Complete The Thought

[kiz_paws]

force you to sing Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious at the top of your lungs, while standing .....

[Nyu001]

...on the top of a mountain looking around, to see if anyone is...

[Beautifull]

looking up your dress to...

[PeterL]

enjoy the view

[Beautifull]

and take pictures and...

[PeterL]

post them on the internet, where...

[Beautifull]

everyone will admire it and send...

[PeterL]

money for the privilege of downloading..

[Beautifull]

it for their desktop backround where...

[PeterL]

it would be enjoyed, until it was seen by...

[Beautifull]

thier mom and they got it deleted and then they paid again...

[PeterL]

But there was a backup copy on a CD..

[Beautifull]

so they would keep it private and admire it...

[PeterL]

until they ran into the model...

[Beautifull]

where they would blush and fall at their feet where...

[PeterL]

they could view the scene directly...

[Beautifull]

and get kicked by her dainty feet...

like what you came back with PeterL!

[PeterL]

the dainty toes of which broke on their stone-like heads.

It was pretty obvious.

[Beautifull]

which led to them carrying her to the hospital where...

...
it was wasn't it...

[PeterL]

she was treated in the emergency room by

[Beautifull]

friendly doctors who turned out to be...

[PeterL]

other of her fans

[notleftbehind.7]

who immediately recognized her and

[Beautifull]

yelled and screamed for autographs after...

[PeterL]

taking her to X-ray for

[notleftbehind.7]

a huuuuuge hangover from last night in which.....

[Beautifull]

evryone had headaches which prevented...

[notleftbehind.7]

any concentration whatsoever.....

ps who are we talking about i know its a she but ??????

[PeterL]

them from concentrating on the matter at hand,

[notleftbehind.7]

decoding the most important message in the WORLD...

ps who are we talking about i know its a she but ??????

[Beautifull]

which was the blood pouring from her wounded toes, taking away...

[PeterL]

her precious life, so that she would never again...

[Beautifull]

live so that people couldn't look up her dress anymore so...

we are making it up as we go...

[kat.]

ops..sry...I was too slow...

[Beautifull]

live so that people couldn't see the legendary model who everyone had as their desktops....

[Tournesol]

But people don't actually look up to 'legendary models' because they...

[PeterL]

she took to wearing pants after

Yes

[Beautifull]

her razor disappeared which caused her...

[PeterL]

to become furry, which

[Beautifull]

made her look like a guy so her fans...

[PeterL]

became somewhat different in orientation

[Beautifull]

and moved on to this other person their friends mentioned...

[PeterL]

who was a strong, fuzzy guy with poor eyesight, so

[Beautifull]

they went back to the mountain to find...

[alakungfu]

edelweiss for the first spring ritual of the year performed by smooth-skinned adolescents

[PeterL]

wearing nothing but woad

[Beautifull]

and dresses which led to...

[PeterL]

damp legs and

[Beautifull]

non-hairy legs which made her...

[khall12807]

screw up her face in disgust...

[Beautifull]

when everyone...

[PeterL]

started shaving

[Beautifull]

so they wouldn't...

:lol: :lol: :lol:
hahaha...that was funny!

[PeterL]

shed excessively

[Beautifull]

like a snake that...

[kiz_paws]

bit its feeder's hand ...

[khall12807]

and slithered away...

[PeterL]

into a crevice in the wall of a stone house

[kiz_paws]

where it was rumoured that a certain hairy dwarf ...

[Tournesol]

...would feed the snake a single white mouse every day. The Stone House then became known for...

[Beautifull]

dwarf and snakes which became popular for...

[Tiny Dancer]

a rare Snarf broth that granted the drinker..

[motherhubbard]

great physical beauty, but caused them to ...

[kiz_paws]

break out in a rash that resembled the worse possible case of acne, and could only be remedied by the quick .....

[Sarasvati21]

inversion of the afflicted person so that he/she is standing on their head. This remedy does come with its risks, though. For instance,

[kiz_paws]

someone with a smaller head would have more trouble balancing than someone with a large flat head. As a matter of fact ...

[PeterL]

there arose a cottage industry for flattening heads

[motherhubbard]

Now there is a terrible stigma associated with not having a flat head. The effects have been far reaching. The hat industry…

[PeterL]

has yet to adapt, still producing round hats for square heads, resulting in

[motherhubbard]

A flurry of angry e-mail and a major boycott leading to increased sales of head scarfs. A spontaneous protest outside of an up scale fedora factory resulted in…

[PeterL]

the factory owner turning the outlet from the picker room onto the crowd, which

[kiz_paws]

caused such a riot that they had to call in the .......

[djy78usa]

clowns, which, while terribly funny, were somewhat ill-equipped to handle the riot situation. Still, armed only with their rubber noses and over sized trousers, the clowns managed to...

[motherhubbard]

force the rioters into their tiny clown cars. Once the streets were cleared...

[kiz_paws]

a lone flat-headed fellow was left to sweep the streets of the dust and rubbish of the day's activities when, much to his astonishment .....

[motherhubbard]

It began to snow! Giant white flakes drifted gently to the ground blanketing the entire city in less than twenty minutes. People were so unprepared for the sudden change in weather that…

[Tournesol]

...they all came out of their houses and offices to stare at the audacious sky above them. It was about 5 minutes after that, when what they saw made their jaws drop open in awe...

[PeterL]

a vast fleet of spaceships parked overhead

[amanda_isabel]

and as these spaceships landed, its passengers alighted, and alas, they all had flat heads. Clown cars...

[PeterL]

oversized shoes, etc. Yes, they were completely prepared to

[bej6s]

shoot the clowns with lazor guns. Just then, they heard behind them...

[kiz_paws]

the familiar refrain to The Great Muppet Caper, which led one lone red-haired chap to ....

[Beautifull]

finish the business that...

[smartgirl]

...just happened to come after...

[Tiny Dancer]

.. what was believed to be the...

[Beautifull]

world's most disastrous...

[motherhubbard]

bombardment of shaving cream filled balloons. It was pandemonium! People running through the frothy streets, screaming in surprise and dismay. They were barely able to see through their shaving cream laden eyelashes. Then suddenly, from nowhere came the enormous and grotesque ...

[Beautifull]

TEDDDY BEAR!!!! that loved to...

[motherhubbard]

Roll and flop in the shaving cream. With utter disregard for the welfare of the people scurrying in the streets he leapt into the air, hovered momentarily above a playground filled with frightened and crying children and finally began to plummet. The children stared straight up, too frightened to move. But at the last moment…

[Beautifull]

a blimp came and whisked the teddy bear away to some place unknown, called...

[kiz_paws]

LitNet -- a happy place filled with a wide array of people whose love for writing and books is said to ........

[Tiny Dancer]

drive them to creating random pointless games, but one day...

[kiz_paws]

a lone rider came in from Cyberspace and took ....

[amanda_isabel]

...the already existing LitNet and...

[PeterL]

converted it to a political movement favoring

[motherhubbard]

bread with the butter side up. To counteract the extreme political force of the new litnet the butter side down party resorted to …

[PeterL]

by people who either have cholesterol intolerance or

[Beautifull]

serious cases of hyperventilating that people couldn't handle so they...

[Nyu001]

...jumped to an abyss to end their miserables life that were tormented by...

[Beautifull]

the voices that were in their heads which turned out to be...

[Nyu001]

...a little fairy called Kahia that liked to tease and manipulate them mentally for accomplish her plans of...

[Beautifull]

makiing the whole world become peaceful, wheich eventually came to the whole world drowning because they thought they were going crazy. the humans disappeared but...

[Nyu001]

...Aliens came to the earth from a distant planet to create a new world full of...

[Beautifull]

peace, and when they heard Kahia, princess of the fairies, they...

[Tournesol]

...knew that she was a fake. Yes, that's right. Kahia was exerting power for her own personal gain. On learning this, the aliens sought to...

[Beautifull]

find a way to get her to another planet called the fire world where...

[Tournesol]

...she would have to work for a number of years in order to redeem herself to the status of 'fairy' once more. When she got to the fire world, Kahia was...

[Beautifull]

shackled and taken to the darkes place they could find, whick was hard to find considering the fires everywhere, so they...

[alakungfu]

took her to a multi-level pit that cut off the light from Kahia and her other fellow prisoners who were...

[bree]

all old and decrepit as they had been there a number of years without light or nourishing food however, Kahia didn't mind as she had a plan to ....

[Sarasvati21]

seduce the guard and make an elaborate escape, helping her fellow prisoners out as well. They would go together to...

[zanna]

the coast and try to set sail with the next merchant ship heading towards . . .

[PeterL]

Pakistan, where the ship was scheduled to be

[zanna]

moored long enough to offload its cargo, and take on all sorts of spices and textiles for import to Europe. However, while still at sea . . .

[Equality72521]

a giant kracken visited and...

[bree]

what's a kracken?

[Beautifull]

tore down the castle that the ice empress was imprisoned in, an she got away and escaped to...

[Beautifull]

her own planet and set up more security to protect her from...

[Nyu001]

The beasts that wanted to eat her celestial legs for...

[Beautifull]

dinner and the ice imps would just love to...

[aBIGsheep]

die and ruin the game completely.

Well, dinner and ice imps would just love to...

[Beautifull]

play with the fire imps to create...


you're very cruel Big whatever you are!!

[kiz_paws]

a nuclear problem that even Einstein would have a problem with. Why, as a matter of fact, ...

[Beautifull]

no one knew how to handle this except one person....and he was.....

[kiz_paws]

a person who was known to the LitNet community, though ....

[Beautifull]

he atopped writing centures ago and the only person to reach him is....

[kiz_paws]

working on eliminating land mines in the region of ...

[djy78usa]

Newark, New Jersey (lotta land mines there). Unfortunately, its hard to eliminate land mines without a...

[kiz_paws]

albino individual, who (it is said) can see these things even when well hidden!

[Beautifull]

so what did they do? they went to persuade him that...

[clumsy angelle]

I have to struggle harder in order to perform well...

[clumsy angelle]

I wonder why the stars cannot be seen together with the sun...

[clumsy angelle]

I wonder why man has no satisfaction in life...

[clumsy angelle]

I wonder why I have to struggle harder in order to perform well...

I've always wanted to...

[Beautifull]

?????????????????????

[barbara0207]

Why don't we go on from here:


so what did they do? they went to persuade him that...

They went to persuade him (the albino individual, that is) to use his unique powers to ...

[Haven]

to find the landmines in New Jersey. But the albino individual was away on holiday in Borneo...

[barbara0207]

Haven! Pleased no end to see you! :)

But the albino individual was away on holiday in Borneo teaching the natives ...

[Poetess]

how to react to foreign attacks when sun sets at...

[Haven]

the very early time of 4 p.m. leaving the natives of Borneo exposed...

hey Barbara it's good to be back :)

[barbara0207]

to attacks from the vicious tribe of

[kiz_paws]

uneducated fire-eaters who ....

[Poetess]

think they own the...

[Haven]

rights to the ...

[Riesa]

fire, some people never..

[mickitaz]

will leave well enough alone. The last time this happened....

[kiz_paws]

there was a public outcry ...

[alakungfu]

that could only be quelled by a speech by the leader of the environmental legislation campaign...

[Haven]

who unfortunately was in bed with a tummy bug :( So, there was only one thing for it...

[tainaprincess]

to do but scamper around until there was no more time to...

[kiz_paws]

take the proper medications due to the increase in ...

[Tournesol]

...sickness everywhere! Everyone was sick with the stomach flu! Eventually, we had to resort to...

[aBIGsheep]

sucking on the hair strands of young children. It was quite...

[clumsy angelle]

ironic that we eventually resorted to going at the seashore to watch the sunset. I don't know why...

[kiz_paws]

mermaids cease to visit this quiet corner of the world, but it has been said ...

[wilbur lim]

that these mermaids are malignant and without any sense of humanity,who have hithero caused a atypical type of disease...

[Haven]

which was running rife amongst the aforementioned citizens who were making the public outcry. In fact if something wasn't done soon...

[wilbur lim]

then the citizens would slaughter each other,apparently all would be berserk,and therein left a pool of blood...

[Expecting rain]

and there would be noone to clean it up. Which is why it was imperative to...

[alakungfu]

appeal to the highest spiritual authority at the time, Pope Mary, to help stay the course of the plague somehow...

[kiz_paws]

But alas -- Pope Mary, in her mixed state of mind due to Talk Like A Pirate Day, decided to do something rash, something daring, something like ....

[wilbur lim]

a berserk persona.Pope Mary was with an ungainly gait and was taunted by the citizens,albeit with the news reverberated around the world.Pope Mary was subsequently ordained to stop legislation and citizens came to the Pope's house and destroyed it...

[Haven]

...which was a shame really, because Pope Mary was hiding under the kitchen table when the roof fell in. Her sudden death sent shockwaves through the community. Citizens rioted in the steets and it seemed that all was lost, when just at that moment ...

[kiz_paws]

the soft, silvery sounds of a flute in mourning filled the air ...

[wilbur lim]

And there,was a lanky man blowing his shiny,pristine flute.People stared at him distrustfully and gaffaw...

[Haven]

then a hush fell over the crowd. Every last person's eyes was fixed on the lanky flute player. Once again he raised the flute to his lips ...

[barbara0207]

...and suddenly all the rats came running out of houses (where they had been feeding on people's food supplies), sewers (where they had been looking for viruses to pass on to the aforementioned) and prisons (other than the tortured prisoners, they were able to get the hell out of there!) and they all followed ...

[Riesa]

they all elected Obamarat, and things smelled about the same as usual, 'cept the idealism returned in tiny little increments! this is supposed to be a funny thread! for humor, but somehow it's become a placard. and so the world turns..

[kiz_paws]

And as the confused planet turned, seasons were changing and before long, frost covered the branches of the naked trees, giving the forest an enchanting effect ....

[wilbur lim]

Which stupendously,the tress produce monies despite the gelid weather!Everyone was ecstatic as they went into the forest to get them...

[kiz_paws]

for no one ever believed the legend that these enchanted trees did indeed produce money. As the wind blowed gently .....

[wilbur lim]

it travels into a deserted,intimidating-looking house,which had its windows shuttled,and by the look of its door,it cites the word 'Thou Art Had Came...'.No one intends to go into it and probe as it was far from the metropolis of Singapore.It remained a haunted house,and people have precognitions if anyone bypass it they would disappeared into thin air...

[mona amon]

which sometimes actually happens, but that's neither here nor there. What he really needed on this fine frosty morning was...

[wilbur lim]

literally a stroll around a neighborhood park,when he met his acquaintance fortuitously.They both decided to devour at a lofty-class restaurant,but they are disillusioned when they realized it was closed down for a year...

[kiz_paws]

so they decided to check out the scene at a local disco, where the music was so loud that your lungs shake, but the sushi was to die for, so off they went...

[Cellar Door]

into a blood red sun but it was really the moon when along came...

[wilbur lim]

That night was gelid and tranquil,people went to some shopping centres,bustling with business and exuberance.The bookshops were the most captivating to vivacious students and adults,they were all in those compact bookshops,reading books gleefully,perhaps books are vital.The price of books are getting loftier...

[kiz_paws]

but no one seemed to mind, as the thirst for knowledge matched the thirst for the wonderful coffee that was served in the quaint bookshoppe....

[wilbur lim]

Books indeed are eclectic and noteworthy,especially The Last Lecture which is hitherto the optimal seller.But people prognosticate that books might run out of pages as the number of tress would inevitably decrease gradually...

[kiz_paws]

so the governments had no other choice but to issue free laptops to all those interested in consuming their desire for written word, so as to save the trees. However ...

[wilbur lim]

(Wow,it's stupendous to have free laptops)However,due to the profound internet traffic,some hapless people who went to surf the internet would loss the connection...

[kiz_paws]

and in their anguish at being cut off from the mainstream, would make vast amounts of food for the purpose of a major binge session, which ...

[wilbur lim]

suddenly and unduly been demolished as the electricity went off around the whole world.No one could see,cook and so on ad infinitum,and it was a pandemonium,albeit people went to get their candles and lit them.Actually,the circuit from the electricity generator had malfunctioned...

[Haven]

Actually,the circuit from the electricity generator had malfunctioned...due to that huge surge of internet surfers who had plugged into the electrical motherload. And thus, in an attempt to avert total disataster, the electricity board had generated a mutant form; "Son of Electricity"...

[wilbur lim]

and this novel ''Son of Electricity" is a machine which uses solar power which is converted into electricity.This machine is pristine indeed,but it takes virtually a year to complete,leaving sweats and animosity of the workers.These workers cited that they were overcame by a immense sense of fatigue and still their salary was solely $1000/month.

Nevertheless,we now empathise on this mutant 'Son of Electricity',this bulky machine doesn't need electricity to function,it is unique and touted as the optimal generator of the world.But the conditions is that this solely functions in the day,not night.Subsequently,the night is going to be sheer darkness,the remedy is to light up candles.

Free electricity is given to all the humanity,all thanks to Barack Obama and other luminaries who were benign to perceive of this machine.The world is gleeful...

[kiz_paws]

because there is a quiet joy that wells in the hearts of those who gaze upward and see the geese formations, on route to warmer places ....

[Haven]

...and Son, as he liked to be called, was one of those individuals who gazed at the geese formations and dreamt of warmer climes. An interesting transformation was taking place in Son's heart ...

[kiz_paws]

as he viewed the geese. He was struck by the generosity of the leading geese, who gave more of themselves in the flight, for the good of the pack as it were. Son was lost in thought, when .....

[wilbur lim]

Those geese destroyed Son,wholly dead into pieces,wires and the adverse smell that lingered on,it was...FIRE!It blazed and apparently it was apoplectic,the fire had burned the tress,buildings as it spread far and wide.So profound the fire was that firefighters could not wholly put off...

[zanna]

. . . the flames, but did succeed in containing it, for the most part. It took over a year to finally reduce it to embers, and when that had been accomplished . . .

[kiz_paws]

the good people looked around and decided that they could easily ...

[Haven]

...rebuild the buildings, plant more trees and raise from the ashes ...

[alakungfu]

the commercial network that had knit the community with its neighboring townships, consisting mostly of fowl support financing...

[mosimo]

financing. Which together they started working to acheive until...

[Racoonieboy]

the martians come to Earth.

But when they do...

[librarius_qui]

the martians come to Earth.

But when they do...

they'll run away, because they'll see that ...

[maraki16]

people here can be much more dangerous than aliens considering that...

[TheInsomniac]

the world has just run out of cheese, and we all know what happens...

[maraki16]

if humans do not eat cheese for more than 36 hours

[TheInsomniac]

,they combust into a pit of self loathing which is indicated by their...

[maraki16]

unwillingness to go to work, and their determination to create weapons of mass destruction

[B-Mental]

out of unsavory albeit nutritious vegetable matter, which is the way that it was...

[kiz_paws]

back in simpler times, maybe when I was a young sprout, as it were. We used to use ......

[bree]

gooseberry bushes to keep us dry however, when winter came ......

[Beautifull]

it made them winterberries and...

[Paige19]

we had to switch to huddling under the dry fronds of the pampas grass, despite the fact that it afforded us only minimal protection from the elements. It was during those trying months that we most needed hear the elders retell the stories of...

[alakungfu]

long ago when there had been a ten-year drought and the animals acted more like dinosaurs than skittish wildlife, rejecting...

[Paige19]

rejecting all notion that we might not be worth eating. Those stories, gruesome as they were, with their distressing details of limbs swallowed whole, and the sound of teeth crunching bone, made us see the rain as a protection, something to feel a certain...

[kiz_paws]

free spirit, something which we had given up a long time ago. It was fear that ....

[alakungfu]

grizzled our souls and force us to reach beyond the downpour and the needling possibilities it presented to embrace the tacit secret promise of...

[zanna]

the damp green earth. Surely, there would be enough vegetable matter to satisfy even the pickiest carnivore, right? No one had discovered us in months; we were feeling secure in our grass huts nestled under the leafy canopy of 'rainforest,' as we joked amongst ourselves.

Perhaps now was the time . . .

[kingoflombards]

...to learn to juggle; I don't have quite enough lumps on my head yet.

MY WORD! Is that a....

[Silas Thorne]

eight-legged thnoodle? Look at the particular shape of its thorax, and the speckled blue coloration on its head. Most interesting!

Have you got a...

[kingoflombards]

"...MAGICAL CLEANING DETERGENT THAT CLEANS STAINS AND DOES THE DISHES AT THE SAME TIME!! IT ONLY COSTS 19.99 AND CAN BE DELIVERED IN 35 DAYS!" Later..."THE COMMERCIAL IS OVER WHY AM I STILL YELLING?!?"
(My Billy Mays impression:lol:)

Aw man. I just stepped in a...

[BienvenuJDC]

a scene with flying monkeys, a wicked witch, a tin man, a scarecrow, and a cowardly lion.


I am wearing a...

[kingoflombards]

A pair of neon orange speedos, no pants, and a tuxedo jacket.


I know...

[BienvenuJDC]

that there is no other place better to spend time than Cold Ale - Blokes' Thread!!

[zanna]

. . . And how do you follow that up, folks?

With dancing bananas, of course! :banana: :banana:

But they have to split pretty soon, so we'll have to find some replacement entertainment. Maybe we should invite . . .

[Silas Thorne]

the Spanish Inquisition! :)


But they're missing one important piece of torture equipment. What they really need is...

[BienvenuJDC]

a set of stocks in the Coffee Forum. :lol: :lol: :lol:

But to tell you the truth...

[Silas Thorne]

with a golden watch your life will be golden too.

I haven't heard from my friend since...

[zanna]

before tomorrow; our time machine's been acting up again. He said he was going to get us some slurpees from 7-11, but he hasn't made it back yet. I hope he got me the blue raspberry kind.

When I'm not fixing the time machine, however, I'm usually . . .

[BienvenuJDC]

he became a deaf mute!

Whenever I get down in the mouth...

[Silas Thorne]

I remember that there are puddles to drink out of.


Why haven't you...?

[a_little_wisp]

... been wearing your petticoats?


It's far too easy to...

[BienvenuJDC]

...have someone jump their post in before you can get your own in.

When I discovered that I wasn't wearing pants...

[zanna]

wreck the train of thought, with so many people responding on this thread at once! How will we ever sort out the mess? I think it will take . . .

[Silas Thorne]

a brick ****house of a man to pound this matter into submission
How has it been since..?

[zanna]

Since when? Are you speaking of you-know-what? Well, it turned out alright; things are fine, now.

But about the new kid on the block . . .

[a_little_wisp]

....he's the old kid on the cylinder.

Tomorrow I may...

[Silas Thorne]

not have the strength to complete....

[zanna]

a single th--

[kingoflombards]

...thesis for my essay. !Que asco!


Hey! Why did you just....

[a_little_wisp]

...leave me hanging on your sentence?

How come you have so many ...

[Scheherazade]

How come you have so many ...unfinished sentences?

Whenever I am late, I ...

[The Comedian]

. . . panic and try to compensate for my failed responsibility via a weak and hasty humor.

Whenever I walk past barking dog, I. . . .

[Scheherazade]

bark back to ask how he's doing.

If I had only known that you ...

[PoeticPassions]

had loved me.


I would have given...

[zanna]

you my heart from the very beginning, instead of building so many walls. But just the other day . . .

[Tournesol]

...a marvelous thought came to me! What if...

[kingoflombards]

Apples and oranges could be combined? It would end so much conflict.


How about some...

[mmaria]

some jokes instead of your constant ignoring my sense of humor?

What is the difference

[Chatt]

between right and wrong when there are so many judges.

How would you feel if...

[Moshu]

you had to deal with my life for a day?
I am such a...

[kingoflombards]

...supa freak. I mean c'mon. She's a brick house, what else would you expect?

I'm gonna go and...

[Silas Thorne]

shoot my younger brother with a potato gun.

Why can't you all just......?

[The Comedian]

. . . . give that girl a standing ovation. It would really make her day.

And while your at it, this person needs a standing ovation too. This person's name is. . . .

[kingoflombards]

... Oh my gosh a mutant hamster!!!! It will kill us all unless we...

[The Comedian]

. . . .mill this cedar tree into a giant pile of shavings so that it can defecate on them! The only problem is that after the giant hamster is done with its bowel movement, it will. . . .

[kingoflombards]

Explode into a million...