Complete The Thought

[Domer121]

they adore Orange, it brings out the color in their eyes..It is funny that they like Orange because..

[zanna]

they really should be hunting at dusk, but often get distracted by the amazing sunsets on the savannah. Speaking of savannahs,

[Domer121]

that is the names of the new two headed turtle.....it has a really weird shell because..

[zanna]

both heads can poke in at different times, if they like. Turtles, especially sea turtles are pretty cool because . . .

[Redzeppelin]

they avoid contentious discussions with angry astronomers about whether or not Pluto is really a planet; however, the other side of the coin is not so happy: they are also notoriously prone to...

[zanna]

complain about light pollution and global warming. I mean, really, who wants to get chewed out by a sea turtle? That's like . . .

[dramasnot6]

a big insult to the species. They are rather zebracentric though. they tried to fix their narcicism but ended up...

[andave_ya]

jumping up and down with a big bunny eared hat on their head, singing
"I feel pretty! Oh so pretty!" and so on and so forth, leading me to believe that.....

[dramasnot6]

they had consumed some..."suspicious" substances that led to a mental breakdown of sorts. I took them to a psychiatrist and she prescribed.....

[kathycf]

Jelly beans. Lots and lots of jelly beans which was sort of peculiar simply because....

[dramasnot6]

the sugar would make them act out more. To the point that...

[Redzeppelin]

all they wanted to do was consume microwave burritos, listen to "Stairway to Heaven" and say "dude"... which lasted just long enough to...

[dramasnot6]

drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go.....

[ktd222]

drive their parents insane. They were kicked out of the house and forced to go live with amish people; learning to churn butter properly they returned...

[Redzeppelin]

via horseback to their homes to discover that in their absence a most unexpected thing had happened:

[Bii]

their parents had become new age travellers, sold the house, bought a narrowboat and were on their way to Stonehenge to.....

[kathycf]

do some in depth bird watching and heavy duty laying around. Sometimes I think that ...

[Janine]

stones can weigh heavy on your heart, when visiting places so remote and austere as Stonehenge, but then I find there is a way to lift up your spirits by.......

[andave_ya]

saying, "I do believe in fairies!" and really meaning that! You see, I believe in fairies because....

[Janine]

I see them with my very own eyes, every night high up in the trees and sometimes they venture into my darkened room at night, glowing and spreading amazing light on all everything; then they begin to.......

[Redzeppelin]

ask me embarrassing questions about my income tax forms, whilst opening drawers and doors, in an obvious attempt to...

[Janine]

peep and snoop around; oh, how I hate those peeping Tom fairies and yes, they might be cute, but they can be so very annoying that it makes you want to......

[kathycf]

get out a flyswatter and a can of hairspray. See, the thing about the hairspray is....

[ktd222]

See, the thing about the hairspray is when combined with flies creates a reaction of sorts. A nuclear reaction! Molecularly speaking, Drosophilia flies are enriched with traces of uranium; combine this with the pentaphamine V chemical in hairspray...

[Redzeppelin]

and viola! an indestructible new form of polyester molecule. Ah science...remember the good old days when...

[AutumnGal]

...you could do these types of basement experiments on fairies and flies and such without PETA sticking their noses into the mix. I wish...

[Bookworm89]

...pigs could fly. If pigs could fly....

[littlewing53]

said the fly to the fairies

[AutumnGal]

"Then perhaps they'd do these polyester-making experiments on pigs instead of us. But it's..."

[grace86]

....too late seeing as all the pigs were used in an experiment that caused massive.....

[Bookworm89]

....explosions around the world which destroyed...

[AutumnGal]

...much of the ozone, due to the mass quantities of methane that was released. This of course had the...

[zanna]

record for highest methane release in history, except for possibly that time when . . .

[littlewing53]

down in the basement, lit only by a candle the fairies and pigs devised mad plans to....

[kathycf]

to take over the show American Idol and make threatening gestures to that annoying guy, you know the one, he is....

[andave_ya]

so sarcastic he belongs in the world of Impossibly Sarcastic Entities, like that person who...

[Redzeppelin]

will post immediately after me: man I hate it when s/he...

[ktd222]

will post immediately after me: man I hate it when s/he reads me the wrong way. But hey, we live in a world of.........

[Redzeppelin]

absolute denial which is definitely something that my imaginary dog will need to...

[AdoreroDio]

eventually get over and take a walk to the...

[Redzeppelin]

"wild side" (doo ta doo ta doo, doo doo doo, doo ta doo ta doo) and really find out what it's like to...

[AdoreroDio]

tightrope across Niagra Falls before you....

[Redzeppelin]

fall down a hole with a rabbit saying something about being "late": well, if that's the case, then I guess I'll have to go ahead (much to my dismay) and...

[zanna]

start eating spinach, but I really don't like it, and the iron doesn't get absorbed anyway, so what's the point, when you could be eating . . .

[Bii]

marshmallows, which are kind of soft and squishy like...

[littlewing53]

..snowflakes falling ever so gently amongst many...tastee too!

[Redzeppelin]

But then again...

[andave_ya]

it might be easier to go look for books in....

[littlewing53]

undiscovered caves where there are so many...

[khalakh_the_3rd]

little evil gnomes, wearing pointed hats and...

[littlewing53]

purple pointed shoes, intently focused on....

[Bii]

a strange white blob floating in the sky, moving slowly...

[B-Mental]

through the accumulated puddles...

[kathycf]

wishing they had remembered their galoshes. Suddenly, something odd happened...

[zanna]

about the time the clock struck nine. It had never happened before, which was odd, because . . .

[kathycf]

any number of odd things COULD have happened, but this one in particular DID, leading me to think that....

[zanna]

things were going to get very strange, very quickly. Kind of like that time . . .

[andave_ya]

I daydreamed I was supergirl, but instead of saving the world from all harm I was the one who needed saving because I was....

[B-Mental]

out of spinach, and struggling to free myself from the...

[kathycf]

grip of an extremely hungry iguana, which...

[littlewing53]

stared into my eyes as he prepared his....

[kathycf]

famous tuna and scalloped potato casserole. Yes, it was nearly dinner time but still and all...

[littlewing53]

nothing is determined before midnight. Only the one who....

[Redzeppelin]

can reassemble the broken sword will achieve the Holy Grail - (unless of course...

[littlewing53]

the vision returns, sight unseen. The meal is left cold, uneaten....

[zanna]

when that happens.) - a wonderful prize to be had. Although, possesion of it could result in . . .

[Redzeppelin]

either unparalleled happiness, prosperity, wealth, joy, love and honor - or...

[kathycf]

a very bad case of foot fungus. You know that makes me think of the time that...

[Redzeppelin]

I was standing atop an Aztec pyramid, in Sun God robes, waving my...

[andave_ya]

sister's cd player with strange music in it, not that she listens to it, only me, because....

[littlewing53]

regardless of what others think i love it. Without that strange music i'm hopelessly....

[Redzeppelin]

multiple-personality-disorder afflicted - why just ask my other selves! I'm certain that they'll all respond with a resounding...

[littlewing53]

chorus of denials...who said that, where did you hear that..on and on they went until the wee hours of the morning...sleep did not come easy to the....

[Redzeppelin]

mentally deranged - but then again, who said life was...

[dramasnot6]

a box of fluffy kittens and rainbows. Well, one person did who was...

[littlewing53]

really enjoying the whole event unfold into something he was....

[Bii]

beginning to think was all drug induced. Well, he'd never seen an elephant quite in that position before! It was almost like......

[vin1391]

sleep overcame him.

Maybe...

[Redzeppelin]

...juuuuust....mayyyybe....

[Asa Adams]

Maybe not....I don't remember. All those drugs you see; It was a funny feeling; like walking into a.....

[kathycf]

wall coated with peanut butter. Well, what else can you expect when....

[Asa Adams]

Peanut butter tastes so damned delicious. At first he stood there, slowly suffocating, until finally.........

[littlewing53]

he became aware of exactly where he was, questioning why his hands were sticky with strawberry jam. Now where in the....

[andave_ya]

name of all that's wonderful did strawberry jam come from? Last time I checked, the only place you could get strawberry jam from was...

[Asa Adams]

A strawberry. Infact!.......

[andave_ya]

Strawberries are only located in Loompaland. You know, that really, really dangerous place infested with snozzwangers, whangdoodles, and all sorts of really nasty creatures that are all out to get you because....

[Asa Adams]

They are sincerely against the exportation of strawberries in Loompaland. They need the strawberries to.....

[andave_ya]

create those little red juicy candy things that taste absolutely revolting. You see, what they really need is....

[littlewing53]

a change of pace. a tastee treat that would calm their fears and bring a whole new....

[Domer121]

outlook on life....what they need is to be able to...

^btw LOVE the picture of Ginger Rogers:)

[littlewing53]

dream a dream and pick the street they like. then it would only be a matter of which direction was...

[andave_ya]

most convenient to get to the closest bookstore. They needed to go to a bookstore because....

[Redzeppelin]

all the leftover copies of Shakespeare's handwritten manuscripts were on a half-price clearance; why, if they missed that sale, well then...

[ktd222]

well then they could just take a portal back to the 17th century and ask Shakespeare himself what it is like to be.........

[andave_ya]

rather famous. To which he would answer...

[littlewing53]

wow man, far-out, totally, for sure...it's all good...looking rather dazed, he hesitated wondering what in the....

[andave_ya]

world brought that strange-looking tall mouse with a curling mustache and rapier to his door to tell him....

[DogFaceJoe]

not be so uptight.

Why can't we...

[kiz_paws]

just start painting and stop dwelling on those.....

[Redzeppelin]

unfortunate pictures that fell into the hands of the local unethical blackmailer, who just might - if approached in the precisely right fashion - consider...

[Laindessiel]

...massaging his temples figuring out what to do in case he's mobbed by museum cops and then go to jail and then fail to give his family their daily food consumption when...

(Hello Red! Missed ya!)

[kiz_paws]

a small wicked smile formulated in his bewhiskered jaw. He almost laughed in glee at his ingenuity, and wondered, ".....

[Asa Adams]

If soup for dinner would be too light. After all, Its all in how you....

[Redzeppelin]

construct your alibi that makes the crime virtually as indetectable as...


(Hi Laindessiel! Thanks for noticing :) )

[kiz_paws]

finding a silent woman in a bunch of ...............

[ktd222]

yappers. Gosh! How much can two people yap about.......

[kiz_paws]

the increase in the price of hammers these days. Why, if it weren't for the ....

[Redzeppelin]

Dr. Shoals insoles in my shoes I'd just...

[ktd222]

go mad and kick everyone in their head, hoping the right kick might........

[Riesa]

dislodge the misguided vanity forever. Imagine if everyone had just one good...

[kiz_paws]

taste of the corn that grew only here, in ..................

[littlewing53]

the cornfields of dorothy's kansas. the world would be happy again, the corn wouldn't be altered, toto would smile, and the oz would forever be....

[.closed.]

here in mind and spirit, the place where oz felt most comfortable. Oz then realises ....................

[kiz_paws]

despite the natural tendency to believe that there is indeed, no place like home, it was ever more apparent lately to our friends, that the magic .....

[Riesa]

resides over the rainbow, for all of us know that....

[kiz_paws]

if we follow those lovely yellow-hued stones, our path shall ....

[Riesa]

cross, as all paths must in the close confines of Oz. I always wondered what became of...

[kiz_paws]

that cheeky glass cat who travelled with the patchwork girl, who could easily ......

[andave_ya]

transport herself to whichever land she pleased, as long as it originated in a book. Last time I heard, she was visiting...

[kiz_paws]

a certain forum, where she made clear her views on life. In particular, she vehemently protested the use of ....

[Shalot]

high-fructose corn syrup, which only contributed to.....

[ktd222]

people developing sugar tolerance, and high SAT scores. This connection.........

[Asa Adams]

Is far beyond my own meandering thought patterns....However, I can only conclude that......

[kiz_paws]

the essence of simplicity, as depicted in the books we enjoyed as tots, could only reinforce ..............................

[littlewing53]

the desire to read and travel beyond alice's looking glass where the queen of hearts.....

[kiz_paws]

was secretly plotting to unearth the formerly lost sections of DEAD SOULS, which the world THOUGHT that Gogol destroyed, but were really .....

[Asa Adams]

Only misplaced. Maybe Gogol.....

[Riesa]

just left them in his pants pockets, and when they got sent out to be laundered the ...

[kiz_paws]

conniving little troll who found the bundle in said trouser pocket abruptly hid the package under his arm, away from the scornful eyes of his soul-less wife. However, in the heated laundry facility, by way that only fate could produce .....

[ktd222]

the love of his life adorned with.......

[kiz_paws]

a large wooden spoon, smacked the devious little troll upside the head, which rendered the coveted documents to scatter all over the ......

[littlewing53]

winds of sorrow. everything that was, was lost. crying the poor little troll....

[kiz_paws]

ducked, for the love of his life was coming at him again, this time with more rage than before. The wooden spoon came down with a splintering crunch...

[dramasnot6]

that left the poor troll with amnesia. He forgot the love of his life was the love of his life and mistook her for....

[kiz_paws]

Paris Hilton and demanded her autograph and to shake the paw of wee Tinkerbell. The bewildered troll was not prepared for the manner in which .....

[ktd222]

her paw was treated as a hand puppet to amuse strangers passing....

[kiz_paws]

but he nonetheless made a clumsy effort to shake said paw. However, in his battered state of mind, he mistook his wife's kerchief for the little pup's paw, and upon shaking it, sent the furious sputtering woman ...

[THX-1138]

flying over the cuckoo's nest * horrorshow but the *devotchka was helped and given *moloko by her *droogs :p




*nadsat

[kiz_paws]

Confused by his many blows to the head and spine, and mystified by these new terms strewn randomly about (lol :)), the tired old troll decided to give up on his Gogol loss and concentrate more fully on .....

[andave_ya]

the Importance Of Regaining His Wife's Confidence by....

[kiz_paws]

seeking out the nearest florist and purchasing some beautiful ....

[littlewing53]

daffoldils. The beauty of the daffoldils was beyond compare. Smiling our lovely ol' troll felt the love of his wife welling in his heart...but then again, who was his wife? As he stared at the beautiful daffoldils, he searched his heart trying to bring his wife's image to mind, but the only image that brought his heart to leap was a...

[kiz_paws]

tattered wee paper that was still folded away in his little watch fob that never ever left his person. The remains of his childhood sweetheart were locked in memory forever in the sepia teeny photo. No mention was ever made of her, because if .....

[andave_ya]

she was mentioned, she would be killed! You see, long ago, the troll wasn't a troll at all but a big handsome Prince Charming who was in love with a beautiful girl who was abducted by the Big Bad Wolf right in front of the Prince's eyes! The wolf said, "if you ever try to rescue her, I will turn you into a troll!" Of course, the Prince being a good sport did his best, but was caught by the wolf before managing to....

[kiz_paws]

climb up the rocky cliff that beheld a solitary lighthouse with a single candle burning in the tiny window near the top. Behind the candle sat the beautiful girl, stroking her harp and humming an ancient celtic melody. The magical wolf sneered gleefully at the sight of the young man feebly attempting to rescue his beloved, and crept silently ......

[littlewing53]

toward the lighthouse intent on destroying yet another dream. But in his gleeful hastiness he made a....

[kiz_paws]

snapping noise with his dangerous teeth, which notified the beautiful girl that danger approached. She ceased the plucking of her harp and crept noiselessly to the little window in her lighthouse prison. Suddenly ....

[kathycf]

some coffee swilling wench barged in, not knowing what the storyline had been up to now. So she said "I now return you to your thread already in progress" and then....


;)

[littlewing53]

appreciating the interruption me thinks it might be a good turn of events to change the whole story. but then where shall i begin? what is my storyline? pacing back and forth, pencil in hand, the piece of white paper waited patiently for the pen to begin with a.....

[*Classic*Charm*]

flourish as it penned the words:

CRASH! The crystal jar fell to the floor, as the guilty culprit...

[kathycf]

looked around well, guiltily. Deciding what to do to cover their guilt, said culprit then embarked on a course of action that was to have far reaching consequences...


Hi Classic Charm, hi littlewing. :wave:

[kiz_paws]

First a phone call to the local pizza parlor, as our butter-fingered friend had a penchant for anchovy pizza. Pizza could cause him to think clearer about what to .......

[AdoreroDio]

...do about this dilema which has haunted him since birth..
The meaning to life is....

[littlewing53]

so simple...night comes quietly in a dream. the little man finds himself walking without shoes. Questioning his current situation, why is he walking when his wings are fluttering in the cool, night breeze of the desert. Ouch, he just stubbed his toe on a....

[kiz_paws]

little brass lamp that someone has so carelessly tossed into the ever changing sands. Annoyed, he bends to pick up said lamp, when his back bone made a sickening crack. Still bent, he reaches for the lamp and suddenly ......

[kathycf]

the lamp sprouts arms and legs and rears up and says "Oi, whatchoo think yer doin?" This was odd, because lamps are not generally known to...

[Redzeppelin]

to be so utterly rude and without the slightest degree of social tact when in the presence of someone who has more than likely just become a parapeligic; still, there's always the slim chance that...

[kathycf]

backbones making sudden loud sickening cracks don't signal the onset of paralysis, but could be a joint popping or some such other thing. Why once there was that time when a lamp down in Texas did such a weird thing, it....

[Redzeppelin]

got up and turned me off! Can you imagine that? I was so shocked (pun intended because the lamp was plugged-in and turned on [if you know what I mean] at the time) that I nearly...

[kiz_paws]

fell off my seat in the little diner I was ordering from. The lamp swaggered up to my seat and clunked me in the head and I wondered what I had done in the state of Texas to deserve such a treatment. The old lady across from my table gasped, as .............

[littlewing53]

the scene unfolded in front of her. The old lady wearing immaculate white gloves could not believe what she was seeing. In the state of Texas how could that be!!! Texas hospitality is something unknown in most other parts of the world. Why it is just unheard of this ill treatment. And besides, a purple lamp with the worse color of yellow shade and with those little balls...absolutely atrocious, she thought to herself....no sense of style, y'all don know what yar missin here in Texas she thought to herself. The old lady with the subtle blue-gray styled hair and white gloves could stand it no more, she got up from her seat and....

[kathycf]

and began belting out "The hills are aliivvve, with the sound of mussssic!" and it was a rather stirring rendition, one which Julie Andrews herself might consider....

[kiz_paws]

except prim and proper white gloves be damned, the windows of the cheap little diner could take no more and succumbed to the last ear piercing b-flat. Customers scurried in a mad frenzy to escape the shards of what was once the two-pane windows. In the meantime, the lamp, snickering to itself in utter satisfaction .....

[Redzeppelin]

ran up a horrendous tab at the bar ordering whatever-it-is-that-lamps-drink, leaving an inappropriately large tip for the rather "tartish" waitress who spent most of the night in the bar...

[kiz_paws]

hanging around the billiard tables being generally annoying and acting somewhat cheezy, trying out her fake Newfie accent. However, now that the windows were all broken, she decided to jump into her little car and head for .......

[littlewing53]

another town looking for another story that....

[kathycf]

that maybe began with "once upon a time" ...

[The Bookinator]

or perhaps even a song and dance...

[Redzeppelin]

or perhaps even this (courtesy of Snoopy): It was a dark and stormy night...

[srpbritlit]

and lightning struck the tower. At the end of the day...

[kathycf]

the woman drew the curtains over the windows. Shivering a bit in the chill, she decided to...

[kiz_paws]

place more twigs under the cauldron that was hung in the massive stone firepit in what one could call the big room. Satisfied that there was enough food for the fire, she got the rolled newspaper, lit the end, and began the long and tedious tending of the .....

[kathycf]

nightly ritual she called "reading a rolled newspaper". She sometimes twisted her neck doing this, but it was worthwhile as she was able to read the future "news" while doing so. Armed with such knowledge she...

[littlewing53]

hi kathy...i could use a cuppa coffee..turkish coffee? sounds heavenly

gathered her basket of yellow roses and walked outside, feeling the rain upon her face, holding her raggedy sweater close she decided to...

[kiz_paws]

take a short cut to the market, where she would try to get a good price for the lovely roses. However, the wind began to pick up and before long, the basket of roses ....

[Tamara]

flew out of hand and landed upon a ...

[kiz_paws]

gnarled branch of a tree surrounded by what appeared to be poison ivy. Disregarding her inner voice which cautioned, she drew the tattered sweater round her thin shoulders, and headed straight for said branch. The price that she could fetch for those roses would enable her food for her dusty bare cupboards, and she was not going to give up that easily. The wind whipped tangles of hair in her eyes and the pouring rain dimmed her vision. Sighing, she ......

[kathycf]

wondered where her umbrella was and....


hi kathy...i could use a cuppa coffee..turkish coffee? sounds heavenly

Maybe kiz_paws will brew some? :)

[Adolescent09]

and found it then flew out the window...

[andave_ya]

to visit Mary Poppins. The only thing was....

[kathycf]

Mary had choked on that spoonful of sugar that was supposed to help the medicine go down or some such thing and so...

[BibliophileTRJ]

with Mary out of the way she decided to pay a call on that handsome chimney-sweep Bert, because he really............

[Bii]

had such an impressive broom. He kept it under the stairs and...

[andave_ya]

took it out and polished it twice a day. He used it to....

[littlewing53]

dance, sing songs, impress Mary; and occassionally used it to sweep but only on very very special events like when he...

[zanna]

won the lottery, he swept the whole house from top to bottom, just to celebrate. But that's not even as good as the time he . . .

[kathycf]

flew on his broomstick, now that will cut down on the expense of gasoline so...

[Shalot]

that meant that he would have more money for his habits/vices which include...........

[kiz_paws]

the occasional visit to the Karaoke bar, where he dearly loved to sing so loudly, the ...............

[littlewing53]

chim chim cheree song and because everyone knew the words so well, they all pitched in and song with him. Before long the whole room was filled with...

[andave_ya]

the chorus of heavenly voices raised in harmony, leading the dj at the bar to....

[kathycf]

become utterly distressed and play the "whoomp, there it is" song at full volume so...

[Redzeppelin]

that - as a result - all time and space collapsed into an infintesimally small black hole - something that was fully and unexplainably expected by...

[Shalot]

his wife, who knew all along that his lawnmower was not up to..........

[littlewing53]

par without the sparkplugs. How was he to mow the grass of timelessness without a...

[kathycf]

jack in the box, which has nothing to do with lawns or grass, but everything to do with timelessness, so....

[kiz_paws]

at that precise second, the Master Of The Universe smacked his alien hands together, dissolving the entire scene between his two palms. The dust that remained was tossed into the air and left floating to .......

[kathycf]

do whatever it is that dust likes to do, namely....

[kiz_paws]

float through cyberspace and become breathed in through the keystrokes of unsuspecting gameplayers. What was most chilling about it was .....

[Shalot]

when the gameplayers inhaled it they.................

[kiz_paws]

felt a strong feeling of déjà vu, that this scene had indeed been played somewhere sometime, but the question was where and when..... It left a creepy crawly sensation that preyed on the spine of the most carefree of the cyber visitors, which was the plan infinite of the Master. You see ....

[AutumnGal]

the Master had actually released a jar full of cockroaches into the room just before the cyber visitors had arrived, and that's...

[zanna]

why the creepy-crawly sensations were so strong. Little did the cyber visitors know, they were about to be overrun by malevolent cockroaches, specifically the not-easy-to-squish kind. The chaos began when the first one reached . . .

[seasong]

the bakery and consumed all the chocolate filled doughnuts, after that...

[kathycf]

there was a huge line for milk, coffee and other beverages that go with doughnuts, because even cockroaches know you can't have one without the other. So, ...

[littlewing53]

as the line progressed around the block all those cockroaches started attracting attention and the noise was deafening. One of those cockroaches brought a jukebox and plugged it into the universe so all could hear their song which sounded so...

[kiz_paws]

much like Nine Inch Nails, that the local DJ ran to the Press, who contacted Trent's agent and had him flown out toute suite, as they say in French. This agent was rubbing his palms together just dreaming of what he would .....

[zanna]

earn for that feat, when his pants caught on fire! The cockroaches had discovered him, and vowed not to rest until he . . .

[kathycf]

had a pair of fire proof pants on, because that could be extremely dangerous you know. Fire is one of the...

[ShoutGrace]

. . . . leading causes of uncomfortable evacuations in most developed countries, most likely due to the fact that it . . . .

[kathycf]

gets kind of on the hot side. That is really an understatement when you consider that....

[Rae Kelly]

pants are highly flammable and comfy, like a chair or bed but that is not nearly as important as...

:D Hi all!

[loneangel]

the candy in my pocket.

I wish I...

[kathycf]

was on a beach right now, enjoying warm weather and reading a suitable beach book. Uh oh, I ....

Hi Rae Kelly! :)

[littlewing53]

forgot my glasses and here in i am at the beach, unable to see anything. At least i think im at the beach. where could i possibly be at ...

[andave_ya]

the desert. I mean, there's a big sandy colored smudge, and a...

[Rosencrantz]

strange camel shaped animal. Perhaps I...

[kiz_paws]

am in the midst of a huge set, complete with flesh eating zombies and blind wolves that attack on scent.... Oh, if I could just remember ....

[Aunty-lion]

where I put those silver bullets, I think I left them in the...

[Serenata]

safe. Perhaps my neighbor

[zanna]

will have some I can borrow. Certainly Props can rustle some up, even on short notice. That's the great thing about the Props Department, they've got everything from . . .

[Aunty-lion]

eye of newt to wing of bat, if only the Props lady wasn't such a...

[zanna]

busybody! "What do you need that for, hmmm?" Sheese. I wish she would just hand over the battleax I asked for, and get off my back! But I suppose we just have to tolerate each other's quirky . . .

[Aunty-lion]

personality downfalls, I have quite a few of my own, particularly my annoying habit of....

[kathycf]

sniffing extremely loudly and making a "zzzhym" sort of noise before I can bring myself to say anything, and then there is that awful tendency to...

[Aunty-lion]

pick stray hairs and lint from the sweaters of strangers on the bus while making a "tch, tch, tch" sound, unlike my Mother however, I would never dare to...

[PolarTucan]

Pick their nose. That just taking it too far. I still cant believe the Props lady....

[Aunty-lion]

won't give me those damn silver bullets! I'm really in trouble here! At least it's not as bad as the time I...

[samercury]

thought that people could fly.http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/samercury/um.jpg No worries...

[kiz_paws]

As it appeared, the flesh-eating zombies had taken their much needed break. It was an extremely hot day and the make-up was streaming down their annoyed faces. But the Props lady would not hear of a break longer than ....

[andave_ya]

(or shorter than) 23 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes, and 20 seconds. You see, the Props lady came from the land of.....

[kiz_paws]

the proverbial lush forests of Fjandans, and because these people were the heirs to the lost land of Nod, they were extremely agitated, forever on the move, seeking and pushing. That explains the lack of .....

[samercury]

...sleep they let us have before trying to wake us up with their knives. Hurry up, you're...

[littlewing53]

on watch next. oh, and don't forget to....

[kiz_paws]

wear the necklace of garlic bulbs -- the only natural way to safeguard yourself from the unholy attraction of the massive pack of hungry blind wolves that is slowly closing in on us!

Hey, a twig cracked behind, so that means, inevitably that ...

[samercury]

... the carnivorous pandas have found our hideaway. Whose bright idea was it to stay in the middle of this forest for the night?

Anyways, now we have to...

[Captain Pike]

Recharge the batteries in our poacher Scopes so that we can be sure to stack up a lot of those black-and-white hides. Say, by the way, you all did get my memo on how I couldn't bring the ammunition tonight on account of how I had to...

[kathycf]

make dozens and dozens of peanut butter cookies, which I always find nice with a glass of milk. There is one school of thought on the matter that is quite interesting as it...

[kiz_paws]

is a well known fact that one can train carnivorous pandas simply by offering a mouth watering peanut butter cookie. Without a second to spare, kathy tossed a few at the crashing pandas in the brush.

Unfortunately, the rumpus being made by the munching pandas drew the attentions of the massive pack of blind wolves, who were more than anxious to taste a little wilder than a peanut butter confection.

Suddenly, there came the .....

[Aunty-lion]

actor, Kevin Costner, who, as we all know, dances with wolves. No sooner had the ravenous pack spotted him, than they were all caught up in a beautiful Argentinian tango, although it was kinda sexy, all I was thinking about was...

[kathycf]

what's up with the pandas and wolves? You know, I always wondered about that, so I turned to ask Kevin Costner to explain it to me and he said...

[kiz_paws]

"Stop talking with that rose in your mouth -- you will poke yourself with those thorns!" And with that, he did the DIP, just the way a girl likes it. Funny how music suddenly piped all round our friends, in this forest glade, in the middle of the night, and how strange it all was.... our friends dancing the blue blazes, complete with blind wolves all round. It definately made for .....

[zanna]

a mood change. Who wouldn't like music in a midnight forest glade? But really, it was quite . . .

[Aunty-lion]

mysterious, so I thought I'd don my Sherlock cap, and try to find out where the music was coming from. I headed nervously off into the bushes, and no sooner had I left Kevin's sight than I saw a great big....

[andave_ya]

Jackson Pollock painting-all dashes and scribbles and interesting marks stemming from the poor dude's emotions which were really bizarre and I thought.....

[kathycf]

oh good gosh and fiddlesticks, it is apparently my sad lot in life to run across that Pollock fellow at every turn. Well, at least he makes a better scapegoat for life's woes than a dancing banana, but just barely. This seemed relentlessly random, which once again reminds me of that time when....

[AdoreroDio]

I tried to dance like the banana emoticon and messed up very badly. I ended up on the floor with my......

[ElissaDido]

pride and dignity in tatters as all the renowned people in the world saw me in this very embarrassing moment. I could barely raise my head up in humiliation then fortunately, somebody came and...

[kathycf]

slipped on the banana peel left on the floor by the dancing banana, thus taking that humiliating spotlight off of me and onto them. I know that isn't very kind of me, but sometimes you just have to....

[ElissaDido]

be a bit *****y to save your face. So now I sneaked away as quietly as I can to prevent further misadventures when a tall man suddenly grabbed my hand and...