If you were a...

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be made of flannel, in a tan color, somewhat firm, but slightly form-able.

If you were a tapestry hanging in a castle, what room would you be in...in honor of who...what picture would be woven into you...from where would the threads be from that was used to make this tapestry...and who was the person who wove you?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a a tapestry in honor of my mother, and I'd hang around in the kitchen(my mom's dominion). I'd be made of green silk, gold wool and platinum. My maker would be God(the only thing consistent in this whole 'what if':lol:)




If you were an arthropod, what animal would you be?(For me a scorpion)

[BienvenuJDC]

A grasshopper...(funny...you and I were both in the Phantom of the Opera {book, not play})

If you were a constellation, what would be your name, shape, and story?

[kingoflombards]

I would be Achilles (represented by Sirius the dog star) and I think you all know MY story.(The Trojan War and the heel thing...yeah).


Same question.

[zanna]

I would be a very distant, small star, named . . . er . . . Bakarne (alone). My story would be that I was the star that went off to play by herself, with the little planets and moons over there, and is consequently too far away to see very well. But! If you are to catch a rare glimpse of her in the night sky, then you, too, must be a person alone; unique and not afraid to be by yourself. =)

If you were a planet, what would you be like? Where would you live? Who (if anything) would live on you?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a large planet riddled with plates of steel and granite. There would only be inhabitants on the inside of the crust, under the stone and steel. Also it would be windy(not burrito night windy:lol:), dry, and warm both on the inside and out.



If you were an element, which would you be? (you can't be the element of surprise:lol:)

[zanna]

Aw, dang!

I would be . . . aluminum, because it is fun to say! (Al-you-mini-um!) And, because it's in lots of rocks, and I love rocks. =)

If you were a rock, what kind of rock would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Sedimentary. I remember everything I come across and keep getting bigger.



If you were a genetic disorder, which would you be?

[zanna]

But, Kingoflombards, what about all the water and wind that erodes you away, hmm? That might prove problematic on the "getting bigger" part.

If I were a genetic disorder, I would be one that's easily fixed! Or, perhaps one that isn't so bad to live with; like you can see in low light better than most people.

If you were a medicine, what would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Duct Tape. It solves headaches:lol:


If you were a tree, which tree would you be?

[Kiemain]

An oak, They're strong and help shade wildlife in their tall-ness.

If you were a furry, what kind would you be?

[Delta40]

the kind of fuzzie wuzzie that people would like me to be to make them feel good in the way that only they know how

If you were dying, what would be your last words?

[Kiemain]

"Promise me one thing, anyone here, just one of you... Go to the library near my house... And burn it down..."

[kingoflombards]

*****. Wrong button!


Same question.

[Kiemain]

Sorry, forgot the question. God i'm stupid *facepalm*

[kingoflombards]

You could have had a V8! Second palm-to-face hit.

Yeah here is the question.




If you were dying, what would be your last words?

[PoeticPassions]

"Is this really all? I thought I'd go out in a bang."

If you were invisible, what is the first thing you would do?

[BienvenuJDC]

:blush:...I don't know...:rolleyes:


If you were a little chipmunk with a little hole in the base of a little tree in a little grove near a little town, what would you decorate your home with...(i.e. matchbox for a bed...etc.)?

[kingoflombards]

My spoils of war........:D



If you were a spoil of war, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Well...if I were a spoil of war of a chipmunk...then I would be a jar of Nut Butter...Chipmunk War (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsqJixybJCw)

If you were the chipmunk enemy, who would you be?

[kingoflombards]

A shovel:D


If you were a gun(of war not water), what kind would you be?

[zanna]

What about rubber band guns??

Maybe I would be a shotgun from the Old West, with fancy carving and inlay on the handles. I'd probably belong to a Wells Fargo teamster, traveling at his side as he drove the stagecoach cross-country.

If you were a piece of paper, what would be on you? What color would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Brown paper wrapping around a package...an address would be on me to a loved one that is away from home....away for work during the depression of the 1930s...

If you were that package, what would you contain?

[motherhubbard]

If I were a depression era package being sent to a loved one who was maybe a CCC boy I would contain good socks, a jar of fruit, a jar of rabbit or chicken (depending on the season), and a new shirt made of my finest flour sacks. Oh, of course a long letter telling about everything and everyone nearby.

If you were a magician, what would your big trick be?

[BienvenuJDC]

My Prestige would be taking a grungy tattered unpolished orphaned boy, and in a moment he would be transformed into a refined clean well-kept adopted young man.

If you were that boy, how would you feel?

[zanna]

Disoriented! :lol:

If you were a caveman, what would your favorite word to say be?

[BienvenuJDC]

onomatopoeia

If you were a pizza girl being chased by three brothers, what would be the reason that they were chasing you?

[Nightshade]

I stole the complemntary gralic bread.

If you were an imaginary animal what would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

Pegasus- the flying horse.

If you were a T.V. show, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Heroes

If you were a friend, what would be your best attribute?

[kingoflombards]

Loyalty.


If you were Ironman, would you take the Hill? (Bienvenu....)

[BienvenuJDC]

I Would!!! ...and I'll take it back tooo.......and your little dog tooo!!!!

If you were me, what would you say next?

[Kiemain]

"I recall hitting someone with a lamp a short while ago..."

If you were a kind of book, what would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Right now...I'd want to be a comic book...(but not always)

If you were a skeleton key, what kind of design would be on your handle?

[kingoflombards]

A flaming (as in on fire:D) kitten. So BA.....


If you were the user of me as a skeleton key, what would you think?

[BienvenuJDC]

I need to modify this key handle...

If you were the key, what door in the castle would you open?

[kingoflombards]

My bedroom, it's one of those rooms that NEEDS a lock, not to keeep people out, but to keep the evils locked in.


If you were a monster, where would you hide?(Under bed, closet, attic, etc.)

[Kiemain]

Inside your TV. You don't expect it.

If you were a cleaning product, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hydrogen peroxide...because it works on so many things...

If you were a little girl imagining a kingdom full of imaginary creatures and an imaginary land where there is an imaginary castle, what would it be like?

[kingoflombards]

It would be imaginary and stuff....so awesome!


If you were a three headed dragon with no legs, ten eyes and feathers, where would you go out for dinner? (this is a trick question:lol:)

[Kiemain]

*I screwed up again :D *

[PoeticPassions]

you'd bring me my dinner. Because even though I have no legs, I have wings and can breathe fire. And thus could burn you to a crisp, unless you bring me some foooood.


If you were a vampire, who would you bite (turn) first?

[PoeticPassions]

I am too slow...

[BienvenuJDC]

I would bite the one that I wanted to be my undead queen....

If you were an octopus, would you enjoy the fact that you could justify buying more shoes?

[Kiemain]

No, too many shoes to tie together.

If you were in a room with a nasty cold, and there's no tissues, and no door out, what would you do?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd climb out the window

If you were a cloud changing shape in the sky...what would you start as...what two things would you change into...and then what would finally change into?

[Kiemain]

I would start out as a choo choo train, then a Narwhal, then a Narwhal beating up a unicorn, and then an exclamation mark.

If you were a mammal, what would it be? (Can't say human :p )

[kingoflombards]

A bear.


If you were an Oscar Meir Weiner, what would your name be?

[Kiemain]

Chuck Norris.

If you had no idea about what ^ just said, what would you have said to that question?

[kingoflombards]

I quite honestly don't know. It was on of those type then think things.



If you were a band, what music would you play?(METAL!!!)

[Stargazer86]

metal or classic rock
If you were a dictator, what country would you run and how would you oppress/control your people?

[kingoflombards]

I am a dictator and I rule The Hill. My people love me because I make smart decisions(no hogging the TVs, popcorn can be used as weapons and food, no food in the kitchen with the exception of the sink ect:lol:) .

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?

[Kiemain]

Wolf. I don't like dogs, but wolfs are in the same family, very similar. Can't be a fox, the relation is too distant :p

If you were a tissue, what brand would you be?

[kingoflombards]

*Sorry Kiemain, wolves aren't dogs. Wolves are essentially carnivores while dogs are omnivores....I know WAY too much useless information...*

Kleenex.




If you had a sweater what would it be like?

[BienvenuJDC]

Soft, but rugged quality...and warm...earth tone color, not flashy at all

If you were an unknown sea creature (like Nessie maybe), where would you live and what would you be?

[Stargazer86]

I am a dictator and I rule The Hill. My people love me because I make smart decisions(no hogging the TVs, popcorn can be used as weapons and food, no food in the kitchen with the exception of the sink ect:lol:) .

If you were a dog, what kind would you be?
:lol: You totally are the dictator of the Hill!! You have a lot of uprisings though. I don't think your opression methods are working out too well for you
I would be Nessie and I would live in the Loch. Not a creative answer, I know but Nessie's the sh*t

If you were an outdated piece of machinery or equipment, what (and where) would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a windows ME, right next to windows '95.



If you were a monster, how many heads would you have?

[BienvenuJDC]

Just one...I wouldn't want a disagreement going on within...

If you were a hulk, how foolish would you be with your strength? :D

[Moshu]

Oh, very. I have a bad habit of making a scene when I get worked up... a big scene.
If you were a 1-page essay, what would you be about?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be about a page long....
:lol: and my content would be concerning being genuine.

If you were fence between two pieces of land, what would you be separating?

[FallingWings]

A girl and a boy that were in love. But I would have a "chink with which they would peer through" (to paraphrase Shakespeare, and adapt Schmidt and Jones).

If you were a mirror, what would your psyche look like?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm not sure what that means...but I'll wing it...
An exact representation but from a different perspective

If you were an architectural structure...what would your foundation be made of?

[FallingWings]

Diamond (;)).

If you were a wish, who would you have come from?

[BienvenuJDC]

A little girl wanting her daddy to come home from work...

If you were a little girl, what would you want to play with your daddy when he got home from work?

[Stargazer86]

Candy land!
If you were a bird what color would your feathers be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Brown...so everyone would leave me be...

If you were a musical, which one would you be?

[Stargazer86]

Phantom of the Opera or Brigadoon

If you were a South Park writer, who or what would you parody next?

[BienvenuJDC]

I wouldn't write South Park...

If you were Weird Al, what song would you parody next?

[kingoflombards]

I would parody Hannah Montana. That would be hilarious because she would whine about it:lol:


If you were a song, what genre would you be, what kind of lyrics would you have(if any), and who would preform you?

[zanna]

I would be a sad country song, performed by some obscure artist.

If you were in a rock band, what part would you have, and what would your outfit/costume look like?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a bass player dressed like a me.:D



If you were an instrument, what instrument would you be? (Has to be musical; No instruments of torture :lol:)

[zanna]

It's a contest between cello or bass, because I'm short and stocky, like a cello, but a little more on the lumbering side, like a bass. Cellos can be so lyrical (and I suppose basses, too, tho that seems more rare), I find them a real treat! =)

If you were a famous singer, what kinds of music would you sing, and what would your personal favorite song to sing be?

[kingoflombards]

If I were a famous singer.....someone would shoot me:lol:(If they could survive the first three notes that is :lol:)



If you were a carpet, what would you think?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would dress and sing like Hannah Montana just for kingoflombards sake...:D

(as a carpet) GET OFF OF ME!

If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?

[Stargazer86]

Everyone just walks all over me! And then I might cry about it if only I had tear ducts

If you were a Disney villian, who would you be?

[zanna]

"Ugh, can't I be clean, and kept to myself for just one single solitary second! First dirt, grass, and bubblegum, then baby spit and dog slobber . . . the wine was ok, but that burnt steak was lousy! And what's the big idea with area rugs? Am I not good enough on my own? Is everyone ashamed of how I look?"

Lol. Who knows what else. =)

If you were a wall that could talk, what would you say, and to whom?

Oh man, I was late, so I guess the next person gets their pick of questions --
If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?
If you were a Disney villain, who would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

"Hey...you!" to anyone just to make them look!

If you were Emily Osment, what would be your next career move?

[Nikhar]

Babysit :p

If you were J.K.Rowling's duaghter, what advice would you give your mom?

[kingoflombards]

WRITE HARRY POTTER 8!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!


I think that's as close as I can get.....


If you were a flag, what would you signify and for what place/person?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would give hope that MY people can TRIUMPH...my people are THE compassion of the WORLD for all who are downtrodden.

If you were a cause, what cause would you be...and for what purpose would you be about?

[papayahed]

Tough one. I'd either be for gay marriage OR education reform.


If you were a skyscraper which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The tallest one...

If you were a toy in the toy box, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

remote control R2D2.

If you were a magazine which would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Lego Magazine.

If you were a cartoon character, who would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Lisa Simpson.

If you were a sea monster, which would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Chtulu (if he counts that is).


If you were a shirt what color and size would you be?

[a_little_wisp]

(AHHH CTHULU!!!! ... have you seen the plushie? So cute!)

Small, of light-weight fabric, aaand green (the shade of green leaning towards the darker side). I'd probably be a peasant shirt of some kind...

If you were an evil magician, what would your ultimate evil goal be?

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd demolish the cities and have everyone live as nomads.

If you were a toothbrush, whose would you want to be?

[kingoflombards]

A dentists toothbrush.

If you were a web page, what would you display?

*Little Wisp, are we thinking of the same Chtulu? The one I know isn't that cute...*

[BienvenuJDC]

Yep...I think that you are:
http://home.mchsi.com/~philhall1969/Cthulhu.jpg

as a plush model....
http://www.toyvault.com/cthulhu/Cthulhu%20Medium%20-%20Large.jpg

Or the one on flicker that you'll have to go to that site for:
Cute Plush Cthulhu (http://www.flickr.com/photos/de-kay/719939503/)

[BienvenuJDC]

A website of Historical origins

If you were an article of clothing (not shirt or pants), which article would you be, what would you be made of, and who would wear you?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a cape for some random dude on the street selling pizzas. I cool that way.



If you were a superhero, how would you catch supervillians?

[a_little_wisp]

I'd make myself out to be my own little sister and then hopefully get kidnapped by the supervillain who was looking for my one weakness - and when he was least expecting it, say, "THINK FAST" and poke him in the eye, thus catching him off guard and giving me a few seconds to find a larger weapon.

If you were a superhero's sidekick, would you demand pay?

[BienvenuJDC]

No...experience alone...and knowing that I help people would be pay enough...

If you were a room in a house, which room would you be?

[Joreads]

Th sun room I love the sun

If you were a famous land mark which one would you be

[PoeticPassions]

The Taj Mahal.

If you were one of the seven deadly sins, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be embarrassed to say...:blush:

Same question...

[PoeticPassions]

LUST, I suppose. Or maybe Vanity, since I think I might be a bit vain... (that might have been embarrassing to say, but I am courageous :))

If you were a virtue which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Honesty

Same question?

**and I guess I'll be forthcoming...I'd have to say lust too**

[PoeticPassions]

right, you can't be HONESTY and not answer the question ;)

as for the virtue, I would be COMPASSION

[BienvenuJDC]

But I was honest in saying that I would be too embarrassed to say...:)

If you were a temptation, what would it be?

[kingoflombards]

Probably Paul Ruffin.



If you were a candy bar, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

Probably Paul Ruffin.



Nice one!!:lol: (but I think it's David Ruffin)



If you were a candy bar, which one would you be?


Whatchamacalit


If you were a TV show which would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

a bounty bar because I love chocolate and I love coconut, and it is a lovely combination.

If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

I am too slow... and earlier i forgot to pose a question... I guess my brain is too slow on mondays.

Tv show- Fresh Prince of Bel Air

[kingoflombards]

Spongebob!!

If you were a light, what color would you be and how bright would you shine?


**You're right Papayahed; it's david Ruffin and Paul Williams.**

[papayahed]

This little light of mine and I'm gonna let it shine...

Id be a black light and I'd be pretty dim. hahaha

If you were a rock band who would you be?

**yeah, king the only one I ever remember is Eddie Kendricks**

[PoeticPassions]

Pink Floyd

If you were a song, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Superman - Five for Fighting

If you were an inspiration, what would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Me.


if you were a decade, which would you be?

[FallingWings]

0000.

If you were a computer, what kind would you be?

[kingoflombards]

A super computer!


If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

[The Comedian]

burnt sienna -- a dreamy color

If you were a page of a well-read, well-loved book would you be the words or the coffee stain?

[Nikhar]

The words.

What would you do if one morning you woke and saw Brad Pitt in the mirror?

[BienvenuJDC]

Tell him to get out of my bathroom.

If you were a path in a wooded area, what interesting places would you NOT lead to?

[kingoflombards]

I'd pull him out.

If you were me, would you go back to playing the "If you were a..." forum?

[Nikhar]

Yeah.

If you found yourself naked in a busy street with thousands of eyes upon you, you would...?

[kingoflombards]

Probably be dreaming or mugged by multiple people.


If you were a vagabond, where would you roam?

[BienvenuJDC]

Following the path of my heart...and wherever the smells of a bakery took me...

If you were a path in a wooded area, what interesting places would you NOT lead to?

[kingoflombards]

Civilization.



If you were a food, which would you be?

[Stargazer86]

A delicious enchilada with a side of rice

If you were a dog and spotted a hole under the fence, where would you roam off to?

[papayahed]

the butcher shop


If you were a planet which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Pluto...because I like Mickey Mouse...:)

If you were stripped by your friends in a swimming pool, what would you do?

[kingoflombards]

Punch their ***** out of their ***** and then beat the ******** out of them. The ******* ****** deserve it.


If you were an letter, which letter would you be? (Has to be alphabetical)

[FallingWings]

Q.

If you were a TNG Star Trek character, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be two letters.......BN

I'd ask to be moved to the show Enterprise

If you were of the opposite gender when you woke up tomorrow...what's the first thing that you'd do?

[kingoflombards]

Spock is the only one I know.



If you were a wild beast, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Spock is in the original...not TNG (The Next Generation)

A chimpanzee...people love chimps...

If you were of the opposite gender when you woke up tomorrow...what's the first thing that you'd do?

[FallingWings]

Fall back asleep in hopes that it was just a dream.

Same question as above (it's a good one).

[kingoflombards]

If I woke up as a girl I probably wouldn't notice for a while. I'm not a morning person:lol:


If you were me, what music would you play on your iPod?

[papayahed]

B-52's


If you were a breakfast cereal, which would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Frosted Eastwood, because it sounds better than Dirty Harry'o's.

If you were in a poster, what would it be for?

[BienvenuJDC]

The National Rifle Association (probably with skib)

If you were a cross between a dog and a rock star, what would you be called?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be a Kirkle Spaniel(Kirk Hammett and a cocker spaniel).



If you were a monetary unit, which would you be?

[Stargazer86]

A quarter. The most useful of all.

Gonna repeat Bienvenu's question, but with a slight modification, cause it's a great one:

If you were a cross between an animal and your favorite celebrity, what would you be called?

[BienvenuJDC]

Horse N Ford starring in The Empire Bucks Back, Remounting Henry, and Working Mare

If you were a horse, what movie would you star in?

[jekan blazer]

im gonna steal yours, the empire bucks back...

if you were a fox what movie(s) would you star in?

[papayahed]

The Fox and the Hound!!

If you were a sandwich what would you be?

[jekan blazer]

The Fox and the Hound!!

If you were a sandwich what would you be?

yay!!!

turkey and advacado

same ?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be a salami, pepperoni, prosciutto, sub on fresh baked italian bread with provolone, mozzarella, and brie cheese.

Same(it's a cool question)

[BienvenuJDC]

Peanut butter and honey on wheat!!

If you were another person on LitNet, who would you want to be?

[kingoflombards]

Ya know.... I like being me.



If you were a cloud, what street would you live on?

[zanna]

Hmm . . . I would live over the main street in Khanaqin, where I have Kurdish pen pals . . . that way I could visit them for a while, and offer some shade. =) I would be woefully short-lived, however.

If you were a river, where would you go? For example, what cities would you run by/through?

[kingoflombards]

I'm kinda lazy so I wouldn't run, but I'd walk from Hogwarts to the Shire.


If you were a cleaning product, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hydrogen peroxide

If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be?

[Monamy]

Myth

If you were a man/lady of great talent, what kind of talent would it be?

[The Comedian]

My talent would be to cast permanent "humility" spells on the prideful, arrogant, and erudite.

If you were a mosquito, which LitNeter's blood would you suck?

[BienvenuJDC]

Yours

If you were a mouse, whose room would you visit?

[papayahed]

Somebody that liked cheese.

If you were a TV show which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Alf

If you were a record...(not a CD or a tape...but a record), which one would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Rudimentary Peni's Death Church.

If you were a church, what would you look like?

[BienvenuJDC]

A group of people that God called...not a building

If you were a mentor, what would you be like? ...who's mentor would you be?

[Monamy]

I'd be a Tae Kwon Do club mentor--always had it for self-defense fighting styles.

If you were a fresh juice, which one you'd be?

[PoeticPassions]

POMEGRANATE juice

if you were a car which car (year and brand) would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd be a 2004 Pontiac Vibe...practical, functional...

If you were.....same question?

[papayahed]

1978 Cadillac El Dorado - Can't help it, I think I was a pimp in a former life.

If you were a city which would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

hmm... three-way tie: Venice, Cape Town, or Barcelona

If you were a river, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

The North Knife in northern Manitoba, which empties into Hudson's Bay. It's undamed and, thus, undamned.

If you were an electron, what appliance would you power?

[jekan blazer]

the computer!!!


if you were an alien, where would you be from?

[kingoflombards]

Your head (oh, what now! A mind game alien! Can't beat that! HAHA!)


Same question!

[BienvenuJDC]

Melmac

If you were a Melmacian, what would you have had for dinner?

[kingoflombards]

Food.


If you were a movie monster, which would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The Phantom of the Opera....duh!!

If you were a movie villain, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Scorpio from "Dirty Harry"

If you were a movie protagonist, who would you be?

[papayahed]

Princess Leia

If you were a piece of meat about to be bbq'd which would you be?

[The Comedian]

simple: a big hamburger.

If you were the 42nd parallel north, what country would you transfix?

[jekan blazer]

kitsunia!


same question!

[BienvenuJDC]

that question is too much for me...

If you were one of the Jonas Brothers, which one would you be (without criticizing them)?

[Stargazer86]

simple: a big hamburger.

If you were the 42nd parallel north, what country would you transfix?


Several countries, I believe. But are you referring to N. Korea?

In answer to the Jonas Brothers question, I have no clue as I know absolutely nothing about them.

If you were a 1950's/1960's rock star who would you be and why? (Can also reference to a group)

[kingoflombards]

I'd be dead via an OD and I wouldn't have a clue who I was.(Dozens of 50's-69's could fit that profile :lol:)


What is your favorite legend?

[PoeticPassions]

you mean to say, "if you were a legend, which one would you be?" ;)

this is a tough one, but right now I would want to be the legend of Robin Hood.

If you were the underwear of a celebrity, which clebrities' underwear would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I don't think that I would want to be wrapped around anyone's butt...so in that case, I would pick either Britney Spears or Paris Hilton....because I would be left in the underwear drawer...

If you were a cog (a gear) in a piece of machinery, what operation would you perform?

[PoeticPassions]

[QUOTE=BienvenuJDC;726912]I don't think that I would want to be wrapped around anyone's butt...so in that case, I would pick either Britney Spears or Paris Hilton....because I would be left in the underwear drawer...

QUOTE]

hahahaha, good answer :)

I am already a cog in a machine... figuratively. I work in a large state institution with a lot of bureaucracy. This makes me the cog that makes little difference... but surely my task is to help the other cogs.

If you were one of Shakespeare's characters, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Without a doubt....Hamlet

If you were another character in Hamlet, which one would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

I think I would be Fortinbras.

If you were a Shakespeare play, which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

A Mid Summer Night's Dream... I was never good at chasing after love... Too many games

If you were one of the characters in AMSND, which one would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

I do love that play... I would be HERMIA, for her strong will, independence, and beauty.

If you were any other litnetter for a day, who would you be and what would you do?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be you...(assuming that I had your knowledge of your languages and country) and take a tour of everything that I could. I'd be like a sponge that could not soak up (edit: ENOUGH OF) everything around.

If you were a pumpkin, what kind of face would be carved into you?

[kingoflombards]

I would be so awesome that I would be made into a pie instead.

If you were me and I were you and that wierd guy wasn't staring at me, what would happen?

[zanna]

you would be laughing!

If you were asked to escort someone to a red-carpet event, who would you want to go with? And who would you tell other people you were, considering they might not already know you, and you could say whatever you liked?

[BienvenuJDC]

(are you calling me that weird guy?............and I wasn't staring!!)

I would be going with Hannah Banana...and I'd say I was her dad...because I am...

If I was that weird guy (and I wasn't actually staring), and you were you, what would you do?

[PoeticPassions]

I'd ask you to come with me to a party.


If you were homeless, where would you seek shelter?

[BienvenuJDC]

The house that use to be the hospital where M. Myriel dwelt.

If you were M. Myriel's sister, how would you respond to his giving of the silver candlesticks?

[BienvenuJDC]

LOL... M. Myriel is the bishop who is known as Bienvenu...when Jean Valjean was caught for stealing Bienvenu's silverware, he immediately responded in front of the police, Why did you forget these [silver candlesticks] implying that Valjean was not a thief, but it was in fact a gift. His sister said nothing.

If you were Bienvenu, would you have given away your most expensive possession (notice that I did not say prized) to someone who just stole your second most expensive possession?

[Stargazer86]

haha your underwear answer was great Bien :lol:

As for your question, I have no idea what your'e talking about as I'm unfamiliar with the story...but I'm going to go with NO WAY

If you were/are a poet what or whom would be the great inspiration for your masterpiece?

[BienvenuJDC]

Nature

If you were a girl (and you might be), what one thing would a guy say that would melt your heart?

[The Walker]

"walk with me to the north"

[kingoflombards]

If you were to be on one planet, which one would you live on? (not Earth)

[The Comedian]

Mars, my friend.

If you could win an Olympic gold medal in one sport, which sport would it be>?

[BienvenuJDC]

The LitNet Games Triathlon...

If you were to make up your own Olympic Game, what would it be?

[PoeticPassions]

I think fencing should be an Olympic sport. I am not creative enough to make up an entirely new sport.

If you were any athlete, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

An archer -- I love the physical and mental focus of the sport. I also love its deep connections to an ancient past.

If you were a lovely phrase, would you rather be read aloud or read silently?

[BienvenuJDC]

(Building fences seems like a great sport....digging the holes, setting the posts, stretching the fence)

Silently

If you were a ribbon, what special occasion would you be used for?

[kingoflombards]

My grandfather. He was offered to go to the Olympics, but he joined the Navy instead. Traveled the world and field tested medical helicopters in the Korean conflict. He's awesome.


If you were a lego what color and size would you be?

[Sapphire]

Ok, I take it you answered PoeticPassions question.. So I will repeat BienvenuJDC's :)

Red lego, perfectly square (with 4 "connection points", you know the kind :D ). Always liked those best.

If you were a ribbon, what special occasion would you be used for?

[Nikhar]

Lego....hmm...what's that?

If you were your father would you be proud of your son?

[kingoflombards]

The assassination of Barney the Dinosaur :lol:


Same.

[The Walker]

no...i cant be a father so i cant
but i'll be a proud mother :D

if you were a musician, what would you like to play?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd play 'Diamonds on the soles of her shoes'

If you were a treasure chest, where would you be buried?

[TurquoiseSunset]

At the bottom of my garden...

If you were a log cabin where would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

somewhere high up in the mountains, secluded and with a lot of trees around.

If you were a country (an existing or made up one), what would you be called?

[BienvenuJDC]

Haven

If you were assigned to make up the National Motto, what would it be?

[PoeticPassions]

"Liberty, Unity, and Equity"

same question

[BienvenuJDC]

(Do you mean Equity...or Equality?)

"Come all that labor, safety is here..."

If you were the Defense Minister, how would you defend this country?

[PoeticPassions]

I meant EQUITY. there is a difference, obviously... and I think that equality does not exist anywhere, and that as such equity should exists so as to level the playing field, so to speak. Make opportunities available to all. Fair access.

that's a tough one, Bien... it is a complex job. I would defend it to the best of my abilities with soft power tactics, a strong (but not necessarily enormous) military, without unilateral actions and preemptive strikes and without impeding citizens' privacy...

If you were the President of the United States right now, same shoes as Obama, what is the first Bill you would try to get through Congress (or first change you would enact)?

[BienvenuJDC]

I shouldn't really answer that since it has to do with current politics...

As far as the Equity...I understand. I've only ever heard it as in having equity in your home, but I can see the application. Fairness is hard to achieve, since it is subjective in the details...and corruption is far too easy. People often make decisions that benefit their own interests.

If you were the icon of the country, what would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

An armored soldier in a defensive stance (symbolizing the defense of the oppressed)

If you were a song, what would you be about?

[The Comedian]

"Find the River" by REM

If you were can can of Hormel Chili w/o beans what Superbowl food would you like to smother with your awesomeness?

[zanna]

Hmm, probably some hot, white, sticky rice, with cheddar cheese in there somewhere! Rice+chili+cheese = pure amazing culinary delight. =D

If you were in liquid form, what would you be like? Color, taste, smell, viscosity? Perhaps a certain liquid we're already familiar with?

[BienvenuJDC]

ewwuuuuuwuwuuuu...yuck

If you were a little girl (3 y/o) wearing a swimsuit, what would be on it...and how cute would you look?

[The Walker]

it would be red and i would look really cute :)

if you were a bee would you sting to someone?

[zanna]

Bien! What was that in regards to? You never answered the question!

If I was a bee, I might sting someone, but I'd think long and hard about it, since some kinds of bees die after stinging someone. :idea:

If you were a chameleon, what colors would you like to turn?

[BienvenuJDC]

That depends where I was sitting...
(and all I could think of was melted flesh....didn't want to describe that)
(and it is red...and there is a picture on it)
If you were that swimsuit, what picture would be on it?

[The Walker]

hard one....mmm............ a splashed sun set heheh

if you were a glove would you like to be weared by a man or a women?

[BienvenuJDC]

A woman...men's gloves are usually worn badly (work gloves)

If you were a Disney princess (yeah...on the swimsuit), which one would you be?

[zanna]

Ariel?

She seems most appropriate, although I don't know whether she counts as a princess.

If you were a breeze, where would you go? What would you feel like?

[The Walker]

i would go from london to paris. i would feel like a mix from a soft soft kiss and a warm embrace.

if you were to never go back home what were your last words to your family?

[BienvenuJDC]

Ariel...princess...of Poseidon...YES!!

See you on the other side...

If you were a secret agent, what secret gadget would you have?

[zanna]

Erm, well, I'm not at liberty to say . . . lol, jk. I would have a secret spyglass that would allow me to see cool stuff when I looked through it . . . it would have infrared, x-ray, and night-vision options, and it would also work as a camera. And, the spyglass would really just be the requisite pair of readers necessary in any agent's disguise. =)

If you were from the future, what would you wear when you came back to the present?

[BienvenuJDC]

...who says that I'm not from the future...
jeans...work t-shirt...socks

If you were a dessert, what would you be?

[The Walker]

i dont like that question....
but i would say icecream?

if you were a rule, which one would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The one that is never broken

If you were to grow twice your size tonight, what would you do tomorrow?

[The Walker]

i would wander how it happened! hahaha

if you were a football player would you like your fame?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm not particularly fond of attention drawn to myself

If you were an elephant, what would you remember?

[PoeticPassions]

all the places I hada traveled to and all the faces I had seen... so as to steer clear of the poachers.

If you were a predator what would be your favorite game?

[BienvenuJDC]

Monopoly (no...really, something that I wouldn't have to kill)

If you were a hunter, would you hunt The Most Dangerous Game, and what would that game be?

[PoeticPassions]

I would never be a hunter.

If you were an island, what would you be like?

[BienvenuJDC]

Shaped like a "C" with a freshwater inlet fed by a spring. There would be a tree house community with the most wonderful fruit supply near by. A mountain with a plateau of prime farmland for herbs and spices and some livestock. The greatest fishing and very few storms.

If you were shipwrecked, would you try to escape...if so how?

[jekan blazer]

yes... but i'd eat everyone first!!! (no competition that way!)

[Nikhar]

Your question?

[BienvenuJDC]

If you were a castaway on a deserted island, what three items would you wish that you had to survive (no transportation...or communication devise)?

[BienvenuJDC]

If you were a castaway on a deserted island, what three items would you wish that you had to survive (no transportation...or communication devise)?

Let's bring this alive...

[The Comedian]

A journal, a "loaded" tackle box, and a fishin' pole.

If you were a cloud, what shape would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would be a cirrus cloud (very athletic looking)

If you were serious, what would you do about it?

[The Walker]

try to be at least be nice

if you were your brother what would be different?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hmmm...I don't know...how do you know I have one?

If you were were a stream, from where would you have come?

[The Walker]

from the Cajas Mountains

(i've been investigating you....uu....hahaha no chendo!)

if you were a girl what would be different?

[BienvenuJDC]

I'd wear dresses sometimes

If you were a frog prince, how would you get a kiss?

[The Walker]

jumping from a high place to someone face :lol:

if you were me what were you doing (besides playing here)

[BienvenuJDC]

Find some young frog prince...and kiss him

If you were an old guy like me, what would you be doing right now?

[The Walker]

i would be sleeping

if you were a place, which one would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

a tropical island

If you were a from another country, which one would it be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Germany.

Same question.

[TurquoiseSunset]

A scandinavian one...Denmark, Sweden...

If you were a sea creature, what would you be?

[Tournesol]

A dolphin...


If you were a bird, where would you fly to?

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd have to fly to a ship, because I couldn't cross the Atlantic on my own. Then I'd fly to Greece.

If you were a musician (or if you are one) what instrument would you (or do you) love to play?

[zanna]

I am, in this strictest sense of the word -- I know some basics, and can create sounds resembling music :lol: -- and the instrument I love to play is the bass!

And, recently, someone at my school succeeded in fabricating one out of metal, and it is really cool looking and sounding!

On that note, if you were an artist who decided to "redo" something, what would you make, and how would it differ from the original?

[TurquoiseSunset]

I'll put a liiiiiittle more colour on the Mona Lisa...maybe some dark blue somewhere, like on her clothing, to compliment all the brown in the painting.

If you were a movie producer, which book would you turn into a movie?

[Nikhar]

The Hobbit. (that was a greta question!)


If you were your brother or sister, would you be jealous of your sibling?

[TurquoiseSunset]

The Hobbit. (that was a greta question!)

Why thank you! :)

No, I would not be jealous, we're both 'beautiful' in our own ways...

I had to give away a million dollars who would you give it to?

[jekan blazer]

id give it to ladyw!!!



if you could trade places with one person of youre choice for one year, who would you trade with and why?