Complete The Thought

[Pendragon]

a cool million bucks! Now, may I introduce Ned, from the IRS....


If you cross a donkey with a cocker spaniel you get...

[emily655321]

... one very bruised dog.

Why is it that ants never...

[Virgil]

...share their food with us?

I can recover from the hangover by...

[Pensive]

... having a cup of tea.

Stars shine ...

[Virgil]

...on all the seven of the seven dwarfs.

The Mill on the Floss is very...

[Riesa]

....hard to remember, I should re-read it.

According to Pen, re-reading books is ....

[Virgil]

...a pre-requisite to stardom.

If the moon were cheese or pineapple would Unnamable...

[Riesa]

..... start a thread on it?


The smelliest cheese is not always the.........

[Virgil]

...cheese.

A log cabin would fall if...

[chef]

there was bad wind :lol: .
the easy way out of things is.....

[Riesa]

lol, okay, I giggled. :)

it was entirely of cheese logs.

Why do they keep getting....

[Virgil]

...louder and louder, those voices in my head telling me to ski down the stairs like the olympics.

Breaking a leg is a fun way to...

[Riesa]

...end an acting career.

Why are you so much....

[Pensive]

... interested in your career?

Wit beyond ...

[Riesa]

measure is man's greatest treasure.

I was paying attention to your.....

[Pensive]

... signature.

Where is ...

[chef]

my head when i am with you?
if the world ended today...

[Riesa]

Samercury tonight?

Outside your window you can see....

[chef]

how the world moves on without you?
life is...

[Pensive]

... a great experiment.

I simply remember my favourite things and then ...

[chmpman]

... try to find more.

A bird in hand....

[Weeping Willow]

is a bad thing! let go of the bird!

who is looking at me from behind doesn't ......

[RobinHood3000]

...realize the deceptiveness of long blond hair.


Fruity Pebbles are...

[Pendragon]

quite a lot like aquarium rocks... :p

If at first you don't succeed...

[Pensive]

... try again and again.

Fellows I meet may tell me I am sweet and willingly ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

beat the soles of my feet;
but I don't feel complete without my conceit,
so I'll give you a treat and juggle some meat,
which I'll reheat and eat (with boiled sugarbeet)
in a squeaky old seat that I keep ('cause it's neat).
Then I'll harvest the wheat (that's been growing in peat)
And sell it to Pete, who's French and petite,
But also effete and prone to deceit.


Bonjour Monsieur, avez-vous...

[Riesa]

what was that :eek: lol

un chien?

I thought you said your dog doesn't bite....

[Weeping Willow]

so how can you explain the blood stain on my new blue jeans!!!!

Cuando los angeles lloran....
(when the angels cry..)

[Samantha21]

it rains

U say u take a bath but...

[Virgil]

Cuando los angeles lloran....
(when the angels cry..)
I'm glad you translated that. My poor Spanish would've translated it as: "When the people of Los Angeles run away." :D


...but you sure don't smell like you do.

Dialing a cell phone makes you....

[samercury]

...run into a wall

Why is... .. .

[Virgil]

...Same still with that grumpy avatar? ;)

You let somebody do....

[samercury]

:p
...the work, don't worry- they won't mind *evil laughter*

The only thing I remember is....

[Virgil]

...is how I'm losing my memory.

I forgot to....

[Pensive]

... brush my teeth.

To think about the ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... thoughts I'm thinking would mean thinking another thought; which would mean that I'm not thinking what I think I'm thinking. I think?


Where is that ...

[Pensive]

... Mango which I had to give to my aunt?

She climbs a tree and ...

[Virgil]

...suddenly the branch brakes and poor pensive has to use her wings to glide to the ground.

Anyway you look at it, it doesn't...

[samercury]

...make any sense

lullabies are....

[Whifflingpin]

...small sleepy kangaroos

Wallabies, on the other hand ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

are upwardly-mobile aspirationalists in China.



If I saw a Spice Girl I'd...

[emily655321]

...ask her if she had the thyme.

(Sorry, that was horrible.)


If I saw a Backstreet Boy...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

I'd have to kill.



If I saw a log...

[Pensive]

... I will throw it at someone's head.

I found myself today and ran ...

[Virgil]

..to me, since i've found myself.

I've got a fancy...

[emily655321]

...hamster. Okay, I don't, but I wish I had.

Some windows are just...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

awful: 95, 98, NT, XP, to name but a few.


Waiter! There's a ...

[Pensive]

... young, beautiful woman standing next to that man. Can you please stop her?

I asked for one but in return ...

[emily655321]

...I realized it would have been wise to purchase a ticket home.

When I am lost, I just remember...

[Pensive]

... a few of my favourite things.

If he would ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

where I am; then I'm not lost anymore.


When I'm feeling stupid ...

[Pensive]

... I shake my head two times.

I wanted to tell him ...

[Virgil]

...that he's driving me nuts.

Get off the fence to...

[samercury]

look for the years you spent sitting there

Somewhere over the.....

[RobinHood3000]

...McDonald's rainbow, there is a satanic underpinning waiting to be discovered.


Starbucks coffee is over...

[Virgil]

...rated, and that's the truth for me.

Everybody wants somebody's...

[samercury]

...hidden reindeer

Do you know why......

[papayahed]

I bring da funk?



If I had a million....

[chmpman]

pesos I'd still be poor.

If I won the lottery I'd...

[samercury]

...run, run and run

Why is that cat...

[chmpman]

... staring at me so devilishly.

It's getting late, I'd better...

[samercury]

...get that table out of here

Dear invisible food.....

[Virgil]

...I better go to the police to hand myself in.

Oh yeah, I'm a ....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

cro-magnon. You got issues with that? Let's see you paint a cave! :mad:



Wouldn't it be great if chocolate ...

[Virgil]

...was totally nutritious.

A sucessful day would include....

[RobinHood3000]

...success. Duh.


Fiberglass and raisin bran...

[chef]

haha ok sure why not.
today will be....

[Pendragon]

the day people who put things off until tomorrow find out tomorrow never comes...

BTW, Robin, to finish yours: Fiberglass and raisin bran...would stop up the Cardriff Giant! :lol: :lol:

It is better to remain silent and be thought...

[RobinHood3000]

...stupid than to speak up and let people see the spinach in your teeth.


Batman is a goober because :lol:...

[Riesa]

...he likes to goob...?

Whenever my mother is around I.....

[Pensive]

... try to be as naughty as possible.

I love my mother because ...

[Riesa]

....she is an amazing woman.

I love my cat because......

[Pensive]

... she is a cutie.

He tried to be ...

[Riesa]

..suave but when he smiled there was spinach in his teeth.


Is anybody getting....

[Pensive]

... my joke?

That bird is ...

[Taliesin]

not dead, just resting.

The only problem with Windows is . . .

[Pensive]

... that it catches virus easily.

Welcome to the ...

[kilted exile]

forum, we've got fun and games, we've got everything you want, and we know the authors names. (apologies to all GnR fans)

Where did I put my......

[Pensive]

... shirt?

How do you solve a problem like ...

[Whifflingpin]

...aardvark?


fear nothing for ...

[Riesa]

....it's all an illusion anyway.


Magic can be found.....

[Pensive]

... in Neverland.

Neverland is only ...

[Riesa]

...accesible to those who believe in magic.

It's so nice to have wireless.......

[emily655321]

... a crime scene in California.

Children should always...

[Riesa]

....have parents that are a little suspicious of celebrities.

Today is not a good day to....

[Virgil]

...throw up; vomit police around.

I wonder if the police will...

[emily655321]

... bring the happy-beating-sticks to our rally?

Granola is good for...

[Riesa]

....the birds.

Hiking in the snow sounds....

[emily655321]

... better in theory than in practice.

Snowshoes are...

[Whifflingpin]

...cold and wet.

Evenings and some weekends...

.

[Riesa]

...are wasted away.
Preheat oven to...

[Virgil]

...stick one's head in it? [Sorry that's too cruel]

Jack frost nips at the....

[chmpman]

...make yourself hungrier for the food about to be cooked. Just a random thought of mine.

The Greenhouse Effect is going to...

[chmpman]

darn, I was too slow, but check out the polar (no pun intended) opposites of our train of thought

[samercury]

...give you a headache

Oh look a flying.....

[chmpman]

... olympic skier has become the advertising cliche of winter '06.

Life has become...

[Riesa]

one big half-thought thought.

I have almost ......

[Virgil]

Hey I just passwed 2000 posts! Wow.

...forgotten to read that D.H. Lawrence short story for that other thread.

Tomorrow on President's day I will....

[Riesa]

:banana: Celebrate your 2000'th post by drinking 2000 year old Scotch!!!!

Congratulations, Virgil, wow. :banana:

It's almost time for...

[Virgil]

...Riesa to turn her 2000th post.

Winter Olympics are...

[RobinHood3000]

Oh, sure, Virg get's a big ol' pat on the back for HIS 2000th post...to take a catchword from Nero Wolfe: "Pfui." :p

Eh, that's okay--I don't drink, anyway.

...icy. Ice, as in igloos, and eskimos, and penguins, and ice.


Archery and Fencing as sports are...

[Riesa]

.....almost as great as having 2,072 posts!!! YAY, Robin!! Wooohooooo!!!! Bring out the sparkling cider, Let's boogie to some classic 80's!! Really, congrats!!!

Exuberance is quite entertaining, in fact.....

[chmpman]

...the more exclamation marks the merrier, especially when congratulating a friend.

Homework cramming can lead to...

[Riesa]

.....nausea from too much caffeine.


You can tell what kind of person a man is by the.....

[non sum]

...way he handles a book.

there, within the great abyss lay...

[Miss Darcy]

...the fallen angel, Eros, taken by his own spears.
(I do believe I entirely made that up, but that's the point, isn't it?)

Pulling plants up by the roots won't...

[non sum]

...give you the release you seek.

the hands of time stood still as...

[chef]

i kiss your lips under the rain.
the world began when

[non sum]

...all the infinite concepts of perception collided.

*scream* rabbits!!!...

[chef]

sure RABBITS!!!! lets have a party
can there be a time when it's not good to have a party??

[Pensive]

... Nope, Keep on wishing for that time but it wouldn't happen.

The sun has gone and so must ...

[RobinHood3000]

WHOO!! Thanks to all those who congratulated me. All one-and-a-half of you.

...stop by the Bahamas for a nightcap. Unfortunately, Delta lost its luggage and the Sun must spend six months in Siberia looking for shampoo.


Harper's Weekly...

[Pendragon]

can't say I ever read the rag! (BTW don't feel bad, Robin, no one noticed when I passed 2000 either!)

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...

[Riesa]

...in this world every bit of beauty counts.

Why did the chicken....

[Virgil]

cross the expressway.

A roof over your head will....

[Riesa]

...keep the bird 'gaw' out of your oatmeal.

When sundown pales the sky.....

[Pensive]

... it seems even more beautiful.

Such a lovely place and such a lovely ...

[Virgil]

...lake under the mountain.

The pounding in my head will someday....

[Pensive]

... will make me slap my boss.

It was age of wisdom and ...

[Virgil]

[QUOTE=Pensive]... will make me slap my boss.
QUOTE]
:lol:

...dirtinesss; no one bathed.


If winter comes, can spring be....

[Riesa]

...as bouncy as it wants to be?

Ugh, why do errands have to.........

[Virgil]

...involve other people; I just wanna be alone.

Click, click, click, the one legged man is...

[AimusSage]

running a marathon

I don't like people who never finish their train of... :p

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...



The very worst thing about women is...

[Whifflingpin]

... they understand men only too well.

wherever you go ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...that's where you are.



Weren't you the one in the penguin suit that...

[Virgil]

...spilled rat poison all over the garden slald.

Damn the torpedoes, full speed...

[RobinHood3000]

...inside out. Whaddya mean, "the sub doesn't turn that way?" Blast it, it does if I say it does!

Turbochargers, afterburners, and variable geometry wings...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

...are not suitable appendages for a baby's pram, kindly remove them immediately!



There comes a time in the life of every man...

[samercury]

...when sleeping for 12 hours becomes a dream

Once upon a time....

[chef]

you and me were one.

when the days were bright....

[samercury]

...my eyes were blinded

What would you do......

[Virgil]

...if the old man next door decided to ask you for some skin lotion.

Flying a kite will only lead to....

[chef]

a windy day
why is it that very day...

[Riesa]

...if the old man next door decided to ask you for some skin lotion.

:lol:


...I was going to start swimming in the puddle, it froze?

Lately, I've been having a very hard time getting....

[MissJaneEyre19]

to bed on time.

you know it's over when...

[Virgil]

...someone wakes you and tells you its your 44th birthday.

Yawning is a sign that....

[non sum]

...life has finally lost it's infinite appeal.

all you need is a duck, a stapler and a copy of Metamorphosis to create...

[RobinHood3000]

...a poisonous hunting decoy that will turn any waterfowl to vermin.


Quick! Get me a cactus, a number 3 and a half pencil, and a dumbbell! We need to...

[Pensive]

... do something.

This one will ...

[adilyoussef]

...drive me crazy one day.

A mad man is just...

[Themis]

... a mad man.

How much of a chance is there that ....

[Pendragon]

1,000,000 monkeys will write Shakespeare?

It was the best of times; it was the worst of...

[Taliesin]

other newspapers

What happens if you mix sulfuric acid with...

[Pensive]

... Sodium Nitrate?

The action of carbon ...

[Virgil]

...will degenerate into a diamond.

We deliver...

[Pensive]

... hot pizza for free.

This could be heaven ...

[Pendragon]

if we didn't take a wrong turn at Alberqurque!

Hark, what light through yonder window breaks....

[Virgil]

...wind.

Oh, Romeo, Romeo, where...

[Pensive]

... is thy mind? Has it gone to eat grass?

Juliet is ...

[samercury]

lol
...dead

Have you ever seen....

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... a lima bean
In a magazine?"
Said the venerable dean,
To the screaming queen,
(It caused such a scene -
Really quite obscene!)
As he vented his spleen,
to this effeminate teen,
And asked where he'd been,
In 1816?
(As if, being keen,
This youth could have seen,
What he did actually mean.)
But the kid (name of Gene),
Had something between,
His ears (it is seen),
So he sang Parton's "Jolene",
Which to him was routine,
But proved, though fifteen,
He was not all through green.
And thus the dean,
Requiring caffeine,
Did walk off unseen,
To the college canteen.
While the aforementioned queen,
Had a career unclean,
On pornography's screen.



It's just a jump to the left...

[samercury]

:lol:

....of the invisible planet

Do you know....

[Ryduce]

the muffin man?






Do you know................

[adilyoussef]

... what you are in reality?

Do like....

[kilted exile]

....I tell you and nobody'll get hurt.


If only I hadn't.....

[Samantha21]

ate that beans...u would of stayed

What if i....

[Riesa]

...donated my Pug to the Pug-Needer's Society?


I found out that........

[chef]

the only way to defeat your problems was confronting them.
when i saw you in the crowd...

[Ryduce]

you were alone,as was I.






It seems as if........

[chef]

you were here all this time with me.

Why is it that you make me....

[Aurora Ariel]

Glad I live far away.

In the mornings I often....

[Themis]

... wish I was a morning person.


I should really consider ....

[Pendragon]

the wisdom of placing a wisecrack in this sentence...

Madam, I may be drunk, but you're...

[Pensive]

... the most fat woman, I have ever seen.

Rock, Rock and ...

[Riesa]

....no, wait, rock, scissors, scissors, paper, how does it go?

On a foggy morning such as this...

[rachel]

I was trudging along and bumped into my dear Riesa, what joy!


Oh wait wait a minute mr. Postman you....

[NNoah3]

Don't have a letter for me, do you?

I can't believe that you....

[samercury]

...threw away the invisible candle that I gave you

I wonder where....

[non sum]

...they hid the dustpan.

there, perched on the grizzled tree branch was massive green...

[Pensive]

... leaf.

Rory wanted to tell Parris ...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... that he had a thing about naked bob-sleighing, but thought it might appear a little strange; mind you, since Parris was a shrub, talking to him in the first place was strange.


There don't appear to be any ...

[Riesa]

....hairs on the hair of the dog that bit you!

All day long I wanted to........

[adilyoussef]

... to be alone but your presence hunts me.

Day and week I...

[AimusSage]

Day and week I look for orange ketchup, but I never find any.

Whatever happend to...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

my ability to correctly punctuate a long and meandering sentence without even thinking about it I must have lost it somewhere Ill have to ask around and see if anyone anyone at all has seen it because I am going to struggle for clarity without it I fear it being the little things that one takes for granted that one misses the most when they are suddenly and without warning removed from one


Thinking about it, I probably ...

[emily655321]

...shouldn't have taunted that evil-looking child.

What's so funny 'bout...

[chmpman]

...the words chicken pot-pie?

Why do I get the feeling...

[RobinHood3000]

...that a chicken-pot-pie is about to fall on my head?

~SPLORT~

Shoulda seen that coming.



I need a towel because...

[non sum]

...those tiny monsters upstairs keep pelting me with water balloons.

how can you sing show tunes when...

[RobinHood3000]

...you're covered in gravy?



Why is pi...

[non sum]

...so infinite?

quick, hand me that d...

[Weeping Willow]

donkey! quick!!! :goof:

How about them.............

[Riesa]

....hee-haws, don't they always make you laugh?

I wish Willow were ....

[Pendragon]

winsomely wafting willfully down winding western waterways.

When in the course of human events it becomes necessary...

[emily655321]

...to finish other's thoughts for them, there is something rotten in the education system.

Fourscore and...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

the other 3 leave the disco alone.


Ah yes, I remember you now. You were the...

[Weeping Willow]

One that called my joe!

From the way things look i would.....

[rachel]

be in Spain right now if only I hadn't leant my buddy all the money I had in my account.

If prayers were whispers and whispers were prayers....

[Pendragon]

they would all be heard by The Man Upstairs!

Somewhere along the road of life I must have...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

run a red light.



Don't put the kitten in ...

[Riesa]

with the rattlesnakes, they'll get furballs.


What a long strange ....

[Pensive]

... tale she told me?

She wanted to be ...

[Weeping Willow]

But life don't allow such luxuries.

An intresting way to look at ......

[Pendragon]

life is it ain't nohow permanet!

The road to hell is paved with...

[Riesa]

....ickle kitty bones.

It's past time to be early, now I must be.....

[NNoah3]

in a hurry to meet my friends in the bar.

Thanks to God it's Friday....

[Pendragon]

but did he HAVE to bring Crusoe with him? Those goat skins smell!

Isn't it funny that "lower" having two different meanings can...

[rachel]

confuse even the illustrious Unnameable.


Sticks and stones can break my bones but.....

[RobinHood3000]

...a twenty-pound sledgehammer will do the trick much easier.


The foxtrot...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

is under consideration as an olympic event for 2016.



I had one of those once but ...

[Darlin]

Fear nothing for fear is nothing but what you make it.

My shoulders were shaking up and down . . .

[Riesa]

...my knees were knocking, my toes were rocking, the rain was sopping and all I had was a broken picture of an umbrella to eat.


Ahhh, at last I can finally........

[Xamonas Chegwe]

roast this cockroach without the rest of them looking over my shoulder, hoping for scraps; living in a stereotypical, post-holocaust, sci-fi environment can be so taxing!


I took Riesa's broken picture of an umbrella (such a moving image) and I ...

[Aurora Ariel]

plastered it on the fridge, next to the fragmented pictures of Riesa's cat, donkey, pig, goat, horse, and that funny old man down the street who always has one banana for lunch and carries a basket full of assorted fruits.

When I walk past that strange house during the night I can't decide.....

[Samantha21]

wether to go inside or run the opposite screaming for help

Whats the deal with..

[Samantha21]

wether to go inside or run the opposite way screaming for help

Whats the deal with..

[Xamonas Chegwe]

seeing double? I could swear there were two of that last post.



Pass me a kipper, skipper, I'm off to...

[Aurora Ariel]

.... those clowns that can't seem to stop following me around at the evening carnival?

I thought he was another eccentric, but now.........

[Aurora Ariel]

*Ahh, you got in just as I was typing. I'll go again.


.......watch the birds in the Amazonian jungle.

I thought he was another eccentric, but now.........

[Virgil]

... he really did eat the magazine pages.

The hall is filling up with....

[RobinHood3000]

...marshmallows. Who's got graham crackers???


The phone is ringing, and it's...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

4 in the morning; it can only be telemarketing.


Now, lift your left arm so, that's good, move your right leg in small circles and ...

[Pendragon]

put your right leg in, put your right leg out, do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. That's what it's all about! :lol:

When I was young I used to wait...

[Riesa]

...for others to complete the thought for me.

Now that I've grown, I never.........

[Virgil]

...chit-chat with my mother anymore.

Outside the sky seems to...

[Pensive]

... be full of clouds.

I love rain ...

[papayahed]

when I'm sitting on my couch reading a good book.


As I was driving to work this morning I saw a man.....

[samercury]

...who was selling roses

Have you ever seen....

[Riesa]

....a purple cow? Have you ever hoped to see one? If you see one anyhow, would you rather see than be one?


Ideally, I'd spend my Saturdays...

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... in the centre of a pile of beautiful, naked women. :brow:



However, on Sundays ...

[Weeping Willow]

i need to go to work not like the rest of the world... :(

Why does it always......

[Riesa]

rain on my parade?


It's so nice to have a clean......

[Weeping Willow]

room.

Why does onion always makes.......

[rachel]

poor Willow cry?
(I miss you so much)

Roses are red .......

[RobinHood3000]

, spinach is green, the LitNet forumers want you as their queen. :p


Cockroaches and hot chocolate...

[Ryduce]

are both frequent inhabitants of my house.




Sometimes I feel as if.................

[Pendragon]

my clock just melted and ran down the wall...

Only the lonely really know life as ...

[chef]

it is.
you see a rose and you....

[Themis]

... turn away.

Is it possible that ....

[Whifflingpin]

Themis signature is a poem about bed-wetting?

Well has laurel-crowned Horace said...

[Pendragon]

"For the last time, get these bloody leaves off my head!" :rage:

All I need is a tall ship and...

[XXdarkclarityXX]

some dry stores to make the voyage.

Should we bring along the...

[samercury]

...water bottle and the invisible food?

I wonder if....

[Riesa]

...life would be better if I wore pink everyday. :D

It's fun to have a little campfire, but sometimes the........

[RobinHood3000]

...marshmallows are flammable :p.


Stay-Puft is...

[samercury]

:cold:….the little marsh that could

Why is Barney so…..

[RobinHood3000]

...confoundedly PURPLE????


The outcome of Mister Rogers vs. Barney is...

[Riesa]

a bunch of Americans who love shows like 'the bachelor'.

My bologna has a first name, it's....

[samercury]

...Marcie the pleet

Why are thoughts so....

[Riesa]

much better at gymnastics then I am?

Oh, could you please pass the ........

[Xamonas Chegwe]

... innards, this stew won't taste right without them.



Take your hand off of my ...

[Riesa]

...chipotle, cabron.

I wonder how many more times I must be the first one to........

[samercury]

...notice the hole in the ground

Where did you find.....

[Riesa]

all those missing socks?

Imagine if there was a far off planet where all of our........

[samercury]

...destroyed toys lived in peace

I haven't seen that pink....

[Riesa]

cat for quite a while. I thought perhaps Xamonas had eaten him.


Life is so much fun when you just......

[samercury]

...stop thinking

Mr. Goof is....

[chmpman]

... a likeable individual. (Who the heck is Mr. Goof?)

I should maybe stop to think before I...

[samercury]

....start speaking
*This >:goof:< is Mr Goof*

Smilies are....