King of the hill

[Pendragon]

The Dragon burns away the "Under New Management" sign, grabs his granite armchair and a six-pack of kerosene, and watches "Criminal Minds" on his giant flatscreen.

The Dragon's Hill! Abandon hope, all ye who enter here!

[kingoflombards]

Pendragon's Hill.....

Deep under the Hill rusted cogs and gears shift into place unnoticed by the triumphant Dragon. An ancient machine shifts into place and a steel fortress rises from the ground, pushing all who sat on it to the ground far below.


Galzraa's Hill

[Pendragon]

Annoyed at being pushed down, dragonfire melts the steel fortress into a pile of formless ashes. The Dragon's hill!

[MatthewFarlow]

The Dragon's Hill, eh?

Well then, I hurl a nice, big, raw, juicy steak as far as I can away from the hill. Dragon's cannot resist the delicious slab of meat by instinct and quickly flies the thousands of miles I've thrown it (I've been hitting the gym lately). Knowing that the Dragon will be back, I quickly ascend the hill with a wheel barrel full of fire-retardant materials and build an igloo out of gypsum.

Fort Farlow has been established on top of the hill!

[kingoflombards]

Farlow's Hill......

Standing at the bottom of the Hill, still smoking a bit from his close encounter with the Dragon, is Galzraa. Staring at the climb he has to make back up to the top, he extinguishes what smoldering clothes he has left and starts climbing the Hill. At the top of the Hill, he steals into the igloo and opens a can of ninja mad skills on Farlow.


Galzraa's Hill

(PS: The Hill has motion sensing turrets now)

[Pendragon]

Galzraa's Hill...

Ah, how little these mortals know of true dragon power! Flying high enough to not set of the motion detectors, the dragon uses his hottest flame to burn off all improvements to the hill left by courageous intruders. Munching on a extra large bag of anthracite washed down by gallons of pure petrol ( always gives the dragon a slight buzz) he restokes his fire and prepares to repel all boarders.

Dragon's hill!

[MatthewFarlow]

Dragon's Hill:

Obviously, we have miscalculated something. I quickly page through the phone book and call a Dragonslaying Knight in shining armor, because, afterall, he is an expert. He arrives. Alright Dragon, make your move. (Or back-up is welcome too).

Still the Dragon's Hill...

[m2vihand]

Dragon had the hill.

I take away the hill to a new place while he's sleeping and i make confusing paths in it and a lovely little swamp too.

Now it's my Hill.

[Pendragon]

m2vihand's hill

Waking up on now flat ground, the Dragon drums his claws and begins to formulate a new plan. He decides that m2vihand must have had magical help, perhaps from Matthew's Dragonslayer, perhaps from that Jinn the Dragon pissed off a while back. For now it's m2vihand's hill, although the Dragon's keen senses have caught the scent enough to track the hill down when his head quits hurting after all the petrol he drank last night...

[MatthewFarlow]

I hop on the dragon's head and hold on tight.

[Pendragon]

The Dragon gives The Sultan the ride of his life while searching for the lost hill. Still being half drunk on petrol, it's quite a ride. Still m2vihand's hill, as the Dragon is currently too hung over to find it.

[kingoflombards]

m2vihand's Hill.


Galzraa comes out of the past and kicks m2vihand off of HIS Hill.


The Great and Powerful Galzraa's Hill!

[shinigami10]

Galzraa's Hill

He is gone, back, then gone again... back again and gone again.

I take the vacant hill.

[Pendragon]

The returning of shinigam has been a long time coming. The Dragon is tempted to take the hill, but contents himself by watching through the dimensional window, waiting...