King of the hill

[zanna]

RJbibliophil's hill

Rather confused as to how much good U-boats would really do on our hill, Zanna confronts RJ --

"Now look here, I don't care if you use outdated WWII tactics, but leave the U-boats out of it, alright? My hill is rather landlocked, so you had better take those rusty ol' submarines right back where you found them! They're a disgrace! Next thing I know, there'll be cars up on blocks lying around! This hill may be homey, but it's not trashy!"

And so I have my hill all to myself again. :)

[Nightshade]

The hill has been deserted so long that it reverts to its default condition as
MY HILL

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA :lol:

[Niamh]

little does nightshade know and at this exact moment a troup of leprechauns, hobyas, ghools, elves, goblins and the unseelie atriod, are charging up the hill to claim it in the name of Niamh the Nymph!

[Nightshade]

And the smilies trip them all up and dump them in vats of iron infested custard
mwahahahaha
:lol:
my hill!!

[Niamh]

but night doesnt spot the fairies flying above her that knock all her smilies 100 miles away from the hill,and blast her with pisoegs, making her run down the hill in fear of the dreaded curses placed on her!
My Hill! ;)

[Nightshade]

Niamh doesnt realise that the tunnles form the original hill still exsist so I just walked up underneath her and tipped her off teh throne...my hill!!!

[Niamh]

then niamh gives night a good rhinehouse kick in the hinny and sends her to the moon.
My hill

[Nightshade]

Where I meet Ernie, dance on a moonbeam and then make a wish on a star
and have my hill once again :p
My hill
and niamh is on mars...

[Niamh]

Where she gets a lift on a martians inc. spaceship, which runs nightie off the hill by pounding her with turnips, and beams niamh back onto the hill. Nighie is nursing bruised bones in shreks swamp.
My hill

[Nightshade]

(You forget the martians lve ME I was an exhibit in their museum after all....)
but the Martians are treacherous people and they kick you out..
and sell teh hill to me!

[AimusSage]

The biggest shareholder of Martian Knives INC! decides he wants to have the hill in his backyard. He uses a vacuum cleaner to suck up all unwanted objects and people of the hill and stores them in a pocket universe. Nightshade is trapped there and the hill is transported to his backyard, where it sits nicely amongst the cultivated gardens.

If you are wondering who the biggest shareholder of Martian Knives INC! is, wonder no more, it is His Royal Highness the Benevolent and Just King Aimus the first Ruler of the Infinite Universe, Mars, and the nation of the Glorious Turnip. Also known as ME!

My hill. :D

[Nightshade]

His royal highness forgot that the greatest ever Martian Knives INC! pocket knife was on the hill and I cut my self out of the pocket universe and with another handy gadget rewrite the space time continuum and write out the existence of the once king of Mars :p
:D

[Madhuri]

I tell Night that there is chaos in the last thread of the Philosphy forum. She runs off, as she has got a chance to press the red mod button.

As she is now lost in the world of Internet searching for the thread, I can relax on MY HILL :D :D :banana:

MY HILL !!! :D

[Guinivere]

I run up to Madhuri and knock him over the head with a cucumber, then I take the hill and leave for a place no one has ever been before. With MY HILL !!

[Pensive]

I tell Guinivere that Madhuri is not a 'him' but a 'her' and Guinivere, who is a staunch feminist and believes that stuff should never be snatched away from a female, starts weeping at such a poor treatment of a female such as Madhuri by her ownself. During all this, her attention remains away from my very own hill and I find it the best opportunity to get it all for myself!

My Hill! :p

[Nightshade]

Humm I mention to pensy that this year's live read may very well be placed at a time suited to her joining in, she gets so excietd she jumps up and down, takes flight and abandons the hill, when it just so happens I am on it, and so..
MY HILL!!

[Madhuri]

I asked Night very politely to give back MY HILL.....but she refused. I applied force even..... but she didnt budge :rolleyes:

Then.....I bribed her with life-long unlimited supply of her favourite..... Cheesecake :nod: She simply melted upon seeing the offer :D

And, here I am on MY HILL :banana: :D

[Guinivere]

Madhuri sat on her hill for so long that her leg fell asleep and she couldn't move. She'd twitch and wiggle around not noticing that I had creeped up behind her. Then I spooked her with my Nosferatu impression ... she couldn't help herself. Fear overwhelmed her and she ran screaming into the sunset.

So here I was, Queen of the Hill again.

[kilted exile]

Guinevere's Hill

I tell her lancelot is waiting in the clearing yonder.

MY HILL

[Guinivere]

I broke up with him years ago so your information doesn't impress me much. But I humour you since you clearly haven't spent a lot of time on the hill. And everybody deserves a go.

While you start making yourlesf at home on your hill, my darling Arthur, who forgave me for my misshap draws his sword and threatens to cut out your tongue if you don't remove yourself from MY HILL. Of course you obey, and so here I am on MY HILL.

[Pensive]

Telling Guinivere about my superpowers is enough to scare her away, leading me to the possession of my very own hill!

Pensive's Hill! :D

[djy78usa]

I unleashed a swarm of voracious locusts on Pensive's hill. The locusts devoured all the crops on said hill, leaving Pensive rather hungry, hungry enough to break into a buried stash of decade old Spam brand meat product. The Spam brand meat product was enough to hold Pensive over for a few days, but she eventually broke down and had to leave the hill.
This left me in somewhat of a quandary, as I wanted to claim the hill as my own, but realized I would suffer the same fate as Pensive if I did not chase off the remaining locusts and replenish the hill's crops.
I emptied my savings account and used 25% of the money to purchase some locust poison, seeds, and some farming equipment. I used the second 25% of my savings to form a posse of hill dwellers willing to go up the hill and battle the locusts. With the last of my savings, I hired some more hill dwellers to go plant the crops, and some mercenaries to stand guard to ensure that none of the other lit-netters tried to claim the hill during the planting.
After a few months, the crops finally began to reappear. I sweet talked the hill-dwellers to act as my marching band as I triumphantly climbed to the top of the hill and planted my guidon...

THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!

[Madhuri]

I simply have to tell DJ that there is an interesting offer for him, where he can do a parachute landing on to his favourite hill, for which he has slogged so much.

An offer he couldnt refuse :nod:

And I ask my pilot friend to make him land on the locust infested hill :p :D

I am now on MY HILL :banana: :D

[zanna]

Maddie, one much given to drawing in the sand, can't resist the all-expenses-paid, two week beach stay I offer her, but unfortunately, the plane lands in the Sahara instead. So I guess I'll just have to suffer on my hill a little longer.:bawling:

Oh, who am I kidding? It's a party up here! :banana: :banana: :banana:

[WhimsySA]

Zanna's hill....

While zanna is throwing this little party, I get a bunch of elves to make a train and, of course, zanna can't resist the idea of joining. Zanna grabs onto the nearest elf's shoulders and wheeeeee off they go.... Lala lala laalaa

The hill has now been returned to its rightfull owner.

All MINE :)

[Haven]

Whimsy's Hill...

Celebrating the re-capture of the hill, Whimsy has one too many egg-nogs... which is bad enough... but there is a great big bowl of evil smelling punch that is waiting on the table ... Whimsy's face plunges into the bowl and glug glug glug.... Wow is MY Hill :lol:

[Pensive]

Having just acquired super-powers which are far greater than those I had before, my mere demand is enough to make Haven return back my very own hill to me. Yeah, all hail power!

Pensive's Hill!

[Niamh]

Niamh sends Pensive this treasure map to an amazing underground library that held all the books she has ever desired to read and more. With a hint or too of really good airconditioning and lighting as never seen before in pensives home, she skips with joy and goes off in search of the hidden library which leads her to a sinking swamp that swallows her up!

My Hill! :D

[B-Mental]

While Niamh is quietly contemplating the beauty of the hill, she hears a distant shout. "FORE!" Looking around to see where it came from she is suddenly surprised when a golf ball lands very close to her. It gives her such a fright she faints. B comes looking for his ball only to discover a passed out Niamh. He calls emergency services, which arrives with no delay, and pretty little Niamh is carried away. "Hey! There's my ball!", announces B. "Boom-chaka-laka I declare this hill as mine! Par 3, 225m"

B's Hill

[Niamh]

After Niamh finds her self awake in A&E she decides to seek revenge on B and his golf ball and retrieve her hill. With a good arm for throwing and being quite strong for a girl, she grabs hold of a bowling ball and throws it at a great speed straight into B's chest and sends him rocketing to the other side of the world where he freezes into a statue like form of a man in flight with a bowling ball tucked into his tummy. Niamh sit on to of the hill and declares!
"My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Pensive]

Having a little amount of the potion Felix Felicis is enough to bring me good luck in everything I do including the try of getting back my very own hill. :p

Pensive's Hill!

[zanna]

Pensive's hill.
One day, while Pensive was in quite a lot of thought, befitting her name, there were three little chipmunks that came to visit her hill. She was so busy with her philosophy problem that she didn't even notice that they'd approached close enough to snatch the bag of nuts she'd been munching on right out of her hand! Of course, chipmunks, while sneaky, can't resist gloating or performing a victory dance, which Pensive did notice, rather angrily. And so began the merry chase that carried Pensive far into the woods, and up the tallest tree -- where she was rather stuck, once she realized how far down it was again. And such a dark forest!
Ah well, 'tis my hill again. =)
:banana::banana::banana:

[the silent x]

A mist forms around the hill, it is an eerie mist, thick and grey. The once beautiful day has instantly become the darkness of night, illuminated only by a full hunting moon. The wind grows chill. A presence long forgotten returns to the place that once was his own. zanna looked around, wondering where the beautiful day with all the glorious light had gone, and also, why was the warmth of the ground so suddenly stolen away. Who could have done this. Stealing herself to the top of the hill, she prepared her traps and weapons to defend that which she had worked so hard for. Suddenly, she heard a sound near the woods edge. She trained her long seeing eyes to the spot, but saw no one. The night grew darker as the assassin pounced on her from behind, "I have no tseen the likes of you in a long long while. i have come to take back my hill." said the assassin in a voice whisper quiet as the fog, and as chill as the wind, "I shall let you flee with your life, but spread the word. The Silent X has returned.

[wildfire]

While the day was still night and Silent X stood on the hill that he had reclaimed, a whistle was heard and Wildfire walked towards the assassin. She was walking at a slow pace, looking clearly a little lost and confused. Once she reached the assassin she flashed him a abashed grin.
"Um, hi. I think that I made a wrong turn back a little ways, is there any chance you can tell me how to get back to the main road?" With a head tilt, she smiled.
While the assassin looked at her confused, she made a hand signal and the pigeons flew out of nowhere, picking up Silent and carrying him off to their evil nest of doom, where their overlords waited with glee. Once Silent is out of sight, Wildfire jumps up and down happily and makes herself comfortable on her very own hill. Yay!

[mosimo]

It was a dark and gloomy night. That was until wildfire took the hill. The flames lept high and tall forcing everyone to flee the area. One old man unable to flee was caught in the paths of the raging flames and was forced to call for help. He tried every number he knew until the flames cut off all communication. As the smoke and the heat slowly overwhelmed him the National Guard arrived and started to work putting out the fire. Wildfire fought back will all its might yet it finally succumbed to the overwhelming force of tons of water dousing out its flames. After the National Guard left taking the old man with them to care for his burns the hill was left vacant. Until Mosimo and his band of valiant followers snuck in and claimed the hill as their own working to restore the desperately fought over land.

[mosimo]

After years of restorative efforts to the Hill Mosimo and his men were able to build a beautiful Garden with a huge mansion promoting the return of natural wild life and turning the hill into a summer resort. Rich and poor alike flocked to the hill where all were clothed and treated equally. As time went of the effort spread to contain more than just the hill spreading buildings and gardens down into the valley inviting everyone in need of a rest to come and rejuvenate their bodies.

[papayahed]

uhh yeah. Papaya starts a massive effort to drive all off the hill with a combination of tear gas and rubber bullets. I concrete the hill and build turets at each corner where I station around the clock robot monkey sentries. Then I pull out my lawn chair and lemonade and listen to Jimmy buffet.

Papaya's Hill.

[Nightshade]

Jimmy buffet is giving a concert outside the hill compound providing free drinks- in her rush papaya forgets to lock up. I wonder in

MY hIll!!

[WhimsySA]

Night continues to wonder around and survey the newly acquired hill... While in this thoughtfull, relaxed, daydreaming state Night proceeds to wonder right off the hill. Leaving it free for me to take over...

The hill is MINE!

[librarius_qui]

Robot monkey sentries put Whimsy out of the hill.

A klicky goes over the wall. Sentries can't notice it, because it's plastic made, and very small.

It walks to the command center, and sets auto-destruction for proper time.

Smart klicky walks out, awaits patiently.


~**BOOOOOM!!!**~

Towers, monkeys, all Papaya had built, are blown up.

"Good work, klicky!", says a librárius, who walks up to the hill, puts his mark: Private Property.

Hill was now bought!

I have the papers, in a hidden place!

So, 'guess it's mine ... :D

[Nightshade]

HA! The hill can not be bought, :brow:. Night reverses the change that occured oh a bout 20 odd pages ago and returns the hill to its original position where I get to it first and reclaim it !
:D

[librarius_qui]

I KNEW I should have read the whole thread BEFORE posting something ... But I'll have to learn from you guys ... At least until I read it :D

So, Nightshade receives a letter, saying that she had won a private property in the Caribbean, and that, to reclaim it, she'd have to take next available transport (ticket in the envelope ...), by boat, to the place. But she's smart, so, she doesn't buy it, so, she stays on her hill ...

Odd, aye? (I learnt it with Jack Sparrow! :thumbs_up )

The hill is Nightshade's!

haha!
:lol:

[optimisticnad]

Everyone knows I'm the king of the hill, it's futile to argue about this and as king of the hill i declare this thread closed. period. all this talk about replacing me is slander and you are all liable for the damage caused on my frail Mrs-Bennet-like nerves. Now please form an orderly line so my officer's can arrest you all. Leniency will be shown to those who comply.

[librarius_qui]

People rebels against monarchy, they put the kings away, and elect me president of the hill!

Hill is mine! :D

[optimisticnad]

Opti shares a cell with Merlin and Doctor Who. Combined forces send her to a parallel world where she is the only inhabitant and has a hill of her own. So I don't need your hill anymore. Keep it!! Mine is better.

[Pensive]

Optimistic leaves My Hill at somebody's disposal while going off to Haj herself (or himself?)trusting that person would return it back to her/him as soon as she/he comes back but one shouldn't trust a person so easily when it comes to a lovely hill such as Pensive's. But when Pensive, a personality that person is in debt of demands back her hill from her, she can't do anything but to give it back. :D

[Guinivere]

Pensive, struck by the beauty of a flower on the side of a path. Leaves My Hill unattended while she contemplates the meaning of life, flowers and paths in general.
While thus occupied I reclaim My Hill after several months of absence from it with newfound vigor.

[papayahed]

The cupboards are bare, Guinivere goes off to the super market. I take over the hill.


Papaya's hill.

[Pensive]

papayahed gifts it to me as a birthday present and my very own hill is returned back to me once again! :p

Pensive's Hill!

[Virgil]

It's Pensy's birthday. You are King of the Hill for the entire day. :D

[Thespian1975]

I dress up as Santa Claus and arrive with my reindeer. When i am let in, I let loose my Mutated, Drug Crazed, Reindeer to KILL KILL KILL

MY HILL.

[eyemaker]

It's my birthday! I'll take over the hill until morning!:D

[Thespian1975]

It's my birthday! I'll take over the hill until morning!:D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. :bday_2:

DON'T MESS UP MY HILL!

[jekan blazer]

i throw pies at eyemaker's hill!!!


my hill!!!

[papayahed]

jekan's hill.

Jekan, seriously out of pies goes to the bakery for more once he leaves I build a moat and wall around the hill.

Papaya's Hill.

[Madhuri]

Whats going on on MY HILL??

I tell Papaya that a new store has opened with the latest school supplies that she so much wanted.

Off she goes :D

Its MY HILL!! :banana:

[jekan blazer]

:idea: before the moat was done, a bunch of dancing bananas, sent by yours truely, came and attacked the hill!!!



my hill dog spammit!!!

[zanna]

Well, thank goodness I brought several dozen friends, and about a ton of ice cream, because that banana army made enough splits to feed us all, and we had an awesome ice cream social!

My hill! =D

[jekan blazer]

i ate allllll the ice cream....


ONCE AGAIN MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zanna]

Lol, I love papayahed's simple maneuvers!

Jekan and friends ate so much ice cream, they couldn't even sit upright any longer, and ended up rolling down the side of the hill! Much too lethargic to climb back up again, they barely even protested when I calmly strolled to the top to claim my hill!! =D

[optimisticnad]

Optimistic leaves My Hill at somebody's disposal while going off to Haj herself (or himself?)trusting that person would return it back to her/him as soon as she/he comes back but one shouldn't trust a person so easily when it comes to a lovely hill such as Pensive's. But when Pensive, a personality that person is in debt of demands back her hill from her, she can't do anything but to give it back. :D

:lol: I have news for you - no one is that assertive, you demand your hill and I just hand it over to you? *scoffs* :lol:


:bawling::bawling:

I've had an epiphany. Everytime I try to be the king of the hill I am either butchered, blown up, over thrown etc. etc.

So why bother...?

I have a dream that one day we rise above this petty need to own the hill.

I have a dream that we can all play on the hill together.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, and every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight.

I will take the burden from you and I'll look after the hill for you - not for my selfish desires but because I care about you all so much So go forth my children, you are henceforth liberated.

[jekan blazer]

:lol: you call that a speech? :yawnb:

i take my hill back with an army of hammering smilies!!!!

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[optimisticnad]

:lol: you call that a speech? :yawnb:

i take my hill back with an army of hammering smilies!!!!

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I take the hill back by putting you all to sleep with another speech!

[jekan blazer]

I take the hill back by putting you all to sleep with another speech!

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what?????? huh?????




spam you!!!


:crash: i just broke your computer!!!
my hill now!!! :p

[optimisticnad]

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what?????? huh?????




spam you!!!


:crash: i just broke your computer!!!
my hill now!!! :p

Before you broke my computer I sent a lethal virus which wrecked your computer and also emitted radiation which damaged the already small hardware up there in your head. :lol: if i can't have the hill neither can you.
(P.s i've not seen you around before! welcome)

[optimisticnad]

P.s I;ve had a quick read on your profile about you - and i've decided we can't be friends for two reasons:

1. Your favourite book is twillight (what?!) :lol:
2. You like foxes (again I repeat - what?!)

But lucky for you I am willing to try! :D

[jekan blazer]

ummmmmmm... was that supposed to do something?


i send the girl from the ring at you!!
http://www.mikewiemholt.com/images/portfolio/othergraphics/wallpapers/TheRing_Face_11152.jpg

my hill

[optimisticnad]

:eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2::eek2:

THAT WAS SCARY!!! But I scrolled down with eyes squinted! You're a meany, im telling on you... I don't like horror movies although I watch 'em, literally can't sleep at night - which is silly....:blush: it's not real! But i have a really hyperactive imagination! Ah, the number of love affairs I've had in my head....

I send you Hannibal Lecter who is going to eat your liver with 'fava beans and a nice chianti'. yum yum...

One, two Hannibal's coming for you
Three, four, better lock your door! :D

http://silentopinion.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/hannibal-lecter.jpg

[jekan blazer]

:yawnb:
wow...... is that all you got?

i send you a chao...

http://www.freewebs.com/chaogroup/Chaomadebyme.gif


he is deciding how to kill you!!!!!!!!!!!

[optimisticnad]

I'm confused, we're so busy trying to kill each other we've lost the objective - ownership of hill!

I'm sending you Fat Bastard (Austin Powers) who is contemplating....how to eat you! I would attach a picture but it is too revolting and I am worried I will offend someone - which is a new for me! Yayyy, therapy is paying off....

[jekan blazer]

i killed fat bastard a long time ago....


i send the Zohan to keep my hill protected....

remember.............YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!!!

[Madhuri]

Opti and Jekan have been fighting, and eventually they both are killed :)

There is no one to claim the hill.....

It's mine now :D

MY HILL!! :banana:

[optimisticnad]

Opti and Jekan have been fighting, and eventually they both are killed :)

There is no one to claim the hill.....

It's mine now :D

MY HILL!! :banana:

Howdy stranger! I've not seen you around for a while!

Opti has powers which go beyond the grave - which is where she's sending yoi!

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
My hill, my hill, my hill, my lovely little hill....

:lol:

[AimusSage]

Howdy stranger! I've not seen you around for a while!

Opti has powers which go beyond the grave - which is where she's sending yoi!

My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps
My hill, my hill, my hill, my lovely little hill....

:lol:

By distracting Opti with all the bling bling in UFO 1 I easily take back my hill.

[jekan blazer]

my zombified self rises and scares the lfe out of everyone


my hill

[Madhuri]

What rises must fall down.....yes, Jekan falls down MY HILL :D

Its mine now :D

:banana: :banana:

[zanna]

I march up the hill, microphone in hand, and launch into the best stand-up comedy routine Madhuri has ever heard. Everyone in the vicinity ends up rolling all over the ground, clutching their stomachs, and I get the hill, plus a round of applause! =D

My Hill. =)

:banana::banana::banana:

[optimisticnad]

It turned out that the day Zanna decided to do her/his stand up quasi-comedy show was the day Opti wore thick ear nuffins, didn't hear a word and looked around completely puzzled thinking what on earth was everybody laughing at. When Zanna wasn't looking Opti sneaked up to the front, put the volume on blast, took the microphone off Zanna and screamed - and Opti does a pretty mean scream even without the microphone. To this day Zanna can be seen floating around space. With Zanna out of the way the hill is mine!

[jekan blazer]

what opti didnt realize was jekan was immune to screams, and stalked his prey (opti). he pounced on opti and blew up his head.....like so.....:rage:


my hill is bloody now...

[optimisticnad]

what opti didnt realize was jekan was immune to screams, and stalked his prey (opti). he pounced on opti and blew up his head.....like so.....:rage:


my hill is bloody now...

what jekan failed to realise that Opti was a girl! *SHOCK* So he must have blown up somebody else's head cos it sure wasn't mine! Jekan - retreats when he sees Opti - thinking he had just blown her head up, 'is this Opti I see before me?'

:lol:

[Madhuri]

I tell Opti that Jekan is trying to demolish her very famous palace on Mars.

She leaves... :)

Ofcourse, the hill is mine now :D

MY HILL!! :banana:

[NikolaiI]

I tell Maddie that because she stole Lote's avatar, she seems to be taking on his appearance! :) Now she runs off to check in the mirror, and I take the hill.

[Madhuri]

I tell Nik, that with that avy, he will surely not get entry in Vrindavan; a thought which he possibly cannot stand. He goes off to change his look....

The hill is mine :D

MY HILL!! :D :banana:

[zanna]

While floating around in space, I manage to wrangle enough junk together to make a landing pod, which is then heavy enough it gets sucked back into the atmosphere, and I'm able to pilot it right to the top of my hill!

Maddie is so surprised and scared by the giant, heavy-looking fireball descending directly towards the hill, that she ran for the OTHER hills, lol. So, now it's just me, crawling out from my twisted and burning pile of spacejunk, to stand triumphantly on MY HILL!

[jekan blazer]

i take out my hydrodynamicthermonulear radiation blaster and destroy the hill....
no one has the hill, for it is gone:p

[master chief]

i build a new hill out of the earth and take over the hill with the arbiter... our hill

[Madhuri]

It is so nice of you :) If you can please step aside, I can take over MY Hill :D :p

[Nightshade]

pfft Maddie has been evicted for tresspassing, on MY hill! :D

[Pendragon]

The dragon looks through the dimensional window at that pathetic hill they fight over. Boring. He breaths fire and smoke down upon Nighty’s hill… :sick:

[jekan blazer]

i pull out a atomic bomb and threaten to blow it up, unless the hill is given to me... you all agree hastily....so it is now my hill...

[*Classic*Charm*]

Too bad it's just a tiny pipe bomb and the only thing that gets blown up is Jekan..I happen to be walking by and oh lookie here! Guess who gets herself a hill?

That would be me:D

[jekan blazer]

ghosts apear out of nowhere and scare the life out of classic....

my hill...

[jekan blazer]

still my hill!!

[Scheherazade]

I tell Jekan that LadyW has been seen hanging around the General Literature section and watch him disappear in that direction before I declare the hill all mine!

[papayahed]

Scher's Hill.

I leave a trail of kit kats leading off the hill. I take over the hill after Scher wanders off.

Papaya's Hill

[Scheherazade]

Papaya's Hill

I tell Papaya that the Fashion Police is looking for her after hearing that she is carrying a purple handbag. She goes into hiding and it is...

MY HILL!

[Madhuri]

I tell Scher that the real police is after her for spreading rumors about Papaya. She immediately creates an underground passage and escapes, which I seal with mud, so she cannot return :D

MY HILL :D

[jekan blazer]

I tell Jekan that LadyW has been seen hanging around the General Literature section and watch him disappear in that direction before I declare the hill all mine!


:bawling: thats mean!!! i tell maddie that the beach is in season....
she runs off and leavs me with my hill!!!

[papayahed]

jekan's hill

I resurrect my army of robot monkeys and program to shoot dried beans at Jekan until he relinquishes the hill. It only take 7 minutes until Jekans runs for cover and I declare the hill mine.

Papaya's hill.

[Scheherazade]

Papaya's Hill

I tell Papaya that there is a revival in 80s fashion. She runs back home to dig out her old outfits and give herself a big hair do.

The hill is mine!

:D

[jekan blazer]

i call my best friend, ladyw, to fight beside me for the hill....
we pwn all n00blets and that makes it...

our hill!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Jekan has the hill.

I start singing and Janken's head explodes.



THE HILL IS MINE!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!! TIME TO START MY REIGN OF TERROR...... while hiding in my hill.

MY HILL

I discover ladyw, who helped Jekan to conquer the hill, and kick her off MY hill.

My hill.
Galzraa enjoys his leisure time at his hill reinforcing it with walls, a huge fortress, and Spongebob Squarepants hyped on 20 gallons of energy drinks. (Yes, I can control Sponge Bob too; it's a talent.)

[Scheherazade]

Kingoflombards' Hill.

I tell the Kingoflombards that I am the Moderator and that if he keeps flooding, he might be banned from the Forum.

He runs away screaming and hides under his bed where he keeps his dust bunny collection.

My hill.

[kingoflombards]

Scheherazades hill

I use my precious dust bunny collection to give you allergies; you leave [I]my[I] hill to get allergy medicine.

(P.S. What is 'flooding'?)

[Scheherazade]

I luckily do not have any allergies so vacuum the dust bunnies away along with Kingofdustbunnies...

It's my hill!

[kingoflombards]

Scheherazade's hill...for now.


The sky is bright and sunny on Scheherazade's Hill. Since there are no immediate threats on her hill she fixes herself a sandwich.
Meanwhile, Galzraa bolsters his army with the cry, “I AM THE KING OF LOMBARDS! SUBMIT YOUR WILL TO ME!" His army, being dust bunnies respond by rolling away in the wind, "But no matter." says the ever resilient King of Lombards, "I still have my secret weapon...."
Scheherazade sits down in the shade of a pear tree and reads her most prized book, munching on her sandwich. And then... NINJA ATTACK. Five cloaked ninjas leap into the air with Scheherazade's treasured book and step on her sandwich to boot. Scheherazade runs off in hot pursuit of the thieving ninjas while Galzraa struts up to his hill and has the rest of his robots (that's right, ninja robots stole your book) build a heavily fortified wall and an artillery defense array.


The hill now belongs to the soon-to-be-supreme-ruler-of-the-world!
(I'm a humble person in case you haven't noticed:D)

[kingoflombards]

Galzraa's Hill


Galzraa gets bored so he and his robot army go to raid the fridge instead of the country-side.


ANYONE'S HILL

(get it while it's hot; I'm not that hungry....maybe.)

[Scheherazade]

Scheherazade walks in and bursts Lombards' bubble. While he goes "pop", Scheherazade declares it her hill!

[kingoflombards]

Scheherazade's Hill


Galzraa gets pretty upset about falling from such a high bubble, so he encourages mor people to attack the Hill while he is recovering.

Scheherazade's Hill.... for now.

[jekan blazer]

Scheherazade's Hill...
jekan is back!!! i tell Scheherazade that there is a someone breaking the rules of lit net, and Scheherazade runs off on a wild goose chase...
my hill!!!

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill


Galzraa congratulates Jekan for his return and gives him a cookie for a reward....a radioactive chip cookie! And it's the cheap knock-off brand!

While Jekan is still a puddle of radioactive oopsie, Galzraa claims the Hill

MY HILL!

[NikolaiI]

kingoflombards simply gets dizzy from the height, and sadly tumbles to the rocky shore below.

NikolaiI's hill.

[jekan blazer]

NikolaiI's hill.

i bring Harry Potter and tell him to use a spell...unfortunately for NikolaiI, he shouts "sectumsempra!!!!" and she falls off and bleeds to death.


MY HILL

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill

I take Jekan's red clown nose(the one in his avatar) and chuk it into a sea of ripe tomatoes. Good luck finding your nose.

My Hill! (I used FOUR safety ropes to climb it this time so HA)

[jekan blazer]

luckily i always carry a backup nose... i pull a sword out of my throat slice the safety lines and tell the tomatoes to ATTACK kingoflombards and he runs off screaming like a girl...


my hill

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill

Galzraa, the King of Lombards, uses his expert culinary skills to make pasta sauce out of Jekan's weak minded tomato hordes.

My Hill AND my sauce(I don't share)


PS- I secretly added a timed detonator to Jekan's not-so-secret-spare-nose. I should go off in three- two-one....:D

[Pensive]

kingoflombards' Hill

The rules state that one can either be King of Lombards or King of the Hill so I leave the person above to be the King of Lombards and take away my very own hill!

Pensive's Hill!

[jekan blazer]

Pensive's Hill.
i shoot Pensive's annoyingly cute avatar bird down and Pensive goes to take it to a funeral...

jekan's hill!!!

[zanna]

Jekan's hill . . .

being such the good guy he is, when I whisper to him that it's my birthday, and all I want is just one eensy weensy hill, just for the day, he says, "Well, it's all yours, then!" and saunters off jauntily.

My Hill!

:banana: :banana: :banana:

[jekan blazer]

zanna's hill

zanna accidentally closes litnet and jekan sees this...merrily reclaiming the hill

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's hill

Galzraa noticed that Zanna had left the hill before Jekan did, so he set up a load of booby traps and cameras for his own amusement.

I own the hill now Jekan

[Pensive]

Kingoflombards' Hill!

If kingoflombards had not tried to shoot down my blue birdy (which thankfully didn't die as kingoflombards mistook it :p) I wouldn't have probably done such an unfair thingy such as using magic to get back my very own hill!

Pensive's Hill!

[Scheherazade]

Pensive's Hill

I tell Pensive that there are some juicy, fat worms at the bottom of the hill. As she runs there to catch some for her birdy, I declare it...

MY HILL!

[Stargazer86]

Scheherazade's hill

King Shahryar figured out what Scheherazade is really up to, and buys an anthology of short stories at his local bookstore. Now he's out for her head. Run Scheherazade, run!

Stargazer's Hill :D

[kingoflombards]

Stargazer's Hill


Galzraa plants an army of evil plant demons to destroy Stargazer... and they die due to Galzraa's Thumb of Plague(opposite of a green thumb).

Galzraa upset, but not suprised, then hatches a new plan. He enroles the help of Chuck Norris, who promptly round house kicks Galzraa at speed unobtainable by light. Since most of MY remains land on the Hill and Stargazer's don't, it's...


MY HILL

PS- Pensive, I didn't shoot at your bird; Jekan did.

[jekan blazer]

i throw a bunch of spam and viruses into king's computer...

my hill while he fixes it...

[LadyW]

Jekan's/Stargazer's Hill

Charges up the hill with an army of angry badgers, bat in hand, with bloodshot eyes and wild hair. "AAAAARGH!"
Both of them flee the scene.

LADY W's HILL!
:lol:

[jekan blazer]

i send a swarm of dementors after ladyw...

my hill

[LadyW]

Jekan's Hill.

"PATRONUS!"
And the dementors are banished.
"Didn't know I was magic, hm?"
*becomes invisible and rolls a bemused Jekan down the hill*

LADY W's HILL yet again.

[kingoflombards]

LadyW's Hill


Galzraa, who just cleaned his entire hard drive, gets together the orcs of Mordor(Sauron owed me a favor) and charge the Hill. LadyW's magic is powerful nor complex enough to divert an army and the orcs track her down quickly.



Galzraa's Hill(I am Galzraa, just so you know)

[jekan blazer]

Galzraa/kingoflombards's hill...

i call the psych ward and report a severe case of split personality disorder and they take him away and put him in a straight jacket.


my hill!!!

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill


The psychiatrist finds that I am not crazy and just have two names and releases me. then then take Jekan to examine his head. Thinking that one person is actually two is a sign of insanity.


MY HILL

[jekan blazer]

where was i when that happend....
i have no idea but i start talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking and talking untill galzraa falls off the hill, bored to death


my hill!

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill


IT A TRAP!! Galzraa only pretended to fall off the Hill, but he actually bungee jumped off of the Hill. He flies up and knocks out Jekan's two front teeth.(you won't get these back for Christmas:lol:. These are going in a trophy case:lol:)



My Hill

[super = twang]

http://www.poster.net/cooper-alice/cooper-alice-photo-xl-alice-cooper-6226509.jpg
Alice Cooper throws a skull and knocks King off the hill.

:idea:
The hill is mine!

[kingoflombards]

WRONG


Galzraa gets Ozzy to eat the skull (he's had practice on rodents:lol:)


Still my hill!!

[Nightshade]

Night knocks Galzraa into that lovley shiny thing ( is it a black hole or a star?) and waltzs onto the hill with the smilie hoards-
I do believe oh yes it is
MY HILL! :D

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu borrows Dr. Doofenschmirtz's Shrink-away-anator devise which shrinks Nightshade and Galzraa and kingoflombard (who are still battling back and forth at the foot of the hill) into infinitesimally small people so that no one can see them any longer!

The Hill is Mine!!

[Nightshade]

Bien forgot about the smilie hoardes... they chase himm off the hill with cackles of laughter
oh yes its my hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

The Hill is Nightshades...

Bien runs to release the Hound of the Baskervilles...(who really isn't mean at all, but enjoys licking and slobbering all over smilies) therefore Bien returns to reclaim the hill against the still infinitesimally small Nightshade.

The Hill is Mine again!

[Nightshade]

Nightie being tiny is still on the hill and really running the show, not that anyone knows it , but whats this an EVacuation button?
Night jumps on the button Bien evacuates the HIll and night once more has control and using a size restorer from Martian Knives INC is once more normal sizse and in Control
mwahahahahah:lol:
MY HILL

[BienvenuJDC]

**Bien arrives wearing a Hazardous Materials Containment Suit**
"Attention!! This area has been evacuated by the authority of the LitNet HazMat Response Team (otherwise known as LiNe HaMaRT) Please vacate the area until further instructions are issued. Follow the Orange Tape to the Scrub area where you will be hosed down with Icy Blue Fruit Drink which will neutralize the contaminate!"
Nightshade is escorted to the Scrub area...

The Hill is Mine...once again!!:D

[Nightshade]

night throws a tempertantrum because its NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT!!! bien is horrifid and flees
leaving MY HIll!!

[BienvenuJDC]

**Bien approaches dressed as a humble servant, bringing warm milk (with sedative), a blankie, teddy bear, and night cap.**
After Nightshade is fast asleep, puts her in a comfortable bed on a boat set for a place far, far away from MY HILL!!

:D

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.

Galzraa, The King of Lombards, (two names, remember?) musters an army of anti-Bienvenus and attacks. He then fortifies the Hill into a fortress, complete with a mini-fridge.


BEAT THAT!!


MY HILL

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu points out that Galzraa's army of anti-Bienvenus consists of only two members...then points to the pro-Bienvenu army consisting of 100s of thousands of elite soldiers armed with paint guns with pink paint balls...then admires Galzraa's new pink suit...**as he rolls down off MY HILL**

The Hill returns to Bienvenu! **as Bienvenu enjoys a drink from the mini-fridge that he acquired**

[BienvenuJDC]

**Please stock the mini-fridge with Root Beer the next time you think of taking MY HILL!!**

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill


Galzraa used the anti-Bienvenus as a distraction to get a million anti-pro-Bienvenus to the Hill.



I conquer the Hill and upgrade the fortress.

PS- I drank all of the rootbeer. MWAHAHAHAHAH! Now all of the cool, refreshing soda is mine!

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu looks at his watch and waits for the laxative filled Root Beer that he left as a trap to take effect...(since all the toilet paper was removed) he easily overtakes the fortress when everybody is trapped in the bathrooms...

The Hill is mine...but it stinks now..(bad plan)

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill



When Bienvenu calls a plumber to clean out the pipes that Galzraa so generously clogged, Galzraa strikes! I win the battle with a rock, and rock beats scissors, so HA!


MY HILL!!!!

:( I had to pick up the plumbing bill....

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill

The plumbing bill arrived...Galzraa had to get another part-time job working nights and weekends as a busboy and dishwasher at the local biker bar, unfortunately he was defeated by his own PLUMBER BILL...Paper beats Rock, so HA HA!

MY HILL!!!

(Yeah...it still stinks in here!!:confused:)

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.



Galzraa lets him keep it while it fumigates.



I laugh at your pitiful Hill(for now;))

PS-I sent an order of skunks to your Hill. I hope you enjoy them:lol: (I'm a stinker aren't I?:lol:)

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu's Hill

Hired a new maid service that cleared out the smelliness. The skunks were marked Return to Sender... Brought in cedar trim for all the rooms and installed a new Dolby Surround Sound system with a theater size flat screen TV, a hard drive loaded with any movie, show, or performance that you could possibly think of...

The library is being built in the lower level with an outdoor study overlooking the vineyard.

Still My Hill...:D

[zanna]

Bien's hill . . .
Zanna sneaks up during the really intense part of Bien's favorite movie and crashes some cymbals right behind his head! He's so startled he actually shoots through the roof, and hits the ground running. . . . far away, that is!

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Zanna's Hill


Galzraa pours a nice bowl of math for Zanna and sets it at the base of the Hill. Galzraa then uses his Zanna stepstool to get to his awesome new fort. Galzraa then uses it as a robot factory and creates hordes upon hordes of robots.


MY HILL AND MY CONQUEST!!!


PS- I still have all of the cool, refreshing drinks Bienvenu. Get them if you can! MWAHAHA!!

[Madhuri]

I change the software in the Robots. Galzarra flees MY HILL upon seeing the Robot Army.

MY HILL!!! :D

:banana:

[BienvenuJDC]

Madhuri's Hill

Downloaded the Lemming virus into the robots...they all ran off the edge of the cliff...

Snuck in with the aid of my cloak of invisibility...used the power that I learned from a Mongolian monk to overpower the thoughts of Madhuri to think that she was no longer on her hill...and now she is wondering aimlessly looking for the hill that she can no longer see...

Who knows the evil that lurks in the hearts of men...The Shadow knows....mwhahahahaha

...and back to its rightful owner...

It's My Hill!! :D

**Now that I am back in power...the fridge is restocked and the construction on the library overlooking the vineyards is now finished...but if y'all are gonna take over my Hill...please tend to the vineyard...it's a shamble!!! ..........and don't leave cracker crumbs all over the couch!**

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.



I leave cracker crumbs in the couch cushions and Bienvenu has a heart attack. :lol:


MY HILL

(I have an army of robots that are virus proof)

[BienvenuJDC]

Shows a picture of Galzraa abusing baby robots...the robots then throw HIM off the cliff...

Takes Dustbuster to the crumbs...

My HILL!! :D

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's hill

I hit the "Wig Out" button on my robot army remote and they throw Bienvenu ot. I then deactivate them.

My Hill

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill

Bienvenu dons an authentic Iron Man suit...the ostentatious entrance alone scares the bajeebas out of Galzraa, however, instead of running away he just stands there in awe of the collness of the suit. So Bienvenu (true to his name) welcomes Galzraa to sit and watch Iron Man on the BIG Screen, drink some sodas, eat some pizza, before KICKING HIM OUT!! ;)

My Hill!!

[zanna]

Zanna, chasing an errant frisbee in her new running shoes, ends up getting underfoot of Bien's Iron Man suit, and he trips over her, landing with a giant KLANG against the marble statue in the courtyard of the fortress. Several small monkeys come and tie the inert Iron Man down, a la Gulliver's Travels, and Zanna skips into the kitchen to get some Oreos.

My Hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Zanna's Hill

Me in my suit of Iron quickly breaks free, chases the monkeys away, over powers Zanna tying (her/him) up and putting (her/him) in the closet for safe keeping. Was going to check to see if (she/he) was a girl/guy, but quickly thought that might be embarrassing for both :blush:...so waits for (her/him) to just tell me.

My Hill...

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.


Galzraa watches from the shadows as HIS slave monkeys hold Iron-Bienvenu down; he shakes them off quickly, but not fast enough! The monkeys have already spread the robo-fleas. Iron-Bienvenu goes insane trying to itch inside his armor. while Glazraa takes the Hill.....



MY HILL
PS- I throw a pack of Oreos into the hostage closet.

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill (he thinks)

Since Bienvenu deals with eczema in his life, itching is not a weakness...Bienvenu quickly gathers up the slave monkeys and locks Galzraa in a box with them ...(and the robo-fleas that remain)...

My Hill...still!

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill

Galzraa deactivates the Robo-Fleas and orders his monkey slaves to destroy Bienvenu.


MY HILL

[jekan blazer]

king's hill


i order the zohan to come (again) and kill king,...

you dont mess with the zohan... discodisco
my hill

[BienvenuJDC]

jekan's hill

Galzraa's monkeys were only an inconvenience. I AM IRONMAN!!!!!!!! **as Black Sabbath's song starts in the background**

Galzraa is my favorite adversary. You mess with him...you mess with us both!! Zohan is taken to the deepest dungeon in the fortress where he is locked in an impenetrable cage hanging above the bottomless chasm and guarded by the vicious flying monkey raptors. jekan blazer (who is not worthy of a capital letter) is cast out through the trash chute into the pile of crusty pizza leftovers.

IRON Bienvenu's Hill

[Stargazer86]

Stargazer gives Bienvenu's daughters tons of candy and ice cream until they are running around the house screaming and jumping on furniture. Bienvenu runs off to do major damage control. Stargazer's hill

[jekan blazer]

i cause a star to supernova, and stargazer goes to watch...

my hill

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill

Being killed makes Galzraa angry. Very angry......HULK SMASH!!!



MY HILL!

[jekan blazer]

a hoard of zombie ninjas appear from nowhere and eat hulk galzraa

my hill

[kingoflombards]

But wait.... Hulk Galzraa becomes one of the infected, and thus the zombie horde leader.


MY ZOMBIE HILL!!!

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill

The antidote to the zombie infection is spread through the ventilation system...along with a knockout gas. All of the unconscious bodies are moved into the dungeon. Galzraa is taken to the closet...bound in strong cables.

My Hill

[Kiemain]

I hadouken Bienvenu off the hill and claim it for the first time ever.

My hill ^^

[kingoflombards]

Kiemain's Hill

Galzraa, with his super strong muscles:lol:, snaps the cables like rubber bands and uses Zanna, who was still in the closet since post #1663, as a battering ram. I then tear through the fortress until I reach Bienvenu....my nemesis. We meet at last. *Sound of Galzraa saying goodnight to Bienvenu; the way boxers do.


MY HILL

[BienvenuJDC]

Little did Galzraa know...that those cables were laced with a poison that did not enter his blood stream until he struggled against them. By straining to break the cables with his super strong muscles the slightest of abrasions took in the powerful poisonous substance...as he was saying goodnight...as he was saying MY HILL...he lost conciousness falling into the deepest of sleeps. When he wakes up...maybe even days from now...he will have no idea where he is...



MY HILL...don't mess with Bienvenu!!! :D

[Madhuri]

I coax Bien to come to the hill top to fly kites. Now, weather gods being great friends of mine, I ask them for a sudden gush of wind that takes Bien away along with the kite.

Happy Flying, Bien!!

Its MY HILL !! :banana:

:D :D

[jekan blazer]

i hack litnet and take control of everyone's profile...


my hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

jekan's hill

Flies in on the redesigned kite that took him away. Bienvenu quickly overtakes jekan...ties him up with kite string, throws him into the hostage closet, takes ladyW as his prize (which she didn't seem to mind since it meant free food/drink, a comfortable couch, watching/listening to any form of media that she desired, or use of the unlimited library overlooking the vineyard **and I really love that vineyard view if you hadn't noticed**).

My Hill...once more...and anyone is invited as long as you admit that it is MY HILL!!! :D

[jekan blazer]

i break out of the hostage closet....and bring a swarm of killer flying nanorobots!!! i kill all life on earth (except for ladyw and me) and retake the hilll


my hill

[BienvenuJDC]

and God laughs...
reestablishing life as it was...gives the hill back to the loved and benevolent Bienvenu as a gift...and smacking jekan's hand with His...(and it's a BIG hand...ouch!...**God's hand is big, not jekan's**)

The Hill belongs to Bienvenu...once more!!

[jekan blazer]

"stop taking my hill please." i say and surpisingly god and jcd give up the hill willingly...

my hill that easy?

[BienvenuJDC]

jekan's hill

Bienvenu allows jekan to have the hill for a while...as long as he makes some improvements while he's there....TASTEFUL improvements... ...and ladyW is still welcome to bless the facilities with her lovely presence...(or presents) as long as she wishes...

jekan's hill...for now

[BienvenuJDC]

jekan's hill

Bienvenu says that time is up...jekan is escorted to the doors, but he resists. It matters not...he was really just being escorted to the trap door in front of the doors. But he does enjoy the water slide that was installed taking him to the bay that is miles away...(hey that rhymed...:D)...ladyW is allowed to remain...as ong as she doesn't think that it's her hill...

MY Hill!!

[Madhuri]

As Bien was escorting Jekan to the trap door.....I accidently pushed Bien too....both of them are behind the trap door...:D

Its MY HILL!!

LadyW and I are having a good time, without the trouble makers (Bien and Jekan) around. :D

[BienvenuJDC]

Madd...hmpf...assumed that it was me that was escorting jekan to the door...uh...I gots peoples for that!!! When the two girls sat down in MY comfortable chairs in the sitting room, I clicked a button on the remote and the shackles locked them both into place. They were not expelled from the fortress, but it is clear that...

It is MY HILL!!!!:cool:

[Nikhar]

BienvenuJDC has the hill.

I crack a joke, BienvenuJDC rolls down the hill laughing.

My hill!:p

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill


I tell Nikhar a better joke and he spoils his pants in his laughter. He runs off to get some more pants....

MY HILL

PS- I release the prisoners LadyW, Madhuri, and Jaken. They are free to join me in defending OUR Hill.

[Madhuri]

I tell Galzaraa that Nikhar is a girl's name....he goes to apologize....

I take MY HILL back. :D

There can be only one king/queen and I was never a prisoner :D

MY HILL! :banana:

[kingoflombards]

Madhuri's Hill


Galzraa returns to the Hill with a shotgun....He'll be cleaning that mess for weeks.:lol:

MY HILL
PS- Check post 1687; you were a prisoner:D

[Madhuri]

That shotgun is a toy and all it can fire is fake bullets....having no effect on me... me being the IronLady :p :D

I have my hill back :nod:

MY HILL!!!

[librarius_qui]

people are fighting for the hill above ground, but they have no idea that, under the ground, the hill has been populated for a while by a klicky community who cares not about what happens on surface, because they know that the hill is actually ..
_ theirs! :D

Our hill, boyos!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?pictureid=2013&albumid=284&dl=1224904893&thumb=1 Whohoo!!!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3625 Yes!!!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3624 Truly??!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3623 Well done, general!

lq~
Tim, f.f.

[Madhuri]

The only secret door using which the under-ground soldiers are fighting....I SEAL it...with a magic spell.....

I have MY HILL...both above and under the ground...

mine and mine only...this HILL !! :D :banana:

[BienvenuJDC]

Madhuri's Hill

Bien walks up very calmly. A slight smirk forms on his face. Suddenly, Madhuri and all zero of her friends get a sick look on their faces as they all...all one of them...grabs their noses and runs. Bien grabs the air freshener...after 5 minutes, he calls Galzraa, jekan, LadyW, Stargazer, Nikhur, and lq over to celebrate. After hours of fun, Bien sees everyone to the door, bids them farewell, and sets the alarm system to ultra-stun mode (we don't really want to kill anyone...just maim them...:lol:)

My Hill

[Nikhar]

Bien's Hill

Nikhar brings a huge battering ram and demolishes the door along with the alarm system.
Then, throws a laughing bomb towards bien, who then goes unconscious with a little smile on his face.

My hill!


@ Madhuri,
I am actually a boy...I do know a girl whose name is Nikhar and I do know many boys who have their names as Nikhar. :)

@bien
It's Nikhar, not nikhur.:)

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill


Galzraa struts through the hole left by Nikhar's battering ram, grags Nikhar and hits him against the wall. Twice for good measure:D. He then chucks Nikhar's maimed, but not dead, body out the open door.

After Nikhar is gone, Galzraa fortifies the walls, floors, and ceilings so that they could survive a nuclear attack if necessary.


MY SUPER HILLFORT

[papayahed]

kingoflombards hill.

I deliver a pizza lace with sleeping pills to the hill. I wait for king to fall asleep then I ship him to the other side of the planet.

Papaya's Hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Papaya's Hill

Bien just waits for Papaya to absent-mindedly eat one of the pieces of pizza that was left over. Bien then puts papayahed in the west wing comfortably in one of the suites (locked in, of course), disposes of the pizza, then makes sure that the SUPER HILLFORT is locked down, and he then watches for any upcoming attack...never sleeping... because he is Bienvenu...

Bienvenu's Hill

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill


Galzraa takes advantage of Bienvenu's paranoia and has the Wild Thing make weird noises outside the Super Hillfort. When Bienvenu is a drooling puddle of insanity, Galzraa enters and purges HIS SUPER HILLFORT of all intruders.


MY SUPERHILLFORT!!!

PS- I make my own pizzas, but nice try Papayahed.

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill

Bienvenu invites Galzraa into the SUPER HILLFORT...thinking that he was already IN the fort, Galzraa gets confused and runs out of it... by the time that he figures out that he was duped, Bienvenu takes his rightful....YES, his RIGHTFUL place in HIS fort...

Bienvenu's Hill Fort

[Madhuri]

The only rightful place on MY HILL for Bein is the darkest dungeon. There is a dragon waiting for you inside... Mwahahahah :D

While the dragon is having his feast...I am having mine as the ruler of the hill...

MY HILL!!! :banana:

[kingoflombards]

Madhuri's Hill


Galzraa sneaks onto the dungeon and...convinces the dragon that Bienvenu doesn't want to stay and eat.(Raw lamb isn't too good for people!) Galzraa, then moves the Hillfort up and down so the intruder falls out.

MY SUPER HILLFORT

PS_ Bienvenu. You can have the mini fridge:lol:

[Nikhar]

King's Hill

Nikhar invents the super driller. Then, with the help of it, pierces the hill and reaches the top.

Then, throws King into that hole which he had just dug.

He closes the hole and King is trapped inside forever!

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill,

Galzraa jumps out of his hiding spot and sends Nikhar flying.

MY HILL

PS- I have a robot army, remember?

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

Nikhar, opens his parachute and safely lands back.

Takes out his super slapper and slaps Galzraa out of the hill.

My Hill!

[LadyW]

Nikhar's Hill.

Lady W invests in some army boots.
She gathers her army of well-trained sheep.
"Rightio chaps, lets go."

Nikhar spots this large blur in the distance, moving rapidly towards the hill.
Closer and closer they came.
"My God... are those, SHEEP!?"
*Run awaaaaaaay*

MY HILL!
"Nice work lads."

[kingoflombards]

The Galzraa Nikhar slaps is a Galzraa decoy. The real Galzraa laughs as Nikhar explodes with the robot.

MY HILL

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's hill.
Galzraa thinks that only he is smart. But he's wrong. It was a clone that had exploded with the robot.

Nikhar throws super glue towards Galzraa and he's stuck in that place forever.

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Wrong again! here are many Galzraas!


MY HILL STILL

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

Well, LadyW's sheep outnumber the number of Galzraa's and they drive out all the Galzraa's (even the real one...The Queen Sheep, who was never wrong, told Nikhar so)

Nikhar befriends the sheep, and kindly bids LadyW goodbye.

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

Galzraa asks a cyclops friend of his to lead the sheep away. Cyclops are natural shepherds, so the sheep follow him away. Galzraa then strikes Nikhar down.

MY HILL

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa's Hill

Bienvenu asks Galzraa if he can stick around to help him defend his hill...Galzraa agrees. Two are better than one.

Galzraa's Hill.....(because it's not all about me!)

[kingoflombards]

Galzraa's Hill


Galzraa Lets Bienvenu own the East wing of the Hillfort. I own the West wing.

[papayahed]

Galzraa and Bien's Hill.

Once again I call on my army of robot monkeys to storm the hill and throw out everything that isn't nailed down including all occupants. I then use my army to transform the fort into a lovely and peaceful tropical island like retreat complete with daiquiri bar and beach.

Papaya's Hill

[BienvenuJDC]

Galzraa and Bien's Hill.

Galzraa and Bien continue to let papayahed live in the Matrix that they created for her...:lol:

Galzraa Hill (because it's still not all about me).

[kingoflombards]

Galzraa's Western Front
Bienvenu's Eastern Front

How about that?

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's and Bien's Hill

Nikhar sneeks in with his invisibilty cloak.
Makes a few inspections and finds out the real chambers of Bien and Galzraa.



Western Front

Immitates BienVenu, "Galzraa enough is enough! You give me you western front or perish!"

At Eastern Front

Immitates Galzraa, "Be ready to hand over the eastern front to me Bien or else DIE! Your wish! muhahaha"

In the great battleground, the huge troops of Galzraa and Bienvenu collide. It's a tough and a close war. Everyone dies and Galzraa and bienvenu are deeply injured.

Nikhar locks them in the dungeon that is guarded by a huge dragon by the name of Smaug!

My Hill!!!!!!!!!

[librarius_qui]

The only secret door using which the under-ground soldiers are fighting....I SEAL it...with a magic spell.....


er ... it seems we're trapped, boys ...

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?pictureid=2013&albumid=284&dl=1224904893&thumb=1 oh .. and what do we do now?

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3625 we might try to push the door ...

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3624 we excavate, I say!

http://www.online-literature.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=284&pictureid=3623 we need a strategy.

----

Meanwhile ...


Galzraa's and Bien's Hill

Nikhar sneeks in with his invisibilty cloak.
Makes a few inspections and finds out the real chambers of Bien and Galzraa.



Western Front

Immitates BienVenu, "Galzraa enough is enough! You give me you western front or perish!"

At Eastern Front

Immitates Galzraa, "Be ready to hand over the eastern front to me Bien or else DIE! Your wish! muhahaha"

In the great battleground, the huge troops of Galzraa and Bienvenu collide. It's a tough and a close war. Everyone dies and Galzraa and bienvenu are deeply injured.

Nikhar locks them in the dungeon that is guarded by a huge dragon by the name of Smaug!

My Hill!!!!!!!!!

(Nikhar's hill ...)







lq~

[BienvenuJDC]

Nikhar's plan fails miserably...

Bienvenu's response....(it's not all about me!!)

Galzraa and Bien quickly see through the scheme. The combined forces surround and defeat Nikhar. **Since the Western Front was never sought by Bienvenu, but it was freely given...Galzraa knew that the Eastern Front was safe from a trusted ally**

Meanwhile, the forces of librarius have been freed and granted amnesty.

The Hill is returned to peace under Galzraa

[papayahed]

Galrzaa's Hill

I direct my robot monkeys to set up a carnival at the bottom of the hill. Galzraa and Bien can't help but be lured down from the hill by the calliope music and the hint of a side show. Once they step into the side show tent my robot monkeys crate them up and ship them to Cape Canaveral to be loaded on the next shuttle to the International Space Station.

Papaya's Hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Papaya's Hill?

Bien comments to Galzraa that his idea to send down the android decoys was priceless as they high five each other.

Galzraa's Hill

[papayahed]

Not possible beacuse my robot mokeys anticiapted your deception and was able to capture the true Bein and Galzraa who are currently on their way to the space station.


Still Papaya's hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien & Galzraa commandeer the space shuttle using it as a battering ram to gain access into the fort. The shuttle crashes into the robot monkeys destroying them all for good.

Galzraa's Hill...

[papayahed]

(darn.... my edit function is too slow)

[Scheherazade]

Doesn't matter whose hill it is anymore; Scher arrives.

She "veni, vidi, vici"s.

Scher's hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Yes, Ma'am!! :blush:.......... :rolleyes:....

.......:goof: ..................................
........................................:wave:.... ............................:brow:...
..............................
.................................................. ...............
.......
.........................:D....................... ...;)

[Nikhar]

Scher's hill.

Nikhar requests Scher to give him the hill.

Scher agrees with a smile.

Nikhar's Hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Nikhar's Hill

Bien...with his new avatar scares the bageebies out of Nikhar. Nikhar runs away.

Bien-Erik's Hill

[jekan blazer]

jekan askes for the hill in exchange for his cookie, but when bien gets close to the edge, jekan says, "my cookie..." and pushes bien off the edge...

jekan kisses his cookie and claims his hill..


JEKAN'S HILL!!!!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill


Galzraa proposes a deal where Bienvenu gets the East side, Galzraa gets the West Side, and Jekan gets the Tower. (The one in the center)


Jekan's Hill?

[BienvenuJDC]

Jekan's Hill

Bienvenu stands by waiting for jekan's answer. While Galzraa and Bien stand by, Bien's troops storm through the Eastern front of the Hill, Glazraa's troops storm into the Western front. The moral of the story, NEVER try to fight a dual front war.

Galz-Bien Hill

[kingoflombards]

Operation Overlords was a success! So, will you join our ranks Jekan?

[jekan blazer]

of course!!! personally, i was tired of fighting for it with you two!!



our hill

[kingoflombards]

Now that we have a peace thing set up, what do we call our Hill(Galz-Bien Blazer's Hill, KingofJekanJDC's Hill?)

[jekan blazer]

:idea:we call the hill, "kitsunia", and us the kitsunians!

[kingoflombards]

That kinda rolls off the tongue... it's fine with me!

[jekan blazer]

:D yay!!!

[kingoflombards]

But wait! We need Bienvenu's input!

[jekan blazer]

i know....:bawling:

[BienvenuJDC]

I'm kinda' partial to 'Ed'...but whatever is fine...:D

[jekan blazer]

the kitsunians own kitsunia!!!!!!!!

huzzah!

[kingoflombards]

Hey peoples!!! The whole point of having the Hill is so someone else can take it!!! Bring it on!!!! We can take it!!!!:flare::rage::flare:

[NikolaiI]

Everyone got bored and left, so I took the hill. :lol:

Nikolai Ilyich's hill

[Madhuri]

Nik, being a peace loving and calm person, having all angel like qualities...I just have to say Pleeeeeeeaaassseee, Nik, can I take over the hill.... and the rest you know... :D :D

MY HILL!!! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/a015.gif

[BienvenuJDC]

Madhuri's Hill

Bien peeks out of the lower chamber undetected from his hiding spot...scares Madhuri out of her wits as she runs away without a stitch of wits on...

Bienvenu's Hill

[jekan blazer]

correction: the kitsunians' hill!!!

[kingoflombards]

WRONG IT IS A SCHISM!!! FULL OUT WAR!!!!!!


My hill.

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

Nikhar returns to the hill after a long time. Galzraa offers the hill to Nikhar as a welcome gift.

Nikhar accepts it.

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

ITSA TRAP yelled Admiral Akbar, but alas, the trap was sprung and Nikhar overthrown.


My hill.