If you were a...

[a_little_wisp]

Digitus IV. The Ring Finger.

If you were a book, would you be hardback or paperback?

[The Comedian]

I'd be a paperback: cheap, fragile, and temporary. That's me.

If you were a storage container, of what substance would you be constructed?

[Maryd.]

Sugar...

If you were an oven, what meal would you be cooking?

[Ebonon]

Cookies!

If you were one of the ancient scriptures, what would you be?

[papayahed]

The Popol Vuh


If you were a piece of furniture which would you be?

[Maryd.]

A computer chair...

If you were a book, which one would you be?

[Ebonon]

Bojumil Hrabal's : The village where time stops.


If you were a planet which one would you prefer to be?

[Maryd.]

Mary Mars thanks...:lol::lol:

If you were a pair of shoes, which famous writer would wear you?

[snape]

DC Green

if you were a piece of paper who would write on you?

[The Comedian]

Probably a student in an introductory composition class.

If you were an emoticon, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The dancing banana. Love to dance.

If you were a key on your computer keyboard, which key would you be?

[The Comedian]

ShIfT -- because it needs a mate to function.

If you were a snake, would you be a constrictor or a pit viper?

[Maryd.]

Hey if one is going to be a snake, may as well be poisonous... A pit viper.

If you were a helicopter, who would fly you?

[kingoflombards]

Whoever had the keys!


If you were an allergy, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

A peanut.

If you were a movie - television station/chanel, what movie would you show?

[The Comedian]

I'd show Off the Map -- the best movie no one ever talks about.

If you were a page in your favorite book, would you be pristine or dog-eared and underlined?

[Ebonon]

Pristine and Underlined :P

If you were one of the characters of Odeysee...which one would you like to be?

[The Comedian]

I'd be Odysseus, tied to the mast, ears un-clogged with wax so that he can hear the deathly beautiful songs of the sirens.

If you were a disgusting bodily function, which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

A burp probably... I am in bad habit of bringing unresolved issues up until they are truly settled in my mind.

If you were a bad joke, what would you be?

[The Comedian]

I'd be the one that everyone thinks is funny, but no one wants to use in polite company.

If you were a dollar amount, how much would you be?

[papayahed]

$2.50


If you were a chemical element which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Carbon because there is whole field devoted to the study of its compounds. :D

If you were a punctuation mark, which one would you be?

[Ebonon]

A Semicolon.

If you were a novel, which one you would be?

[Maryd.]

Great Expectations by Dickens.

If you were a band, which one would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Velvet Underground.

If you were a office equipment, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

Staple Remover

If you were a breakfast what would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Freshly baked bread with cheese, olives, sliced tomatoes and cucumbers drizzled with olive oil... and tea!

If you were an action movie, which one would you be?

[Ebonon]

Fught Club.

If you were an instrument, which one you would like to be?

[*Classic*Charm*]

A french horn

If you were a film character, who would you be?

[Scheherazade]

ET or Louis Lane.

If you were a beverage, what would you be?

[The Comedian]

A lukewarm can of Pabst Blue Ribbon (cheap American beer).

If you were a river, would you be fast and shallow or slow and deep?

[Maryd.]

Slow and deep.

If you were a coin, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

Centennial Quarter


If you were a grammatical error which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Agh! comma.

If you were a oven what would be your best cooked meal?

[The Comedian]

A beef stew (I like to bake them in a Dutch oven. . . . far better than on the stove top).

If you were an infectious disease, which LitNetter would you stricken?

[Scheherazade]

Everyone... I simply cannot pick one (hate to think that I would leave out anyone) :p

If you were a survey, what would you be on?

[Maryd.]

"Why is friendship so important?"

If you were a dream, what type of dream would you be?

[soundofmusic]

An erotic dream at a circus.

If you were a virus, what kind would you be?

[Maryd.]

The flu... Because I love winter.

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

[kingoflombards]

Whatever I wanted.


Same

[The Comedian]

1. That both my children out live me. (the selfish wish)
2. That my wife has the most fulfilling life she can imagine
3. That both my children lead lives of adventure & contentment, security & thrill, prosperity & need.

If you were a word banned from use on Litnet, what word would you be?

[Maryd.]

Devastated.

If you were a member of the oppisite gender, which famous person would you be?

[Stargazer86]

Comedian- Nothing selfish in the slightest about any of those wishes. That is so sweet and thoughtful how you put your family first :)

I would be Johnny Depp because he has, for the most part, managed to keep his personal life personal and has one of the most amazing modern day movie careers out there.

If you were a fictional childhood icon (ie Santa, Easter Bunny, tooth Fairy etc) which would you be?

[Maryd.]

(Hi Star)

I would probably be Santa, as I love to see the looks on my children (and others) faces, when they meet a Santa for the first time.

If you were a thread in the forum games of Litnet, which one would you be?

[loki456]

i would be the 'what were you thinking' thread.... mantra to my life.

if you were a coin, whose famous hands would you NOT want to be fondled by?

[Scheherazade]

Scrooge's. Probably I would never leave them again.

If you were a natural disaster, what would you be?

[loki456]

earthquake baby, I would rock your world!! (too much? ok maybe just a little)

if you were a fish, what type would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Clownfish.

If you were a cheesy line, what would you be?

[loki456]

earthquake baby, I would rock your world!!

if you were a pop culture game, what would it be?

[Scheherazade]

Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon). Only it would be known as "Six degrees of Scheherazade".

If you were Spice Girl, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Cinnamon? Basil? I dunno!:p


If you were a stalker, who on Lit net would you stalk?(Well, that's not a creepy and/or weird question!:lol:)

[Maryd.]

Loki456... He lives in Australia and I can't afford the Airfare anywhere else. But if I could it would be Haunted.

If you were an angel and was asked to look after any living person, who would you chose?

[loki456]

loki456... that poor fella is about to get stalked


if you were a child again, what memory would you like to re-live

[Maryd.]

A memory with a special friend that is no longer with me.

If you were given a second chance at life, what would you do second time around?

[loki456]

nothing, i'm afraid if i change one thing, i'll be somewhere different and where i am at the moment is beyond a dream.

same question

[Maryd.]

Yes, I would have never upset my long lost friend. That's my only regret. Otherwise the rest is okay... Love having my special children.

If you were a seat, which famous person would you like to sit on you?

[loki456]

depends on the seat if i was a toilet seat (no one - ok actually, jessica alba could sit on me if i was a toilet seat.... wow, disturbing... i think i'll go read the bible now HAHAHA)
in fact, Jessica alba could sit on me, no matter what seat i was.

if you were a pair of shoes, who would you hope bought you

[Maryd.]

Jim Carey... I would have no end of fun.

If you were a boat, who would sail you?

[loki456]

dorris day, so that i could spring a leak and drown her

if you had to run a marathon, which country would you like to run it in?

[Maryd.]

France, France... I would do anything for France. One of these days...

If you were sports car, who would drive you?

[loki456]

definitely Bond... James Bond

if you were a fine drink, which would you be

[Maryd.]

Brown brothers - Dolcetto and Syrath, sweet red wine.

If you were a fairytale, which would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Little Red Riding Hood (for all the sexual symbolism).

If you were a planet, which would you be (side note: I wish that Pluto was still a planet. I miss Pluto).

[Maryd.]

I would be mars... "Mary-Mars, yeah!"

If you were a item of transport, which would you be? (ie car, bus, truck, etc...)

[papayahed]

slow boat to china


If you were a household appliance which would you be?

[Maryd.]

A washing machine, it's hidden away in the laundry/washhouse, but it still manages to make a lot of noise and move about like a frenzied condutor.

If you were a website, which would you be? (Silly question - ha?)

[kingoflombards]

Mystery Google.
http://www.mysterygoogle.com/


Same. Tis a good question!

[loki456]

i would be http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/ rocks my medical world

indeed i like this question to... same

[The Comedian]

I'd be Litnet, of course.

If you were a worm, would be an earth worm or a parasite?

[loki456]

parasite, would make my job easier

if you were a toilet seat, what kind of toilet seat would you be

[Maryd.]

Oh, well if I had to be, I would be one of those new colourful kinds.

If you were a religion, which one would you be?

[Pensive]

Satanism, if it can be referred to as one.

If you could be a car which one would you be?

[loki456]

custom 1967 mustang

if you were a vacuum cleaner which one would you be

[Maryd.]

One that works... Hoover I suppose.

If you were a ball, which famous sports person would kick you?

[papayahed]

pele


If you were a video game which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Tetris.

If you were a Christmas tree decoration, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

I would be one of the flashing lights on the tree. But not just anyone, it would have to be a hot red shining bulb.

If you were a tree, what type would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Maple. Goooo Canada!

If you were a watership down bunny, would you be in the Owsla?

[The Comedian]

Probably not -- I'm too chicken. "Let those other long ears do the fighting" I'd say. I'd just want to silflay when the coast was clear of eli.

If you were an arthropod, which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

A lobster.

If you were junk food, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

French fries.

If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

<~~~~~~


If you were a soda what flavor would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

Whatever the hell it is they put in Sprite.

If you where a polyphonetic word, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be the simplest one to say while half asleep.

If you were the favorite tool of the favorite blacksmith of King Arthur, what would you be...
...and what would your prized non-warfare creation be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Ok...my favorite tool would be the bellows that feed the fire, which makes it possible for all of my creations.

Now...second part...

What would be the greatest NON-warfare creation of this blacksmith?

[The Comedian]

Horseshoes. . .

If you were punctuation mark, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

?

If you were that horseshoe, what would the horse's name be that you were shod on...and what would be his main purpose?

[JuniperWoolf]

Pedigree, and he'd have a bright future in the dog food business.

If you were a dinosaur, how did you and your friends REALLY die off?

[BienvenuJDC]

We aren't dead...we're just hiding...

If you were a large rot iron gate around a grand estate, who would you be keeping out?

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd be keeping the inhabitants in (segregation of the rich, you don't want snobbery to spread to the general public).

If you were the peel of some fruit (sans the fruit) where would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Kiwi

If you were an object sitting on the pinnacle of a mountain overlooking a region, what would you be...and what would you be overseeing?

[BienvenuJDC]

A lighthouse looking over all the ships in a harbor...

If you were an elf at the north pole, what assembly line would you prefer to work on?

[Maryd.]

Making trains... Have always loved toy trains.

If you were a movie star, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Bruce Willis (looks good even with no hair)

If you were a train car, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Oh, the first, I get to run the roost.

If you were a ship, what would your name be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The SS Sputnik

If you were an explorer, what era would you like to explore?

[The Comedian]

How about 2025? Explorers go into the unseen and known world, right?

If you were a blade of grass, what would you say to the encroaching mower?

[Haunted]

If your blade can see my blade, then you're too close. Back off!!

If you were a mannequin, what would you say to the window shoppers?

[BienvenuJDC]

STOP STARING!!!

If you were Santa Claus, would I be on your nice or naughty list?

[Haunted]

probably naughty

If you were a Christmas gift, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A book called 'Just Like That!'

If you were a coin, which one would you be?

[Haunted]

the US $2 coin

If you were an elevator, would you stop on the 13th floor?

[snape]

Of course... Don't believe in bad luck.

If you were a spider, which typ would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A bird eating spider (see maryd's profile)

If you were maryd would you have a pet spider?

[Maryd.]

Um, um, I am maryd... So no, I wouldn't... But I have... Um this answer defeats the question. I'm so confused. Thanks Bien, you just managed to confuse me. Yet again.:confused:

If you were me, would you keep a pet bird eating spider because you son wanted one?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...(but if I were you...that would make me female, thus my usual logical self would not be, so I do not know what I would do)

If you were a toy on the island of the misfit toys, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A Betty Boop doll, made with barbie's lower body and Betty's upper body, a face made out of clay, but in the formation of Grumpy from the seven dwarfs.

If you were a submarine, where would your first destination be?

[Haunted]

ohh I'd like to be on the bottom of the Atlantic where the Titanic is found. Yeah, I'm THAT transparent.

If you were Mona Lisa, what would you say to Leonardo?

[Maryd.]

That's it!!!

If you were Leonardo, what would you say to Mona Lisa?

[Haunted]

hold that million dollar smile baby

If you were Leonardo's wife, what would you say to Mona?

[Maryd.]

Hands off smiley.

If you were a Rose, which one and/or colour would you be?

[Haunted]

tea rose, blush, with a laced red edge

if you were a holiday card, what would you say inside?

[BienvenuJDC]

Merry Christmas! Here's your diamond...just apply heat and pressure...

If you were a child on Santa's naughty list, what did you do to get there?

[Maryd.]

I stole the 'cookie from the cookie jar'

If you were Santa Claus, would you give that naughty child a gift?

[Haunted]

why not

If you were that naughty child, would you be nice for the next Christmas?

[BienvenuJDC]

hmmm....I'm not sure, let me ask her (Haunted?)

If you were a sunken ship, what would the captain's name have been that went down with you?

[Haunted]

Captain Jethro :p

If you were a basketball, would you stay forever in that orange color?

[Maryd.]

No, I would chose red.

If you were dog, what would you bark at?

[Haunted]

the wrong tree

If you were a fire hydrant, would you be pissed at the dogs?

[Maryd.]

Yes. Very much so.

If you were a horse, who would ride you?

[The Comedian]

If you were an artificial sweetener, what would you fake-i-ly sweeten?

[JuniperWoolf]

Hmm... I'll say Coke.

If you were a hat, what style and in what condition would you be?

[Scheherazade]

http://blog.syracuse.com/axeman/2007/07/medium_duncecap.jpg

I would be pretty worn out, I expect...

If you were a letter of the alphabet, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

"Q"...because you will never see me without "U"...

If you were a cloud, what shape would you be in...and what would you then change to?

[Maryd.]

"Q"...because you will never see me without "U"...

Oiieewwww, so cute.




If you were a cloud, what shape would you be in...and what would you then change to?

I would be the shape of my avatar and change into the shape of a bird eating spider.;)

[BienvenuJDC]

Oiieewwww, so cute.





I would be the shape of my avatar and change into the shape of a bird eating spider.;)

And.....If you were...what?

[Haunted]

If you were an avatar, would you come out into the real world?

[Maryd.]

Yes and I would bark at everyone.

If you were a room in your home, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Bathroom. I'd take care of all of those spiders...

If you were a kitchen appliance, what would you be?

[chaneybean]

Kitchen aid- I'm pretty strong

If you were camping gear what would you be?

[Maryd.]

The tent, I am into sheltering.

If you were a computer keyboard, which key/button would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I were a keyboard, then I would be ALL of them...

If you were a Christmas tree ornament, what would you look like?

[Heathcliff]

Little musical note or Horn figurine.

If you were an eating utensil, what would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Fork (I don't know why, I just like them).

If you were an ancient greek goddess or god which would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Athena. First one that came into my head.

If you were a fly, where would you go to stay warm?

[JuniperWoolf]

Athena. First one that came into my head.

Hah, and she came OUT OF a head! :eek:


If you were a fly, where would you go to stay warm?

Californ-norn-ia (it's super cool to the homeless).

If you were a smiley, which would you be?

[Heathcliff]

:rolleyes:

If you were a spider in a jar, who would you bite once you escape?

[Maryd.]

The first person/thing I saw.

If you were Boat, where would your first destination be?

[Heathcliff]

St. Lucia.

If you were a catapillar, would you want to be a butterfly?

[Maryd.]

Yes so I a can fly away.

If you were a train, where would you be bound?

[Heathcliff]

Most dangerous station in town, so I'm closer to school. Eep.

If you were a door, would you open?

[Maryd.]

A publisher... Hahahaha

If you were an advertisement, what would you be advertising?

[Heathcliff]

Something harmful to the public's health.

If you were a chocolate, what would you be filled with?

[Maryd.]

Caramel... Yum.

If you were an Artist, who would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Andrew Lloyd Webber - if musicians count.

If you were an orchestral instrument, what you you be?

[Maryd.]

Trumpet.

I meant, if you were an artist (painter) who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Leonardo da Vinci

If you were Leo, what would you design, paint, create next?

[Maryd.]

Kittens

If you were a factory, what would you make?

[BienvenuJDC]

Kittens

If you were a factory, what would you make?

I would design the perfect widget, and make it affordable to all people.

If you were a widget, what would you be useful for?

[Heathcliff]

Automatic, protected computer back-ups that happen automatically and even without having to be turned on.

If you were cheese, what type would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Feta.

If you were a day of the week, which one would you be?

[Nyu001]

Sunday. I was born a Sunday.

If you were a Cartoon character, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Betty boop. I am as small as she is anyway.

Same question?

[papayahed]

The Tick


If you were a college which would you be?

[Heathcliff]

CATC Uni.

If you were a vet, would you still like animals?

[The Comedian]

Yeah.

If you were a super villain, what super hero would you extinguish first?

[Maryd.]

Batman, he is so fake.

If you were Batman, what superhero would you exstinguish first?

[The Comedian]

Give me a couple Kryptonite pebbles and a good sling shot, and it'd be "good night" Super man! Pow!

Which super hero's costume would you be most likely to wear in real life?

[Maryd.]

Wonder Woman... "All the worlds waiting for you."

If you were a ball, which sport would you be in?

[Haunted]

In many sports — tennis, soccer, ping pong, pool — the players hit the balls AWAY from them. But in American football, big men with huge shoulders protect their ball with their dear life :D. And I like the idea of someone there to catch me, so football. Besides, I'll have a different shape and I'll stand out among other balls. :banana:

if you were a cookie, would you hide in a jar or offer yourself up?

[Maryd.]

Offer myself up... Because cookies were meant to be eaten, not hidden.

If you were a royal, which one would you be? (Queen, prince etc.)

[Nikhar]

As long as the stomach's good and the bathroom's clean, maybe I'll offer myself up. :p

What about you?

[Heathcliff]

Prince. Ignoring the male part.

If you were a skywriter, and could write anything for the world to see, what would it be?

[Maryd.]

Love:ladysman::ladysman::ladysman::ladysman::ladys man:

If you were an emoticon, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

:goof:

If you were a mesage bank on a telephone, what would your message be?

[The Comedian]

"Say your piece after the buzzer."

If you were a magic eraser, what English word would you permanently delete from the lexicon forever and ever?

[Heathcliff]

But.

What is one word you can't stand to begin a sentence with?

[BienvenuJDC]

But.

If you were a children's television program, who would the children's favorite character be?

[Heathcliff]

The red power ranger, whover he may be.

If you keyboard, what key would probably be the faulty one?

[Maryd.]

The ?

If you were wind, where would you blow?

[The Comedian]

off the sea and over the mountains

If you were a kids' book, what animal would you anthropomorphize?

[Scheherazade]

Torn between the two:

http://100scopenotes.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/veryhungrycov.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516WW9KWHXL._SL500_AA240_.jpg


If you were a common spelling mistake, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

"ie" i before e, except after c... I hate this rule.

If you were a dog, who would you bark at?

[Scheherazade]

"ie" i before e, except after c... I hate this rule.This is not a spelling mistake, though.
If you were a dog, who would you bark at?People who lack sense of humour.

Again, if you were a common spelling mistake, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

seperate


If you were a website which would you be?

[The Comedian]

http://www.canoekayak.com/gear/canoes/

If you were the re-incarnation of a famous monster, what monster would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The giant blob.

If you were a word, what type? (Nonun, verb, etc.)

[BienvenuJDC]

Adjective

If you were a symbolic relic, what would you be........and what would you represent?

[papayahed]

I would be the monkey nazca line:

http://peru-facts.co.uk/Images/nazca-monkey.jpg

I would represent a monkey.


If you were a candle what scent would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Lavender.

If you were toilet spray, what scent would you be?

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Burnt orange

If you were a Lemon Piper, what color would your tambourine be?

[Heathcliff]

Green.

If you were an electric guitar, what colour would you be?

[Gilliatt Gurgle]

Oops you beat me to the candle Heathcliff, so response is to yours.

[Maryd.]

Red, red and red.

I you were me, would you continue to play all these games?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes...you have so much fun

If you were a superhero, what would your greatest strength be...and your weakness?

[Scheherazade]

Curing stupidity. As for weakness... Guess I could be disarmed by an exceptional sense of humour and wit.

If you were a type of coffee, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Espresso... Nothing, like the tough stuff. I may sound like a little lamb... (Hence the Mary!) But I certainly can be strong.

If you were a type of tea, which one would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

Probably green tea, because it's the type of tea I drink the most.

If you were a microorganism, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

One of those little thingys inside algae.

If you were pizza, what flavour would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

I would be ... pepperoni.

If you were a chemical, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

I'm partial to Tungsten.


If you were a character from any movie which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Donna Sheridan in the movie Mama Mia (Meryl Streep)

If you were a sport, which one would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

Handball, of course!

If you were an ant, what food would you carry?

[Maryd.]

Bread.

If you were a gift for a dear friend, what would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

I would be a good book.

If you were an operating system (Windows, Mac, Linux), which one would you be?

[Haunted]

Mac. I won't be crashing on people. That's just rude.

If you were a computer program, what would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

Hmm... I would be MS Paint, it's amazing if you know how to properly use it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk2sPl_Z7ZU:eek:)

If you were a type of music, which type would you be?

[Maryd.]

Anything from the 80's, it was boppy, it was happy and it was alive.

If you wer a painting by a famous artist, which painting would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Probably "The Kiss" by Klimt.

http://www.leninimports.com/gustav_klimt_the_kiss_2_large.jpg

If you were a household chore, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A washing machine... Because it never ending.

If you were a city, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

Pompey.

If you were an infectious disease, which would it be?

[Heathcliff]

Elephant infection. I think that is what it is known as. A bug of some sort infects you and the parasite eats away at you.

If you were a children's toy, what would you be?

[Dr Jekyll]

I would probably be LEGO bricks:lol:

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Mars.

If you were a pilot, where would your first destination be?

[Haunted]

Antigua

If you were a seed, what would you grow into?

[Maryd.]

A red rose.

If you were a ghost, would you haunt your enemies?

[Haunted]

oh no, don't ever want to see them again.

same question

[Maryd.]

Well, I wouldn't waist my time, really I would have more fun things to do.

If you were a hero, who would you save?

[BienvenuJDC]

Curing stupidity. As for weakness... Guess I could be disarmed by an exceptional sense of humour and wit.

If you were a type of coffee, what would you be?

LOL.......unfortunately there just is no cure for stupidity. You can inform the ignorant, teach the dumb, but you can't fix stupid....

If I were a hero, I would save the next person who yelled help....(take a number people....I can only be in one place at a time)


If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?

[Scheherazade]

LOL.......unfortunately there just is no cure for stupidity. Which is why I would need superpowers to cure it! :p
If you needed help, what kind of help would you need?I need the kind of help that would be of some kind of use... People are often willing to offer help but not necessarily with what you need or want.

If you were a hot drink, what would you be and why?

[Heathcliff]

Hot chocolate. Yum.

If you were an insect, which on would you be?

[AimusSage]

I don't think a scorpion is an insect, so I'll go with one day fly!

If you were a homeless person, what would you do to beg for money?

[Heathcliff]

Write a story about it and send it to some important people. I'd rather be a busker.

If you were a cat, would you always land on your feet?

[AimusSage]

No, I'd be too clumsy and probably die if I tried anything dangerous, so as a proper cat I'd just sleep all day and get my owner to do my bidding... :D

If you were a guy (are you? :S) what would you say to a drunk girl that is super annoying?

[Heathcliff]

I'm not a guy, I'd probably say, 'look something shiny just went into that room'. Then I'd lock her in there so she leaves me alone.

If you were a guy (are you?) would you ever wear pink?

[AimusSage]

I am a guy, and on rare occassion do wear pink, I don't see the big fuzz about it though, why wouldn't I? I have a great tie that fits perfectly with my pink shirt. :D

If you are a girl( which I have now determined you are :D) how do you respond to drunk people harassing you?

(also why heathcliff, it's confusing :goof:)

[Heathcliff]

Never been harassed by drunk people before. I would run to my mum. If they are only a little tipsy just tell them someone is looking for them and send them on their way. If they are out of their minds I'd just sit in absolute silence. They'll got bored. I'd be holding a baseball bat in case.

You mean why did I choose to be Heathcliff? He sums me up completely. Only I don't dig up dead bodies or keep people hostage. Only difference is that he's a guy.

If you were a girl, which you're not, what would you do if someone was drunk?

[AimusSage]

I dunno, probably tell them off and go back to my friends, I hate drunk people.

If you were a poem, what would be your message?

[Heathcliff]

Just wait. Easy.

So, why did you choose AimusSage?

If you were a novelty car number plate, what would you say?

[skib]

Move.

If you were a blanket, where would you be made?

[AimusSage]

MARS!

(Aimussage is derived from A message from outerspac, which in turn is derived from spaceduster, which was a former profession of mine back in the days before I became king of mars, the universe and the glorious nation of the turnip)

If you were a space traveller, what would be your favourite destination?

[skib]

Well, since met a blanket made on Mars, I'll go there and get a blanket for myself.

If you were a worm, what continent would you be on?

[Heathcliff]

Australia. I don't think they'd let a worm through customs so I'll have to stay here.

If you were a fish, what waters would you live in?

[skib]

Not the deep kind. A fishbowl, perhaps.

If you were a meteor, would you make it through the atmosphere to the ground?

[Heathcliff]

I think I'll crumble into a gas and hopefully patch-up the ozone layer.

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

[AimusSage]

MARS! it's just the best place in the universe, what can I say! :D

If you were a piece of paper, what would you be called?

[Heathcliff]

Looseleaf.

If you were a room, which one would you be?

[AimusSage]

The bathroom, where things get messy. :lol:

If you were a doorstop, what would you look like?

[Heathcliff]

I'd be a faded, red, wooden wedge. And there would be a blue ball-shaped grip at the top, also wooden.

If you were a window, what the view be?

[Haunted]

the ocean

If you were a glove, would you be plotting your getaway?

[papayahed]

I'd definitely be talking with the sock...


If you were a hotel room where would you be?

[Maryd.]

Anywhere in France.

If you were a clock, what time would you first be, set at? (I don't know what's more disturbing my silly "If you were" or my grammar.)

[Heathcliff]

7:28am. I think that is close to the time I was born.

If you a shoe, would you be the left or the right?

[papayahed]

Left!

If you were an old time actor who would you be?

[Haunted]

James Dean. Lived fast, died young. Perfecto.

If you were a celebrity, what would you be famous for?

[BienvenuJDC]

My witty one liners...

If you were a famous cloak and dagger character, what would your famous one liner be?

[Heathcliff]

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a ****" I think that was from gone with the wind.

If you were the floor, what you be made from?
(Carpet, tiles, etc.)

[papayahed]

hardwood.

If you were an arena which would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Colosseum, Italy. I aim high.

If you were an Olympic sporting event, which would you be?

[Haunted]

ski jump

If you were a holiday, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

New Year's Eve.

If you were a little crystal ornament, what would you be?

[papayahed]

snowflake


If you were a fish which lake would you be swimming in?

[Bajerox]

Lake Taupo

If you were a fruit which fruit would you be?
(I would be a cherry ;))

[Scheherazade]

Watermelon.

If you were a movie, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Jumping Jack Flash

If you were an actor, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be BienvenuJDC...(just because one doesn't get paid to...doesn't mean they are not an actor)

If you were a character from a book, which book...which character?

[Maryd.]

Pip, from great expectations.

Same question?

[BienvenuJDC]

M. Myriel (or maybe Jean Valjean himself) from Les Miserables

If you were a building, what kind of building would you be?

[Maryd.]

An uncollapsable (if that is a word?) one.

If you were a racing track, in which country would you be in?

[BienvenuJDC]

No other than the US of A...

If you were light fixture, what kind, what era, and what would you be lighting?