Complete The Thought

[Riesa]

and all of it hot.

He loved the bird that loved the man....

[Virgil]

...that pecked his eyes out.


I got a belly full of.....

[RJbibliophil]

potatoes and sweet potatoes and salad and ham and blueberry peach cobler. Mmmm...

When playing computer games

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...beware of carpal tunnnel syndrome!.


Like one that on a lonely road, doth walk in fear and ...

[mir]

hunger. dang you, RJBibliophil!

dang you . . .

[RJbibliophil]

is not very kind words to write to the one below you just because Virgil suggested food, now is it?

Mir is very sorry...

[Pendragon]

and sends words of condolence as well as flowers to the funeral of RJ.

Never tick off the penguin boss, he has...

[Nightshade]

a temper


Icecream Icream

[adilyoussef]

...with choclate makes me feel sick.

Headaches are due to...

[mir]

repentance.

sorry, the llama said to . . .

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...stick all of these labels on your forehead. I always obey the llama - unless of course the wolverine overrules him. Nuuuuuurse! I think I need another pill.


Deciduous trees are often planted ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

... in a straight row like Swiss soldiers, and mollycoddled like little ferns.

To enter the sonata by night, Jake would now have to turn...

[Pendragon]

left, however, turning right by mistake, he found himself in The Foreign Legion!

No, Mr. Pembrook, I don't think "I was drunk at the time!" is going...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...for flattery at all!

Now that the storm has come to ...

[samercury]

.... blow away the little house, everyone has to find shelter

A tree is only...

[Riesa]

a condo for birdies. :wave:

Why wake up 30 minutes earlier when you can ....

[Pendragon]

just as easily make up a good excuse for being late!

Never do today what you can put off until...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...someone else does it for you.


I have some good news for you! Your bank has decided to 'rationalise' its charging system. This means that from now on...

[Pendragon]

you will never know how much money you have.


Was I mistaken in that I believed you to be a man of...

[adilyoussef]

...honour.

Honour is a word that makes the world...........

[Virgil]

....a place full of people with medals on thier chest.

We watched him snce he's.....

[mir]

a member of a forum : )

the end of the world is . . . .

[Themis]

... near!

It's no wonder that ....

[samercury]

...the medicine tasets bitter

If you study for a long time...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...your eyes will close all by themselves.


All I need now is the final isotope and I can ...

[papayahed]

finally isolate the vodka blend for the perfect martini.


I hit him with the ax.......

[Virgil]

...how else do you give one a hair cut?


If I wake her up.....

[tn2743]

...she will shout at me and kick me in the chin and stop talking to me for 2 days, sometimes 3.

You must hold your head up high....

[Virgil]

...she will shout at me and kick me in the chin and stop talking to me for 2 days, sometimes 3.....
TN, how do you know my wife so well? :D

....or your neck will develop a crook.

It has been a stange night even though....

[tn2743]

TN, how do you know my wife so well? :D

Well, even I had a girlfriend once :)

...it was exactly the same as the night before and the night before the night before.

The glass is half....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...of what you pour into it.

Toast on eggs was on...

[mir]

a breakfast table not mine this morning.

when you get abducted by aliens from inner space, always be sure to . . .

[RobinHood3000]

...floss twice a day.


Zed and Maynard...

[Nightshade]

are unusal names.


Zorro......

[adilyoussef]

...is comming to save us but apparently he lost his way.

Movies, plays and ...are ....

[Pendragon]

television are departures from reality at times and at others grim reminders.


What gives? I gives you two thousand on Tuseday and you says you gonna pay me back. You want I should...

[RobinHood3000]

...give you a hamburger today, and come for my money Tuesday?? Not a chance!!


Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...

[Chinaski]

Be reasonable - demand the impossible.

[RobinHood3000]

:confused:???:confused:

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Oops - another thread that Chinaski needs to read page 1 of!!!!! :lol:

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Continuing on (as if nothing had happened)

Chocolate bunnies are better when slathered in...

...mayonaisse and hot treacle and sprinkled with freshly cut fenugreek.


Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin, I will not...

[Pendragon]

have anything to do with any members of the canine family. Nay, hang 'em! Hang 'em all!


Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch...

[RJbibliophil]

a nuclear bomb to drop on the dasterdly.

In the end the Amazon Queen

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...decided that cross-dressing wasn't really for him and changed his name to the Amazon Leatherboy.


I have nothing against them - some of my best friends are ...

[Riesa]

Frisbees.

Whenever I wear something white, I inevitably spill....

[Virgil]

...tomato juice in sharp streaks.


Is it time to .....

[mir]

flee the hordes of cannabalistic bananas poised to take over our world? (beleive me, people, they only LOOK innocent. : D )

My God! it's a . . .

[Pendragon]

one-eyed, one-horned, flying purple people-eater!


What is so rare as a day in June without...

[Riesa]

baseball, hot-dogs, apple-pie and chevrolet?


One can learn a lot by watching, except...

[RJbibliophil]

air, for one cannot see it.

The art of eating cocoa powder

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...is sadly neglected nowadays, due to the lack of cocoa-powder spoons on sale in hardware shops.


I know what I'll have on my sandwiches, ...

[Weeping Willow]

Stuff i don't like!

If I press Square cyrcle cyrcle it would....

[Bandini]

delete the superfluos 'r'

Rubbing it briskly...

[Riesa]

will start the auto destruct! please don't.(meant for wilow's but sorta works for yours, if I don't think about it too much. :D ) Chinaski, is that really you?


For Sale: One Pug, aged two, really quite delightful, except for his bad habit of....

[Weeping Willow]

Biting my ***...

As time prograsses it seems to me that.....

[Riesa]

the grass really does need to be cut.

Why is there a strange cat on my...

[Weeping Willow]

pijamas? ha! does some one please explain!

Ehm.. well... what i was going to say is ....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... censored due to explicit sexual connotations and references to sado-masochistic practices.


Can you move a little to the left, there's a...

[Riesa]

wild orangutan who's trying to get the marshmallows outta my pocket.

The five little kittens, who lost their...

[Bandini]

Chinaski, is that really you?

heh - yeah. I came on and just wanted to bum around for a while, without being 'recognised' by anyone. I like my old name and avatar though!

[Bandini]

...minds on some crrrrrazy Cat Nip, man.

Jumping to the...

[Weeping Willow]

puddle of puke won't help no one!

Noob-Smoke are some cool......

[Riesa]

words to place in my google search box.

Give a hoot, don't...

[chmpman]

...shoot me.

Elven children merrily prance around...

[AimusSage]

In the garden of the old Troll, completely ruining his carefully tended flower beds, and still people wonder why trolls don't like elves?

Jar-Jar is just a...

[RobinHood3000]

...great target.

Obi-Wan is...

[AimusSage]

a a great jedi who made one big mistake: letting Jar-Jar life.

If only Jar-Jar had been a...

[chmpman]

...container in which to house lightening bugs.

He preposterously built a makeshift...

[Riesa]

skyscraper out of dragonfly wings, 'twas a beautiful sight, but didn't keep out the bugs, and fell floating to the earth with the first spring gust.

Hey yon a ho yon a hey ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...nonny no,
I've got a ribbon and I've tied it in a bow,
Would you like to see it? I'll charge you half a crown,
'Cause I'm the meanest S.O.B. you'll find in this here town.



Pluck the last petal from the dying rose and ...

[TBtheG]

and use it as compost for another.

If Little Richard had lived in ancient greece....

[RJbibliophil]

...vertically ascend a 300 story skyscraper that is painted bright yellow with red polka dots and royal blue stripes topped with a Nightshade tinted green ferris wheel with 180 gondolas moving at 66 miles per hour.

Why don't you ask a creative question because...

[rachel]

if you don't how will i ever give you my answer to the meaning of life.

I thought deeply about the meaning of face cream and all I could see was.......

[Pendragon]

seeds due to the cucumber slices over my eyes!

I thought about you last night when the wind howled like a...

[TBtheG]

Goat, and I was reminded of you're sub standard facial features.

It has come to my attention that god has recently..........

[Pendragon]

become so disrespected as to now be spelled with a small "g".

Did you ever notice that people who do not belive in something often swear by the...

[Riesa]

powers that be?

Worship this world of watercolor mood...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...While wearing a wonderful and woolly snood
And when you wake from wearisome brood
Wait a while before wolfing your food.


The very best thing about having no sense of proportion, is...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...thinking the world revolves around you.

And so, as the count is reclined, the declining numbers do...

[TBtheG]

...nothing to help the African Aids epidemic.

My boss is about to walk into a pole, I should...

[Nightshade]

find somwhere to watch without giving myself away :D
the sun is shining and

[WhimsySA]

... the birds are singing and my phone just won't stop ringing

[Xamonas Chegwe]

Read the rules please whimsy! :nod:

I'll continue from whimsy's continuation -

...; my eyes are stinging, with an itch pollen's bringing,
My sweaty clothes are clinging so I feel like slinging
Them off and just swinging - A warm day often has this effect on me.

Once upon a time, there was a king who had a really large nose...

[Pensive]

... and very terrific eyes.

These pieces of your dream will ...

[WhimsySA]

... shock you.

Outside my window, there is...

[mir]

a sparrow trying to get in. (really, he's been there for the last half hour. do sparrows have door-to-door salesmen? : )

do sparrows have . . .

[Dickensian]

good singing voices?

How long can I...

[rachel]

go on never getting an answer, never seeing that wish fulfilled?

Turtles, I find, are very helpful friends when you are trying hard to......

[Pendragon]

not to draw up in your shell...

I had a hamster die the other day so I went and got another who...

[blondeatheart]

also ran away into eternity.

Maybe a dog would be better? A chihuahua named...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...Tyson?


Flattery will get you...

[Pensive]

... into trouble.

An angel passing ...

[RobinHood3000]

...stops when she sees her lover.


Victorian England...

[TBtheG]

...thats where my baby stays.

Wheres the beef...

[optimisticnad]

from last week.

Long legs...

[Pendragon]

on a spider make them more repulsive!

If you are hip to the jive and stayin' alive...

[Riesa]

you must not know about Pen's decision to leave us. :(


We are all alone on this great big blue ball, but sometimes ....

[Virgil]

...we are blessed to have the company of a friend like Pen.


Thursday night is the night we are allowed....

[mingdamerciless]

to be excited that we are allowed fish and chips the next night.

Deep down I'm . . . .

[Mililalil XXIV]

...mingdamerciless and pondering it.

As a pond in an ocean of streams...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...I am rather wet.


He gently parted the folds of freshly-cut skin and, ignoring the gushing jets of blood, reached into the wound to retrieve the ....

[AimusSage]

...Remote, sports are on the other channel.

Hit hard, the ball...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...is like an angry boomerang!

And in the end, that which he had undone until just before the ripest undoing...

[RJbibliophil]

ended in a fatal catastrophe.

An apostrophe is only appropriate when

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... it i'sn't over'used, ai'n't that' the tru'th.


Compare and contrast the following two texts: ...

[Virgil]

...and if you don't you get an F in the class.


The guitar makes me want to ....

[Weeping Willow]

let my feeling sing to you...

Roses are red just like....

[Virgil]

...blood.


Well, the spring time is the right time to....

[Weeping Willow]

go out side and make a picnic..

When i open my window i see..

[Virgil]

...someone stealing my car. :eek2:


I must go now to....

See you guys; I really do have to go. :wave:

[Weeping Willow]

See ya virg! :wave:

say hi for me!

When it rain.. it rain a .....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...a camel here, a mad Donna there, and a whole lot of skyscrapers everywhere.

On Sunday, it's like you...

[TBtheG]

...Walk into a random church and steal from the collection plate and fill up your water bottle with holy water. Then Proceed to hit up every other church in the area.

On Monday, it's like you...

[samercury]

...just found out that the end is not >the< end so you just give up

...'kay...
On Saturday it's like you...

[TBtheG]

...Psych yourself up for the big church heist tomorow.

At Burger King, the manager is likely to....

[AimusSage]

...be a triple whopper with an attitude.

The ambience of time is...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...a strong reason to start thinking now!

In the twinkle of an eye, in the sprinkle...

[Pendragon]

of the garden hose.

When it's time to go, go in...

[Bandini]

style.

Many mistakes are...

[Riesa]

really embarrassing when you look back on them.

Bandini's bookshelves are full of...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...are copiously copied and propagated to the extreme.

True propaganda must begin and end with...

[Riesa]

the will of the people to be led.


New ideas sometimes ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...dance in flyers carried by strange winds.

The best scare crow is that...

[Bandini]

one that one the 'Best Scarecrow of the Year' award.

Reisa asked this and no-one answered so:

Bandini's book shelves are full of...

[Riesa]

high-brow books and dust-bunnies. (maybe?)

Water is better than...

[chef]

fire

classic rock...

[Pensive]

... but pop music rocks more!

I was browsing ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...the mirror, when I saw a very attractive set of teeth being treated to my toothbrush.

Doc Martin is...

[Pensive]

... old-fashioned now.

My spelling ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...is as cute as my ruffled feathers in a rainy downpour.

If only my digital crash was for real, I could really...

[AimusSage]

Rake in the insurance money.

I'm so glad to have...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...an extra nipple.


The flightless Nargle bird of Ecuador has the curious ability of ...

[Bongitybongbong]

not flying

A large hammer solves...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

14th order differential equations with ease (and quite a lot of mess and damage!)


And so, having travelled for many days, without food, water or shelter, the weary voyager...

[Bongitybongbong]

goes to the feast hall and feasts with someone of great importance.

Pirate shops have used...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...the "Arr"-word for far too long!

Don,t just do something,...

[Pensive]

... which annoy people.

I just watched her make the same cake again. What's wrong ...

[Pendragon]

wit the foist one? You want I shoud toss it into traffic or what?

Talking like you are from New York doesn't fool...

[Pensive]

... everyone. I am the only one whom you can fool!

Hacking is ...

[Riesa]

extremely gross to the witness. Oh wait, that's hocking. (ick)

Never bring beer into the ocean because

[Virgil]

...because you would not want to dilute it.


I'm off to get lunch, but will ...

[Riesa]

eat only oatmeal because I'm so old I find chewing difficult. ;)

Plastic wrap makes ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...it difficult to see anothers gender under the starlight.

If patio lanterns are as hell, then hob-knobs are sure to...

[Pendragon]

be brimstone.

Nobody ever got anything accomplished by simply making a fool out of...

[RJbibliophil]

other people, because they are merely snuffing candles so that their own more brightly should shine.

How can I defeat

[Virgil]

eat only oatmeal because I'm so old I find chewing difficult. ;)

:lol:

...the damn New York Yankees?


This life only makes sense if you.....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...unknow its limits.

Safety in numbers does not mean you can count on...

[AimusSage]

it blindly, especially if they are all even and you're up against all odds.

Wow, that is think as a...

[Pendragon]

soldier, act like the next door neighbors.

If time was really money, I'd have wasted most of it...

[Riesa]

, period.

Everyone is a ...

[chef]

good person!

pepe pecas pica papas con un pico con un pico....
another tongue twister in spanish lets see if you can gues jijiji

[Pensive]

.... what is chef talking about?

When ideas fail ...

[AimusSage]

It's time to bring in the heavy guns.

I am still waiting for...

[Pensive]

... the time to come, the time will be the thing, the thing which will hinder everything else.

It is the time to ...

[Pendragon]

finish this sentence so the game can continue.

It was the age of reason, it was the age of...

[AimusSage]

Shameless promotion for the new totally awesome gameconsole!

Are you not...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

The one that isn't what you are not supposed not to be told not to be - whose coming was never foretold but always unexpected?


Even if you tell them, I will always hold your ...

[kilted exile]

***Off-Topic***


pepe pecas pica papas con un pico con un pico....
another tongue twister in spanish lets see if you can gues jijiji

Is this "peter pepper picked a peck of pickled peppers"? and if it is then wow, Latin finally came in useful for something :lol:

[Pendragon]

family hostage for the information, so go ahead, make my day!


If everyone who disagreed was forced to leave the Earth...

[Riesa]

they better not settle on my planet!


I had a fight with a cactus, and it...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...is a fight to the oasis!

Rumple's stilted kin, in hoary rumpled pin, are on the shelf, off the shelf, and coming...

[Pensive]

... towards the other shelf.

Horses were ...

[AimusSage]

once used for riding around and ploughing the fields, but nowadays, horses are everywhere, and all they do is horse around.

The mission has recently...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...been extended to the mother of AimusSage.

Until high tide be laid low,

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...there shall ever be beer - for this we rejoice.

Before removing her brain, I first checked to ensure that ...

[AimusSage]

She wasn't a blonde that dyed her hair, No need to open up an empty skull.

I didn't even think that was...

[RobinHood3000]

[...Scher would have no need for it. :lol: :D]

...remotely possible!! :eek: Had Aimus and Eva taken yoga??


Captain Jack Sparrow and Mickey Mouse...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...are at each other's throats again, Mister Magoo!

I tried to tile the tick-tack's toler, but they...

[Pendragon]

told me to tottle off tramp!

It's so hard to soar like an eagle who one is so surrounded by...

[Shannanigan]

jello.

Cell phones are a gift from God because...

[Pensive]

... they are useful.

Whenever, wherever, you will have to wonder ...

[AimusSage]

about the ability of guinea pigs to be so loud.

Today is the day the...

[Bandini]

world is waiting for.

Rise up and...

[rachel]

do something daring, something that costs for a friend.

The trouble with tap beer is that you always..................

[Pensive]

... have to bear his shrieks.

Working all the ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...way to work is a way to make a living.

Sleeping in until the sky collapses in is...

[Pendragon]

not going to stop it from happening anyway, so sleep on!

Whose woods these are, I think I know. His house...

[Shannanigan]

is hidden within the trees below.

How much wood could a woodchuck...

[papayahed]

carry home to make a blazing fire.

I kept pushing the cart but....

[thingamajig]

It was so filled with heavy ingredients that it didnt want to m0ve...

I went into the house and saw......

[RobinHood3000]

...but I bumped into the sharp end of the saw :goof:.


Metal shrapnel...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...will not cork the wine.

Robin Hood would chuck a wood chuck if Chuck would...

[RobinHood3000]

...rob a wooden hood.


Nail clippers and calculators...

[Pendragon]

are darn hard to use at the same time!

In the old song "Skip to My Lou" do you get the feeling they spelled...

[water lily]

"Lou" wrong, meaning to spell it "Loo", but the author was in such a hurry to "skip to the loo" that when he jotted down the words he spelled it wrong and as such it was immortalized.

At two minutes past witching hour, I...

[Pendragon]

I was bewilderingly bewitched by a bothersome auld bedame bedecked in babbules!

Confused by the directions given, I wound up in Montana because...

[RJbibliophil]

the highway department neglected to post detour directions!

My comic strip is

[rachel]

the best selling one on Mars, the earth and the milky way.

It is a pity really that for all his wealth he still...............

[Virgil]

...picks his nose.

When the fairies come by, we'll .....

[RobinHood3000]

...fire our cannon.


High blood pressure...

[rachel]

you will fire your cannon at my beloved faeries M'Lord. (weeps uncontrollably.) Can I not just send them back, please.
:bawling:
High blood pressure comes to those with dark hearts. :nod:

A kiss, a Celtic song of majik and love and then comes the sure.........

[Mililalil XXIV]

...Romance, the best loved Tale, the grand moment in Legendaire.

Increase thee thy bywords, or fare thee a part...

[Pensive]

... of those words.

This thought does not make any sense, does it? If then ...

[Nightshade]

it were completed to make sense then its puroppse would be null and void and that in it self would be nonsensical.


Poridge the food of

[Pendragon]

the desperate.

Wee Willie Winkie runs through the town...

[shinigami]

naked.

You look...

[rachel]

like a spectre, a dark dream induced by too much sugar.

Whirling Dervishes rarely fall from dizziness and that is because.........

[Nightshade]

they are a type of scone and thus legless anyway.


A Pun, a pun my....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...hon the Hun hath spun on one won by one that won.

If at first you see the shadow of a longer day...

[Pendragon]

rememeber that the day is past and gone...


The weed of crime bears...

[rabid reader]

... brings long hairs on ones chest

The long boat ride to Avalon...

[RJbibliophil]

...is not for pregnant or nursing women, or women who may become pregnant.

The counting thread...

[rabid reader]

.... is one of the biggest wastes of time created by man, following tv and followed by watching paint dry.

East tacos is a sin against....

[kathycf]

any and all eaters of west tacos.

An egg by any other name is ...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...Cracchio!

Antonymicosis is a rare but divergent set of...

[kathycf]

tubular wing nuts.

Alas poor Yorick...

[Mililalil XXIV]

...got in rich Yurin's way.

The richer the blend...

[rabid reader]

... the more likely your coffee will be attacked by Robin Ground.

The sillier the name.........

[kathycf]

The better to make mockery of it.

If she doesn't stop singing this instant...

[rabid reader]

.... I will seriously injure a bunny

If I were you....

[kathycf]

I would eat more peanut butter and pickle sandwiches.

If I had a talent for singing show tunes...

[rabid reader]

...I would become a pornstar

If I were to cook....

[Mililalil XXIV]

...a mango, you lnow I'd do it right!

Pop corn is to RR as cabbage reminauding...

[RJbibliophil]

...is to airline pilots wearing tutus while flying.

Page 148 is really...

[Asa Adams]

Page 148 is Covert in the thesaurus.

Covert is to....

[RJbibliophil]

...mandolin as covet is to mettlesome.

Counting in CS would be...

[Pensive]

... change something.

Studies are to you as no is to ...

[RJbibliophil]

...ice cream.

Why does none of this...

[kathycf]

make neither rhyme nor reason.

Two heads are better than...

[AimusSage]

A single snake swimming circles in a bathtub while trying to figure out the meaning of life.

Private investigations revealed...

[kathycf]

little Johnny in fact wears diapers!

If the moon is made of green cheese, then...

[RJbibliophil]

... then the castle is made of red marble.

Why could the elephant...

[AimusSage]

the sun is made of a giant hamster that eats all the cheese once a month.

Stand up and shout...

[RJbibliophil]

...that Aimus has to go to the restroom.

Crock pots should be cleaned by...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . those who are familiar with a bunch of crock! :lol:

Once a day, a wise person . . .

[RJbibliophil]

...remarked that the old are the only ones with any sense longer.

Feta cheese is best when...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . eaten in its natural habitat.

The elder Pliny tells us. . .

[Pendragon]

things about which we only learn in order to pass our exams! ;)

The shortest route between two restrooms can be found...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . by triangulating their proximity to a Starbucks.

Captain Ahab once wrote. . .

[kathycf]

. . . by triangulating their proximity to a Starbucks.


Nice! :lol:

I was a teenage Martian.

skipping is to flying as crackers are to...

[Pendragon]

fire.

The Boxer Rebellion in China was actualling caused when the men refused to...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . .dance the Viennese waltz.

Things generally fall apart when. . .

[RobinHood3000]

...you remove all the nuts and bolts.

The correct pronunciation of "coupons"...

[RJbibliophil]

... should rhyme with crouton, which are little cubes of bread eaten in salads.

Fox McCloud was...

[kathycf]

was a TV detective.

To nip something in the bud means...

[Pendragon]

to stop it before it flowers.

Old King Cole was a "Merry Old Soul" because he smoked...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . only the finest hashish.

The real reason Lady Godiva rode through the town naked is. . .

[kathycf]

She is extremely forgetful.

If 4 x 4 equals 16, then...

[AimusSage]

it must mean the universe is really a square and not rounded of at the edges!

I wonder if the interior of...

[Pendragon]

the head of a turnip actually contains any cognitive thought? :p

To be or not to be, that is the question: whether 'tis nobler to...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . suffer the slings and arrows aimed at one on the PAM insult thread, or to leave said thread to the Moirai. :D

Let it heretofore be known . . .

[RJbibliophil]

...that Hyacinth and I are friends.

Will you please...

[Hyacinth Girl]

. . . make sure to visit the "Count to 10,000 thread, as we need your help! :lol:

One must always ask oneself:

[RJbibliophil]

...why are we not counting to a million?

Would you like to...

[Hyacinth Girl]

write the Great American Novel?

While rhyming may be a good mental exercise. . .

[RJbibliophil]

...streching your thinking skills requires haiku writing.

Speaking of which...

[AimusSage]

It's shooting the ball in the goal that counts!

Not even silly little...

[Pensive]

... ducks act the way you do.

I am starting to feel shy and ...

[Pendragon]

so would you mind not staring?

The Lion and The Unicorn were fighting for the...

[AimusSage]

luscious hippo that's swimming in the river.

Great falling stone wrenching...