Complete The Thought

[Silas Thorne]

David Lettermans that constantly tell stupid jokes that I can't even chuckle to.

If we only had a ..

[a_little_wisp]

...bottle rocket and lots of little plastic army men.

I wish I were an ...

[BienvenuJDC]

Oscar Meyer Wiener, so everyone would be in love with me.

Because if I were...

[a_little_wisp]

...an Oscar Meyer Wiener, everyone would be in love with me!! Yaaay!

Where in the world is...

[BienvenuJDC]

Carmen Sandiego?

Hey Ferb, I know what...

[a_little_wisp]

... we're going to do today!!

The same thing we do every night, Pinky...

[BienvenuJDC]

try to take over the world...

Who's the leader of the pack...

[Moshu]

that ate me yesterday?
Am I really as crazy as...

[a_little_wisp]

... the doctors say I am?

246...

[BienvenuJDC]

01

He thinks that man is me...

[a_little_wisp]

... he knew him at a glance.

That stranger he has found...

[BienvenuJDC]

This man could be my chance.

Why should I...

[a_little_wisp]

save his hide?

Why should I...

[BienvenuJDC]

right this wrong.

When I have come so...

[a_little_wisp]

... far.

And struggled for so...

(This is too funny.)

[BienvenuJDC]

long.

If I speak, I am condemned, if I stay silent I am...

[a_little_wisp]

... damned.

Who am I? Can I condemn this man to...

[BienvenuJDC]

slavery.

Pretend I do not feel his...

[a_little_wisp]

... agony.

This innocent who bears my face, who goes to judgement...

[mmaria]

will always be wrong and right.

But, what was I

[kingoflombards]

Thinking when I....

[BienvenuJDC]

... agony.

This innocent who bears my face, who goes to judgement...

in my place...Who am I?

Can I conceal...

[a_little_wisp]

...myself forevermore?

Pretend I'm not the man...

[BienvenuJDC]

I was before.

And must my name...

[Stargazer86]

be not forgotten.


My heart weighs heavy...

[BienvenuJDC]

, so I must bear the extra weight.

The night air drifts in thick as...

[mmaria]

Thinking when I....


started to play this game?


Some of the

[Remarkable]

... lovers that were wondering in the night.

Could I pretend...

[breathtest]

...to love the people i hate?

Or am i...

[Tournesol]

...allowed to show my true feelings?

If I could with-stand the criticism, I would...

[The Comedian]

. . . .wear my underwear on the outside of my pants as real superheros do.

But, in making such a bold fashion statement I would run the risk of. . . .

[Tournesol]

..giving others the confidence to do the same.

When cooking, I always toss in ________ instead of ________....

[The Comedian]

"beer" instead of "water".

After I successfully faked my own death, the first thing I did was. . .

[Scheherazade]

After I successfully faked my own death, the first thing I did was. . .attend my own funeral.

All this talk of death reminds me of ...

[kingoflombards]

Caramel rasin cookies. Poor Henry, he didn't stand a chance....

[a_little_wisp]

... because he was only a Christmas tree, after all.

You were the reason that I...

[Stargazer86]

started taking Risperadol.

Everytime I think of you, I feel....

[a_little_wisp]

... deathly ill. o_O

When my parents come to visit me I...

[The Comedian]

[EDIT: wisp beat me to it]

. . . . go down to the crick and catchin' some browns for dinner.

Every time you laugh I. . . .

[Adelheid]

... grin

Whenever a tsunami comes...

[Scheherazade]

Whenever a tsunami comes...... things are rearranged around here.

Give me three reasons to __________________

[The Comedian]

. . . .bump this thread up to the tip-top, baby! One, two, three: heeeaaave ho!

After a hard work out, I like to . . . . .

[Scheherazade]

After a hard work out, I like to . . . . .have a big meal to make up for the lost calories.

One thing I am crazy about is ....

[kingoflombards]

BELGIAN WAFFLES!!!! because they can.....

[The Comedian]

. . . . resemble Belgian beer if one had enough Belgian beer to begin with.

Cookies. . . .

[Scheherazade]

Cookies. . . .don't mean much to me.

If I were you, I would immediately. . .

[Bookthief]

Cut back on the sweets and jump on the trampoline!


How long does it take...

[kingoflombards]

to die from dioximonoxide poisioning? It would be rare to...

[BienvenuJDC]

walk on the darkside of the moon...without a flashlight! Since there are plenty of rocks laying around...

[Stargazer86]

to take home as a pet (pet rocks ftw!!). I am tempted to....

[kingoflombards]

Eat a jar of plain mayonaise and wash it down with a good ol'...

[zanna]

root beer float, and perhaps some eggs, so my stomach will have egg salad. It's much better than . . .

[kingoflombards]

...chicken in mango sauce...

[Scheherazade]

...chicken in mango sauce... to serve with lemon rice.

If I weren't so lazy, I would immediately...

[kingoflombards]

....go and do something, but alas.......

[Scheherazade]

Here is how to play the game:
Comlete the thought started by the previous person and offer another one yourself.

E.g.You should get a cake today...

because it is your birthday!
[/B]
....go and do something, but alas....... I am a couch potato.

Unless I finish this assignment today, ...

[kingoflombards]

I'll die.

It will be a terrible....

[kiz_paws]

shame if my hummingbird buddies don't like the petunias I planted for them.

Consider it a waste of time that ..........

[kingoflombards]

I take time to spell correctly.

Yoo no wut, i mite jst....

[kiz_paws]

stirfry some veggies in soya sauce and sesame oil. ;)

I cannot believe the capacity of ...........

[kingoflombards]

human intelligence.
It simply........

[kiz_paws]

makes me wonder at times.

And yet ........

[kingoflombards]

they still made Eragon a movie.

What a....

[Scheherazade]

What a terrible mess...

I am more confused than ever since...

[alakungfu]

the colour came out of my hair. The hairdresser said...

[Scheherazade]

The hairdresser said...your hair would have been perfect if ...

[Nikhar]

you had not been so crazy as to jump in the mud pool.

So, have you though of.....

[kingoflombards]

...buying the fantastic turnip'o'matic?

It can decimate and......

[alakungfu]

decorate turnip leaves and cabbage roses for...

[kingoflombards]

50 bucks a turnip.

It sounds like a rip off, but is

[Beautifull]

not really because this type of turnip is very rare and hard to find because....

[MarkBastable]

not really because this type of turnip is very rare and hard to find because....


...pixies steal them to make space-hoppers. The telltale sign is....

[Beautifull]

a vision of a hog only because...

[DrkAngL]

turnips stink. most would rather have pixie sticks instead of the turnips pixies steal, but little do they know that the pixies...

[kingoflombards]

Are actually bombs!!! Head for the hills it's a......

[Beautifull]

bird! no, it's a plane! no, it's...

[DrkAngL]

a jewel!? where did that come from? oh no! something's following it! suddenly i can't move! my feet won't move, and if i don't move. it'll hit me. it's ccoming nearer, nearer...

[kiz_paws]

and I just cannot find my sunglasses to get a better .............

[rtc143]

view of whatever is around me. Is that a...

[Beautifull]

pony?! what in the...

[rtc143]

world is a pony doing in the jungle? oh goodness, I may be going....

[Beautifull]

to my aunt's for some cake with....

[rtc143]

the pimp of my wife's best friend's dog. He sure is...

[Beautifull]

like my mamma...i wish my boyfriend would...

[rtc143]

get me a dog. Then I'd give him....

[Beautifull]

a cat and we'd...

[rtc143]

have a DANCE PARTY!!! Oh yes there would be...

[Beautifull]

a Masquerade and everyone would waltz and have...

[rtc143]

a wonderful time while wearing tights and fancy hats. Why you ask; because this is...

[Beautifull]

a grand finale for the...

[rtc143]

journey to find life's answer which is....

[Beautifull]

not really an answer but a quest to...

[rtc143]

live. yes live. tis all we must do in this world to...

[Beautifull]

find the qeustion to our individual quests.May we all...

[rtc143]

do so to find our inner peace. Ahhh you feel that? Feels like...

[Beautifull]

inner peace! but how did it come to be! we are not certain, but if anything is certain, tis the...

[rtc143]

itch in my pants! I think its...

[Beautifull]

from these wooly pants that my aunt gave me for my...

:lol:that had me laughing...

[rtc143]

4th birthday. They are so tight I guess I'll just take em off and...

[Beautifull]

dance a jig, because those pants were just too much. what should i do with them now? maybe i should burn them, or maybe i should just...

[rtc143]

pull a McGuyver and make an explosive timebomb that will then go off and send me flying into the sky where i will land w/ my cat- like refelxes and...

[Beautifull]

find the closest department store and buy some Calvin Klein wares and...

[rtc143]

then move on to the warehouse where the enemies were sighted and save my fiance from near death just to find out that the "enemies" are actually...

[Beautifull]

my family who were just trying to...

[rtc143]

throw me a McGuyver style birthday party awww.. you guys! Thanks for all these...

[Beautifull]

gorillas?! wait...isn't this a wedding party? who ordered a safari party! oh it's probably ....

[rtc143]

just a mix up. Call the people up and tell them...

[Beautifull]

i'm tireed of getting the wrong order, i demand a....

[rtc143]

biscuit!!! now! and i want...

[Beautifull]

tickets to the best amusement park in the world, then i won't....

[rtc143]

sue you guyzes and ruin your...

[Beautifull]

fiance's birthday parties...i don't care if it's...

[rtc143]

on the damn wedding day i want my demands now! and you guys better delivery because my friend Bruno...

[Beautifull]

is a huge dog who doesn't play when he can't get his biscuits!! just give me...

*funny, i actually know a dog named Bruno!

[rtc143]

what i want and we won't have a....

[Beautifull]

wedding! i just can't bear marrying...

[rtc143]

a paperboy! goodness. you people make me...

[Beautifull]

furious with your demands, i have a...

[rtc143]

broken pinky!! have you no sympathy geez! I might have to...

[Beautifull]

give you a massage...but i don't think...

[rtc143]

you will enjoy it because i will one, be in pain so you'll have to hear me shriek, and two, my hands are clammy :p

[Beautifull]

maybe i could run off down Fairy Brick Road and find a fairy that will...

[rtc143]

give ME a massage. Then I'd be...

[Beautifull]

happy, and turn into puss n boots to

[rtc143]

pull out those kitty cat eyes to get whatever...

[Beautifull]

she wants because i gotta...

[rtc143]

pee badly! No for real hold on give me....

[Beautifull]

:lol: :lol:

....

:lol:
bottle so i can....

[rtc143]

get to my business. UH OH! I feel a turtle pokin its head out now i need....

[Beautifull]

some leaves and some privacy, so i can....

[rtc143]

just go in peace. speaking of peace...

[Beautifull]

lte's live in a house in thw woods! we can...

[rtc143]

live with seven dwarves and be in a book then a movie! oh how....

[Beautifull]

boring that would be...i'd rather live with the wood nymphs who woulld...

[NikolaiI]

Help me get the ants out of my bark.

The last time I saw a wood nymph...

[Beautifull]

i smiled but it ran off with...

[NikolaiI]

something I didn't want to lose...

[Beautifull]

which was my boyfriend. then i fumed and....

[NikolaiI]

realized it was staring at me...

[Buh4Bee]

because it liked girls better than boys. Well what the...

[NikolaiI]

heck can you do?

[kiz_paws]

When you come from Kalamazoo, and there's ..............

[Beautifull]

talking donkeys coming from all around you doing kung fu, what do you do? i would...

[kingoflombards]

Believe in flesh eating mango monsters. The live in.....

[NikolaiI]

Moscow. And...

[Beautifull]

i would call them because they're my homies, and they woiuld back me up against the donkeys. After the fight, i would...

[Pryderi Agni]

Sex it up with their girlfriends, which would make me feel...

[NikolaiI]

confused, as I suddenly back-tracked in thought to the donkeys and realized, what the heck are they doing here? and then...

[kingoflombards]

MAN SLAP! Whew, glad that I....

[Beautifull]

ate that rotten pear! now i can...

[NikolaiI]

have a good excuse not to...

[Beautifull]

work on my motorcycle which has been in the shack for the better part of my life...i'd rather.

[NikolaiI]

go look for more rotten pears! and then I'd write...

[Beautifull]

for the dark master who would make me...

[NikolaiI]

read it aloud to him while he was...

[Beautifull]

staring at me and i knew he was thinking....

[NikolaiI]

I would falter, but...

[Beautifull]

i kept reading, word after word until...

[NikolaiI]

I finished. Since I had written and recited a spell...

[Beautifull]

the dark master turned into a light master who then...

[NikolaiI]

disappeared. And I began to cry, until suddenly...

[Beautifull]

a bright light shined down on me, and i...

[NikolaiI]

became the light master, then I told...

[Beautifull]

him that i loved him, but he...

[NikolaiI]

said he couldn't love a light master, because...

[Beautifull]

he used to be dark, but i grabbed him and kissed on the cheek and said...

[NikolaiI]

"I wrote a spell which can make you a light master too," and...

[Beautifull]

he said, "It's no use! you cannot erase the past," but i slapped him and said...

[NikolaiI]

"Get a hold of yourself!" just 'cause I've always wanted to... and he

[Beautifull]

disappeared into the tree closest to him. then i went to new york to...

[NikolaiI]

look up my uncle, who specializes in locating people...

[Beautifull]

who are unordinary...

[NikolaiI]

It took me 3 days to find my uncle, as he keeps rather secretive...

[andave_ya]

, especially about those islands he's got hidden in his closet. When he first told me about them I was ready to commit both him and myself to an insane asylum, but he convinced me when...

[NikolaiI]

we were in the Pyrenees...

[kiz_paws]

and met some really cool travelers, who ....

[kingoflombards]

Didn't like granola. How very....

[Olga4real]

unforgetable was the trip. However the rain

[Beautifull]

was literal cats and dogs, so i had a very unusual...

[PoeticPassions]

encounter with a dog that landed on my head, and when we...

[kiz_paws]

released him, we decided to name him .........

[Beautifull]

spiky because we saw that he....

[Olga4real]

actually wasn't a dog, it was a cat, so

we needed to get rid of all....

[Beautifull]

the extra things lying around, so....

[PeterL]

we dragged in the snow shovel and scraped the area down to bare floor and carried the detritus out to the...

[kiz_paws]

giant crate out in the yard which was usually reserved for ......

[NikolaiI]

people we found squatting on our property...

but we'd gotten rid of them by...

[breathtest]

locking them in the crate one night while they were sleeping and sending them out of the country to...

[PeterL]

a fertilizer factory in New Zealand, where...

[mikemaster70]

argentina, which we then thought...

[PeterL]

quite odd, because they were in two places at the same time.
This probably was a quantum effect caused by...

[mikemaster70]

the pears dancing in the skying, creating...

[PeterL]

the illusion that distance did not exist.
Which can be convenient if

[NikolaiI]

you have a summer home on Mars.
But as for me, I still remember..

[PeterL]

when the Earth was falt, and people regularly fell off the edge into...

[NikolaiI]

A pool at the White House, and this confused the Secret Service because...

[PeterL]

the pool was teeming with alligators, which looked hungry

[mikemaster70]

and made us wonder why...

[PeterL]

Yes, why would anyone pen alligators in such an inappropriate place. Was it because...

[mikemaster70]

they were very cheeky alligators and deserved a punishment, or was it because...

[PeterL]

No one could think of a better place for the supplies for the barbecue?

[mikemaster70]

then we discovered the real reason, which was quite silly. they wished...

[PeterL]

to assassinate the President by alligator. Apparently they had forgotten that the present incumbent was not a perfect...

[kiz_paws]

dancer, so they had him watch re-runs of the great dances of ..........

[PeterL]

Fred and Doris, all the time wishing that the movies had better plots, such as...

[Beautifull]

a candystripper finding her way into a ....

[kingoflombards]

Giant mayonnaise machine of....

[DanielBenoit]

gumbballs, you know, the ones that cost twenty-five cents and taste like. . . . .

[toni]

glucose which cements your arteries and cause....

[DanielBenoit]

a hyneria and you cry like a litte. . . . .

[toni]

a baby whose diaper needs changing but apparently the baby's mother is too busy with...

[DanielBenoit]

putting on makeup for her date who happens to be. . . . . .

[toni]

Mr Daniel who was running late because...

[DanielBenoit]

Forgot to brush his teeth halfway there. . . ..

[toni]

besides, he hasn't bought flowers yet and so he runs and arrives, and as the woman opened the door to let him in, Daniel was surprised ...

[DanielBenoit]

because it was the wrong person :brickwall . . . .

[toni]

and he jolted awake, realizing after a few crucial moments that it was a dream - horrible one, at that. He promised never to...

[DanielBenoit]

brush his teeth again :D, consequences of this decision were. . .. .

[toni]

:lol:

false teeth at age 20. He felt...

[DanielBenoit]

like he was never going to get a girl then. Whenever he would smile. . . ..

[kingoflombards]

hypertensive puppy dog.

[toni]

(aww) every girl would point, laugh and run away. At that point in his life, all he wanted to do was..

[DanielBenoit]

be loved :( . So he. . . . .

[toni]

wrote passionate sonnets for the girl she fancied and...

[DanielBenoit]

got his teeth fixed and won her over, then. . . . .

[kingoflombards]

tripped and broke his teeth.

[zanna]

Then, with his broken teeth, he picked himself up, and . . .

[kingoflombards]

Thung her a thonet thith hith terrible lithp!

[MarkBastable]

His poem was about how she inspired in him a godlike acuity and wit. Or, as he put it,

Thinth our firtht kith,
I'm Thor when I pith.

[kingoflombards]

Such a good artist, but

[shapeshifter_]

he peeth in the middle of the poem and ... :D

[kingoflombards]

Pulled his tongue! A terrible.....

[Maryd.]

Twitching and jerking of the head, until he just...

[Modigliani]

collapsed in a violent fit of involuntary flailing, his eyes...

[Maryd.]

Seeking his love, for only she can save him from this...

[toni]

madness, this wretched malady they named..

[Maryd.]

Lovers Curse... She alone, can release him from this curse, by...

[DanielBenoit]

Pulling his teeth together so that he can speak properly . . . .

[Maryd.]

Thus allowing him to proclaim his endless love for her, in...

[DanielBenoit]

endless x's and o's. . . . .

[Maryd.]

And a feeling of over whelming...

[DanielBenoit]

Joy, because at last he. . . . .

[Maryd.]

Is able to speak, now that his teeth are reparied. He can speak candidly about...

[Modigliani]

even his darkest secrets, such as his plethora of clandestine fantasies involving...

[Maryd.]

His house mate of six years. He starts to stammer as he reveals all...

[kingoflombards]

Of his gumball caches and hiding spots.

[Maryd.]

Suddenly he prances around the room like a horse out of control...

[kingoflombards]

then crashes and dies. How....

[Maryd.]

will his love cope without her hero, her soulmate her...

[kingoflombards]

....wait. There is yet a flutter of life in his.....