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Riesa
04-01-2006, 12:08 AM
should really be outlawed.
A good massage is ....
samercury
04-01-2006, 01:06 AM
...relaxing
Time doesn't...
AimusSage
04-01-2006, 04:58 AM
fly through the sky while waving goodbye.
This lie...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-01-2006, 08:10 AM
... is as much of the truth as I am prepared to offer you.
This truth ...
Pensive
04-01-2006, 09:57 AM
... of your's will get you into hot water.
Avril Lavigne was trying to ...
Pendragon
04-01-2006, 10:01 AM
name her murderer, but she just said "Gurk!", and fell over!
The shadowy form rose from the ground like...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-01-2006, 10:08 AM
... soggy felt oozing through the teeth of an overstuffed pepper.
Don't ask me what I was thinking when I ...
Riesa
04-01-2006, 10:13 AM
I wrote that peppers have teeth! lol
This morning there was a surprise waiting for me by the front door, it was....
Pensive
04-01-2006, 10:14 AM
... a beautiful morning.
When people say that Neverland is ...
Pendragon
04-01-2006, 10:15 AM
a made-up place, I laugh manically.
When I told you to tell her to say to him that they...
Pensive
04-01-2006, 10:21 AM
... know not that what I told you to tell her and say to him.
Be quiet or ...
Nightshade
04-01-2006, 01:35 PM
Or choke on your voice.
sugar is not
Riesa
04-01-2006, 01:47 PM
toothpaste! darn kids.
Styrofoam peanuts make me want to.....
Weeping Willow
04-01-2006, 01:54 PM
Start runnig like a crazy and waving me arms!
Next Friday i ....
Nightshade
04-01-2006, 02:05 PM
will be born
And the point is.....
Xamonas Chegwe
04-01-2006, 02:05 PM
... at the end of the pencil.
Plastic is much tastier than ...
Nightshade
04-01-2006, 02:06 PM
tissue paper
honest I never.....
Weeping Willow
04-01-2006, 02:07 PM
Sand..
Water, and electricity....
Nightshade
04-01-2006, 02:09 PM
dont mix.
penelope wove.....
Riesa
04-01-2006, 02:09 PM
mixed don't make for a relaxing bath.
How much wood could a woodchuck....
Virgil
04-02-2006, 11:31 PM
...nibble on if he were hungry.
Oh it's off to the wild....
Weeping Willow
04-03-2006, 05:10 AM
land wher you see them like that!
In 24 hours the .......
Pensive
04-03-2006, 06:36 AM
... day, I am at work.
You keep your ...
AimusSage
04-03-2006, 08:51 AM
hat where I can see it, I don't trust that hat, it speaks in gibberish.
Jumping over a mountain is...
Riesa
04-03-2006, 09:28 AM
quite easy if you are the type that makes mountains out of molehills.
I wish for the days when men wore hats and....
Pendragon
04-03-2006, 09:30 AM
and spats and carried canes just for show!
Now, the question you have to ask yourself is, did he fire five or six...
AimusSage
04-03-2006, 10:01 AM
cannonballs into the molehill?
Once steven has caught his............
Pensive
04-03-2006, 10:36 AM
... fish, he would give me some.
Now, now you should ...
AimusSage
04-03-2006, 10:38 AM
scream real loud, and release some of that pressure building up inside your head, lest it explodes.
The French monkey charmer...
Nightshade
04-03-2006, 05:26 PM
is not invinted!!
Martians seem to
AimusSage
04-03-2006, 05:29 PM
Always have the biggest of appetites, but not the patience to use proper table manners, eating all the cutlery. *tsk,tsk*
The children will be...
RobinHood3000
04-03-2006, 05:53 PM
...frightened by the Martians.
The Home of RPGs (http://homeofrpgs.proboards77.com/index.cgi) Forum is starting to stagnate despite the best efforts of...
Riesa
04-03-2006, 05:54 PM
interesting looking to say the least, with a french monkey charmer for a mother and a Martian for a father....Is that even possible?
The mean reds are commonly found....
RobinHood3000
04-03-2006, 05:59 PM
...at the Home of RPGs (http://homeofrpgs.proboards77.com/index.cgi) Forum.
...which is starting to stagnate despite the best efforts of...
Ryduce
04-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Robinhood to single handedly meet the post quota.
If the sun crashed into the moon I would.................................
RobinHood3000
04-03-2006, 08:20 PM
...take a picture.
A needle, a spool of thread, and...
Ryduce
04-03-2006, 08:26 PM
a bottle of Mrs.Butterworth.I often like to eat pancakes as I sew.
I was once robbed a lemonade stand..................
Virgil
04-03-2006, 09:41 PM
...and used a banana as the hold up weapon.
Teachers don't tell you....
Pendragon
04-04-2006, 09:28 AM
a lot of things, but two hours in the real world can teach you a lot!
I know I came in here for something, now what...
Kaltrina
04-04-2006, 09:45 AM
did I come here for??
If I want to finish this task I...
Mililalil XXIV
04-04-2006, 11:52 AM
...am avoiding, I'd better not get a move on.
And this was the train ...
adilyoussef
04-04-2006, 03:01 PM
... that takes our lives away.
Birds have wings and human have....
Ryduce
04-04-2006, 03:08 PM
airplanes.Which are just more economical in passenger compacity.
I fought a windmill and a turkish man........................
adilyoussef
04-04-2006, 03:14 PM
...tht now I so tired that I could sleep for twelve days.
One plus one equals.......
Mililalil XXIV
04-04-2006, 10:37 PM
...more than half of what two are afraid I think they would be thinking if I weren't bringing this up.
I hate to give a tooth pick...
Virgil
04-04-2006, 10:37 PM
three; new math, you know.
After a kiss on the cheek, she told me ....
Mililalil XXIV
04-04-2006, 10:39 PM
..."No more tooth picks, not even two or three of them!"
I would apologize, but you...
Virgil
04-04-2006, 11:12 PM
..."No more tooth picks, not even two or three of them!"
:lol:
...you look too funny; I might laugh at you.
In the fields, you can really....
Mililalil XXIV
04-05-2006, 03:45 AM
...pick your teeth clean.
Chops are prim and proper for the......
Pensive
04-05-2006, 06:43 AM
... people who are cruel.
I can't think ...
smilingtearz
04-05-2006, 06:46 AM
... i have to strain my knees
Around the world in....
Kaltrina
04-05-2006, 07:25 AM
one year. that would be a great trip!! :D
Eating chocolate while...
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 07:59 AM
trying to drink your tea, during a morning run is not a good idea.
A tyrant with fangs tends to...
Kaltrina
04-05-2006, 08:04 AM
smile at everyone that passes along but that doesn't look to pretty... :D
the music is so loud that...
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 08:07 AM
the molerats at the zoo all have earplugs when going to a concerts.
Pendragon
04-05-2006, 09:10 AM
And the music was so deafening, they forgot to leave us a line to finish!
It is said that Nero fiddled while Rome burned, but then...
Riesa
04-05-2006, 09:12 AM
Scarlett just said "Fiddlesticks!" when Tara burned.
There are many ways to tame a ....
Pendragon
04-05-2006, 09:17 AM
lion, but with an alcoholic, a shotgun works best!
Country roads, take me...
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 09:18 AM
home, said the naked molerat when returning from the concert.
(Now with new line, how could I forget that :blush: )
Glass is to water as molerat is to...
Nightshade
04-05-2006, 04:24 PM
Aimus.
( was that a coincedence or are you familiar with John Denver?!)
Spinach is as
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 04:34 PM
tasty a veggie as ever there is.
(Coincidence? I think not, John Denver was a great musician.
The Ring of Nibelungen is...
Nightshade
04-05-2006, 04:44 PM
not the ring of Tolkien
John Denver...
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 04:54 PM
Met a most unfortunate end in 1997
Soon the big event...
Nightshade
04-05-2006, 05:05 PM
will occur in secret.
If big is small then
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 05:10 PM
I can't find martian's earpiece anywhere.
The orchestra is...
adilyoussef
04-05-2006, 05:19 PM
...playing out now that I'm eager to go there.
Having fun alone is like....
Nightshade
04-05-2006, 05:26 PM
flying pigs, not impossible but immprobable.
Friends dont
adilyoussef
04-05-2006, 05:28 PM
... go away and never part without tears.
Tha forum keeps me....
Nightshade
04-05-2006, 05:30 PM
alive and in with miy insanity fix.
Echoes of ages....
adilyoussef
04-05-2006, 05:32 PM
...makes time so scary and life seem so short.
Writing for me is like..........
AimusSage
04-05-2006, 05:40 PM
a long run along the beach with the wind in my hair.
The sand in my shoes...
tn2743
04-05-2006, 08:56 PM
...always puts me off going to the beach; but my mom makes me go EVERY year.
"I know every mile will be worth my while; I will go most anywhere to...
Pendragon
04-05-2006, 10:32 PM
avoid actually doing something!
A barmaid and a sailor ran away together...
Nightshade
04-06-2006, 04:11 AM
in a putrid purple hat.
The owl and the pussy cat....
Pensive
04-06-2006, 07:44 AM
... were trying to befriend each other.
I am difficult so ...
adilyoussef
04-06-2006, 08:12 AM
... I put strict rules in my life to be abided.
Exams are approaching so better......
Nightshade
04-06-2006, 09:09 AM
enjoy life while I still have a mind.
Oh dearie me who.....
Kaltrina
04-06-2006, 09:19 AM
is that young handsome boy that is looking at me?
Walking in the rain is ...
Pendragon
04-06-2006, 09:21 AM
a good way to come down with a sinus infection, but it's so peaceful!
Wild horses couldn't drag me to a...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-06-2006, 12:35 PM
... penthouse that was only accessible by a helipad. Anywhere else, I wouldn't stand a chance!
At last I know how many angels can dance ...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 12:40 PM
...on a cloud before it gets too heavy and they all fall down to earth at once..
When I woke up this morning I didn't expect...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 12:42 PM
to see a roaring lion next to my bed, which somehow was in the middle of africa.
I've been looking for a...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 12:44 PM
...fellow Arsenal fan, we really are a rare breed.
Tonight, the Tiger will...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 12:47 PM
hunt the jungle for a late night snack
When mistreated...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 12:49 PM
...I am sad. :(
When I was young, I often...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 12:50 PM
didn't know that when I would grow older I would forget that I was once young
When in doubt, always...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 12:54 PM
...remember John's wisdom: "All you need is love."~
All I need is...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 01:01 PM
a barrel of fun and a ton of mischief to keep me busy for days.
Hey Joe, why are you...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 01:06 PM
...not dressed yet? We have to be there in 20 minutes.
If you want to hit a draw, you have to...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 01:08 PM
stop hitting people with your golf club.
His mask of sanity is...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 01:11 PM
...slowly being consumed by his crazy anger, and it's revealing a face that he does not want to be seen.
I was late for my group study, but...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 01:12 PM
... so my group decided to study me instead.
Not in my wildest dreams did I...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 01:20 PM
...think to see an Arsenal fan, except on TV.
"We're after the same rainbow's end...
Riesa
04-06-2006, 01:21 PM
and I found it, but the leprechauns scared me off before I could collect my share of the loot.
The best way to make gorillas mad is to...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 01:25 PM
...tie his blonde lover up and take her away from the island. :)
There are trees in my city, but they...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-06-2006, 01:42 PM
...have no ears and can't fly like the one's in yours.
Purple is better than red because...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 01:43 PM
red is a colour that is not as close to blue as purple is to orange guinea pigs.
The dance of the drooling fool is...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-06-2006, 01:47 PM
...easy to learn, fun for all the family and breaks the ice at parties. Wear a bib though!
Smiling through adversity is like ...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 06:44 PM
...going window-shopping during an economic crisis.
The best way to face adversity is...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 06:46 PM
to look her in the eye and tell her she's not getting any tonight.
When the zeppelin landed......
tn2743
04-06-2006, 06:57 PM
...every body realised that they had been brought back through time to the 1930's
The day I leave this place will be...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 07:01 PM
The day that I can't remember I have amnesia.
With a smile...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 07:04 PM
...and a gun one can get more than with just a smile ( stolen from Al :D )
The only solution to an empty heart is...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 07:06 PM
..to fill it up with some strong booze and a broad
When giving all the...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 07:10 PM
I'll say yes to the booze dude
... freshly baked cookies to the sick neighbour, offer her husband some first to avoid misunderstandings.
I must fight the...
AimusSage
04-06-2006, 07:12 PM
urge to start babbling on about all the wonders of the incredibly microscopic.
All fired up, ready to...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 07:14 PM
...beat the hell out of the vending machine that ate all my change.
I'm going out to get completely....
Virgil
04-06-2006, 09:39 PM
...wet; it's raining cats and dogs.
One, two, three....
samercury
04-06-2006, 09:41 PM
...four, somebody please shut the door
Five, six, seven...
tn2743
04-06-2006, 09:48 PM
...eight, and please too shut the gate.
nine, ten, eleven...
eight, jaja this is cool!!!
twinkle, twinkle little star…
tn2743
04-06-2006, 09:57 PM
...how I wonder where you are! (can't ruin this cute little line trying to be original)
How did I fall...
maybe I shouldn't go down the stairs with my eyes shut!!:lol:
Clicked or....
tn2743
04-06-2006, 10:20 PM
..did I? Must lock the door before going to sleep.
"My huckleberry friend, ..."
samercury
04-06-2006, 11:02 PM
...Watch out for the squirrel
A number is...
something that doesn't have an end it keeps on going keeps on going....
don't worry......
Mililalil XXIV
04-07-2006, 12:20 AM
...about prejudice, for she is alreadt worried about you.
It was the coldest April...
Adelheid
04-07-2006, 05:34 AM
but the warmest lirpa... :lol:
It's such an exciting week...
Pensive
04-07-2006, 07:12 AM
... that I am going nuts!
Years pass and the wheel of time rolls by, bringing ...
Pendragon
04-07-2006, 08:15 AM
good times and bad, that's the way it is!
If the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot were ever proven real...
Psycheinaboat
04-07-2006, 08:19 AM
we could splice them together and make a mutant like no other.
If Mother Teresa and Gandhi made out it would be...
AimusSage
04-07-2006, 08:54 AM
Something to jump on for all the tabloids in the world
When nomads stop...
Psycheinaboat
04-07-2006, 09:22 AM
mendacity begins.
Wraiths travel where...
Pensive
04-07-2006, 09:26 AM
... there are other ghosts.
All the struggles, the pains we go through our life are part of ...
tn2743
04-07-2006, 12:16 PM
...it, no more and no less.
It's so windy out I can almost....
AimusSage
04-07-2006, 12:26 PM
imagine my nasty neighbour loosing his grib on the signpost he is holding on to.
That nasty hotel...
NNoah3
04-07-2006, 12:30 PM
over there is where you want me to stay? :D
Oh my God, I am not.......
AimusSage
04-07-2006, 12:32 PM
seeing what I think I'm seeing? Did you change your face again?
This plastic surgery is...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-07-2006, 12:41 PM
... among the cheapest going. I don't know how they manage it. What are you talking about? I've always had whiskers!
I have decided to give up ...
tn2743
04-07-2006, 02:18 PM
...trying to check if the light inside my fridge is working. :p
"Look at me, I will never...
Mililalil XXIV
04-07-2006, 10:50 PM
...again appear this way, as in this dream!"
Wake up, sleepy guts! The rain...
papayahed
04-08-2006, 11:40 AM
has ended and the streets are flooded.
In order to reach the top shelf....
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 11:42 AM
I need to get off the ceiling
when the going gets....
Anon22
04-08-2006, 11:56 AM
going, the tough gets tough
When there is no sense....
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 11:57 AM
of chhaos order becomes blurred
whenever the parade starts up....
Anon22
04-08-2006, 12:00 PM
I am never there.
Whenever there is light
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 12:02 PM
ther is a tunnle
the two exsist at once if
Anon22
04-08-2006, 12:03 PM
the two don't exist at all
an illusion
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 02:34 PM
is often misundertood truth.
Many a time has the
RJbibliophil
04-08-2006, 04:34 PM
sun risen though man did not think it could.
Could it possibly
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 04:39 PM
be that man is immaterial?
Sugar I want the
RJbibliophil
04-08-2006, 04:44 PM
telephone.
Where is the
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 04:49 PM
beanbag?
pickles should....
RJbibliophil
04-08-2006, 04:58 PM
do not require a pressure cooker to can.
Tennis balls are
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 04:59 PM
useless if wet
wonders never
RJbibliophil
04-08-2006, 05:03 PM
disappear entirely.
Mr. Forum commented
Nightshade
04-08-2006, 05:09 PM
on mrs forums behaviour.
poetry is
RJbibliophil
04-08-2006, 05:12 PM
a poetic piece of writing.
This is ridiculous and
Xamonas Chegwe
04-08-2006, 08:20 PM
...so is the idea that peas could have evolved to fit into polythene bags with pictures of peas on the front - that goes against logic - there must be intelligent design - there must be a marketing department!
Fot the triumph of evil, it is only necessary that good men ...
Pendragon
04-08-2006, 08:23 PM
become distracted and evil men seize opportunity!
A man can call the tail of a sheep a leg if he wants but that will not...
Virgil
04-08-2006, 08:24 PM
...so is the idea that peas could have evolved to fit into polythene bags with pictures of peas on the front - that goes against logic - there must be intelligent design - there must be a marketing department!
.
:lol: I must say, I grt more laughs per post from Xamonas than anyone else. Not even close.
...make cheese.
Shoe laces don't need to be tied, they are just there for....
Outlander
04-08-2006, 11:27 PM
....when I run out of fingers.
When the tornado comes, I'll......
Anon22
04-08-2006, 11:28 PM
Run.
When the hurricane comes, I'll
RobinHood3000
04-08-2006, 11:28 PM
...wave. Then I'll run.
When Armageddon comes, I'll...
Anon22
04-08-2006, 11:32 PM
welcome him to my apartment.
when the apocalypse arrives, I'll
Outlander
04-08-2006, 11:32 PM
...laugh laugh and laugh.
The last time I tried to sleep on a park bench....
RobinHood3000
04-08-2006, 11:33 PM
...the pigeons thought I was a statue.
Toilet paper...
Outlander
04-08-2006, 11:36 PM
...is something we spend good money on, just to flush it away.
But then, Food....
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 05:46 AM
is something we like to consume whole without any consideration of it's feelings.
When they fix...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 11:38 AM
my broken lightsaber I'll be ready to practice my master's lessons for today :lol:
Now, if the Jedis would just...
Pensive
04-09-2006, 11:47 AM
... leave the things as they were before, things would be better.
First you were busy, then out to lunch, then away, what is that you want and ...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 12:30 PM
...you better tell me now or there will be hell to pay.
The way of the Sith is...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 12:39 PM
Dark! oohhh too dark, would someone lend me a flashlight?
The Jedis should be...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 12:48 PM
...on their guard for the coming of shadows.
The Force is...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 12:59 PM
not as totally good or as totally evil as all its followers may think of it.
the dark side of the force is...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 01:10 PM
a mirror of the light side, what one does effects the other.
Balance of the force...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 01:17 PM
depends not only on one side but on all its members.
Fear of the dark force creates...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 01:19 PM
a powerbase that can never stand, true power comes from within.
Such is the power of the force that...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 01:23 PM
it can cause a person his grave destruction.
the only way to understand Siths is...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 01:25 PM
walk the path of the dark side.
The time for the sith...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 01:33 PM
will come no sooner than those of the Jedis.
If I am a sith apprentice then I am...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 01:36 PM
still learning the many wonders of the force.
The path to true power is...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 01:38 PM
learning both sides of the force! Hail Master AimusSage! :D
I a follower of neither code, I am then called a...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 01:46 PM
true wielder of the force, one that can bring balance where first there was none.
This path is not for...
RobinHood3000
04-09-2006, 02:48 PM
...the dark to tread. The Dark side is fickle, and does not avail the evil.
The Jedi's triumph over the Sith...
ElizabethSewall
04-09-2006, 03:07 PM
will be achieved in a few more posts! :thumbs_up
Why do I have to....
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 03:08 PM
Suffer the blind teachings of the jedi, when their allegiance to the light side will falter, corrupting the Jedi, forming a new order of Force wielders.
The force is strong...
RobinHood3000
04-09-2006, 03:21 PM
...with this one. ~KABOOM~ What??
Yee-hoo!!
~Ker-SHUNK!!~
~Darth Vader having an asthma attack~
You're all clear, kid, let's blow this thing and go home!
~SHoo Shoo...~
KABOOM
The corruption of the Jedi will never come, whereas the corruption of the Sith has already arrived. Such is the nature of...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 03:22 PM
the light side, failing to see the corruption that is already running deep.
Love is...
RobinHood3000
04-09-2006, 03:25 PM
...forbidden to the Jedi. It is for this reason that Hayden Christiansen is a doofus.
Passion misguides...
AimusSage
04-09-2006, 03:27 PM
only those that deny it.
When two worlds collide...
woeful painter
04-09-2006, 09:49 PM
Both Jedis and Siths will be destroyed! Wohoooo! That's leaves me and Master Aimus!
We are born to....
Pendragon
04-09-2006, 10:15 PM
born, born, to be alive!
Like a clock who's hands are spinning past...
Virgil
04-09-2006, 10:32 PM
...the hour of midnight, the earth keeps rotating.
I'm trying to be.....
Pensive
04-10-2006, 08:07 AM
... generous but I can't do anything because my hand is tied to my back.
If you will think about being ...
Pendragon
04-10-2006, 08:15 AM
does that mean you exist? :p
When the pigs took over the mess hall...
AimusSage
04-10-2006, 08:27 AM
They decided that they would turn it into a franchise food service, sending pigs across the country, taking over other mess halls, and spreading the Pig Mess.
The sides of...
Pendragon
04-10-2006, 08:38 AM
any argument tend to slop over and make a mess!
I want a martini--shaken,...
Riesa
04-10-2006, 09:36 AM
not stirred, with three olives, then Bartender, I'd like a Manhattan, please. Now I'll do some Irish jigs and ya'll can laugh at me, till I come at you swingin'.
"You wanna beer?"
"It's 7 o'clock in the morning." ....
Pendragon
04-10-2006, 08:30 PM
"You get me a slug for my belly or you'll catch one in yours, five in the morning be hanged!"
"You fools thing I can't tell the difference between whiskey and...
Virgil
04-10-2006, 08:55 PM
...lemonade or some other yellowish liquid.
Macho, macho....
RJbibliophil
04-10-2006, 10:09 PM
fast food menus and meals.
I am seeing
Pensive
04-11-2006, 01:13 AM
... the future.
Will you be so kind ...
Adelheid
04-11-2006, 06:24 AM
as to encourage someone to write out a concise yet explicit and knowlegeable theory of evolution for me in the Evolution vs Creation thread?
Busyness never seems to find time to rest, instead....
Pendragon
04-11-2006, 08:19 AM
it creates busybodies...
When trying to forumulate a winning argument, it always helps if...
Riesa
04-11-2006, 09:10 AM
everyone agrees upon certain facts actually being factual.
Most people would agree that the old days weren't always...
Pensive
04-11-2006, 10:49 AM
... perfect.
When you will ask me for advice ...
RJbibliophil
04-11-2006, 11:10 AM
I most certainly will try my best to help but will probably decide to refer you to a mouse rather than help you myself.
If the mouse
AimusSage
04-11-2006, 02:38 PM
would just listen to reason he wouldn't have to suffer all these experiments.
Look at the animals they...
NNoah3
04-11-2006, 03:52 PM
are resting peacefully.
How could I......
Xamonas Chegwe
04-11-2006, 04:28 PM
...possibly swallow a whole elk?
Act I, scene 1, Enter ...
AimusSage
04-11-2006, 04:33 PM
the terrifying guinea pigs army of doom
I will not cease...
NNoah3
04-11-2006, 05:54 PM
until you take care of it.
Act I, Scene 2: The army put their.....
AimusSage
04-11-2006, 06:44 PM
anti mice cannon into action, shooting miniaturized cats towards the opossing army.
Act I, scene 3: The mice are...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-11-2006, 06:58 PM
... devouring all before them and producing a vast cloud of toxic flatulence.
Frogs and snails and ...
Pendragon
04-11-2006, 07:37 PM
lizards and whatnot make up this mysterious thing we call a world...
A man who will not stand up for his own beliefs...
Riesa
04-11-2006, 07:47 PM
is not one of the two PAM's. :nod:
Do you think that there will come a day when all of us will...
Virgil
04-11-2006, 07:51 PM
...decide to pour salt in pepper in our tea?
Yes, I've decided to go to the.....
AimusSage
04-11-2006, 07:53 PM
new mall, and break out the guy they put into the concrete.
bloody mobsters, the structure...
Pendragon
04-12-2006, 09:17 AM
of orginized crime gets into everything! This morning my butler hit me up for protection money!
I don't gey any respect, I tell you. A cop pulls me over and says...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-12-2006, 01:09 PM
..."Did you realise you are driving a really unfashionable car? And that shirt needs ironing."
Why aren't my elbows...
Riesa
04-12-2006, 01:44 PM
as easy to touch with my nose as my knees, they are closer!
Have you ever made it to the top of...
RJbibliophil
04-12-2006, 01:59 PM
a 300 story skyscraper that is painted bright yellow with red polka dots and royal blue stripes topped with a green ferris wheel with 180 gondolas?
I am feeling very creative
Riesa
04-12-2006, 02:27 PM
it must be that peanut butter soup I've been eating.
Some cats like to pounce, while Tiggers love to...
AimusSage
04-12-2006, 04:30 PM
cuddle with their prey.
When dealing with the...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-12-2006, 04:58 PM
...bottom of the deck, it is important to keep your flipping finger concealed by the thumb of the other hand.
Gambling is fun for the intelligent because...
Riesa
04-12-2006, 09:11 PM
the more you risk, the farther you go.
Consequences, smonshequences, as long as I'm...
RobinHood3000
04-12-2006, 09:33 PM
...rich, I don't--ZOT!!!
Down!Down!Down! Mine!Mine!Mine! Go!Go!Go! Down!Down!Down!...
Virgil
04-12-2006, 10:48 PM
...Yours!Yours!, wait why am I doing this?
The little devil has too much....
Maida
04-12-2006, 10:54 PM
fun during the summer.
Every time I start....
Pendragon
04-13-2006, 09:21 AM
to walk away this bungee cord keeps pulling me back!
It was the age of reason, it was the...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-13-2006, 01:07 PM
... last time in the history of humankind that men and women could understand each other completely. It was closely followed by the invention of shoes; after that, neither could understand why the other needed so many, or could manage with so few. :nod:
And as we pass through the 14th century vestibule, on our left we can see ...
RJbibliophil
04-13-2006, 01:14 PM
...the ghosts of our imagination who have gone before us and will surely hinder us from returning to the ways of their time.
If I told you to visit my number game thread...
adilyoussef
04-13-2006, 03:44 PM
..., be sure that I would.
Game threads are....
Virgil
04-13-2006, 06:55 PM
...very entertaining.
The temperature around here has ....
Xamonas Chegwe
04-13-2006, 07:02 PM
... evolved into relative humidity - I didn't know that physical attributes could do that!
If music be the food of ...
Virgil
04-13-2006, 07:14 PM
...some, just think how well the tuba player plays with all that gas.
All's fair in love and....
Riesa
04-14-2006, 09:42 AM
small town America around Labor Day.
Wake up and smell the...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-14-2006, 09:49 AM
...small hairs on the inside of your nose.
The basic ingredients of an 'exploding head' cocktail are ...
Pendragon
04-14-2006, 02:02 PM
half the contents of the liquor cabinet, shaken, not stirred.
The waters of Lethe were said to have the power to ...
Mililalil XXIV
04-14-2006, 03:56 PM
...retrieve lost documents.
If and when the letters secure our...
Virgil
04-14-2006, 05:07 PM
...situation, the paper will be set on fire.
Useless information from ....
Riesa
04-14-2006, 05:09 PM
tv infomercials is really profitable to the manufacturers of chewless chewing gum.
The lantern fish is a fascinating...
Virgil
04-14-2006, 05:15 PM
...bird that can't fly, cant' walk, can't swim.
The spider and the fly were....
Riesa
04-14-2006, 05:21 PM
the best of friends until Miss Dragonfly showed up.
There is a pestiferous....
Virgil
04-14-2006, 07:22 PM
...in the land, a land of pesties.
If you leave the door open, ....
Xamonas Chegwe
04-14-2006, 07:38 PM
... you can read by the courtesy light.
Take your turnip thus. Grasp its ...
Pendragon
04-15-2006, 09:14 AM
long green tresses. Select your weapon of choice. Then chop the sucker up into a nice New England Pot Roast!
Was Jack the Ripper really the first...
Virgil
04-15-2006, 12:05 PM
...to go around dressed with a cape and top hat and look for women.
Why must that stupid car alarm.....
Pensive
04-15-2006, 12:10 PM
... alarm me all the time? It will drive me crazy in this way.
April is ...
Riesa
04-15-2006, 12:40 PM
Lirpa spelled backwards.
When I arrive like a high five, or a slap in the face, I love the ...
Pendragon
04-15-2006, 04:32 PM
the attention I get as they escort me to the door!
It's hard to leave a party when you can't find the...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-15-2006, 07:00 PM
...way out of the toilet because you're so drunk that what you think is the floor is actually the wall and the reason that your legs don't seem to work is because your trousers are around your ankles and the whole room won't stop moving and oh my god I think I'm going to.... Oops, I just did!
Standing by the aspidistra in the hallway, reading the timetable of trains between Purfleet and Dorchester, I suddenly noticed, creeeping up the wall, an extremely strange looking...
Virgil
04-15-2006, 08:23 PM
...child with snot dripping down his nose.
Mud and straw makes ....
Xamonas Chegwe
04-15-2006, 08:35 PM
...really awful donuts.
Once upon a time, in a land that time forgot, there lived an ogre. Now this ogre had a ...
samercury
04-15-2006, 08:38 PM
X_x
...secret that he told me not to tell anyone
Coffee is very...
Virgil
04-15-2006, 08:43 PM
...necessary when you have to go work early.
Put a kick in your step so that....
Xamonas Chegwe
04-15-2006, 09:03 PM
...anyone walking too slowly ahead of you gets it in the arse!
The bassoon is one of the orchestra's most underrated instruments because ...
(PS. Virgil - go sort out your late post in the 'add a word story' game!)
Pendragon
04-16-2006, 10:56 AM
most people think that such a funny looking thing could not possibly produce good music.
He stood at the foot of the gallows looking up at the rope, then turned to the hangman and remarked...
Xamonas Chegwe
04-16-2006, 11:58 AM
..."Looks rough - have you a scarf I could borrow?"
Water, water everywhere ...
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