If you were a...

[lilimarlene]

I would be the gift of joy :hurray:

If you were given a chance to live another life,would you chose to live your present life again?

[tonywalt]

Yes.

If you grew up in the late 60's would you have leaned towards the woodstock crowd(not necessarily long hair and flowers) or Establishment folks?

[lilimarlene]

Neither, more like the jet set hippie chic crowd of*"Swinging" London.

If you were a toy, what toy would you be?

[tonywalt]

A rabbit (not That kind, I mean a stuffed bunny;)

If you were a dog, what breed would you be other than a mutt?

[lilimarlene]

(mmn, now what type of rabbit are we NOT talking about I wonder? :shocked: )

Golden Retriever

If you were a collectible, what kind would you be?

[tonywalt]

Aston Martin DB9 (I suppose that's a collectible)

If you were a type of weather what would you be besides Sunny?

[lilimarlene]

balmy,bright and breezy with an occasional thunderstorm.

If you had one wish, what would it be?

[tonywalt]

To win the pub quiz tonight.

If you had to give up one self indulgence outside of drinking and eating certain food - what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

buying things I don't need

if you were on your death bed, what do you think your biggest regret would be?

[Buh4Bee]

Nothing.

If you were stuck on an island, what would be the one thing you'd absolutely have to have?

[lilimarlene]

A boat

If you were a secret agent, what would your mission be?

[Buh4Bee]

impossible

If you were a flying kite, what would your view be?

[lilimarlene]

this one...http://www.chilloutpoint.com/images/2009/07/national-geographic-unique-moments/national-geographic-moments-25.jpg


If you were a country, what country would it be?

[Buh4Bee]

USA (sorry- patriot)

If you were a car, what model would you be?

[unicornhorn]

BMW

If you were a bird,were would you first fly to?

[Pensive]

My beloved's place! :D

If you were a book what would your title be?

[tonywalt]

"Life and other things I couldn't avoid"

If you were a magic carpet where would you go right now?(That does not include family activities)

[lilimarlene]

Tuscany

Same Q

[tonywalt]

South Tyrol(nice in the summer)

If you were in Tuscany where would you go in the evening?

[BienvenuJDC]

Somewhere to get some dinner

If you were a flying carpet, what design would you have on you?

[Buh4Bee]

ha! I'd probably be a white rug with black pock-a-dots.

If you were in Tuscany where would you go in the evening?

[lilimarlene]

(here's where I would go for dinner...http://www.osteriadipassignano.com/)

it would be hand woven of silk and represent the four seasons of the year

if you were a spice, which one whould you be and why?

[tonywalt]

Sporty spice (or Baby Spice) - hard to decide....

If you were a historical figure who would it be?

[lilimarlene]

( I see you more of a sporty spice myself!)

Catherine the Great

same Q?

[BienvenuJDC]

The man that Victor Hugo modeled Jean Valjean after

If you were Victor Hugo, what would your next book be about?

[tonywalt]

Soddisfatto il.

If you were David Foster Wallace what would your next book be about?

[aliengirl]

Interesting question. It would be about 'being alone inside'.

If you were Mark Twain, what would your next book be about?

[tonywalt]

The adventures of Jim as president of Liberia with Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer as chief advisors

If you were Sylvia Plath what would your next poem be about?

[BienvenuJDC]

Grubs

If you were a writer and your publicist was pressuring you about your deadline (and you haven't even started anything yet), what would you write about?

[tonywalt]

Deadline pressure.

If you were a type of weather what would it be?

[aliengirl]

Cloudy sky, a light breeze and some shower. That's perfect for me.

If you were a color which one would you be?

[lilimarlene]

melichrous

if you were a style of music what would you be?

[martunia99]

Folk
If you were a flower what type would you be?

[Buh4Bee]

iris

If you could pick your own nationality, what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

italian

if you were a favourite dsh, what would you be?

[tonywalt]

It's between Kebabs, Chicken Tikka Masala or Codfish and Ackee

If you were a historical figure who would it be?(asked before..)

[Motherof8]

Does this include being an animal? If so, I'd like to be a bird.

[lilimarlene]

mmmn.... an historical bird?

[tonywalt]

A bird..ok -I say you would be Foghorn Leghorn, a famous bird that weirdly and wonderfully pops to mind.

If you were a cartoon character who would it be?

[Buh4Bee]

Betty Boop

If you were a chronic liar, would you want to stop?

[lilimarlene]

(mmmn, I'm detecting a theme here.)
I'm not a chronic liar so I don't need to stop, but if I were a chronic liar I would probably give you the same answer.

same Q?

[Buh4Bee]

Yes sir, I would.

Would you admit that you are a man pretending to be a woman?

[lilimarlene]

(how bizarre....well we have gone from the chronic liar theme to gender confusion....I wonder what's next!:crazy:)
I have nothing to prove but I assure you I am very much a woman ( I just wish you could see me :smile5:)

if you were strangely attracted to a women you wish were a man, what would that mean I wonder?

[Buh4Bee]

It's an open question- nothing is directed at you, dear.
Lili, I love the suit, but you need to be smoking a cigar for me to really get into it.

If you were attracted to a man that you wished were a woman, what would that say?

[tonywalt]

It would mean I was gay and life would be soooo much less complicated-(I think:confused5:)

If you were a mafia hit person with total immunity from the law how many people would you off, injure, or just plain smack in the face?

[Buh4Bee]

Currently, I can think of 2 people- neither would be you, Tony. But I'm going to be lame and admit that I'm no fan of violence.

How many coins do you carry in your pocket or purse?

[tonywalt]

Alot, if I buy something with change it feels like I'm getting it for free.

(I would injure only one-but I might let him off if he begged).

If you completely financially set what hobby would you do the most?

[lilimarlene]

First class travel(yeah that's a hobby) buying art work, jewelry and antiques oh and real estate

Same Q

[BienvenuJDC]

Collect primitive weapons

If you were the proud owner of a time machine, where would you take me?

[lilimarlene]

I'd take you way back, like 50,000 years ago so you could get some primitive weapons for your collection
Same Q

[tonywalt]

1960's. I can go to Rome and you can go to London - but let's meet in Paris, or sumpin like that.

[lilimarlene]

Sounds like a plan, but I want to go to Rome too

If you were to have the one thing you want the most,what would that be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Love

If you were a magical book, what would you be able to do?

[tonywalt]

Actually publish it.

If you were to talk to yourself as a 15 year old what would you tell yourself?

[BienvenuJDC]

Don't ruin your body...get someone to help you lift.

If you were a beggar, what would you ask for?

[Shevek]

A free lunch.

If you were a pizza, what toppings would you have?

[BienvenuJDC]

Lots of meat

If you were a diner, what would you serve?

[lilimarlene]

It would be primarily vegetarian and specialise in international tapas

If you were a luxury item, what would you be?

[Shevek]

A private island (don't know if that counts as an 'item', but it's luxury)

If you were a photographer who could travel back in time, where/who/what/when would you take pictures of?

[tonywalt]

Probably the late 60's - tough question of hand.

If they made a movie about you would it be good - why?

[Buh4Bee]

Brilliant, b/c I'm so ordinary.

If you were a bowl, what would be in you?

[tonywalt]

Frosted Flakes. They're G rrrreat (so says Tony the Tiger).

If you were a song what would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

One without words...

If you were a flea, what kind of dog would you be on?

[lilimarlene]

Born to Fly-Lisa Shaw

same Q

[BienvenuJDC]

ok...I'll try this one again...maybe...
Mairzy Doats

If you were a member of a sailing crew, what would you job be?

[lilimarlene]

(Mairzy Doats???!!!)


the one doing the least amount of work

if you were a dog, what breed would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Mutt (and ethnically I am)

If you were on a yacht out in the sea, what would you be wearing?

[Buh4Bee]

a life jacket.

If you were a light bulb, what wattage would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I's be an oil lamp...(so nostalgic...but not very bright)

If you were a vehicle, what kind would you and from what era?

[Buh4Bee]

a classic red Jeep with black interior.

If you were a block construction, what kind of construction would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A school

If you were a secret, who'd be keeping you?

[Buh4Bee]

a locked diary

If you confessed, who would you tell?

[BienvenuJDC]

Only my closest and trusted friend.


If you were trusted, who would you be trusted by?

[Buh4Bee]

half my school.

If you were Pandora's box, what would come out of you when unlocked?

[CaptainHatteras]

Candies.

If you were a study room, what style would you emanate?

[tonywalt]

Alot of Oak and pipes.

If you were a technology what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

Telecommunications

If you were a style of architecture, what type would you be?

[Hawkman]

Definitely Gothic.

If you were in a loony bin what would your condition be?

[tonywalt]

Italianate style or sumpin like that.

If you were a muscial instrument what would you be?

[lilimarlene]

hawkman: Borderline personality disorder
tonywalt: violin because it conveys the full range of emotions

if you were a treat, what kind of treat would you be?

[tonywalt]

Pup-sicles! (Sam loves um).

If you were famous and well known - for what would talent would you like to be known?

[lilimarlene]

a musician/singer

same Q

[tonywalt]

Journalist. No wait, famous banker:p

Would you take a cross country trip?

[lilimarlene]

yes I have and would do it again(different country though)

if you were a colour, what colour would you be?

[tonywalt]

Caucasian. uum, yea definitely Caucasian.

If you were to commit a misc crime (outside of traffic violation) what would it likely be?

[lilimarlene]

smuggling

same Q?

[BienvenuJDC]

Streaking

If you were a vice, what would it be?

[Buh4Bee]

drinking

If you could be a type of laugh, what kind (belly laugh, giggle, snorting kind etc.)?

[BienvenuJDC]

A restrained chuckle

If you were a fantasy, what would you be?

[lilimarlene]

Let's just say it would involve latex and a blindfold.
Same Q

[tonywalt]

A bed, pillows, and a couple bottles of wine.

If you were a pill what side effect would it have?

[Astromaxis]

You'll have bouts of schizophrenia.

If you were a cat what would you do?

[aliengirl]

I'd curl up and sleep on a pile of washed laundry.

If you were a painting, what would you depict?

[Maximilianus]

A kin united against a common enemy http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/laie/Laie_4.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/laie/Laie_29.gif http://smiles.kolobok.us/artists/laie/Laie_34.gif


If you were a war, what would you fight against?

[aliengirl]

Against hypocrisy and sycophancy.

If you were a planet, which one you would be?

[Hawkman]

Mercury, because I'm hot! - lol.

If you were a fish, what kind would you be?

[Buh4Bee]

In a pan, b/s that's HOT!

If you were a pair of shoes, what style would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Work boots

If you were a SciFi character, what would your name be?

[Buh4Bee]

Star-ledger

If you could be a constellation, which would you pick?

[tonywalt]

Orion, cuz I've known it since i was a cub scout.

If you could be another nationality what would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Irish

If you could be another LitNetter, who would you be?

[tonywalt]

Admin

Which litnettter do you miss the most?

[Madhuri]

None. The ones I know are in touch someway or the other.

If you were a type of tea, which one would you choose to be?

[aliengirl]

Green tea.

If you were a perennial, which one would you be?

[tonywalt]

A blanket flower, cuz I suck at watering my plants!

If you were a cloud formation which one would it be?

[Madhuri]

A fairy.

If you were rain, where would you prefer to fall?

[jlcox]

Onto the top of mt. Everest (so I wouldn't have to climb)

If you were a weapon, which would you be?

[lilimarlene]

Heckler & Koch Mark 23

same question

[prendrelemick]

A club.


If you were a direction...

[Madhuri]

It would always lead to where my heart wants to go... :D

If you were Capt. Jack Sparrow's compass, which direction would you point to?

[aliengirl]

Towards my home, always. :)

If you were a character from The Jungle Book, which one would you be?

[Hawkman]

Oh, I'd have to be the big black cat. The tiger would have been good, but he gets bested, and that's not on!

If you were an egg what bird would have laid you?

[lilimarlene]

hummingbird

if you were to have any wish granted what would it be?

[tonywalt]

To be able to eat as many fries/(Eng)Chips as I wanted and never gain weight. Roasted potatos, and steak fries, and then mix up un with shoestring fries....aw man. (ok, i'll just have one...munch munch munch)

If you were given a key to a city which would it be?

[lilimarlene]

Rome

same question?

[tonywalt]

Stockholm

If you could be a internationalist journalist what continent would you cover?

[lilimarlene]

europe

If you were a magazine, which one would you be?

[tonywalt]

I like Vanity Fair(for This sorta stuff-best articles) -equally the Economist and also National Review.

Same question?

[lilimarlene]

I like Vanity Fair too.

If you were in a fire (at home) what object would you grab before you ran out (no living creatures)

[tonywalt]

My wallet.

Same question

[lilimarlene]

photos and jewelry

if you were given 10million dollars today, what would be the first thing you would do after you quit your job?

[tonywalt]

Start a new business.

If you had child what would the biggest change for you after he/she was born?

[lilimarlene]

lack of freedom

if you were a fly on the wall what would you want to see/hear?

[BienvenuJDC]

A pile of crap?

If you were a pile of crap?

[Buh4Bee]

HAhaHa! Potty Humor!

If you were a pile of crap?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd attract dung beetles

If you use your nose to smell and a skunk uses its nose to smell, then you smell like a skunk...

[Buh4Bee]

smelling a pile of crap???

[BienvenuJDC]

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

[BienvenuJDC]

Why not...my dog does it...

If you were a dog, how would you greet someone?

[Buh4Bee]

I stick my nose right up their crotch and take a good whiff.

If you were a tricycle, were would you want to be peddled?

[BienvenuJDC]

out the front walkway to carry the rider to see daddy...

If you were the rider, what would be your fondest memory?

[lilimarlene]

Crashing into the brat that lived next door and making her cry.


If you were able to become invisible, what would you do?

[tonywalt]

Funnily enough - crash into the brat and her mother next door and making them cry. I know she was recently dumped and is now a single mum, but damn is she miserable, hhmm, maaaybe i could explore this more to my advantage......(ideas racing thru head with a hint of a smile appearing)

If your life were a biography, how interesting would it be?

[lilimarlene]

*it would be so interesting that on every continent in the world, there would be a sandwich named after me.

If you were a a method of escape what would you be?

[tonywalt]

The usual routine: I kill the sweaty Turkish guard with a collected bars of soap in a sheet, change to guard outfit, walk out the front door, and a Istanbul "Gypo Giro Cab" to the border, where my trusty Corgi Sam picks me up in his souped up Mini.

If (or when) you are King or Queen of the World what would your first act be?

[lilimarlene]

Full length mirrors will be mandatory on or next to the front door of every residence

If reincarnation is the way of the universe what do you think you will come back as?

[tonywalt]

Lapo Elkan

same question?

[lilimarlene]

(lol yeah the stylish playboy grandson of Gianni Agnelli, got you now!!)

Queen of the World

If you were a city what city would you be and what would be your main attraction?

[cafolini]

Paris, c'est une blonde. Paris, reine du monde. ~ Maurice Chevalier
Food and Montrachet.

If you were a goose without pretending, where would you like to migrate before the grand honking?

[lilimarlene]

QUOTE=cafolini;1184957]Paris, c'est une blonde. Paris, reine du monde. ~ Maurice Chevalier
Food and Montrachet.

:cheers2:[
(if they had an icon with wine I would have chosen it!)

[tonywalt]

Goose to Iceland. I like Reykjavik, it's super clean. And a well scrubbed Nordic town/city.

If you wanted 3 months of peace and quiet and had to get away from it all - where would you go?

[lilimarlene]

how about little Cayman?

if you were in need of advice who would you ask?

[tonywalt]

Little Cayman is quiet, sure - you will certainly find yourself!

Well the based advice is of a confidential nature (Machiavelli) so i ask someone outside my circle-news travels here.

Do you go to girlfriends for advice or do you like more logical objective advice from other people?

[lilimarlene]

what makes you think my gfs aren't logical? Ok, I also have some male friends (and a brother) that I sometime ask for advice and there is also my anonymous on line buddies as well.

If you were going to get the best Christmas present, what would it be?

[tonywalt]

The Awkward family photos game (seriously)

IF you were going to the show, which one would it be?

[Buh4Bee]

Seriously, loved to go to Westminister Dog Show. But I'd settle for pretty much anything on Broadway.

same question.

[lilimarlene]

I would have loved to see 12.12.12 live

if you were having the perfect ending to 2012, what would it be?

[tonywalt]

Dinner and drinks on top of a Mayan pyramid

If you were a mad genius scientist what would you invent?

[lilimarlene]

a mind reading machine
same question

[tonywalt]

see through glasses

If you had a buiness that you owned what would it be?

[Buh4Bee]

The kind that ran itself.

If you had wings where would you fly to?

[Twota]

I would fly to Australia.

If you were a musician, what instrument would you play?

[Enchantress]

I would play drums

If you could produce a documentary what would your subject be?

[farnoosh]

history of wars.

If you were an animal, what type would you like to be?

[tonywalt]

A bonobo (obviously)

Same question

[Enchantress]

Tigeress

If you were a drink what would you be?

[lilimarlene]

something smooth with a hint of spice ,complex and deceptively potent.

Same Q.

[Enchantress]

red, slim and gets your dizzy

if you were an actor what type of movies would you star in?

[lilimarlene]

Independent films with the occasional multi million dollar blockbuster to fund my extravagant lifestyle.

If you could be famous for something, what would that be?

[Buh4Bee]

Creditable studies done in the field of education.

If you were a shoe maker, what kinds of shoes would you design?

[tonywalt]

Jackboots

If you were a country besides your own, what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

la bella Italia! as I'm pleasure loving, stylish ,charming, passionate, and always running late!

same question

[tonywalt]

same answer

If you were really annoyed and wanted to leave, what country would you be in?

[lilimarlene]

hmmm, I'm annoyed right now, so Canada.

same Q

[tonywalt]

Yemen

what hobby do you no longer do?

[lilimarlene]

If I were a hobby I no longer do, I would be baton twirling!

If you were given an unexpected week off from work , what would you do with the time?

[tonywalt]

Start a revolution and then spend a week in Little Cayman

If I were an unexpected cash gift of $9,000 what would you buy?

[lilimarlene]

stocks (and a nice little handbag or shoe)

If you were to start a revoltion , what would be the objective of this revolution?

[tonywalt]

To crush my enemies and hear the lamentations of their women - kidding! Uuum, more butter and less guns. And more caviar, wine, and cheese parties!

Same question (good questions lil)

[Beautifull]

To fully merge all races into one!

If you were a sandwich, what kind would you be?

[tonywalt]

White bread toasted with avacado.

If you were the song what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

Born to Be Wild

same question?

[tonywalt]

I've got to go with the same answer - anyway i love "easy rider" - jack nicholson in a football helmet cruising accross America..

If your life were a movie what would it be?

[lilimarlene]

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
same question?

[tonywalt]

Same answer, seriously. A very underrated film.

If you were a radio station what would be the top 3 groups or singers you would play the most?

[Maria May]

I'd play Queen,The Animals and Swinging Blue Jeans all the time :D

same question...

[tonywalt]

Stones and Led Zeppelin- and Animal Colllective.

If you were a cinema what would you play when the customers were gone?

[The Highwayman]

Life is Beautiful. Along with various episodes of LOST depending on my mood.

If you could travel to any one place in the world, or otherwise, time travel included, where and when would it be?

[Calidore]

I would go to the Hanfstaengl home in Uffing, Germany on November 9, 1923. Adolf Hitler had gone there to hide after a failed attempt at revolution and intended to commit suicide, but was dissuaded by Helene Hanfstaengl. I would like to distract her somehow.

If you were a tree, what kind would you be and where would you like to be planted?