King of the hill

[B-Mental]

Madhuri's hill!

B returns from Antarctica with his army of mutant emperor penguins. It appears that B is their emperor, and he orders them to remove Madhuri from the hill. Madhuri is carried off on the wings of the svelte penguins....HAHAHA.

B's hill fortified with a complete retinue of penguin bodyguards.

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

A great idea suddenly dawns on me :nod: I immediately buy Happy Feet dvd's for the penguins, and they realise how much they miss their home land. They all go back singing and dancing. Now, who will save you, B? *rubbing hands* *devious grin* I approach B and he runs away :p.

Aha.....back to MY HILL :D

:banana:

[Nightshade]

While baddie maddie is celbrating I burrow up from under the hill using my acme worm hole send Maddie to the deepest darkest forests of the amazon
mwaaaaaahahaha:lol:
MYHILL

[optimisticnad]

would i ruin the game if i came along and just said you can have the hill, I don't want it?

that kind of reverse psychology worked on nightshade!

this hill belongs to: Opti. No trespassing. Blind but dangerous dogs around.
:-) If you can see this you're caught on camera! Smile.

[seasong]

Opti's hill.

I send the dogs to sleep by feeding them sleeping pills mixed in with beef. Then, with my amazing powers I open a door into a 2 dimensional space and send Opti there. Have fun trying to breathe! I saunter up and claim...

Seasong's hill.

[optimisticnad]

Actually I live on Mars so no problem with breathing.

Seasong got hungry. Found some beef in the fridge (known its the drugged ones). Gallops them up 'Yum yum'. Fast asleep in seconds.
I've put you up for adoption.

Opti's hill.

[B-Mental]

Opti's Hill. B-Mental sneaks in disguised as a giant birthday cake, and when opti is about to blow out the candles B leaps out. B wraps opti in bungee cord restraints and then throws old tires over Opti's head until he is a pillar of tires. B then tips the tire column over and gleefully laughs as the poor Optimisticnad bounces down the hill. B tauntingly yells, "Happy Birthday Optimisticnad, and thanks for the hill!"

B's Hill!

[papayahed]

B's Hill. I'm late for Opti's birthday so I give the ballons I brought to the only other person on the hill. As B takes the ballons he floats off into the sky, and only then do I take off the weights that kept me grounded that were hidden under my coat.

P's Hill.

[Madhuri]

Papaya's Hill !!

I know Papaya is fond of solving maths questions. Hmmm.....So I give her a very tough maths question -- Add 2 and 2 :p She becomes too involved in solving this question that she doesnt realise she has walked far, far away from the hill.

I reclaim my rightful property :D MY HILL !! :banana:

Warning -- If you decide to come back, I have another tough question ready for you, Papaya :p

:D :D

[B-Mental]

Madi's hill. Madhuri was mentally exhausted after the quiz given to Papaya. She went to take a nap. B returns to find madi asleep in bed. B sneaks up to madi and ties balloons to the bedpost. Madi floats towards the heavens. Watch that first step Madhuri...Its a doozy. HA HA HA!

B's Hill

[papayahed]

B's Hill.

I have gather my ammunintion and have launched my assault on the hill. B is forced to flee from the assault of Pineapples, mangos, apples, and other assorted fruits flying through the air.

Papaya's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Papaya's Hill. B comes back to the hill bearing a giant bowl of fruit salad that was laced with fruit flavored EX-Lax. B had locked all of the bathroom doors (both mens and womens) and Papaya leaves the hill to relieve herself.

Good luck Papayahed
B's Hill

[The Bookinator]

Bookinator returns to find her treasured hill still subject to countless battles while she was away. Grabbing a bunch of pointy sticks, Book speared all of the fruits lying on the ground, making fruitkabob after fruitkabob. Unfortuntely for B-mental, Mental loooved fruitkabobs. Something about the sweet juices running down the sliver of wood just made him incredibly hungry. Ravenously, he downed stick and stick, forgetting about the Ex-Lax he laced them with earlier. Suddenly he stopped. His eye twitched and... he took off toward the restrooms faster than Sperman OR a speeding bullet.
...
Hey, Ex-Lax'll do that to ya. Anyway, Book them went up and claimed her hill by making a fruit collage that said:

Book's Hill

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
The fruit was so happy for Bookinator, it began to dance to a song about peanut butter and jelly.

[The Bookinator]

Since Bookinator has had a peaceful hill, Book decided to go into experimental science to keep herself busy. One day, she accidentally tripped into a machine that had no use Book could decipher. The machine activated, glad (in it's own machine way) to be of use again. With a whir and buzz and several flashing lights, the door opened and smoke poured out as... two? Bookinators stepped out. Bookie had been cloned.

"Mua ha ha haaaa!" her clone cried out. "At last, I'm free!" Noticing the original Book's clueless expression, the clone explained that she was indeed, the *gasp* "sane" side of the Bookinator! (Cue thriller music.) Did we even think that was possible?

...No, of course not. Anyway, Book's clone advanced menencingly toward Bookie and said 5 magical words...

"Harry Potter 7 is out."

With a scream, Book's insane side went flying down the hill toward the nearest bookstore in search of her treasured story.

Yes fools... I have just evicted myself from the hill by myself. I'm that bored.

...:D

Yeah... :goof:

[kandaurov]

Wow.

Well...

Kandaurov ascents to the top. Slowly, calmly.

But Kandaurov somehow feels that he must kick the hell out of something to feel complete, so Kandaurov heads to K-Fed's, roundhouse kicks him and returns to the top of the hill, proud with his conquest.

It's mine now! Hu hu

[Madhuri]

Kand's Hill

I see that Kand is doing some random things on this beautiful hill. Its damaging the beauty and disrupting the peace. If you have to be on MY HILL you will have to behave :p You just can't go one kicking things and people like that :p Kand feels so guilty that he decides to leave MY HILL, and never come back.

I get back to bringing peace back on the hill.

If you come back Kand, i'll have to make one call to the Gang of Girls from the Coffee Room :p

MY HILL !! :banana:

:D :D

[B-Mental]

Madhuri's hill.

Hmm, B cuts the phone and internet connections on Madi's hill. Then he sneaks up on Madi wearing a mask ala 'the scream'. Madi runs off.

B's hill

[Jay]

B's hill.

Since B confused movies, he's the Scary Movie kinda mask-wearing baddie and only manages to hurt himself in the process of scaring Madhuri, thus rendering himself 'out of order'. Do I see a hill for the grabs? I believe I do! :brow:

MY hill! :cool:

[HandyAndy]

Jay's Hill

HandyAndy sneaks up behind Jay and yells loud behind him and makes him jump and trip then roll down the hill, HandyAndy laughs and takes the hill!

HandyAndy's Hill :lol:

[Nightshade]

HandyAndy must forfit the hill for not realising Jay is indded a she

and Jay is still getting back up so YES My hill

The smilie flag flies again!

[Jay]

Night's hill.

Finally managing to trudge all the way uphill again, I scare Night's smilies and they scatter all over the hill, forcing Night to chase them with a big bag for safe-keeping. With Night otherwise occupied, the hill's once again free to be reclaimed by its one and only true master... mistress ;)...

ME! MY hill! :p

[papayahed]

Jay's hill

I hand Jay And Night a note that says "Moderators meeting, all must attend signed Scher". Jay and night run off. My Hill

Papaya's Hill

[Jay]

Papaya's hill.

Upon arriving to a secret mod meeting and finding out that we've been bluffed, one's mod finger tends to itch towards the big red mod button of doom ;). I ban Papaya from

MY HILL!! :D

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill !!

The button is still in testing stage, instead of banning Papaya, it bans all the mods :p.....Yay !! We are free to wreck havoc in the forums :p....Oops not before I get back MY HILL. :D

MY HILL !!

:banana:

[papayahed]

Mad's Hill

Mad's too fast for me..

But what Mad doesn't know is that i'm a sucker for going place I'm not wanted. Like a bad penny i always show up, this time with dynamite in which I blow Mad off the hill. (and a small chunk of the hill as well)

Papaya's hill

[Jay]

Papaya's hill.

Now now, what is it with wrecking MY hill? Play nice, kids! If you can't, I'll keep all the toys for myself... and since it's MY hill anyway, so I shall!

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Well well well, your hill? You're joking right?

Don't you know that it is infact my hill?

I will test the ultimate weapon of doom on you, it is called the KTFC, which is short for Kittens Trashing and Frontloading Cannon! (The name was the winner in an internet contest, it actually has nothing to do with the actual functioning of the weapon, which is not even a real cannon) In line with expectations, Jay is now across the galaxy, trapped in a cubicle, forced to work 8 hour shifts a day on a planet with a 7 hour rotation schedule. :p

My hilll!

[papayahed]

A's Hill

I give a the same note that i gave to Jay and Nightie and A runs off to the mod meeting.

Papaya's Hill

[B-Mental]

B's hill.

Since B confused movies, he's the Scary Movie kinda mask-wearing baddie and only manages to hurt himself in the process of scaring Madhuri, thus rendering himself 'out of order'. Do I see a hill for the grabs? I believe I do! :brow:

MY hill! :cool:
The mask worn during the 'Scary Movie' is a recreation of the famous Ibsen painting 'The Scream'.

papaya's Hill. B uses his own KTFC (Ken Tucky's Fried Chicken) on Papayahed. The KTFC is the worlds greasiest chicken. B sends bucket to Papayahed who ends up with high blood pressure and a note from the doctor for bedrest.

B's Hill! Baby, Yeeehaa!

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !! :rolleyes:

No babies allowed on litnet. You are not even 2, and you still roam around in Kitkat suits :p B lied about his age, and has been called by the mods to give an explanation. Mods don't understand a word he says as it's baby babble :p While B explains and mods translate I quietly go back on MY HILL !

Sign on my hill says -- B and babies DO NOT ENTER !! :p :p

MY HILL !! :banana:

:D :D

[B-Mental]

Baddie Maddie's Hill. Ooooh, I'm gonna get you good. *comes out..gooo muh googah geg goo gud* B is a time traveller, and returns to the hill as a very old and ecentric codger reminiscing about the 'good old days'. B asks Maddhuri to purchase a small flower to help his oldtimer's group. Maddie being a baddie refuses the purchase. Good ol' B foists the faux flower on Maddie by saying, "oh take the flower...please, it will make me feel better." The ever cautious Madhuri lets her guard down for just one moment, but before she can say, "That old coot looks familiar," she is transported away via the miniature wormhole homing device. Maddie finds herself engulfed in the wormhole, which transports across time and space to the far side of the galaxy immediately after the Big Bang. Buh Bye Maddie.

B teletimeports back to his adult self.

B's hill complete with rewritten sign. "NO BADDIES ALLOWED!"

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !! (I love taking back my hill from B :p)

The machine that B bought was faulty, instead of making him adult he is shrunk to the size of an ant :p He has his face but the body of an ant :p He is big enough to live under the shadow of a 'tall' grass strand. Well.....I have no problem, I pick him up, and holding him in my two fingers (yeah you are that small), I just take him off my hill.....:p

Now the sign says -- BADDIES IN -- BABIES AND B OUT !! :p :p

MY HILL !! :cool:

:D :D

[B-Mental]

Maddie's hill. B the man/ant finds he can control ants with his mind. Now the leader of several ant colonies, B brings them to Maddie's hill. The army of ants picks Madhuri up and carries her off to a giant anthill. There Maddie is entrenched deep in the bowels of the anthill...which will forever be known as Madhuri's Anthill. If you are very quiet when you pass, you might just hear the tortured shrieks of Madhuri driven insane by the thousands of thousands (millions?) of ants that trod upon her. The real hill belongs to the superheroic man/ant B-mental!

B's Hill...better stay away unless you want fire ants to bite you. Be afraid, very afraid.

[Pendragon]

(Meanwhile, off in the Shadowlands, Pendragon is sleeping off a wicked kerosene hangover. The noise of battle arouses him for a moment. Opening the dimensional window, he gazes down at that worthless "Hill". B and Maddie are at it again! He sends down some foggy Dragon breath, belches, closes the window and goes back to bed. Look's like B has the hill— for now.)

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l108/AbsalomKane/Smilies/Dragon.gif

[papayahed]

B's Hill

Luckily Papayawas wearing her gas mask and was not affected by the foggy dragon breath. I pull out a ginormous ant trap, B is strangly attracted to it, I pay the local towns folk to carry it out of town and B follows.

Papaya's Hill

[HandyAndy]

Papaya's Hill

As Papaya watches B and the townsfolk walking away with the ant trap, Andy runs up behind Papaya and puts a banana peel (Muhahaha lol) behind Papaya. As Papaya turns to bask in glory, he slips on the peel and falls all the way down, colliding with the Townsfolk and so on and is stuck in the ant trap and Andy claims the hill!

HandyAndy's Hill :thumbs_up

[kathycf]

HandyAndy's Hill:

Andy finds no peace on my hill due to the fact I have speakers blaring on all sides, screeching with recorded sounds of my cat coughing up a furball. Sorry, Andy, but that is the way it goes on...

My hill!

[The Bookinator]

With an impish smile, Bookie snuck up onto Kathy's hill and cranks up the music so loud that Kathy is blasted off of the mound. Book was okay due to a well-placed puff of cotton in her ear, just like in the cartoons. ...Uh, not that I watch them or anything. ^_^ Anyway, Book takes over the hill and replacing her cotton back in the ear, Book then plays the song bananaphone to chase off any would-be invaders. Ring ring ring ring...
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:
Bookie's Hill!

[papayahed]

Book's hill

I love loud music. I send an invitation to Book for the Cartoon Festival and Extravaganza, Book runs off to join the festivities.

Papaya's Hill

[Madhuri]

Papaya's Hill !!

I tell Papaya that there is a great opportunity for Snoopy to be in the limelight at the festival. She can't conceal her excitement and she too runs off to take part.

My Hill !! :D :D

:banana:

[B-Mental]

Well, well, well, if it isn't Maddie's hill. I've had it up to my giblets with Maddie always shrinking me or having me deported or what will you. I walk calmly up to Madhuri and motion for her to lean in (as I gesture that I wish to whisper something in her ear). When she leans closer, I shout "BOO!" Maddie is caught so unaware that she feints. I hail a taxi and send her off. Gee I hope she had the money to cover the fare.

Oh well, B's Hill!

[Madhuri]

:lol:

B's Hill !! AGAIN :rolleyes:

I have a looot of money in my vault. Its a huge 15 story vault full of money, just like Uncle Scrooge, I have to dive in to count my money. I just looovve my money dives. B is curious now. He too wants to take a dive, and I gladly invite him. What B doesnt know is that it's a trap to catch B in my web. The moment B jumps for a dive, he relises thats it's actually an abyss :D Good Bye B :wave: If you need someone for rescue, don't call me :p

I go back on MY HILL :cool:

:banana:

[B-Mental]

Badhuri's Hill! Luckily, B the former wannabe boy scout, was wearing his parachute. He somehow manages to catch an updraft and soars out of the gaping mouth of the abyss. He breaks from the updraft and descends towards the hill, when a sudden gust catches him just feet from the ground. He cuts free from the parachute and gently drops the remaining 3 feet to the ground. The parachute is carried by the wind and wraps around Maddie. She trips and falls getting more and more entangled in the chute until she can barely move. With one last break at freedom she manages to upend herself and rolls down the hill stopping by the edge of the road. There a passing by person (good samaritan) sees the parachute and puts it in the back of their car. Poor Maddie, that car had Antarctic license plates:cold: :cold: . Ciao Bella

B's Hill.:D :D

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

Okay that's enough, that's enough :rolleyes: I can't have you taking over my hill all the time.

Let's conclude this once for all. I have an idea which you can't refuse. Let's flip a coin and decide who will have the hill. Yours will be heads and mine will be tails. If it's heads you don't get the hill and if it's tails I will obviously get MY HILL :p Let's play a fair game for once atleast, Please !!! :p :p

Well, the undisputed winner is now me, me, me....:D :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

[The Bookinator]

So Madhuri wants to play fair? Well, it's usually not my style, but I guess I'll do it... Let's play rock paper scissors! Rock... Paper... Scissors! (Drat we tied!) Let's try again. Rock... Paper... Scissors... (Not again!) Next one wins, 'kay? Rock... Paper... SHINY OBJECT! *throws shiny object to bottom of hill where it is carried away by a bird* Go get it Maddie! (Heh, heh, heh... I know Madhuri's weakness for shiny objects...) Now the hill is...













http://www.wgp.school.nz/images/inserts/seagull.jpg

Mine!

[HandyAndy]

Bookinator's Hill

As bookinator was claiming his glorious hill, Andy places a speaker at the bottom of it of a girl yelling for help! Bookinator hears the screeches of distress and runs down to assist the helpless citizen, leaving the hill open!

HandyAndy's Hill!!!

[kilted exile]

Handyandy is the first victim of the newly instituted 3 strikes and you're out rule:

Strike 1: Bookinator is a she (I think :p )
Strike 2: Using text so small I have to squint to read it
Strike 3: Being a male over the age of 8 referring to himself as "andy"

The punishment for these heinous crimes you ask? Immediate banishment from
MY hill

[kathycf]

Kilted's Hill:

The kilt police come and take away this...this...personage who has dared to call MY hill his. And put something on under that kilt, fer cryin' out loud!

Kathy's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Kathy's Hill. B walks up carrying a small chest filled with beads and baubles. He trades the chest for the hill now known as...
Big B's Bodacious Bauble Bought Hill (aka 5B Hill)

[kathycf]

Big B's hill

Big B has apparently confused me with Maddie and her weakness for shiny objects. Um, not even. I am only beguiled by coffee, chocolate and lipgloss. You are the weakest link...goodbye!

Still MY hill.

[B-Mental]

lol, Kathy's Hill, she can have it, cause I got a good laugh out of that one. LMAO!

still Kathy's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Kathy's Hill

After eating a lunch consisting of one garlic, onion, Roquefort and mayonnaise sandwich, a large pot of black coffee, and a potent cigar; Bib climbs the hill and greets Kathy with a malodorously breathy "HHHhhhhello". At this point Kathy emits pathetic little "urp" and flees the hill (looking for a discreet place to lose her lunch); which is then claimed by Bib.

For the first and possibly last time..... BIB'S HILL!

[zanna]

Pepe la Pew, who was wandering around forlornly in the forest, smells the stench of Bib's aromatic lunch from quite a while away, and, attracted by such an alluring odor comes at a dead run. Bib, noting the love-struck skunk, heads for the hills. Ahem, not this one, the ones over there. So, what else am I supposed to do, but claim my hill? We can't have it go Queen-less, for Pete's sake!

[BibliophileTRJ]

zanna's hill

Bib, having endured a romantic tryst with Pepe, now reeks of skunk AND bad breath. Wandering back to the hill he sees that zanna has fainted dead away from the noxious odor before he even got within 500 yards of her. After unceremoniously rolling the poor unconscious lass down the hill; he re-installs himself as Queen of the Hill.

Bib's Hill

[B-Mental]

Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....

B's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bib's Hill. B-mental pulls on the fire alarm, and Bib flees his hill for safety's sake. B saunters up to....

B's Hill

What kind of hill has a fire alarm installed in it!?! Up till now EVERYTHING in this thread has been ENTIRELY PLAUSIBLE; but now you've gone and made it outlandishly unbelievable. :p ;) :lol:

Still B's Hill

[B-Mental]

If you go back several pages, you will see all sorts of pandemonium. This hill is littered. I just found the alarm, and you didn't. Nyyyyaaahhh. Ok, you can have the hill back....
...........
................
......................
................
...........
NOT!

Still B's Hill

[The Bookinator]

Just then, a poor little girl cautiously approached B-Mental. "Please sir, I need your help. My mother is sick and I need... I need..." The little girl started to cry. Feeling sorry for the kid, B bends down to comfort her. She continues: "I need... I need... A HILL!!!" And with a gigantic shove, the little girl pushes B down the hill and laughs cruelly. "Ha! You sure fell for that one, sucker!"

Running up the hill, Book waved a dollar bill out and shouted, "Great work kid! Here's the ten bucks I owe you!"

But the little girl replied, "Yeah right, like all that was worth ten bucks. I should get a minimum of $100."

Book was angry. "You little... Hey. Why don't you go take B's money. I'm sure he's got plenty!"

"Okay!" she replied brightly! "I'm gonna go buy a lollipop!!"

And now (through the means of little girl persuasion) the Hill is...

MINE! :p

[kathycf]

Book's hill.

The little girl returns in a fury, since B had nothing in his pockets except a few beads and some crumpled tissues. No way anybody can buy a lollipop with that. Said little girl picks up Book and tosses her down the hill (strong kids these days, eh?) as I stand by watching. I pat my little sister (oops, I mean some random little girl) and give her a platinum credit card for her troubles.

I spare no expense when it comes to getting interlopers off of...

MY hill!

[BibliophileTRJ]

Kathy's Hill

In an effort to kindle the latent psychosis in KathyCF's little sister, Bib calls the credit card company and reports the above mentioned Platinum Card as stolen.
Enraged by the fact that she is STILL unrewarded for her efforts the little girl with superhuman strength returns to vent her frustrations upon her big sister.
Watching this amusing bit of sibling rivalry from a safe distance, Bib waits until the dust settles and then re-claims the hill.

Bib's Hill

[zanna]

Bib's Hill

Having recovered enough to come well within 500 yards of the not-quite-so-stinky-anymore hill, Zanna once again appears on the scene, speaking of herself in third person.
"You know, Bib? I'm positive you haven't perfected the art of being in two places at once, so I think you'd better get back to Alaska before someone finds out your lie. By all rights, I'm only imagining you are here to begin with, so I think I'll just un-imagine it."

Ahh, much better. Zanna has her hill to herself again.

[kathycf]

zanna's hill.

I release a swarm of specially trained attack bees to swarm the hill and scare the *something* out of zanna. The bees are especially enraged by those who speak of themselves in the third person, so I have my hill back to myself in no time at all.

MY hill....

[kandaurov]

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways :p) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then :)

[kandaurov]

K's (NOT Big K's, don't be deluded by her evil ways :p) hill.

I get near her, I sneeze, and, either consumed by remorse or just scarred of catching something, she runs away.

But I don't want a hill for anything, only if I owned it, in which case I would put it in a realestate agengy and they'd get me some greenies for it. Since it's a savage law that governs the ownership of the hill, it doesn't interest me the least bit.

Therefore, I offer it to the last owner before K.

That would be Zanna.

Zanna's hill then :)

[kathycf]

kandaurov's hill.
Poor mr k obviously has been wearing a crazy tainted black wig and the cuckoo has seeped into his brain. Since he doesn't get hill management, I will relieve him of his duties. Let zanna get her own hill, bunch of darn whippersnappers around here saying ni to old ladies and taking their hills anyway. Sheesh.

MY hill.

[zanna]

Um, it is Nie, Kathy, as in, "Will the day ever come when Kathy gets to keep the Hill?"

"Nie!" Is what I say to that! And you. It makes a great battle call.
So get off my hill already. You can nie have it.

(As I have learned, nie in German is "never," just for those that don't know. And, if you know better, tell me, so I don't look like a jerk who says "nie" and thinks it means never. :) )

[Jay]

Zanna's hill.

For some reason 'nie' makes me think of Monty Python but I can't remember any details!

In search of the meaning of nie, Zanna abandons the hill and i save it from certain unpleasant fate (like, somebody else saving it :p)

MY hill! :D

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill !!

I tell Jay that she has been ignoring a lot of her duties, like going down the hill and never coming back :p She instantly realises this and hurries down.

*I will be waiting for your no-return Jay* On MY HILL, ofcourse :D :D.

MY HILL !! :cool:

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

Jay doesn't return but as she has modly powers ;), she doesn't have to return, the hill follows her like a puppy :p

MY hill! :D

[Madhuri]

Hmmm...power abuse :rolleyes:

The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough to let her in, but once she is in she can't move or come out. And all this is to be under MY WATCH :p I to be doubly sure, lock it from outside and thow the key in the ocean :D

I return back on MY HILL :banana:

[Jay]

Hmmm...power abuse :rolleyes:
Oh yeah :cool:


The other mods see this injustice, and send Jay to live in a hole big enough...

No hole's that big :D, sorry, no deal, still my hill ;)

[kathycf]

(As I have learned, nie in German is "never," just for those that don't know. And, if you know better, tell me, so I don't look like a jerk who says "nie" and thinks it means never. :) )
I'm sure you are correct with nie, but that wasn't the word I was using. I was using "ni" as in the knights who say ni. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_who_say_Ni) ;)

Oh yea, still Jay's Hill. For now....
*cues sinister music*

[The Bookinator]

Since the little girl recuit didn't work as well as planned (Kathy, tell your sister to meet me at the playground, 3 o'clock), the ever lazy Bookinator decided to recruit... *cue horror music* THE KNIGHTS WHO SAY NI!! Yes... the one word that rules them all!! The Knights are the guardians of the sacred words, such as Peng, Nyy wom, and Ni. Crying out the fatal monosyllabic word, the Knights descended on Jay with shrill, annoying voices. Unable to handle the insanity, Jay feld from the hill, leaving the Bookinator to pay the Knights with a shrubbery and rule the hill.

MY HILL! *NI!*

[Madhuri]

Book's Hill !!

The kights payoff was very less, or so they thought, and above that I tell the 'brave' knights that Book is planning their massacre. They are outraged, mind you, they are blood thirsty knights.....Book only invited more trouble, and tsk tsk....what more can I say...~sigh~ I am the only one left on MY HILL :cool:

MY HILL !!

:D :D

[kathycf]

I return with the knights. Unknown to Maddie, the knights who say "ni" are now the knights who say "icky-icky-icky-icky-ftang-zoop-boing-zhonzj" and they demand Mads cut down a tall tree with.....a herring! Faced with such a task, poor Maddie runs off leaving me in peace on my hill.

Oh yea, MY hill.

[kilted exile]

Well if it was just the knights who say "ni" it wouldnt be much of a problem BUT seeing as Kathy is there as well I guess I'll just need to launch the holy hand grenade of antioch at the hill

MY hill (or whats left of it anyway)

[Madhuri]

Kilt's Hill !!

Alright, Kilt, there is a beer river on the 'other' hill. It will give you a never ending supply of your favourite drink. This was enough to tempt Kilt to abandon the hill, only to be claimed by me, Me, ME...:D

MY HILL !! :cool:

:D :D

[Virgil]

Maddie's hill.

But it starts to rain, and maddie is afraid of her hair getting wet, so rushes inside. But I have no fear of rain and claim the hill for mine. :D

Virgil's hill.:banana:

[Madhuri]

Virgil's Hill !!

I tell Virgie, that someone has kidnapped Brandi :eek2: I point out the direction in which the kidnappers went (which was right down the hill). I play a tape from behind that resembles Brandi's bark, as if saying "Virg, plz come and rescue me". You can't let this happen to your dog, and that too for a mere hill? As Brandi is now being rescued, I can easily claim MY HILL :D :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

[hockeychick8792]

Virgil got mad at Madhuri for doing sch a bad thing. Virgil chases her off the hill, and I come up soon after.

MY HILL!!! :)

[Madhuri]

Chicki's Hill !!

I give her tickets to her favourite team's upcoming hockey match and a chance to have dinner with her favourite player. She runs off to buy a dress for herself.......:D she has to look her best that day.

MY HILL !! :cool:

:D :D

[zanna]

Madhuri, once again using wily ways to dispose of unwanted hill-encroachers, had yet to realize that my middle name is queen-manipulator. (the hyphen makes it one word :)) And so, using my superior manipulation skills, I convince Maddi that since she doesn't have a birthday gift for me, she really must give the hill to me. Can't a gal have the hill in peace at least for ONE DAY?!?!?

MY HILL.

[Pendragon]

Zanna's hill http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-wishdragon.gif

[Pendragon]

Zanna has the hill. Off in the Shadowlands, The Dragon is doing Spring Cleaning. Opening up the dimentional doorway, he sweeps all his junk out, and it falls down on the hill he once co-owned with Amius the wretched Martian King. Oops! Zanna wonders where the junk came from, but part of it is gold... The Dragon settles back with a tall glass of kerosene. Zanna sifts through the wreakage for more gold. Zanna's hill http://smilies.vidahost.com/games/dbz/dragonball-wishdragon.gif

[zanna]

Woo! Still my hill! Is this one of the longest stretches that the hill has stayed in one person's hands? 'Course, I couldna done it without some help from my friends. ;) Arright, y'all. My immunity has probably worn off, so hit me with your best shot. Make it creative, ok? :)

[Madhuri]

Zanna's Hill !!

I have a great idea for gift, although a bit late for the ocassion, I have brought a cake (with sedatives mixed) :p. Zanna is obviously delighted upon recieving this gift, that she gobbles up the whole cake. I have accomplished my task, in no time she falls asleep, and I push her gently, she rolls off the hill.

MY HILL !! :cool:

:banana:

[B-Mental]

Madhuri's hill, but not for long. B shows up with his recently formed Latin zydefunk 7 piece band. We put on a concert for Madhuri. Maddie (bless her soul) stayed for the first song, and then packed up and split. Next time, we'll practice before we play for you Madhuri. B...dances a jig on B's hill.

[kathycf]

B's Hill

I send a pack of lawyers to the hill regarding B's slander of me saying I was a stalker in the count to 10,000 thread. Let no slur go unpunished! :p B runs off in dismay leaving the hill to my tender ministrations. :D

Kathy's hill.

[B-Mental]

Kathycf's Hill. It will take more than a pack of lawyers to scare me off, Kathy. I return with a pouch of voodoo shrinking dust. I sprinkle the shrinking dust over the growling snapping lawyers. Hey! I should collect shrunken lawyers. B picks up the shrunken lawyers and places wax paper above and beneath the lawyers. He then inserts the wax paper in between the pages of a massive book. I'm going to press them like leaves in autumn.

Kathy is horrified by my newest collection and flees the hill. I hope your nightmares aren't filled with the high pitched screams of lawyers Kathy...*shudders* B's Hill!

[BibliophileTRJ]

B's Hill

After spending 5 days atop the hill unchallenged; B gets bored and wanders off.

Finding the hill unguarded; Bib stakes his claim.

Bib's Hill.

[papayahed]

I tell Bib the touring company of Mamma mia is putting on an impormptu performance at the town hall. Bib runs off to enjoy the show.

Papaya's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Papaya's Hill

Bib, elated by the performance he just witnessed returns to the hill belting out show-tunes at the top of his lungs. Bib sings SO BADLY that Papaya's ears begin to bleed and by the second chorus of "Dancing Queen" her head completely explodes.

After unceremoniously dumping the now decapitated body in the ditch behind the hill; Bib resumes his pathetic attempts at singing and reclaims his hill.

Bib's Hill

[kathycf]

Bib's Hill

I saunter up casually and say hello to Bib. "Nice blue moon we are having, eh Bib?"

"Yes Kathy, it is...I guess"

'Yep, werewolves get the regular full moon but do you know what comes out during a blue moon, Bib?"

"Why no, Kathy, I don't...but I suppose you will tell me..."

"The dreaded 1980's Mall Chick, of course"

"Kathy, what is going on with your bangs? Why did they sprout 5 inches into the air just now? How did your jeans turn into acid wash...and is that Love's Baby Soft perfume I smell?"

[Bib backs slowly away from Kathy]

"Why, Bib, whatever is wrong with you? Don't you like listening to Def Leppard? Wait, no don't run away like that, come back!" *shrug*

Oh well, I guess I can finally enjoy MY hill now.

1980's Mall Chick's Hill....:D

[papayahed]

1980's Mall Chick's Hill.


I walk up the hill with my bic lighter I bought especially for the Bon Jovi concert, just the sight of a lighter 1980's Mall Chick's runs away shielding her hair.

Papaya's Hill

[kathycf]

1980's Mall Chick's Hill.


I walk up the hill with my bic lighter I bought especially for the Bon Jovi concert, just the sight of a lighter 1980's Mall Chick's runs away shielding her hair.

Papaya's Hill
ROTFL...one must beware lighters and hair that is encased in Aqua Net hairspray. :lol:

Yep, I got pwned. Still Papaya's hill. (But I'll get you another time!)

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's Hill

Although the hill has significantly changed geographically since Piglet's last adventures there, she tries an age-old trick knowing the ruler will fall for it: Piglet throws papayas over the hill so they land on the other side. As usual, Papaya runs to their rescue. Piglets captures the hill.

Piglet's Hill

[hockeychick8792]

Piglet's Hill, but not for long.
Hockeychick is walking by and tells Piglet that Pooh needs help he is stuck in a tree again with honey bees storming around. Piglet runs to his aid! What a great friend, but not very bright!

MY HILL!!!

[RJbibliophil]

Hockey Chick's hill

Piglet soon realizes that she has been tricked. She sends a book explaining Kathy and Aim's fascination with turnips. Hockey Chick is captivated. She(?) trips and rolls down the hill. Piglet reclaims her hill and plants peonie bushes.

Piglet's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Piglet's Hill

While Piglet is digging the holes in which she plans to plant peonie bushes; Bib surreptitiously replaces said peonies with Poison Ivy. Piglet, so pleased with her Turnip Book subterfuge, fails to notice. Bib stifles an EVIL laugh.
Piglet, now covered head to toe with a livid red itching rash, runs full-speed to find the nearest bottle of Calamine Lotion.

Bib's Hill.

[hockeychick8792]

Bib's Hill

Haha! he is still laughing uncontrolably. Little does he know hockeychick planted a poison ivy plant right behind him. He falls over laughing and runs to join Piglet in the search for no itch.

Hockeychicks Hill!
(((Yeah Me))))

[papayahed]

HC's Hill

I walk up with my tickets to the Stanley Cup finals. HC takes them and runs off.

Papaya's hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Papaya's Hill

Bib installs a wall-sized mirror on the hill. Papaya can't stand it and storms off.

Bib's Hill.

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bib's Hill

Bib keeps turning to defend his hill from potential usurpers; but time & again realizes that it is just his reflection in that wall-sized mirror.

Still Bib's Hill (or maybe Bib's Reflection's Hill)

[kathycf]

Bib's reflection's Hill

Bib's reflection realizes he fell through the looking glass and that the Red Queen is yelling "off with his head" and the Mad Hatter ate all the cake. Bib runs off to go ask Alice....something ;)

Kathy's Hill

[Bluebiird]

Kathy has the hill.

I haven't seen Kathy for a while because I've been on a dragon migration so I fly down for a good chat and end up staying.

The hill is still Kathy's but now you have to get passed the fire breathing dragon too (that's me) :D
Now then. Who's first into my stomach?

[BibliophileTRJ]

Kathy's Hill

Bib returns to the conventional side of the looking-glass to find his hill is now occupied by that darn Kathy and a very large dragon. What luck a stoke of luck that while in the other side of the mirror he learned a secret from the Monstrous Crow. That secret: All huge winged creatures are ticklish beneath their wings! (Just like all furry creatures love it when you scratch behind their ears)
Bib decides that this is the time to test his new-found knowlege. Sneaking up behind Bluebiird he begins to tickle that tender spot. It works! Soon Bluebiird is rolling on the ground snorting fiery laughter. Poor Kathy is immoliated by one prolonged fit of giggles.
The dragon flies off as soon as possible, Bib sweeps up the pile of ashes that was once KathyCF, and reclaims his hill.

Bib's Hill

[papayahed]

Bib's Hill.

I have my new found Duck friends dive bomb the hill and chase Bib away.

Papaya's Hill

[symphony]

Papaya's Hill

Symphony puts Papaya's ducks in another distant pool and watches the strongly infatuated Papaya follow them, away she goes!

Symphony takes over.
Symph's Hill.

[Bluebiird]

With a tiny portion of gold from my dragon horde I buy the hill off of symphony and now it is mine, I'll obliterate anyone that tries to tickle me again.
You have been warned Bib.

Bluebiird's hill.

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bluebiirds Hill

Bib waits patiently until he can hear the loud rumblings of the dragon's stomach. Then, using a bull-horn (so as to be heard from outside of the fame-zone) he mentions to the hungry dragon that there is a Promise Keeprs rally on a hill a few miles away. After one or two more growls from that great stomach, the thought of all of those yummy virgins is too much for Bluebiird to resist. When the great dragon flies off for a snack, Bib takes the hill.

Bib's Hill

[Bluebiird]

You sent me on a wild dragon chase. There was nothing but ducks on that hill. For tricking a hungry dragon, you shall have to pay.
With that I swallow Bib whole.
Ok, and if you could pick that knight out of my teeth that'd really help. Cheers :D

Bluebiird's hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bluebiird's Hill

Silly dragon ate the sourest, nastiest, most rotten, distasteful, old curmudgeon on LitNet. In very short order I am regurgitated back onto the hill; which I reclaim when Bluebiird flies off to find some PeptoBismol to settle his (Maybe her? Don't know; you never responded to the gender poll!) now aching stomach.

A bile covered Bib's Hill

[Bluebiird]

Bluebiird's Hill

(Maybe her? Don't know; you never responded to the gender poll!) now
A bile covered Bib's Hill

You're lucky you added in the brackets. I assure you I'm female. I stated it somewhere in my profile :).
Now I'm feeling better it looks like I'll have to dispose of you another way. How do you feel about being trampled?
and those were the last words Bib heard before he was reduced to a puddle of crushed bones, organs and a pool of blood.
BRING ON THE NEXT VICTIMS!

Bluebiird's rather messy hill.

Oh, and now I have responded to the gender poll :nod:

[B-Mental]

BB's hill...BM walks up after eating a couple of gyro sandwiches and leans in close to BB. Greeting BB with a potent viscous halitosis "hello":sick: :sick: :sick: . BB leaves the hill to be fumigated. B-mental pops a breath mint and yells...

"B's HILL!"

[Bluebiird]

Unbelievable. Someone with worse breath than me, the dragon with rotting knights between her teeth and an allergy to mint :eek:. What is this twisted world coming to? Now that I've sufficiently recovered, it's time to claim my hill again.

B-Mental had the hill. Until I swooped down and pushed him off with just a flick of my tail.


Down



Down



Down the hill he goes.

Bye bye :wave:

Bluebiird's hill

[papayahed]

Bluebiirds hill.

I brought Bluebiird a candygram from the people of Bluebiirds world asking him to come home. Bluebiird can't resist a good candygram and scrurry's off to his world.


Papaya's Hill

[weepingforloman]

Papaya's hill.

I sick an ape on papaya. Apes love papayas.

Weep's Hill.

[Bluebiird]

Oh dear. I thought it had already been established that I'm a girl. It turns out that that candygram wasn't for me but for another version of me in a parallel world. He turned up just as I got there and we straightened the whole mess out. I was invited to stay for dinner (peasant soup :D) and returned to my hill only to find it occupied. Rather that trying to reclaim it now (on a full stomach I must add) I decide to settle down and have a nap. Unfortunately I snore and Weep just happened to get in my way. Now that Weep is a pile of ashes, I guess this hill is mine again.

Bluebiird's hill (when I wake up that is)

[weepingforloman]

My ashes float aimlessly on the wind... right into a radioactive waste dump. Having acquired the following superpowers: 1.) fireproof 2.) "melt" and reassemble body at will 3.) flying and 4.) superstrength, I pull together my ashes and head out to slay the dragon, only to find it still sleeping. So I sell Blue to a circus.

Weep's Hill.

[papayahed]

Weep's Hill

I give Weeping a vacuum and a suitcase full of attachments and tell him to sell. A strange urge overcomes weeping to go door to door.

Papaya's Hill

[Bakiryu]

Papaya's Hill

I hit papaya over the head with a cantaloupe and sell her to a group of traveling gypsies.

Bakiryu's Hill

[BibliophileTRJ]

Bakiryu's Hill

Since it has been nearly two weeks since anyone has vied for the hill Bakiryu, has died of boredom.

Bib add the body to the growing pile at the foot of the hill and claims the hill as his own.

Bib's Hill.

[papayahed]

Bib's Hill.

I bravely march up the hill and flash Bib. He goes running in horror at woman parts.

Papaya's Hill.

[BibliophileTRJ]

I bravely march up the hill and flash Bib. He goes running in horror at woman parts.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!! BOOOOBIES!! My eyes! MY EYES!!

[Bakiryu]

Since Bibliophile dare not claim his hill from papaya I brought them both a tray of cookies laced with a sleeping potion, tied them up, put them in a box and then: MAILED IT TO SWITZERLAND!

Mwahahah! 'Tis is BAKIRYU'S hill AGAIN!

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q137/DarkChaotic/SleepingblackDraon-ruththompson1998.jpg

[stephofthenight]

bakiryu's hill

i give bakiryu some skittles and while she happily munches on them i run up behind her blindfold her and put her on a dragon who flies away

stephs hill

[rabid reader]

After quickly finishing his bottle of coke, Rabid Reader quickly whips it at the head of steph of the night rendering her dazed at which time he stretched out his foot, having Steph trip over it and down the Hill

RR's Hill!

[Bakiryu]

I mail rabid-reader ten new books and while he's happily caught up in them I push him all the way down the hill until he falls into a rabbit hole.

Bakiryu's hill!

[stephofthenight]

hangs a shiny thing on a pole and leads bakiryu off the hill and drops the shiny object in a pond and watches bakiryu jump in the pond full of pirana's

it is now a hill of the night

[barbara0207]

Steph has been on the hill for three long days now, deprived of food, drink, computers, books, and someone to talk to. So she's an easy prey for me. I engage her in conversation, leading her down the hill unnoticed by her. At the bottom of the hill I offer her all the things mentioned above. That'll keep her busy for a while.

Barbara's hill! Yessss! For the first time!

[stephofthenight]

computer!!!!!!!1 *hugs the computer tight*

gets satilite installed on the hill along with wireless internet, and while barbra wonders what is going on i sneak up the hill and push her in the internet van which starts off for new york city...the hill is mine...with internet!!! yay, my hil

[barbara0207]

I cause a blackout. Steph, flaming with rage :flare: goes to see what's wrong. I quickly put up a fence, restore power and go litnetting.

Barbara's hill!

[Bakiryu]

I hack into Barbara's computer and take over the hill while she goes to get it fixed!

'Ryu's hill!

[stephofthenight]

digs around the kill a nice little trench filling it with water, then she goes and gets a bunch of guard dogs to surround tthe inside of the hill, she now puts up a concret wall around the hill and puts 5dogs in there too. she puts pirananas in the water and ships bakiryu away from the hill fed-ex to germany.

stephanies hilllllll

[Bakiryu]

Bakiryu calls a bunch of miner ninjas she met on Germany's prison and starts digging under the hill until she makes a hole at the top, then she takes Stept puts her in a huge helium filled balloon, fills her hole with water to seal it and enjoys the hill with its newly installed flat's screen television.

[stephofthenight]

is getting rather agitated after chewing her way out of the balloon she builds another hill and convinces bakiryu that its the original hill, i even install internet so she can play on litnetwork. plants a memory altering thingy mabob around the real hill so everyone thinks the new one is the real one.

stephanies hilllll

[zanna]

Fortunately, zanna is way too tired and brain-dead to be confused by a memory altering thingy mabob, and decides to stumble up the real hill, since it is the right one. Steph was too busy watching horror movies on the big screen, and when zanna yawned loudly and shambled up behind the couch, Steph screeched, levitated about three feet in the air, and ran off the hill like her life depended on it!

Meanwhile, zanna changed the channel to CMT, and sat in the pulsing glow of her favorite country stars' latest music videos. The hill's hers, now.

[The Bookinator]

Bookie returns to her hill only to find. . . *gasp* COUNTRY MUSIC being played on her property! Book (who happens to have a deep loathing of country music) quietly sneaks up to the dosing Zanna and kidnaps her remote. Book holds it hostage until Zanna promises to pay the ransom. As Zanna rushes to rescue her remote (which is in a paper bag by the fountain in the park), Book reclaims her hill. Looking disdainfully at the TV (another thing she dislikes), The Queen of Pointy Sticks unplugs and sends the boob tube rolling down to the returning Zanna, who is promptly knocked out, and away, from the hill. Bookie then procedes to do a victory dance and arm herself with the most dangerous weapon of all - the Golden Toothpick. Equipped with this, the Bookinator is invincible!!

. . .

My hill.

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[stephofthenight]

gets a vacum cleaner and vacumes away the golden toothpick leaving them defensless...convince's them to have a competition rolling down the hill., where steph quickly jumps up before rolling, and the bookinator rolls right into the ditch full of pirranahs

stephanies hill

[Madhuri]

Steph's Hill !!

This new experiment that I conducted on how to make people real small, almost the size of an ant, was successful. And, Steph finally became a tiny ant. The vaccum cleaner is now in my hands with it's special pest and insect sucking mechanism. Do I need to mention what happened afterwards?? :D

The hill is back in my safe hands :D.

MY HILL !! :cool:

[Nightshade]

*a big flashing ad appears in the sky *

"Free chocolate in the valley to all girls!!"

Maddie runs off

MY Hill ( being off chocolate has its uses:D)

[papayahed]

Night's Hill

I tell Night there are some books out of order at the local library...she runs off to fix them.

Papaya's Hill.

[barbara0207]

Papaya's hill.

I tell papaya's boss what she is actually doing while she pretends to be working. Boss come storming up the hill and drags her back to work.

Barbara's hill.

[barbara0207]

Getting bored on my hill. :yawnb: Anyone to challenge me??

[Bakiryu]

I cut barbara's internet connectiong! She leaves to reinstall it while I take the hill as my own and get web-surfing with my trusty laptop!

'Ryu's Hill!

[shinigami]

Baki's hill (I prefer Baki)

I so love this game. Baki finally finds her freak soulmate... She runs down to meet him and they get married... She gives me the hill

Shinigami's Hill

P.S. Shinigami's back and ready to kick some a**

hopefully Baki-san, you are a girlll or I'm terribly sorry for using the she's and the her's

[B-Mental]

Poor shinigami, you showed up on the celebrate B's hill day (a national holiday in 7 nations mind you). All my friends and family gather on this day to celebrate our first victorious capture of such a desirable hill. We have an enormous picnic every year, and celebrate by grilling the current "owner" on an enormous bonfire. Shinigami steak anyone?

B's hill and don't you forget it!

[shinigami]

B's hill...
People eat me get indigestion.... they vomit me out and faint...

A vomit-smelling me clears the fainted people away....

I then take a bath at MY HILL

[Madhuri]

Shinigami's Hill !! :rolleyes:

As soon as she opens the shower a flood comes, and washes her far...far away .....

.......from MY HILL :cool:

:banana: :banana:

[Bakiryu]

Madhuri's hill

Is flooding, and she can't find a way to make it stop. Desperate she calls a carpenter to build her an ark. And up shows a ninja, dressed all in black with a white ivory mask upon his face.
The ninja nods and begins building the ship in which madhuri sails away to regain the hill as soon as the flood ends.
She waves goodbye to the ninja who smiles and takes off his mask. Long curls fall for the ninja is no a man, but ME! who just pulls the plug located at the bottom of the hill

and decide to build up a new house with my new freak Lover!

Bakiryu's hill, baby!!!

[Pendragon]

Off in the Shadowlands, The Dragon thinks about that hill. For him, eons have passed since he last looked down upon it. Are the silly humans still battling over it, and have they already spent the gold he dumped there just to stir things up? Time to open the portal and look. Hummm. Ryu owns the hill. He recalls her from battles waged in another time and place. Still, he bears her no real ill will. He blows a ring of fire around the hill. That should help here anyway. Click goes the portal and The Dragon is gone.

Still Baki's hill!

[papayahed]

Baki's Hill.

I tell Baki I saw the Doctor giving tours of the Tardis in town, Baki runs off to stand in line.

Papaya's Hill

[Bakiryu]

I actually find the doctor and become his companion for a time but since he has to go battle the evil cybermen-dalek hybrids he takes to the future hill, where papayahed has long turned to dust.

I clean the hill using tardis technology and make it my new home while I wait for the doctor.

Bakiryu's hill. AGAIN!

[B-Mental]

Doctor B-Mental arrives, and uses a shrinking ray on Bakiryu. I then place Bakiryu in a glass jar with teeny holes punched into the top of it. The jar is then placed in a bag. Signs are posted "CAUTION! Miniature forum members!"

B then sits back and relaxes while sipping a virgin hurricane.

B-Mental rocks out on his hill.

[papayahed]

B's Hill.

While B is rocking out I short out B's speaker system with my universal music interrupter. B leaves the hill in search of a new system.

Papaya's Hill.

[Shalot]

I send in a spy to the manufacturing site of papaya's universal music interpretor thing and sabatoge the production so that the units don't work. I develop a new and improved universal music intrepretor thing and I market it heavily and sell it for a lower price than papaya's original UMI.

My hill

[NikolaiI]

There were no spies. There were no secrets. The PAM simply got hit in the eye with a meteor, which somehow shut down her brain, and she died.

My hill!

[B-Mental]

Nik's Hill. Nikolai is on his hill doing whatever Nikolai's do. When another meteor strikes the his hill. He is thrown into the stratosphere, where he contributes to global warming. They call them meteor showers (swarms, or storms).

B checks the skies with a telescope prior to repossessing it. He breaks out his old stereo system which he has made forum proof. No more picking on my electronics!

B's Hill you Suckers!

[papayahed]

B's Hill.

I construct a giant magnifing glass and position above the hill to follow B around the hill, it is a nice sunny day. B can't figure out why it's getting so warm until he starts smoldering. B runs to the river to cool down.

Papaya's Hill.

[Bakiryu]

I dig under the hill with a giant mole army. they take p-head away.

I sit in the hill enjoying the sunshine.

Bakiryu's hill.

[Shalot]

I master the weather and I black out Bakiryu's sunshine

My hill

[Bakiryu]

It's starts raining and the hill floods. Shalot runs but Baki stays, she likes the rain!

My Hill! MINE!

[Shalot]

Shalot fashions a sturdy boat and sails away. Bakiryu likes the rain, but she's not much without a life jacket after a few minutes of large waves and heavy rains

Shalot's hill

[Madhuri]

Well, as Shalot has already sailed, and Baki has been washed away in the heavy rains, it has become my duty to look after the unattended hill.

- The humble queen of the hill, Madhuri :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

[B-Mental]

B-mental, seeing the innocent Maddie (B's favorite victim of hill conflict), sneaks up the hill, and throws a lasso around Maddie. He then gently lifts her up in his arms, and seats her in the padded recesses of a super,duper, enormous slingshot already prepped for firing. B leans in, gives Maddie an innocent kiss on the cheek, and whispers softly in her ear...,"Bon Voyage mon ami! Don't forget to write!" B cackles wickedly and releases the catch sending Maddie into lower orbit.

Look, up in the sky! Is it an airplane? No,No,No...No! Is it a satellite? No,No,No...No! Is it a UFO? No,No,No...No! Is it Madhuri? Ya,Ya,Ya...Yah!


B's hill, Yippie-Kai-Yay!

[barbara0207]

B-mental is so busy celebrating his victory that he does not notice that I sneak up to him. I throw a large and heavy fishing net over his body and, however he may struggle, drag him down the hill.

Barbara's hill!

[the silent x]

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late

X's hill

[B-Mental]

barbara didn't see the laser site until it was too late.

Same laser cuts through fishing net, and reflects off of B's Vanity mirror in his pocket. The reflected laser takes out x silently.

B's Hill

[the silent x]

who said it was a laser gun, i just said laser site,
another .50 caliber super sonic barret (bay-ret) long-range sniper rifle round enters B's head,
the sound of the shot reaches you after your dead

camping is a Legitimate strategy!

X still owns the hill

[B-Mental]

bullet bounces of b's platinum plate in his skull. B dodges incoming shots while sneaking up on silent x who is so irritated he is not getting head shots he is crying and blaming the controller. B grabs the barrel of the gun, and puts a horseshoe bend in it. Silent x is so busy looking through the scope, that he doesn't notice. Suddenly B hops out right in front of silent x and says, "For goodness sake, for your own soul, don't shoot!"

Silent can think of nothing but the extra 20 points he can get for killing B, pulls the trigger. It is the last experience recorded into memory in silent x's brain, before the bullet he fired creates massive and mortal head to toe damage. B dips his fingers in dead x's blood, and paints a sign...B's hill and a smilie face drawn in blood.

B's hill folks.

[papayahed]

B's Hill.

Now that i have acclimated I send my new Louisiana Gator friends up the hill where they have a nice B shaped meal.

Papaya's Hill.

[the silent x]

gator's eat everybody who approaches the hill, even papaya when he goes to capture the hill,
X (who isn't dead, just a couple of scratches because i wasn't using explosive tips) X takes control form a distance with his spotter Al-X

X-squad pwns the hill

[B-Mental]

X was only dreaming he wasn't dead, in reality, silent x was...er, um.....well silenced. B sprinkles cayenne pepper in the gator that ate him. The gator, being unfamiliar with seasonings, regurgitates B-mental. B- Mental kills the gator, and begins making a gator gumbo and a pair of cowboy boots. Yeeeehaaaw!

B's Hill

[Shalot]

B Mental undercooks his gator gumbo and contracts a terrible case of diarrhea. He is afraid to leave the hill for fear of losing it and won't go grab himself some Pepto and Sprite and he dies of dehydration. Meanwhile, Shalot, having realized that she sailed away from her hill :lol: decides to come back and finds B Mentals pitiful corspe. With one swift kick she sends B Mentals remains rolling down the hill to land at the foot in a pitiful heap.

MY hill. :cool:

[the silent x]

shalot and her friend in the avatar get so stoned, they think they hill is moving, shalot runs away trying to follow her delusions, X quietly steps in to watch the hill for her and defend it against all comers, even shalot

X's hill

[Shalot]

Shalot planted a special type of plant on her hill, before silent took over. The plant is a potent pyschodelic hallucinogen that is easily absorbed through shoes and skin, and as silent stood there on hill, he unknowingly took in huge doses of the hallucinogens through his feet. He is currently running through a nearby meadow in his underwear chasing a giant butterfly that only he can see. Shalot tramps up the hill in her hallucinogenic-resistant footwear to reclaim her hill.

Shalot's hill

[Bakiryu]

However, Shalot didn't know that steel-sole combat boots are very resistant. And as she enjoyed the hill sipping bloody Mary's under a beach umbrella a net went over her head. She was then sent to Mongolia in a refrigerator box.

Bakiryu's hill!

[the silent x]

oh no, my long time partener in "another creative game"

oh well

Lance-craft M12-48B nuclear strike bomber dropped a large warhead right into the hill, the bomb penetrated 30 feet to the bottom of the hill before it detontated. X at the time was going Mach 7 and escaped the blast, but the hill is now inverted, bakiryu isn't even a mist, and no one wants to come close to the hill, except X because he is radiation proof, just like cocraoches and twinkies,

X's hill/hole

[Weeping Willow]

Since i was absent along time i feel i should reclaim the hill..

X's hill..

Not for long... as the present of my being approch the hill.. little X get so scared he\she just fades away... lost in the mists of time. I climb to the top looking to the horaizone as another dawn begins, a time of peace and quiet.

Willows Hill

[B-Mental]

Willow's hill. The Burning Man Festival comes to the Willow's hill, and peace and quiet no longer existing on the hill, Willow tearfully departs. B arrives juggling electric irons, a chair, a cannon ball, and a torn copy of "A Prayer for Owen Meany". When he finishes, he takes a knee and says with flourish, "Tah Dah! B's Hill!!

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

B doesn't realise that the electric iron is just touching the chair (which is made of a metal), and there can be a short-circuit too :p Need I say more? I keep the 'Electrified B in the chair' in a museum for others to see, and be afraid of the Terror of Madhuri :D

Mwahahahah....

My Hill !! :cool:

[papayahed]

Mad's Hill

I release my legion of those wind up cymbal playing monkeys up the hill, Maddie couldn't stand the noise and ruckus and ran from the hill.

Papaya's hill.

[B-Mental]

Excuse me papayahed, but I did promise maddie I'd hold onto her hill. No hard feelings then when I drive up in a dumptruck full of dirt. He plans to renovate the hill to impress maddie. A 'Welcome Back Gift' if you will. B backs up and dumps the load of mixed gravel, sand and silt upon your "legion" of 13 little wind up cymbal playing monkeys. I hope they don't cost much, because you can consider those ones as gone. Papaya runs away crying, "Oh my precious little monkies!" Now that I got that monkey off my back.

Maddies Hill...landlord B-mental

[papayahed]

Maddie's Hill, llandlord B.

Yes I was broken up and crushed (pun intended) at the loss of my cymbal playing monkeys but only for about an hour. I return with my new improved legion, in addition to playing the cymbals they also shoot spit balls. Not deadly but annoying enough to shoo B away from the hill. Forsaking his promise to Maddie.

I have surround the perimeter with my monkey's, nobodies moving me from this hill!!!

I am the God of Hellfire!!!

I'm going to lie in the meadow and here the grass sing.

Papaya's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Papaya's Hill.
Papayahed falls asleep on the pleasant grass, and B tiptoes around the hill in spitballproof attire collecting up the spitballing cymbal crashing monkeys and placing them in an ACME Soundproof bag. He then inflates 4 huge balloons one at a time and ties them around Papayahed's wrists and ankles. He attaches the Bag'o'monkies, and Papaya sleep becomes quite lofty, if you know what I mean. Papayahed awakes when a passing jumbojet flies a little too close, and says,

"Drat Maddie's Hill...Landlord B....Curse you B!"

[papayahed]

Maddie's Hill...Landlord B.

After my restful flight I have come back with a vengence. I gather a troop of the only known enemy of the blue dog and attack the hill driving off the landlord. My fireworks, thunderstorm and I celebrate with a glass of pinot noir.

Papaya's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Oh no you didn't! Papaya's Hill.

Papaya passes out from pinot, and while she sleeps in B creeps. B bribes the "enemy of the blue dog", convincing them that papaya has been using them for her own machinations. She is chased off of the hill by them. B begins cleaning and decorating the hill for Maddie's return.

Maddie's Hill...Landlord B

[the silent x]

the bank came to collect on B's debt. B had to give up the hill as further payment of interest

Translation:
Bank = The assassin known as X
Debt = Life
Further Payment of interest = B couldn't hold the hill because she was dead


X's Hill

[B-Mental]

Well silent x, B is a boy...I don't know who you killed, but you are going to jail. Silent X cries like a baby when he finds out he is going to jail for the rest of his life. The authorities come and take him away.

Maddies hill, landlord is the debtfree B

[Chava]

Mental is ousted with a pitchfork

Chava's hill

[B-Mental]

B dodges the pitchfork when he returns to the hill. His lightning quick reflexes and amazing atheletic ability soon has Chava backed up to the edge of the cliff and tottering there. B belches, and for a brief second it looks like nothing happens. Then Chava plunges over the cliff ragdolling in a horrible tumultous fall. Finally splashing down in the river at the bottom of the cliff on ...
Maddie's Hill...B's just taking care of it for her.

[Chava]

Chava pulls an Aragorn, grabs a random friendly horse and charges the hill. She sables Mental who may have to pick herself up in pieces... if she can pick herself up at all... :)

Chava's hill

[Bakiryu]

I set the police on Chava and she gets arrested for Sable's murder. The police are so thankful for helping catch this dangerous criminal that they give me 1000$ to spend how I like and an army of cute lawyers to defend me if chava ever happens to escape :p

[B-Mental]

Bakiryu discovers that the lawyers are actually rabid vultures. The foul fowl turn on Bakiryu and chase her away. B walks up and finds the hill empty. B claims the hill for Maddie.


Madhuri's hill....landlord B

[stephofthenight]

maddies hill. bmental landlord

steph starts crying and b runs to see what is wrong leaving the hill. he then takes steph back to get an ice cream cone of wich she happily eats...steph then feels bad because she has to take over the hill from B... so she lets him have half the hill.

stephs hill, of wich she allows b to live on. protected my secret kitty killing ninja's !!! hyja

[papayahed]

half stephs hill, half maddies hill B landlord.


I take a fire hose and wash the hill clean of all it's inhabitants. How's that for cleaning house...

Papaya's Hill

[B-Mental]

Papaya's Hill.

Ooops. Looks like you missed a spot, and that spot looks like B. B walks over to papaya and gets ready to shake the water off like a dog. Papaya doesn't want to get wet, so she flees the hill...

Maddie's Hill...wet B-mental landlord.

[papayahed]

Maddie's Hill...wet B-mental landlord.


Easy. Papaya grabs the nearest can of spot remover and removes B from the hill.

Papaya's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Papayahed's Hill.

Well B is allergic to spot remover, and although it looked like he disappeared he suddenly comes back with little redspots. Papaya takes one look at B and becomes terrified. B has a mean evil eye you see. Papaya runs and runs and runs until she comes to the ocean and then she swims and swimms and swims.

Madhuri's Hill ... the itchy welt covered body of B (the landlord) gives all new takers the evil eye...BEWARE!

[stephofthenight]

Madhuri's Hill ... the itchy welt covered body of B-mental{landlord}

stephanie sends her german sheppard up the hill with itch relife cream, of which b mental trys to grab, and marlin(puppy) runs off with b chasing her...if only he knew he marley had to say heel in german :D the verry happy stephanie climbs her hill and prepares for a nice litnet session.
*cheers*

[B-Mental]

Stephofthenight's hill...

B comes back after he couldn't catch steph's pooch. He finds steph preoccupied with posting, and picks up the laptop she is using. He slowly lures Steph away from the hill with the laptop. Finally putting it on a highspeed train. Steph gets on the train just as it begins to depart. She suddenly realises she has been duped. Maddie's Hill...B's the landlord.

[stephofthenight]

stephanie is once again removed from the hill by b-mental...
she has alll day to make a plan on how to remove him for good from the hill, she gets on a train going back to her hill, and grabs holy water and a silver cross. she than dumps the holy water on b mental and shanks him with the silver cross, she burns the remains catching all the ashes and zaps them into cyberspace...bye bye b mental.

stephs hill

[B-Mental]

Steph's hill...B returns after putting a Sponge Bob Squarepants bandaid on his booboos caused by steph...Really steph, there is no evil monster here, just little old B. I fooled you with the ashes from my grill, but now I'm starting to get mad. B makes a quick move, and steph passes out from fear. B packs steph away in a crate, and mails her (not express mail to be sure) to China. The box is labelled female panda. Good luck, and I hope you like your future diet of bamboo shoots and dirty water.

Madhuri's Hill, B is keeping da riff-raff out.

[stephofthenight]

b's hill

the zoo keepers didnt know what to think about the "odd" looking panda they got in the mail. especialy after they discovered she was allergic to bamboo. it wasnt until steph whacked them with a bamboo stalk that they realised she was not a panda. but an endangerd speices called 'humans' they return her to the hill her natural habitat and take b away to run all sorts of test on to see just how many of these 'humans' there are in the world..enjoy lab testing b.

stephs hill

[B-Mental]

Steph's Hill..

B returns after testing, and he brought with him some genetically engineered spiders he found in the lab...unfortunately for steph, they are stephivarous. Steph can't run away fast enough, and hot on her trail are several giant steph eating spiders....woohoo!

Maddies' Hill, B is just here to kick @$$ & take names

[stephofthenight]

b's hill

steph stops running at the bottom of the hill and convinces the spiders that b-mental would make a Much better meal since there was so little steph to go around for all those spiders. at which they agree and go after b mental. and than stand guard around the hill having worked out a deal with steph, that they guard her hill, and get to eat anyone who comes near.

stephs hill

[B-Mental]

Actually its still Maddies hill

You see B was injected with the same process that made the spiders, and they can smell my pheremones. It looked like it was going to work for a moment Steph, good try. Uh Oh, here they come again. Run Steph, Run and stay away from...

Maddies' Hill, B is the hill's protector extraordinaire.

[stephofthenight]

b's hill

steph digs a tunnel under the hill, in the verry center she puts a huge can of bug spray of which she activates, it diffuses killing all the spiders. she than flys over in a plane dropping pesticide preventer on the hill. steph than lands and drops b in a metal glass of water. of which she freezes and takes out of the mold for show and tell on a freeze pad to keep it solid.

stephs hill. pest free

[B-Mental]

Steph's Hill

Steph failed to take into account that B is a polar adapted scientist, and thus she is caught off guard when heat rays begin to burst out of the icecubed B's eyes. B forces these heat rays to melt the electric power supply. Now the stiff moving B begins to slowly follow steph, shooting heat rays out of his eyes. Steph dodges these for a little bit, flees the hill and hides in the nearest town. B shoots heat rays through the bricks of the building and "POOF" Steph is vaporised.... B walks over, says "S-s-s-sor-rr-rr-eee....M-m-m-my B-b-b-a-a-dd!" He shivers, and then takes a dustpan and broom, and sweeps up steph...

Maddies hill, B's watchin it

[papayahed]

Maddies hill, B landlord.


Papaya finds a box of old cloths, I put on my old 80's day glo clothing and spray my hair to high heaven. All I have to do is walk up the hill and B runs away screaming. I pop in my Motley Crue cassette and rock out on my hill.

Papaya's Hill.

[B-Mental]

Papaya's Hill

B comes back to the hill, to find a bag lady on the hill. B calls the authorities to let them know that a suspicious character is over on Maddies Hill. The police show up and find Papaya rocking out or whatever on the hill, and incarcerate Papayahed. They plan to have papayahed evaluated by "specialists" Ahh, nice and quiet here on...

Maddies Hill, B bruiser.

[papayahed]

Maddies Hill, B bruiser.

The police that took me away were 80's fans. Instead of going to the county jail we went to the local club to catch a Slaughter concert. After the concert I invited everyone back to Maddie's hill, B Landlord, where we overthrough the hill. B could only stand one Qiuet Riot song before he ran from the hill looking for quiet.

Papaya'a Hill.

[B-Mental]

Papayhed's Hill

B doesn't like Quiet Riot, true, but B is a big fan of Twisted Sister and The Scorpions. B goes to a nearby concert hall and explains the situation to Dee Schneider...Twisted Sister comes to the hill with hundreds of fans, and begins to go medieval on Papayhed's cronies. B chases down papayahed, and stuffs papaya into a giant cannon. B then fires the cannon sending Papaya into lower orbit.

Maddies Hill, B (breaks into an air guitar solo) is watching it.

[papayahed]

Maddies Hill, B landlord.

Papaya, fresh from a day of shopping in Nachitoches walks up the hill and pummels B with all her bags until he drops, papaya promptly rolls B down the hill.

Papaya's Hill.

[stephofthenight]

papayas hill

steph sneaks up the hill (while ^ is sleeping,) in her typical ninja way. plants a bunch of oliander on the hill, sets out some marshmellows on oliander sticks, starts a fire and runs...when papaya wakes up she see's the precooked marshmellows and quickly gobbles them up:upon which she passes out and steph sends her to a hospital in africa...Declaring this hill as STEPHS' hill!!!
stephs hill

[B-Mental]

Ohh crud, Maddie is gonna be so mad when she sees that I let a couple of people kick me off for so long.

Steph's Hill....B unleashes a small cloud of radio controlled mosquitos to painfully poke and prod Stephofthehill back into the night. It works, she bemoans her misfortune at the prickly proboscis of these mosquitos, and of course the super cool lovable dude known as B-mental controlling them.

Maddies Hill, B's tending it...You really don't want to make madhuri mad....shivers no.

[papayahed]

Maddies Hill, the super cool lovable dude landlord.

After spending months in the amazon jungle learning about poisonous dart blowing I return to the hill and easily take B out.

Papaya's Hill, break out the margarita's!

[zanna]

Papaya's Hill

While zanna is much impressed by all that has occurred in her absence, she still has a score to settle. It matters not, who the current occupant is, just that they get off! So, she makes a margarita-trail all the way to the detox center, and papaya, in an already half-drunk stupor gets excited when she sees so many margaritas, leading off into the distance. And though something seems a little wrong, her judgement is too impaired by that point, so she just shrugs and dances over to the next margarita, and the next, and the next, until she's gone over the herizon, past those other hills, leaving zanna to claim the hill for herself. Ahh, hill, sweet hill. :)

[B-Mental]

Zanna's Hill

B sneaks all over Zanna's hill at night laying thousands of pieces of flypaper. When daylight comes, Zanna steps on one of the flypaper. It sticks to Zanna, and while Zanna hops around trying to pull it off, Zanna hops onto another one, and another. Pretty soon, Zanna trips and rolls down the hill covered in flypaper. Zanna is unable to move, wrapped so tightly like a mummy. B buys a one way train ticket to Siberia, and places Zanna on the train.

B's Hill. B does a little boogie woogie...Tah Dah!

[stephofthenight]

b's hill

steph runs up the hill screaming, curious to know what is going on B allows her entrance, where she goes thru the story of a cerain maddie being at the bottom of the hill demanding to see him, of which he quickly scampers off leaving the hill to steph

[zanna]

steph's hill

Whew! After painstakingly removing all the pieces of flypaper, with a little help from my friends, I manage to jump ship . . . er, train, and head back for the hill. Fortunately, Siberia isn't very far away, so it was a rather quick trip. Upon seeing steph on the hill, I sit down to think. What'll it be this time? Cosmic death rays? No, too gory. Martian abduction?:alien: No, I haven't talked to Arnold in ages, and I can't really ask him any favors. Oh, I got it!:idea: I pull out my phone, and punch the first number on the speed dial.

"Yo, Bruno, man, I got a hit for ya. Ya diggin'?"
"Sho thing. Where you at?"
"Da Hill. You know the one."
"A'ight. I'm rollin'."

Within minutes, Bruno arrives, and we do our secret handshake before he heads up the hill to visit steph. She is just watching TV, I think, and when he says he is just selling encyclopedias and other random books out of his trunk, she figures she'd be nice and at least look at them. Steph thinks she sees her all-time favorite novel, an autographed copy, near the back, and so she reaches in really far, but ends up having to climb in the trunk to grab it. Which would be all good, except Bruno chose that exact moment to slam the trunk shut and hit the gas.

"Thanks, bro," I call after him, and he just waves out the window as he speeds off. Thank goon-ness for gansta bros, that's all I can say.

[Jane Jane]

Zanna's hill.
I have been watching this madness for weeks from my little car and I think I have the perfect plan.
I rush home, do my magic in the kitchen then drive back.
'Dinner, pizza and cheesecake!' I call waving the said items about. You look down and the aroma makes you dizzy from hunger.You look at me, a mere whimpy looking girl and decide you will smile, whack me one and take the goodies back up with you.
But I am ready. I haven't been practising my martial arts for nothing. With a very neat move I have you down, handcuffed one of your wrists to one of your legs-.......strange sounds coming from your mouth. I do have compassion on you though. I stuff a large piece of pizza halfway to your mouth and give you a napkin, don't want stains on your excellent clothes.
Chow baby. :).
I take the rest of the goodies in my picknick basket and whistle a kicking Irish tune all the way up the hill.
Wow.....never been king or queen of the hill or even the remote. I could get to like it here.

[Pendragon]

The dragon leaned in from his dimensional window to see who was in possession of that miserable hill now. He startled Jane Jane almost to death. "Here, yersel."
She burst out. "If ye'll be going by name o' Tarzan, begorah, me name's Gertrude O' Malley, so it is!" The Dragon nearly choked in a fit of booming laughter, like thunder upon the hill. "Here, now, ye auld sarpint, that isnae funny!" And she threw the dishwater at him, but he was already fading back through the portal. "A gold coin, lass, for your joke!" and he was gone, but Jane Jane were no fool. She hopped right on that coin before the little folk could get it. "Hum. Dacient sort, fer a sarpint." ;)

Jane Jane's Hill

[Jane Jane]

Pendragon's hill.
Lord good sir , after reading your words I am quite sure I shall not sleep this night. Not without garlic, a silver bullet and some really tasty hot chocolate at least!
Well sir, you think Dragon that you bested this lass. Hah! and Hah again. 'Tis true I fell for your blarney, but I happen to have a most powerful fairie for my god mother and she was watching you. If you check you will see a red bull's eye on your hinder parts that says' I will be most grateful for any kick you can spare'. She undid your doing and here I am once more. And what is more, the darling left me some lasagna, oh the joy.
Does anyone have some all purpose cleanser. I do believe the old dragon is not house broken yet. hahahahaha :)

[Pendragon]

Pendragon's hill.
Lord good sir , after reading your words I am quite sure I shall not sleep this night. Not without garlic, a silver bullet and some really tasty hot chocolate at least!
Well sir, you think Dragon that you bested this lass. Hah! and Hah again. 'Tis true I fell for your blarney, but I happen to have a most powerful fairie for my god mother and she was watching you. If you check you will see a red bull's eye on your hinder parts that says' I will be most grateful for any kick you can spare'. She undid your doing and here I am once more. And what is more, the darling left me some lasagna, oh the joy.
Does anyone have some all purpose cleanser. I do believe the old dragon is not house broken yet. hahahahaha :)Jane Jane, dear. The Dragon never takes the hill. He pops in from time to time to pull pranks, but since he and the Martian King had a treaty about the hill which the crafty old Frog broke, The Dragon remains in the shadowlands, and pops in when he wants a laugh. Here's another gold coin lass. Your hill. Jane Jane's Hill

[Jane Jane]

Now see here, quit fogging me brain. Go have a nice sandwhich and read a book about not popping here or there but staying in your lair and laying on dusty old jewels and fading swords, something like that.
My hill, mine mine mine. I am thinking of adding a tea house,perhaps putting up an observatory, a little one, and a kosher hot dog stand. You know, for passer byers that have no cravings to be king of the hill.

[Jay]

JJ's hill.

I hire an army of moles to undermine the hill, then I move it elsewhere with the help of a friendly witch, stand on top of the hill, take a deep breath and holer:

MY HILL! :cool:

[AimusSage]

Well well, look what the cat dragged in. :p

It's is my hill, and to demonstrate, I call forth a swarm of locusts that feat on Jay's body. The remains are swept away in the wind, and I take back control of the hill :D

My hill, as it should be.

[Nightshade]

but feel sorry for me and give it to me as should be

so its my hill
:D

[zanna]

Nighty! I rush up the hill, so excited to see night again, that I end up bowling her over, thus dethroning her. I feel bad for a little bit, because I was more interested in giving her a welcome-back hug, but . . . you can't just give up the hill when it's handed to you like that. Oh, and thank you Jane Jane, for the scrumptious pizza. You'll get used to the ol' dragon, too. :)
But, of course, it's now my hill.

[B-Mental]

Well after reading that last entry, Zanna's Hill

Zanna gets sleepy after eating a lot of pizza. B then sneaks up on Zanna and places Zanna in a giant bowling ball. B pushes the giant ball down the side of the hill and straight towards the distant forest. The bowling ball continues to pick up speed the entire way.. Oh no this is going to be horrible...I can't look. Anyways, B looks for some leftover pizza.

B's Hill, and he isn't sleepy...don't even think of it.

[NikolaiI]

B-Mental was running from the West end of the ship to the East end, dodging flak cannons and rocket launchers, sniper fire, shotguns, rail guns, and grenades, when Atabekov and Nicholas ran up from behind. The ship rattled and clanged and the noise in the air was deafening from the explosions, and men from all sides fell into the water, mostly shot to bits from the hectic melee. B-Mental has just taken out three attackers on his left, and Atabekov and Nicholas took aim and began a barrage on the East end. B-Mental leapt up to a higher part of the metal submarine, resplendent in his combat armour, and then took a bullet in the neck. He toppled over into the water, and then Nicholas turned on Atabekov and killed him as well, sending him over into the water to swim with the fishes as well.

Nikolai's hill.

[Jay]

Nikolaj's hill.

Being so busy Nikolaj didn't notice a little detail like one more person standing. That person :angel: pushed him into the water after the others and declared independence throughout

MY HILL!

[papayahed]

Jay's Hill

I tell Jay that we've adopted new rules while she was gone, namely she can't wear red while on the hill. Jay leaves to change tops. I reclaim the hill.


Papaya's Hill

[Jane Jane]

brilliant!

Papaya's hill.
I stand on the bottom and call up and ask how on earth she adopted that name. She is pleased to be asked and begins to tell me.
"Can't hear you lass!" I call making frantic arm movements.
She tries again and again I say the same. She is getting fairly annoyed and comes down the hill a wee bit. I call again and again she answers so loudly that she starts coughing, her throat hurts.
"I have some lozenges " I shout and throw some a few feet above me. She is tricky and grabs her ever present fly fishing gear line and retrieves it.
A few minutes later I whistle a ditty and walk up ,my long skirt rustling against the tall grass. The dear is sleepin like a babie. That 'nighty nighty' herbal cough drop stuff works like a wonder.
I take care to wrap her well in a blankie and send her careening down the hill where she continues to sleep in a hedge of sorts.

The hill, as I am getting accustomed to sayin is mine. Now then where are those tootsie rolls. All that work has given me an appetite.

My hill, sorry to sound so rude. But it is, really.

[zanna]

Well, after watching that spectacle, I decide to try the age-old, wolf-in-sheep's-clothing ploy. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, right?

Jane Jane was really craving some Tootsie Rolls, and since I happen to be a fan of them myself, I was carrying a few around. Snapping my fingers, my insta-wardrobe appeared, allowing me to dress like one of those carnival vendors, and supplying me with enough cotton candy, lemonade, and popcorm to look the part. Jane Jane got very excited about seeing a carnival vendor in these parts, and kept looking over my shoulder for the circus she was sure would pop from the forest at any moment. My pachyderm friend with the gigantic ears lumbered out right about that time, and this send Jane Jane into near-hysterics.

"Would you like to ride Fred?" I asked her, and she nodded mutely, bouncing around in sheer joy. "Do me a favor, Fred, will ya? Take her for a nice ride!" He trumpeted softly and knelt down so Jane Jane could hop on. Then, once she was safely aboard, Fred trundled off, rather rapidly, I must say, back into the forest and from whence he came.

Well, that was easy. My hill. :D

[Jay]

Zanna's hill.

making sure not to wear a single red thread ;), I lay siege to the hill for several days, starving Zanna from within the walls of the uhm... wherever she resides :p, sicking hungry fleas at her, making her run far, far away, successfully turning her into a flea bag (literally :p) and solving the flea problem of

MY HILL!

[Pensive]

Jay's Hill

Time calls her. She leaves my hill and goes to the Land of Unknown where she often disappears to many's dismay, but this time I should be happy as the hill is with me. :p

My Hill, Pensive's Very Hill! :D

[Jane Jane]

little bluebird Pensive's hill.

Ah you crafty little birdie, so you're a friend of time are you then?
Well I happen to know a few people on the other side meself and one of them is dear Padraic, formerly known as Maewyn , celebrated as St. Patrick. I ask for a wee prayer on my behalf, he obliges and the little birdie's mom calls to her to get off that dirty hill and have a bath. Bye bye pouting little birdie.
Oh my how pleasant it is to relax on a nice woven cotton rug, thick cushy pillow and enjoy a bag of crisps and read The Three Muskateers on my little hill.
My hill, hay nonny nonny hay!

[Pensive]

Jane Jane's Hill

With the help of my friend, Wind from the East, I make the torn pages from The Three Muskeeters fly away. Jane Jane in their search leaves my hill and quick as I am, I do not need much time to take back my very own hill.

Pensive's Hill!

[zanna]

Pensive was having a rather lovely time up there on the hill, and fell asleep after going so long uncontested for hill-ownership. Fortunately I was just able to roll Pensive up in a fluffy comforter and send her off in a billowing hot air balloon! Enjoy the ride, Pensy! :)

My Hill.

[The Bookinator]

But soon the hill got cold and drafty. After enduring the frigid surrroundings for so long, zanna finally decided to go after Pensive and get her comforter back! If only zanna had checked the thermostat before she left, because if she had, she would've seen Bookie in an eskimo suit gigglying madly while cranking down the dial on the AC.

After making some hot tea, Bookie claimed the hill as her own. (That's pretty... cool. *ba-dum-tsh*)

*dodges rotten veggies*

[zanna]

While Bookie was so busy dodging rotten vegetables, she didn't see me sneaking up behind her with my friend's pair of cymbals to crash them on her ears! Not only did she jump several feet into the air in surprise, but she ended up rolling down the hill, and getting swept away by the river that winds past our hill. Oh, did I say our? I meant my hill! Silly me!

[Pendragon]

Zanna's hill Off in the Shadowlands, the dragon decides to clean up his pantry. There is one too many knights shish-a-bob tossed on the floor after the party with the cave Troll. He grabs a giant broom and begins to sweep them into a pile. Stooping, he opens a small dimensional rift to drop them through. Quite by accident, they all land in a clatter of bones and armor on Zanna's hill. She screams up at the sky! A dimensional door opens in the hill itself and the dragon sets her out a nice golden vase of lovely fresh moonflowers. Then he scoots. She's mad. Zanna's Hill!

[Jane Jane]

shiver me timbers. I would be in a convalescent home if that should happen to me. :( But the Moonflowers sound fab.
Zanna's hill.
I watched the scene and felt rather badly for her shock so I went into the town and bought some flowers for Zanna. I wrapped them in gold leaf foil and stuck a couple of freshly made dusted truffles into the middle. Then I walked right up to her, handed her the flowers, slipped her some money to go on a nice train ride to relax and forget about dragons and such and away she went.
This time I brought some crinkly , very loud sounding foil type material and I placed it all about and anchored it all to the grass. I was so very very tired and needed a sleep. Noone can approach me for hundreds of yards without making noise.
My hill, and as I drift off I am thinking about doing a bit of landscaping , sort of a Victorian theme.

[zanna]

Mwah ha ha ha! But Jane Jane forgot about the air! Looking rather ridiculous, I flapped my arms as fast as I could, and managed to hover just a few inches over the rustle-y tin foil. Then, I landed a mere foot away from Jane Jane, called the search-and-rescue people, and have them come with a chopper to whisk her away. She was sleeping so soundly, I was rather worried she died! So, while Jane Jane gets a good looking-over at a hostpital several thousand miles away, I sit down on MY HILL to wait for the news.

Fortunately, she left Pen's Moonflowers, so I still get to enjoy them. :) I didn't stay mad at Pen for long, because some of that armor was rather interesting, and fetched a nice price on E-bay. Good thing those particular knights won't be needing it ever again. :D Although that was a rather maddening situation; to have bones and armor raining down on my hill. *sigh*

[Jane Jane]

now listen here, and what is that feeling or air draft on my behind. Gads, a hospital gown. Where am I. OOh that Zanna. A little bird came and told me. I told her to get her cousin the eagle and away we went.
Just like that
Zanna's hill, but not for long.
whoosh, down we came. He deposited me safely and before she could do a single thing, up up up he carried her.
bye bye dear Zanna, do have a l ovely trip, to the top of Mount Kilamanjaro.
aah the air here is truly rarified.
oh and this new skirt is scratchy, being made of up feathers, but happily I do have me cell phone.
Hello, is this Macy's, yes well I have rather a rush order for you to fill.....
Hello is this Dominos pizza, yes well I have a big order for you. Do you deliver by helicopter? yes, oh joy,.
Jane Jane's hill.......again.

[zanna]

Woo-hoo! Mt. Kilimanjaro was lovely! But, even though it's much higher than the Hill, there's something about our hill that I prefer. Well, when I told Jane Jane that she'd won a sweepstakes that took you on an around-the-world cruise, all expenses paid, with a rather large spending budget besides, she was thrilled and headed out on her trip.

Ahh, home sweet home, or should I say hill sweet hill? ;)

[papayahed]

Zanna's hill.

While Zanna was sleeping I had my army of robot monkeys quietly transplant Zanna to another, although not quite as nice, hill.

Papaya's Hill

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

After studying WWII, I storm the hill with paratroopers, u-boats, and howitzers. Papaya runs away in fear screaming for help.

Piglet's hill