If you were a...

[Nikhar]

I wouldn't. I have really never fancied being like anyone else coz I think I have got one of the better hearts than many people.

If you were to write a parody of one of the famous novels, which would it be?

[BienvenuJDC]

The Man in the Iron Mask

If you were a character in that Parody, what chacter would you be and what would the parody name be?

[kingoflombards]

I would be Larry from "Harry Porter and the Sorcerer's Spinoff"


If you were a jewel, what would you be made of?

[BienvenuJDC]

I am a jewel

If you were a tree, what kind of wood would you be?

[PoeticPassions]

Bristlecone pine... the oldest living species of tree...

If you were a flower or plant which one would you be?

[BienvenuJDC]

Giant Redwood

If you were a castle, what would the stones look like in your walls?

[JuniperWoolf]

Laffy taffy.

If you were a rat, where would you live?

[BienvenuJDC]

Hershey

If you were a Jonas brother, which who would you date?

[kingoflombards]

Knowing the Jonas Brothers.....probably each other :lol:!


If you were a color which would you be?

[jekan blazer]

the color of arctic fox fur...

let me rephrase my question...
if you had tol trade places with one person of your choice for one year, (keeping your personality of course) who would you trade with and why?

[kingoflombards]

I like where I am at now, thanks.


If you were confronted with a sphinx, how would you react?

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd try to answer its riddle.

If you were a body of water, what would you be?

[Nikhar]

Fresh Lake.....

If you were a magical creature, which one would you be?

[SmileyBon]

A dragon! I thought they were real when I was little :S and wouldn't they be an awsome yet very very scary creature!


If you were invisible for a day what would you do?

[kingoflombards]

Get a sun tan. I'm too fat to not wear a shirt (190 pounds) and it would be nice to be invisible.



If you were born in any decade other than yours, which decade would it be and why?

[BienvenuJDC]

the 1940...I love the music and movies...the styles and the lifestyles

If you were someone from the 40s, what would you like to be?

[kingoflombards]

Cannot comply. There are too many variables for this situation to be accurate. Error. King-bot go boom.

Rebooting....

Same question?

[Nikhar]

Who would I like to be? Hmm......

Pandit Nehru or Mahatma Gandhi perhaps


If you were to find out that you just had a day to live, what all would you do in that one day?

[Sarasvati21]

If I had just one day to live, I would spend as much time as I could with my family, I would play good music, and laugh a lot.

If you were a dog, where would be your favourite place to sleep?

[ahsiam]

my bed anyway i guess...lol

if you were a ghost, what would you do?

[kiz_paws]

I'd follow Trent Reznor around for starters... :p

If you were doing the final graduation speech, what would you focus your discussion on?

[Sarasvati21]

For high school or college? If high school, I had decided that I would speak about everything we had learned from one another. The theme was "appreciation," so it fit. I wasn't a valedictorian, though, so I didn't have to worry about it, luckily!

If you were a migratory bird, where would be your preferred winter and summer spots?

[BienvenuJDC]

I would find a temperate spot that stayed about 65 degrees all year round so that I wouldn't have to keep moving.

If you were a teacher, who would you teach and what would be the subject matter?

[kingoflombards]

I would be a college Professor in biomedical engineering.


If you were a reptile, what species would you be? (You don't have to use scientific terms)

[Stargazer86]

Some sort of lizard

If you were a mythological god/goddess, what would be your traits, name, and origin?

[BienvenuJDC]

The brown clay of the farm prairie was brought to life by the tears of forlorn mother who lost her only son to the oppressors (bullies), this brought about all the spirits of those oppressed...not to enact revenge, but to defend those from here on against oppressors...my name would be Able...

If you were the goddess to marry Able, give the same...origin, characteristics, and name?

[BienvenuJDC]

The brown clay of the farm prairie was brought to life by the tears of forlorn mother who lost her only son to the oppressors (bullies), this brought about all the spirits of those oppressed...not to enact revenge, but to defend those from here on against oppressors...my name would be Able...

If you were the goddess to marry Able, give the same...origin, characteristics, and name?

Isn't anyone going to answer this one?

[Beautifull]

i would live by able, following his ways, but using comfort instead of protectiveness... living only to feel, having the features of a mother, the comfort of the water...the way it surrounds you,keeps you up making you feel light and making the bads seem like memories to be forgotten...my name would be mary...

if you were a count/countess in a foreign land, give origin, name, and characteristics.

[kingoflombards]

I would be Count Drausius or Rome. I would be born in a shack on the edge of the empire and educated by what the community. I would have a rise to power through a border scuffle with a Germanic tribe which I helped defend against. I would be awesome.

If you were me, (the ^ me), how would you go about completing the task?

[kiz_paws]

Well, I'd definitely get the complete boxed set of Trailer Park Boys, just to name one acquisition... :p

If you were an aquatic being, what sort of being would you be?

[papayahed]

something sleek and fast like a shark.

If you were a continent which would you be?

[Stargazer86]

Europe. So much culture, history, beauty, and pain

I've never been there but I've always wanted to go

If you were a country which would you be?

[Beautifull]

ummm....
England i guess...

if you were an animal, what would you be?

[SilentRain]

A snake, a sea snake actually. I've always loved snakes and the sea, besides it would be cool to live with no limbs.


Have you ever dreamed of writing a book?

[Beautifull]

OF COURSE!!!still working on it too

if you were a famous author who would you be?

[SilentRain]

J.R.R Tolkien


same question:D

[Beautifull]

ummm....Stephenie Meyer(only b/c of her OTHER book, The Host. I REPEAT: ONLY B/C OF HER OTHER BOOK!!!!!!!!)

if you were a famous poet(ess), who would you be?

[SilentRain]

hrm.......that's a hard one
I guess I'll go with Edgar Allen Poe, his works are what got me hooked on poetry
((But I'm not that good at writing it)) ha ha~


if you could have anything you want(real or imagined) what would it be?

[Beautifull]

ummm...real love with at least two kids, and a steady job that pays good money....or maybe just enough money that my "husband" makes to not work at all and be astay-at-home-mom!


same!

[SilentRain]

I would love to have a romantic relationship with someone else and have a nice flat with a good-sized library along with a decent income to make ends meet. Sounds a bit much..
*giggles*


which planet in the solar system would you like to go to?

[Beautifull]

ummm...earth? :lol: idk...i never really thought about it, but earth is the one with oxygen on it.

if you were a ballon, what shape/color/size would you be?

[Stargazer86]

Venus. I am a Taurus so it is my ruling planet :D

If you were a fortune cookie, what would fortune (and lucky lottery numbers) would I find inside?

[chef]

life is to short to regret on your mistakes. accept them and try to fix them, and if they cant be fix try to make the best of it

lucky numbers 7, 9, 20, 46, 65

if you were a shoe, what shoe would you like to be, by who would you like to be own and WHY? XD

[PoeticPassions]

A red, hot, stilletto... owned by Monica Bellucci. She's beautiful and elegant and classy.

If you were an insect which one would you be, and who would you bug (no pun intended)?

[Beautifull]

ummm...a caterpillar, so i would know how it feels to be fat, then come from hibernation to feel so light and take to the air....i would bug my sister, like i always do...except as a butterfly, she won't mind if i do...

ok, bck to my question no one answered...



if you were a ballon, what shape/color/size would you be?

[papayahed]

Hot Air balloon! for obvious reasons!:lol: I'd like to be honolulu blue and silver but that might not show up very well in the sky so maybe a nice bright orange with white stripes.


If you were a body of water which would you be?

[Beautifull]

the Carribean's lapping beaches!or beach or w/e...if they're connected...

if you were a stuffed animal, what would you be?

[Joreads]

A cuddly tiger

If you were a season which one would you be

[papayahed]

Spring.

If you were a car which would you be?

[Beautifull]

i'd be a...ummmmmmm....jeep. i love outdoors and i'm not so small.

[Rolls_Rave]

I'd like to be a Rolls Royce! Because it is always touched with gloves of velvet!

If you were a laptop which laptop would you be???

[Haunted]

MacBook Air! It's works beautifully. ah, I can never forget the expression on people's faces when they see mine, it takes their breath away!

If you were a coffee, would you be rich or sweet?...And what flavor?

[Beautifull]

rich and classic

if you were a rock, what kind would you be(texture, color,size)?

[Maryd.]

I would be a small white pebble amongst large black stones.

If you were the opposite sex, what would you change about yourself?

[kiz_paws]

Think I'd be more aggressive.

If you were a piece of jewelry, what piece would you be?

[Stargazer86]

A classic pearl necklace

If you were an imaginary friend, what would your name be (describe yourself)

[*Classic*Charm*]

If I were someone's imaginary friend, I would be an animal. Either a cat or a horse. Stubborn but fiercely loyal.

If you were a musical instrument, what would you be and who would play you?

[Maryd.]

Drums, because I like to make noise...

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

If you were a bird where would your wings take you?

[kiz_paws]

I think that my wings would fly me to a beautiful clearing half-way up a mountain, where the air is crisp and clean, and the view below amazing.

If you were a penguin, would you be happy?

[Joreads]

Yes I think I would

If you were a bird where would you fly

[Maryd.]

I would fly to France - Paris... Have always longed to go. One day!

If you were a dog, what would make you bark?

[mikemaster70]

people not paying attention to me!

if you were an island where would you be and who would inhabit you?

[Stargazer86]

Somewhere in the Carribean, uninhabited except for the wildlife and some wild pigs. Until, one day, a plane crashes on me and the only survivors are some English schoolboys. And then mayhem ensues.

If you were the pet of a celebrity, who would own you and what kind of animal would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

I'd be Cillian Murphy's crow.

If you were a fish, which one would you be and where would you live?

[Maryd.]

A clown fish and I would be living on the Barrier Reef Australia.

If you had a choice to be rich or a stunning model (without work), which would you choose?

[kingoflombards]

Me encanta dinero!


If you were faced against three angry cyborg bulls in a bull fighting arena how would you attempt to survive?

[mikemaster70]

squirt them with a water bottle so the short-circuit!

if you were a dog what breed would you be?

[Maryd.]

A Labrador (seeing eye dog) as I have always liked helping people

If you were broke and just won $25,000, but a close family member needed the cash to get them out of a serious dilema, would you give it to them?

[JuniperWoolf]

The only thing that I can imagine is that they've been arrested and need bail money, because health care here is free. If that were the case, I don't think so.

If you were a famous painting, which would you be?

[mikemaster70]

A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte, by French painter Georges Seurat

http://blog.uncovering.org/archives/uploads/2008/08060402_blog.uncovering.org_seurat.jpg

if you were a work of literature, what moral would you hold?

[BienvenuJDC]

Selflessness

If you were a Biblical character, which one would you be?

[JuniperWoolf]

Leviathan.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/Destruction_of_Leviathan.png/482px-Destruction_of_Leviathan.png

If you were a dog, who would you bite?

[BienvenuJDC]

No one...

If you were a Space Ship, what would be your name?

[zanna]

USS Ironhead, lol!

If you were such a space ship, what would your mission be?

[Haunted]

To let our imagination travel as far as the universe allows

If you were a key, what would you unlock?

[papayahed]

Fort Knox

If you were a dog which breed would you be?

[Haunted]

a mutt...I'll have all the good genes from each breed

if you were a pencil, what would your first word(s) be?

[Nikhar]

Spreadpeace and everyone's beautiful.


Cool Question. Same.

[JuniperWoolf]

Grocery List.

If you were a movie monster, which would you be (and provide the film from which you derive).

[Mathor]

Eve from All About Eve (if that counts)

same question?

[JuniperWoolf]

Claudia, from "Interview with the Vampire."

If you were a movie killer (eg. Norman Bates from "Psycho"), who would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Scorpio from Dirty Harry.


If you were a musical instrument, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

The drums, because I make a lot of noise... Hahahahaha.

If you were a hero, who would you be?

[kingoflombards]

My grandfather. He is super cool.


If you were a book, what genre would you be?

[Maryd.]

Fiction. Love a good yarn

If you had your life over would you change anything?

[kiz_paws]

no, I think not.

If you were a fish, what kind of fish would you be?

[Maryd.]

A clown fish.

If you were a famous politician, who would you be?

[Haunted]

John McCain, I think...love the idea of a real life hero

If you were a piano, which musician would you want to belong to?

[Maryd.]

Liberace (I think that's how you spell his name)

If you were a character in the 'Da Vinci Code' who would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Never read it.



If you were in a book (as in, a character or as yourself added to the book's plot) which book would it be?

[Haunted]

Tess of the d'Urbervilles

If you were a character in a book, who would you want to write your story?

[kingoflombards]

Rick Riordan.



If you were a potato, what kind would you be?(Idaho, sweet, yellow, couch, ect...)

[Haunted]

sweet potatoes covered with melted marshmallows

if you were made into french fries, which fast food restaurant would you be sitting nice and warm in?

[Maryd.]

McDonalds

If you were a fruit, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

Papaya!!!!!

If you were a bag of potato chips which kind would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Crinkle cut oven chips!

OK, OK... I know you are talking about "crisps". Probably salt and vinegar.


If you were a Hallmark card, for which occasion would you be?

[kingoflombards]

A "Sorry for catching you on fire" card.


If you were a secret agent, what would your code name be? (I'd be razzmatazz)

[KryStaLitsa]

"emerald fox" is kind of cool...hahah!!!

if you were a cartoon,which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Popeye the Sailor. That stuff never gets old.


If you were a notebook, what would be written in you?

[Maryd.]

A poem to a friend.

If you were a novel what genre would you be?

[AimusSage]

sci-fi horror with the weirdest romance ever. :lol:

If you were a typewriter, who would have you?

[Scheherazade]

Someone who hasn't mastered the recent technology yet.

If you were one of the seven dwarves, which one would you be?

[papayahed]

sleepy


If you were a shoe what kind would you be?

[toni]

pink ballet flats :D

If you were a recipe....

[Lynne50]

beef bourgnion ( sp?) I just saw Julie and Julia. Very good movie.

If you where a side dish, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A fresh salad without the dressing.

Same question?

[Haunted]

nay, I could be a main dish, appetizer or dessert, but I ain't no side dish LOL

if you were a clock, would you turn back time?

[Maryd.]

Yes. Would to see the outcome

If you were a clock would you push time forward?

[Scheherazade]

No, I would stop the time ;)

If you were a song, which one would you be?

[The Comedian]

"Find the River" REM

If you were an adverb, what very lovely word would you be?

[Scheherazade]

"Unwittingly".

If you were a book cover, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

"Percy Jackson and the Lightning Thief".


If you were in a band, what kind of music would you play.

[Maryd.]

Anything loud, preferably 80's music

If you were a teacher - what type would you be? (eg english, maths, science etc)

[toni]

Pre-school teacher. Oh, wait, I already am! :p

If you were one of Shakespeare's tragedies, you would be...

[Riesa]

Antony and Cleopatra

if you were a song which song would you be?

[Maryd.]

Rock with You - by Michael Jackson

Same question

[Scheherazade]

At the moment... "No Rain" by Blind Melon (http://www.hittrax.com.au/youtube.asp?ccode=MB1157&Dealer=1016&InetOrder=True)

If you were book, which one would you be?

[littlelit]

The Mill on the Floss


If you were not you, who would you be?

[rimbaud]

no one more interesting :)

if you were money, would you consider yourself bad influence on men?

[Maryd.]

Yes

If you were a dog, which breed would you be?

[rimbaud]

husky i hope


if you were a painting what would you have painted on?

[kingoflombards]

Plaster. (I'd be a fresco)


If you were a color, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Red, hot Red.

If you were a car, which one would you be?

[Haunted]

a convertible

If you were a yacht, where would you be now?

[DanielBenoit]

In a garage, rusting away.

If you were a McDonalds Happy Meal, how would you feel?

[Maryd.]

Scared... very scared...

If you were a football, who's boot would you like to kick you?

[DanielBenoit]

No one. I would prefer to be left in the locker room.

If you were in Lynch's film Eraserhead, what would you think?

(for those who haven't seen it)
If you were in the most @!&%ed up place you could imagine, what would you think?

[kingoflombards]

"How'd I get back in my room?" :lol:


If you were a dude pretending to be a dude wearing a badger hat, which is in part played by another dude, what would you think?

[DanielBenoit]

I'm coming up with the answer as I figure out the mathematical equations.

If so were a kite, were would you fly?

[Maryd.]

I would fly to Paris. Have always wanted to go.

If you were a song what would your name be?

[papayahed]

I guess one of my favorites - Hotel Yorba.


If you were a video game which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Good, old Tetris.

If you were a month, which one would you be?

[rimbaud]

September

If you were a season, which one would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

Winter

The same.

[rimbaud]

spring or fall

the same, i really wanna know the answer to this one

[Haunted]

Winter. And I'll marry summer and live happily ever after in the tropics.

if you were Crazy Glue, what would you like to put back together?

[rimbaud]

can I say the beatles :S

if you were a song which one would you be?

[Haunted]

(If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want To Be Right

if you were a novel, what would it be about?

[The Comedian]

high aspirations, middling achievement, & contentment.

If you were a cup of coffee, would you be iced or hot? ;)

[DanielBenoit]

hot and black as midnight on a moonless night ;)

if you were scissors, what would you cut?

[PoeticPassions]

oo! oo! I would cut shrubs and bushes and make them into really cool shapes... like Edward Scissorhands :D

If you were a story, how would you end?

[The Comedian]

With a sunrise, a calm lake, and laughin' loon

Let's reverse this:

If you were a story, how would you begin?

[PoeticPassions]

With a bottle of wine that spills between two lovers just about to part ways, perhaps for good.

If you were about to be left/abandoned by the love of your life, what would you do?

[toni]

I'd throw a teenage tantrum, grab my iPod, play some background music to further magnify the pain, contemplate, hurl on the bed then realize he isn't worthy of me and move on. :lol:


If you were a horse...

[DanielBenoit]

I would at last find my chance to eat hay :nod:

If you were food, what would you eat?

[toni]

I would at last find my chance to eat hay :nod:


a dream come true, perhaps? :lol:


If you were food, what would you eat?

Er... sunlight? :redface:

If you were musical, you'd be..

[DanielBenoit]

a piano for sure

if you were an instrument, you would play

[Maryd.]

The 'Pink Panther' theme.

Same question?

[DanielBenoit]

Beethoven's 9th. End of story

the same.

[KryStaLitsa]

la valse d'Amelie-Yann Tiersen

If you were an electric device,which one would you be??

[Maryd.]

A drill

If you were give a chance to relive your life what would you change?

[rimbaud]

noting, well, this morning I ate too much, so I'd change that :S

same question?

[kingoflombards]

I've picked some terrible people to be friends with in the past.... I'd rather never think of that again.


If you were annoying who would you annoy?...oh wait a second scratch that....(Joking)

[Maryd.]

Everyone... I would annoy everyone.

If you were asked to help an old lady asked to help her across a busy road, would you?

[Haunted]

have done it several times. Old ladies seem to be drawn to me when they cross some of the busiest streets in the world.

This thread is "If you were a", so staying with the original question structure, my question is...

if you were a mirror, what would you say to your own reflection?

[DanielBenoit]

To be or to to be.

(reference to Kenneth Braunnagh in Hamlet :lol:)


If you were dead what would you think?

[toni]

How to haunt/terrorize people the best way possible.

If you were a lolcat, you'd say...

[Haunted]

I love you and I just puked on your favorite rug

If you were a dog, what would you say to a pair of slippers

[DanielBenoit]

http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens2327471module12969907photo_1228861650lol cat2.gif

The same.

[DanielBenoit]

I love you and I just puked on your favorite rug

If you were a dog, what would you say to a pair of slippers

yummy :) :banana:

[Haunted]

If you were the slippers, what would you say to the dog?

[DanielBenoit]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/2/3/128781898189923115.jpg

Liar!!!!!!


What will happen next?

http://ihasahotdog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/cute-puppy-pictures-chew-shoes.jpg

[Haunted]

someone is going to have a hot dog for lunch :D

if you were a bottle of ketchup, would you give the diner a hard time?

[DanielBenoit]

. . . . and would be laughing the whole time :lol:

If you were a hot dog, would you feel comfortable with mustard on top of you?

[Haunted]

arh! get me outta here!

If you were the mustard, would you speak with a French accent?

[DanielBenoit]

Oui, oui :brow:

If you were a tissue, what would you say to the nose?

[Haunted]

you blew it! :sick:

if you were a hand, what will you tell the other hand?

[DanielBenoit]

Eeewwww, you're sweaty

If you time what would you think?

[Maryd.]

I am queen of the world, everyone relies on me...

If you were a $100.00 bill, who's hand would you land in first?

[DanielBenoit]

My own

If you were a bird, where would you fly?

[rimbaud]

up to the sun

if you were a superhero what kind of superpowers would you have?

[Maryd.]

Invisibility

If you were a helmet, what famous head would you like to rest on?

[toni]

David Beckham :lol:

If you were a surfboard, what beach would you like to go to?

[Maryd.]

Golly don't know what the beach was called, but used to watch a show when I was younger. I think it was called Hawaii five 0. Whatever beach that was. I dreamt about it often. Weird ha? But that's the one I'd surf on.

If you were a dress, which movie star would wear you?

[toni]

I'm sure it was a lovely beach! ;)

Cate Blanchett! Or Audrey Hepburn, if she were alive.

If you were a teacup, who would you like to take a sip?

[Maximilianus]

Cate Blanchett!! :banana: She's a ruling Aussie :banana:

If you were a mountain, what famous character should reach your summit?

[Maryd.]

Cate Blanchett!! :banana: She's a ruling Aussie :banana:

If you were a mountain, what famous character should reach your summit?

Yea, Go Katie...

If I were a mountain, I would like Eddie Murphy to climb me, so when he gets to my top, I can hear his famous laugh. I just love it... It's one of a kind.

If you were a dumpster, what famous celebrity's rubbish would you like to have?

[KryStaLitsa]

hahahaaha!!!!I think I'd like to have Maddona's conical bra....It's got such a great history!!!:lol:

If you were a vampire what would your super power be?

[rimbaud]

flying def v----v :)

if u were a landscape what kind of landscape would you be? :S (it's kinda lame, but still)

[toni]

Valley :D

:wave: hey Rimbaud!


If you were a salad, what kind of dressing would you prefer?

[KryStaLitsa]

I'd be Wuthering Heights!!!!

If you were a spongebob character which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

The Flying Dutchman!


Same.

[Scheherazade]

Squidward.

If you were a day of the week, which one would you be?

[rimbaud]

:wave: hey Rimbaud!





:wave: back :)

and I'd be Friday

[kingoflombards]

I'd be Wednesday.

If you were a star, which would you be? (I'd be Anatres, of Scorpio)

[Maryd.]

Southern Cross

If you were a gun who would you shoot?

[Maximilianus]

Rapists and murderers, genocides and the like, though I'd run out of ammo too soon :mad:

If you were a pain, who would you hurt without killing them?

[DanielBenoit]

No one, I believe there's too much pain in the world already.

If you were a plant, what would you be?

[Maryd.]

A red rose.

If you were shoes, where would you go?

[KryStaLitsa]

to the cobbler..!?!

if you were a shampoo,how would you be smelling??

[Maryd.]

Like melon

If you were a room in a standard home, which room would you be?

[DanielBenoit]

the bedroom/private library

if you were a stuffed animal, what would you be?

[toni]

An adorable, extra-large and fluffy bear! So I get to hug everybody.

If you were a language, you'd be...

[DanielBenoit]

La France

If you were a food, what would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Considering how much I annoy my sister, I'd either be chopped liver or dead meat! :lol:


If you were an ancient Greek god, which would you be?

[Scheherazade]

Athena.

If you were a meal in the day, which one would you be?

[rimbaud]

night snack

if you were breakfast, what kind of breakfast would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be sausage, potato, bacon, pancake, waffle, eggs, and biscuit breakfast.



If you were a lame movie, which would you be?

[rimbaud]

art school confidential :D my friends think it's lame, but I like it

if you were a sit come which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Probably "Monk".


If you were a zombie, how would you spread the zombidom? (Through biting, through the air, through magic, ect...)

[rimbaud]

biting v----v

something that involves physical contact

if you were a color what color would you be? (lame, i know :))

[kingoflombards]

Razzmatazz red.


If you were a music player, what would you be?

[rimbaud]

record player :)

same?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be a guitar player. :D


If you were a bird, what kind would you be?

[rimbaud]

eagle :) you?

if you were a cartoon character which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

A mix between a condor and a gyrfalcon.

And I'd be Daffy Duck.

If you were an actor, who would you be?

[rimbaud]

me of course :) is there anyone better? :)

ok, if you could have a superpower what would it be?

[kingoflombards]

I'd have the power to reshape all mater with my intentions.

If you were a swallow, would you be African or European?

[rimbaud]

don't know much (or anything) about birds, but... European?
what's the difference?

if you were a poem, what would you sing about?

[kingoflombards]

Firstly, it's a Monty Python joke. And secondly, the wind.


If you were a comedian, what would you joke about?

[Maryd.]

People, their looks and their characters. Then I would duck as I left the building. Hahaha

If you were an aeroplane, where would your first destination be?

[rimbaud]

paris always wanted to go there

you?

[Maryd.]

Yes, yes, that is my first destination as well.

What is the genre of books you like to read?

[papayahed]

sci fi


If you were a T-Shirt what color would you be?

[Maryd.]

Hot red.

Same question?

[AimusSage]

purple. or no, that's what I wear right now, green is more fitting.

If you were a drug, what would be your effects?

[Maryd.]

I would make this new generation dance more.

Same question?

[Nikhar]

It would relax you, make you smile and forget all worries.


If you were a computer peripheral, which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

I'd be a microphone.


If you were a board game which woudln't you be?

[rimbaud]

cluedo :)

if you were a card game, which one would you be? or which card? :) pick one

[Maryd.]

I would be solitaire

If you were a pillow, who's head would rest on you?

[papayahed]

David's


If you were a shoe what type would you be?

[The Comedian]

an old, faded, paint-stained, grass-stained sneaker.

If you were an elementary school teacher, what grade would you teach?

[kingoflombards]

Fifth


Same.

[Maryd.]

Well we don't call it elemtary here in Aus. So can't reply. But I work with the very little children, so I will say second.

If you were a pianist, who would play you?

[kingoflombards]

Twisted Sister.


same.

[Maryd.]

Actually don't mind Twisted Sister either. But will go with Maddona.

If you were a guitar, what music would you play? (Can't wait for this answer...Hahaha)

[kingoflombards]

Stone Cold Crazy by Queen.


If you were a band, what genre would you be?

[Maryd.]

Classical Rock!

Same again?

[kingoflombards]

Indie metal.


If you were a movie, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

The Sixth Sense

Same again?

[DanielBenoit]

8 1/2

the same.

[kingoflombards]

Nacho Libre!


If you were a midget(or for midgets, taller) how would you change your life to adjust?

[Maryd.]

Well the fact that I am only 5ft2 might make me a closer midget than most. I wouldn't adjust, happy being me. Good things come in small packages. Hehehe

If you were a telephone, who would you call?

[kingoflombards]

Long distance. I would make my own prank calls! :lol:


Same.

[Maryd.]

I would call you... Hahahaha.

If you were a lolly (oops candy), which one would you be?

[kingoflombards]

Lemon flavored.


If you were a creeper, what creepy things would you do? (drugs, stalking, stealing from small children, ect...)

[Maryd.]

Stalking.

If you were a home, what type would you be? (Single, double, mansion, tent etc)

[kingoflombards]

I'd be a fortress. (nothing fancy :lol:)


If you were a painting, which would you be?

[Maryd.]

Mona Lisa of course

Same question?

[kingoflombards]

I dunno. Probably something by Gary Larson.

Same.

[KryStaLitsa]

Guernica by Picasso prabably(all my internal struggle:p)

If you were a scientist would you go for creating clones?

[rimbaud]

human clones- def no!, animals- don't know

same question?

[hoope]

Naaah .. i wouldn't go for cloning humans nor animal :D
but i want to clone body parts to help ppl who had accidents ; I dnt know if that can happen without cloning a whole human :P

If you were cat would eat mouse ??? looool

[DanielBenoit]

http://www.innocentenglish.com/funny-pics/lolcats/cat-looking-at-cute-mouse.jpg

the same.

[toni]

I'd rather eat catfood ^^


If you were a clown, who would you love to entertain?

[rimbaud]

oh my god, clowns are scary, so... little children, they'll be traumatized for life :S ~evil clown laugh~ (getting into character)

if you were and actor with a choice to play every part, which part would you play?

[DanielBenoit]

Hamlet :lol:

the same.

[rimbaud]

hamlet, one of my top 5 :)
still, I'd have to say Jean-Baptiste Grenouille or Harry Haller

[toni]

Same answer! Hamlet, that is. :lol:


If you had excellent vocal prowess, which song would you sing?