If you were a...

[rimbaud]

oh, forgot the question
ok...

if you were invisible for a day, what would you do?

[DanielBenoit]

Wander around the city and watch people in their everyday lives.

If you could fly, where would you go?

[rimbaud]

Same answer! Hamlet, that is. :lol:


If you had excellent vocal prowess, which song would you sing?


never stop singing

which I dont even now when have poor voice :S


same

[rimbaud]

Wander around the city and watch people in their everyday lives.

If you could fly, where would you go?


to the sun, like a phoenix :)

ok, again, same question :D
when I think of something better ill post it

[Stargazer86]

If I could fly, I would go anywhere and everywhere. The thought of being free and just exploring is exhilerating :)

If you were a death row inmate's last meal, what would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

Coffee. . . . in case I don't have enough energy to start the day :lol:

the same.

[toni]

a cinammon roll and coffee :D

If you were a music era, you'd be...

[DanielBenoit]

the Jazz Age of the 20s'

if you were a smilie, you would be. . . .

[rimbaud]

contagious :)

same question

[kingoflombards]

Evil/ malicious.



If you were like Snape, would you be okay?

[DanielBenoit]

same question

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-think007.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
lol


If you were like Snape, would you be okay?

I don't know, should I?

if you were a poem, which one would you be?

[toni]

Life's Brief Candle by W. Shakespeare :nod:

If you were a casting director, which actor/actress would you choose to play you ?

[rimbaud]

feelings by rimbaud

same?

[rimbaud]

Life's Brief Candle by W. Shakespeare :nod:

If you were a casting director, which actor/actress would you choose to play you ?

no one, i'd play myself :) who dares to play me

if you were a movie quote which movie quote would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

Life's Brief Candle by W. Shakespeare :nod:

One of the sonnets? *Opens the Complete Works of Shakespeare*



If you were a casting director, which actor/actress would you choose to play you ?

Myself :D




feelings by rimbaud

same?

T.S. Eliot's The Waste Land

[DanielBenoit]

no one, i'd play myself :) who dares to play me

if you were a movie quote which movie quote would you be?

"You talking to me? I'm the only one here." - Travis Bickle, Taxi Driver

"Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore." - Dorothy, The Wizard of Oz (I'm serious :lol:)

"Rosebud" - Chares Kane, Citizen Kane (only those who have seen the movie will understand)

the same.

[kingoflombards]

"I don't know who was shot first, but I know who will be last." Clint Eastwood in "The Unforgiven"

[Maryd.]

Back to the Wizard of Oz again and say the best line was 'There's no place like home...'

If you were a song, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin



Who is more epic- Freddie Mercury or Robert Plant?

[DanielBenoit]

Robert Plant, sorry Freddie :(



One of the sonnets? *Opens the Complete Works of Shakespeare*


It's from Macbeth! How did I get that wrong? :brickwall

To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow; a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.


Yes it's certainly one of his greats :nod:


If you were Shakespeare, what would you write?

[kingoflombards]

"The Merchant of Venice"



If you had the choice, would you become immortal?

[DanielBenoit]

No, life would become too abundant and everything would too pointless for me to care. It is time that keeps our clocks ticking.

If you were a cup, what would you hold?

[kingoflombards]

Water.


If you were a traveler, where would you go?

[DanielBenoit]

likez omgz! I would travel everywhere! Especially France!

If you were a computer, what would you type?

[kingoflombards]

More accurately, what wouldn't I type?:lol:


If you were a flavor of tea, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Anything dark and strong

If you were a kite, who would fly you?

[kingoflombards]

Hopefully not by Ben Franklin! :lol:


If you were a scapegoat, who go after you?

[Maryd.]

A raging volcano

Same question

[The Comedian]

women mostly. I live in a house with three women and I am frequently reminded that I am to blame. . . for this, for that, for that over there, for this thing, and for this other thing, and few other things too. . . :-)

If you were a lottery winner, who would you give the money to if you didn't keep it for yourself?

[*Classic*Charm*]

Somewhere that rescues/ rehabs animals :)

If you were a cell phone, who would be the first person on your speed dial?

[kingoflombards]

My sister.


If you were a comedian, what would you joke about?

[*Classic*Charm*]

The apparent idiocy if the general population. That's not really a joke though.

If you were a gourmet chef, what would be your specialty?

[kingoflombards]

Food obviously! (probably stuffed pastas and sauces)


same!

[Maryd.]

Seafood... anything fishy.

If you were story, what would your tale be about.

[DanielBenoit]

About tales which are trying to be told.

the same.

[kingoflombards]

Giants, and gods, and monsters! Oh my!


If you were a piece in the game Monopoly, which piece would you be? (It can't be the battleship. You're ALWAYS the battleship! It's my turn!)

[Maryd.]

The boot

Same question?

[zanna]

The tophat! Classiest piece there is! :D

If you were a wedding cake topper, what would you look like?

[kingoflombards]

Two people.


If you were a chef, what ethnic foods would you cook?

[zanna]

Oh man, I would love to learn to cook Ethiopian food! It's some of my favorite!

If you were a ray of sunshine, who/where/what would you shine on?

[kingoflombards]

People I would want to burn! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!



If you were a celebrity, which would you be?

[zanna]

A local one, lol. The local geeky stand-up comic girl that people actually found funny.

Same q!

[kingoflombards]

My history teacher. He was on the news a couple of times.



If you were a photographer, what kind of photos would you take? (Nature, cityscape, birds-eye, fashion, ect)

[zanna]

Probably lots of nature. :)

If you were a roll of film, what would you want to have on you? (To continue a theme.) :)

[kingoflombards]

Pictures of planets.


If you were a funny word, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Supercalifrajilistickespiallidocious

Same question?

[DanielBenoit]

Honorificabilitudinitatibus :lol:

If you were a dream, what would you be?

[toni]

A nightmare. The one so horrifying it makes you pee. :lol:

If you were a director directing the movie of your life, its title would be..

[DanielBenoit]

Don't really know. . . .but I certainly know the film which resonates the most within my soul, which is Fellini's 8 1/2, and I certainly wouldn't have minded him directing my life story :p

the same.

[Maryd.]

WHY???

If you were a singer, what would your first song be about?

[Permenides]

Rain.


If you were love, what would everyone call you?

[Maryd.]

Lost (Welcome by the way Permenides)

Same question?

[The Comedian]

Good question. I think everyone would call me Barry White. Who knows, maybe I am Barry White. . . . maybe.

If you were an orchid, what would your scientific name (genus & species) be?

[kingoflombards]

Maxillaria tenuifolia.


If you were a language, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

French. Love the French language.

If you were Romeo, would you have taken the poison for your love.

[kingoflombards]

I dunno. That seemed kinda rash and stupid, considering that both were alive when they 'died'.


If you were a stringed instrument, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

Would love to be Eric clapton's guitar.

If you were a volcano, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Mt. Vesuvius.


If you were a sea creature, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

An Octopus.

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

A giant undersea squid.



Same

[Miss Everdene]

A whale.

If you were made the president of your country, What is the first step you would have taken ?

[Maryd.]

Change the laws. Some laws are shcocking, ie: sex offenders and murderers.

Same question?

[Permenides]

Settle national debts.

Thanks, Maryd.

If you had a choice to whether or not there were omnipotent/omnipresent/omniscient beings, what would you choose?.

[papayahed]

omnipotent.

If you were ice cream what flavor would you be?

[Maryd.]

Strawberry...

OOh same question?

[rimbaud]

vanilla

if you were a dog what kind of a dog would you be?

[Aoife]

A chihuahua.


If you were the only person on earth, what would you do?

[DanielBenoit]

I would think about what it is like to be the only person on earth.

the same.

[toni]

I'd throw a fit, lament and gather some cats for company. :p

If it was 3 am right now where you live, what would you do?

[DanielBenoit]

I would go to sleep, to the disapointment of fellow LitNetters :(, but for the benefit and health of my body.

If you were a filter, what would you block out?

[toni]

(I'll read your story first ;))


If you were a filter, what would you block out?

Allergens..and politicians :D


If you woke up a monstruous vermin, what would you do?

[DanielBenoit]

(I'll read your story first ;))

Too kind ;)




Allergens..and politicians :D

LOL

But I think that the latter is an allergen.



If you woke up a monstruous vermin, what would you do?

Write about what the hell just happened.

the same.

[kingoflombards]

Hope that it had a personality regardless of its looks.


If you were to choose between being blind and being deaf for the rest of your life, which would it be?

[Maryd.]

I would choose deaf.

Same question?

[DanielBenoit]

Oh God, what a difficult question. I would prefer neither but. . . .
It's practically impossible to decide! Being deaf: I would never again hear the glorious music of Beethoven and Mozart, I would never again hear the voices of the people I love. Being blind: I could never again look upon a spring medow, or a landscape oof snow.

Too hard. I must hear other people's opinions first.

the same.

[kingoflombards]

Blind, because then I could give random people advice! ( the wise blind man cliche:D)


Same

[The Comedian]

deaf

If you were a sandwich, would you be the meat or the bread?

[KryStaLitsa]

the meat-small delicious portion of it!!

If you were a smilie right now,which one would you be?
I'd be this one::wave:

[kingoflombards]

:D is me!



Same

[ShardsOfOcean]

:banana: PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!! This is me...=D

If you were a country, what country would it be?

[kingoflombards]

Either Italy or America.


same

[ShardsOfOcean]

Japan, COUNTRY OF MANGA

If you were someone famous, who would you be?

[skib]

Chuck Norris!

If you were a movie, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

Mary Poppins

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

"Mr. Magoo"


If you were a spicy food, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Chilli

If you were a country, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

deja vu! I'd be America!


If you were a solo, what kind would you be? (drum, acoustic, saxophone, trumpet, ect.)

[Maryd.]

Drum, I like to make a lot of noise.

If you were an animal, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I probably haven't been discovered yet. :D



Same.

[Maryd.]

I would be my avatar. A cute cuddly little dog, that's always happy.

If you were a circus entertainer, which one would you be? (Acrobat, clown, etc)

[kingoflombards]

Human cannon ball.


same.

[Maryd.]

I'd be a clown. Love to make people laugh.

If you were a planet, which one would you be?

[KryStaLitsa]

i'd be earth

same?

[Maryd.]

Mars. Rumour has it, it's red. I love red.

If you were a mansion. Which celebrity would live in you?

[kingoflombards]

Stephen Hawkings.


If you were a theory, which would you be, or if made up, what would you theorize?

[Maryd.]

I would be the same one I mentioned in another forum... I like winter, because if it is too cold you can always put more clothes on, in summer if it's too hot, you can't take too much off without getting arrested.

If you were a day, what part of the day would you be? (ie: morning, afternoon or eve)

[kingoflombards]

Noon, I'm exceptionally bright!:D



same

[Maryd.]

Morning. I get on a high in the morning, physically and emotionally. Can't think why?

If you were a bicycle, where would you hike?

[KryStaLitsa]

In China

If you were a submarine,where wpuld you "swim"?

[Maryd.]

In the Barrier Reef (Queensland, Australia)

If you were a ship/boat where would you sail?

[KryStaLitsa]

Right in the Vermouda's Triangle

If you were a spaceship in which planet would you land?

[Maryd.]

Mars.

If you were a tree, which would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

Peaceful and happy :D
An oak probably

If you were a movie, what would you be?

[Modigliani]

Most likely 'The Brothers Bloom'.
I fancy myself a discontented conman.

If you were a celebrated surrealist poet, which would you be? :D

[Maryd.]

A comedy.:lol::lol:

If you were a holiday destination, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Most likely 'The Brothers Bloom'.
I fancy myself a discontented conman.

If you were a celebrated surrealist poet, which would you be? :D

(Sorry we wrote over each other here)
So let's go with your message


If you were a celebrated surrealist poet, which would you be? :D[/QUOTE]

[DanielBenoit]

I fancy myself a bit of a surrealist. :D

If you had schizipherenia, what would you do?

[Maryd.]

Firstly I would have a debate with myself... Sorry... Thought I'd throw that in. Then I would lock myself up and swallow the key.

Same question.

[DanielBenoit]

I would probably paint :D

If you were a painter, which period would you be?

[Maryd.]

Modern times. I Like modern painting.

Again, same question?

[DanielBenoit]

Classical in the morning, postmodern in the afternoon, impressionist in the evening, and cubist at night :D

the same.

[kingoflombards]

Knowing my skill level, probably stone age cave paintings!!:lol:



If you were a note, which would you be? (Music)

[ShardsOfOcean]

half note:yawnb:

If you were from a different planet, what planet would it be?

[kingoflombards]

Saturn.


Same

[ShardsOfOcean]

some random planet that we haven't discovered called, PIELAND:banana:

If you were a doughnut, what type would it be?

[Maryd.]

Hole in the middle with pink icing on top. Yum.

If you were a sea creature, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Mt. Vesuvius.


If you were a sea creature, which would you be?



Deja vu!!


A Giant squid!


If you were a holiday, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

I'd be a honeymoon.

If you were an Island, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

The Black Island (see Cthulhu)


Same

[Maryd.]

Hamilton Island... It's an Island of Queensland, Australia.

If you were a writer, what would you write about?

[kingoflombards]

I'd write about writing!!!


same

[Maryd.]

I'd write teen fiction... Actually I do write teen fiction.:D:D

If you were a rose bush, which colour would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Yellow.


Same

[Maryd.]

Red - Hot red. Yeah!

If you were a lolly/candy, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:cppC5aKFtZkmYM:http://lbjsbrownbag.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/laffy-taffy.jpg Laffy Taffy


Same

[Maryd.]

Red Licorice

If you were a garden, what would be your most precious feature?

[Modigliani]

I daresay an elaborate, organic-looking fountain.

If you were one of Shakespeare's tragic heroes/heroines (major or minor), who would you be?

[Maryd.]

Juliet...

Same question?

[DanielBenoit]

Hamlet :redface:

the same.

[rimbaud]

hamlet

if you were a beatles song which one would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

A Day in Life

the same.

[rimbaud]

I'll follow the sun

if you were a house appliance what would you be?

[Modigliani]

Probably a broken refrigerator.
If you were a human character from Greek legend, who would you be?

[Stargazer86]

Pandora...I'm a troublemaker

If you were a brand new kitchen utensil, what would be your first use?

[kingoflombards]

To stir stew.


If you were a foam ball, who's head would you hit first and who would throw you???

[Maryd.]

My father would throw me, as he believes I need a few senses knocked into me and I would probably hit Jim Carey's head as I would like to knock him out and take him home with me... Love to have a comedian live with me.... :banana::banana::banana:

If you were a God, what would you create?

[Scheherazade]

An intelligent race of mankind.

If you were a slogan, what would you be?

[Modigliani]

"NO ONE FETCHES THE THUNDER SANDWICHES". Props to anyone who can pick out the reference.

If you were a hallucinogen, which would you be and why? ;)

[Stargazer86]

mushrooms: pleasant, fun, inspiring, easy come down

If you were a ship, where would you sail?

[kingoflombards]

Nowhere. Right now I'm on dry land!!



If you were to know everything that is known about a subject, which would it be?

[Maryd.]

Health.

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

Math. I'm good at everything else!!


Same

[DanielBenoit]

Philosophy of Language

If you were a lion, what would you say?

[kingoflombards]

Roar!


Same.

[Maryd.]

I the king of the jungle and you're not... So there!

If you were my avatar what would you say?

[kingoflombards]

Roof! (Floor!:lol:)


If you were MY avatar, what would you say?

[Maryd.]

Boo.

Same question?

[The Comedian]

"I didn't eat the pancake that looked like the land down under. Honest. Not me. I didn't eat that yummy, yummy pancake. Nope. Not I"

If you were a rebel, what motorcycle would you ride?

[Maryd.]

Oh baby, nothing like a Harley Davidson... A lazy boy or Fat boy. I have always wanted one.

If you were a wand, what magic spell would you perform?

[Modigliani]

Why, a 2008 Ducati GT 1000, of course. I'm a rebel with style.

Whoops. That's a tough one for me; I have a hard time thinking in terms of magic. ;) Probably an abstract-thought-translation-and-articulation spell of some sort.
If you were a cocktail, which would you be and why?

[Maryd.]

A cowboy, as they blow my mind.

Same question?

[Scheherazade]

Bloody Mary... Because it is supposed to cure hangovers... Or stupidity.

If you were a dwarf from "Snow White", which one would you be and why?

[balehead]

I would be Grumpy; he's always been my favourite, and I wouldn't have to put any effort in to pleasing people around me :lol:

Same

[kingoflombards]

Bashful. I don't talk, I type!



If you were a "how to" book, what would your title be?

[Maryd.]

"How to write a how to book"

If you were a gift, what would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

A hug :D

the same.

[Maryd.]

Yes, I would be a hug as well.

If you were a desk, who would work on you.

[kingoflombards]

A carpenter, obviously.




same.

[Maryd.]

An author... (Typical)

If you were a Kangaroo, where would you hop to?

[kingoflombards]

the left.


Same

[Maryd.]

A different state, could do with a trip.

If you were a dog, who would you bark at?

[kingoflombards]

Anyone.



If you were a tomato, would you be a fruit or a vegetable?

[Maryd.]

A fruit.

If you were a rock, where would you be sitting?

[kingoflombards]

on the roots of a mulberry tree.


same

[papayahed]

At the edge of the shore.


If you were a letter in the alphabet which would you be?

[balehead]

C.

Same.

[Scheherazade]

Probably Y because of its uniqueness.

If you were a phobia, what would you be?

[balehead]

Arachnophobia.

Same.

[kingoflombards]

Trypanophobia.


Same

[Maryd.]

Claustaphobia

[The Comedian]

I'd probably be techno-phobia; it's a fear that I face and overcome, but I fear it nonetheless.

If you were an extinct animal, what would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Dead.


If you were an extinct animal, which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

I would have been a "clever" teenager boy.

If you were virtue, what would you be?

[littlelit]

Honesty.

If you were a cannibal, who would you eat first?

[kingoflombards]

I would have been a "clever" teenager boy.

If you were virtue, what would you be?

I'm not extinct!!!


And if I were a cannibal, then I would eat whoever didn't look greasy.:alien:


SAME!!

[Maryd.]

If I were a cannibal I would it the healthiest person.

If you were a computer, what model would you be?

[The Comedian]

Apple IIc

If you were a Litnet member other than yourself, who would you be?

[Maryd.]

Rimbaud, because we just can't stop running into each thread... Hahahaha

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

My sister.... won't tell you who.


If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck and can you actually chuck wood?

[Maryd.]

KIng... What are you doing to me? Buddy. Are you trying to compuzzle me again?

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

36.



If you were a rug, what color would you be?

[papayahed]

rust


If you were a road which would you be?

[kingoflombards]

The Road [that] goes ever on and on,
Down from the door where it began.
Now far ahead the road has gone,
And I must follow, if I can,
Pursuing it with eager feet,
Until it joins some larger way
Where many paths and errands meet.
And whither then? I cannot say.
-- Bilbo Baggins


Good question. Let us take another stab at that one.

[Zeniyama]

I'd be the crossroad where Robert Johnson got down on his knees.

If you were a Lego, what shape and colour would you be?

[Maryd.]

Not quite sure on the shape? But I would definately be red... :flare:

[The Comedian]

If you were a thirsty mosquito, which LitNeter's blood would you drink?

[Maryd.]

OOh I like that question... undoubtably yours comedian.:lol:

Ooh same question?

[kingoflombards]

I wouldn't. Male mosquitoes don't drink blood.


If you were a monster, would you rather chill out and eat people or rampage and destroy cities?:D

[DanielBenoit]

Destroy cities; sounds like a lot of fun :D

If you where a Star Wars character, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Me? I'd be Darth Sion, the living dead Sith Lord.:D


Cool question. I'd like to ask that one!

[Modigliani]

Quigon Jinn. Hands down. By far the coolest, most underrated jedi. Though it really depends upon my mood.

If you were the star of a cop drama, what would be your idiosyncrasy? Ahahaha.

[DanielBenoit]

I would be a coffee addict and I would constantly talk into a tape recorder to an ambiguous person named Diane. ;)

If you were a crappy sitcom, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Just check the Disney channel!:lol:


If you were a penny novel, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Not quite sure what a penny novel is, but I would be the best one...

If you were a book, which type would you be? (Fiction, non-fiction...)

[balehead]

I would be a cross between fantasy and mystery :)

If you were a mythical creature, which one would you be??

[Maryd.]

A Leprachaun...

If you were a refrigerator, what sort of foods would you stock?

[balehead]

Celery, oranges, frozen pizza, chocolate, cold water, cream cheese, pineaples and lots of apples

Same?

[Maryd.]

Yum, but you forgot the ...If you were...

So here goes...

If you were a member of the opposite sex, what would you change about yourself?

[soundofmusic]

If I were a member of the opposite sex; I would make sure that everything about me and everything I owned was very, very big...so that I could attract very little people who also had very big things...

[Maryd.]

Unusal answer. However you also forgot the... If you were...

If you were a building, what kind would you be? (House, Unit, Highrise flats, etc..)

[Silas Thorne]

A castle, with open gates and a lowered drawbridge.

If you were a psychiatrist, what mental illness would you have?

[Maryd.]

Anxiety

If you were a form of public transport, which one would you be? (bus, tram/cable car, etc..)

[soundofmusic]

I would be a concord jet, perhaps the one owned by the President or the FBI so I could have absolutely free airspace, no limits, and hear all the private talk of the politicians and visitors.

If you were a time traveler; what time would you go to?

[Maryd.]

The 1930's to 40's. I am so backward it's not funny.

If you were a car, where would you park?

[balehead]

In a loading zone .. then I'd skip my fine ...

if you were an alien, which planet would you be from?

[Maryd.]

Mars. Rumour has it, it's red... And I love my red...

If you were a broom, who's home would you like to sweep?

[balehead]

Christian Bale's :)

If you were a form of communication, which would you be (verbal, handwritten, typed ...)?

[Maryd.]

Christian Bale's :)

I giggled when I typed the question, as I knew that Christain Bale would be the answer:lol::lol:


If you were a form of communication, which would you be (verbal, handwritten, typed ...)?


Verbal, I am a chatter box.


Same question?

[soundofmusic]

I would be king of Babylon, Hammurabis Code of Law, studied and wondered about for 3000 years

If you were a prehistoric animal, what kind would you be?

[papayahed]

Woolly Mammoth

If you were a statue where would you be?

[Maryd.]

Somewhere in France:santasmil

If you were a sign on a busy highway, what would you read?

[soundofmusic]

Cliff ahead: 1 foot :cold:

If you were a film star, who would you be?

[Maryd.]

Sophia Loren (I wish!!)

If you were a shadow, who would your shadow be of?

[rimbaud]

me, I would be me, but if i can't be me, I would be, john malkovich, al pachino, john cusac, or jonnie deep

if you were given ultimate power for a day, what would you do?

hey, Meryd bit me to it, so the next one answers both questions

[Maryd.]

I would spread love...

Same question: if you were given ultimate power for a day, what would you do?

[rimbaud]

oh, I couldn't answer this, :S, so we just wait for soundofmusic :D to answer and post another one :)

[kingoflombards]

Whatever people with ultimate power do. I thought that was obvious! :lol:


If you were to be named Backpack, how would you feel?

[papayahed]

campy.


If you were an STD which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Not sure... Whatcha got??? :D

If you were a deadly sin, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be wrath.

What about you?

[rimbaud]

same
:D
besides, all the tests I've taken said so :)

if you were a virtue, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Fortitude.


If you were a ghost, would you haunt to scare or for some other reason?

[Maryd.]

Why become a ghost if you can't haunt to scare... So to scare.

If you were a manager, what company would you be?

[The Comedian]

I'd be the manager of this store: "The Comedian's Sundries: Live Bait, Literature, Carpentry Supplies, Orchids, & Varied Other Miscellanea"

If you were a plant, what would your Latin name be?

[papayahed]

Paeonia veitchii papayii

If you were a halloween costume who/what would you be?

[rimbaud]

salvador dali, I;m thinking of being him for halloween this year

if you were with a mental illness, what kind of would you have?

[kingoflombards]

Schizophrenia. I'd cope with that one the best.



If you were a band member, which would you be? (Bassist, drummer, vocalist, lead cello, ect...)

[papayahed]

drummer

If you were a movie which would you be?

[Maryd.]

The Party - Peter Sellers... Farrrnnnyy

If you were a planet or star, which one would you be?

[Silas Thorne]

The Death Star ;) dum dum dum , dum di dum, dum di dum...


If you were a superhero, what would your superpower be?

[Maryd.]

My superpower would be to hypnotise people into doing anything I wanted them to do....Hua ha hua..

If you were a bee, who would you sting?

[Silas Thorne]

Love.

If you were an alcoholic, what would your drink of choice be?

[papayahed]

vodka

If you were a glass what would be in you??

[Maryd.]

Wine, anything sweet... Love my wine, sweet. Mind you most alcoholics don't chose they just drink.

If you were Love, what kind would you be? (ie: platonic, emotional, romantic.)

[Maryd.]

vodka

If you were a glass what would be in you??

Sorry dear we crossed posts, we'll go with yours.

If you were a glass what would be in you??

[The Comedian]

If I were a glass, I'd be filled with warm, flat, delicious Pabst Blue Ribbon. Why? Such a metaphor for who I am.

If you were a grizzled, old, country & western singer, what song of woe and hardship would you sing?

[Maryd.]

About being a grizzled, old, country and western singer - that the new generation laught at!

If you were Love, what kind would you be? (ie: platonic, emotional, romantic.)

[snape]

Smelly, because I wouldn't have to have showers, being so lovely and all.

If you were a rope, who would you tie.

[Stargazer86]

Someone who I didn't want escaping to call the police muahaha

If you were the journal of a mad scientist, what brilliant secret discovery/invention would you tell about?

[The Comedian]

I'd tell my secret recipe for finding serenity in a loud, busy world.

If you were a sports car, how much horsepower would you have?

[*Classic*Charm*]

(Insert impressive number here)

If you were a time capsule, what would you contain?

[kingoflombards]

Missing puzzle pieces and unmatched socks.:D


If you were a dinosaur, which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

An extinct one :p

If you were a punctuation, which one would you be?

[Maryd.]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you were a number, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

3, because I'm prime baby: natural and have two divisors.

If you were the last piece of paper on earth, what word would be written on you?

[Scheherazade]

"How to Recycle Paper

Instructions:"

If you were a annoying habit, what would you be?

[The Comedian]

If you were an annoying habit, what would you be?

A fixer of people's typos, what else?

If you were Muppet, would we see your strings?

[DanielBenoit]

Yeah, too overly self-conscious. . . . .

If you were a writer from the early 20th century, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

Edward Abbey

If you were a little white lie, which Litnneter would you deceive?

[Scheherazade]

If you were an annoying habit, what would you be?A fixer of people's typos, what else?
Oh, fine, fine. Pick on the girl whose first language is not English... Just because I am ESOL... :(

:p
If you were a little white lie, which Litnneter would you deceive?Anyone would do really... Not picky about people I lie to!

If you were a finger, which one would you be?