Complete The Thought

[tonywalt]

she was married to an Italian who lived in the Caribbean.

But then...

[bouquin]

....she became a desperate housewife.


The good soldier ...........

[Pensive]

...died the earliest

I lost my heart when...

[Calidore]

...I Method acted a Mayan ritual.

It's a dog's life...

[MarkBastable]

..in which you have to assume the position to get the bone.


Many a mickle...

[bouquin]

....maks a muckle.


Thou shalt not ...

[Bluehound]

wonder any more.

The answer is ...

[tonywalt]

within yourself.

If he exists then...

[bouquin]

....you need to double the dose of your medication.


The trouble with thinking ............

[tonywalt]

is that we do it too much.

It would be better if we all could just...

[bouquin]

....open private bank accounts in the Cayman Islands.


If things go on like this ...........

[tonywalt]

then we will be alright.

It's only a matter of time before I....

[bouquin]

....microwave the burrito.


The thought of food .....

[Maryd.]

And blew up like a balloon.

Now is the time to deliver the...

[Calidore]

...message that gambling is a fool's--oh, wait, BINGO!

I hope things...

[bouquin]

....fit snugly in your nice pink plastic Hello Kitty zipper bag.


Under the circumstances, ...........

[Maryd.]

I may have to retaliate.

So here I am with my...

[bouquin]

....whip and Amazon warrior garb.


The only favor I ask in return .....

[Maryd.]

Is that you spare my life.

Give him all the strength he needs to...

[Calidore]

...start working out.

Made in...

[Maryd.]

Naples... (Hahahaha... You thought I was going to say China. hahaha)

Those who live in igloos...

[AjaxAscendant]

Shouldn't go to the tropics with em.

I wonder what makes her....

[Maryd.]

Think she's boss!

Did you check on...

[bouquin]

....the fat cat that sat on the hat and ate the rat's mat?


The miseries of the poor ..............

[Maryd.]

Are the duties of the rich... Ouch!

If you need to...

[bouquin]

....sit on the inflatable donut, go ahead.


Ladies of great distinction ........

[Maryd.]

Never let go in public. Hahaha (Sorry I couldn't resist)

Over the hill, far into the distance stood a...

[tonywalt]

go in my favour.

I'm 99% certain that....

[bouquin]

.... ladies of great distinction eat donuts.


If you're so smart ............

[G L Wilson]

...why are you so dumb?

The stripper at the bar...

[cl154576]

... is none of your business.

She has a tendency to ...

[Maryd.]

Breath heavily.

To live a lie is...

[Calidore]

...to dread a visit from the Truth Fairy.

Hit Ctrl-Alt-Delete to...

[Maryd.]

To cease to exist.

Snow is all over my...

[bouquin]

....inflatable donut.


None but the guilty ....

[Maryd.]

Can be seen in the daylight.

Since you are close, can you please...

[G L Wilson]

...lend us a fifty for the stripper at the bar.

Neither...

[cl154576]

... I nor they are interested in the stripper at the bar.

Why must you ...

[Maryd.]

always bring us the subject of the filthy stripper.

Are you ready to...

[Buh4Bee]

have 20 avatars and a harem of women?

Why lie when you can...

[cl154576]

... admit openly that you like the stripper?

You should be ashamed of ...

[Maryd.]

Yourself for even mentioning the stripper.

So now it has come to this, you have...

[cl154576]

... no interest in anything save competing for the stripper's favours?

Let us move on to ...

[Calidore]

...the stage with the stripper, hoping our gentlemanly air and suave dancing will impress her into keeping the bouncers back.

If not, we can always...

[cl154576]

... change the topic.

I cannot think of ...

[Maryd.]

A reason why I am still responding to this thread.

Do you ever wish...

[Calidore]

...a reason to, though.

Wait, are you old enough to...

[Calidore]

[sigh] Okay, let's try again.

...you could order Indian food with beef?

Are you old enough to...

[Maryd.]

Play poker.

Is it true that you are a...

[tonywalt]

online poker addict.

Do you wish you could stop...

[Maryd.]

Or are you happy losing.

Did you want to...

[G L Wilson]

...fool around with the stripper at the bar instead.

What the...

[Maryd.]

hay is with you and that stripper.

Will you ever change the subject or is she here to haunt us until...

[BienvenuJDC]

she becomes Haunted by her past.

Do you think that she remembers...

[Maryd.]

What day it is.

Will you try and find...

[BienvenuJDC]

love that will last?

There awaits for me a princess...

[Maryd.]

who likes line dancing.

Did it ever occur to you...

[BienvenuJDC]

that true love is blast of irony?

She looked into his eyes thoughtfully as if to say...

[Maryd.]

Not another fool. (I'm sorry bien, I can't be romantic these days)

I guess if I tried, I could...

[aliengirl]

tell you in better words that you are a FOOL.

Why should I ...

[G L Wilson]

...be sad?

Happiness is a wad of cash...

[cl154576]

waiting to be spent on that stripper.

Why does she ...

[Silas Thorne]

not realise that I switched my ears off a few minutes ago, and am now focusing my attention on understanding why John in the Red Team is such a wanker.

He knew, as he looked into the mirror, that...

[Calidore]

...the woman looking back at him was wrong somehow.

Blessed are those who...

[Bluehound]

put the loo seat down.

Don't get crumbs in ....

[G L Wilson]

...the bed, Ernie.

Yes, Bert,..

[Maryd.]

Do you have my rubber duckie?

And do you know where...

[irishpixieb]

the milk is because I simply can't find it in this cramped fridge!!

Yesterday I...

[Maryd.]

killed a man... Shhh, don't tell anyone.

Today I am going to...

[G L Wilson]

...eat cheesecake.

Shhh...

[Maryd.]

Tell everyone.

Tomorrow I will...

[BienvenuJDC]

roll over and die.

But no one will...

[Maryd.]

Save me.

And then it's..

[BienvenuJDC]

time to run with the bulls.

Then one of them...

[Maryd.]

Might just get it's target.

Listen carefully, I have decided to...

[BienvenuJDC]

get a tattoo.

Then I got a piercing on my...

[Maryd.]

Right eyelid (Eww, never!)

Living on the edge has been...

[BienvenuJDC]

terrifying.

A calm life is...

[submg]

...outstanding in their creative ways.

I've come to...

[Maryd.]

the end of the road, something's gotta give.

I'll have to rethink my...

[Bluehound]

exit strategy, there seems to be a chair in the way.

The clock is ..

[G L Wilson]

...tick tocking time away.

Much is made of...

[Calidore]

...atoms.

You can tune a piano, but you can't...

[MatthewFarlow]

make it play.

Who mistook these baths for...

[G L Wilson]

...wee wees.

I like pie...

[bouquin]

....charts, they contain zero calorie.


And yet, as the donuts .....

[G L Wilson]

...melt away, I wonder.

There is a...

[Bluehound]

goldfish in my wineglass.

Can a heart .....

[bouquin]

....heat up like a kettle and make you clumsy into the bargain?


Incidentally, the original inflatable donut ...........

[Calidore]

...tasted no better dipped in coffee.

We're off to see the...

[cl154576]

... lecture on the origins and uses of the grunt in human and animal communication.

Did you know that some ...

[G L Wilson]

...birds are sheilas?

The egg in Spain...

[submg]

...did not roll to the right nor the left.

It exploded into...

[bouquin]

....a gazillion stars of the type and magnitude of Elvis.


Ladies of great distinction can hardly ......

[G L Wilson]

...fart.

Gentlemen, let's...

[bouquin]

....bear in mind that it's available for a limited time only.


If it gets any bigger ...........

[Bluehound]

I am going to need help with it.

It is a quarter to ....

[tonywalt]

have the lady for the evening.

But for 50p you can....

[cl154576]

... get people to stop talking about her.

Her husband sometimes wishes ...

[Calidore]

...he could look as good in her clothes as she does.

Be sure to close the...

[bouquin]

....parenthesis.


His first and fourth marriages .....

[Calidore]

...were at least legal.

500 channels and...

[G L Wilson]

...no remote.

Life is like...

[cl154576]

... a pile of mismatched clothes.

People are either ...

[bouquin]

....tossing or turning.


What happens when Vicks VapoRub ... ?

[Bluehound]

... is used as a lubricant?

Nursery rymes are.........

[joelavine]

so immature.

The last time I saw the dentist....

[bouquin]

....he still had all his teeth.


I'm somehow healthier because .....

[Bluehound]

..now I bake everything myself, the calories don't count.

The cats whiskers......

[G L Wilson]

...is Emma Thompson.

King Kong ain't...

[Calidore]

...a ball and paddle game.

Flip the third switch to...

[G L Wilson]

...the right of the doughnut and watch out.

There's a bear in there...

[bouquin]

....where they keep the Kleenex Softique.


We can't bear .........

[G L Wilson]

...a clever fool.

It is time...

[bouquin]

....to get away from routine things because routine things can be deadly.


If you keep misplacing ........

[Calidore]

...your teeth, how will you...

[G L Wilson]

...bite the postman like a vampyre.

I wanna...

[tonywalt]

get in bed with with a Chloe this weekend.

And what do you want to accomplish this weekend?

[bouquin]

....so you don't confuse one forum game for another?


People with their nicknames on their license plates ...

[G L Wilson]

...bug me.



Here's how...

[tonywalt]

to avoid confusing online lit games -dammit!

that book sucked because....

[G L Wilson]

...it was bad.

I would have...

[BienvenuJDC]

dug in deeper...

...but I couldn't...

[G L Wilson]

...be buggered.


I thank...

[BienvenuJDC]

my lucky stars

that you have finally...

[Calidore]

...stopped your tantrum and gone to sleep. Now, hopefully, the kids will, too.

You open the wine, and I'll...

[BienvenuJDC]

jump in the shower.

If it started raining chocolate chips, you would...

[Pensive]

... rather not get soaked in chocolate!

I prefer to say yes because ...

[bouquin]

....the wording on the poster seems to indicate that the raffle winner will get the incurable disease.


When I can't decide between two shirts ........

[Pensive]

... I don't wear either :p

do you ever consider ...

[bouquin]

....buying a bonus pack of Selsun Blue?


That stuff causes ........

[Bluehound]

a tsunami in the stationary cupboard.

Damn it where did ....

[Melysnl]

I put the pen I just had in my hand.



...It's behind your ear, silly. Why don't you take a break and...

[bouquin]

....put on your favorite polyester slacks.


When you bite dead skin off your thumb ....

[Calidore]

...you can no longer claim to be vegetarian.

For the good of all, we should...

[G L Wilson]

...all stop it or we will all go blind.

Never in the...

[tonywalt]

world would I think I would be doing this game on a saturday night.

But then again....

[G L Wilson]

...it could be Sunday somewhere else.

Tomorrow is...

[Delta40]

another day that I have to feed those blasted pets.

Eating chilli is....

[G L Wilson]

...hot, hot, hot.

There is nothing to do but...

[bouquin]

....review the basic parameters of eating and drinking.


In what way is shepherd's pie .......?

[G L Wilson]

...not delicious

Stew, rissoles, lambshank soup and...

[Calidore]

...heartburn.

A good breakfast is...

[tonywalt]

skipped again.

Mondays are...

[free]

Mondays are good introductions into Tuesdays.

You really know how to...

[tonywalt]

put things in prespective.

It gets a little...

[bouquin]

....slippery as you go along.


Logically, the object behind ....




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Currently reading: The Crying of Lot 49 (Thomas Pynchon)

[Bluehound]

..is the one in front of the object three back , but sometimes this is not the case, if we count them starting at the back.

Sponges are ...

[Calidore]

...keeping the oceans from rising too high.

Nice day today, so I need to...

[bouquin]

....tell my mother-in-law I have a splitting headache. :biggrinjester:


Out on the sidewalk, a group of grim-looking policemen .....

[Bluehound]

... play tiddlywinks.


Tobacco smoke ...

[aliengirl]

can make you weep 'cause... you may develop cancer.

Rain is...

[kingoflombards]

.....dreary to some, but pleasant to others.



On Tuesdays and Thursdays, I like to.....

[tonywalt]

..prepare for my Friday!

On Friday nite I like to....

[Pensive]

... relax.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep but I have got ...

[Calidore]

...horse poop on my foot, and I suspect more lies in wait along the trail.

We all live in...

[bouquin]

.... a yellow submarine!


The lieutenant wears ......

[tonywalt]

a "I love the Village People" Tshirt.

We all live at the....

[Bluehound]

beck and call of an angry goat.

Boys cannot ..

[Paulclem]

...appreciate their state until they are men.

The inevitable conclusion to a dream is...

[Calidore]

...that Bobby Ewing is still alive.

Always keep one's...

[bouquin]

.... old boyfriends and other skeletons locked up in the closet.


Please do not flush when .........

[iamnobody]

....still in use.

Everyone should have at least one....

[Triter]

...hiding place.

Gentlemen, start your.......

[Calidore]

...pickup lines.

Rain, rain, ...

[bouquin]

.... Go away,
Come again another day -
Let's say, a week from Thursday?


When they see you coming ....

[Bluehound]

...they will know what you have been doing, you bad girl.

Sprouts can be ..

[Scheherazade]

Sprouts can be .....surprisingly tasty if cooked right.


The reason I am still here is...

[Abookinthebath]

Because of the sublime and the ridiculous!

Sometimes life can be.....

[Scheherazade]

Because of the sublime and the ridiculous!"the sublime and the ridiculous" sounds like a comedy duo... Or a music band.


Sometimes life can be.....livable.

I wish today I hadn't...

[Abookinthebath]

"the sublime and the ridiculous" sounds like a comedy duo... Or a music band.livable.

I wish today I hadn't...

been such a dumbass!


My favourite thing in the world is.....

[Calidore]

...other people's money.

Some like it...

[Abookinthebath]

To be told as it is.

Every now and then......

[Scheherazade]

Every now and then......things make sense.

I am still up at this time of the night because...

[Calidore]

...it's still daytime somewhere.

A moderator's work is...

[cafolini]

patience, toleration, and regard for freedom of speech.

If it looks like a duck, but barks like a dog, it is one of the follorwing:

[NikolaiI]

A hybrid or a robot.

If I were a robot...

[Calidore]

...Metropolis would be my favorite movie. Hubba.

A stitch in time...

[Scheherazade]

A stitch in time...Comes undone when you least expect it:

Ending is better than mending!


There is nothing more I want at this moment than...

[tonywalt]

..some folly.

This time tomorrow I will be in the mood to...

[Scheherazade]

This time tomorrow I will be in the mood to......have some margaritas.

Could you please help me with...?

[Calidore]

...this bank vault?

I thought I just saw...

[Scheherazade]

I thought I just saw......a fly fall into your soda bottle.

(Avoided "a putty tat")


I know that you...

[Abookinthebath]

.....very little!


The truth is....

[tonywalt]

....I've never even seen her before.

So let's just....

[Delta40]

out our feet up and enjoy the moment.

It's so obvious because...

[bouquin]

....everybody knows she's gaga and just pretending to be Lady Gaga.


If they say the wrong thing . . .

[PoeticPassions]

...smack them.

These people around me are just so...

[tonywalt]

anal, I can't see the big picture(like MEEE).

If I were king for just one day I would....

[Bleeding Pawn]

....abdicate the throne in my favour and be happily-exiled-forever.

Why do the stars always.........

[Calidore]

...get arrested?

A bird in the hand is...

[lilimarlene]

getting cooked.

When I woke up this morning I thought....

[Bleeding Pawn]

I was dead.

"In the name of the law, stop otherwise....................

[neilgee]

I'll handcuff you to my bed.

I looked out of the window and saw...

[lilimarlene]

all without looking

You can't be happy if you only.....

[tonywalt]

try to be(you said can't)

I've reported you to the police and they want you to.....

[lilimarlene]

tell them everything I know about you.

Everything was perfectly fine until.....

[Hawkman]

Until I was born.

Why is it that everyone is....

[tonywalt]

picking on me.

Watch out for the .......

[lilimarlene]

defining moment.

I stay up late because...

[Bleeding Pawn]

......the bad bugs bite.

Why do i suspect that..........

[tonywalt]

....I will run into very significant money

You will very soon decide to...

[lilimarlene]

take the money and run.


The reason you want to see it is.......

[Bleeding Pawn]

because it is a box-office hit.

Sometimes I wonder what if........

[lilimarlene]

things had been different between us.

I wanted to make a fashion statement. So...

[Bleeding Pawn]

..........I dont care if the audiences` stared at me with their drooling face.

What was she wearing by the way? Well she was..........

[Bleeding Pawn]

.......attired in one of the most expensive dresses in the world, covered with two carat black diamonds with 50 other gems and it weighed up to 13 kg.

Have you solved the mysterious case where........

[lilimarlene]

you find out who I really am?

if you fight it, you will.......

[tonywalt]

(lilmarlene: Who in jumpin jehova are you?)

hear the lamentations of their women as you are crowned....

the next thing you have to do is......

[Bleeding Pawn]

...........take a back seat and watch the world go by.

Many a times i have tread that long lonely road but i don`t know why is it that today.........

[lilimarlene]

take a step closer.

He comforted me until I was feeling better and said lets.....

[Bleeding Pawn]

......lullaby ourselves to sleep.

Thou shalt not.....

[lilimarlene]

underestimate the power of a good hair day.

I realised too late that.......

[Bleeding Pawn]

....the world is not that friendly as I perceived.

The problem with his attitude is that he never..........

[lilimarlene]

tells the truth and even lies to himself.

our experience of reality can ..........

[Bleeding Pawn]

..........sometimes shatter our long cherished dreams.

It is not our past that is at fault but the problem lies..........

[lilimarlene]

in our fear and in our inability to let go


these things can work in your favour if you .....

[Bleeding Pawn]

....think out of the box.

One fool-proof way to tell a person is lying .......

[lilimarlene]

is to look them in the eye and to trust your instinct (works for me)

you can see clearly in your mind that.....

[lilimarlene]

[QUOTE=tonywalt;1225997](lilmarlene: Who in jumpin jehova are you?)

I am the one they warned you about.:devil:

[Pendragon]

from lilamarle: you can see clearly in your mind that.....

insanity is the new norm.

A penny saved...

[lilimarlene]

is a penny wasted.

it made me pause and reconsider, I had a subtle state of awareness that.......

[Bleeding Pawn]

.... I am being stalked.

To be what you want to be you have to be...........

[lilimarlene]

free

Life is very short and there's no time for....

[Bleeding Pawn]

......games.

Only smart persons get .......

[lilimarlene]

the message

we look so long at the closed door that we.....

[Calidore]

...get hit when it opens inward.

A hamburger a day...

[Bleeding Pawn]

....keeps fitness away.

Two burgers a day.......

[lilimarlene]

keeps the cardiologist in business.

to drive home the point he....

[Hawkman]

Used a 2lb lump hammer.

If you want to get ahead...

[aliengirl]

don't sleep.

Silence is...

[Bleeding Pawn]

.....dangerous when it cannot be broken.

In order to defeat an enemy you have.......

[cacian]

to think you are never going to lose

when you need to air your feelings.....

[Bleeding Pawn]

.....make sure that you are alone.

The secret to a happy life is......

[lilimarlene]

to thine own self be true

why is it hard for us to.....

[Bleeding Pawn]

....be honest once in a while.

Next time when you trust someone be careful that......

[lilimarlene]

you can actually trust them.

Is it possible to know the truth without.....

[Calidore]

...having to ask someone with an agenda?

A stitch in time...

[Hawkman]

Holds the fabric of the universe together.

When in doubt...

[Bleeding Pawn]

...check the encyclopedia.

To be the master of the universe you .........

[Hawkman]

need a needle and thread.

You know you're in trouble when...

[Bleeding Pawn]

....the guy next door asks for your autograph.

As the night grew darker, the sailor on night-watch sang........

[lilimarlene]

"....In the navy, Yes, you can sail the seven seas, In the navy, Yes, you can put your mind at ease":banana:

the closer he got to it, the .......

[Bleeding Pawn]

...better the chance of reclaiming the trophy.

The best way to deal with an introvert is...

[lilimarlene]

to give them their space.

but when you finally get there, that's when you'll notice....

[tonywalt]

..you've been given the wrong directions

so you get into your......

[lilimarlene]

.... voicemail and hear a voice from the past you weren't expecting, and the feeling you get is like a.......

[tonywalt]

caress of my bits and bobs.

You decide to go with the flow and.....

[lilimarlene]

ended up drowning at sea.

still time to change the....

[Bleeding Pawn]

...attitude.

the qualities of an extrovert are....