If you were a...

[BienvenuJDC]

Have you ever wondered what you would do if you weren't you?

I think that you all will figure this out pretty quickly...and I'm sure that you'll all have fun with it...and use your imagination!!! :idea:

If you were a mouse in a house, what would you use as a bed?

[NikolaiI]

I would make some bed out of shavings and what not.

If you were an angsty poet, what would you write?

[BienvenuJDC]

What is that constant noise out there,
The running of the boys I fear.
The faucet's dripping ping ping ping,
The phone is chirping ring ring ring.

I cannot hear my brain to think,
My eyes do quiver with every blink.
My legs do shiver, my knees do knock
Shoot that tickity tockity clock!

If you were a flame bound in a stove, what would you desire to consume?

[NikolaiI]

Oatmeal :lol:

If you were a bear hibernating in a cave, what would you think of during your 6 month sleep?

[BienvenuJDC]

Oatmeal:lol:

If you were a Russian princess (even if you're a guy...especially if you're a guy) in the beginning of the 20th century, where would you hide?

[NikolaiI]

Don't they always say the best place to hide is in plain sight?

If you were a shark, what would you think about?

[BienvenuJDC]

You!! Yum!!

If you were a castle what would be the most interesting part of you?

[NikolaiI]

My gardens.

If you were a garden, would you be overgrown?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd have a few weeds, but nothing that couldn't be managed with same basic maintenance

If you were a computer, would you have a virus...and what virus would it be?

[NikolaiI]

I most certainly would not! :)

If you were a computer, would you be conscious?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not for much longer tonight...

If you were a princess in a tower, who/what would be your knight in shining armor?

[LostPrincess13]

The love of my life.:blush: Although, I'm the kind of girl who can save herself.;)

[LostPrincess13]

If you were to have three wishes, what would they be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I wouldn't take wishes from a genie for fear of how he/she would twist my fate...

If you were a famous rock star, who would be your headliner?

[AimusSage]

If I were a famous Rock star I would be the headliner with IRON MAIDEN!! Opening for me. :D:D:D

If you were a space alien, who would you call if your spaceship broke down in the Andromeda Galaxy?

[BienvenuJDC]

Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III...if he happen to be in the area...

If you were a knight in King Arthur's Court, what would you name your sword?

[Nightshade]

Mort.

If you were a time traveller where would you go?

[motherhubbard]

To the future...as far as I could go. I hate suspense!

If you were a child with a large box, what would you create?

[PoeticPassions]

a castle and a spaceship, all in one. It would morph when I willed it to.

If you were president of the world, what new law would you bring about?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would decree that anyone who was caught being mean to another would be shackled and forced to eat nothing but celery...that someone else already licked the peanut butter out of...

If you were a "lost boy" in Neverland, to whom would you pledge your allegiance to...Peter Pan, Captain Hook, the Indians, or the mermaids?

[NikolaiI]

Peter Pan

If you were a pilot, what would you like to fly?

[skib]

A vulture.

If you were a fly, what would you eat?

[BienvenuJDC]

One of those gliders on Stargate...

EDIT - my own vomit...:lol:...Eweeee!

If you were a shapeshifter that could turn into any kind of living, breathing creature, what would you turn yourself into first?

[a_little_wisp]

A bird.

Lame. I know. I know! I just want to fly so very, very badly.

If you were Indiana Jones, which adventure do you think you could repeat? (Out of the movies so far)

[BienvenuJDC]

The search for the Lost Ark...

If you were a Persian princess, what would be your favorite mode of transportation?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Horse, obviously

If you were a cat, how would you spend your day?

[a_little_wisp]

Sleeping. Chasing butterflies. Sleeping.


If you were five years old again, what would you be doing right now?

[BienvenuJDC]

Classics...Licking my...well...that's not appropriate for here...
Wisps...Annoying my dad...

If you were a Dragon...would you eat people?

[a_little_wisp]

No, I'd only scare them.

If you were a knight from days of old, what would your battlecry be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Mean People Suck!!!

If you were wart hog would you feel pretty...and sing..."I feel pretty...oh, so pretty!"?

[a_little_wisp]

LOL nice battle cry!! I had this image of a hundred men shouting it before they ran into battle.

No. If I were a wart hog I would sing,

"WHEEN I WAS A YOUNG WART HOG..."

"He found his aroma lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the savannah after every meal!"

"I'm a sensitive soul though I seem thick-skinned...
And it hurt that my friends never stood downwind...!
And oh, the shame !!!!
Thought of changin' my name!!
And I got downhearted
Every time that I-"

"Pumbaa, not in front of the kids."


I would sing that.

If you were a cowboy, what would be your prime choice for a horse?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Zips Chocolate Chip
http://www.hopefulfarmpaints.com/zipschocolatechip-large.jpg

If you were a horse, who would you wish to be your cowboy?

[a_little_wisp]

Lovely Zips!

I would have to say Kevin, Classic.

LOL (Gwaaahahaha) No, actually, Clint Eastwood (the younger).

If you were a cowboy, what would be your alias?

[BienvenuJDC]

Boy? Not a boy...boys are too aggressive...I'd say Hannah Banana...:D

Fuzzy Face McGraw

If you lived in the 1920s, what would you do for a living?

[a_little_wisp]

... Well. I would be trying to become THOROUGHLY MODERN..
HAAALEIIIGH... *dancedance*

... I've seen too many musicals.

Same question!

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a Revenuer

If you were an animal in the circus, which animal and what act?

[a_little_wisp]

I'd be a Lipizzaner in the... uh... riding act? Never been to a circus.


If you were a god, what would you be the god of?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be the god of structural design of natural wonders...that'd be my title too...

If you were a superhero, what would be your 1) power...and 2) your weakness?

[motherhubbard]

Power: Leap tall buildings in a single bound
Weakness: Sting with his shirt off

If you were a train car what would you carry?

[LostPrincess13]

Chocolate!:D

What would be the best picture?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't understand...hmmm...a picture of Lostprincess...:D

If you were Sting without a shirt, what super power would you have....and what weakness would you have?

[motherhubbard]

surely we all know Sting's super power. I can only wonder about his weakness.

If you were a cream filled chocolate, what kind of cream would be on the inside (I really need some chocolate!)

[*Classic*Charm*]

Definitely orange creme

If you were a chocolate, would you rather be a fruit creme or a truffle?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hazelnut

What is a truffle?

If you were able to travel into a book, what story would you enter and what character would you be?

[Stargazer86]

[QUOTE=AimusSage;712039]If I were a famous Rock star I would be the headliner with IRON MAIDEN!! Opening for me. :D:D:D QUOTE]

F*ck yeah!!

[Stargazer86]

Can it be non-fiction? I would travel into the biography of Elizabeth I and be her because I think she is one of the fascinating and admirable figures in history. I love her.
If you were a famous painting hanging in a famous museum, what painting would you be (by whom) and in what museum would you reside?

[Mr47&Lily]

i Would be Aivazovsky’s Moonlit Night at the MET
If you were a book in a deserted island what book would you be and who would you like to be read by.?

[Stargazer86]

Thats a lovely painting :)

I would like to be a cheap crappy romance novel read by (*points to celebrity crush thread*) Leonardo Di Caprio, (young) Elvis, (young) David Gilmour, Johnny Depp, Ewen McGregor, Christian Bale, or James Dean :lol:

If you were a bouquet in a florist, who would you be sent to and for what occasion?

[NikolaiI]

I would be sent to a certain person for the occasion of the opportunity to do so. :)

If you were a poet would you write great poetry that everyone would love?

[AimusSage]

No, I'd write horrible poetry that only I would love...Although maybe once in a while a poem people could love would accidentially get out.

If you were a binocular, what would you likely be used for most in an urban setting?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Spying on people through their windows!

If you were writing desk, what would you look like?

[a_little_wisp]

mMMmm.. I'd be small, and made of cherry wood. And a little old. And cram-packed with notes and stories.

If you were a raven, what would you tell Poe?

[BienvenuJDC]

That I don't want to be so black anymore...and that I want to dress in green...

If you were an inventor, what would be your greatest invention?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

A teleportation machine!! Oh how I long for the day.

If you were a book, what would your cover look like?

[BienvenuJDC]

A light brown cloth covered, hard bound with simple black lettering on the front and binding, wrapped in a tan non-glossy cover protecting paper (slightly worn) with the same font dark brown lettering...again on the front and binding only. (no pictures)

If you were a king/queen in battle to protect your people, what color would your horse be...and what would your position be...what would you be wielding?

[PoeticPassions]

[QUOTE=IJustMadeThatUp;712576]A teleportation machine!! Oh how I long for the day.

QUOTE]

oh me too! great answer... now get working on it! ;)

and to the question above... I would be the Queen of Persia with a black horse... and wielding a bow and arrow (the arrows would be dipped in poison).

If you were an Emperor who would you be, and what would you change about your actions (change in the course of history)?

[Stargazer86]

Gaius Julius Cesear

I wouldn't have taken complete control of the government which led to many wars as well as his assasination

If you were a pen, what would be the last thing you write before your ink dries out?

[BienvenuJDC]

Please put my cap back o

If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be...and your most special ability?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Ooh... I'd be agent Giglibut (long story short, I had to invent an animal for a uni course and shamefully that is what I named it) and I'd be able to render my enemies helpless with laughter with a look!

If you were a crazy scientist and invented an animal, what would you call it and what animals would it be made up of?

[Stargazer86]

Please put my cap back o

If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be...and your most special ability?

:lol: I love your answers...you always amuse me

[BienvenuJDC]

I would create a Rhinocipotomus...and I'd call it George.

If you were a muppet (a new one), what would you be and what would your name be?

[BienvenuJDC]

:lol: I love your answers...you always amuse me

Thank you...that makes me feel good that you tell me that...:D

[Janine]

teppum ~ think about it.....

If you were a river where would you be located?

[Stargazer86]

In a lush beautiful magical forest full of faeries and mushrooms ^^
Geographically speaking, I'm not sure...probably somewhere in Europe

If you were the tooth faerie, what would you do with all those teeth?

[motherhubbard]

I think I would bead all of my clothes. I had one of those little white beaded purses when I was a kid and I loved it.

If you were a shooting star what wish would you grant

[Stargazer86]

An end to suffering and pain of all innocents

If you were the pocket of your favorite celebrity, what would you carry?

[Moshu]

A diary, no one has ever read but me and my celebrity.
If you were a envelope, what would be sent inside of you?

[NikolaiI]

A poem to the one I love. :)

If you were an old phone, what would you desire?

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51coKAtiafM&feature=related)

[Stargazer86]

For people to get off the internet and use me to speak to each other again

If you were a glass, with what would you be filled?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

tequila sunrise :lol:

If you were a secret drawer, what would you hold?

[mmaria]

Unfailable plan to fulfil my secret wish.

If you were a mirror what would you reflect?

[BienvenuJDC]

teppum ~ think about it.....

If you were a river where would you be located?

We interrupt the regularly scheduled game for an EMERGENCY NEWS BROADCAST...
There have been a few sitings of the mysterious TEPPUM. (Most of those are have been ruled out as being weather balloons.) However, no one has actually been able to get a photograph of 'Teppum'. There is no reason for alarm, since we do not think that 'Teppum' is of any threat to harm any one, but inquiring minds would like to know, "What does this new Muppet look like?" If you have seen Teppum, or espeically if there is a photograph, please call, write, or log on to www.online-literature.com/forums. The world is dying to know. We now return you to your regularly scheduled game...

[The Comedian]

. . . . objectivity.

If you were a tree, whose nest would you carry?

[Stargazer86]

A pretty hummingbird. They always make me smile.

If you were Michael Jackson's surgeon, what procedure would you next perform on him?

[BienvenuJDC]

A complte restoration to his former look...

If you were an alien from another planet, what would you look like?

[Scheherazade]

What do you mean if I were...

If you were tool, which one would you mean?

[BienvenuJDC]

What do you mean if I were...

If you were tool, which one would you mean?

Well then...what do you look like?

[Stargazer86]

A dark and golden eyed Bradbury martian :)

If you were a black hole in outer space, what would you contain?

[BienvenuJDC]

A tool...A Dremel...

A Backhole...everything

If you were a computer what would be on your wallpaper background?

[NikolaiI]

http://www.krishnakids.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Taraka.jpg

If you were a cow living in India, what would your name be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not knowing much about cows living in India...I'd have to say Norman

If you were a Cold War spy, what country was the last place where you made contact...and who was your contact?

[NikolaiI]

I'll never tell..

If you were a fool on the hill, would you know the song of the same name???

[Shurtugal]

no.

if you were a horse, would you let people ride you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, especially little children...so they would know that it is such a wonderful experience...

If you were a dragon, would you let people ride you?

[papayahed]

no.


If you were a pair of shoes what type would you be?

[Michael T]

Converse...cool, never out of fashion, sensible and reliable! :D


I you were watch what kind and make would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a pocket watch...with a gold chain

If you were a glass of milk, what flavor would be added to you?

[Ydfkdy]

i would add chocolate with hint of strawberry.

If you were a pie what kind would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shoo Fly...(molasses, corn syrup, brown sugar, crumb mixture, with a little sugar on top...:):D)
**chocolate with a hint of strawberry...hmm...never thought of that**

If you were a cloud what three shapes would you make as you drifted across the sky?

[LostPrincess13]

a butterfly, a puppy, and a DNA strand... :lol:

if you were a fictional place, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The Land of the Lost Things

If you were a lost thing, what would you be...who lost you...and who found you?

[LostPrincess13]

a key, a teacher, a prince... :lol:

If you were an element, what would you be?

[NikolaiI]

Earth, unless you meant Scientific element, in which case Iron.

If you were a trapeze artist, what would be your favourite act?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

EDIT: Bugger you got in before me! :lol:Do you mean a chemical element? I immediately started thinking through what I could remember of the charts :lol: I resume you mean the other kind, so fire.

The swinging kind??? I don't know all that much about trapeze

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The element of surprise
...SPLATTTT...
and Mutt...

If you were an animal, would you have fur, feathers, or scales...claws, paws, or flippers...lungs, gills, or both...finally, instinct, intelligence, or intuition?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Oh man, this is a mess! :lol:

[NikolaiI]

^
^
Can I just describe it? There was this dog which was medium sized, rather light, somehwat short but little bit shaggy hair, which was a mix of brown and blonde, in an amazing pattern, and she was sooo incredibly soft, and she seemed sweet-natured too, and I can only assume she was intelligent. I would want to be that breed.

^ fur, flippers, lungs and gills, and instinct, intelligence and intuition. I believe I am a dolphin. :)

...
Ah, sheesh of course dolphins don't have gills.

If you were a coat hanger, what stories would you tell? :D a bit corny I know

[LostPrincess13]

Earth, unless you meant Scientific element, in which case Iron.

If you were a trapeze artist, what would be your favourite act?

swinging form the trapeze over a fire surrounded pool of piranhas


Do you mean a chemical element? I immediately started thinking through what I could remember of the charts :lol: I resume you mean the other kind, so fire.

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

a pomeranian!


The element of surprise

If you were an animal, would you have fur, feathers, or scales...claws, paws, or flippers...lungs, gills, or both...finally, instinct, intelligence, or intuition?

fur, paws, lungs and intelligence!

If you would have an alter ego, who would it be?

[LostPrincess13]

^
^
Can I just describe it? There was this dog which was medium sized, rather light, somehwat short but little bit shaggy hair, which was a mix of brown and blonde, in an amazing pattern, and she was sooo incredibly soft, and she seemed sweet-natured too, and I can only assume she was intelligent. I would want to be that breed.

^ all of the above>>?

If you were a coat hanger, what stories would you tell? :D a bit corny I know

Elvis! LOL!

[NikolaiI]

Elvis! LOL!

The story of Elvis, or the story Elvis?

[BienvenuJDC]

would have????
Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men?
The Shadow....the Shadow knows....ha ha ha ha ha :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If you were an under-aged barmaid in a tavern, what would you look like?

[LostPrincess13]

The story of Elvis, or the story Elvis?

Oh sorry, I misread that... The story of Elvis having an underground rock and roll utopia...;)

[NikolaiI]

If you would have an alter ego, who would it be?

Sunny.

If you were a number, what would you wear on Sundays?

[LostPrincess13]

would have????
Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men?
The Shadow....the Shadow knows....ha ha ha ha ha :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

If you were an under-aged barmaid in a tavern, what would you look like?

Touche! LOL!:lol: I'd look like me of course...:)

If you were a month, what month would that be?

[NikolaiI]

If you were an under-aged barmaid in a tavern, what would you look like?

A slightly older one.


Touche! LOL!:lol: I'd look like me of course...:)

If you were a month, what month would that be?

April.

[LostPrincess13]

Sunny.

If you were a number, what would you wear on Sundays?

A toga!

If you were an alien, what human body part would you eat first?

[NikolaiI]

A toga!

If you were an alien, what human body part would you eat first?

None, I would be a vegetarian. :D

If you were Garuda, where would you go?

[LostPrincess13]

Egypt! :D

If you were a snake, what item of clothing would you be made into?

[PoeticPassions]

gloves

If you were a sea captain what would your name be and what would your game be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Captain Obadiah Jangles searching the Black Waters for the Giant Screeching Eels

If you were to come back in another life (whether you believe that the possibility is fact or fiction), what would be your preferred body/life to come back as...and what do you think that you would actually come back as...?

[PoeticPassions]

I would like to be human, again (perhaps male). I think I might, instead, come back as a crow. :)

If you were given the chance to be any comic book superhero, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be Iron Man (because Tony Stark is just like anyone else...aside from the suit...and magnetic heart contraption...)

If you were a character in a fairy tale/folk lore/legend, who would you be?

[Nightshade]

Baba Jaga..:brows:
If you were an inanimate object what would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

a painting... or a book. ah, not too sure.

If you were a greek god, which one would you be?

[Nightshade]

Artemis, athena was a twit for all that she was the god of wisdom of oh Hermes, wasnt he something to do with peace?

If you were a food item what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a creme filled chocolate roll (Swiss Roll for those who know what that is)
Plain brown (but good) on the outside, and sweet on the inside

If you were a piece of furniture in a historic building, what would you be, where would you be from, and what stories would you have to tell?

[jekan blazer]

oh Hermes, wasnt he something to do with peace?



no hermes was the messenger of the gods. here is a link about him...about Hermes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hermes)

If you were a piece of furniture in a historic building, what would you be, where would you be from, and what stories would you have to tell?


i would be the president's dining table in the white house... i would be from the UK, and i would have a lot of constructive (and not so constructive) criticism to share about the presidents and their past.


if you were a computer, what brand would you be? what color? would you be self aware? if yes what would you do?

[NikolaiI]

I would be self-aware, yes. I would control the internet. :D

If you were an entity who lived in the internet, with significant power, what would you do?

[Sarasvati21]

If I lived in the internet, and I had a significant power, I would find a way to break out of the internet to become an entity in the tangible world. (The internet seems a terrible place to be trapped in.)

If you were a bird, what kind would you be?

[Silas Thorne]

An eagle or hawk


If you were a minstrel, what song would you sing?

[NikolaiI]

"The Minstrel in the Gallery"

IF you were a professor what would you teach?

[PoeticPassions]

any international relations subject... perhaps World Politics or something like that...

If you were trapped on an island with one litnetter, who would you choose to be trapped with?

[BienvenuJDC]

The one who had boat building skills and sea experience

If you were trapped on an island what three resources would you want to have if escape were not an option?

[jekan blazer]

unlimited internet access, the game Left 4 Dead, and unlimited amounts of food...



if you were a food, what would you be?

[LadyW]

A peach.

If you were arrested for something, what would it be?

[jekan blazer]

keeping an arctic fox without a license


same question...

[mmaria]

I'm already arrested on the planet Earth, and I don't know the reason why.

If you were a musician what music would you perform?

[PoeticPassions]

jazz, for sure


If you were an instrument, what instrument would you be, and which song would you play first?

[BienvenuJDC]

The bagpipes...'cause I'm full of hot air!
When Irish Eyes are Smiling (yeah...pun intended)

If you were a particular material (steel, stone, brick, etc) in an architectural structure, what would it be, and what kind of structure would you be made into?

[Amundsen]

stone in Charles Bridge in Prague

If you were a key what could you open?

[BienvenuJDC]

A small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study...

If you were a small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study, what would you contain?

[Amundsen]

If I was a small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within a small study I would contain smaller chest.

I you were a smaller chest hidden in small chest hidden behind the wall in the cove within small study, what would you contain?

[motherhubbard]

I would contain a lock of hair, a silver chain, a dried posy, and a mysterious message on old and faded paper.

If you were a mysterious message on old and faded paper, what would you say?

[BienvenuJDC]

A riddle or sorts, a mention of another treasure, a map made of words, guiding the reader through the estate down to a secret passage behind a secret door...

If you were the contents of the box, whose lock of hair would you be, what kind of chain, what color posy, and how would the secret passage be hidden?

[BienvenuJDC]

The lock of hair of a lost child, the chain to a pocket watch worn by a mentor, a pale lavender posy, a secret passage hidden by shadow and obscurity...

If you were that passage, where would you lead?

[PoeticPassions]

to an endless, hidden garden where myths come to life...

If you were an eagle, where would you fly?

[BienvenuJDC]

To a hidden garden, where I could speak poetry

If you were a myth, what would you tell?

[PoeticPassions]

that love is a nightingale and that when its voice sounds, all the world becomes peaceful... and all men love one another.

If you were a god, what one thing would you change about the world?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would remove the power of those who oppress

If you were a goddess, what would be the focus of your beauty? or
If you were a god, what would be the focus of your power?

[PoeticPassions]

hm, not sure if I understand the question correctly, but I would say that the focus would be on inner beauty and compassion... thus shining outward beauty and bringing it to others...

If you were Satan (Milton's Satan to be exact) what would you have done differently? (you have already been cast from Heaven and into Hell)

[BienvenuJDC]

Not being exactly familiar with Milton's Satan...I'd take my punishment in solidarity, and not take anyone else with me...

Would you give me company?

:blush: You'd think that the creator of a game would know his own rules...

[PoeticPassions]

Well since I am of the "devil's party" (as Blake would say, because I am a "poet" or attempt to be) yes, I sure would provide you with company.

But you didn't follow the rules of the game, Bien. ;)

If you were an aquatic animal, what animal would you be?

[Silas Thorne]

A killer whale

If you were a road, where would you go?

[BienvenuJDC]

A Platypus
http://richarddawkins.net/images/2008/platypus.jpg

As a road...I'd lead to my house...(please come visit)

If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

Goofy. (or more modern day... Wall-E)

If you were a ship, where would you sail?

[Michael T]

A beautiful, deserted tropical island.


If you were a cat, where would you choose to curl up and sleep?

[Silas Thorne]

On a nice car that had just been running minutes earlier.

If you were Godzilla, whose house would you like to trample?

[PoeticPassions]

hmm it's a tie between Paris Hilton's house and Dr. Phil's (but in the end, I suppose it wouldn't be that great to trample anyone's house... I would sooner use my might to make one of them give one of their many houses to the poor, or something along those lines. Maybe make a free hospital out of it that they would fund) :)

If you were a superhero what would be your one signature power?

[BienvenuJDC]

The power to see the good in people...


Maybe make a free hospital out of it that they would fund)
"Hold, Monsieur the director of the hospital, I will tell you something. There is evidently a mistake here. There are thirty-six of you, in five or six small rooms. There are three of us here, and we have room for sixty. There is some mistake, I tell you; you have my house, and I have yours. Give me back my house; you are at home here."here (http://www.online-literature.com/victor_hugo/les_miserables/2/)

If you were a character in Les Miserables, who would you be?

[The Comedian]

The power to heal.

If you were an evil villain, which Litneter would you want as your henchman?

[BienvenuJDC]

Silas Thorne (like the dart thrower in Daredevil)

Same question as above (in my previous post)...

[Silas Thorne]

sadly I haven't read that for a long time. can't remember characters

If you were a Lord of the Rings character, would you put on the ring?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd commit not to...but probably do it before the ring was destroyed (the best of intentions)

If you were me, what would you ask next?

[PoeticPassions]

I'll answer the Les Mis. question: I would be Gavroche.

If I were you, I would ask: If you were another litnetter for a day, who would you be? (and I kill two birds with one stone, with that one!) :D

[BienvenuJDC]

I would either be Poetic or Chava...I wouldn't have enough time to spend in your corner of the world though...(and I don't have any idea what it's be like having a female body!) :eek: :eek2:

If you were me for the rest of the day, how would you spend the rest of the day?

[LadyW]

I'd sit with a cold lemon drink... or a cup of tea if it's just not that warm, and listen to music, music that I wouldn't normally listen to - try something new.

If you were a place, where would that be?

[jekan blazer]

MANCHESTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!


if you were a movie what would you be?

[LadyW]

Are you sure Jekan? We've just had one case of Swine Flu nearby.

:)

I would be...Amelie.
I'd probably say something else on a different day. But I watched it yesterday and I'd forgotten how good it was.

If you were a song, what would you be?

[jekan blazer]

yes im sure....


land of confusion by disturbed. if you get the chance, listen to it...


if you were a island what would you be...

[Stargazer86]

I like Disturbed :) Land of Confusion is a good song (I think its a cover though)

Something lush and green and beautiful. Maui's the only island I've ever been to. Gorgeous but too many tourists.


If you were a politician, what would be your first major change?

[jekan blazer]

the war in iraq... i would call it off



same question

[Stargazer86]

Either Pull back on the war or socializing health care. Or instate a better means to feed and clothe the underprivlaged and have better foster care for children in bad homes.

If you were a bird, what kind would you be?

[jekan blazer]

harpie eagle


if you were a type of weather, what would you be?

[LadyW]

Oh it would have to be sunshine... sunny, warm, with a slight breeze.
(Not that I think I'm like the sunshine; it's just I love the sunshine and it really should be here more often.)

If you were a flower, what would you be?

[Stargazer86]

A Lily (stargazer) because that's my daughter's name :) any color but pink though..I hate pink

If you were a guitar, who would own you and what would you inspire them to play?

[mmaria]

Johnny Depp, and I would inspire him to turn me into myself again, and... the rest is not for publication.

If you were a novel, which one would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

Anna Karenina

If you were a well known author/writer, who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Victor Hugo...Duh!

If you were an actor/actress (of the opposite gender), who would you be?

[zanna]

George Clooney, because he's about as opposite me as they come!

If you were a bug in a rug, what kind would you be?

(I'm sorry if that's a duplicate question; I just found this thread. It looks like great fun! :D)

[BienvenuJDC]

A Walking Stick

If you were a specialized weapon cherished by a noble knight in the service of the king, what would you be?

[Stargazer86]

A mace. Cause well..look at those things!! Viciously awesome *recalls that scene in Braveheart where he storms the room of the Scottish noble in the middle of the night*

If you were a character from the Wizard of Oz, who would you be, and would you help Dorothy or sabatoge her?

[*Classic*Charm*]

I would probably be Dorothy herself...a little oblivious,with an animal at her side, and helpless without her friends. So yes, I'd say I'd support myself. :D

If you were a decoration on a Christmas tree, what would you look like and what would your background be?

[The Comedian]

I would be an angel and my background would be some Douglas Fir needles.

If you were a Athene, what non-Greek hero would you guide and give comfort to?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would look like a string of red wooden beads and I would have a background in the field of accounting...

As Athene I would guide Dorothy to Oz...

If you were a wizard in another realm in another time, what would you name be and how would you dress?

[kingoflombards]

I would be named Galzraa and wear a funny hat.

If you were a superhero's costume, what would you be thinking?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would only be a costume for a female superhero...and I can't tell you what I'd be thinking here on LitNet...

If you were a rug, what would be swept under you?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Cat hair

If you were an alarm clock, what time would you go off?

[BienvenuJDC]

I wouldn't (I hate alarm clocks even though I use one...or because I use one)

If you were a horse with a special mythological feature, what would it be?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Carry myself in a balanced frame no matter what my rider does (Not mythological, but I still dream of it)

If you were a horse, what would you most wish your rider would understand?

[kingoflombards]

The hair of a snake... considering horses are covered in hair, that would be BA.


If you were me, what would you do?
(I'd run!)

[BienvenuJDC]

That I want the bit out of my mouth...
I'd run too...

If you were a horse in battle 1,000 years ago, what would you be thinking?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Oh $hit.

If you were a buried time capsule, who would have buried you and what would you contain?

[kingoflombards]

NEIGH!!!!

If you were a game what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a brass canister with the most prized possessions of a lost civilization.

If you were a Hawaiian would you hula?

[skib]

Probably. I'd guess that's pretty normal for a Hawaiian.

If you were a clock, would you be atomic?

[kingoflombards]

I already am.

If you were joy where would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Since that is my wife's name...then I would still be in bed (maybe), but not for long...

If you were a flawless piece of wood found in the meadow by the wooded area near the toy makers cottage, what kind of wood would you be and into what would the toy maker form you?

[PoeticPassions]

oak... and a toy ship.. one that could float on water

If you were Santa Clause what else would you do other than give out presents on Christmas?

[BienvenuJDC]

Fix little things that were neglected around each house...

If you were set to marry (in an arranged marriage in an era that you had no choice) to someone that you didn't love, would you still have a love affair with the one that you did love?

[PoeticPassions]

yes. Love knows no bounds...

If you were Romeo/Juliet would you really have killed yourself?

[kingoflombards]

Heck no. taking your own life is terrible, no matter what happens. Besides, it was a fluke when they did it and they had to finish themselves off. That's terrible.

If you were Hagrid, would you club people in the head?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I felt the need was useful

If you were a princess in a tower needing to be rescued, would you refuse a rescuer waiting for your true prince (whether he was a prince or not)?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Yes.

If were an ipod, would you be on shuffle or not?

[BienvenuJDC]

Not...at the end of a song...there is a certain expectation to roll into another certain song...

If you were a martian, would you wonder if there was life on earth?

[kingoflombards]

No, I would know.


If you were a disease, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be a disease that required sunlight to cure...so that I could make LitNetters go out and get some sunlight.

If you were a dragon guarding a treasure and you required a riddle to be answered in order for someone to "see" the treasure, what would that riddle be?

[NikolaiI]

We are very little creatures
all of us have different features
One of us in glass is set
one of us you'll find in jet.
Another you may see in tin
and a fourth is boxed within.
If the fifth you should pursue
it can never fly from you.
What are we?

If you were a knight who had come to that cave, what would you say?

[kingoflombards]

Vowels


if you were the dragon, would youu eat me, or are you an a low fat diet?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I were the dragon...and since you answered well, I would honor my position.

If you were the treasure, what would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

a cure for all illnesses and diseases of the world, in the form of a beautiful flower.

If you were the knight and you answered the riddle right and you got the treasure, what would you do with it then?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would disperse it to all free of charge.

If you were a mother with a deathly ill child, what would you offer the knight after receiving the free gift?

[kingoflombards]

A warm meal and all I could. After all of the knightly things the knight has done, a meal would be nice.


If you were the knight, would you think the gift adequate or feel swindled?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would expect nothing but a thank you...but I would accept the meal (it would be my obligation to)

If you were the knight's page, what would you think of the knight?

[a_little_wisp]

I would wish to be just like him, and be eager to start off on my own adventures!!

If you were that same stouthearted knight, where would you seek your lady fair?

[BienvenuJDC]

I most certainly would...

If you were a peasant girl in the kingdom, would you find yourself worthy of such a knight?

[a_little_wisp]

I suspect I'd have to PROVE my worth, somehow...

If you were a peasant girl trying to prove herself to the kingdom's most noble knight, how would you go about doing so?

[BienvenuJDC]

With love and devotion...and with the words, "As you wish!"

If you were a 'farm girl', would you take a 'commoner' into the fire swamps to protect him from the Princess Humperdink?

[kingoflombards]

Yes, I believe all people, especially children, should stay away from anyone with the name Humperdink.(:lol:)


If you where Humperdink's mother, what where you thinking?

[BienvenuJDC]

"What did I do?"

If you were a Disney Mouseketeer, what would your name be?

[kingoflombards]

Goofy the Slayer.

If you were a lampshade, where would your favorite place be?

[BienvenuJDC]

On your head

If you were Britney Spears biggest fan, what would you say on your Youtube video?

[kingoflombards]

"I'm going to Hell, aren't I"

If you were a cloud, who would you see the most?

[*Classic*Charm*]

The sun :)

If you were a cat, where would you curl up to go to sleep?

[BienvenuJDC]

Probably Niamh considering where she lives...
EDIT: On top of the WARM air filter of a car...


If you lived in a castle 1,000 years ago, how would you stay warm in the long winters?

[kingoflombards]

FIRE!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! :ladysman::ladysman::santasmil:mad::rage::nod::wav e::redface::confused::bday_2::smash::D:crash::thum bs_up:bawling::idea::p:sick::blush::):brow::cool:: rolleyes::banana::banana::banana::eek::as-sleep::cold::argue::eek2::angel::brickwall:):blush ::sick::p:alien::(:yawnb::lol:;):idea::bawling::th umbs_up:D:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::crash ::crash::crash::crash:


(I like fire)




If you were the sky, would you be flying or floating?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be suspended by cords...don't ask from what...

If you were a smiley, which smiley would you be?

[kingoflombards]

this one
:smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:: smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::s mash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::sm ash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::sma sh::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smas h::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash ::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash: :smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash::smash:: smash::smash::smash:



If you were a creature what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I am a creature...

If you were a evil villain, who would you be (name) and who would be your nemesis?

[kingoflombards]

I am a villain and my nemesis is Larry.

If you were a spider, what kind of webs would you weave?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd weave a cashmere web

If you were a talking dog, what would you say?

[Stargazer86]

good human! good boy! Pick up that s**t

If you were cheap romance novel, who would be posing alongside Fabio on your cover?

[BienvenuJDC]

You...;) (but tastefully)

If you were a children's movie, what would you be about (be original)?

[Stargazer86]

Ack..I dunno how original I can be. It seems everything's been done already and my brain is quite muddled at the moment.
Definately something with some kind of morality lesson and academic if possible. Lots of great music, but not any of that new trendy crap (do I sound old?) Something fun that kids can laugh and dance to with beautiful, detailed animation. I'm thinking like old school Disney movies. I hate thier newer ones for the most part although the Pixar stuff is pretty good. But as far as plot line etc goes, I'll have to think about that and get back to you on it. And if I do think of something good, perhaps I'll just write a children's book :)

If you were a drink (alcoholic or not..doesn't matter), what would be your main ingredient and where would you be served?

[IJustMadeThatUp]

Tequila!!!! In a bar far, far away from where I am now.

If you were to be reborn and could pick your mother (besides your own) who would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

My daughter...just for revenge

If you were Hitler's mother, what would you have done differently?

[Stargazer86]

Invested in a better art teacher

If you were an underwear model (or something..else..of a non modest nature), how would you let your mother find out what you did for a living?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would just hope that she didn't...it was bad enough telling her that I was "walking steel"

If you were a Peanut Butter sandwich, what would you be made with...?

**art teacher?** :)

[Stargazer86]

Hitlar loved drawing and art but failed his test to get into art school. Maybe if he'd made it in....who knows?

If I were a peanut butter sandwhich I would be made with peanut butter and cherry butter (a kind of jam thats made with butter..delicioso!)

If you were a 5 year old and had no supervision in a house to yourself, what would you do first?

[BienvenuJDC]

**thanks...I didn't know that about Hitler**
***Cherry butter sounds good***
I'll leave the house...be back in 30 minutes, and I'll be able to tell you...
(but I'd say just watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl

If you were a fire, what would you consume?

[kingoflombards]

What would I not consume would be a better question.:lol:


If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?(For example, I would be a Ferrari with tank treads)

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a 1967 Stingray...

If you were the most romantic person in the world, what would you do for that special someone?

[kingoflombards]

Smile.


If you were a mythical monster, what would you be?(specifically)

[BienvenuJDC]

**I'm only child-like...*
I would make breakfast with all the fixin's, give a foot massage with a scrub, followed by a moisturizing cream...followed by a wax dip for the hands and feet...then a back massage. give 2 hours of peace and quiet...while I clean up everything in the house (keeping after the kids)...

If you were a book, describe what you would look like (physical appearance not content) ...what would your pages would look like, would you be hard cover or paperback, bookmark or none?

[kingoflombards]

Thick, tattered leather cover, BIG pages, golden lettering in a languge only I could read, finished up with marvelous illustrations.


If you were a mythical creature, which one would you most describe yourself as?

[BienvenuJDC]

Griffith (a lion/eagle)

If you were Smeagol (the Gollum on the Lord of the Rings), how would you break the curse that the ring had on you?

[kingoflombards]

I would get a nice haircut, some clothes, and a steak to replace the fish I used to eat. then I would join the Peace Corp. of Isangard.


If you were a duck, would your quack echo? (or Narcissus?:lol:)

[jekan blazer]

yess.....


if you were a fox what would you do?

[kingoflombards]

Be foxy.


If you were a badger, what would you do?(Don't say 'badger people':lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

First I would start out by finding a nice family who would love a badger. I would ask them if they had enough room for a badger to live with them. I would be polite and keep myself clean. I would never be cross with the children, but I would teach them respect and etiquette. Then I would request that (if I may) invite a nice lady badger to come and stay...but only after we courted for an appropriate amount of time and were properly married. We may even have a few little badgers of our own.

If you were a writer (which many of you are), what character would like to write about?

[kingoflombards]

An antagonist. Stories can't exist without them.



If you were a villain, what would your plans be?

[LostPrincess13]

World domination! *evil laugh*

If you were a spy, what would your spy suit be?

[Silas Thorne]

I'd be dressed as Paddington Bear, and lurk around train stations in a large overcoat. No one would spot me through my camouflage.

If you were a precious jewel, what kind would you be?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Would a pearl count? I would be a pearl.

If you were a robbers stolen goods, what would you be and from where would you have been stolen?

[LostPrincess13]

I'd be a hunny pot from Pooh Bear's house. :lol:

If you were a heffalump, what color and shape would you be?:D

[Silas Thorne]

I'd be a gelationous cube heffalump

If you were a pet rabbit, would you escape from your hutch, or wait for food to be given to you?

[LostPrincess13]

There's nothing wrong with being pampered.:D

If you were royalty, what would be your first royal decree?

[BienvenuJDC]

:yawnb:"Hear ye! Hear ye!:yawnb:
The Right Honorable Sir Bienvenu now decrees that any and all arguing now shall stop. If there be disagreement within the kingdom, then it will be agreed that we will disagree. ALL when get their opportunity to make their opinion known without another telling them that they are wrong.:D

If you were a peasant in a kingdom where you were told what you were allowed to believe, what would you do?

[zanna]

Leave! :lol:

Unfortunately, that may not be a laughing matter for some . . . =/

If you were the frame to a beautiful painting, what kind of frame would you want to be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Such that would not be too beautiful that would take away from the painting and not too plain that would distract from the painting...

If you were a LitNet forum, which category would you be in?

[zanna]

"Random," or "Miscellaneous" :lol: (And if there isn't one of those categories already, I'm sure we'd have to create one, so I could "fit into" it.)

If you were a pillow, what would you be like? How would you look and feel?