King of the hill

[AimusSage]

Night has the Hill

(You big meany, stabbing me :()

I now lay bloodied next to the hill, where a mysterious person finds me and heals me with some very secretive tea leaves from china.

Healed, I now call the big robot, and once again climb into the cockpit. I use the robot's handcrafting skills to build a giant smilie statue. Night runs to the statue in joy, and cheers, but as she does, I take to robot up the hill, and stand on top.

My Hill!

[Nightshade]

:eek:
Aimus has the hill.. but not for long
I shine a mirror and blind him so the robot trips and opps rolls down the hill
(Sings to the tune of jack&Jill)
Aimus sage had the hill
And was king but after
Night camedown he fell
And Night roared with laughter
:p

[AimusSage]

Night has the hill

With my giant handcrafting robot in the shop for repairs, I have no choice but to besiege the hill with an armada of Martian UFOs that I called in from their base on Europe (the Jupiter Moon) The Armada quikly dispatches any and all Nightly influences on the hill, and establish a defensive perimiter.

I have the hill

[Nightshade]

Aimus has the hill
But what he doesnt know is that when the martians killed me and buried me in the hill the hill happened to get so sick opf listening to my singing that it regurg- vomited me out and in doing so knocked Aimus outMY hill

[Pendragon]

Night has the hill.

But out of the night walks a harmless little kitten. Night is so pleased she picks it up and kisses it, breaking the spell that Rachel cast on the Dragon. And this time, I brought a few friends. Jonathan Blade has point gaurd, Raven Darkendale the left flank, Ninja Kai Yoshima the right. Dragon fire burns on our hill! Pendragon's pseudonyms have the hill!

[Nightshade]

And After I saved you too:(

Pens pseudonyms have the hill but they satart arguing about who really is the king of the hill So as they squabbl staeal the crown MY Hill again!

[Pensive]

When I tell Night that I am having a good day today and I am in need of a similie. She go to search a similie for me and I run with my hill!

Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!

[smilingtearz]

I get a golden cage for Pensive... put her in it.. Lock!
My Hill...

[AimusSage]

Eva has the hill, but I quickle run up the hill to be on top, I mention my name and Eva gladly concedes half of the hill to me. :)

I have half a hill!

[smilingtearz]

oh all of it...
Your Hill :D... just let me stay here... my rainbows look best from the top of the hill :D

[Riesa]

OH, brother. :D

I mention that Robin and Elizabeth are winning the flirtation contest going on at the bottom of the hill and you both run down to see if you can give them some more competition.


MY HILL.

[smilingtearz]

that was nasty...

Your rooms all messy again... go clean it

Our hill again.. :D

[Pensive]

I messes Eva's room with litter and runs away, she has to clean it and I take my hill with me!

My Hill, Oh Yeah My Hill!

[Riesa]

I give Pensive all the classics she hasn't read yet, and she runs off to a smokey cafe in Paris to read them all.

My hill.

[Virgil]

OH, brother. :D

I mention that Robin and Elizabeth are winning the flirtation contest going on at the bottom of the hill and you both run down to see if you can give them some more competition.


MY HILL.
The other flirtation contest is between Shoutgrace and Elizabeth I noticed over the weekend. ;)

I give Riesa a new subject for a poem, and off she runs.

My hill.

[smilingtearz]

I tell virgil there's another comment for Roo.. he runs off to check.. tricked ha!
My hill!

(btw: awesome... your avtar gives the required effects to your poem too :nod:)

[Pensive]

I tell Eva that we need another deputy editor for Crier, she just needs to fill a form, when she is busy in filling it, I hold my hill!

My Hill!

[smilingtearz]

I tell Pensy that she was mistaken, she was supposed to give the form to someone else :p.. she goes off to check
My hill!

[Pendragon]

Smilingtears has the hill.

I send a message to the sky-dragons. It begins to rain, and she dashes of chasing rainbows. MY HILL. No violence this time, and my other pseudonyms are banished!

[AimusSage]

Pen has the hill

To continue the non-violence, I pass a bill that declares the hill is my property. Pen is escorted off the hill and given a replacement nearby.

I have the hill

[Nightshade]

Aimus has the hill I offer him an icecream in exchange for the hill he accepts.
MY hill

:D

[AimusSage]

Night has the hill, I block all chocolate transport to the hill, Night grudgingly gives up the hill so she can eat some chocolate.

I have the hill :D

[Nightshade]

Aimus has the hill but I come across some flyers advertising A intergalextic football match open to all. I kindly give it to him an d lend himm the magic carpet.
He forgot to lock the door < tut tut } my hill

[AimusSage]

I am off to enjoy the match, and let Night hang on to the hill for a while :)

[Nightshade]

:wave:
m hill my hill my hill
This could be a trick couldnt it?

[AimusSage]

Just be ready when I bring back some of the people I met at the match! :p

[Nightshade]

YIKES the martians!!
Well just FYI the smilies arent here:nod:
still my HILL!!

[AimusSage]

The game is over, and beside a bunch of drunk martians, I also brought a couple of uranuses. These guys really smell, and Night faints from the smell, I tell the uranuses to bring her to the hospital, while I play cards with the martians.

My hill. :D

[Nightshade]

Aimus has the hill anmd I can see him from my hospital window.
I grab a gas mask and return I use a hose pipe and soak them all and wheile they are splutter declare MY hill.
The uranuses now that theve had a shower they dont stink anymore and The mrtians can keep Aimus occupied in the jail cell :D

[Virgil]

I tell virgil there's another comment for Roo.. he runs off to check.. tricked ha!
My hill!

(btw: awesome... your avtar gives the required effects to your poem too :nod:)
Thank you Eva.

Night has the hill.

I tell her that it's no longer night and she wonders what I'm talking about and I take the hill.

My HILL!

[Pensive]

Virgil has the hill.

I tell him that his wife has seen him with that old-chicky he was wandering with. His face turns pale and he runs towards his home. The Hill becomes mine!

Pensive's Hill!

[Pendragon]

Pensive has the hill.

She finially tires out from flying around it all the time on gaurd duty, and falls asleep. I call up the local Holiday Inn and get her a room. I curl up on MY HILL!

[rachel]

darling Pendragon has the hill.
I walk up to him,kiss him on the cheek and point down to a group of guys and girls milling around, all with a copy of a magazine he has lately contributed to. I explain to him they are all down there, and in a hurry mind, waiting for him to sign their copies. He tucks and rolls down as fast as he can.(he is too wise to take one step after the other down that tediously long hill)
the hill is mine mine mine and to secure it I call all the children in the village to come and join me and we all sit down and I read them a faerie tale about how they are princes and princesses of the hill.

[ElizabethSewall]

I tell Rachel I am but a kid myself and she gladly invite me for fairy tale reading.

My hill! Part of at least...

[rachel]

aw you sweetie, here, lean your beautiful head against my shoulder. I will ask our faeries to stand at the bottom and just kiss anyone who dares to intrude. If that doesn't work then they shall have to use other measures, though I don't like the thought of them being carried to faerieland for a whole month. oh well.....Once upon a time there was this beautiful little girl called Elizabeth, and one day.......


How peaceful it is on our hill, hmmmm our very own hill.

[kilted exile]

I tell the children that there aint no such thing as faeries, they run away crying with Rachel and Elizabeth following behind.

MY HILL

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kilted Exile has the hill.

I tell the Exile he is too far from his magic kilt - he put on that of an enemy clan instead! - , and he pulls his hat down to his fairy shoes, and shouts, "Children! Rachel! Betheliz! Waits for me!"

After he disappeared into the plaid of nature's far horizons, I ascnded the hill, and tied my shoe on some benben stone or other which he had left behind.

The hill is mine!

[Pensive]

Milalil has the hill.

I push him in a puddle and the hill becomes mine!

My Hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Pensive has the hill.

I call upon my butler to extend his arm, and display to Pensive a free P. B. & J. sandwhich, and she takes to his arm lika a falcon to its master in the opne, far distant fields!

The hill is mine!

[ElizabethSewall]

Mililalil has the hill.

I show him a beautiful damsel in distress at the bottom of it. He runs to rescue her.

My beloved hill...!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Elizabeth has the hill.

Robin sees her and presumes that this beautiful damsel needs to be rescued, so he whisks her away, as I, full of surprise, proclaim, "My hill!"

[RobinHood3000]

Mil has the hill.

I rob him of his arms and armor, auctioning them off at Sotheby's to the highest bidder and distributing the money to the poor. Left in the buff, he crawls away in shame.

MY HILL!!

[AimusSage]

Robin has the hill

I contaminate the hills drinking water supply with a psychotropic substance. Robin, after drinking the water goes beserk and runs of in search of all things evil.

I reclaimed that which is rightfully mine, the hill. :D

[RJbibliophil]

Aimus has the hill

I wait until he dies of thirst, then push him off the hill and purify the drinking water with a few drops of my magic potion. I begin work on replanting the beautiful gardens.

The hill is MINE!

[AimusSage]

The piglet has the hill

At mount Olympus, I wake up, wondering how I could possibly die, and shoot a few bolts of lightning down on the hill, the piglet is hit twice, and electrocuted as a result.

Back to the wonders of my hill!

[amanda_isabel]

RJ has the hill.

i take the glass bottle of his 'potion' and aim at his face. RJ gets a broken nose and runs away.

MY PRECIOUS HILL!!!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Amanda_isabel has the hill.

I tell her a rain cloud is coming to mess up her makeup, and she runs through a thousand miles of arid desert to escape.

I reclaim the hill!

[AimusSage]

Nobody noticed that Amanda took the wrong hill!

I still have my precious hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

AimusSage certainly missed the fact that I had taken the hill, and sent Amanda to that other hill. He, being nearby to her hill, in Arabia, took its neighbor - but not this one! Tis still in mine possession, no?

[papayahed]

I bust our my Super Grover alter ego and come swooping down from the heavens, scaring Mililalil from the hill.


In the name of all thing muppet My Hill

[Mililalil XXIV]

Super Grover has the hill.

I put on a scawy costume and run the muppet out of town, all the way to Papayatown.

I claim this hill for Mililaville.

[Virgil]

Mil has the hill.

I bring out Mililalil the XXV and scares off the XXIV.

My Hill.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Virgil has the hill.

His avatar starts barking and chasing him. He flies to a safe country and opens a Swiss bank account.

The hill is now mine, of course.

[rachel]

Mil has the hill(hey that sounds great-mil has the hill, mil has the hill,)

I call Mil and tell him the mistake he made last month is undone by my prayers and he runs screaming happily down the hill and out of sight.
The hill is mine oh happy day, I call the faeries which exist but which do not believe in Kilted Exile(too bad he is such a dear) and they join me and we dance the dance of joy on my hill..er our hill.

[AimusSage]

Rachel and the fairies have the hill

I tell the fairies they need to spread some love and off they go. Rachel cannot stay behind and runs of too.

My hill :D

[Pensive]

Aimus has the hill. I tell him that it is my birthday and he give it to me as a birthday gift.

My Hill!

[beer good]

Pensive has the hill.

I bring out an industrial-strength ventilation fan and point it at the top of the hill. Pensive flaps her wings in vain as she is blown away.

MY HILL!

[Pensive]

beer-good has the hill.

I provide him a lot of beer and he becomes unconscious. I take the hill with me.

My Hill!

[Pendragon]

Pensive has the hill.

The little Blue Bird of Happiness wears out from trying to carry a hill in her talons and drops it, into mine as I come out of the Shadow Realm and into the real world in time to snag it with a long talon. The hill belongs to the dragon again. I set up a wall of dragon fire around it for protection. MY HILL.

[AimusSage]

Pen has the Hill

I call the fire department and they rush out to extinguish the dragon fires. While they are are fairly succesful, it took several bolts of lightning to take out Pen, so that I could reclaim the hill.

My Wonderfully scorched hill.

[Riesa]

Aimus has the hill!


Well, since I'm out of time, I must allow Aimus to keep it.

Aimus still has the hill.

[Pensive]

I tell Aimus that Anastacia has come to meet him. He runs off to go and meet his beloved singer and Pensive gets the hill!

My Hill!

[AimusSage]

I stop short of the bottom of the hill when I realize I can't stand Anastacia! I run back up and tell Pensive she is invited to a song writing contest. She runs off to write songs.

I have taken back that which is mine!

[Pensive]

How dare Aimus to tell a lie as when I reaches the place where writing contest is going to happen (the place Aimus told me about) I finds it empty so I rushes back with rage and the earthquake comes and because of the sudden earthquake, hill is dropped from the hands of Aimus and Pensive gets her hill back.

Pensive, the queen of the hill gets her hill back easily!

[AimusSage]

Unfortunately the earthquake was so severe, it has caused the earth to breach it's orbit around the sun. This causes a polar shift, having Pensive fly all over the place, desoriented. I take the oportunity to take back the hill.

My favorite hill is back under control!

[RJbibliophil]

Aimus has the hill

My piglets rush in amidst the confusion and launch Aimus into space via catapault and now he too flies disoriented. My magic potion makes him orbate dispight gravity.

The hill is MINE! :D

[AimusSage]

The piglet has the hill

I latch onto a satelite, place my supercharged Giant Miniature phaser on it, and direct it to the hill. I fire the phaser and the hill is obliterated, scattering the remains of the piglet all over the place.

I denounce the existance of magic, and fall back to the crater where the hill used to be.

My crater. :)

[Jay]

Aimus has the crater.

I route several hundreds of trucks loaded with soil, empty them all in the crater, on top of Aimus of course, creating myself a nice hill.

My hill!

[rachel]

good work Jay. looks better than before.
Jay has the hill.
I run up to her with a card from the post office announcing a huge package for baby Sonja. Jay hurries down the hill excited for her beautiful niece.
Rachel has the hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Rachel has the hill

I tell her there are lots of pretty posts in her avatar thread and she runs off to look at them. I plant flowers and grass on my hill to make it pretty again.

Piglet has the hill!

[Jay]

tooooo slow :p

RJ has the hill.

I sneak upon her with a watergun and get her all soaking wet, running home for a change of clothes, I steal the hill.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

I call the health inspector and he comes over to find the hill is not qualified for living, and kicks Jay off the hill with his big foot of bribed justice! I use a team of construction workers to cover all the nice plants and flowers in concrete, and build a defensive line of bunkers with automated defenses on top of the hill.

My fortified hill!

[Jay]

I see you didn't notice, then I'm sorry to have you killed, again :p

Aimus has the fortified hill.

There's a meteor shower passing way too close to the Earth's surface and vaporizes Aimus.

My hill!

edit: hey, you just HAVE to notice just as I posted, right? Men... :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Jay was silly enough not to wear a gas mask when climbing the hill, she inhales my vaporized essence, and since I'm as poisonous as can be, she dies instantly, I reanimate her body, and use it to take control of the hill. I just have to figure out how to regain my own body. It's kinda freaky like this :eek:

But anyway, it's my fortified hill once more! :)

[Jay]

Aimus in my body has the fortified hill once more. (scary :p)

My symbiont (think Goa'uld ;) for example :p) was able to shelter me from Aimus's essence and now our consciousnesses fight inside my head (I can already see the headache coming...). Wouldn't you all want to know who won?

I have the fortified hill back! (along with my body, unfortunately :p)

[AimusSage]

So I take it you are an evil system lord. :p

The Asgard rescue me from Jay the system lord, and are kind enough to blast the hill into smithereens. They give me a new body, and set me back down onto the remains of the hill.

I take a shovel and start to rebuild MY HILL. :p

[Jay]

Another one who knows what a stargate is! A Gater by any chance? :p

Even though the Asgard are very smart, they didn't notice that the thing standing on top of the hill wasn't me at all, so I grab another shovel and help Aimus rebuild MY hill. When it's high enough, I just smack him on the head with the shovel. Simple, crude, but it does the trick :p

My hill!

[AimusSage]

(I'm one of those very infrequent viewers of the show, I've missed half the episodes, but still love the show :) It all started with the orignal movie for me, way back in 1995 when I first saw it :D)

After getting hit with the shovel, I decide to take things to a higher level, and man one of the bulldozers that has survived the Asgard attack. I use it to shovel Jay and a load of dirt of the hill.

My hill, as it shoud be! :p

[Jay]

Not for long buddy ;)

I crawl from under the dirt (I'm guessing?) and, all pi**ed off, storm after Aimus, who's still in the bulldozer, drag him out of it, tie his laces together and give him a gentle push towards the edge of the hill and... whoops! He rolls down the hill! So sorry, I didn't mean to!

MY hill!

(I think there's about 5 episodes I haven't seen, and about as much I haven't seen at least twice :p)

[AimusSage]

After realising my shoes don't have laces, I run back up the hill, jump over a surpised Jay, turn around in the air, and perform a judo chop, knocking her out. I tie her up with her own shoe laces. I then tie her to a tree that has grown in just a few minutes, and take a relaxing look around.

My hill, I should start decorating the place! :p

(I miss most because the're in the worst time slot, and they change it all the time, maybe I should just buy the seasons on DVD) :)

[Jay]

Great idea ;)

Aimus thinks he has the hill.

Shame I'm wearing sandals, no laces either. SO I'm standing at the tree, enjoying the view, letting Aimus decorate my hill for me, then when he starts over-decorating, I break off a branch of the tree and poke Aimus with it, he jumps in surprise, looses his footing, and falls off the hill again, poor thing (not :p)

My Aimus-decorated hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill.

Since I also decorated it with remote operated missile launcher, I take out the remote and launch a few missiles onto her. She sees them too late, and get's blown to pieces.

I have the hill, get out a broom, and clean the place, there's pieces of Jay everywhere :p

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

All the Jay pieces, just like the whole thing, are extremely mutinous and uncooperative, they keep running away from Aimus who desperately tried to get rid of the gory junk. The Jay pieces get back together (think Terminator 2 & 3 ;)) and I, whole once more, send Aimus through a stargate that happens to have an iris on the other end. *BANG* Good riddance! :p

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

The Iris did hurt a lot, and as I am now dead and a ghost, I decide it's time to give Jay some pay back. I watch (with my spectral vision, can see real far and all) and wait until she walks up to the stargate to clean it, I then active the gate on my end, she's caught in the wake of the thing, and as I walk throught the gate, I find only her sandals remained. Since the're not my size, I throw them in the garbage bin.

My hill, and I sit down in this comfy lounge chair. Looking at the scorched, battered, and barren surroundings, trying to find a particular crater. :D

[rachel]

Aim I am afraid you don't know who you are messing with. Reading you two is more fun than going to the movies.
Jay the Conqueror has the hill!!
I take my enormous pet skunk Mac and a mirror and walk up to Jay. The skunk makes a threatening gesture(he's really very fond of litneters actually) and I hold up the mirror to our now reassembled blond, one eyed terminator mutant girl and she screams for her mommmy and runs down the hill and out of the country.
the hill I presume.......is mine.
I lay down to rest with my skunk Mac the Lookout.

[Jay]

Rachel & Aimus have the hill.

Rachel's skunk goes mad and attacks her, she flees from it as if her pants were on fire.
I call the Ghost Busters (TM) on Aimus, wait till they do their thing, then reclaim...

MY hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

The ghostbusters realize their mistake when I regain my corporial form due to their fine action. I give them some candy for their effort.

Time to take the hill, I take the elevator up the hill, and show the contract with Jay's signature. "You owe me one hill". Amazed that she fell for that old trick, she retreats into a monastary to contemplate her existence. :p

I have the hill, and install some fans, it's really hot up her! :D

[Jay]

Aimus the Slimy has the hill :p

Fortunatelly for me, the signed paper was a fake, I send a herd of lawyers after Aimus and now I don't have to worry about him for QUITE some time as he's busybusybusy at court :p

MY hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Unfortunately for her, she underestimated the eagerness of these lawyers to take bribes. The judge isn't one to say no to some money either, and I'm back on the streets. I take a cab to the hill, and laugh at Jay, who thinks she's in control. I disguise myself as a postman, and call up the hill to say I have a package. Jay buzzes me in, and I put the package in the elevator, press the button for penthouse, and run back out before the doors shut. A few minutes later I hear a loud explosion, as Jay opened the package.

I have the hill, and install bomb detectors in the elevator. :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

After a rather harsh landing, I get up, head back for MY hill, knock at Aimus's doors, wait till he opens, then knock him out, tie him up, chain a 50kg ball to his ankle, load him in my truck and dump him into the nearest lake. Grow gills, Aimus! :p

MY hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill.

As a real houdini, I manage to get rid of the 50kg ball, only to find I haven't even submerged completely. The lake is only 1 meter deep! I call the police, and they arrest jay for parking her truck in front of a fire hydrant. On my way to the hill, I remove the fake fire hydrant, and place it on the hill as a trophy. :p

Once more, my hill, now with curtains for the soon to be installed windows. :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

Once I scare the cops off, poor creatures, I disguise myself and collect stones. (think Monty Pythong's Life of Brian :D) Thus armed, I throw stones into Aimus's windows. When he runs out, fuming with rage, I pour hot water all over him and he goes BOOOOOM! (think Alien IV :lol: )

My hill :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Exploding does not agree with me, and I transfer my consiousness into a clone I had stored in a locker somewhere. Seeing how Jay disguised herself, I also disguise myself as a beard salesperson. I knock on the door, and as she opens, I offer her a guinine black beard's beard. She is exited at the thought of having the beard and buys it instantly. What she didn't know was that Edward teach always had explosives in his beard when fighting a battle. I quickly light the fuses before handing it over. She immediately puts it on, and I wish her luck with her new beard. Minutes later, Jay's beard explodes, and I have to clean the mess again. :p

I have the hill, which now also has a supercharged vacuum cleaner, so I can easily suck up the pieces of jay that keep messing up MY HILL.:D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

In pieces, yet again, I rest in the vacuum cleaner. Once I'm rested, I start re-assembling, easily destroying the vacuum cleaner in the process. I'm really angry because the latest explosion singes my eyebrows. I call for the last bits of my self-control and only pummel Aimus to death.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the Hill

Death again, I must be getting close to something by now, and yes, as I look up I see this horned fellow telling my that my room is on the 6th level of hell. Being the guy I am, I tell him to give me all his money and the key to the exit, or I'll break his horns. Again a free man amongst the living, I am tempted to nuke the hill, but decide against it, I wouldn't want to ruin the Feng Shui of the hill. Instead I take the stairs, and surprise Jay with a bouquet of flowers. Thinking they are a peace offer, she takes them, and smells their scent, dropping dead instantly. Obviously the flowers were poisoned. :p

I have the hill once more, but now decide to move everything, since the Feng Shui is disturbed due to Jay's dead body. :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

Glad I am a nuisance for you even after death :p
Since the horned one is getting annoyingly familiar with the both of us, he just kicks me out of hell upon my arrival. I lock Aimus in the house/castle/fortress/whetever by salt (ever saw Supernatural? :p - keeps the demons out... in your case in ;)) and plant C4 all around the house/castle/fortress/whatever, contently grinnning when I see Aimus trying to get out of the house/castle/fortress/whatever. I lovingly look at the big red buttong, gently push it... and blissfully watch the destruction of Aimus's Feng Shui.

My hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Angered by the destruction of my Feng Shui, I decide to cut of the horns anyway, because I'll need them, and what better tool for the job then the Giant Miniature Pocketknife, by Martian Knives inc! opening the door from hell I step out right on top of the hill, I take the horns, and stick them both in Jay's guts. The blood's a bit of a mess, but at least I have my hill back. :p

My now shoddy looking hill! Time to call up Tim Allen for some Hill improvement.

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

I remove the offending items of the Devil's body parts out of my guts, throw them aside and conteplate my next course of action. Deciding Aimus's GMPK, Martian Knives inc (TM) is not worth worrying about, I take out a pair of toothpicks and stab Aimus in his eyes with them. He is blindly running around trying to figure out where I am and where is he to aim his GMPK. He tired out quickly enough and collapses under the tree he ALMOST tied me to some time ago.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill.

The toothpicks in my eyes were a real nasty thing to do. After removing them, I pour some growth accelerator down my empty eye sockets. New eyes grow within seconds, and with these I can see in the dark. By this time Tim Allen arrived, and his idea of Hill Improvement involve some dangerous powertools. In his attempt to get it as nice as possible, he manages to drill a few holes in Jay's skull. Now lobotomized, Jay seems obsessed with her thumb and drools all over the place. I stick her in the broom closet and tell Tim that he did a fine job with the hill, sending him back to whatever he's doing nowadays.

My New and improved hill! :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill :p

Shame I keep messing up your hill :p Blood, drool... what next? Mud? :p
The nice new holes in my skull relieved some pressure that's been giving me headaches for ages. In my new-found kindness of heart, I think it'll be a good idea to share, as it's very nice if people share. I blow Aimus a kiss, along with a few germs. Advantages of being the carrier ;). After Aimus slowly and painfully dies in spasms, I continue messing with his new and improved hill so he'd have something to do after his reincarnation.

In the meanwhile, I HAVE THE HILL! :p

[rachel]

TOOTHPICKS IN THE EYES, aiieeeeeeeeeeeeee. poor darling Aimus. Look what the hill is doing to you Jay, it must be all those mutant body parts acting up again.LOBOTOMY, Aim have you been on mars too long with the cow grass?
Geez I am downloading this and letting a bunch of hyper kids read it. I am going to tell them if they get their education they too can be this cool.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aimus has the hill.
With great fear and trembling I sneak up to him inside a burning bush and hold out a white flag with a picture of a child crying. Aim stops in his tracks, he DOES have a gentle heart really he does, and he grudgingly gives Rachel the hill,,,,,,,,for one hour.
I have the hill(whew..........this is scarey)

[Jay]

Rachel has the scary hill.

Of course, she catches everything I infected Aimus with, so she dies the same way as well.

MY HILL!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill.

On my way back to that certain place, I come across a genie that just happened to be floating about near the entrance to Hell. He offers me three wishes. I tell him I only need two and he can keep the third, that way he doesn't mess them all up out of spite.
My first wish is to have Jay removed from the face of the earth, which he grants. My second wish is to be back on my hill, cleaned and all, with a nice pint in my hand. but before the wish is finalized, he than grants himself the third wish, and Jay appears. I ask what the ghost wished for, and he tells me:"I always wanted a dance partner, and you showed me one with your first wish. Jay must now dance with me for all eternity" I then get transported back to my hill to find it in perfect condition. A pint is waiting for me and I sit down a happy man. :D

My Hill, which I finally managed to keep clean :p

[Jay]

Aimus the Cruel has the hill.

After having repeatedly stepped on the genie's toes (hard work always trying to stomp as hard as possible!), he wishes for nothing more than be rid of me. He is even willing to take ALL his wishes back if that meant he can NEVER EVER see me again. I grant his wish ;)

MY HILL!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Back in hell, I angrily tear the genie apart and rip out his wish granting organ. I practice a bit with the organ and quickly get the hang of the wish granting. I now wish for Jay to have a nice big chair to sit in. She sits down, and gets transported to pluto, where she freezes and become one big cold lump of ice. I take the organ and wish my hill to be clean again, before wishing myself back on the hilltop with a nice pint and a comfy chair that doesn't teleport people to pluto. :p

I have the hill! :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

Pluto! My fave planet! I kid you not! Right after Moon, but then it's not a planet. Although recently Pluto's losing its planetary status... Good thin I'm friends with Scotty http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/smileys/beam.gif. Having sat in the chair for long hours, your butt is all sore and you go for a walk in the kitchen, since you realized you're hunry (well, that'll be me but I refuse to suffer alone ;)). You get all sorts of food (nice gooey and such ;)). On the way DOWN back to the room with your nice chair, you trip over your wishing organ, irreparably damaging it. Of course, your food gets just everywhere. You break EVERY bone in your body while falling from the very top of your hill to the very bottom of it, then continue falling all the way to hell, wondering why the hek there's a stairway to hell.

My hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

I supose the stairway to hell is quite a comfortable way to get there, when I enter, I see something red without horns whimper in the corner, I tell him not to worry, I know the way out. After exiting hell I call Kirk and tell him to throw Scotty out of an airlock, which he promtly does. I then decide to use my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM) to build a giant spaceship that dwarves the enterprise. I use it to get me back to earth, where I launch a shuttle filled with genetically altered flowers. The shuttle lands near the hill, and the flowers march toward the top, where Jay resides. The flowers unleash their spores and Jay is now under my control. I force her to clean the hill, but everytime she cleaned a tile, she dies a horrible death, only to be resurected by the spores of the flowers. In the mean time, I get some real good food from the fridge, and have a good lunch, while watching Jay die horrible deaths. :p

My hill, now being cleaned by Jay who continously dies horrible deaths.

[Jay]

Aimus the Voyeur has the hill :p

You beast! That was cruel! Have you no heart? Poor Scotty!
I think I might be getting allergic to flowers ;)
After finaly cleaning the mess AIMUS made, I collapse next to him, take my sandals off and watch Aimus slowly fall asleep... I mean, get gassed :p. In a way, it's a suicide, don't you think, ghost of Aimus? :p

Myyyy hill.

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

As a ghost, it's easy to float to the cloning facility. Once there, I possess one of my clones, now back in my body (sort of) I order a ticket for an eRa Concert, to be delivered to the hill. Jay, suspicious as she is checks the tickets for validity. When she finds out it is real, she runs of for the concert, but paranoid as she is, lockes up the hill completely and takes the key with her. At the concert she is having a blast, literally, as the whole venue transforms into a blistering inferno. While Jay is on her way back to hell I go to the hill, take the spare key that's under the doormat, and unlock the front door. :p

My hill, cleaned and all, with new locks! :D

[rachel]

I am very glad that the hill is clean.Aim-you drink beer? I thought you were about fifteen!King Aim has the hill.
I put on an anti chemical suit, very heavy, six inch thick glasses, oven mitts and crawl up the hill to where Aim is sitting, swilling his pint and a flag of mars with him crowned king is fluttering in the breeze. I hold out a ticket to the mother concert of them all with IronMaiden(sigh, what I don't give up for causes.). Aim leaps into the air , catapulted with joy and is down the hill in seconds. I sniff the clean air and get out of that stupid protective gear.
The hill is mine mine mine.

[Nightshade]

Rachel has the hill , I knock on the door weith a bsdket full of Smilies and ask for shelter because half the smilies were eaten and AImus is in control of the Smilirs creation factoryand wont let me near it unless I agree to join the Dasterdlies, eternally. SO obviously the smilies and I need a place of refuge where we can discuss our opitions in peace.
SO rachel lets us in but what she doesnt know is by nature we are greedy so we gently ease her out of control and take over ourselves but out of gratitude we let her live here, and serve the greater smilie cause :D
I name this hill SmillieHaven!

[beer good]

Nightshade has the hill.

I stand next to her bucket'o'smilies and scowl until all of them start looking a little glum. While she runs them off to the emergency room, I claim the hill.

MY HILL!

[Pensive]

beer-good has the hill.

I sing songs which forces beer-good to leave her room and I gets my hill!

Pensive's Hill! My Hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Pensive has the hill.

Of course, not for long..............
See, I bring out that ole bird cage again, but she, seeing it, flies right into the other bird cage I had waiting in the exact opposite direction. She swings in the cage, watching television and eating intitution food, as the hill returns to its master............me!

[Pensive]

Milalil has the hill.

Pensive tell Mililalil that his face is pale, Mililalil who is very conscious about his looks and health, starts to cry on this so Pensive runs away with her very own HILL!

Pensive's Hill!

[Pendragon]

Pensive has the hill.

The Dragon is frankly fed up with having to take it back from a little blue bird all the time, yet still on a non-violence kick. I trap her in a time-warp bubble, so that she contiues to fly and think the hill is hers. Meanwhile, I brought armor against Amius' lighting strikes, so I rest and watch. MY HILL. (A warning: http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/aktion/action-smiley-074.gif

[AimusSage]

Pen the Dragon has the hill

Since he has bought anti-lightning armor at walmart, I decide it's time to do things the easy way. As everyone knows, dragons love gold. I buy a couple of buckets of gold-paint and use it to cover a distant mountain in it. The sparkle catches the Dragon's eye, and of he flies to get the gold. I also picked up a couple of automated dragon defense systems and set up a perimiter agains all things flying.

My Hill, cleaned and all, filled with Iron Maiden memorabilia

[Pendragon]

Aimus, oh wise frog, has the hill.

Since he has protection from all things flying, I approach underground, a trait he seems to have forgotten about Dragons. Yes, we love gold, but we hoard it in hollowed out caverns underground. I come out right under him, and smile my toothy grin. He gets the message and is gone! I clean the place up. MY HILL!

[AimusSage]

Pen the tunneling dragon has the hill

his poor cleaning of the place angers me, and I hire a bunch of dragon hunters to slay him. While they fail miserable, they do manage to get him in the air, where I shoot him with several Ground to air missiles. He crashes into the hill next door.

I take back my hill, reinstall the anti dragon defenses, install underground death traps, and listen to some good music while enjoying the view. :D

[rachel]

I apply to King Aim to be housekeeper of the hill. He sits down to contemplate such a wierd question and lo I quickly sprinkle faerie dust over him. He falls asleep with a smile on his face dreaming of cows and that ever tasty grass. I gently wrap him in my comforter and roll him down the hill where baby Night is fast asleep cuddling her smiliies.
I have the hill, the clean beautiful non polluted hill. Oh dance for joy!

[papayahed]

Rachel has the hill.

I tell her that there are some drowning puupies in the lake near the hill, Rachel runs off to save them

My Hill.

(The puppies were plastic decoys, no actual puppies were used)

[amanda_isabel]

papaya has the hill.

a cloud appears over papaya and it begins to rain plastic decoy puppies--- only on papaya. the cloud follows papaya around as she tries to escape the cloud.

goodbye papaya... the hill is mine!

[Jarndyce]

Alas, the hill is actually a landfill mound, and has been oozing biochemical waste and methane gas for some time now, and poor poor Amanda ignites in a spontaneous combustion flashed by her own smug victory. The hill is now barren, but I claim it as my own.

[Jay]

Jarndyce has the hill.

Don't you worry about the hill being barren, Aimus will redecorate it. He's obsessive like that ;).
Since the hill's been oozing biochemical waste and methane gas for some time now, it's all nice and glowy, good for missile homing in. Of course, I also need some tin foil to divert the ground-to-air missiles. Hence, I bomb Jarndyce off the hill and rightfully reclaim it.

My hill.

[papayahed]

Jay has the hill.

I call in my hazmat team to decon the hill, running Jay and her tin foil off.

My Hill.

[Jay]

Papaya has the hill :p

Once the decontamination's done, Papaya stretches out and enjoys a nice day on the hill, when suddenly a cloud appears. Bees attack! Wonder who put that pot of honey under Papaya's deckchair... Papaya runs for her life!

My hill! :p

[Jarndyce]

Jay's hill.

Unfortunately for Jay, the mail boxes were stolen, and the rent check never made in on time. Eviction notice!!!

My hill.

That's for the haz mat cleanup, by the way. Much more tidy now.

[Jay]

Jarndyce has the hill.

I manage to flee with everything before the eviction guys come with blazing guns, and who don't they find on MY hill? Yes, that's right, Jarndyce ;). After they've taken him/her away, I put all my stuff back and enjoy myself.

My hill!

[Jarndyce]

That blasted Jay's hill again.

Seems though that I've left a nice little gift for him as the marshalls dragged me away. Termites, silver fish, and stink bugs. Stuff eaten, possessions dust, place smelling of waste, Jay buggers off.

I bring my handy Burroughs bug juice, and reclaim my hill.

[papayahed]

Jarndyce's hill

Jarndyce accidently drinks that bug juice and stumbles off hill.

My Hill

[Jarndyce]

Papaya's hill.

From the bottom, I use the juice in manner it was intended. I float up the hill, play a little William Tell with Papaya, and...

The hill is mine.

[Jay]

Jarndyce has the hill.

He (right?) celebrates his victory, gets so drunk he can't tell what's a hallucination and what's true, chases something to the edge of the hill and becomes another entry of the war-like chronicles of the hill's owners ;)

My hill!

[Jarndyce]

Jay's Hill.

Wait, what's that? A Slovakian Army, marching up the hill? Oh, and Jay is confused. Should he fight? Should he join? Should he embrace? Should he ask Vaclav Havel for help?

In his confused stupor, he's easily toppled.

My hill, again.

[Jay]

Jarndyce has the hill.

I receive the belated intel about the Slovakian army, who came to help me get rid of Jarndyce. They do their thing and

the hill's mine!

[papayahed]

Jay has the hill.

I find one of those tent revival preachers and they rain hellfire and brimstone down, running Jay off the hill. I pay the preacher to leave.

My Hill.

[Jay]

Papaya has the hill.

I spike Papaya's tea with a sedative. When she's sleeping, I prepare a spooky scene around her, having pacted with the devil, he lent me a few noisy and scary ghosts, ready to have some fun. After Papaya awakes from her drugged slumber, she sees the spooks, still being desoriented from being sedated, she flees the hill.

My hill.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Jay has the hill.

The hill sees me returning, and, knowing its own master, it says to Jay, "Get off of me!", in earthquake tones. She runs for the other hills, like the Iron Maiden song suggests.

My hill.

[Pendragon]

Mil has the hill.

The Iron Maiden shrine has GOT to go! Coming out of the Shadow Realm directly before him, I chase him off with slightly singed pants. Then the Dragon Fire purifies the hill, and with it still aglow white hot, I mold it with my talons, remaking it in my image. MY HILL! http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/tiere/animal-smiley-003.gif

[Virgil]

Pen has the Hill.

I bring out the entire wolf pack, surround the dragon, bite at his heels until he can't stand it any longer and runs off.

My HILL!

[rachel]

darling Virgil has the hill.
I think hard, he is very clever, then I walk up the hill tell him of a present he can have(I whisper into his ear) he smiles says adieu and runs whooping down the hill all the way home.
I sit down and laugh until I realilze the trouble I am in when he finds out. But oh well.....

The hill is mine and when I get knocked off I will go to confession

until then,,,,,,,,,THIS HILL IS MINE,,,,,,,,wahooooooooo

[RJbibliophil]

Dear Rachel has the hill

I run up the hill to tell her that Virgil has discovered her trick and is furious and she had better apologize immediately less he do something rash. Rachel practicly flies down the hill to Virgil.

The hill is mine!

[rachel]

yikes...........

Virgil forgives me........sort of, but he stomps away to relax and calm down at a fancy Italian restaurant in another country. I wipe away the sweat and then I depart for faerieland. I return shortly with a pale shimmery basket chock full of wondrous treats.
'Dear Piglet' I call "do come down and see what faerie Kindness has sent to you"
Wowie here I come she squeals and in no time my precious piglet is sitting happily at the bottom of the hill taking gift after gift from the majik basket.
I run up full of joy and I take the hill. whew this is getting exhausting really.,

[Virgil]

darling Virgil has the hill.
I think hard, he is very clever, then I walk up the hill tell him of a present he can have(I whisper into his ear) he smiles says adieu and runs whooping down the hill all the way home.
I sit down and laugh until I realilze the trouble I am in when he finds out. But oh well.....

The hill is mine and when I get knocked off I will go to confession

until then,,,,,,,,,THIS HILL IS MINE,,,,,,,,wahooooooooo
Why do I think I can guess what she had in mind? :nod:

Well, Rachel has the hill.

I call from below to tell her that little baby Hasia is crying and that causes all sorts of motherly pangs in Rachel's heart that she must run and attend the baby.


My hill!

[rachel]

oh that is terrible revenge. I am not even over yesterday, but I concede you are right in your thinking(read the make a wish I repented>.sort of), I deserve this pangs. sniff.

I sit beside Virgil and show him our front row seat tickets for rent......if...........
Virgil sighs and heads back down the hill to that restaurant , for a bottle of Okanagan frozen grape wine and to listen to a bard sing of Virgil's adventures.

I have the hill. I am beginning to have paranoid fears of losing it ala Frodo and the ring.
where is my samwise when I need him, Willow where are you?

[thingamajig]

I give Rachel another bottle of wine and she rolls down..

My hill

[WhimsySA]

I tell thingamajig that our teacher is coming to show her the video & she runs far, far away!!

My Hill!!!

(SUCKER!!!!)

[thingamajig]

Back from the media room I tell Whim that she must either leave MY HILL or lose her wings. She decides that her wings are toooo prcious and she runs away

My hill AGAIN>>>

[WhimsySA]

I tell thingamajig (what can I call you as a shortening thingamajig is too long) that I'm going to get my dark faries to pull her petals out if she dosen't get lost! Bye thingamajig!!

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!

[thingamajig]

Call me thing.. I recover after the shock of her pulling mypetals out and decide to take revenge. I tell her that the hero of Whims is standing at the bottom of the hill and she runs down. Who says bye now???

Thee hill is now mine..

[WhimsySA]

Well it turns out that my hero is standing at the bottom of the hill. He helps me to get the wind to blow a gale! It blows you right off the hill!!

This hill is mine (& my hero's)!!!!!!!!

[AimusSage]

Whimsy has the hill

I cut a few trees with the Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM). I then carve these trees into a giant battering ram, which I have a robotic servant run up the hill. Upon reaching the top, I press the 'DO NOT PRESS EVER!" button on my GMPK by Martian Knives INC! (TM), which causes a totally random black hole to appear on the top of the hill, removing all living beings to be absorbed. The Battering ram was afterall, just a decoy.

My hill, and first thing I do is install the loudest sound system available and play some IRON MAIDEN!

[thingamajig]

Shoo the gale is over. Phewuuuu!
I charge up the hill with all my thing fans and run you over incl. your hero! you are as flat as a pancake and a light breeze blows you away

My hill...

[WhimsySA]

Hey you two are both on the hill & you don't even know it. A meteorite falls from the sky causing a great bang, Amus gets a scare & falls into his black hole! Thing takes her fans & scatters leaving me alone with the hill!!

My Hill!!!!!

[thingamajig]

Whim starts wondering if the moon is really made of cheese and decides to take a trip to go see! As she takes off I sneak up to the hill.

My hill..

[WhimsySA]

So it isn't made of cheese?????????

I come back through the earths atmosphere with a snazzy rocket (I stole it from one of those space guys). The rocket is towing a beautiful star, thing is dumb struck & follows the beautiful light. I eject from the rocket & land on MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

[thingamajig]

Now where has that little pretty light gone??
I wander back and stand at the bottom of the hill. Suddenly all my thing fans come running to me with a plan to get my hill back. (Plan: Get a manly whim to sweep the woman Whim off her feet.) They elope.

I sing the wedding march as I claim my HILLLLL

(Whim: See you tommorow. Bye. Sleep well!)

[WhimsySA]

NOOOOOOOOOO! Don't Leave!!!!!!!!!! I divorce my husband & get my dark faries to carry you away to sleeping beauty's tower so you can, well, sleep!

My Hill!!!!!!

[Jay]

Whoever left the hill unatanded... oh, I see!

Whimsy has the hill.

Being absolutely torn by thingamajig's departure, Whinsy is taken to a counselor... ;)

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill, ha! Think again. :D

I unleash all the fury of a horde of elephants upon her hill top, and the horde manages to scare her of the hill. I did not even have to take out my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife by Martian Knives INC! (TM). Too easy :p

My hill, now with wonderful elephant resort. :)

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

I wonder who's going to clean after Aimus's elephants... ;)
When Aimus is busy cleaning, somebody locked him in the tool shed and claimed the hill

MINE!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Luckily for me, the tools are all by Martian Knives INC (TM), I pick the elephant poo cleaner from the rack, and push it out of the little window, press reverse, and shower Jay in very nasty smelling Elephant poo! The stench is too much and she passes out. I reset the cleaner to standard, and suck up all elephant poo. Since Jay is covered with it, she is sucked up as well, and is now inside the elephant poo cleaner by Martian Knives INC! (TM), imagine the smell.

Anyway, I have the hill! My hill, my precious hill! :p

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

As the elephant poo starts decaying, the bag grows larger and larger and larger and... you get the point ;) and in time, it explodes and there's elephant poo everywhere, which sends Aimus into a cleaning frenzy. He gets so caught up in cleaning he doesn't notice me sitting in his chair, lying in his bed, eating his dinner, walking all around 'his' place, not bothering to wash myself just yet... vengeace is sweet (even though rather smelly :p)

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay the filthy has the hill!

As I start to notice all the poo around me, I decide it's time for more drastic measures, I revert back into a more barbaric form of me, Paint on some war paint, carve a spear with the now well known Miniature Giant Pocket Knife and throw it at Jay! The spear hits her in the leg, and she looses her balance, falling over the edge and down the hill. :p

My Hill, now with cave paintings! :D

[Jay]

Aimus the Barbarian has the hill.

Tending to my wounded leg, I manage to stop the bleeding (at least until I can get back up and bleed all over the place just to annoy Aimus!). One good thing: I now have Aimus's MGPM (TM)! After crawling all the way up the side of the hill, I leave a bloody trail wherever I hobble (ie trying hard to hobble pretty much everywhere). Aimus gets so angry he explodes from anger and finishes decorating the hill in messy goriness... say hello to the horn-less poor thing down there!

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay the bloody has the hill.

Although the place is now a bloody mess, I take solace in the cave paintings, I'm quite proud of them, although technically they are hill paintings. Anyway, the now newly horned guy( They are fake :)) was giving a presenentation on revenge, and I found it quite refreshing he mentioned me! But all this is beside the point, as I am dead, and need to find the exit. That guy likes to rearrange the place constantly, on my way out, I come across a nice torture device, which I take with me, you never know when it'll come in handy. Upon exiting near the hill, I smash the torture device to pieces, and take one of the many sharp pins that were inside with me to the top of the hill. I find Jay, still bleeding, and proceed to stab her with my pin, causing the last of her blood to exit her body. The place looks clean enough for the barbaric me, and I continue my cave paintings! :D

My Hill, gory and all! :p

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

My ghost haunts Aimus for numerous nights and days and drives him totaly over the edge, both figuratively and literaly speaking :p

My hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the Ghost has the hill.

As I really want to finish the cave painting, I manage to use something called a cell phone to call a ghost buster. The ghostbuster comes to the hill, and I use my spear to stab him. I take his gear, and take out Jay myself, sending her back down that long stairwell, to a place all to familiar for her. :p

My hill, and the paintings are complete :D

[Jay]

Aimus the Artistic Barbarian has the hill.

Now that my ghost found its peace, I'm free to reincarnate... which I do btw, real quickly :p
With all that mess around, it's a paradise for insect of all kinds. Worst of all being the blood-thirsty mosquito(e?)s, who cover Aimus from head to toe and bite him mercilessly. He tries to save himself by voluntarily jumping off the hill to end his suffering...

My hill! :cool:

[AimusSage]

Jay the reincarnated has the hill

Having to appear in the same hot, damp and dull place again and again is starting to bore me, and I give the guy with the fake horns some redecorating tips, and promise to send over a construction crew to help out. Back to business, I am now back out in the world, call up a construction crew to be at the hill, and also call the exterminators to be there. I then proceed to the hill myself, to find that the exterminators have exterminated all the nasty vermin, including Jay. :p
The construction workers unfortunately met an untimely demise at the hand of the nasty insects.

My Hill, insect free, and also (somewhat) mess free. :D

[Jay]

Aimus the (somewhat) mess free has the hill.

After chatting with the boss in the vermin heaven, I ask the boss to send me down again as my mission to rid the world of Aimus the Oppressor has not finished yet. So I am sent back on my hole-y mission :p to rid the world or Aimus. Having been presented with a trident, I blast Aimus off MY hill.

I have reclaimed the hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay the hole-y vermin has the hill!

Back in hell, I tell mr. Devil I really like what he did with the place, I especially appreciate the airconditioning. He thanks me, and I tell him that someone got send to the vermin heaven by accident. He looks it up in his computer and sees the error, a new clerk misspelled Jay as Jane, and the mix up meant that poor Jane the lady bug got send to hell instead of Jay. He quickly rectifies the situation, and calls Jay back to hell. On my way out I thank her for taking good care of MY HILL! :p

I sit on top of the hill with the sun on my face, and the smell of elephant poo filtered by the gas mask!

[Jay]

Aimus the masked has the hill.

Arriving at the vermin hell (totally by accident), I ask what's wrong - with being sent to hell and all that. I'm explained that a certain slimey Aimus forged the documents. Jane the ladybug WAS supposed to go to vermin hell and Jay to vermin heaven. Updating the computer database, Jay's sent back to vermin heaven, and from tehre sent back to earth again, making her feel like a ping-pong ball, boing, boing, boing... ahem, anyway, once down here again, I start planning a way to make Aimus RIP asap. HA!
Long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, a supernova exploded. Now the huge energy wave, supercharged by ultraviolet rays, reached Earth and made Aimus somewhat crispy around the edges, sending him to help the (fake)horned one with further decorations.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Little Miss Vermin has the hill :p

The horned one got some new horns, and said the plastic surgeon did a great job, he had some pretty good ones in hell you see. I didn't want to hurt his feeling, but the horns actually look like body parts that I will not name here, but they sure aren't horns. Anyway, I get to exit with special powers if I help him hang a picture of Eddie on the wall, which I gladly do. Back on earth, I test out my new special power, and find it is actually the power to perform plastic surgery! With this new power, I proceed to the hill, only to find it occupied by Jay. I point at her, and perform remote plastic surgery on her. I gave her the same horns I mentioned earlier! Ashamed as she is, she runs away and hides somewhere under a tree in the forest. :D

My Hill, Beautiful as always. :)

[Jay]

Aimus the plastic surgeon has the hill.

What the funny-horned one didn't tell you was that your super powers had only temporary lasting. Once my horns fell off, I exit the forest, being followed by very hungry bears. Bye for a few! :p

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Little Miss Vermin has the hill :D

The bears might be feroucious beast, but I'll remember to bring some monkeys with me on my way back, first I have to explain to the silly horned fella that he can't wear sneakers to work, because he has hoofs instead of feet. Of course I make some arrangement for placement of a certain someone at a certain place.

Anyway, back on earth, I unleash the monkeys, and the bears run of to eat them. I may have no special powers this time, but a bug squatter the size of a front door is sure to take care of poor Little Miss Vermin on the hill. Have fun in vermin hell! :p

My precious little hill, all mine!

[Jay]

Aimus who is about to lose the hill to Little Miss Vermin has the hill.

Being squashed to tiny gory bits, yet again, I appear in vermin hell, yet again. I go through the logs, find out the program was tampered with, yet again, and install an Aimus-proof anti Aimus program so I won't end up in vermin hell in the future again, thus reserving myself a comfy place in vermin heaven. The boss of the vermin heaven is getting imparient with unhole-y Aimus and sends me back down with some reinforcement - a dozen genetically altered moqsuitos the size of a car. We touch down (well, I do) and the moqsuitos stab Aimus with their proboscises (or whatever are those called) and suck Aimus dry.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

That devious Little Miss Vermin has the hill again

Feeling a bit empty, low on fluids, I decide I need a blood donor. Fortunately I find a willing donor in the horned fella that rules hell, and I soon feel fully recharged. Time to set up the good old hell scenario. So it's Aimus proof eh? Never thought of the chicken hell now did you? I'll just have you sent there.

Proceeding with more important matters, the hill is still in enemy hands, and it's time to take some preventive measures for further events. I order an electric grid that prevents any and all vermin to enter the hill, to be installed later. Arriving at the hill, I take out the good old artillery, and lay down some serious supressive fire onto Jay. She gets hit by shrapnell, and dies of the wounds.

My hill, now with anti vermin defenses. :D

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill... taken by Little Miss Vermin yet again, ladies and gents! :p

Having arrived to a chicken hell, I talk the chicken hell boss into sending me to vermin heaven. Once in vermin hell, I have to say goodbye to all my acquitances as I'm headed for the genetics laboratory (actually, it's Nirti's lab :p) to have my DNA changed from vermin DNA to ... hmmm, what am I going to be next? Something cute and cuddly... gargoyle (http://www.stanleymorrison.com/img/gargoyle%20sentinel.jpg) seems to be JUST my choice! With beautiful sparkly blue eyes either!
Transformed into a cute and cuddly, warm and fuzzy gargoyle, I find myself starving. Being sent down yet again, I fly over MY hill and look for Aimus. Upon spotting him, I devour him in a matter of minutes. *burps* Sorry, had to have eaten something rotten ;)

I the gargoyle have the hill!

[AimusSage]

Little Miss Vermin AKA Gargoyle has the hill, for now... :)

Once I'm devoured, I come back to hell, and decide that the whole registration system is in need of an overhaul, I call bill gates, and tell him to install some proper operating system. Good thing the PCs in hell don't have the Ctrl,Alt and Del key. :D Having taken care of the continous falsification of Jay's papers, I can now be sure she won't travel across the hells and heavens as easily anymore.
Back on earth, Little Miss Vermin is in for a surprise. Nirti played a trick on her, and with the light of day she turns to stone, permenantly! :p

I have the hill, and got cute, cuddly warm and fuzzy looking gargoyle statue for free!

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

What the funny-horned one didn't tell you (in case you didn't know :eek: ), you can't take Bill seriously. Horned one wasn't bothered getting the newest SP93875735 and his operation system crashed (what a surprise :p)
He is now totaly annoyed with you for sabotaging his computers! He irreversibly turns me into my gargoyle self as an act of revenge :cool:
Angry for having to have the pigeons **** at me for days, I tear Aimus to tiny little bits and feed them to the fishes.

MY hill! :p

[AimusSage]

That cuddly gargoyle has the hill again.

I slap the horned one around for being such a fool! I tell him to do everything by hand from now on, and handle this particular case personally. He gladly puts me back on earth, where I take the no nonsense approach, and shoot that cuddly gargoyle out of the air with a flak cannon. Bits and pieces are everywhere, and the hills is in the biggest mess it has been for a while, but it's mine! :nod:

MY HILL! Cavepainting still intact :cool:

[Jay]

Cavepainter has the hill messy again.

Not even bothering finding out in what hole I ended up this time, I just cause so much trouble they kick me out of there, and what sefer place to put me than back on earth? They were smart, they only needed a week to figure that one out.
I do a rain dance, call forth HUGE torrent of water, cause another flood, drowning Aimus like a rat. While the water is subsiding, I enjoy cruising the sky.

My hill and everything around!

[AimusSage]

The persistant gargoyle has my hill again.

Feeling a bit flushed out, I decide to not even bother pretending to be nice to the horned fella, and kick him out for making such a mess of things. I find the controls for hell, and find the 'special' button. I press it, but it did not have the desired effect. Turns out the guy has a thing for bellydancers with a goatee. :eek2:
A cunning plan forms in my mind, and I use the teleporter to transport the gargayle to the same room as the belly dancers are in. I wave to her, before going back down to my hill, now clean due to the proper flood that occured.

My hill!

[Jay]

Aimus the flushed (out :p) has the hill.

Wondering what a gargoyle is going to do with bellydancers, they soon tire of my presence and send me to their boss, ie the horned one. The poor guy is a wreck. No horns (they fell off from embarrassement), no computers, no bellydancers (they were not impressed), an irritable Aimus at his doors all the time, the last thing he needs is a moody gargoyle. He keeps the door open and goes play chess with the other boss.
Soaring among the living again (it's getting old, isn't it? :p), I collect a niiiice huge stone and drop it on top of Aimus the pancake.

My hill! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the bothersome gargoyle has the hill.

No time to waste, I run past hell, out the exit. The horned one never even knew I was there! I proceed to jump out from the sky, smashing Jay into the ground with such tremendous speed she exits on the other side, cooked and ready to be eaten, by belly dancers! They always wanted to know what gargoyles taste like :p

My Hill!

[Jay]

Aimus the soon-to-be-asleep has the hill.

After being eaten by the bellydancers, I just walk out of hell as if I were a daily visitor there (wonder why ;)) and belch fire at Aimus, so he know how does it feel being cooked alive. But OH, I forgot, he already knew that, having been roasted in the past :p

MY HILL! :D

[rachel]

If you two get any more lovey dovie I think I shall be sick.
Jay, the used to be gentle train rider has the hill. I am actually too scared to do much for a while. I hide at the bottom under a bush and listen to her ranting and raving and making less than human noises, cursing King Aim in the most bizarre tones.
I call for faerie back up and they invisibly go up the hill, sprinkle the usual dust on her dear head. Then they put her in a body bag(very clean , smells like flowers,) and lifting her sleeping form they fly her to Acupulco , where a member of the local band, tall dark and handsome falls in love with her, wins her heart and they settle in Tijuana and have twelve darling kiddies.
The hill is mine(oh right) ours, ours, ours. Faerie party, wahooooooooooo.

[Pensive]

rachel's favourite fairy friend, Celissa gets angry at her for not handing her the hill so rachel goes to Neverland to convince her that thje hill is both her's and rachel's and in the same time, Pensive leaves Neverland to fetch HER VERY OWN HILL!

Pensive's Hill!

[AimusSage]

Pensive has the hill

I am pleased to see the reign of Jay the gargoyle was short lived. Pensive now has the hill, which is mine by right, so I take it back. She is now in a little cage, to small for her wings to flap around in.

My Hill, as it should be.

[Pensive]

Aimus has the hill.

I put the banana which I am eating at the moment in the way of Aimus and he slips down and I easily take hold of my hill!

MY VERY OWN HILL!

[AimusSage]

Pensive has the hill

The banana peel might have stopt me, but only briefly, as I stand up and turn on the turbo fans, blowing pensive far away from the hill.

I have the hill, which is mine and mine alone!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Aimus has the hill.

I uncage ferocious Pensive on him, and she drives him to the Nether Worlds.

My hill!

[Nightshade]

Mil has the hill.
or rathet the hill has mil in its thrall. I explain that the hill is a 25/8 responsibility that folloes you EVERYWhere and mil glady accept s my offer to relive him of it

MY HILL!

[shinigami]

Mililalil has the hill.

I kill eveeryone in sight with an Avada Kedavra.

My corpse-laden Hill. [Mine I tell you!!! *witch laughter*]

[Mililalil XXIV]

The hill is in the wardenship of Shinigami, the Shining Maid.

Kathy awakens me as I trained her to do every time I've entered the sleep. Shinigami isn't familiar with my constant reappearances alive after entering the sleep each night, and she shrieks in hooror as Kathy runs after her to make sure she isn't overly alarmed.
For the king has just taken his hill...alive!

[rachel]

Mil has the hill.

I show Mil a book in which is written something he has longed to see written, but I show him only the first sentence. The rest of the message is written in ancient Sanskrit and although he knows how to read it it will still take time to decipher. I pretend to trip and whoosh the book goes flying down the hill and Mil behind it who is singing " I'm a lucky fellow, I 'm a lucky boy".

[AimusSage]

Rachel has the hill

She's had it long enough. I take the elevator up the hill and take over the reign. Rachel can watch as I rule my hill with an iron fist.

My hill.

[Nightshade]

I knock on the door and offer a fantastic new TV that shows 21 football martches at once. He of course gets to test it at once FOR FREE. unfortunatl a side affect of all this excimenmt is his head explodes and he seperates into lots of mini-aimuses. NOw th hill is MNE and I take down the iron madien shrineand put on John Denver instead.

[AimusSage]

Night has the hill

I gather all the mini-aimuses around and declare war on Night, who had the audacity to take down an IRON MAIDEN! shrine. The army is ready to march on the hill, but not before being armed by Giant Miniature Pocket Knifes (TM). The aimuses march up the hill, and masacre Night.

My hill, IRON MAIDEN! shrine restored, the John Denver one can stay too.

[Nightshade]

I blend into the earth but the lovly music menas I need to sing. A singing night hill not good and earquake occurs throwing aimus off and my ghost has the hill!

[AimusSage]

Night's ghost has the hill

As a semi-professional ghostbuster, I know what to do in these situations. I take out some garlic, and Night should run screaming.
No effect! The old fashion way then, ghost buster style! Ectoplasm be gone! Miraculously the ghost disapears.

My hill! :D

[rachel]

King Aim has the hill and I am tired.
I drag up a new twenty foot high sculpture of the entire Iron Maiden gang and if you notice each member has signed and so we have original autographs(sigh,)
I bow low before the King and ask 'please may I stay a while and just be a puppet ruler of the hill?' Aim has compassion on me and I fall asleep under the sculpture while he smokes and thinks of ways to deal with Miss Nightshade and the ever ominous Jay.
the hill is mine!...........sort of .........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[AimusSage]

Rachel and I have the hill

I realize what I just did, I don't smoke, oh no! I run of in terror of the blasted smoke screen I created!

Rachel now has sole possesion of the hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Rachel has the hill

I conquer the hill while Rachel sleeps and allow her to stay.

Rachel and I have the hill

[AimusSage]

Piglet and Rachel have the hill

After brushing my teeth and washing my mouth several times to remove the stain of smoking from my mouth, I go back to the hill. Rachel is sleeping harmlessly, but the piglet has to go, I take my Giant Miniature Pocket Knife (TM) and treathen to turn her into pork chops. She runs of in terror.
Rachel is sleeping on the floor, that will not do. The floor is for walking, not sleeping, I lift her up and carry her to the bed, where she can sleep good and proper if she wants. I then proceed to activate all defenses on the hill, making it an unpenetrable fortress.

My hill, and everybody knows the centre of the universe is Aimus' hill! :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Aimus has the hill.

So I take it and it's mine. That simple.

[rachel]

Mil has the hill. I wake up and see his face and thinking it is Scher, I get scared that I have hijacked yet another thread and start screaming. I panic and follow Mil down the hill and up comes King Aim and I tell him all the cows on Mars are under the wrong impression he smokes and have bought him a ton of grass made into cigarettes for his upcoming birthday. The hill is empty. I have failed.

[shinigami]

okay...

rachel has the hill

Still brooding over her failure I send in a troop of imps to make the hill flat - making it a plain. Then, through frustation, rachel leaves her [still] corpse ridden hill in pursuit to finding the valley of love... I, conviniently, come aid to the plain[hill] and restore it to it's former glory by planting!!! and of course piling up the dead bodies of those that have died from the imps nasty little antics... Years past and...

I, Shinigami, Goddess of Death and Destruction, own the hell-hill. And anybody who takes MY hill from me better be a sex-God... Ishtar sounds nice today... [Ishtar...mmmm...*drools like Homer Simpson*]

[Pendragon]

Shinigami, Goddess of Death and Destruction has the hill.

The Dragons know a bit about Death and Destruction themselfs. I call up an old friend, The Ghost of the Dasterdly. Didn't think lady Shinigami really wanted a deadman. And Mr. Arrow is the friendly type at that! She leaves so fast there's an actual hole in the air! The John Denver shrine can stay, I'll errect an Eagles shrine beside it. But the Iron Maiden stuff gets the hottest dragon flame. Mr. Arrow is back off to his ship. MY HILL!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Pen has the hill.

I steal him for a decoy to escape the holding place beyond the grave marked "The Mililalils", and I place his butler in his place to hold the fort until I get out of deaths-ville. I finally get there and spell the steward off.

My hill!!!

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[beer good]

Mililalil has the hill.

Disgusted by the carnage that has gone before, I simply ask him real nice to give me the hill. When he sees the 12-megaton H-bomb I'm carrying on my back, he agrees.

MY HILL!

[rachel]

Yay Beergood. I am very aware of his bomb(you must have a larger back then I remember) so again I resort to my pan pipes and from the bottom of the hill I play a melody from ages upon ages ago and visions of beautiful little blonde girls, such as Beer loves and huge chilled bottles of choice liquor keep floating up to Beer, totally enchanting him. He falls asleep with a silly grin upon his lovely face and I then gingerly deactivate the bomb and after praying over all the dead disemmbled bodies and making a mental note to have 'speaks' with baby Shin I gently drag Beer on to the magic sled I have just majikked up and wheeeeeeeee! away he goes down the hill, hitting nothing and giving Beer even more joy in his happy stupor.
I have the hill.Funny it seems rather lonely up here.

[AimusSage]

Rachel has the hill.

I call in the extreme hill makeover team, and they remove each and every foul looking thing on the hill, erect a new double sized Iron Maiden shrine next to the much smaller John Denver and Eagles shrines. I surround the shrine with an impenetrable forcefield.
Rachel you can stay on the hill if you like. Just so you know, the centre of the universe is Aimus' Hill!!!!!

MY HILL!

[Nightshade]

Aimus has the hill
someone (:brow: ) told the building commition about the Iron madien shrine which is in violation of oh about 20 odd laws so it is confiuscated but aimus wont let go so he is draggedoff the hill with it leaving the hill free for me to claim.

Oh choices choices what music shall I play??

[AimusSage]

Night has the centre of the universe!

As everyone knows, the centre of the universe is Aimus' Hill. My Hill, after bribing all the right people, they kindly put the maiden shrine back to where it belongs, Right on top of Night, who gets pulverized under the weight of such a grand band.

My Hill, the centre of the universe and all that. :D

[Nightshade]

But I haunt the hill and long after He aimus is gone my voice is still heard taklking and talking and talking till they rename it ( no matter who acctuually owns it)

NIGHTS HILL!!!
so I may not have the hill technically but the hill is me .... err whats left of me :lol:

[AimusSage]

Night has renamed the hill.

The plaque still says that the centre of the universe is Aimus' hill, and the plaque is on this hill. Officially then it is still Aimus' hill, and I think I'll spread some flyers to make the people aware of this.

My hill, once more the centre of the universe. :D

[Nightshade]

Ahh but officially and really are 12 very differant things
Officially its Aimuss hill yes in reality and more importantly in the minds of those who KNOW better its mine .

[AimusSage]

Night doesn't have the hill

Those that are supossed to know better are all in the mad house trying to drink tea while holding their cups upside down.

It's still the centre of the universe, and it is still MY HILL!

[Nightshade]

Awww wont you share???
*doing the jay thing** pleeeeeeeeeeeeese
HEy wait its my HILL!!!!
I am the centre of the universe thus I live in /on me there fore MY hill!

[AimusSage]

Night is having delusions again.

The hill is not yours, you are not the centre of the universe, everybody knows the centre of the universe is Aimus' hill, and you are not my hill! Or are you, what is this I'm standing on anyway? :p

MY HILL!

[Nightshade]

Ahh yes well you see that is a reflection that you are standing on ..nothingness so now you know you can fall into that little black hole there and let the centre of the universe (ME) get back to her slow move through time.

MY hill/castle at the centre of the universe.

[AimusSage]

Night has the hill

However the gravitational pull of the black hole causes the centre of the universe to shift toward me. the hill is back in my control, on the other side of the event horizon. :D

My hill, which now strangely resembles Night. :p

[rachel]

whew, thank goodness the maiden shrine is back in place, that took so much work to get it. I am very sorry about our pulverized friend but oh well she has a beautiful soul, she will reemerge stronger than ever I think.
I bow to Kind Aimus and shout down "our hill, our hill" just before something comes flying up and knocks me out.
We still have the hill

[Pendragon]

Rachel and Aimus are in possession of the Hill, which my Dragon-sight says looks a whole lot like Night! (Sorry about knocking you down, Rachel, the sheer shock of a Night-shaped hill threw off my landing!)

Well, I'm weary of strong-arm tactics. (I keep getting tricked anyway). I use my Dragon Fire to increase the size of the hill. Aimus is surprised that I only want a small portion. I kick back in The Eagles shrine, and crank up the music, after bringing Rachel back around and being sure she's OK. I don't really care whom the hill belongs to. The Eagles Shrine is good enough for me. Now let me put on "Hotel California" and get in my special built recliner with a six-pack of kerosene. (What else would a Dragon drink? Pass me my Anthracite munchies. Thank you.)

[rachel]

Now see here dear Pendragon that I love. This unfortunately cannot be tolerated.
I pick up my dear King Aim, tell you ten publishers have left you acceptance letters and they are waiting at home and Martha has organized a party. Then I whistle and my army helicopter comes and picks you AND your Eagles shrine up and away you go.
I am weary. I leave King Aim a splendid supper and help him re erect our Maiden Shrine. then I tiredly go home to baby Hasia, but not before giving Aim an envelope with a special letter in it just for him from......................................I was to give it to him the day before but forgot.......forgive me..

KIng Aim has the hill...................I mean it! :D

[RobinHood3000]

Aimus has the hill!

Robin swoops in.

"What in heavens' name went on here while I was gone???"

Robin sees the Eagles Shrine fly away.

"Ohh, no, you don't!!"

Robin calls in air reinforcements: an Arwing and a Jedi Starfighter. The army folks are now prisoners of Starfox and the Jedi Knights.


The Eagles' Hill!!!

[RJbibliophil]

The eagles have the hill

The piglets run in and scare them all away.

My Hill!

[Nightshade]

HEy stop camping on me!!
The hill and centere of the universe needs to breathe IN so up goes the mountain , you breathe out the moutain goes down Breathe n high on a mountain top breath out low in the town
after all that the eagles shrne AND the iropn madien shrines are destroyed and the Night-Hill decrees thjat she will be self goverend!
I am the hill!!!

( anyone who recognises where "up goes the mountain" comes from is welcome to visit)

[AimusSage]

The hill is all alone as Night

Time to take back control of the centre of the Universe, it is afteral still Aimus' Hill, even if it looks like Night. A squadron of Tie Defenders stolen from the imperial remnant forces quickly takes care of the puny rebel fighters that Robin sent, and proceed to bombard Night the hill. Soon the hill stops breathing, and I move in with my shuttle, land on top of the hill, which is once again mine!

MY HILL! Iron maiden shrine restored to its former glory.

[RobinHood3000]

Aimus has the hill!!

Aimus knows not the difference between Rebel fighters and Jedi starfighters (not to mention that Fleet Starfox are the best mercenary pilots money can buy). With the Force on their side, the Jedi quickly dispatch the remnant clone pilots.

Eagles Shrine built beside the Iron Maiden shrine, playing at different frequencies so those who wish to hear Eagles can wear special headphones to hear it, and likewise for the Iron Maiden fans.

Eagles/Iron Maiden hill!!!

[AimusSage]

Finally someone who understands, Music unites people. :D

But the Tie Defenders where not piloted by the clones, they were stolen, and piloted by my own elite martians, and you technically haven't destroyed them, they just cloaked, I've send them off though, no more need.

Eagles/Iron Maiden hill!

[Jay]

Eagles/Iron Maiden hill.

Someone remembers they have a certain playlist on their harddrive and as the music blasts in the 3D dolby digital surround sound speakers (think HUGE :p), the hill turns into a

KANSAS hill! :cool:

[kathycf]

Jay thought she had the hill
I turned off Jay's Kansas music and break the speakers over my knee
My flippin' hill...

[AimusSage]

Kathy has the hill

However, what she didn't know is that you can't take the hill by turning off the music, and breaking the speakers. I find it my duty to restore the hill to what it is in my vision. I enter the huge Iron Maiden shrine, turn on the soundsystem, and soon songs like 'Blood Brothers', 'Run To The Hills' And 'Paschendale' are heard for miles around, blasting away the silence that previously haunted the hill. The music overpowers Kathy's senses and she tumbles down the hill like a doll falling out of a dollhouse.

And once more everybody knows, the centre of the universe is Aimus' Hill!

MY HILL!

[imthefoolonthehill]

AimusSage has the hill.

This game was obviously made for me. In reverence, AimusSage bows to the almight foolonthehill and concedes the hill.

Foolonthehill has his hill.

[AimusSage]

Foolonthehill has the hill

Every king of the hill needs a fool for comic relief. I let him stay as long as he entertains me. Better start cracking jokes jester! :p

My hill, the centre of the universe!

[shinigami]

Aimus has the hill...

I watch "Gundam Wing", caught in a trance beside Aimus' hill... Millions of years past as I simply watch the best damn anime of the universe..[Duo Maxwell, Shinigami, pilot of Deathscythe Hell*drools* and me have um.. similar backgrounds and personalities....] I finish the anime, come out for some sun and notice that Aimus, and everybody else is dead... So... I own the UNIVERSE!!! and more importantly.. the Hill...

Shini- has the hill...

[Bluebiird]

Shinigami has the hill.
I am flying from another dimension, looking for a nesting spot. I see the hill and shinigami. I decide that the hill will be a good place to lay my eggs. I swoop down and breathe fire all over shinigami. She runs off of the hill screaming in pain. I claim the hill as mine. I curl up on my pile of gold (I brought it with me because it's nice to sleep on) And sleep.
This hill is mine

[rachel]

okay dear Smaug, I will have to consult Bilbo on this.
I sing you a song of the misty beginning of time and you get so enthralled you forget who you are, so I tell you you are an Eagles fan AND a Maiden fan.YOu get the idea of a rock concert so a truce is held temporarily and for three golden days rock band after rock band trudge up the hill with their own generators and ............we all rock on.
sigh,perfect. but oh the hill is a mess, half the kids tell you they don't believe in you and in a huff you take you babes and fly away to another hill and Aim and I are left to clean up............again.
The hill is ours, ours, and the Maiden glows on thru the thick black night.

[Bluebiird]

You can keep the hill, it's no place for my little ones in that mess.
rachel still has the hill

[kathycf]

Rachel (still) has the hill
I lure her down with promises of a good book and calorie free snacks.
I sneak up the hill while she decides what to read and snack on.
Victory is mine!
Kathy's Hill...

[rachel]

Kathy's gentleness makes me pause to consider. Then I call up to her"darling, it is almost time for the buffet to start and if you get there one hour early you get a second certificate for one half off". At the speed of light she passes me and there is silence. Bluebird is right, this is no place for children. I clean and put in order, I bury and pray, I invite the elves and faeries to bless the hill. All is silent and only my breathing marks the presence of any living thing.
I look up and behold a single star. I talk to her her all that is in my heart and she answers with her thoughts and I find I don't feel alone this night.
I am .......with the beautiful star,,,,,,,co ruler of this hill.

[papayahed]

Rachel's Hill

I sneak up the hill and as Rachel is looking up her star I trip her and she goes tumbling down the hill.

My Hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

I throw papayas past papaya from behind, and she goes running off to retreive them for her hoard.

My Hill

[rachel]

i bring baby piglet a new Pooh book and a box of magic wishes.She snuggles up on her rug and plays and falls asleep happy.
She didn't notice I just stayed.
The hill is piglets' and mine

[amanda_isabel]

i just woke baby piglet up and let her see me throwing her book a good distance. she cries and crawls after it. rachel, noticing baby piglet is gone, looks for her.

the hill is mine!!!!!!!!!

[AimusSage]

Amanda has the hill

Time for drastic measures, I slip into the Maiden shrine and power up the sound syste to play 'Hallowed Be Thy Name', the soundwaves eminating from the shrine causes everyone to be blasted into oblivion.

My hill!

[imthefoolonthehill]

AimusSage has the hill.

My mustard seed worth of faith moves the hill under me.

Fool's hill.

[kathycf]

Fool has the hill
I build a trap made from plastic spoons and put it in a strategic location. Fool falls into said trap. HA HA
the hill belongs to me!