King of the hill

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

Galzraa just realized that he had no morals. Feeling guilty, he jumps off the hill.

My hill!

[jekan blazer]

what!!
my hill

[kingoflombards]

Or did he.

Since he had no morals, he didn't feel guilty...unless he really had morals.

Naw. It is another trap.


My hill

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


Galzraa had laid down innumerable traps and had forgotten a few of them; as a result he fell in one of the traps he laid!

Nikhar's Hill!

[kingoflombards]

But I stepped in a trap so you would think that I was trapped, but that in itself is a TRAP!

My hill.

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill!

Nikhar reckons Galzraa has gone barmy due to altitude sickness and Galzraa agrees and decides to take a holiday to an island.

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

I took the Hill with me.

My island Hillfort

[Nikhar]

"The point's proved. He [i]has[i] gone barmy. Hill's too heavy to carry."

Galzraa is dragged into an asylum.

My hill! (yawn!)

[BienvenuJDC]

Nikhar's Hill

Bien rallies Galzraa and jekan...once again...Nikhar just passes out at the sight.

Kitsunians' Hill

[kingoflombards]

I bough the asylum. The employees put you in a straight jacket and move my hill to an island.


My hill

[jekan blazer]

i claim the hill since galzraa is banned!!!

[Nikhar]

You can't!

I am already there on the hill.

So, it's my Hill!

[Nikhar]

Nikhar still owns the hill.


It's the longets reign, huh? :D

[jekan blazer]

not for long


my hill

[Nikhar]

How?

My Hill!

[jekan blazer]

i asked you for it...



my hill

[Nikhar]

Never gave it to you!

Its still my hill!

[kingoflombards]

MY HILL!

I come back from my banned-ness and take the hill by force!

MY HILL!!!!

[jekan blazer]

i say...


"look, a distraction!!!" galzraa looks and runs in the direction i pointed!!!

my hill

[kingoflombards]

Jekan's Hill

I find the distraction and chuck it at Jekan's head.

My Hill

[Nikhar]

But since there was no distraction, so Galzraa had nothing to chuck. Consequently, all Galzraa succeeded in doing was annoying Jekan. Galzraa and Jekan fight and tumble down the hill.


And Nikhar takes over.

Nikhar's Hill

[kingoflombards]

But then Galzraa throws Jekan at Nikhar.


My Hill. (at least until Jekan and Nikhar regain conscienceness.)

[Nikhar]

Galzraa goes for a holiday to Hawaii!


My Hill!

[Madhuri]

Galzraa takes Nikhar along with him to Hawaii.

MY HILL!!!

[kingoflombards]

I come back from Hawaii with a surfboards. Madhuri broke it with his/ her head. (I'm bad with internet genders!!)



My HILL!!!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa, unusually, tries to be kind, and gives me the hill.

My hill!:p

PS:- Madhuri's a female name.

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill... NOT! IT WAS A TRAP!!!


MY HILL!

[Nikhar]

...

My Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Since Nikhar was too lazy to type anything it is......


MY HILL

[NikolaiI]

LoL!

King of the Lombards was tramped by shark-wielding bears, and died.

Nikolai's hill

[kingoflombards]

I offered the shark wielding bear a pancake and he joined me in destroying Nikolai.


MY HILL!

[NikolaiI]

Galzraa then got into a fight with the shark wielding bear and met his demise.

Nikolai's hill!

[Nikhar]

Taking advanatge of the shark-Galzraa-Nikolai triangle, Nikhar Takes over.

My Hill!!!!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

I throw a baby photo off the Hill and Nikhar dives for it.(I play dirty :D)


MY HILL

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


Nikhar gifts Galzraa a basket full of Strongbad miniatures. Galzraa begins to play with the toys and drools. :p

My hill!

[jekan blazer]

i give nikhar a piece of string, who goes crazy playing with a stupid piece of string... simple things amuse simple minds, i guess....

my hill

[Insomniac]

Jekan is astounded by a new face on the hill, goes into shock, and is airlifted to a far away hospital.

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie puts sleeping powder in ^ manga... they put there nose in the book and pass out. upon which stephanie rolls them down the hll. my hill

[Insomniac]

Stephanie watches the aurora borealis all night long, succumbs to sleep deprivation in the morning, and rolls down the hill herself.

I man the fort.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie enjoys her roll down the hill. :D But planning her attack, she Drops a metal box over isomniac trapping her, then sends her to antartica with a camera and a journal, to play with the penguins and get distracted writing about the beauty isomniac finds there. Isomniac is off the hill leaving stephanie to maintain it peacefully, drinking margarittas :D yummy :D

[Insomniac]

HA! The false female version of Insomniac was a trap! The real, somewhat masculine, though undoubtedly male Insomniac comes out of hiding after Stephanie gets drunk off of margaritas and sends her to the female version of Insomniac in Antarctica, who, luckily, has no problem with slapping a girl around and hogtying her for use as a footstool.

*gaaasp* MY HILL. . .

[stephofthenight]

lol my apologize insomniac :( didnt mean to genderly offend you... oops. But unknowingly you thought I was drunk, upon arival I took the female version of you, put it in a box and sent it back to you. Sitting at the bottom of the hill until she drives you insane because of the fact you are too much alike, and insomniac runs off the hill straight into a padded cell at a mental facility...
Stephanies Hill
Cheers

[Insomniac]

Actually, I laughed quite a bit at that. It just so happens that I was genderly mistaken for a girl quite often when I answered the phone when I was younger.

Anyway, that's not me in the padded cell, that's my well-paid doppelganger! I was on the next hill over, taking shots of Jaegermeister, and laughing at the antics of my two subordinates!

I got drunk off the Jaeg, lost my inhibitions, and used a form of drunken boxing to kick you off my hill.

MY HILL!

P.S. I took CHASER pills before the Jaeg, so I'll be scotch-free in the morning -- if you'll excuse the pun!

[stephofthenight]

Lol, ahh no hangover...I enjoy that life well...you have forced me to extream measures...
Stephanie takes and ties Insomniac up, puts HIM in a box, Ducttapes the box completly, Attaches barbedwire all around it. sticks that in a metal box that is coated with bailing wire, and burries you in her horse pasture... with a security system so if you touch a side of the box, besides the bottom, you get shocked...

Stephanies Hill

[Insomniac]

Oh, no! The ever formidable duct tape!

But you underestimated me. The barbed wire and electrical shocks have no effect on me!

**When I was a kid, me and my sisters or cousins used to take turns grabbing an electrified barbed wire fence to see who could hold on the longest!

Luckily, my female version is still loose so she dug me up and freed me. I then locked her in the metal box and buried her in a random unknown location so you wouldn't have a chance to bond with her, become friends, stab me in the back, and kick me off the hill.

I then hired a landscaper who dumped rock and dirt on top of your hill, effectively imprisoning you within the hill itself -- and adding shrubs and trees and pretty flowers to the rather drab hill. And a fountain.

The hill is now a mountain, so I climb it and name it Mt. Night in honor of the poor soul trapped within it.

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Ahh. you hid my allie, how dare you!!! (and I though I was the only one to grab fences for fun lol) Stephanie calls upon her army of ninjas who free her, and quickly take insomniac prisoner and creates a second hill, placing him in a concrete box on the hill...Steph is than stuck undoing your horrible landscaping, replacing it with a waterfall, cactus beds, and pretty pastures... *Sigh* much better :D
stephofthenight, now sits in a throne on mt.night
...silly boys...hills are for girls... :D

[Insomniac]

You forget, it is no longer a hill, it is a MOUNTAIN!

My female version, in a deadly fit of rage, frees herself from the metal box I buried her in, tracks me back to the second hill, and destroys the concrete box I'm in so as to beat me up.

Fortunately, I'm intellectually stronger than her and manage to confuse her with several limericks and a tongue twister. She's out for the count.

Next I pump more water into your water fall, causing it to overflow and wash you and lots of rock away down the mountain. It's back to a hill again.

I take up position on the hill just as the last of the cacti grow into a cactus forest around me, due to the high levels of extra water, preventing further intrusion.

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie hates water with a passion. She rents a giant truck to pump all the water off, accidently(or not so accidentlyy) sucking Insomniac up and sending him to the deep sea :D

Stephanies Hill

[Insomniac]

Darn, you cleverly circumvented my cactus forest with piping! And I believed cacti were invincible!

Thankfully, I'm good friends with Poseidon, God of the Sea. He sends me back to land as long as I can provide him with a sacrifice!

I sneak up to the hill with Poseidon and offer you, Stephanie, to be the sacrifice!

Poseidon accepts and takes YOU away to the ocean of your hated water!

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie cries ALOT!!! so much that the water god gets tired of hearing her and sends her back to the hill for you to put up with... upon wich her silly ideas, witty batters, and wild ranting drives you insane, and you run from the hill to build your own hill and hide...

Stephanies left on her waterfree hill to wonder if it will stay just me and insomniac all night?

[Insomniac]

Poseidon is still angry with me, so he tells Zeus to throw lightning bolts at me. The shock therapy cures me of my insanity, and Poseidon is happy that he got back at me.

I find my female version and send her up your hill. She is still reciting limericks and twisting her tongue with tongue twisters. This drives YOU crazy and you end up going to the same mental facility as my doppelganger!

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie grows bored of this game and builds a fenced in escape proof arena...and inserts the female, male, and clone thing of insomniac. Along with telling all of his gods that like him that he said voulger things about them, to the point they ignore him. it is stephanies hill. but if you play nice she might share.

[Insomniac]

Insomniac concedes defeat, as this is an imaginary dimension where anything is possible, except escaping from an escape proof area.

Aye, 'tis getting a wee bit repetitive. I believe we could share a hill. At least until someone kicks us off of it.

[stephofthenight]

Agreed. besides the two of us can defend it better than one :D However only one of you can stay... Im not sure four on a hill wll work LOL. Stephanie Lets insomniac out, and shares the hill happily. its was a bit lonely anyway

[Insomniac]

Well, the doppelganger was simply an employee of mine, and the female version was basically a physical manifestation of my own will.

I fire the doppelganger and let my female version fade away.

Now, how shall we defend our hill?

[stephofthenight]

Well there is always the fun of this is the second night going without sleep for me, and I am out of coffee, and the retarded starbucks is closed. I dare say let a poor helpless soul stumble upon me.

hmm. We can hire evil monkey ninjas, make it an island, with sharks and piranahs in the river around it. make it to where we are the only ones who can access to litnet, and imprison all who try to a miserable, no books, no litnet, no coffee exsistance :D

[Insomniac]

EVIL! I have evil monkey ninjas -- don't ask why.

And! If we get prisoners, we can read IN FRONT OF THEM while they're locked up.

Unfortunately, despite calling myself Insomniac, I don't quite live up to my name.

Don't think I can stay awake too much longer. No coffee here either.

Lol why is this your second sleepless night?

[stephofthenight]

the tramatic past decided to revisit. tends to cause nightmares. so i avoid sleep. but its blah. haha. well you should probably get to sleep than its 1:30 lol. Goodnight, Sweetdreams. I shall defend the hill a while longer. carefull of them evil monkeys

[Insomniac]

Sorry to hear that. Can't say I have much experience in that regard.

Ya, and the evil monkeys are actually cyborgs, so it shouldn't be difficult to program them and teach them ninjutsu.

I'll dream of coffee for you tonight! Not really a sweet dream, but I don't like my coffee sweet either.

Good luck with the hill.

Night.

[stephofthenight]

lalalalala. ooo shiny. o.O O.o
Stephanie is bored on her&insomniacs hill

[Insomniac]

Well, still our hill.

What shall we name our hill?

I nominate Stephahillatopiomniac.

[kingoflombards]

While Insomniac and Stephanie burn brain cells on long names, Galzraa burns cookies and throws them at the team. The abomination of a cookie burns them down.

MY HILL!


Nikhar, Bienvenu, and Jekan are welcomed into my alliance against the Isonamies!

[Nikhar]

Since, you offered me alliance, I would gleefully accept it if you would give me huge baby posters. :D

[Insomniac]

I tell former president george bush that there are WMD on the hill. George replies by raining bunker busters, cluster bombs, and artillery shells on the hill.

He misses everytime, but Nikhar and Galzraa flee anyway.

Team Steph/Insomniac take back the hill.

Our hill.

[Nikhar]

Team Steph/Insomniac's hill


Nikhar brings a small baby along with him. The baby giggles and an aura of friendliness occupies the atmosphere. Steph/Insomniac gift the hill to our team.


Our Hill!

[kingoflombards]

Our Hill!

As a means of being intimidating, Galzraa chucks more recently combusted meals at the peace leaving (yet rather politically aimed) Insonamies.

OVER KILL!

[Nikhar]

Our Hill!

Nikhar rests and smokes a cigar and then suddenly coughs only to realize that smoking is injurious to health.

[stephofthenight]

Stephanie sends killer ninja attack penguins to chase away the invaders, as the mob monkeys swing away with them to lala land. it is now Stephs and insoms hill. stephanie sits by a fire reading a book.

And i think that is a wayyyyy to long name my friend.

how about stominac Hill? Seph&insomniac mixed

[Nikhar]

THEIR HILL!

Nikhar enters the castle at the hill and is presented to the current kings. He then uses his special babbling power and speaks away to infinity. The kings get bored and doze off.
Nikhar then kicks their butt till they glow as red as Bob's face (when he pees in his pants) and throws them down the hill.


Our Hill! :p

[kingoflombards]

Galzraa decides that it is too peaceful and gives Nikhar until tomorrow to leave the fort or suffer the consequences:D....MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[kingoflombards]

THIS IS WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE ALLIANCES!!!!!!!


Nikhar gets obliterated by my steam powered lazerbeam!


MY HILL!!!!!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

Nikhar slams the staff of wisdom into the ground spreading an aura of nobility and thus purifying Galzraa's mind.

And this time, Nikhar ensures that there isn't any trap. :p

Galzraa's conscience pricks him in his butt and he willfully handles the hill to Nikhar.

Nikhar's Hill. :D

[kingoflombards]

But it was a trap. Galzraa is a rather good thespian and shot him with a mind control device.


THE HILL IS MINE!! !(and Nikhar is a vegie:D)

[kingoflombards]

Okay. Really. This is boring. Someone attack. Please......

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


By mistake, due to his own negligence and carelessness, Galzraa eats food infected by E.coli an fells severely ill. Galzraa is submitted to hospital'scare with no one to take care of the hill.


Singing 'Zeher hai ki pyaar hai tera chumma', I was wandering around the hill. Finding it unreigned, I take over the hill.


My Hill.

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.....for now.


While in the Hospital, Galzraa makes a zombie virus. Now out of the hospital, I chuck the virus at the Hill and give myself the vaccine. I storm the Hill with a shotgun.:D

My Hill!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill.

While Galzraa is sleeping in his bed, Nik employs the Nobel winners to make a few nanograms of 'antimatter'. With its energy equivalent to hundreds of metric tons of TNT, Nik scares Galzraa off the hill.

My Hill.

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.


Galzraa returns with a couple of tonnes of Pu 238.( I spelled tons like a British person!:D)

[Nikhar]

I don't know what Pu 238 is so I don't care! :p


My hill still.

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill...


Pu 238 is nuclear bomb grade Plutonium. Holding it without special protection will strip your flesh off, not to mention being in th proximity of two tons of it. I sit back and press a shiny, red button.

My Radioactive Crater!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa thinks its his hill.

Actually, I have contacts you know. :p My special dwarf friends dug all their way through to your as* and replaced the deadly remote by a projection remote. So, what Galzraa thinks to be a hill-now-reduced-to-crater is actually a projection of a slide.


My hill still!!!!! :cool:

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

I stifle a number of sneezes and the dwarves explode. (Watch and learn :lol: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9OLF_lrGcw ). I take the Hill as Nikhar dies laughing.


MY HILL!!!

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill

But because of Galzraa's ignorance (Again! :p), he doesn't know that I have the philosopher's stone. So, basically, I only feigned to be dead.

And now, you are in my kingdom and I take you down as the slave for the kingdom.

Muhahahaha


My Hill!!!!!!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.


I come back to the Hill and chain Nikhar to a chair and face his head to a screen playing nothing but bad sci fi movies and stand up comedy. Since Nikhar was too ignorant to know the bad side effects of immortality, he has to keep watching for ETERNITY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

I win.

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


'Oh, Galzraa, that was insanely funny!'
Galzraa becomes flattered by my comment and offers the hill back to me.


:p:p:p


My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.

That was a good one.... I put up a wanted poster for the Hill and offer 1,000,000 internet dollars to whoever captures the Hill.

Nikhar's Hill....for now!

[Nikhar]

My Hill!


I give the hill to you for $1,000,000. Why are you looking at me like that? I have money and you have.....a hill! roflmao :lol:


Galzraa's Hill


PS:- And I can always take the hill back.

[kingoflombards]

Since they are internet dollars, they gave Nikhar's computer a virus.

You swallowed the hook, line, and sinker!:D

[Nikhar]

But then again, that's not possible and that did not happen.

Because Nikhar is intelligent. He has anti-spyware, antivirus and anti-adware installed plus he has hired top computer technos and cryptologists from Nasa.

:p

So, the conclusion-->


My Hill Still!!!!!!! :cool:

[Pendragon]

The Dragon slips open the dimensional portal between worlds and gazes down on the hill that he once owned, where the shiny sides of the tribute to The Eagles once stood.

He picks his teeth with a lance dropped by a barbecued knight, and considers.

Deciding it is not worth his time, he sweeps out his cavern, raining debris down on the hill. He then closes the dimensional window, and goes back to sleep.

Meanwhile, fire reigns on Nikhar's lonely hill...

[kingoflombards]

But then again, that's not possible and that did not happen.


Anything is possible if one uses imagination. :D





As Nikhar's charred hide abandons the Hill, Galzraa takes the Hill.
He picks up a charred, half melted crown and places it on his head.

Fire and brimstone are my kind of decorations:brow:


I may reside in the Hill, but the Hill is Pendragon's!

[The Bookinator]

Bookie, after a long journey around the world, returns to LitNet to find a bunch of squatters living on her hill. Using newfound ninja knowledge (picked up somewhere in Asia), Bookie kung-fus the heck out of kingoflombards. As a final act of revenge, Bookie gives King the biggest superwedgie of his life and drop kicks him from the Hill.

Ah, home sweet home at last.

[Nikhar]

Nikhar stops by the hill and is presently surprised to find a lady.

'Flirt time!' he thinks. :brow:

'Hey gorgeous!'

[BienvenuJDC]

While Nikhar is flirting, I kick everyone out.

MY hill!!

[kingoflombards]

Bienvenu's Hill.


Galzraa comes back to the Hill for a joint alliance with Bienvenu, as protection from his older sister (Bookie). He offers a tasty peace offering of nacho chips, salsa, and limes.

Bienvenu's Hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Bienvenu's Hill

Opens hill to all who would play nicely together.

The Hill is now The United Member's of LitNet
(Constitution being drafted)

[Nikhar]

http://smiles.kolobok.us/user/crigon_02.gif

The emoticon says it all! :p

[papayahed]

My goons march up the hill and crush all who do not recognize Papaya as the Queen of the hill.


Papaya's Hill

[Satan]

Your hill?

Satan smiles and papaya retreats back waving to him. :reddevil:

My hill! :devil:

[Heathcliff]

I lure Satan to an icecream, rainbow and puppy-dog shop with a shiny object.

My hill! :crazy:

[Pendragon]

The Dragon takes time from his nap to open the dimensional portal and gaze upon the worthless piece of real estate that is called simply "The Hill". He laughs to himself about the easy time he would have taking it over, as no human can harm an immortal Dragon Lord. Deciding it isn't worth his time, he merely sets it afire. It's still Heathcliff's hill but perhaps he or she should stock up on marshmallows... :mad5:

[Heathcliff]

I set up my army of marshmellows and I'm reclaiming my title as king of the hill!

[Pendragon]

Heathcliff's marshmallows liquefy before the heat of my dragon flames. Having nothing else on my agenda, the Dragon claims the hill and begins renovations for a castle with a hidden dimensional portal which will send the unwary to Limbo. My hill, and face the fires if you don't believe it!

[kingoflombards]

Pendragons Hill....

I, being a boyscout, set Pendragon's fire on fire and tied the flume of the dimensional portal into a series of complex knots.

I just earned my King-of-the-Hill merit badge!:lol:

MY HILL:D

[Nikhar]

Galzraa's Hill


My super duper jumbo burp blows Galzraa away!

My Hill!

[Madhuri]

The stench kills everyone on the hill, except me. It is, now, ofcourse, MY HILL! Mwahahahahha :banana:


My...my...my HILL!!

[Heathcliff]

I employ the use of a shovel to dig up bits of the hill and move it to another location where I put it back together again. After about one hundred years of shovelling...

MY HILL!

[Nikhar]

I build a time machine and travel back to those good old times when I was the king.

[Scheherazade]

Nikhar's hill (but, obviously, not for long)!

I inform Nikhar that Waterstone's is giving away free Agatha Christie books during the next hour only. He runs to join the queue without his hat or shoes and I restore the hill to its ideal existence:

Scheherazade's Hill!

[Nikhar]

Scher's Hill

After finding out that it was just a hoax, I get infuriated, not because you've taken my hill but coz you lied about Christie!
Seeking revenge, I bribe people to not vote for 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay'. Scher runs to the anti-corruption office.

I reign the hill again. :)

[kingoflombards]

Nikhar's Hill.


I walk up to Nikhar and he, seeing my expression, recognizes a new king of the Hill.


My Hill

[billl]

kingoflombards's hill

I mention that there is no reason to think that it is his hill, since I believe that it is I, Billl, who stands at the highest point. The King disagrees, but to no avail. My belief persists. I have no evidence to the contrary.

Tiring of my presence, the King offers to prove his preeminence by affording me a moment at the top of the hill, so that I might appreciate the superior view.

And I am made King.

[Pendragon]

Bored, the Dragon looks through the dimensional portal and frowns at billl's hill. He stretches out a claw and carves a rune of power into the rock. The Dragon doen't want bill's hill, but the rune will keep billl from being happy there (or anyone else for that matter!)

Billl sulks on his hill

[billl]

Not for long!

Unaffected by the rune (having never learned to read Rune-ish), I nevertheless decide to continue on with my hike and leave the hill vacant, (accidentally kicking the rock inscribed by Pendragon along the way, sending it tumbling into a crevice).

The hill is vacant.

[Pendragon]

And yet the rune of power holds, for had billl been happy on the hill, he would not so readily left it vacant. The Dragon wonders if building a statue there would be of worth.


meanwhile the hill remains vacant

[Heathcliff]

And I climb easily onto it. Odd... Awfully quiet up here on my own.

Could we not share the hill?

[Jay]

Heathcliff's hill.

No, we sure can NOT share MY hill. Now that I've found MY hill again, I'm not letting go. *puts up walls and digs moats and prepares for a frightful fight*

You're not taking MY hill without a fight, whoever's foolhardy enough to try!

MY hill! *puts foot down and glares*

[Nikhar]

Heathcliff's hill.

No, we sure can NOT share MY hill. Now that I've found MY hill again, I'm not letting go. *puts up walls and digs moats and prepares for a frightful fight*

You're not taking MY hill without a fight, whoever's foolhardy enough to try!

MY hill! *puts foot down and glares*


Foolish! Foolish! Foolish act!


Before stamping your foot down so hard, you should always make sure that there is no 'Nik's Super Duper Mumbo Jumbo' glue on the surface.

My Hill! As Jay tries to lift his foot, currently bound to earth by my super glue... in vain!

[Jay]

Nikhar's hill.

Ok, so I don't get to lift my foot but you're still not getting my hill, Nikhar! I don't need to lift my feet to be able to fight you off and defend my hill.

Still my hill *gloats* :p

[kingoflombards]

Jay's hill......

Not anymore. Galzraa snipes Jay with enough tranquilizer to knock out an elephant and slices the top of the Hill with his long, white, shiny sword. As Jay, and the top half inch of the Hill fall down, I take the Hill.


MAH HILL YE IDEOTS!!!! (<-bad Scottish accent :D)

[Jay]

King's hill.

After the tranquilizer wore off, I gots very mad and angry and all kinds of grrrr, catching up with King, stealing all bits of my hill, bring them back home, glue them together and continue to glare evilly at everything that breathes... or moves... or just is...

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Jay's hill....

I call animal control on Jay and he is immediately locked up and thrown in the pound.



My Hill. (No Scottish accent:()

[Jay]

King's hill.

After I eat the animal control person (thanks for dinner, btw ;) ), I retake

MY hill!

Seriously, there's nothing better than playing KOTH at 4 am, especially when one's supposed to get up for work in an hour, seriously, priceless ;)

[kingoflombards]

Jay's Hill

ITSA TRAP( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4 ) the animal control workers were laced with cocaine and LSD. OD time :D.


My Hill

[Jay]

King's hill.

Woah, trippy. As an OD zombie I think the only thing I can do is share the love so *bites King* and while King's busy transforming, I reclaim

MY hill!

see ya thieves in a couple of hours ;)

[Nikhar]

King's hill.

After the tranquilizer wore off, I gots very mad and angry and all kinds of grrrr, catching up with King, stealing all bits of my hill, bring them back home, glue them together and continue to glare evilly at everything that breathes... or moves... or just is...

My hill!

And did you use my glue to fix the hill? If yes, you have to pay for it mister :incazzato:


20 dollars would be sufficient! ;)

[Jay]

uhm... still my hill? :p

nope, I used my glue, mine's better. Mine's got teeth and claws and spikes and fangs and an attitude. Just like me :coolgleamA:

I ain't payin' you nothin', Nik, ya opportunistic entrepreneur :hat: ;)

[papayahed]

Jay's hill?


I paly my Olivia Newton John cd's at full volume until all inhabitants run screaming from the hill.

Papaya's Hill

[Jay]

What do you mean, Jay's hill? Of course it is! So, correction, Jay's hill! :p

Papaya's hill.

Too tired to put up much of a fight but en garde, Papaya! Ha, too late, already ran ya through with my trusty sword, sorry (am so not :p)

My hill (as it should be :p)

[Heathcliff]

I collect an army of goons and you run away screaming at the sight.

MY HILL!

[kingoflombards]

Heathcliff's Hill....

Galzraa flexes his mighty muscles and scares off..........ne'er mind :D.

I simply hire a bigger, better army.


My Hill

[Heathcliff]

King's hill.

I'm nice to your army and they join me.

My hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Heathcliff's Hill

I file a legal injunction and have you all thrown out.

Bien's hill

[Heathcliff]

Bien's hill.

I splat Bien in the face with one of his cakes and he falls down the hill.

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Bien's Hill....

I pull a few favors with the Hulk Hogan's mother and she comes and throws Bien half way across the world.


Mama Hogan and I's Hill :D

[Heathcliff]

Your hill.

I plead with Bien for some more cake and bribe you both.

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

What a dirty trick! (...Say the pot :lol:)

[kingoflombards]

Heathcliff's Hill.....

After Mama Hogan goes back home, Galzraa goes back to finding an interesting way to conquering the Hill.
"Hmmmm, what to do?" *lightbulb*


The Hill is now a Nuclear Waseland, desolate and depraved (yup. DEPRAVED)Galzraa sits in the middle in a hazard suit with a shotgun in hand.


My Hill!!!!! (My Nuked out crater!)

My Hill

[Heathcliff]

Your crater.

I collect the remains around the crater and build them up into a new hill, elswhere.

My hill!

[kingoflombards]

Nope. The pieces of the Hill are emitting radiation. You lose all your hair and rush to the hospital while Galzraa uses a radiation shield and a bulldozer to recollect HIS Hill.


My Hill

[BienvenuJDC]

Baked cake with Ex-lax...now both Heathcliff and Galzraa are running to the bathroom

Bien's Hill

[Heathcliff]

I be brave and shave and make a triumphant return.
I offer you cookies as a peace treaty and you eat them, unaware that they are poisonous.

My hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Man in Black: All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both drink, and find out who is right... and who is dead.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.


Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly,his smile frozen on his face and falls to the right out of camera dead]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

Bien's Hill (Man in Black)

[Jay]

Bien's hill (Man In Black)

While Bien aka MIB is distracted by a babbling Buttercup, I silently sneak past them and STEAL THE HILL!

My hill!

[Pendragon]

Jay's hill.

Far off in the shadowlands, the Dragon stirs himself. The thought occurs to him: why not destroy the hill, and end all the fighting. Then it can be remade in his own image. The Dragon sets his plan in motion. Now the hill is a giant statue of the Dragon.

The Dragon's Hill (er, monument)

[BienvenuJDC]

Uses CO2 fire extinguisher to douse the dragon's fire...then conks him on the head with the empty bottle. Destroys monument and makes new hill with the rubbish

Bien's hill

[Nikhar]

Stupid stupid stupid people...fighting over desolate ruins.

Who cares for your hill when I have an ultra hi tech one with malls, multiplexes, golf courses and yeah... bars :cheers2::ihih:

[BienvenuJDC]

Desolate ruins? Are you questioning my abilities to create and craft an awesome hill...

I spat in your direction (then my henchmen remove you from MY awesome hill)

Bien's Awesome Hill

[Nikhar]

Desolate ruins? Are you questioning my abilities to create and craft an awesome hill...

That's a hill you built! I thought you had made a public bathroom out of it to make up for your losses.

Ermmm.... Building a hill lyk that.. I have no doubts on your skills.:biggrin5:


I spat in your direction (then my henchmen remove you from MY awesome hill)

Bien's Awesome Hill


You can keep that hill. I am happy on mine. The game parlour is awesum! :p

[BienvenuJDC]

I guess you haven't seen the lower levels. Nikhar is more than welcome to dwell in that pathetic game parlour, but THAT is no hill...(I bet that it doesn't even have a Paint Ball level....yes, the whole level for playing capture the flag)

Bien's Hill....and Bien's Flag

[Nikhar]

I guess you haven't seen the lower levels. Nikhar is more than welcome to dwell in that pathetic game parlour, but THAT is no hill...(I bet that it doesn't even have a Paint Ball level....yes, the whole level for playing capture the flag)

Bien's Hill....and Bien's Flag


http://baytrail.abag.ca.gov/vtour/map4/access/CyteHils/Trail_to_Red_Hill_Summit.JPG
Oh really.... if you don't call this a hill...then I am perplexed at your judgement capability. :mad:

Oh, btw, the malls, the multiplexes and the bars are invisible to evil eyes. :p

[BienvenuJDC]

Now...don't let it's small size fool you concerning what's inside...

http://images.paraorkut.com/img/wallpapers/1600x1200/m/mountain-618.jpg

Bien's Hill (with Flag)

[stephofthenight]

*sad puppy face* takes both hills under the innocent childish guise. Combines the kingdoms as one...
Stephs hill

[Jay]

Stehph's hill.

Not anymore.

My hill.

[stephofthenight]

Jays hill

NO NO NO NO NO! -stomps foot-
throws tantrum, marches up the hill and convinces jay to have a contest to see who can roll down the hill the fastest...only she doesnt roll...
stephs hill :D

[Heathcliff]

Steph's hill.

I offer her a beautiful crater instead and she accepts... Haha. Like she'd give up the hill:
http://www.judegriebel.com/media/gallery/2008_a_boy_made_of_dirt_with_a_pebble_heart.jpg
I like Judy Griebel's work. :nod:

My rock-sized hill!

[lostworld]

Sneaks up and steals it from Heathcliff...."MINE!"

[BienvenuJDC]

Gives lostworld a map showing the hill to be in an obscure location far away from here. Thankful for the inciteful and thoughtful gesture, lostworld starts out on a wild goose chase.

Bien's Hill...

[Indyben]

I claim this hill in the name of I have no idea what the theme for this thread is!

[Heathcliff]

You want the hill, huh?

Well you have to fight for it just like the rest of us.

Thy throweth oversized dancing bananas at Indyben and he falls off the top of the hill, meanwhile I have time to climb up.

:banana::banana::banana:

Heathcliff's hill.

[Pendragon]

Frustrated at a lack of respect, the Dragon destroys the hill once again. Welcome to the Plain of the Elder Gods, Dragon presiding!

[BienvenuJDC]

Carries big sack onto the plain and dumps a mole out of it. The mole begins digging thus making a small hill. Bien then borrows Doofenshmirtz's Mountain out of a Mole Hill-inator (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOUpgsAsGG8) to turn the little mole hill into a large mountain.

Bien's Mountain

(P.S. The Star Nosed Mole then carries the dragon away.)
(P.P.S This episode was SOOOO borrowed from Spiderman 2.)

[Pendragon]

Defeating the Star-Nosed-Mole, the Dragon returns to perch on the mountain, surveying his domain...

[Indyben]

Fires a poison barbed arrow into dragon's eye. My hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

While enjoying watching a very annoyed dragon drowning Indyben in ketchup, Bien assumes his right position on the hill.

Bien's Hill

[Nikhar]

Bien, given the option of remaining on the hill and listening to my poetry, chooses to leave.

A wise decision. ;)

My Hill!

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien fires poetry forth
each verse infiltrates and breaches
surrounded from the south to the north
a lesson Nikhar needs, so Bien teaches

Don't mess with a Poet armed with a Muse...


Bien's Hill

[Nikhar]

High above and up,
an eagle asks bien, ' 'sup?'.
Drunk with attitude, bien teases and sings
Annoyed, the eagle showers him with its droppings!


As bien goes to the washroom to clean himself, I lock him up. I rule the hill! AGAIN! :D

PS:- Why are you looking at me like that? I warned you of my poetry! :goof:

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien has NEVER been drunk...

Uses prolific creativity to poetically pick the lock.
The tired tumblers turn with alliterative action.
Nikhar knows not the trouble nearing him.
Graduated lines approaching the hill.
Sounding, astounding, bounding.
Fear shakes tremendously.
And the hill is again...
Belonging to Bein!

[applepie]

Meg, tired of Bien and Nik fighting over the hill, knocks Bien off with a rather large club.

Mine:)

[BienvenuJDC]

Uses a Spade to....(I could never hit a lady...)
...to bury Meg up to her neck and force her to eat tapioca with fish eyes...

Bien's Hill

[applepie]

:rofl: Uses tapioca pearls to trip Bien back of the hill, and digs out with tongue cautioning Bien against burying me in dirt again. It doesn't taste well.

My hill

[BienvenuJDC]

Builds a cell out of Diamonds (the hardest substance known to man...or at least to Bien), Meg cannot cut through the bars, but it matter's not because she is mesmerized by the fact that she is encased in a diamond cage that she doesn't even try.

Bien's Hill

[applepie]

Decides that those diamonds will make a lovely set of jewelry so sets about faceting the diamond cage into brilliant jewels. Meg then also makes a lovely diamond leash for Bien and ties him to the tree far from the hill.

Mine again

[BienvenuJDC]

With all the Heart of a Victor, Bien uproots the tree, using some "Lost things", the leash, the tree, and the help of Tinkerbell devises a weapon that is so terrifying that Meg just gave up...destined to work in the lower levels of the hill's bunker scouring pans.

Bien's Hill

[applepie]

Deciding she isn't too easily intimidated, Meg flicks a lose bolt off Bien's weapon and laughs as he leaves the hill chasing pieces as it all comes apart.

Mine

[BienvenuJDC]

After the failing Club, Spade, Diamond, & Heart....Bien just sends the Joker to do the dirty work...

Bien's Hill

[applepie]

Uses onions to drive off the Joker. He doesn't like crying afterall.

Meg's hill

[BienvenuJDC]

Teams up with Perry the Platypus to infiltrate the hill and defeat Meg...
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/m-p/paf-dos-03.jpg

Bien and Perry's Hill

[Pendragon]

While The Dragon enjoys roast Platypus with ketchup under glass, The Dragon locks up Bein in unbreakable chains. Now eatting calmly his ketchup cover meal, the Dragon relaxes by his own fire.

The Dragon rules the hill!

[applepie]

Remembering dragon's penchant for all things shiny, Meg bribes the dragon away with a castle built of diamonds (the same ones Bien was so intent on using to cage her :))

Meg settles in on her hill again.

[Nikhar]

Nik spreads the rumor of a monster on lose in the town nearby. Meg's inquisitive mind (or well, at least her avy's inquisitive mind) makes her abandon the hill and head for the town to solve the mystery ('Jinkies!').

So, very cleverly, I gain the hill back.

MY HILL!

[applepie]

Finding the monster in the town, and very surprised to find it real, Meg enlists it's help and he goes to drag Nik from the hill.

Meg settles back in as the monster guards against impending attack.

My hill

[Nikhar]

Nik finds an even bigger monster. Meg's puny monster gets intimidated and runs away leaving Meg vulnerable to my callous and colossal monster. Meg also runs away. :p

My Hill!

[Pendragon]

The Dragon goes into Bloodwrath and drives monsters people and all away from the hill, cacheting his tower of diamonds behind the hill. Let those who think it's not the Dragon's hill think again!

[applepie]

Since no one seems willing to take the dragon, Meg lures him away with her wiles and a few of the diamonds she stole from his cache.

While he vainly searches for them, Meg claims the hill and the remaining diamonds as her own. Silly dragon :)

[BienvenuJDC]

Invites Meg over for tea...what she didn't know is that the tea was spiked. After she passed out, Bien ties her to the dragon.

Bien's hill

[applepie]

Scoffing at being tied to the dragon, Meg convinces him to scare Bien from the hill. That or eat him, so Bien decides to leave them to it.

The dragon and Meg claim the hill as she plots how to do away with the dragon again.

[BienvenuJDC]

Bien uses Jedi mind tricks to have the dragon carry Meg far far away.

Bien's Hill

[applepie]

Meg reconsiders asking the dragon to eat Bien...

After a few minutes of consideration she struggles free and falls to the ground. Irritated by the time she gets back to her hill, she removes Bien at knife point and traps him in a canyon with one way out which she blocks with a rock slide.

Ha, my hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Constructs a crane and backhoe from a pocket knife, a broken shoelace, a stick of gum, and a toothpick. Removes rocks and reconstructs the canyon into a fortress. Continues to attack the hill (being sure not to actually injure Meg), but traps her in her new prison.

Bien's Hill

[Pendragon]

Steamed at falling for the Jedi Mind Trick, the Dragon breaks out his near-nova flame to incinerate the hill and Bein with it!
The Dragon holds the spot with watchful eyes and his hot breath ready to fend off all

The Dragon's hill

[Nikhar]

I go in front of the dragon and do the you-are-dumb dance. The dragon gets infuriated and breathes out torrent of fire. I extinguish the fire with my....er.... see for yourself. http://www.emoticony.com/emoticons/drooling/019-%5BDrooling%5D-%5BEmoticony.com%5D.gif

Ashamed of its impotency, dragon runs into hiding.

My Hill.

[BienvenuJDC]

Puts Nikhar back into his crib and rocks him to sleep.

Bien's Hill once again...

[Heathcliff]

Heathcliff smashes Bien over the head with an inflatable pool toy and he rushes t hospital with gonarrhea for some unexplainable reason.

My hill!

[Pendragon]

The Dragon return from his frustration and anger (you didn't really think baby drool could put out Dragon flame, did you?) and turns Heathcliff medium rare. He tosses out the body dead or alive and reclaims the hill

Beware! The Dragon's hill!

[Heathcliff]

Seeing as Heathcliff is very rare, she learns how to fly a broomstick. She flies up above the top of the hill and pulls a giant one-million tonne nuke out of her back pocket and accidently drops it directly above Pendragon.

Fortunately enough, the hill survived, completely unscathed. So I claim it.:D

My hill!!

[Pendragon]

Seeing that Heathcliff did not learn from being cooked medium rare, the Dragon charcoals Heathcliff and uses the charcoal to write "Here there be Dragons" on the hill in boxcar letters.

The Dragon's Hill!

[Heathcliff]

Heath takes a big deep breath and blows all of the charcol into the dragon's eyes. Dragon falls off the hill and Heath climbs on.

My hill!!

[Pendragon]

Heathcliff evidently being a ghost now after two dragon-flame roastings, The Dragon calls upon The Norns to entrap the spirit like a Jinn in a bottle. Carefully hiding the bottle, The Dragon regains his hill.

The Dragon's hill! Avaunt, fiends!

[Nikhar]

Dragon's Hill

Dragon breathes his violent fire and I BURP. Under the force of the mighty gush of wind, the inferno retreats on its path back into the dragon's mouth. Unable to handle the heat, the dragon flies in search of water.

MY HILL!!!!

[Astromaxis]

Hill Will you Heal The World or break it under your Heels? Astromaxis talks to Hill and suddenly gives bewildered Nikhar BEAR HUG making her faint.

MY HILL ALL MINE NOW WOOOHOOO!!!!!!

[dafydd manton]

Knowing much of what there is to know of dragons, having been to Blaenau Ffestiniog, I resuscitate Nikhar, who then awards me the hill!

MINE, I TELL YOU, MINE!! MAE BRYN GEN I!!

[Pendragon]

The Dragon blows Daffy David off the hill with fiery breath, since he claims to know a lot about dragons, having watched several movies. Note Dave, real life doesn't go the way movies do.

The Dragon's Hill

[dafydd manton]

Ah, but I wrote the script of this particular movie, which was a D Movie (D for Dragon) so the Dragon retreated in embarrassment, and I got the Hill back

HA HA!! MY HILL! (pause for maniacal cackling.)

[Astromaxis]

While lauughing Astromaxis BOOS Dafyd and he gets scared and falls of the hill (Oops)

Oh Well

MY HILL MINE ALL MINE - EMPEROR OF HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAA!!!!

[dafydd manton]

Whilst falling from the Hill, a kind Dragon called Idris flies underneath his Fellow Welsh Ficitious Character, catches him (in Welsh) and carries him to safety at the top of the Hill

MY HILL!!

[Astromaxis]

Astromaxis gives Sleeeping pear to Dayd and he falls asleep

Dances "Waka Waka" and says MY MY HILL!!!!! MUHAHAHAHA!!!!

[dafydd manton]

Dafydd is awakened by friendly Dragon who makes shocking pun about a pear of pyjamas, thus frightening most civilised people from the mountain, at which juncture, our Heroic Cymro leaps to the summit, shouting.

HI MILL, for he is a tad confused. However, the Dragon puts him right, so he repeats the correct injuntion, viz:

MY HILL.

[Astromaxis]

Astromaxis is not revolted by pear joke and dances on hill to "Waka Waka"

My Hill :D

[dafydd manton]

Dafydd retires for night, leaving Aromaxis awake on hillside getting more and more tired, until the morning when he is fatigued beyond belief and the Dragons regain the Mountain to a chorus of Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau.

MY HILL, I do believe. And if it isn't, I'm off to bed, which will lull you in to a false sense of security so that you will make the wrong decision in the morning. This is called Pyschological Warfare.

[Astromaxis]

LOL I know Psychological Warfare too! :D Extinguish the powers of Dragon by singing them "Bad Romance"

MY HILL!!!!!

See You Dafyd Have Good Welsh Breakfast :D

[dafydd manton]

Dragon, too, has good Welsh breakfast, complete with lava bread, which relights his fire, and he leads Dafydd to top of mountain, singing Sospan Fach at the tops of their voices.

Dw i wedi mynd adre!

MY HILL!

[Pendragon]

THE DRAGON, all others mere figments of Daffy Dave's imagination, return in a blaze of hellfire, to reclaim the hill, such as it is.

THE DRAGON's Hill!

[dafydd manton]

CURSES! The progeny of Uther Pendragon, King, Duke of the Blue Ridge Mountains and promised saviour of the celtic races has cracked the magic code. (Slinks down hill to pub for consolatory pint and oggy. Sob Sob, Gulp Gulp)

[Nikhar]

And the dragon is still impotent against my farts and burps. :p

[dafydd manton]

Ah, but there is methane in the emissions, which is flammable, and thus catches fire fire in the breath of the dragon, causing a monster, buttock-burning explosion and Nikhar is blown to the bottom. Of the hill. Thus, the Hill is mine again.

(Oh, and we'll miss you!)

[Pendragon]

The Dragon retreats to the other dimension, deciding that the hill isn't worth his trouble, after all he rules the other dimension

Daffy Dave retains control of the hill

[dafydd manton]

Daffy Dave passes away of dsiappointment and anti-climax, thus releasing the hill to anybody who can bothered to paddle around in dragon droppings. Exits stage left, pursued by a hearse.

[Pendragon]

The Dragon reclaims the hill, first using his flaming breath to sterilize it of Dragon droppings. His first move is to build a castle with a bathroom large enough to accommodate a dragon.

The Dragon's Hill. Trespassers will be subject to the Dragon's flaming breath, survivors will be prosecuted.

[dafydd manton]

I know that I am ever so 'umble, never mind both tasty and crunchy , so I have therefore sent a letter, asking if your 'umble servant could have an 'umble corner in which to reside, 'umbly of course, although there might be a spot of usurping later, once I've got my 'umble feet under the table.

P.S. I don't mind cleaning dragons' bathrooms, for I am ever so 'umble!

[Pendragon]

Always room for Daffy Dave on the Dragon's Hill and in his castle. We will deal with usurping when we get to that point! Welcome!

[dafydd manton]

Oh Thank 'ee, young master, thank 'ee. 'Ee be a koind an' saintly man, zur. Can I clean anything?

[Hawkman]

Uriah Alert! The duck is in big trouble if this humble spy has anything to do with it!

[dafydd manton]

* Sounds of 'umble quacking!*

[kingoflombards]

Pendragon's Hill

Meanwhile, one hundred yards under the Hill, a nuclear stockpile is lying dormant completely untouched by what feels like years. That is until now. Galzraa sets the activation code on the bombs and prepares his army of machines for war with the seemingly indestructible. He arms them with three inch thick fireproof armor and long ranged weaponry. As the bombs goes off a distant roar is heard and Galzraa's prudent preparations weren't in vain.

The War for The Hill Starts... again

Pendragon's "Hill"


(Sorry Daffy, for the Nuking. I guess your usurping gets harder now :))

[dafydd manton]

*Wanders off disconsolately quacking miserably. Loyalty only goes so far.*

[Pendragon]

The dragon knocks back a six pack of kerosene, and muches on anthracite. Bring it on!

Dragon's Hill!

[dafydd manton]

*What the kingoflombards doesn't realise is that the aforegoing was just an act, and that if I am to become crispy fried duck, it will be in the best traditions of Welsh fowl everywhere - done with dragon breath*

[Pendragon]

Think so? I'm gusseling petrol today. Gotta keep the fires stoked!

[ReadingElmo]

But I come surrounded by barriers of water and other flame proof undergarments diguised as a rock, you'll not see me as I take over the hill....shh...don't tell anyone...the surprise is the thing!

[dafydd manton]

*Sounds Trumpet - rather camp version of "Boogie Woogie Buble Boy From Company B", calls Pendragon*:

"Sire, Sire, be I ever so 'umble, Sire *grovel grovel* there be a usurper in a barrel of water a-comin' up yon mountain. I be uour 'Umble Servant, Lord Pendragon, Young Master" *Exits stage left for a large draught of mead and a rub-dwon with a wench*

[Madhuri]

There are some complaints about Daffydd's perfectly trained monkey causing a lot of trouble on the hill.

While he goes to resolve the issues, I sit comfortably on 'MY HILL'... :banana: :D

[dafydd manton]

Madhuri does not realise that the monkey, whose name is Artaxerxes, has the wisdom of a thousand humans, and whilst she sits in confort, in fact she has lost the psychological edge, thus surrendering the hill!

[Pendragon]

Since my "umble servant" has walked in and claimed the hill, I remind him of just who is the boss here. He bows and fetches my platter of anthracite and bituminous coal to stoke the fires and rest me. Don't forget the napalm on the side, Daffy Dave!

Dragon and Daffy Dave's hill!

[dafydd manton]

I was keepin' da hill for youse, Boss! I'll get da anchr....antrhcei....antnrax,,,cncithe.. coal!

[ReadingElmo]

...the rock creeps ever closer...unseen and unsuspected...

[dafydd manton]

....except by Daffy's monkey, who is all-seeing and all-knowing. There is no avoid The Gaze Of Artaxerxes! Enter at Your Peril!

[Pendragon]

And besides, the Dragon never sleeps!

[dafydd manton]

*Daffy scuttles behind Pendragon for protection, loosens cap on another bottle of Heinz Tomato Ketchup*

"I got da stuff, Boss, do I do good, Boss, did I, huh?"

[ReadingElmo]

The rock disquise is really working, I'm almost to the top. There is that pesky dragon and that omnipotent monkey to deal with, but I've got their number....BWAHAHAHA...oh shh...mustn't let them hear me.

[dafydd manton]

Too late. Dragons have very acute hearing, and it heard you eat your breakfast, over 30 miles away. Prepare for the Ketchup!

[kingoflombards]

BAM! *Punch drunk monkey falls off the Hill*

As the bottle of ketchup falls off the Hill, Pendragon will hopefully realize that I won't taste as good without it and will follow in pursuit.....hopefully.


All fingers crossed. My Hill?

PS: my army is still there :)

[Pendragon]

What no ketchup? Daffy, where the @!!%# is my ketchup? These fools don't taste right without it! Not bad, though. Blackened kingoflombards with aged lamp oil! Yum!

And, incidentally, my hill!

[dafydd manton]

*It ain't me, Boss, It's da monkey, Boss, we get dis bum, we get dis bum good!*

[Pendragon]

Hummmm Roast Monkey... I think I have just the recipe! Don't forget the bloody ketchup this round...

[dafydd manton]

*Monkey runs down hill, deserting previous owner, enters Rose & Crown, imbibes immoderately and is no longer part of the equation. Coward!*

[stephofthenight]

-wonders up the hill, sets out a chair, umbrella and proceeds to drink a margarita and read-

My hill.

[Heathcliff]

*Magically disables gravity and rolls up hill*
*Puts a BIGGER chair over yours and perches upon it*

My hill!

[Scheherazade]

*reminds everyone that no chairs are allowed and banishes them all*


Scher's hill!

UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT AND WITHOUT ANY CHAIRS!