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Tournesol
06-08-2011, 04:35 PM
...that people told the truth.

Now I realise that they only...

Maryd.
06-08-2011, 05:11 PM
Fake it!

Can all just try...

bouquin
06-08-2011, 06:25 PM
. . . to get along?

You might say . . .




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Currently reading: Death of a Salesman (Arthur Miller)

munkinhead
06-08-2011, 06:34 PM
that I wouldn't nough.



Why is that peccary...

G L Wilson
06-08-2011, 07:01 PM
...such a pig?

Back off, I feel...

Calidore
06-08-2011, 07:25 PM
...lucky.

Hey, that was...

Maryd.
06-08-2011, 08:01 PM
what I wanted to say.

Tell me are you usually this...

Calidore
06-08-2011, 09:24 PM
...tall?

Let's put on...

Maryd.
06-08-2011, 11:11 PM
Beatles album and dance the night away.

Now it's time to...

Calidore
06-08-2011, 11:16 PM
...go night-night.

Tomorrow I'll watch...

iamnobody
06-08-2011, 11:18 PM
So You Think You Can Dance.

I absolutely will not...

Maryd.
06-08-2011, 11:23 PM
go to the movies with you.

Did I ever tell you I...

munkinhead
06-08-2011, 11:42 PM
don't want to tell you the things I have not told you.



If I ever find...

Maryd.
06-08-2011, 11:55 PM
you... Your finished!

When do you expect to see...

G L Wilson
06-09-2011, 01:00 AM
...rain?

Anyhoo, how about a...

Maryd.
06-09-2011, 01:05 AM
Dip in the ocean.

Did you bring along your...

G L Wilson
06-09-2011, 01:38 AM
...mind, this time?

What's the matter...

Maryd.
06-09-2011, 01:38 AM
Aren't you pleased?

Is it true that you...

bouquin
06-09-2011, 04:50 AM
. . . did not mean to laugh?

It was only that . . .

Maryd.
06-09-2011, 05:23 AM
one time... I promise.

Are you still going to...

G L Wilson
06-09-2011, 07:06 AM
...ruin fast.

I'm off...

Maryd.
06-09-2011, 07:11 AM
to play tennis.

Do you really think I am going to...

munkinhead
06-09-2011, 10:35 PM
dignify that with a response?



Moles are not...

Calidore
06-09-2011, 10:48 PM
...claustrophobic.

Round and round...

iamnobody
06-09-2011, 10:53 PM
Is my favorite Ratt song.

I've never...

Calidore
06-09-2011, 11:46 PM
...heard a different Ratt song.

Why don't they play...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 12:12 AM
The Beatls on the radio much anymore.

Do you think it's time to...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 04:11 AM
...party?

Boogie...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 04:14 AM
dancing shoes.

Are you often frightened of...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 04:19 AM
...the boogie man?

I have a dream...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 04:20 AM
To live in France.

Is it time to lead...

bouquin
06-10-2011, 05:05 AM
. . . the flock to the slaughter?

With that concluding word, . . .

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 06:24 AM
One would think all was good.

But now the world is far too...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 01:51 PM
...gone for hope.

Action speaks...

Calidore
06-10-2011, 02:06 PM
...but shoots first.

Off we go...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 02:17 PM
...to the Wizard of Oz.

Hell has no fury...

Calidore
06-10-2011, 03:03 PM
...because they were Greek.

Some material may be unsuitable...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 03:29 PM
...for kiddies.

Must I...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 03:56 PM
always be the one who has to do everything.

ARe you really...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 04:02 PM
...Superman, mister?

Yes, I am...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 04:06 PM
So hand over that human and stop destroying the world. (Hahaha, sorry, couldn't thing of anything else.)

When you are hurting just have a drop of...

Calidore
06-10-2011, 07:12 PM
...novocaine.

Let's chill...

Maryd.
06-10-2011, 07:15 PM
With a a glass of sweet red wine and watch a Rambo film.

Is it ever going to...

G L Wilson
06-10-2011, 08:37 PM
...come down!

Mine is the kingdom...

Maryd.
06-11-2011, 07:48 AM
To bask, with pure delight.

And then he said...

bouquin
06-11-2011, 10:15 AM
. . . "Hush, child, hush!"

So, from the very beginning, . . .

G L Wilson
06-11-2011, 05:46 PM
...there was darkness.

Enlighten me...

Maryd.
06-11-2011, 07:47 PM
With your wit.

Don't treat me like a...

Delta40
06-11-2011, 07:53 PM
person who actually might be vulnerable and need comfort.

When it rains, I like to...

Maryd.
06-11-2011, 08:01 PM
Snuggle under a blanket under the pergola and read a book.

It takes a hero to fight, but it takes a woman to...

G L Wilson
06-11-2011, 08:16 PM
...nurse a child.

Why, oh why...

Maryd.
06-11-2011, 08:23 PM
Are we going through this again!

Did you want to see the rest of the...

Delta40
06-11-2011, 08:24 PM
do I need an 'o' to spell yoyo?

with a purry kitten stuffed in your gown you can...

Maryd.
06-11-2011, 08:27 PM
Now learn how to dance

Are you still...

Calidore
06-11-2011, 09:32 PM
...or always moving?

Violators may be subject to...

G L Wilson
06-12-2011, 01:16 AM
...a sharp object or a blunt one if one isn't handy.

Beware Greeks...

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 03:48 AM
Bite!

And they also...

bouquin
06-12-2011, 04:30 AM
. . . worship the ground you walk on.

As long as I live . . .

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 06:07 AM
I shall never fall in love again.

Love is not...

Calidore
06-12-2011, 08:09 AM
...lots of like.

I'll play the fool...

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 08:19 AM
Whenever you're near.

The closer I get the...

G L Wilson
06-12-2011, 01:18 PM
... the nearer I am.

With that...

Calidore
06-12-2011, 03:57 PM
...is better than without it.

I once shot...

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 05:31 PM
A duck; in my poem.

I can never seem to...

G L Wilson
06-12-2011, 07:52 PM
...win a fight.

I was thinking why...

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 07:57 PM
on earth am I still here. Have to run for now. Ciao

And with that she ran...

G L Wilson
06-12-2011, 08:07 PM
...far away into fairyland.

Peter Pan is a...

Maryd.
06-12-2011, 11:30 PM
timeless mirror for me.

But it was Peter Pan that started...

munkinhead
06-13-2011, 10:31 PM
extra crunchy peanut butter.


Once, me and Sandy Koufax...

Calidore
06-13-2011, 11:01 PM
...pitched a no-hitter, but mine was at a party.

Rain, rain...

Maryd.
06-13-2011, 11:57 PM
on me and watch me dance.

I guess is the end of the road for...

bouquin
06-14-2011, 06:15 AM
...the bride just back from her honeymoon.

She got a long letter which ...

Maryd.
06-14-2011, 06:45 AM
Stated... "Dear John!"

Just wanted you to know...

G L Wilson
06-14-2011, 01:40 PM
...the sky is falling.

Here's to...

munkinhead
06-14-2011, 04:16 PM
there, or at least to the little there that is still there.



Parasols are a ...

Calidore
06-15-2011, 12:34 AM
...dress accessory with little overhead.

Music makes the...

Maryd.
06-15-2011, 12:42 AM
Mood sombre.

Did you stop and look for...

G L Wilson
06-15-2011, 03:48 AM
...the bus that hit you?!

Do you think...

Maryd.
06-15-2011, 06:34 AM
you are worthy?

You never said...

Calidore
06-15-2011, 08:55 AM
...what you could mime.

How did that...

Maryd.
06-15-2011, 09:09 AM
gun end up in my hand.

Ah, did you think I was...

bouquin
06-15-2011, 03:40 PM
... going to bed with a proud heart and an empty stomach?

In other words, ...

Maryd.
06-15-2011, 06:54 PM
my stomach is more important right now.

Did you even stop to think...

aliengirl
06-18-2011, 11:28 AM
that the door you are trying to open is not of your own flat?

Will you ever...

bouquin
06-19-2011, 06:50 AM
... shower and dress?

In a while ...

Calidore
06-19-2011, 10:32 AM
...it'll be later.

Show me the...

munkinhead
06-20-2011, 12:01 AM
little folk gathering in the gloaming.


A day that starts in handcuffs...

bouquin
06-20-2011, 07:35 AM
can end in one hundred years of solitude.

It's pretty late and ...

G L Wilson
06-24-2011, 12:54 AM
...sleep close.

The fly buzzes with...

bouquin
06-25-2011, 09:10 AM
...relentless intensity as it makes its way across the river and into the trees.

Meanwhile, the old man and the sea . . .

V.Jayalakshmi
06-25-2011, 10:19 AM
are together with their crashing thoughts.The sea just wants to be just at rest and the old man just to be silent.But there alas ! is a lightening and the rains will come with a storm behind.....

G L Wilson
06-25-2011, 08:57 PM
...to wreck the peace.

There was a man from...

Calidore
06-25-2011, 11:35 PM
...over there, who disappeared, I know not where.

And if he hadn't gone away...

iamnobody
06-25-2011, 11:41 PM
He'd be here, not there.

When was the last time...

G L Wilson
06-26-2011, 12:23 AM
...you saw him.

Was he...

bouquin
06-26-2011, 03:20 AM
...from the green hills of Africa?

The little house on the prairie . . .

G L Wilson
06-27-2011, 04:54 AM
...burnt to the ground.

When is it...

bouquin
06-28-2011, 03:55 AM
...possible for the neighbors and collectors to know what we talk about when we talk about love, vitamins and little things?

A serious talk on the third thing that killed my father off . . .

kingoflombards
06-28-2011, 06:13 PM
last week.



Why did I just....

MatthewFarlow
06-28-2011, 10:02 PM
say 'last week'?

After the storm we will...

Calidore
06-29-2011, 01:00 AM
...swim to shore.

And there goes the winner...

bouquin
06-30-2011, 04:22 AM
..of the Fat Feathers club blackbird pie baking contest!

Nobody said anything . . .

G L Wilson
07-03-2011, 06:29 AM
...as they were too polite to speak.

I"d like to...

tonywalt
07-03-2011, 11:14 AM
slow down on dong that.

Nothing happened we're just....

bouquin
07-03-2011, 04:35 PM
.. asking the screenwriter from the dead fish museum up north to give the bone game players his blessing.

When he came out a few minutes later . . .

Calidore
07-03-2011, 05:38 PM
...he was surprised to find the door open and the apartment stripped.

Void where...

G L Wilson
07-04-2011, 04:16 PM
...prohibited by missus.

I, myself and me...

Twota
07-04-2011, 06:15 PM
.. can be counted three.

Life is just too..

Calidore
07-04-2011, 07:00 PM
...unforgiving. No option to restore from last save and try again.

Do not remove...

G L Wilson
07-04-2011, 07:21 PM
...your sweet self to some place else, sweetened me forever.

Love taketh thee to high places...

Bluehound
07-04-2011, 07:34 PM
and jealousy to the low lands.

Yet hand in ......

Twota
07-04-2011, 08:19 PM
..hand, they will walk forever.

but love doesn't...

Calidore
07-04-2011, 11:02 PM
...guarantee love in return.

There's a thin line...

Delta40
07-04-2011, 11:26 PM
...between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Children are educated by...

G L Wilson
07-05-2011, 12:45 AM
...circus lights.

I don't mind if...

Twota
07-05-2011, 06:26 AM
... people point at me laughing.

because i know..

kingoflombards
07-05-2011, 09:44 AM
...where they live:devil:



Which is.....

Twota
07-05-2011, 10:17 AM
..too bad for them.

I 'll go and..

iamnobody
07-05-2011, 11:08 PM
Get some wine.

You can bring the...

Calidore
07-05-2011, 11:40 PM
...fake IDs.

Sit up straight and...

Bluehound
07-06-2011, 04:37 AM
curl your hair.

Spoon feed....

G L Wilson
07-06-2011, 06:33 AM
...me, baby.

Let's lighten up...

Twota
07-06-2011, 06:41 AM
...the world tonight.

This is the night...

bouquin
07-10-2011, 07:22 AM
..when the jobless actor and the left-handed woman gaze at the starlit sky.

The tired shopkeeper exchanged ...

Bluehound
07-10-2011, 07:28 AM
The tired shopkeeper exchanged his till for an ice-cream van.

It was pink ....

Twota
07-10-2011, 09:50 AM
..and red.

He was very...

G L Wilson
07-10-2011, 05:14 PM
...naughty - the Messiah.

You are what...

Twota
07-10-2011, 06:28 PM
...you choose to be.

Never let any one..

Calidore
07-10-2011, 07:22 PM
...share your milkshake.

How about if we...

Twota
07-10-2011, 07:53 PM
forget all our past.

Let's start a new..

G L Wilson
07-12-2011, 02:41 AM
...leaf, Eve.

How is that...

bouquin
07-12-2011, 07:20 AM
..thought of being protected by the firebrand unbearable?

At this moment of supreme ...

Calidore
07-12-2011, 08:08 AM
...pleasure, I decide your name doesn't really matter.

Don't look a gift...

G L Wilson
07-12-2011, 10:11 AM
...any way sideways, overlook it; for all presents disappoint.

There was a time...

Twota
07-12-2011, 06:26 PM
when good and evil were equal.

Now evil is the...

bouquin
07-13-2011, 05:50 PM
..the headman, better fed and better dressed, with shiny oiled hair.

But if you want . . .

Twota
07-13-2011, 06:36 PM
to defeat it, you have to confront it.

And then the world..

Calidore
07-13-2011, 08:52 PM
...spun backwards, the magnetic poles reversed, and the left-handers took over.

Blinded by the...

G L Wilson
07-13-2011, 09:07 PM
...utter wonder of it all.

The whereabouts of...

bouquin
07-14-2011, 04:40 AM
.. the bohemian partygoer and the girl from the perfume counter had been mixed up with local details, like the holiday clothes and the holiday sweets, some of which Mom and Pop had at one stage out of their own great content given to half-naked beggars.

It sometimes happens that when you make a ...

Silas Thorne
07-14-2011, 06:39 AM
quiver shiver it bounces around the room and it all ends with an enormous Yes.


When you stop your pitiful wailing about God and Truth, please....

Astromaxis
07-14-2011, 06:44 AM
... a blog post of accentuated non-fiction that people steal prefer incredible lives over that of the mundane — the traveler of physical space still triumphs in a way over the traveler of mental arenas. That being said is sadness for most of the times an ordinary can beat extraordinary.

(I actually replied to bouquin's thought not silas thorne's one :P)

Given the context...

bouquin
07-14-2011, 08:33 AM
.. of the mission-school student who had not completed his education, with no idea of what he wanted to do, except to get away from what he knew, and yet with very little idea of what lay outside what he knew, he went to one of those bohemian parties where he met a fattish young man with a beard who said he worked for the BBC.

It was like being . . .

Silas Thorne
07-14-2011, 09:05 AM
eaten by a zombie who wasn't hungry but gnawed for the sake of it.

I couldn't resist her...

tonywalt
07-14-2011, 11:45 AM
..so I gave in.

It's a good thing because...

bouquin
07-14-2011, 01:44 PM
.. it often happens that when you make a slip of the tongue you don't want to correct it.

For 185 million euros . . .

Calidore
07-14-2011, 02:23 PM
...waitresses can be hostile toward bad tippers.

Our hearts are filled with...

Calidore
07-14-2011, 02:25 PM
Whoops, answered the wrong one.

...you can buy News of the World and get change back.

Our hearts are filled with...

tonywalt
07-14-2011, 04:09 PM
discontent.

But very soon everything...

Twota
07-14-2011, 04:17 PM
will turn out to be just fine.

Because in the end of every day..

bouquin
07-14-2011, 05:25 PM
.. life doesn't have a neat beginning and a tidy end.

Some of you may . . .

G L Wilson
07-15-2011, 12:57 AM
...look forwards alone, I look backwards to look forwards on my own.

History is...

Astromaxis
07-15-2011, 01:34 AM
... a systematic flux between truth and fiction. The conquerors and conquest can be either exaggerated and/ or underplayed — race supremacy may also dictate which side "won" or "lost" — barbarism is assigned to the peaceful and praise to the extravagant and biased. History speaks of the quality of humans to be both savagely illiterate and humbly literate at the same time.

The hourglass...

bouquin
07-15-2011, 08:30 AM
.. should stop but it goes on, and now I feel as if all my love and worry has been mocked.

Things work like that in families, and if you aren't careful ...

Bluehound
07-15-2011, 10:24 AM
you wake up to reallise you have become your Mum.

cobwebs and bees nests..

Calidore
07-15-2011, 10:32 AM
...make for an inexpensive apartment.

I'd like to take this opportunity...

bouquin
07-15-2011, 02:20 PM
.. to pack my bags and leave without telling anyone.

I've been hearing funny things about . . .

Astromaxis
07-16-2011, 10:06 AM
... the girl with the sudden eccentricities, passionate curiosities and a whole deal of "otherness" of the frontier. They say she plagiarizes innocence and corrupts the everyday "idyllic" — and she censors the need of normality. I can picture her with a weeping silhouette as she narrowly escapes another caustic mark on her even fitted spirit. Maybe, she'll know that they don't matter.

There is so many...

bouquin
07-16-2011, 05:10 PM
There are so many .. old ghosts already with me, the ghosts of home, the ghosts of eleven or twelve years before.

It seems that there could be no end to their success, as long as ...

Astromaxis
07-16-2011, 06:28 PM
... mutilate my mind with their doubts and "reasoning" — corrupt my innocences (or vestiges of) with their droning, nagging alter-minds of psychosis. Plunging those daggers through I know that the psychotic breakdown may be temporary. A rush of euphoria may eliminate — hush it for some time.

And I can walk...

Bluehound
07-16-2011, 07:14 PM
on egg shells or hot coals, whichever pleases you best my love.

It springs forth....

bouquin
07-17-2011, 04:05 AM
.. from the burning desire to purchase a flat in Paris and a little house in Provence.

I feel ashamed of myself, for thinking . . .

Laura_Azharia
07-17-2011, 09:03 AM
... too much about idle things.

My life maybe spoilt, ...

bouquin
07-17-2011, 10:22 AM
....and yet with one part of my mind I am amazed at myself, amazed at the person I have become.

Just after the birth of her second child something happened in her head, and she found herself ...

G L Wilson
07-18-2011, 01:22 AM
...depressed.

There is not much...

bouquin
07-18-2011, 04:44 AM
....point in asking for a size 9.


By the time he comes back ...

Twota
07-18-2011, 08:05 AM
,...I would be old enough to not watch sports.

I like it when...

bouquin
07-18-2011, 10:22 AM
....I find just the right adjective.

There's a certain satisfaction in ...

Twota
07-18-2011, 10:38 AM
..writing poetry.

I hope someday...

G L Wilson
07-18-2011, 12:10 PM
...to write something decent.

Poke me...

bouquin
07-18-2011, 01:25 PM
....instead of pressing the stop button and rewinding.

When the due date approaches ...

tonywalt
07-19-2011, 10:25 AM
just do it the last second, it'll be better.

You want to leave but..

bouquin
07-19-2011, 12:21 PM
....the sales clerk suddenly rips aside the dressing room curtain with a smile, straightens you out, buttons you up, spins you around, and says, Fits you like a glove.

To console yourself ...

Bluehound
07-19-2011, 05:40 PM
..you will blame yourself, you always do.

Then open the fridge...

Twota
07-19-2011, 07:45 PM
shows empty shelfs.

My hunger...

bouquin
07-20-2011, 05:12 AM
....is so racking I could curse in Russian and eat Chinese take-out!


There should be a word for . . .

Calidore
07-20-2011, 08:58 AM
...the act of trying to think of the right word.

Well, I guess I can't keep...

bouquin
07-20-2011, 11:05 AM
....the plunger since you insist on having it back.


I realize that the most . . .

Tournesol
07-20-2011, 08:56 PM
...insane thing for me to do right now is to...

Twota
07-20-2011, 09:21 PM
..say ILY to a stranger.

This would be ...

Calidore
07-20-2011, 11:46 PM
...much easier if one of us was competent.

I don't know how...

bouquin
07-21-2011, 05:55 AM
....to do the Heimlich.


And although I . . .

Laura_Azharia
07-21-2011, 07:28 AM
...have 20 posts, i will have 100.

The change of medicine industry...

bouquin
07-21-2011, 07:55 AM
....now enables us to treat armpits with quote unquote breathtaking dark circles of sweat.


In order to do this . . .

G L Wilson
07-21-2011, 06:57 PM
...I will need drugs.

I love...

Twota
07-21-2011, 08:49 PM
..to be high.

But, what I really hate is..

Oniw17
07-21-2011, 08:55 PM
playing the fool.

In related news,..

Calidore
07-21-2011, 09:41 PM
...the Joker has broken out of Arkham again.

We need to call...

bouquin
07-22-2011, 05:50 AM
....Ghostbusters!


And quickly now because a moment of hesitation . . .

Laura_Azharia
07-22-2011, 03:43 PM
... I forgot what i was about to say.

In order to get rid of my limits ...

bouquin
07-22-2011, 04:50 PM
....I pray to God to grant me health and happiness, and what would be the harm, some nice breasts too.


Whenever I go out on a double date . . .

kingoflombards
07-24-2011, 12:43 AM
I bring presents for both of my girlfriends.:grin:



I'm only joking of course. Nothing wrong with a bit of....

Laura_Azharia
07-24-2011, 12:50 PM
...carefully done arson.

The first thing i would do as a king ...

bouquin
07-24-2011, 02:44 PM
....would be to hand out complimentary peppermints.


In an emergency . . .

Calidore
07-24-2011, 03:51 PM
...delegate.

If God meant for us to...

bouquin
07-25-2011, 05:01 AM
....fit into bikinis, then why does He allow Dunkin' Donuts?


The point is . . .

Bluehound
07-25-2011, 07:14 AM
sharp and it pricks us.

Totally fearless...

Calidore
07-25-2011, 07:59 AM
...makes for a boring hero.

I'll pour the wine, while you...

bouquin
07-25-2011, 08:25 AM
....chop the liver.


Try not to think about . . .

aliengirl
07-25-2011, 12:49 PM
...how you tried to fake a faint and failed.

Just call me if ...

bouquin
07-25-2011, 01:22 PM
....you need a bracing smack on the body part in question.


You have to at least . . .

G L Wilson
07-26-2011, 12:40 AM
...entertain a mood.

Where is the...

bouquin
07-26-2011, 04:30 AM
....Ladies' Footwear section?


After all these years .........

Bluehound
07-26-2011, 06:33 AM
I still think I see you sometimes in the street.

Wisdom is...

bouquin
07-26-2011, 07:30 AM
....knowing how to wait for that stroke of genius to come and stroke you.


I wonder if this is the way ............

aliengirl
07-28-2011, 10:55 AM
...which leads out of the heaven.

It has never been...

tonywalt
07-28-2011, 12:18 PM
as smooth as this before in a long time.

When will you finally.....

bouquin
07-28-2011, 04:41 PM
....make this thing go faster?


So far as I can tell ............

Bluehound
07-28-2011, 05:12 PM
a tomato is a fruit, but I wouldn't put it in a friut salad.

It is getting dark.........

Calidore
07-28-2011, 06:20 PM
...but then it gets light, then dark, then light again. I think I'm blinking in slow motion.

Can't we all just...

bouquin
07-29-2011, 05:50 AM
....say that it has the allure of a dehumidifier?


One thing about dehumidifiers ....................

tonywalt
07-29-2011, 10:31 AM
is that they can beat a humidifier in a fight, hands down!

I cant wait until...

PoeticPassions
07-29-2011, 02:51 PM
...they invent a teleportation machine.


I wish that life was more...

G L Wilson
07-29-2011, 02:59 PM
...ordered.

Once was enough...

tonywalt
07-29-2011, 04:34 PM
but it's never enough is it.

I think I will leave here at 5 and....

bouquin
07-29-2011, 05:20 PM
....take on all comers without pity or heart.


It's too late now to . . .

Calidore
07-29-2011, 09:02 PM
...not fire the bullet.

When departing, please...

bouquin
07-30-2011, 05:11 AM
....leave all ashtrays, bath towels, and other articles that do not belong to you.


There is always a . . .

Bluehound
07-30-2011, 05:17 AM
light at the end of the tunnel, look , oh wait , they seem to have turned it off.


Sausages can often...

bouquin
07-30-2011, 07:10 AM
....lead to a successful program of breeding.


They are so small that ...........................

tonywalt
07-30-2011, 05:37 PM
you can sneak them through customs.

I think I need to....

tonywalt
07-30-2011, 06:16 PM
You can smuggle them through customs.

What am I going to do about...

Delta40
07-30-2011, 08:21 PM
the chickens running loose in the yard?

When will I ever...

Calidore
07-30-2011, 08:41 PM
...remember that in America they drive on the right. Sorry, Officer.

Now is the time for all good people to...

tonywalt
07-30-2011, 08:44 PM
remember to drive on the left in Cayman!

I spend too much time....

Delta40
07-30-2011, 08:47 PM
posting replies on this blasted forum

Whichever way you look at....

Calidore
07-30-2011, 08:49 PM
...it, Australia's still upside down from here. How do you cling?

On the seventh day...

Delta40
07-30-2011, 10:10 PM
God said 'Geez I'm stuffed!' and had a rest

Once upon a time...

Calidore
07-30-2011, 10:13 PM
...two people lived happily ever after.

It was a dark...

Delta40
07-30-2011, 10:14 PM
tunnel but Katy still walked down it alone.

The difference between....

bouquin
07-31-2011, 06:25 AM
....between a savings bond and a musician is that a savings bond eventually matures and earns money. :biggrin5:


But with all due respect . . .

qimissung
07-31-2011, 02:53 PM
Officer, you do look like a smurf in your blue uniform.

What in heaven's name...?

bouquin
07-31-2011, 04:00 PM
....have you done to the pickled cucumbers? :eek:


Stick them to whatever ..........................

Calidore
07-31-2011, 04:21 PM
...has the most comedy value.

A spring in my step...

bouquin
08-01-2011, 04:20 AM
....would provide adequate posterior coverage.


We have reason to believe ...........................

Bluehound
08-01-2011, 05:06 AM
that the knife was invented before the spoon, which says it all really.

Brothers....

bouquin
08-01-2011, 06:22 AM
...., please drop your teeth in this bucket.


Now is the time for you .......................

tonywalt
08-01-2011, 03:21 PM
give me a bucket.

This will not hurt unless you....

Calidore
08-01-2011, 04:36 PM
...are alive.

That'll be the...

bouquin
08-01-2011, 05:20 PM
....day you keep your hand on your belly and say, 'reflux.'


For reasons I don't understand ..............

tonywalt
08-01-2011, 09:14 PM
that Godot is never going to show up.

But if we really believe then....

iamnobody
08-01-2011, 10:49 PM
The truth is irrelevant.

I think I will...

Triter
08-01-2011, 11:35 PM
...I think I might, dispense with the quills, and type all night.

Work is stacking up......

bouquin
08-02-2011, 04:44 AM
....to catastrophic proportions it's starting to look like an unavoidable act of God.


If things are that bad ..........

Bluehound
08-02-2011, 06:35 AM
go fishing.

Rubber ducks...

tonywalt
08-02-2011, 10:27 AM
provide hours of entertainment.

But what I really like to do is....

Calidore
08-02-2011, 11:43 AM
...loosen the tops of salt shakers at restaurants.

This product contains chemicals known to the state of California to...

bouquin
08-02-2011, 01:25 PM
....make people grow a third chin without clear benefit of a first.


Nobody is making .............

Bluehound
08-03-2011, 10:17 AM
doilies any more.

Mannikin's come to life....

bouquin
08-03-2011, 06:00 PM
....as a garden-variety hoodlum.


In her previous life ................