If you were a...

[Maryd.]

I would be a little light globe... Nothing fancy and I would be in the most important room of the house the lavatory, in my home.

If you were a plant, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be an oak tree holding a wooden swing from a really high branch. I would be near an old farmhouse in the 1850s in mid-western America. There would be many children that would love climbing me, even a few couples that would even use the swing in times of courting. I would never let any branch down to harm the house, but be the item of memory for any who ever lived there.

If you were another item at that house, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

I would be the laundry/wash house, as I love the smell of clean clothes

Same question?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be the smoke house...

If you were a character in the movie/book Pollyanna, who would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Aunt Polly.

If you were a banned book, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The book '101 PC-game Cheat Codes' is banned from our school library, does that count?

If you were a children's story, who would be the main character?

[BienvenuJDC]

'What was I scared of' by Dr. Suess

If you were a boat, what kind of boat would you be...and where would you be docked?

[Heathcliff]

I'd be a luxury cruise and I'd be in St. Lucia.

If you were a number, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

6.9 (just missing the target of perfection)

If you were a wizard, what would your favorite spell be?

[Heathcliff]

Mind control.

If you were a teacher, would you be a tough marker?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be fair...

If you were homeless, what would the one possession be that you would never lose?

[Haunted]

a photo album

If you were a computer screen, what would the screensaver be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A pretty goth girl

If you were a piece of jewelry, what would it be......and who would be wearing you?

[Haunted]

marcasite cross, leather chain, worn by a pretty goth girl

If you were a tatoo, what would you look like?

[BienvenuJDC]

The number '24601'

If you were an heiress, what would you be known for?

[Haunted]

having millions of dollars, and giving it all to charity

If you were a banknote of a new denomination, whose face will you adorn?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yours

If you were an actress (actor), what show would you star in?

[kingoflombards]

a Comedy.


If you were a rug, where would you be from?

[Heathcliff]

The Canary Islands.

If you were an archipelago, which group of islands would you be?

[TinCan]

Japan! Home of anime!

If you could end a tv series, which one would you end?

[The Comedian]

Grey's Anatomy -- my wife watches that stupid smut each Thursday.

If you were common hand tool, which would you be?

[TinCan]

Nail gun, it's handy

If you were a beverage, what would you be?

[papayahed]

Margarita, frozen, no salt


If you were a breakfast cereal who's cupboard would you be in?

[TinCan]

An adult who has the spirit of a child.

If you were a pigeon what would you live on?

[BienvenuJDC]

Cheese and crackers...

If you were a Pirate Ship, what would your Captain's name be?

[Heathcliff]

Captain Arthur Phillip.

If you were a type of boat, what type would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Cheese and crackers...

If you were a Pirate Ship, what would your Captain's name be?

I would be Captained by...
Adrian Paul Yossarian
abbrev... AP YOS
(in Greek that would be...Argos)



A Japanese Junk

If you were a fiction story, who would you be written by?

[Heathcliff]

Andy Griffiths.

If you were a landscape picture, what would the view be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Open Prairie...small farmhouse in the distance...

If you were a fire truck, what kind would you be?

[Heathcliff]

I'd be red and have a big ladder on top to save all the kitty-cats.

If you were a cat, what breed would you be?

[soundofmusic]

I'd be one of those great yellow Egyptian hunting cats with a beautiful stone collar.

If you were a ballon, where would you fly?

[Maryd.]

To the moon.

If you were a ball, what kind would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Squeezy stress ball.

If you were a dinosaur, which one would you be?

[Satan]

The extinct one.

If you were a fashion model, would you be anorexic?

[Maryd.]

No, I have trouble being anorexic at the best of times.:lol: Let alone stay that way forever.

If you were an truck, what would your load be?

[Satan]

Anything but Mexicans. ;)

If you were a man, would you date your best friend?

[Maryd.]

If I liked my best friend more than a friend, then yes. Otherwise, no.

If you were home, what type would you be?

[Satan]

A castle.

You?

[Maryd.]

I would love a castle... To go with my monarch... Hahaha.

If you were plant, what type would you be?

[Satan]

Poppy. Well, not really. :D

If you were a shark, would you eat dolphins?

[Maryd.]

No, dear, sharks in Aus have a liking for humans, so humans - it is!

If you were a boat, wher would you sail to?

[Satan]

Somalia. To join those pirates.

If you were Carl Sagan, would you cure your obsession with dandelions?

[Maryd.]

I don't know, dandelions are cute.

If you were me, would you spend less time on litnet or more?

[papayahed]

Probably more.


If you were a cookbook which cuisine would you specialize in?

[TinCan]

Caribbean

If you were a language, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

OOh French..

If you were a book, which one would you be?

[TinCan]

Common Sense by Thomas Paine, perhaps if I were the book I'd have some of what it talks about. :P

If you were a Shakespearean character, who would you be?

[Maryd.]

Macbeth.

Same question?

[Satan]

Iago

You?

[TinCan]

Miranda

If you were a drug, which would you be?

[Satan]

LSD

You?

[TinCan]

MDMA :P

If you were a house cat, what would your name be?

[Satan]

Kafka

If you had to invade a country, which one would it be?

[TinCan]

Italy, demanding Tiramasu for dessert every day!

you?

[Satan]

France. They give up easily. :D Kidding!

If you were an actor, would you be Jack Nicholson?

[TinCan]

no, I'm a girl!!!


If you were Brad Pitt, would you shave the beard?

[Satan]

If you asked me to.

If you were Angelina Jolie, would you please ...please stop adopting kids?

[TinCan]

Yes I would, both ask you to shave and stop adopting kids.

If you were a "circus freak" what would you be?

[Satan]

Your imagination goes places. Umm... an awe-inspiring giant.

You?

[TinCan]

Contortionist ;D


If you were a superhero, what would change you into a villain?

[Satan]

Costume ;)

If you were the premier of a state, what would your first action be?

[TinCan]

Move to legalize weed :P Family Guy Episode becomes a reality.

If you were a shape shifter, what would be your favorite form?

[Satan]

Move to Kalifornia. Governator needs you. :P That giant phallic spaceship from Austin Powers' movie.

If you were Brutus, would you stab Caesar?

[TinCan]

hey, he had a warning. When someone says beware the ides of march, you stay at home and cuddle with your wife!

If you were Spongebob character, who would you be?

[Satan]

Squidward :P

You?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would never be a Spongebob character...

If you were a vampire, who was the one who turned you...and what years was it?

[TinCan]

Marius, 2007, needed someone to help him adapt to our time, and now I will always look like this. :P

you?

[BienvenuJDC]

Haunted...and it was three hundred years ago.

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?

[The Comedian]

a bloodhound

If you were a total idiot, what you your favorite book be?

[BienvenuJDC]

uh...my favorite book is Les Miserables...what's your point?

If you (or since you) were a great scholar, what would your favorite comic strip be?

[The Comedian]

uh...my favorite book is Les Miserables...what's your point?

:lol: That, Bein, was a hilarious response.

Comic strip: Calvin & Hobbs

If you were a bad case of myopia, how strong a prescription would you need to see clearly?

[BienvenuJDC]

Myopia....youropia...I'm not sure the difference, but when I mess things up, I mess them up right...

http://thebullspen.com/images/ThickGlasses.jpg

If you were another physical ailment, what would it be?

[papayahed]

The Clap.


If you were in insect which would you be?

[The Comedian]

Do arachnids count? If so, then I'd be a wood tick. I'm kind of in the mood to be a villain. . .

If you were spice on your spice rack, which flavor enhancer would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Allspice...just to cover everything...

If you were a fresh ingredient, what would you be, and what would you be added to?

[papayahed]

pepper and I'd be added to salsa

If you were a painting what kind of house would you be hanging in?

[Heathcliff]

Children's room, suburban house.

If you were a type of wallpaper, what would the pattern be?

[TinCan]

Flowery '60s wallpaper, psychedelic. :p

[BienvenuJDC]

If you were a cold war spy, what would you code name be?

[papayahed]

snoopy


If you were an old building which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Currituck Lighthouse

If you were a lighthouse keeper, what would your greatest fear be?

[Veho]

Humans.

If you were a country, what continent would you choose to be in?

[BienvenuJDC]

North America

If you were a tunnel, where would you lead?

[Veho]

Erm, the Land of No Going Back.

If you were a book, what genre would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Historical Fiction

If you were a ship, what would be cooking in your galley?

[Veho]

Yorkshire pudding and gravy.

If you were a character from a film, who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Tony Stark

If you were a child in a fourth grade classroom, which stereotypical role would you fill?

[Veho]

Erm, fourth graders are 9/10 (I had to look that up) right? Are there any quiet 9/10 years olds? If so, I'd be that one!

If you were a century, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The 19th century

If you were a 19th century mode of transportation, which would it be?

[Veho]

A barouche. Just to show off my wealth.

If you were a marine animal, what would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Seastar.

If you were paint, describe what type you are.

[papayahed]

I'd be one of those texturized paints that make the kitchen look like an Italian villa.


If you were a kitchen appliane which would you be?

[Maryd.]

A modern toaster. Because I pop up when I want to.

If you were me, would you take up a new course this year?

[kiz_paws]

I think that I would indeed.

If you were an ostrich with head underground, what would you see?

[Scheherazade]

The Bakerloo Line! :p

If you were a phobia, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Agoraphobia

If you were a weather condition, what would it be?

[Haunted]

late night thunderstorm

If you were an old letter found in the attic, how would it begin

[BienvenuJDC]

My dearest Annabelle,
As I write from these hills in France, I wish that you could be by my side, but not in the current circumstances. These waves of terror have wreaked havoc on the once gentle hillside. I dream of your voice which in my mind has drowned out the bursts and screams of hell. You are my angel, my deliverer, my hope that pulls me through these trenches...

If you were Annabelle, who did you receive the letter from...and how would you respond?

[Scheherazade]

My stalker... I would report him... Again.

If you were an ABBA song, which one would you be and why?

[papayahed]

Dancing Queen because I am.:lol::lol:


If you were a subject taught in school which would you be?

[kiz_paws]

Definitely Physics!

Hail Einstein! ;)

If you were a public enemy number one, who'd ya be?

[papayahed]

It's cliche but I have to go with Dillinger.

If you were a cigarette butt being thrown out of a car window on what street would you land?

[kiz_paws]

Why Bourbon, of course! (there's rarely room for cars there, but oh well!) ;)

If you were a sundae, what type (flavour) would you be?

[Shalot]

Hot Fudge

If you were a rock band, what would you be called?

[BienvenuJDC]

Medieval Nights

If you were a child actor/actress, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

Oh, probably Will Wheaten.

If you were $5 word, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Lincoln

If you were a creek, where is your source...and where to you lead to?

[The Comedian]

source: Mountain snow-melt
terminus: a fetid, polluted salt marsh (this is pretty much where all beautiful waters run).

If you were fence, what would you keep out?

[BienvenuJDC]

Anyone who can't climb fences...

If you were tree, what kind of critters would live in you?

[Satan]

Owls

If you were a bottle of wine, which vineyard would you be from?

[BienvenuJDC]

Prawns :lol:

If you were a bottle of wine, which vineyard would you be from?

A Blackberry vineyard....otherwise, I have no idea...

Prawns? I didn't know that they could climb trees...

If you were a prawn, what would be your favorite sauce to be dipped in?

[Satan]

That was for The Comedian. Keeping the prawns out of fence, as in District 9.

Umm... garlic?

If you were a handgun, what type would you be?

[Veho]

Revolver.

If you were a game of Cludeo, who would be the murderer, in what room and with what weapon?

[Maryd.]

I would be the murderer as everyone thinks I am sweet, that I shall never be a suspect. It would definitely have to be in the kitchen as one would be hungry after the workout and it's closer to an item I would probably use... Um a spoon, plastic cup... No, no, I'm being silly I would use something a little more dangerous than that... A ladle. Hahahaha

If you were an oven, what would you bake?

[BienvenuJDC]

Cheesecake...Oreo cheesecake...

If you were cheesecake favor, what would it be?

[hoope]

strawberry cheesecake !

If you were a book .. what would it be named ?

[BienvenuJDC]

BienvenuJDC...(duh, what else)

If you were a portrait, what kind of paints/pencils/etc would have been used to create you?

[Maryd.]

Red pencils, red crayons and red paint... On red paper... Get the picture... I love red.

If you were my reflection, what would you look like?

[Lacra]

Ok, let's try... I would have brown long hair and hazel eyes and I will be slim now and I would be a cheerfull person.

If you were a bird which one would you like to be? ( what kind of bird? )

[BienvenuJDC]

A Dodo bird...
http://www.pocketpcaddict.com/forums/media/48075/dodo_bird.jpg

If you were a Sesame Street character, who would you be?

[papayahed]

Grover

If you were a chemical plant what would you produce?

[Heathcliff]

KFC. You'd be surprised at the chemical affect it has on me.

If you were a type of fast-food, which type would you be?

[Shalot]

A Happy Meal

If you were the toy in a Happy Meal, what would you be?

[papayahed]

some type of star wars toy (originals of course)

If you were a month which would you be?

[Maryd.]

January... Because it is the start of the year... I like to start from the beginning.

If you were a verb, which one would you be?

[Scheherazade]

To be, to be, to be tooooooooo... (to be sung to the melody of "Strangers in the Night").

If you were a supermarket aisle, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

The one with the candy.


If you were a litnetter (not yourself) who would you be???

[Lacra]

Logos...

If you were a computer what kind of interface you will run on it?

[Heathcliff]

Interface... Hmmm... Ahh... Does that mean like Microsoft and Windows and stuff? Yea, I'll be those to.

If you were a smell, what would you be?

[papayahed]

Citrus Fruit


If you were a houseplant which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Venus flytrap.

If you were a portrait of a royal, which royal would you be?

[Lacra]

Cleopatra

If you were a butterfly which color would you be painted?

[Maryd.]

Red and red.

If you were a tree, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A dogwood

If you were a cartoon character, which one would you be?

[Haunted]

Mickey Mouse

If you were a fish, what would you do to prevent from getting caught?

[kiz_paws]

I'd learn how to swear in Fish ... ;)

If you were a textile, describe yourself ...

[Shalot]

glimmering gossamer strands of many colors woven together to form an intricate whole

If you were a famous painting, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

The Persistence of Memory - Salvador Dali

If you were a famous dead artist, which on would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Leonardo DaVinci

If you were nerd, what would you name be?

[Heathcliff]

Eugenus. Not a nerdy name as far as I'm concerned, I quite like it.

If you were a form of public transport, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Locomotive

If you were an appliance, what would it be?

[Heathcliff]

Hair straightener.

What colour wig would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Bright red...nothing showy though...LOL

If you were a pig, what would your name be?

[Heathcliff]

Ugly.

If you were an adorable fluffy dog, what would your name be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Ugly

If you were a fly on the wall, what did you hear last?

[Heathcliff]

The last time she cried.

If you were tears, who would you have come from?

[BienvenuJDC]

The chef cutting the onions...

If you were an onion, what recipe would you be going into?

[Heathcliff]

Fried on a BBQ, put into a hotdog.

If you were a movie, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

It's a Wonderful Life

If you were an actress/actor, who would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Antonio Banderas. Can't think of an actress.
Love that movie.

If you were a song from a movie, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Ironman

If you were a villain, which one would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Ned Kelly, if you think he's a villian.

If you were a Greek legend, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Jason...and the Argonauts

(who is Ned Kelly?)

If you were a beverage what would it be?

[Heathcliff]

He was an Australian bushranger. He killed people, but he was more of a Robin Hood. They hung him.

Non-alcoholic lemon-lime bitters. Yuk.

If you were a type of fruit?

[BienvenuJDC]

Kiwi

If you were a marine animal?

[Heathcliff]

Sea horse. I don't like horsies...

If you were a horse, colour?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be the horse of a different color (as in the Wizard of Oz)

If you were Dorothy, would you have taken the Scarecrow with you?

[Heathcliff]

Nope, TinMan. I like him better.

If you were one of the trees throwing apples in that movie, and you had no apples, what would you throw?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm nice...I wouldn't throw anything..

If you were the Tin Man, would you be so stinkin' emotional all the time?

[Heathcliff]

Of course. He is very sensitive.

If you were one of the characters, which one?

[BienvenuJDC]

Dorothy's uncle

If you were Glinda, what would you have done differently?

[Heathcliff]

Turned the evil witches good somehow.

If you were the evil witch, why in the world did you chose poppies?
I can imagine why.

[BienvenuJDC]

Poppies are the rad thing in Oz...

If you were the Scarecrow, would you go head over heels for the Patchwork Girl of Oz?

[Heathcliff]

May as well. I do think he is too light headed.

I think the poppies were like the opiate poppies heroin is made from. Made them sleepy. That is year 8 health for you.

If you were a teacher, what would you change the yr 8 health curriculum to?

[Maryd.]

Smack the naughty year 8's......... No, no, just kidding. I would put them all on detention, then smack them. Then make them to 100 sit-ups... Hahahahahahaha. No, seriously. I would suggest growing a school vegie garden and help them cook up a fabulous vegetarian meal. Then smack them all.......:lol::lol:

If you were a chef, what would be your fave meal to cook?

[loki456]

steak diane

if you were an interior designer, what colour would predominate?

[Maryd.]

Red, of course.

If you were a colour, which one would you be?

[loki456]

definitely red, have the hair to go with it.

if you were colour blind, what colour could you do without?

[Maryd.]

Blue.

If you were a football star, who would you be?

[loki456]

football as in league? definitely hazam al masri

if you were in the circus, what act would you perform?

[Maryd.]

That's easy... The clown.:banana::banana:

If you were a children's toy, what would you be?

[loki456]

oh of course i would be the ps3.

if you were a shower, how hot would your water be?

[Maryd.]

Burning hot.

If you were a beach, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The unknown beach down just a little further....

If you were a critter on that beach, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A starfish... Like Patrick Star in the Spongebob series.

If you were a shark, who would you eat?

[Haunted]

both you and Bien look mighty yummy to me..........

If you were a smaller fish, would you be jealous that the shark picked something / someone else to eat?

[loki456]

lifeguards in their skimpy budgie smugglers (think they can show me up)

if you were a cat, how would you catch that pesky mouse?


oops mine was for maryd's

[Maryd.]

lifeguards in their skimpy budgie smugglers (think they can show me up)

if you were a cat, how would you catch that pesky mouse?


oops mine was for maryd's

No probs.

I would probably love it to death.:brow:

If you were a rubbish bin for a famous politiician, what sort of rubbish, would you consist of?

[loki456]

lots of toilet paper, cleaning up after their verbal.....(insert expletive) and lies.

if you were a fly, whose wall would you like to land on?

[Lacra]

kitchen wall

If you were an action actor who would you want to be?

[Heathcliff]

The guy from Dirty Dancing. That is action, yea?

If you were a dance, which type would you be?

[Lacra]

Tango, of course ( I am old fashioned lady :P )

if you were a book, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

The Eight

If you were a commercial what would you be advertising?

[The Comedian]

Pabst Blue Ribbon

If you were on the cover of a magazine, which publication would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Popular Science

If you were a constellation, what would you be shaped as...and what would be your background story?

[papayahed]

I'd be Orion because it's the easiest one for me to pick out.


If you were a potato salad who's picnic would you be at?

[Shalot]

My families' picnic

If you were a playing card, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The instruction card....(typically discarded but very informative)

If you were a building material, what would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be the cement.


If you were a chess piece, which would you be?

[Heathcliff]

Bishop. I'd become a castle but they always seem to die so easily.

If you were a language, which?

[BienvenuJDC]

Russian

If you were an historic weapon, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A shield... I love to shield the people I love.

If you were a Tennis racket, who would own you?

[Lacra]

Ilie Nastase

If you were a house how many rooms would you have?

[Maryd.]

10... Because I have always wanted a big house.

If you were a truck, what goods would you be delivering?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be empty

If you were a hermit, who would you love?

[Maryd.]

Another hermit... hahahaha

If you were a pen, what would you write?

[alexar]

Broken things mended.

If you were a dog, who would you bark at?

[BienvenuJDC]

no one

If you were lost, how would you get found?

[Maryd.]

By my dog.

If you were a village, in what country would you be?

[alexar]

By dogs. I smell.

If you were on fire, would you blaze or smoulder?

[Maryd.]

Blaze...

If you were a germ, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

without a country....
Hopefully blaze...
probably the one that just got covered in germicide...

If you were five again, what would you do today?

[alexar]

Hey Mary, snap on the dogs. Maybe we both smell.

If I were 5 I would dig a hole to australia.

If you were outside alone and you knew no-one inside would you still go in?

[papayahed]

Is there candy inside?

If you were piece of money which denomination would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

a penny

If you were dead, would anyone mourn?

[papayahed]

They damn well better.


If you were a hot air balloon what area would you be flying over?

[Maryd.]

Paris, France... Yeah!

If you were a shopping trolley, what kind of foods would you consist over?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I knew what a shopping trolley was I would answer that...

If you were the most prized object in a soldier's knapsack, what would you be...and what war would you be in?

[Heathcliff]

Picture of my family.

If you were a photo frame, what type?

[Haunted]

a floating picture frame — one that holds a picture between 2 large pieces of glass

if you were an iPod Touch / iPhone, what would be your favorite app?

[Heathcliff]

Erm, that one with the red button that is says you can't push it, but then you do and it keeps on talking until it goes back around again.

You?

[Haunted]

Zippo lighter. Not matter what angle I hold my iPod Touch, the flame always points straight up. Also I can flip it on just by shaking it like a real lighter :P

if you were a flame, what would you illuminate

[Satan]

My ex's new boyfriend.

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Mars. Because I am a Martian.:out:

If you were a manager/boss, which company would you manage?

[Haunted]

Apple

If you were a window blind, what would you be blocking?

[BienvenuJDC]

A pretty young lady hiding herself away from the world

If you were a ghost in an old mansion, what would be keeping you from passing on?

[Haunted]

other ghosts that I loved

if you were a haunted house, what would you do to get rid of the ghosts?

[BienvenuJDC]

hmmm....who says that I would want to get rid of them?

If you were with me in another time and place, where and when would it be?

[Haunted]

16th century Romania

if you were a sleepwalker, where would you go

[BienvenuJDC]

Back to bed...

If you were a snow{person}, what articles would you be wearing...and what significance would they have??

[Haunted]

sunglasses........so no one can see me cry when I melt........:bawling:

if you were a smile, how long would that last?

[BienvenuJDC]

For as long as I had good friends nearby

If you were a tunnel, where would you lead?

[Lacra]

to the hereafter, hehehhehe...

If you were a castle where would you be located?

[Haunted]

nestled on a mountainside in Transylvannia

if you were a paintbrush, what would be on the canvas

[BienvenuJDC]

A smile...

If you were a football, who would have played with you last?

[Lacra]

"nestled on a mountainside in Transylvannia'

Did you visit before Transilvania? Why do you like this place? To be honest this place is the Paradise on earth.

[Lacra]

A smile...

If you were a football, who would have played with you last?

An energic boy...

If you were a mobile what would be your colour?

[Haunted]

"nestled on a mountainside in Transylvannia'

Did you visit before Transilvania? Why do you like this place? To be honest this place is the Paradise on earth.



I lived there...in my past life. I like it because it's dark

You should visit sometime....

[BienvenuJDC]

I lived there...in my past life. I like it because it's dark

You should visit sometime....

Do you like vampires too? Why doesn't the sun shine there?

[BienvenuJDC]

An energic boy...

If you were a mobile what would be your colour?

I would be olive green...but what's a 'mobile'?


If you were a vampire, who would you bite next?

[Lacra]

I would be olive green...but what's a 'mobile'?


If you were a vampire, who would you bite next?

I wanted to tell cell phone, sorry, confusion French - English, or maybe something else...

I would bite those who believe in vampires, hahahah

[Lacra]

I lived there...in my past life. I like it because it's dark

You should visit sometime....

My dear Haunted, Transilvania is part of my country and is really very beautiful and not dark at all ... maybe inside the castle you are referring to.

[BienvenuJDC]

My dear Haunted, Transilvania is part of my country and is really very beautiful and not dark at all ... maybe inside the castle you are referring to.

I really think that she is referring to the dark past, based on the tales of Dracula and the horror films of old...

If you were a stagecoach driver in Romania in the 16th century, who would you have along the way to protect your journeys?

[Scheherazade]

http://closedstacks.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/25mm-three-musketeers-icon.jpg


If you were one of the newly added smilies, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

:smilielol5:

If you were a fictional monster, what would you be...and what would your name be?

[Lacra]

I really think that she is referring to the dark past, based on the tales of Dracula and the horror films of old....

Yes, I noticed that... this legend of Dracula is based upon the historical figure Vlad Tepes, who intermittently ruled Romania in the mid 15th century. He was also called by the names Vlad III, Vlad Dracula and Vlad the Impaler. The word Tepes stands for "impaler" and was so coined because of Vlad’s propensity to punish victims by impaling them on stakes, then displaying them publicly to frighten his enemies and to warn would-be transgressors of his strict moral code. He is credited with killing between 40,000 to 100,000 people in this fashion.

[Lacra]

I would like to be Frankestein...

If you were a guardian angel whom would you look after?

[AimusSage]

My own stupid mortal coil, it always gets into trouble.

If you were a devil, who would you seduce to sin.

[papayahed]

My friend Danny.

If you were an alcoholic drink what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A Shirley Temple (yeah...I'm intense)

If you were a cat, what would you be doing RIGHT NOW.

[AimusSage]

Glenlivet XXV! best whisky in the world!

IF you were a fool, which king would you entertain?

[BienvenuJDC]

IF?
I'd say...maybe a queen...Queen Amidala.

If you were a monkey, what would you be doing RIGHT NOW?

[Lacra]

Throwing bananas

If you were a baby what would you do to annoy more your mom?

[Maryd.]

Tantrums, I would throw so many tantrums... And scream, and squeal... And just make a lot of noise.

If you were a giant what would you do to all the little people?

[loki456]

be a breast fed baby.

if you were 180kg, which roll would be your favorite to hide your twinky?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would build a city for all the little people and take care of them

If you were a stream, who would live in you?

[Heathcliff]

A paper boat.

If you were a dictionary, what word would you cut out?

[BienvenuJDC]

any and all "trendy" words

If you were a plot to a great novel, what would you be?

[Haunted]

There once lived a maiden in the Carpathian Mountains. She dwells in a castle but few knew of her humble origins. She was adopted from an orphanage in a small village at the foothills. She's studying to enter nunhood when she met a handsome gentleman. She was invited to his manor and when she couldn't make it back to the castle before nightfall, he insisted she stays the night. Little did he know the deep secret she hides. Her spiritual pursuits are redemptions for her dark soul: under the guise of a nun, she's a she vampire. What will happen that night at the manor will forever change the lives of two people and the course of history.

If you were a ream of paper, would you want this trashy novel printed on you?

[BienvenuJDC]

If I were a ream of paper, I would be wondering what happened next...

If you were the townspeople of the nearby town, would you rally a mob?