinHood3000
03-25-2006, 07:27 AM
...turn off that Bobby McFerrin song; it's getting on my nerves.


Don't worry...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-25-2006, 09:21 AM
... about splelnig: and, pnuctutation .


Take the duck in your left hand and ...
Riesa
03-25-2006, 11:30 AM
hop like a bunny until the goose stops hissing, I'll hold the ax.

I don't see why they aren't...
Pendragon
03-25-2006, 03:13 PM
more lerts in the world today. I mean you always see these signs telling you to be one. Must be some strange cult or something...


Do you, John, take Mary to be your lawfully...
RobinHood3000
03-25-2006, 06:50 PM
...certified executioner? And Mary, do you take John to be your lawfully rendered target? Very good--Mary, you may now pull the trigger.


I feel the need--the need, for...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-25-2006, 08:11 PM
... marquetry lessons.



Did anybody happen to see which way ...
Riesa
03-25-2006, 08:47 PM
the sad girl went?

An omelette without spinach is like a ....
chmpman
03-25-2006, 08:50 PM
...pudding without a spoon.

Einstein's theories of relativity mean...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-25-2006, 09:23 PM
...little to mice.


There's a guy works down the chip-shop swears he's ...
Riesa
03-25-2006, 09:41 PM
wearing some funky blue shoes.

Another evening just flew past tonight....
chmpman
03-25-2006, 09:49 PM
... and for others it has yet to begin.

Nice weather brings...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-25-2006, 09:51 PM
...fat people in short clothes.



There's a better way to say ...
Pendragon
03-25-2006, 10:37 PM
some things, but who brought up all this "politically correct" junk anyhow?

Excuse me, sir, but you happen to be standing in...
RobinHood3000
03-25-2006, 11:22 PM
...my soup.


Tequila...
Mililalil XXIV
03-26-2006, 02:39 AM
...today is as a swallow's sparkling eye in the rough!

Until we meat again, and wine the time with...
tn2743
03-26-2006, 05:34 AM
... the space and let's make a continuum. (c.b.)

When we finally meet, we should...
Pensive
03-26-2006, 05:42 AM
... talk to each other about our hobbies.

Wikipedia is great ...
tn2743
03-26-2006, 01:31 PM
...for finding stuffs about stuffs!

The hills are alive...
RobinHood3000
03-26-2006, 03:21 PM
...and have run away; now where will we head for when the Martians invade?


A calculator talks to a wristwatch...
Virgil
03-26-2006, 03:30 PM
...but my ipod speaks to my stereo.

My stomach continues to.....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-26-2006, 03:54 PM
...talk in Welsh, I must see the doctor.



Your credit card has ...
RobinHood3000
03-26-2006, 04:31 PM
...lodged itself in my jugular. Kindly do NOT play Batman with cards as Batarangs!!


The incredible Punching Glove Arrow...
Riesa
03-26-2006, 05:26 PM
has lost it's 'umph', and now hits like a girl.

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-26-2006, 05:34 PM
... of collecting forks told by a drooling moron.


There was a long and dusty ...
AimusSage
03-26-2006, 05:49 PM
old coat that took a walk to the dry cleaner, only to find it was closed.

When rising in the east...
samercury
03-26-2006, 06:12 PM
...the tree only has two branches

A word is...
AimusSage
03-26-2006, 06:22 PM
more then a syllable, that's why it always wins arm wrestling contests, except the small words, they're nothing in these contests.

A glass is always...
kilted exile
03-26-2006, 07:08 PM
better when it is full

I really should have........
samercury
03-26-2006, 07:25 PM
...found my eyes by now

Look carefully and you'll find....
AimusSage
03-26-2006, 07:30 PM
a golden antilope chasing a coyote with a big stick.

Respect the...
Pendragon
03-26-2006, 10:21 PM
dead, for you must join them one day....

Ever notice that people who say "with all due respect" turn out to--
chef
03-26-2006, 10:41 PM
not be so respectful???

the best thing i can think of right now is...
tn2743
03-27-2006, 03:04 AM
...being with someone I really care for, and we're playing golf on a sunny day.

If I go to this paintballing thing, I will get...
RobinHood3000
03-27-2006, 06:56 AM
...seriously bruised.


Chicken on Pizza...
Pensive
03-27-2006, 06:59 AM
... is what I can't eat because of Bird Flu.

I am bored ...
Pendragon
03-27-2006, 07:53 AM
so I seriously need to find something, anything to do! Maybe the forum will help...

Come along and listen to the...
Pensive
03-27-2006, 07:57 AM
... speech of Ralph Emerson.

Ralph Emerson ...
Riesa
03-27-2006, 10:58 AM
Ralph Emerson's middle name keeps getting lost in complicated illustrations.

Do not go where the path may lead,....
papayahed
03-27-2006, 11:32 AM
because it may end at pond of alligators.


As I watched the geese fly above.....
Riesa
03-27-2006, 11:43 AM
my head, I got an unpleasant surprise in my eye.


It's best to walk quickly when...
tn2743
03-27-2006, 11:44 AM
...I am late for my 8:30 lecture.

It's best to run when...
Virgil
03-27-2006, 11:46 AM
...a crow is following your every move.

Hi Riesa :wave:

California is a place to.....
Pensive
03-27-2006, 11:46 AM
... many but it is like a heaven to its citizens.

It is best to run when your mother is in rage and ...
tn2743
03-27-2006, 11:48 AM
...hide behind your dad, who's in a worse rage.

I have so many bruises after paintballing, so now I am going to....
Riesa
03-27-2006, 11:50 AM
take a bath in some raw meat.

There are many dangers in the woods, especially...


Hiya, Virgil
Virgil
03-27-2006, 11:50 AM
...take a hot bath and wash off the paint.


I'm too lazy to .....
Riesa
03-27-2006, 11:53 AM
redo the complete the thought.

Occasionally, routine can become...
Pensive
03-27-2006, 11:54 AM
... edit my post but still I had to edit it.

Now guys you should ...
tn2743
03-27-2006, 11:57 AM
...slow down a little :)

Ok, So I was given some money to buy food, but...
AimusSage
03-27-2006, 12:52 PM
I spend it all on those wonky flying fish toys that spin around and make me all dizzy

Garterbelts in france are...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-27-2006, 01:03 PM
... compulsory for police officers.


One of the most interesting things to do with forks is...
AimusSage
03-27-2006, 01:04 PM
building the eiffel tower

Better a ship afloat...
Ryduce
03-27-2006, 02:36 PM
than a ship with Gilligan.



Birds and goats..................
Riesa
03-27-2006, 02:40 PM
and does eat oats, and little lambs eat ivy.

The best way to care for your....
adilyoussef
03-27-2006, 02:43 PM
...friends is by listening to them.

No one can tellyou the truth but...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-27-2006, 03:08 PM
...someone with no concern for your feelings.



The sun is a huge ball of ...
Riesa
03-27-2006, 03:08 PM
splendididitly dumptiousness.


Spring rain makes me want to...
adilyoussef
03-27-2006, 03:10 PM
...dance and dance and dance.

Spring rain is like....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-27-2006, 03:27 PM
...autumn rain in colour but is only found in the wild between March and June.


Platypusses ...
Ryduce
03-27-2006, 03:48 PM
were created when God was drinking.






If only I was a viking..............
Virgil
03-27-2006, 04:48 PM
....then you would be on an ever losing football team.


I'm so sorry I spilled my coffee on your....
RobinHood3000
03-27-2006, 05:18 PM
(Platypuses) were created when God was drinking.
A-ha!! A fan of Robin Williams?
Riesa
03-27-2006, 06:46 PM
I'm so sorry I spilled my coffee on your....

ledenhosen.

Mother told me never to play with guns, But I shot ....
Ryduce
03-27-2006, 06:56 PM
A-ha!! A fan of Robin Williams?

Did he say that????

I am a pretty big fan,but that just came off the top of my head.
RobinHood3000
03-27-2006, 09:37 PM
Something like it--he discusses how there's someone who said, "There's no Devil, there's just God when he drinks." Then he goes on to say, "if God drinks, maybe He does drugs. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus? God probably said, 'Okay...let's take a beaver...okay...give it a duck's bill!!! Hahaha! It's a mammal, but it lays eggs!'." Or something to that effect.
Ryduce
03-27-2006, 10:00 PM
LOL I never heard that before.He does have a point though.
Virgil
03-27-2006, 10:43 PM
ledenhosen.

Mother told me never to play with guns, But I shot ....
...the postman. he was just passing by with his mail bag and I thought it was a bear.


Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but...
RobinHood3000
03-27-2006, 11:00 PM
...cubic zirconia are a heckuva lot cheaper.


Three perfect skulls and a flawless topaz...
Virgil
03-27-2006, 11:35 PM
...is what I won at the raffle.

I need a good stiff drink of.....
RobinHood3000
03-28-2006, 06:36 AM
...motor oil and whale blood.


Dentistry...
tn2743
03-28-2006, 06:59 AM
...is a looooong course.

The sun is....
Pendragon
03-28-2006, 09:13 AM
shining but the ice is slippery.


The trouble with keeping a kitten is that...
tn2743
03-28-2006, 01:42 PM
...my mom is alergic to cats!

It had to wait until I decide to go outside to...
AimusSage
03-28-2006, 02:59 PM
milk the cow and process the milk into a nice big round yellow cheese.

When the girls are out to play...
rachel
03-28-2006, 04:45 PM
the world stops, listens and smiles.

They said I would never be able to accomplish that, but in the middle of.....
Virgil
03-28-2006, 05:25 PM
...my dinner I was able to complete the story.

I wish I was in better athletic shape.
Riesa
03-28-2006, 05:30 PM
Granted, but this is the complete the thought thread.


Cheese and crackers go best with...
Virgil
03-28-2006, 05:35 PM
Granted, but this is the complete the thought thread.


Cheese and crackers go best with...
:lol: Oh, you're right! Well, we can see who the closest to alzhimer's. I've done that a few times.

...red wine; anything goes best with red wine.


I need to take a shower or else....
Xamonas Chegwe
03-28-2006, 06:02 PM
Something like it--he discusses how there's someone who said, "There's no Devil, there's just God when he drinks." Then he goes on to say, "if God drinks, maybe He does drugs. How else do you explain the duck-billed platypus? God probably said, 'Okay...let's take a beaver...okay...give it a duck's bill!!! Hahaha! It's a mammal, but it lays eggs!'." Or something to that effect.

The quote is from Tom Waits in "Heart attack & Vine".



... I will dry out and blow away in a stiff breeze.


I really hate Spring because ...
chmpman
03-28-2006, 06:06 PM
...snow turns to ugly muddy slush.

I do like Summer because...
rachel
03-28-2006, 06:18 PM
it is not any other time of year.


The wind is a friend to me in times of....
adilyoussef
03-28-2006, 06:20 PM
... dispair and sorrow.

My heart moans but seeing your face it ...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-28-2006, 06:34 PM
... at least moans in French, which sounds sexier.


Don't talk to me about summer! Summer is evil because ...
Riesa
03-28-2006, 06:40 PM
it doesn't last.

Sarcasm helps keep you from...
rachel
03-28-2006, 06:40 PM
making wise decisions and that makes you cranky

Che sara sara never seems to ..........
Pendragon
03-28-2006, 10:23 PM
happen all the time. *Sigh*

If the eyes are the windows to the soul, sometimes words disguise the...
Mililalil XXIV
03-29-2006, 04:05 AM
...door.

But come what may, we be in for some rather.....
Adelheid
03-29-2006, 04:37 AM
... turbulent weather. Please ensure seatbelts are securely fastened....
Mililalil XXIV
03-29-2006, 04:55 AM
...to the four corners of the moped.

And to top it all off before the rain...
adilyoussef
03-29-2006, 06:01 AM
...falls.

I came from a far distance just....
Pendragon
03-29-2006, 08:41 AM
to tell you something which you may find unbelivable.

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit. Crime does not...
Virgil
03-29-2006, 10:50 AM
...pay. Execpt if you consider being given three square meals inside a jail cell paid.


The total eclipse of the sun has....
adilyoussef
03-29-2006, 11:28 AM
...made me think of a way to make bad thoughts "eclipse".

The weather is nice and ...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-29-2006, 02:02 PM
... wobbly - with jelly clouds and bouncing rain.


Oh no! Pixies have stolen my ...
rachel
03-29-2006, 02:05 PM
ability to say naughty things.(yay)

A pair of sturdy walking shoes is useless when.......
papayahed
03-29-2006, 02:55 PM
trying to swim the English Channel.

We tried to play football but.......
Virgil
03-29-2006, 05:54 PM
...no one had shoulder pads.

Why talk of football when baseball is....
AimusSage
03-29-2006, 06:01 PM
even more silly to talk about, Soccer beats them all anyway

Sports are......
Pendragon
03-29-2006, 06:32 PM
the most overpaid people in the world!

I dreamed I left and no one even...
AimusSage
03-29-2006, 06:36 PM
no one even woke me up to tell me I walked out of the door.

Traditional robes are such...
NNoah3
03-29-2006, 06:37 PM
a useful things.

The lack of new ideas.....
Pendragon
03-29-2006, 06:52 PM
does not instantly imply the lack of brains!

If the next King of England turns out to be Charles...
Mililalil XXIV
03-29-2006, 09:09 PM
...Dickens, the nobility will outnumber the rich.

If only my youth had been spent in Weathervale, we'd all have supper...
RobinHood3000
03-29-2006, 09:45 PM
...in a Leonardo da Vinci painting.


Only in the leap from the lion's head...
Virgil
03-29-2006, 10:23 PM
...will I escape his bite.


My stomach is growling just like a ............
rachel
03-29-2006, 11:35 PM
conga line of drunk dancers wearing banana hats on their heads.

Surely he will have compassion upon me and........
RobinHood3000
03-29-2006, 11:36 PM
...sign for the beautiful rachel an autograph.


The best scientific...
Miss_Katie
03-30-2006, 12:20 AM
discovery is that which does not involve food.
The quietest friend...
Virgil
03-30-2006, 12:59 AM
...is a dead friend.

Why does the orchestra want to....
Miss_Katie
03-30-2006, 01:00 AM
...go to taco bell?

Sometimes people just don't know when...
samercury
03-30-2006, 01:03 AM
...to ask for help

If you wish on...
Miss_Katie
03-30-2006, 01:10 AM
a star, it doesnt matter who you are!

If you give a moose a muffin...
Mililalil XXIV
03-30-2006, 02:05 AM
...and a fair shake, he'll follow you for life!

Ahh! Sweet life by the shore...
adilyoussef
03-30-2006, 06:15 AM
... that filled my life with such a wonderfull memories never to be forgotten.

Live fully as though....
Nightshade
03-30-2006, 06:30 AM
the world were really your oyster.

Sunshine on a rainy day is.....
Pensive
03-30-2006, 07:24 AM
... a beautiful scene.

Did you ever try ...
Grumbleguts
03-30-2006, 07:32 AM
... sociopathy?


Plant a nettle ...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-30-2006, 12:53 PM
... in a pot
For 'tis a wondrous thing;
Show it round when comp'ny comes
And prod them with it's sting!

The reason that I really, really hate chocolate is...
hera-on-earth
03-30-2006, 01:00 PM
....because it is chocolate!

There are too many people....
tn2743
03-30-2006, 05:03 PM
...who says no to a round of golf in the rain (even very light rain).

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind...
AimusSage
03-30-2006, 05:08 PM
to think of dirty things, than to speak of them was something little Johnny had to contemplate in the corner of the classroom

Faster then a...
Mililalil XXIV
03-31-2006, 03:21 AM
...whistle's wet, and sprier than a phantom's net, the package in the little jet is better than the atomatizer extractement!

As do your four porky boys, so my scrawney Matildzie...
tn2743
03-31-2006, 07:29 AM
...have all the rights to join the football team.

Seriously, why won't it rain so...
AimusSage
03-31-2006, 08:25 AM
late in the day when all the cows are running amock in the city streets, eating the grass of the few patches of green left.

Dynamite when used properly is...
Pendragon
03-31-2006, 10:25 AM
a great way of turning a bad day of fishing into a good one!


You are far from being a bad man, go and reform or...
AimusSage
03-31-2006, 10:28 AM
you might run the risk of becoming an anti-reform protestor somewhere in huddersfield.

In the blink of an eye, the elephant...
Pensive
03-31-2006, 11:07 AM
... told me that I am his brother.

If he would have ...
Riesa
03-31-2006, 11:12 AM
only stepped a little to the left instead of bending down, that elephant may not have stepped on him.

Too many teeth in this city are bared. What I want is to...
AimusSage
03-31-2006, 11:14 AM
smile back at all these happy faces, that continualy smile at me.

don't stand so close to...
Virgil
03-31-2006, 12:41 PM
...me; Isn't that a song from the Police:


Young teacher, the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staffroom
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabokov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

When the going gets tough, the tough....
AimusSage
03-31-2006, 01:33 PM
(I was listening to that song when I wrote that. :))

Find a restaurant to devour some real big hamburgers before they get going.

In the events preceding this catastrophy he...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-31-2006, 01:50 PM
...was an elegant, elephantine yet enigmatic, elfin enigma; now he's just a jelly-filled, jolly janitor.


Plastic, purple, pigeon-toed people were ...
chmpman
03-31-2006, 02:30 PM
...wading in the watered warehouses of Wall Street.

That damn cat is going to...
NNoah3
03-31-2006, 02:36 PM
die!

If I could get....
Mililalil XXIV
03-31-2006, 03:30 PM
...forty flying flu shots for the forum, I'd forget the famed fudge from the Finnish fair.

Half of what I want to be is half of...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-31-2006, 03:51 PM
what the other half of my first half would half-heartedly half like to be if the other half would only half let it.


Quilted, querious questions quiver quietly ...
chmpman
03-31-2006, 03:54 PM
...beyond burgeoning baby breaths.

Trepidatious toons toddle tricylces in...
Pendragon
03-31-2006, 09:12 PM
tremendous trembling typhoon-like twists and turns tragically turning terrified as they topple to their terrible torment.

When Will West went West the West was wild and wooly...
Xamonas Chegwe
03-31-2006, 09:35 PM
... Nobby Nelson noticed nice, neat noisettes nudging ninety-nine, nifty nonagenarians Norwaywards. Advanced alliteration acquires acuity after almost abandonment - applaud!!

Enough of this frivolity! It's about time we ...
RobinHood3000
03-31-2006, 10:29 PM
...allay all the alliteration all about!


Carbonation...
Virgil
03-31-2006, 10:41 PM
...can come out of all sorts of places after you drink it.


The snoring is driving me to....
Riesa
03-31-2006, 10:52 PM
clench a hovering pillow.

There's nothing quite like a break from...
Virgil
03-31-2006, 11:14 PM
...attending someone daily in the hospital.

A dispute will only nd if....
Riesa
03-31-2006, 11:16 PM
you remember the e. otherwise it just sort of stagnates at nd.

The best things in life are...
Virgil
03-31-2006, 11:23 PM
...not always on time. [Yes, I seem to skip over letters more often with the laptop.]

The stairs are slippery so don't.....
Riesa
03-31-2006, 11:28 PM
sorry, I couldn't help it, :lol:

run up them wearing Vick's mentholatum on your feet.

Oh, take down your fishin' pole and meet me at the....
RobinHood3000
03-31-2006, 11:31 PM
...set of the Andy Griffith Show. ~whistles~


A pad of index cards...
Virgil
03-31-2006, 11:33 PM
...will not help you in increasing your vocaulary if you leave them blank.


The elevator is stuck ......
samercury
04-01-2006, 12:04 AM
...and I'm in it

Being scrared to death will...
RobinHood3000
04-01-2006, 12:05 AM
...be tough to write an obituary for.


Plasma grenades...