King of the hill

[beer good]

Kathy has the hill.

I get a bowl of hillfood, put it down next to me and go "Heeeeere, hilly hilly hilly!" The hill shrugs off Kathy and runs over to me, tail a-waggin'. While it eats its food, I climb on top.

My hill!

[fitzgolden]

beer good has the hill momentarily

but after the hill finishes eating its food, it gives a long loud burrrrp - beer is dislodged from his perch on top of the hill, and hops downwards, disappearing into a pool of froth at the bottom ... fitzgolden flies up on her golden wings and takes his place

the hill is fitzgolden's

[rachel]

oooh a whole hill with a personality. How Tuatha de danaan

Hullo Fitz
I walk up to darling Beer with my trusty camera that was used by Linda at one time at some of the rock concerts, tell him I am taking fifty pictures of him for Rollingstone(coolest Beer on earth), he starts posing I forget to tell him I am using a flash the size of pittsburgh and whoooooosh, he yells' aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeand tumbles down the hill.(so sorry Beer I'll make it up to you)
I polish up the shrine and call for Aimus hoping he is not dining out again.
The hill is mine,,though I feel guilty about poor Beer.

[Jay]

Hello Fitzgolden :)

Rachel has the hill.

A group of aliens land on top of the hill and take Rachel with them, leaving the hill free for grabs.

Of course, I sacrifice myself and claim the hill!

[rachel]

hey hey it's Jay, she thinks she's on the hill to stay!!!
I make friends with the aliens and one of t hem tells me about a crush he has on gorgeous Jay.I whisper to him and then.........
The spacecraft hovers over Jay, he rushes out and enfolds her in his four.three arms and she is powerless to resist.
I get out, they all wave at me promising to attend my party in the fall.
The star and I resume our quiet fellowship while the rest of the world wags on.
Bright Countenance(that is what her name is) and I have the hill..............ssssssshhh
I can hear the crickets rejoicing over our victory.

[Jay]

Oh no Rachel has the hill
Can Jay get it back at will
All the world stood still
As Jay fed Rachel some pill
Who then developed some gill
And wished she had never had the hill!
Jay sat and enjoyed her kill
It is hers and hers only hill!

[Pendragon]

Rachel is back on the hill. I am sworn not to harm her, and a Dragon, my dearest friend does indeed, remember who his friends are! A time bubble is no harm, however, and she will remain forever beautiful and happy. She doesn't even know I have passed her. (My plan anyway. Jay got there first.)

Jay has the hill. Her dragon pet has long been a student of mine. Sorry Jay, but you knew she was a Dragon when you picked her up on that desert isle.
BETRAYED YE ARE!

Faugh! The smell of another dragon has been spread here! I thought-wave Robin on the Jedi-link. "Taking It Easy!" in the Eagles Shrine. Note to Kathy: Kansas is fine with me. "Dust In the Wind" Yeah! Eagles hill, gaurded by Jedi Robin's forces. If get past them you can, deal with me you must! (Something ghostly about this hill. Hummm. I might have to consult Mr. Arrow, Ghost of the Dasterdly.) Our Hill!

[imthefoolonthehill]

Their hill

Little do they know that day after day, alone on a hill, a man with a foolish grin is keeping perfectly still, but nobody wants to know him, they can see that he's just a fool, and he never gives an answer... but the fool on the hill sees the sun going down, and they see it too, while they are watching the sun go down, the man of a thousand voices talking perfectly loud, steals the hill out from under them in a houdini style cloud of smoke.

Fool's hill

[kathycf]

Fool's hill
I put on a scary mask and he runs away in terror
My hill

*edit*
Pendragon wrote:

Kathy: Kansas is fine with me. "Dust In the Wind" Yeah! Eagles hill,
Kansas is fine, and the Eagles are even finer. :nod: :thumbs_up

[Pendragon]

Kathy's Hill?

Not quite, mademoiselle. Be welcome here, though. Learn about Dragons. Dragons see not just in this place and this time, but with Dragon-sight that sees the grass grow, a ripple in the surface of time. Yon Fool but lived in another delusion, the hill remained ours! Robin, have a padawan bring me a flagon of kerosene, please! Nice, young one. The force, you feel. Have a fire-opal for when you make your lightsaber. Now, about that Kansas shrine, Kathy, sweet maid. Where would you like it to go?

[Jay]

Pen has the hill :)

My dragon retuns to my side and her being huge and temperament and all that, scared Pen away.

My hill.

[rachel]

Oh I see darling Jay, it is the old 'give the stupid woman the gill pill ploy eh?
Well I do love you and for baby Sonja's sake I would not harm a hair upon that golden head.
So I call in a lament to my dear Pendragon and lo he comes swooping down and I sprinkle magic dust upon him from the very hand of Uther and Pen sings a dark and mystical tune that makes you fall down unconscious.
We wrap you up in faerie blankets and put a rose beside you and off he flies you to Never Never land where baby Pensive keeps you in her castle eating tea and crumpets.
the hill is Pen's and Rachels. And Kathy's and I'm a Fools and well, let's turn up the tunes and I will clean once more while you all enjoy what is left from the buffet.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[Pendragon]

And let us not forget Robin, dear Rachel. And yes, as I will deny you nothing within reason, Fool may stay as well. Someone get him a set of earphones, please. Thank you. Our Hill, I believe, and we're having a party! Your choice of music, and we're well gaurded. But I still say there's something funny about this hill. Wonder if Mr. Arrow is on call? :nod:

[rachel]

I could never forget M'Lord, but I have not seen him of late. I surmised he was busy with his little maiden companion. Thankyou dear Pendragon, the most noble, beautiful of all.

[Pendragon]

You are most welcome, dearest. Yes, I think Jedi Master Robin did have a Lady with him at that. Oh, well. "Plenty of room at the Hotel California!" What? You felt the hill move? Sure of this you are? Hummmm....Strange that I have not. Dragon's senses are more in tune with the universe, yet I sense not falsehood in you. Ah, Mr. Arrow has arrived! This hill is what? A living being? It was once a living being? She is reanimating, you believe? Yes, of course, you must go. A dimensional doorway will be quicker. I must think on this new information about our hill.... :brow:

[papayahed]

Aww Carp. I think there's a party on the hill so I march up with the riot hose and knock everybody and everything off the hill. i'm sorry to say that it is quit a mess at the bottom. I guess that will teach people to invite the landlord to the party.

My Hill.

[AimusSage]

Papaya has the hill

Once more the king of the hill must rise to the occasion. Unsheating his sword (By Martian Knives INC! (TM)), he marches up the hill, cuts Papaya in half by one powerful slash of his blade, and then puts the blade deep into the mountain, slaying the beast inside.
Once more the centre of the universe belongs to Aimus! He walkes up to the Iron Maiden shrine, and sits down on his throne, overlooking the surrounding wastes, A rare smile appears on his face as he utters the words: "MY HILL!" the echo of this message resonates across the wastes, warning his foes that the true king has returned.

[Jay]

Aimus think he has the hill.

All moles of MY hill unite and they dig numerous tunnels under Aimus's Iron Maiden shrine, making it cave in somewhere into the centre of the Earth, making the hill once more into a volcano, burning Aimus into ashes, making him an ex-king :p

MY volcano! :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the hillologist has the volcano! (What? you're some kind of expert now? Don't make me laugh :lol:)

Reincarnated into the immortal body of the King of the hill, I rise from the centre of the volcano, the powers of the earth at my command, I raise my sword, and with it the lava pours out, turning the land into a sea of magma. Jay managed to get hold of a little rock that still floats in the sea. I direct my attention there, and within seconds, the magma covers the rock, Jay's burning body emits a last, desperate scream, before submerging in the lava. A small column of smoke is all that remains of her.
I tame the volcano, and when the magma sea diseappears, a gigantic IRON MAIDEN! shrine emerges, taking the place of the hill, it is entirely made out of molten rock. At the top of the shrine is a throne, worthy of the King

Once again I proclaim: MY HILL!

[thingamajig]

Aimus has the hill...

So very proud of himself and sitting on his throne he forgets about his enemies as I sneak up from behind his throne i throw him and his little throne off my HILL. Aimus tries to get up again but I put up Barbed wire all around my hill...

And again MY HILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL>>>>>>>

Hi Aimus ( My Afrikaans friend!!!!)

[AimusSage]

The thing has the hill.

Poor thing, I walk through the barb wire as if it isn't even there, put my throne back where it belongs sit back down on it. I call forth two demons from the abyss. The demons take Thing with them, back into the abyss, where he will suffer eternal torment.

Never try to take the hill from the king!

I proclaim: My Hill or should I say, Maiden shrine! :D

[Jay]

Aimus the Iron Maiden fanatic ;) has te hill.

(and yes, I am the leading expert in my field :p)

Having visited the horned one down there yet again, we're getting rather chummy by now, he offers me some refreshments before I'm back on my mission to rid one hill of one AimusSage. Reincarnated into my cuddly gargoyle self, I fly over the Iron Maiden shrine, accidentally sending it crashing down the hill and into the sea surrounding it. Whoops, I'm sowwie (not)!
Heartbroken Aimus runs down the hill in hopes of saving the shrine from doom but he's too late. In his current state of mind, he throws himself into the raging waves of the sea and is immediatelly the main course of the piranhas.

My hill!

[thingamajig]

Jay is in possesion of the hill ( But not for long!)

Jay was too preoccupied with getting rid of Aimus to see me sneaking up with all my HI - Tech gadgets ( While making a force-field around MY HILL) I scare you and you run for your life. Screaming like a little girl.

My hill now!!

Im a she!!!!

[AimusSage]

(AAAAAAAAAARGHH! Thing you are in the Abyss, you can't ignore that fact. I hereby take the hill from you with the power of the time reversal button) :p

The gargoyle that thinks she is an expert but is in reality just plain crazy has the hill :p

I ask the horned one if he saw a crazy gargoyle recently, and when he tells me he gave her a refreshment, I kick him out of hell! How dare he. Now, as the defacto ruler of hell, the first thing I do is transport the hill to my new realm. and what a surprise, there is a tiny little gargoyle on top. I cast the gargoyle into the abyss, where it can suffer the same eternal toment as Thing! Rebuilding on top of the hill, the gigantic Iron Maiden shrine, I place on top a throne made of burning hellfire! I sit down on the throne, the flames surrounding me, keeping all enemies at bay.

My Hill! And all of hell trembles at these words.

back on earth a horned fellow feels a shiver going down his spine, as he looks into trashcans for something to eat.

[Jay]

Thingamajig, if you're a he or a she doesn't matter once you try to steal MY hill ;), but just for the record, I am a she myself, and I do NOT scream like a little girl, I scream like a gargoyle! :D

Aimus the wannabe ruler of hell is caught god-modding and expelled from hell, along with MY hill. Unfortunatelly, they forgot to expell the shrine as well... wonder why :p
The former ruler of hell, now reinstalled, is avenged on Aimus, who's dragged down there by an ankle, petrified (literaly, think a statue :p)

MY hill :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the gargoyle that screams like a little girl (she really does :nod:) has the hill

The statue is getting a little hot in hell, and soon becomes mobile again. My anger is fully directed toward a certain fella that thinks he can rule hell, and I grap him by the horns, open the door, and kick him out a second time! He falls right down on top of a gargoyle, that was just practicing her singing voice. (read: Little girl scream :p) The gargoyle is impaled on the horns, and Satan, with the weight of the Gargoyle on top, looses balance. trips over, and falls down the hill.

I take the maiden shrine, exit hell and reclaim MY HILL!

[kathycf]

Aimus has the hill
I coat the sides of the hill with jelly, and yell "turnip" at Aimus. As he turns around he slides down the hill. Wearing my jelly proof shoes, I ascend the hill.
My hill...

[AimusSage]

No it's not, I call in a favour, and the martian come over to bombard the hill with turnips, being covered in turnips forces Kathy to inhale some of the air, alas on sniff of the turnip to many, and she turns crazy as a doorknob

Back to the proper owner, the hill is mine!

[papayahed]

I hired a carnival to set up very near the hill. Aimus can't help but be drawn to the lights and general merriment and wanders down.

My Hill.

[AimusSage]

Papaya has the hill

I can't let her... Oh look a merry-go-round! :D

[Jay]

edit:
grrr, can't you post a little bit slower? Anyway, you still follow cap'n Papaya to the psych ward :p

Cap'n Papaya has the hill. (sorry, too slow! :p)

Papaya can't stand to watch the sheer suffering of Aimus, when he realized they played ONLY eRa on the carnival, and takes him to the nearest psych ward, leaving me free to walk up the hill and set camp atop. Good morning, Campers! :p

My hill!

[AimusSage]

That silly hillologist has the hill.

In the Psychward, I meet up with my good friends, Doctor Beancrazy and nurse Gonemad. They both conclude that I was put in the ward by mistake, and release me back into civilization. I run back to the hill, only to find the merry-go-round is gone. This angers me, and I slap the hill caretaker for not keeping it. I then proceed to draw circles in the sand, as I sit on top of my hill! :D

My Hill!

[Jay]

The green octopus has the hill.

I find poor Aimus another merry-go-round, a lot bigger and fancier than the one he had before, and send him play with it, on top of his hill, yes, that's right, his hill!
I take cover behind some stones, press a cute little red button, and suddenly, Aimus is all over the place. I play Imperial march and waltz to reclaim MY hill, whilst heavily breathing of course :p

In case you missed that tiny detail, MY hill :p

[AimusSage]

Darth Jay has the hill :)

I'm all over the place, but soon find myself back in an all to familiar place. I quickly turn up the heat, and exit through the front door. I find Darth Jay on top of the hill. Her heavy breating betrays her, and I start to run circles around her. Soon, she's out of breath, and dizzy, causing her to fall and tumble down the hill. :p

My hill! :D

[Jay]

Spaceball Aimus has the hill.

Good thing the hill's not too lumpy (it is when I'm tumbling down it ;)) so I suffer no worse injury than a few scrapes, which only succeed in getting me in a grumpy mood. I grump all the way up the hill again, breathing heavily. After I reach the top, I try to catch my breath, but failing miserably, I just take my shoes off and throw them at Aimus, who loses ballance trying to duck the second shoe and falls off the BUMPY side of the hill :p

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay's Smelly feet have the hill

I guess it's gasmask time again. I take the inflatable gasmask from my backpack, and use my clean and fresh breath to inflate it. I put on the mask, and notice that the bumpy side was really bumpy. How I survived that is a miracle. I must have a guardian angel somewhere. :)

I run around to the smooth side of the hill, and run back up. Jay is still breathing heavily, bend double due to the lack of air. A quick and swift kick to the buttock area causes her to tumble once more, but as she is positioned on the bumpy side of the hill, she now must endure what I endured, alas her guardian angel was not so attentive, and she dies from the fall.

My hill!

[papayahed]

Aimus has the hill.

seeing how speedy Aimus is, I hide behind a tree and trip him as he's speeding about the hill. Aimus falls into a hole in the ground and find himself in China.

My Hill

[Jay]

Papaya has the hill.

She finds herself half sitting, half lying under a tree on top of the hill, when a really huge apple falls off the tree, merely missing Papaya's hed :p. Papaya jumps from surprise and goes investigate the really huge apple. She tries to lift it from the ground, but she cannot, it's that heavy! Suddenly, a cute & cuddly, warm & fuzzy gargoyle grabs her in its claws and sits Papaya on top of the tree. Papaya can't get off it so the C&C, W&F gargoyle claims the hill!

Gaaar, my hill :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the C&C and W&F gargoyle has the hill.

(meanwhile in china) *speaks chinese* 'hello earthling, do not worry about me, I must capture a hill somewhere'
I run off, and soon have the hill in my sights again. The gargoyle never learns. I take a few stones, and throw them in her direction. Throwing to miss ofcourse, but she's startled and flies of, straight into the apple tree, she falls down, and the huge apples fall out of the tree on top of her, crushing her cute and cuddly, fuzzy and warm body. Such an unfortunate accident. :D

I have my hill!

[shinigami]

Jay, the hillogist's hill...

I'm too lazy to do anything but glare at hillogist Jay... Jay wets his/her pants [I'm disoriented, mind you.. Mother me at a more convinient time.. say.. 12 mn...]

I have the hill, anyone who wants to take... kill me first....

[imthefoolonthehill]

shinigami's hill

Fool bribes Zues with a hand full of batteries. Zues blasts the hill with lightening until it is vacant. Fool climbs atop the now vacant hill.

Fool's hill.

[papayahed]

Shinigami has the hill.

As I approach the hill I don't see anybody atop it. I walk up and accidently step on tiny shinagami, I scrap her off my shoe with a paper towel and throw it to the wind.

My Hill.

[papayahed]

Damn I'm slow. Fool has the hill.

I walk up the hill, when I see fool I pull out of my pocket some shiney beads an baubles. Fools is fascinated by the shiny objects and follows them as I roll them down the hill.

My Hill.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Imthefoolonthehill and Papayahed don't see each other yet. As each comes up to the summit from opposite sides of the hill, they startle each other and run the way they came from, and one runs to Tokyo, the other to Cranston.

The hill is mine, as I happen to be in the neighborhood.

[AimusSage]

Mililalil has the hill.

It's amazing how nobody noticed the king of the hill sitting in his throne, watching the proceedings. I find it my duty to cleanse the hill of all unwanted presence. I take a windscreen wiper, and throw it at mililalil. It hits him in the arm. He is confused as he does not see a windscreen, and goes in search of one, so he might use the windscreen wiper to wipe the windscreen.

My Hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Aimus has the hill.

I remeber who's king, and hand him a toothbrush. He runs off in search of a terlet to scrub.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Mililalil has the hill

A What? Terlet? Anyway, I walk back up the hill and kick him off my hill with the boot of righteousness, I sit back down on my throne.

My hill!

[papayahed]

Aimus's hill.

Little did he know but in his absence I rigged dynamite to the bottom of Aimus' throne. I flip the switch and aimus is blown to Outer Space.

My Hill.

[shinigami]

Papaya's hill...

I flush a toilet that leads directly above her.. She melts...

I have the hill....

[Have any of you guys ever heard of "chibi"??? My avatar is small for a reson!!not to mention cuter than any painting, picture, lint, fly, tadpole or whatever... so there!!]

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shingamini has the hill.

I put her carefully into an envelope with breathe holes and a fresh supply of turnip and banana blizzard within as feed, and I mail her off to Pensive to keep as a pet.

My hill!

[Pendragon]

Mil XXIV seems in possession of what once was a hill...

I wonder where friend Loki, the Eggborn went, for perhaps he could give better lessons in the surpreme power of the Dragon. I do appreciate The Green Sage reclaiming the hill from the Horned One. Dragons do not fear his fire but we don't like him either. He has taken our name as his own before, so we hate him! Does Jay not realize that Gargoyles are at least part Dragon? No wonder I had problems controling my student. Ah, much work must be done. But still MY HILL. I write it in letters of flame...

[kathycf]

Pendragon has the hill
I call in the volunteer fire dept. to erase the flaming letters. They in turn call the police and they arrest Pen for arson. Or something like that. Anyways...
The Hill is Mine!

[AimusSage]

Kathy has the hill

Technically she doesn't, as I have the deed, and the deed is in my name, it's even mentioned on the paper. I shove it in her face, and she reluctantly gives up the hill, to avoid getting blown to smithereens by me.

My throne, my Iron Maiden shrine, my Hill!

[Pendragon]

Famous King Aimus sits atop the hill.

As I know that the Green One is famed for his wisdom, I fly up and propose a philosophical question. Is there truly is point to our fighting over this flippin' hill? If Aimus the Great Sage wants his Iron Maiden Shrine, a Dragon can make one that is nigh indestructible. I can manipulate both time and dimensions, so united, we'd be much stronger. Is an Eagles Shrine, Kansas Shrine, John Denver Shrine, whoever, and let in whom we please really all that bad?

We are still in negotiations atop the hill, Aimus and Pendragon, and I've moved it out of phase with real time while we do so.

The hill is in negotiation.

[AimusSage]

Negotiating over the hill.

A hill which is freely available to all is what I have tried to achieve for ages, under my benign rule, all beings would co-exist peacefully on this very hill. Unfortunately, many see it necessary to contest my rule. Most notoriously the gargoyle known as Jay, whose persistant attacks have ruined more then one hill already. Sometimes harsh measures are needed to re-affirm my rule, unfortunate as it might be, that the hill becomes a battleground as a result. But on such a battleground, a new stronger foundation for co-existance will emerge. I hope that the dragon and I can be in agreement.

It is my hill, free for all that choose to co-exist peacefully. :)

[RobinHood3000]

Aimus's hill!!

Robin shows up and looks at the hammer and sickle flag waving over the hill. Sends thugs to assassinate Aimus (in Mexico) with an ice pick.

My hill! Down to communism!!

[rachel]

I drag myself up the cruddy hill, hand M'Lord a ten thousand dollar gift certificate to the superhero supply centre in Guam. He leaves so fast I can't see him for dust.
I am not in a great mood, so I put in underground sprinklers and turn them on....full blast...........whoever tries to come up the hill has tons of slimey grundgy mud to wall in.
I put a flag up to commerate those gone from our forum.The Maiden is shined to an unearthly glow.
I talk to my star and she tells me she had a bummer of a day with mouthy asteroids too. We sigh...........
The hill is ours and somehow the victory is hollow.

[Virgil]

Rachel has the hill.


I bring some sort of balm for Rachel's burns and toss them down the hill. Rachel runs after them.

I have the HILL!

[rachel]

that is what you think dear.
I use the balm(thankyou) and drag myself back up the hill, glad at least for me the sprinkler system is off.
I lift up abasket stuffed with fish and chips and beer and offer it to Virg IF he agrees to eat it at the bottom because my stomach is upset.
He is petulant for a few minutes but then the aroma is too much for him. He sighs and agrees.
Bye bye, have a nice dinner.
I have the hill. what to do what to do.
I keep having the terrible feeling Papaya or Jay are lurking around here for over yonder hiding in the scrawny branches of a lone tree I see two crows.They have their beady little eyes on me. I have to find out so I offer some food. ONe comes and swoops away my offering the other just cackles and whispers-LIKE A PERSON !!!!YIKES.!
But which is which , I mean who is the crow. swine black magic.

[AimusSage]

Rachel is on the hill

I walk up the side in my casual, but regal manner, and sit on my throne. The crows flee from the tree, away from the hill, in utter fright.

My hill!

[rachel]

YAY, KING AIM IS BACK.
now i can go home and get some rest. But first I leave a meal fit for a king, a netherlander/martian king and waving good bye I head , well stumble and fall down the hill. OWIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. MY BURNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

[kathycf]

Rachel has the hill
Rachel says clearly she is going home to rest. I wish her well, hope she feels better. Since she left, I see my chance...
Kathy's hill.

[Virgil]

that is what you think dear.
I use the balm(thankyou) and drag myself back up the hill, glad at least for me the sprinkler system is off.
I lift up abasket stuffed with fish and chips and beer and offer it to Virg IF he agrees to eat it at the bottom because my stomach is upset.
He is petulant for a few minutes but then the aroma is too much for him. He sighs and agrees.
Bye bye, have a nice dinner.

You are such a dear. ;)

Rachel has the hill.

I show Rachel my unedited versions of my limericks and she just screams with disgust and she runs off. :D

I have the hill again!

[Pendragon]

Edit: I was a little slow, I see. I run Virgil off thinking he has harmed Rachel, until her explainition, for I am hot in my anger. The King has already ascended to reclaim his throne. Kathy, fair maiden, is trying to explain things to me, and I cannot harm her, so I take her back with me as well.

Aimus is back on the hill.

I had returned for more negotiations, when I saw dearest Rachel lying hurt in the road, where she had fallen again, after running from Virgil. For the moment, rage took me, and I roared at the King, for if this is his work he has not long to exist! But my Dragon ears hear her sweet whisper that the King is not at fault. I gather her up in the claws that can crush steel, very tenderly. If it requires it to be so, she shall have even half my heart to make her well, the greatest gift a Dragon can bestow. But the King is wise in herbs and Dragons in magic, and she recovers, and we leave her sleeping. Be it known that the Dragon signs a pact with the King. The hill is his to rule; mine to protect. More music shrine arise. He bids me remind ye all that we wish peace here, and all would be welcomed. But a Dragon watches for treachery, and a Dragon sees very well...

[kathycf]

Pendragon has the hill. A few folks didn't see that I had possesion of the hill after Rachel.
Seeing their errors, they do me a favor and give me the keys to the hill. Thanks!
Kathy's hill...

[Pendragon]

Ah, yes, Kathy, you are certainly there on the hill. Kansas Shrine, I believe. I'm sure Rachel will thank you when she awakens. The hill is not the Dragon's but King Aimus'. The Dragon but watches... ;)

[AimusSage]

Aye, my hill, feel free to explore the surroundings though, I've been told there are some great secluded spaces in the woods that surrounds the hill. *Points down the hill*
Kathy runs of to walk in the woods. I get a drink and sit back down, overlooking my hill with a regal eye. :)

[RobinHood3000]

"The dragon butt watches"? :confused: :lol: :goof:

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill (if only he knew what I know... :p)

His so-called faithful subjects mutiny and overthrow him, removing him from *cough*his*cough* throne. Not wanting to be dealing with the mutineers, I tell them to follow Aimus.

My hill! (... and now Aimus knows what I knew before ;))

[Mililalil XXIV]

Jay has the hill.

As she polishes the throne, I stand behind, and my face is reflected on it. Thinking, "That ain't me," she turns around and sees the one reflected upon the throne, and declares aloud for all the hills to hear with major delight, "Tis your face I saw on the throne, and tis you taht's gonna claim it!" She skips in delight down the hill singing a song about me returning to my portion.

That song goeth:
"The king has returned, says, 'The hill, it is mi-ine!'"

[AimusSage]

TREASON!

Jay the deceiver has taken the hill from the king! Her deception made my subjects plot against me. Fortunately I manage to quickly suppress this uprising by enlightening them with my regal wisdom. They storm the hill in my honor, and while they do so, I take the elevator up, and the trap shuts, Only I do not find Jay the deceiver on the hill, but Mililalil the false king! In his desperation, he throws himself at my mercy. Being a merciful king, I let him live in exchange for eternal servitude. He gladly accepts and I tell him he can start his new life of servitude by serving me a drink. :)

My hill, once more.

[kathycf]

Aimus has the hill
I sprinkle itching powder all over his regal chair, and watch him run off. Knowing that he will be back soon to steal my hill, I see my chance. Carpe Diem!
My hill...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy has the hill, as well as the itches - for I came back to Aimus' throne to serve his drink, and Kathy sat down to enjoy it. I said, "On your way down, give that chocolate milk to Aimus, okay?"

My hill.

[shinigami]

Mil's Hill...

I tell Mil that there's a damsel in distress somewhere over the mountains...

My Hill!!!

[AimusSage]

Shinigami has the hill

After getting rid of the itches, I go back to the hill, on my way there I get a lovely chocolate milk from kathy, who also appears to suffer from the itches. The poor thing. I direct her to the pool in the woods where I washed the itches off, and she runs off.
Back at the hill, I take out my binoculars and see a tiny figure trying to climb my throne. I take a hose and wash the throne of with some clean water, getting rid of the itching powder. Shinigami is washed away, but I pick her up and place her in a jar, where she can life for a while. I sit back down, and call for mililalil to serve me another one of those fine chocolate milks.

My hill!

[kilted exile]

Aimus has the hill

I tell Aimus that I saw someone at the bottom of the hill giving away free world cup tickets to people. Aimus runs down the hill to get the tickets (surprise no one there)

My Hill

[Weeping Willow]

Kilted has the hill

I come and thell him about the HAGIS stand down the hill. he runs as i put my roots on the hill!

My hill!

[Chava]

Willow has the hill

I find an axe, and he hastely uproots,

My Hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Chava has the hill..

She likes riding her bycicle on the hill.. but i stuck one of my branches in the wheel of her bike and she falls down the hill braking her glasses..... :lol:..

My Hill!!!

[Chava]

now that's not even funny....:)

Willow has the hill!

I remount my bike and come whirling with the phenomenal speed of 51km an hour, and willow flee's given my history of crashing into trees.

My hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Hey i'm basing mine on true stories here!!! :p (if i remember you said it happened.... :lol: )

Chava has the hill.

I make a huge Snowball and roll it behind her.. she see's it and run away...

My Hill!!!

[Chava]

Willow's hill!

FOREST FIRE!

muhahaha... my hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Ouch!!!!!!!

Chava has the hill

I Use the fire and my branches to make a bow and shoot Fire arrows at her!!
She runs back down...

I put the fire out!

My Hill!!!

[Chava]

now that's just silly!
Willow has the hill

eh.. okay, i'll go sob somewhere...

Willow still has the hill, (no more creativity..):)

[Weeping Willow]

I'm sorry..
Here i'll help you..

Willow has the hill..

Chava calls a carpenter..
Willow is running from the saw!!

Chava has the hill!

[Chava]

Hihi!
Strategy works,

Chava has the hill
Chava has the hill!

[Weeping Willow]

hmmm do i want to give chava the hill ..
Got to think...

Chava still has the hill...

hmmm...

[Pendragon]

Chava has the hill

The Dragon has began to think it would be more comfortable in the other dimensions where it's more peaceful. I open the door and vanish through it. The hill can belong to whomsoever can hold it. I am weary. I relax on my golden hoard, crank up "Get Over It!" and guzzle kerosene like it has gone out of style. Hummmm. I’ll take some absinthe too, for the wormwood content. It helps keep my flame hot.

I watch the struggles for the hill, but will be passive for the nonce.

Keep the hill. :cool:

[Weeping Willow]

Chava has the hill!

I walk by the hill climbing up.. as i come around her i push her a side asnd she slip down the hill..

Simple yet efactive!

Willow have the Hill!

[rachel]

oh this is agony, for I love my Willow so much and would do anything for him.I think, I smile,"Oh darling Willow I just got a call on the cell phone from your mummy. she said company is here, your little girl cousins and you have to hurry home and entertain them.And she made your favorite mushroom soup..Oh yes and the other company is the cast of the boondock saints. Do hurry!"
And there he goes...........
I look around and clean up, for soon King Aimus the Intelligent will be back and LET IT BE KNOWN THIS IS ONE FAITHFUL THAT DID NOT MUTINY MISS JAY OF THE BLONDE HAIR AND BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES. fibber, fibber...........(check the length of your nose dear, you know......the pinocchio syndrome-wink wink)
I have the hill,,,,,,,hurry Aim hurry
And Pendragon I LOVE YOU.

[Weeping Willow]

Rachel has the hill!

Hay wait a minute! as willow arrive to the Bottom of the hill he remebers his mother does not live in this contry! so she could'nt have called!
He rushs back just in time to catch Rachel.. tie her with his brance and roll her down the hill (gently off course :D)

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill

Such a poor fellow, to suffer at the hands of the king, but alas, no evil deed shall go unpunished. And no one shall roll a faithful of mine down the hill. The king has him put in the dungeon, a special cell, half submerged in water, where he can spend the rest of his life contemplating on his crimes.

My hill! A place where evil rules with an iron fist in the service of the good and gracious king Aimus!

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus has the hill!

But not for long.. don't you know dear sir that my brances are endless! they can reach all! so i'm back out of the dungon in no time! free to ravage the land getting back to the hill.. marching proudly! as i conquer it back!

"Chak mate"!

My Hill!

[kathycf]

Willow has the hill
Willow, dear willow. Just let me have the hill for 5 minutes will you? Ok, thanks. I just knew you would be too kind.
Kathy's hill

[Weeping Willow]

Kathy's hill...

Not for long! 5 minutes up. .tanks for covering for me..

My hill!!!!

[rachel]

rats, I hoped you wouldn't catch on dear beautiful Willow. now I must be more subtle. I know......I go back up that ridiculously big..long..high hill and gasping, tell you that I have only ten minutes left in my life, I have promised to exchange my life for another's freedom and I just want to rest on the hill. You burst into tears and tell me to wait, you will go down to the town and buy me my favorite rose.
I feel SO TERRIBLY guilty because I don't tell you the rest'......it is in a COMIC STRIP that I do this exchange.
Poor Willow, look at him running. sigh......
I open up the lunch I brought the King and fall into a faint of fatigue. The world wags on while I sleep under the watchful eye of my darling star.

[kathycf]

Rachel has the hill.
I build a giant slide on the side of the hill, gently push the sleeping rachel onto it. Whoosh! Off she goes ! (don't worry, there is a big cushion down the bottom for her.)

Kathy's hill...

[rachel]

GEEZ KATHY,
you are as much a softie as me. Are you me, am I you?
I wake up amazingly refreshed if somewhat bruised from little rocks. I look up and groan at the mere thought of having to go up that infernal hill one more time.
So I call a number on my cell(I know some guys) and twenty minutes later a copter comes with a four course Indian meal , for two. They lift me down gently, six guys from the Navy Seals jump out and set a fold up table and two chairs for me and Kathy and we eat and talk and I introduce her to my star. The two of us lay around after, Imean who could move and my star tells us enchanting stories from another galaxy about another lit forum and another king of the hill(in their language 92-39348u39399=65u) game being played at that very moment.
Kathy and Rachel have the hill. shhhhhhh, we are at rest. All is right with the world.

[Weeping Willow]

Kathy and Rachel have the hill

But now they are asleep, how surprised would they be that they would wake up in Disny land.. you see as they were sleeping i toke a box and mailed them to disny... hehe.....

My hill!!!!!!!!

[smilingtearz]

there's a mushroom down the Hill... excited willow... run's down...

MY HILL!! :D

[shinigami]

smilingtearz has the hill...

She sees a rainbow and runs after it...

I redecorate the Hill in a " Hell, you'll die here theme" complete with matching bones, dead trees, fire and parched, cracked, land... [I even paid extra for the ravens]... MY HILL!!!!

[RobinHood3000]

shinigami has the hill!

Robin shows up mysteriously (again) and shoots her with a Taser arrow, shorting out the sprite that is her avatar :p and causing her to vanish.

MY HILL!!

[smilingtearz]

Robinhood realizes that he's running out of arrows... I tell him the way to the "green arrows available" shop... buh bye..

MY HILL!

[RJbibliophil]

Eva has the hill

I come up the hill dressed as a salesman, and tell Eva all about the huge sale at the downtown mega department store. She runs off with stars in her eyes.

My hill

[AimusSage]

The hill belongs to me, but is in the hands of another.

I chop off said hand with my blade, and throw them down the hill, quickly followed by the rest of the piglet. I can calmly proclaim the famous words:

"MY HILL!"

[shinigami]

Lord Aimus' Hill...

I, being rather small by my CHIBI avatar[Bless his, smoking, alcohol-drinking, bad-***, demon-murdering soul] sneak ear medicine in his food... Aimus is now dead...

I, Shinigami, own this hill once more...

[AimusSage]

Shinigami has the hill

Dead is but a passing state for my eternal rule.. I return to the living far sooner then shinigami expected. While she is still singing with joy about her victory, I arise from my throne, and step on her, crushing every bone in her frail body.

I have the hill, known as Aimus' hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus has the hill..

As he fall asleep in his Throne i attach it with Wheels and send it down the hill.... hehe... :lol:...

My HILL!!

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill.

When I wake up, I find my throne somehow down the hill, this will not do, and I order an air drop of a newer, even better looking throne. The helicopter with the new throne quickly comes flying overhead, and blows Willow down. I am sure he will form an excellent foundation for my throne, and order the grand piece of regality released. The new throne crushes the unfortunate Willow. Alas he is not such a good foundation, and as such I am forced to remove his remains and throw them far away. I also take the old throne back up the hill, and place it beside the new one, if anyone so desires, they can sit in it.

My hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus has the hill

I came back to the hill after finishing buying my Icecream seeing Aimus crashed my i'll be back in 5 Sign.. and now have to thornes... hmm... ok...
I get up the hill... and press the little Red button at the buttom of his throne..
and hop! here he goes up the Sky :).... See you later Aimus...!! i scream with joy as i sit in the throne he left aeating calmly my tasty Icecream :D... What joy!

My Hill..

[Virgil]

Willow has the hill.

I tell Willow that at the bottom of the hill are airline tickets to Cancun, Mexico with a free four star hotel room to go with it. Willow runs down the hill really fast. :D

Virgil's Hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Virgil's Hill

Willow Get down and sees nothing..!! GRRR.. so he goes back up.. After he see that Virgil is sitting on the Throne he noticed Virgil did not see the wheels Willow attached for Aimus chair 3 posts ago :D Bye Bye Virg! Down you go!!!
Au revoir!!!

Willow's Hill!!! :D

[Pendragon]

Willow's hill.....

The Dragon opens the dimentional window and looks down at the hill. I yawn, sending a cloud of smoke over the hill like a mist. I blink my eyes a few times, and it's almost like rain. Slightly grumbling, I close the window, down a flagon of absinthe (the wormwood is good for my digestive system) and get some charcoal munchies. Fighting over a hill? I'm going back to sleep, but then it will sound like thunder when I snore. Maybe I'll just read a good book...

http://www.summerreadingnys.org/images/small_dragon.gif


Willow's hill, now misty and damp...

[kathycf]

Pen is but a guardian of the hill
Willow has not returned from shopping for his pet june bugs. Stealthily I climb the hill as to not disturb the dragon's repose...He is indeed snoring. Dodging the snore/flames I declare...

Kathy's Hill!

[Virgil]

Kathy's hill

I see Kathy likes gardening, so I bring along some red rose plants for spring planting and offer them to her and she runs off to plant them.

Virgil's hill!

[RobinHood3000]

Virgil's hill!

Virgil's wife sees him rushing red roses to Kathy. Uhh-oh...

MY HILL!!

[shinigami]

Robin's hill... I slip him an invitation to "Bill Nye the Science Guy's show"......... Bye Robin!!!

Shinigami's Hill!!! Good thing the decor is still here.. Nice Raven..*coos*

[kathycf]

Shinigami's hill
I show her an ugly pretend picture of myself and she runs screaming into the night...

Kathy's hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy has the hill.

I paste her picture onto the morning paper, with another person's nose on it. She suddenly has to go to the daily paper and complain.

My hill!

[smilingtearz]

MIL! you're playing with MY HILL!! again!..

Didn't i warn you that you'll have to sit in the corner of the class with a dunce cap on your head if you don't do your homework!!.. give that hill back kid! and get back to your books!


MY hill...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Eva has the hill.

I come up not smiling, but all teary, asking if my sentence has been served yet. She feels sorry for me - that was her mistake! - and says I am released to play and frolick like a good little dunce. I suddenly put her in the dunce cap, laughung like a happy go lucky boy of might, and she rolls down the hill in that hat, then lands in the back of a military postal jet, and off she flies to Tokyo!

My hill, my throne, my clutter of Aimus memorabelia to roll down to the recycling - I mean the tribute hatch!

[shinigami]

Mil's hill... I have no complaints.. carry on...

Still Mil's hill...

[AimusSage]

Mill has the hill

His foolish error to remove the memorabelia will cost him more than just his position as interim ruler on the hill. I return in my helicopter, and shout at mill from the air to get his behind up out of my throne. I land and walk up to him, he quivers and kneels in fear. Being a merciful ruler, I offer him a chance to redeem himself, by restoring all Iron Maiden related aspects of the hill to their former glory. He does so gladly, and start to work on his task.

I sit down on my throne, overlooking what is once again, My hill!

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

Walking past the Iron Maiden shrine, it collapses of him and ... yes, kills him ;)

My hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay the ventriloquist has the hill.

Devestated by the collapse of the shrine, I use my connections in hell to order an even bigger and better IRON MAIDEN! shrine for the hill. Upon delivery, it fals on Jay's little toe. This crushes the toe, and messes up her balance.
I say hi to my old pall, and get back to earth, where I fill my lungs with air, and blow and blow and blow, and Jay tumbles down the hill, hitting her head on the way down. Poor girl doesn't remember a thing and now thinks she is a hill cleaner. A bit wobbly, with her little toe missing, but her cleaning isn't that bad.

My hill!

[Jay]

Aimus the slaver hast he hill :p

Once as I'm thus cleaning (ie slaving on the hill :p), I get an idea (yes, an idea, you heard right :D). I tie Aimus to the IM shrine and wait for the storm (not Storm ;)) I can hear coming... and once the shrine's hit by lightning, there's now a new bbq-ed Aimus. What's that smell? Something's burning (at the stake? :D)

My hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Aimus has the hill.

I use a taped recording of Smilingtearz' voice and manipulate her various sayings as on Home Alone to direct him away from the hill.

My hill!

[kathycf]

Mil has the hill
Tony Danza and I walk up the hill and Tony offers to take Mil out for icecream. Thanks, Tony...ta ta!

Kathy's hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy has the hill.

Tony and I returned after a great icecreaming time, and Tony said to Kathy, "Mil's a busy man, my child, and I've not taken you for icecream yet - your turn!" She said, "But I already had pizza with you, and I must stay and rule. Why don't you take Shinigami with you?" But she looked deep into his eyes and was compelled.

The hill is mine.

[rachel]

KING AIM I CAME BACK FOR ONE LAST TRY BEFORE I LEAVE FOR THE SUMMER.
I see that Mil is being a bully and very sure of himself.
I march up to him, hand him a cookie,I do like him after all, and I tell him his mother is going thru all the things in his apartment, she is cleaning and has two large garbage bags full of papers(his life's work, she thinks it is just doodles instead of Hebrew)
He screams and shouts , he pulls at his hair and runs like an insane person down the hill.
I sigh.It was true his mama was cleaning his room but .....well you have to do what you have to do. Back to confession again tomorrow.(I should just rent a room)
I call for my King but I don't see him. So I leave him a polished unearthly shiney Maiden, and a box of his favorite food from mars, along with a huge card signed by all the cows telling him the miss him so.
the hill is sort of mine.Oh there you are bright star, now about what I was telling you......

[shinigami]

.... Oki... to whomever has the hill...

I get in my Gundam -Deathscythe Hell, and use my Laser scythe to destroy everything and everyone in sight! How's that?? Then, I proceed to the top of the cindered remains of what used to be the hill and rest my Gundam on top... Then the theme music pops out and I grab the mic in my Gundam and like karaoke.. I sing my heart out.. hehehe

My Hill!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shingami has the stage!

I ask if I might have a try singing, and she changes places with me, stepping off of the karaokagos, and onto a stool to watch.

My stage!

[shinigami]

heheh.... Mil is booed off the stage and the great diva Shinigami returns!!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shinigami has the spotlight again.

I decide that it's time for the hill to rise back to its potential, and, raising it high, I make it an eighth wonder of the world, to which pilgrims flock, one of whom collects souvenirs like Shinigami, whom I sell for a song!

The hill is back, and so is Mil!

[shinigami]

I bite off the hand of the pilgrim who bought me.. I return to see Mil and the hill.. He apparentlyu sold my Gundam as well.. In a fit of rage I get mad and shout obscenities at everyone and everything.. People flee and I own the hill.. I make a memorial to my Gundam and mark the place as my own... [with blood, not pee...] and find the pilgrim who dared put a hand on my beautiful [Annabel Lee.. hehehe] Gundam... He shall pay!!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shinigami has the hill, but my travelling butler goes around the world with her Gundam. I tell Shini that if she runs, she might catch the same boat as the butler.

My hill.

[shinigami]

I do catch Mil's "butler".. which turns out to be a poor donkey in a tuxedo costume.. I incarcinate the mammal and run back to make Mil implode...

My hill!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Little Shini has the hill.

But she knows I have th epaint chips her addiction will stop at nothing to obtain. We make a mutually acceptable exchange, the paint chips are hers, and the hill is mine!

[shinigami]

I use the paint chips to repaint a side of My gundam that's been tainted by Mil's "butler"... The fumes from the paint go to the hill and mil sadly dies...

Oh well.. no matter...

My Hill!!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shini has the hill.

Her feet have been in an old pair of socks for days. Thinking herself some sort of yoga expert, she takes her socks off and the odor is like a mad, double-jointed rhinocerus, which awakes the dead, and I send an army to enforce her to wash her socks and feet in a magic well of mint soda, in Tibet.

The hill is alive with songs of reunion to me.

[shinigami]

Hey.. I do Yoga!!! I fly back from Tibet barefoot... and I teach Mil some Yoga unsuccessfully... by the way.. I own Hell!!! Mil's foot is now behind his head and a sickening crack is heard.. assuring me that Mil needs a doctor.. I contact Sally but he mistakenly gives you the needle.. You fall into a coma... I look after your body at the BOTTOM of MY HILL....

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shinster Spinster has the hill, until I figure out a yoga move on my own, called the hill-stealer. This one fixes my anatomy.
The hill is mine!

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

I take the hill...

My hill...

[fairly simple...]

[Mililalil XXIV]

Shin has the hill.

I ask if I might rule it one last time, for ever, and I mix her up with talk about her being older and needing to let the children play, and she gives me the landscape and a mother's wink.

My hill!

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

Mil sees me with a Starbucks Coffee... as I let orphaned children play at his hill... the children play pin the tail on the donkey as I nominate Mil as the donkey... Mil runs screaming with a thumbtack on his eyeballs... and one in his nether regions.. ouch!! Impotent dear Mil??

[Mililalil XXIV]

Mil's hill...

Mil sees me with a Starbucks Coffee... as I let orphaned children play at his hill... the children play pin the tail on the donkey as I nominate Mil as the donkey... Mil runs screaming with a thumbtack on his eyeballs... and one in his nether regions.. ouch!! Impotent dear Mil??

Shinigami has the hill illegaly.

I threaten to tell her mom what she did to me, and she says, "Stop your crying, I'll do whatever you say, just to make you shut up!" I say, "Go home!"

She schemes again because the hill is mine.

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

hm... good one...

For now the hill shall remain yours... I'll wait for my time...

Mil's hill...

[Mililalil XXIV]

I invite you and the principal to stand at the base of the hill and sing for your supper.

[shinigami]

I graciously decline... seeing as to the principal has the hots for you...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Is your principal a woman by any chance? The other sort would be a man! All I know is that the woman for me has not as of yet ever been in the teaching profession, and has no hots for the position of a school principal.

[shinigami]

My principal is indeed a woman...

and you just let your guard down...

My HILL!!!

[Mililalil XXIV]

The hill is Shin's.

Now she has 200 posts, and must celibrate down in the valley hall.

My hill.

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

How kind of you to notice...

Still Mil's Hill...

[Pendragon]

Mil has the hill.

I'm grumpy this morning, as I devour my Anthracite, with pure Petrol. I open the dimensional window and glare down at the hill. By the shell of the egg I was born in! How they scrabble over that piece of property! I wonder if anyone ever figured out that I set it out of time phase with everything else back when Aimus and I were negotiating, and forgot to put it back? Time runs differently when one is actually on the hill. Oh, well--I quit bothering about the whole thing. I just watch. Unfortunately, I have to burp, and Mil thinks it's raining meteorites. (Urp!) Sorry! That’s why I usually drink kerosene. It's easier on my stomach.

Mil is cowering on the hill under his shield, to ward off meteorites. I close the windows. I'm going to bed. I don't feel too good...(Urp!) :p :p :p

[shinigami]

So.. It's still Mil's Hill...

I see what happens and I post a fine to Pen...

I help Mil clean up his hill.... Mil has an idea to make it like a company...

So I own 1/1000 of the hill...

[kathycf]

Mil has 999 parts of the hill and Shinigami has the remainding piece. I yell out the word "codswallop" and they are both startled and bemused at the loud randomness of my yell. Wandering off the hill, they go to investigate the codswallop yelling source.

MY hill (Codswallop!!!!)

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy has the hill.

Shini keeps gasping as we walk through the scary forest around the base of the hill. I start to worry about how to fight the codswallop source and protect a fine kid at the same time. We return, frightened (for Shin's sake, that is), to the hill where we think the source is not to be located (nor at hand to locate us). It's going to be rather hard for us to ever be removed from the safety of the elevation ever again. We have pity on tricky Kathy, and make her our butleress, so that she doesn't have to treck the Scary Wood.

My hill - well practically -, my guests!

[Weeping Willow]

Mill Hill!

I Use my sleep potion on his soup and after he falls asleep i roll him down the hill..
Wow!!!

My hill... :p

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill

I see his hair reaches down to the bottom of the hill. I pull it really hard and see him flying by, as he tumbles down the hill, caught in a web of his own hair.

My hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus hill!

After fixing my hair i use what was torn from it to create a lasso and i throw it on Aimus catching him and tieing him to a tree down the hill...
All is left to go back up!

My Hill :p

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill

How he managed to get out of that web of hair amazes even the screenwriters in Hollywood. But for that same reason(PLOT HOLE!) I stand on top of the hill and kick Willow off it with a beautiful free kick, GOAL!

My hill, my place, my IRON MAIDEN SHRINE, which I just updated and made whole. :)

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus hill..

As he Smiles and strech his arms with joy Listening to Iron maiden An Iron ANvil Falls and crashs him! hehe... "Did i do that.. "... opps...
Well all in all what is left is being removed with Aimus helicopter..

My Hill!! hip hip Horay!

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill.

The surgeon at the hospital they brought me too is very capable, and stitches back together, ads new bones where needed, and repairs any other damaged parts of me.
Meanwhile, willow is obsessed with the iron anvil he found on top of the hill, but what he didn't know was that it contained a miniature nuclear device. The timer hits zero, just as willow discovers the hidden compartment. BOOM! poor willow dead as a doorknob.

I have the hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Ouch!

Aimus hill...

As all goods thing come to an end.. Aimus is laying on his Hospital bed on top of his hill staring at the sky.. not notecing the amazing fact that the pices left of poor pld willow are starting to reattach tehm self (any one said jason...)..
Now all is left is to realese the hospital bed brakes.. and off he goes....

My hill :)... (or at least what that was left of the hill )

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill

As the IRON MAIDEN shrine survive a nuclear device without a scratch, so did I survive my trip down the hill in my hospital bed. I step out of the bed, slip into my combat gear, and sneak back up the hill, Willow, keen as he is, notices me, and persuits vigorously. The problem for him was that I set several traps and he falls for the most obvious one. Into the hole in the side of the hill. I look down, and see Willow 15 feet below, trying to reassemble himself.

My hill! :D

[Weeping Willow]

Aimus hill...

Well.. i turn on the Swich so the light would be on and i'll see better.. and then i take out my Super electomagnetic Diseal combined bulldozer ! and dig my way out only to discover Aimus on his way up fell to one of his own traps and now is hanging of a tree..
Hmmm i guess no fight is needed...

My Hill!

[papayahed]

WW has the hill.

I walk up the hill, pull out an ax, and chop weeping willow to pieces.


My hill.

[Weeping Willow]

Papayahed Hill

GRRR!!!
Axe is where i draw the line!! no one will shop me up!!!
i take my ducktape and attach my self back togher.. then i go and free Aimus from the tree... i bet he would deal With Papayahed!

Papayahed's Hill.. (not for long!)

[Boogiie___x]

Boogiie has the hill.

I stab ^ with a dull toothbrush in the side of the neck;; MY HILL!!!

<33 =D

[AimusSage]

Boogie has the hill

How silly of me to fall into my own trap. Fortunately willow quikly frees me before running off. I see boogie on top of the hill, he isn't paying attention, and I use my slingshot (by Martian Slingshots INC!) to shoot a supercharged acorn into his eye. This send him flying into orbit. In a few years, he will fall back down to earth, and will scatter across the ocean.

My hill. I sit down, and enjoy the view :)

[Boogiie___x]

...You cant shoot me into space...=[ im the boogie woman...takes hill back by throwing a high heel at Aimus Sage...Ha take that!!! =|

[Virgil]

:lol:
OK, Boogie's Hill


I have them play all sorts of disco classics and Boogie boogies on down the hill.

Virgil's Hill!

[papayahed]

Boogiie has the hill.

I walk up the hill inform boogiie that there is a sale at Macy's, boogiie jets to the sale.


My Hill.

[papayahed]

Damn it virgie!!!

Virgils hill.

I tell Virgil there's a sale at the computer store.


My hill.

[Boogiie___x]

=[ sadly i dont shop boogie takes the hill by blowing everything else up with napalm and then the hill becomes a floating island in the sky...<33

[Boogiie___x]

........screw it......**runs to the computer store** i had to..=[

[kathycf]

Boogie has the hill, and seems to have left it unattended to go to the computer store.
you snooze, you lose.
MY hill!

[Pendragon]

I heard something scrape by and open the dimensional window. Hummmmm. Wonder how they managed to get the hill to float? I also see a paper magically appear. What's this? Ah, The Goddess of Death and Destruction, fines me seven years off my life for "Malicious mischief in raining meteorites on Mil's head this morning?!" By the beards of the Four Dragons! No, we won't have that. I send her one back, "You want seven years, you come take them yourself, dark lady!"

I fire lightning bolts from my eyes, magnetizing the hill, and cementing it to the Earth again. Boogie's Hill, when she gets back, but it's not where she left it.
:brow:

Edit: Well, Kathy has it now. I think I sent her some rain... ;)

[rabid reader]

Pendragon has suffered from a near fatel assult by ravonious tuna that seemed to have been dropped from a plane by non-other then Rabid Reader.... My Hill!

[Boogiie___x]

........throws *kayla's* undergarments at rabid reader......sorry i had to....my hill!!!

[rabid reader]

I'm curious who's Kayla?

[kathycf]

Confused as to who currently has the hill, I sneak past Boogie and rabid reader having an indepth conversation about the identity of said Kayla and her errant undies.

Kathy's hill...

[Boogiie___x]

...takes tha hill from kathy.........kayla is someone you DO NOT want to know about...sorry for tha undies thing,, that was kind of...gross and evil...lol...my hill!!!!!!!!
=D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Since I was rolled away, the hill changed hands many times, but is now in Boogiie the Ex-owner's, until:

I see I have been rolled down into the scary wood, and I get up and run back up, not wanting to meet the codswallop alone!

I own the hill, so, though I do not send Boogiie to the woods, I take control. My hill!

[smilingtearz]

Mill has the Hill..

I tell him that the donkey association of the world has a meeting... he goes off leaving me incharge..
:D

My hill...

[Mililalil XXIV]

Eva has the hill.

I look back up the hill and see that the meeting was on the summit like every other time.

There is strength in numbers, and I'm president of the donkey association, so the hill is mine. Whisk!

[smilingtearz]

uhoh!...Mil forget's that i own the donkeys... and he's my fav. donkey..

i ask him to come sit next to me.. and get his donkey companions..
Fairytales are interesting azren't they.. especially those which include brave donkeys.. :D

Eva's hill.. the donkeys sit and listen to the stores being told..

[Mililalil XXIV]

As Eva holds the hill spellbound with an epic romance, we are treated to the following daydream:

Says Eva, "Mil returned in the nick of time and took his rightful place as my king, and let me stay on as a donkey hand. True story!"

The tale left all with the distinct impression that the hill is for ever mine.

[smilingtearz]

which was but an illusion..

I pinch Mil out of the dream.. The hill's still mine :D

[Mililalil XXIV]

Eva has the hill, and owns my stable. - but I'm a real boy again!

I ask my Fairy Godmother to please make Eva into a marionette. She doesn't, so I listen for Gary Busey's chopper to come and rescue me. I try telling an epic romance, but that accomplishes little - my throat is hoarse with speech. My last resource is the mysterious Aremich!

I turn the other way as he rids me of Eva's guardianship.

Seems I own the place now!

[shinigami]

Mil own the hill now...

Having been rid of by Eva's guardianship... he gets taken away by his "real" parents... which were under-disguise tourists...

I just happen to be the one passing by as Mil leaves to Antartica...

[papayahed]

Shini has the hill.

I walk up the hill, take out my fly swatter and swat Shini off the hill.


My Hill.

[kathycf]

papayahed has the hill
I tell her there is a mad sale on sandals at the store at the base of the hill. Off she goes!
Kathy's hill

[WhimsySA]

Kathy has the hill!

I yell at her from the bottom of the hill & tell her that there is an Ice-cream stand on the other side of the forest. She is so hot that she runs off leaving me to guard the hill!

My Hill!!!!!

[kathycf]

Whimsy's hill
She flutters about the hill, happy in her hill guardianship. Although sad to see her leave, I get out my giant wind machine and blow her away. bye bye!
Kathy's hill!!!!!!!

[WhimsySA]

Kathy's hill.

Once I've recovered from being swept off my feet I get my act together & go back to the hill. It's still really hot so I tell Kathy that there is a stream under the hill. I ask her if I can lift it so she can go & see & have a swim, she agrees & I run off with the hill tightly wrapped in my arms!

My Hill again!

[Pendragon]

I was having a nice flagon of kerosene when this mess of flopping fish show up out of nowhere! Well, for one who has actually met Leviathan, no other fish is going to scare me. "Ravenous Tuna?" I am more worried about what the weight of these scaly ocean dwellers are doing to my castle. I wonder if RR really has any concept of what a Tuna weighs. Oh, well. So long, RR, and thanks for all the fish! I have a nice dinner, anyway, no sense in letting that much tuna go to waste.

Who's got the hill now? Whimsey, eh? I yawn, sending her some fog. (Sorry about the fish smell!)

I have an absinthe nightcap and head for bed.

Might I point out, I do not have the hill. Whimsey does. I just sent her a gentle, tuna flavored fog.

Whimsey's hill! ;) :nod:

[papayahed]

Whimsey's Hill.

I bring in some industrial fans, blowing everything off the hill including that fishy fog.

My Hill.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Pen is... Whimsey?!? Woahhhhhhhhhh!
I send him/her/them to Tokyo to buy hats to wear elsewhere.

My hill!

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

When did you come back from Antartica??? Hm... I send some um.. "special" people to drug him.. and then smuggle him to Egypt... Say hi to Osiris for me!!!

My hill...

[WhimsySA]

Shini's Hill! (Mr Small Avatar)

Seeing that you are so small I send an army truck to drive over you! Then I use you as a snowboard & ride you down the hill. I leave you at the bottom & run up to claim the hill again!!!!!!!!!

My Hill!!!!!!

[shinigami]

Mr??Mr??? I am a MISS thank you very much.

Whimsy's Hill...

So what if I have a small avatar???? Kill's Whimsy with my scythe..

My Hill!!! MISS Small Avater's Hill...

Shinigami rules again!!!

[WhimsySA]

Sorry my friend Thingamajig was here & she said Mr!

Miss Shini's hill!!!

I rise from the dead & go after Shini, I chase her with her scythe! Seeing the rage in my eyes she runs for her life!!

My Hill!!!

[smilingtearz]

i tell whimsy there's a giant spider crwling up her wings... she runs around the hill madly scared of the tiny thing that's crawling up

amidst the confusion..
The hill's mine..

[WhimsySA]

EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! I hate spiders!!!!!!!!

I tell Eva that there is a rainbow that needs checking out, it seems to have lost it's colours! She runs of in a bit of a tizz!

The hill is mine!

[AimusSage]

Whimsy has the hill

It's mine! give it back, in the name of all things Aimus' and turnipy. Whimsy sees the giant turnip in my hand, and runs away in fright. (I stole the turnip from Kathy's dungeon if anyone was wondering) :p

My hill! The Maiden shrine needs to play louder music :)

*Turns on the giant soundsystem, and IRON MAIDEN! songs blast over the hill.

[WhimsySA]

Aimus' hill!

I tell him that there is a sale at the local music store on all Iron Maiden songs! He runs off to buy a truck full!

My hill

[smilingtearz]

oh AIMUS!!
MY HILL :D :lol:

edit: she beat me.. wait till Aimus get's that hill

Whimsy's hill
btw cool avtar :thumbs_up

[AimusSage]

Whimsy has the hill

I get back from the store, remembering I already have all the songs from Iron Maiden. I take the hill by smashing her head with the giant turnip from Kathy's dungeon! That'll show you!

My Hill!

[WhimsySA]

Aimus has the hill

I steal the turnip & make soup with it. The soup makes me super strong! I walk over to Aimus, pick him up & fling him into the lake at the bottom of the hill!

My Hill

[shinigami]

Whimsy's Hill...

After I take back my scythe I set loose a whole horde of spiders [forgot the actual collective term... sorry!!!] upon her whimsically happy self... Of course these spiders are special... Immortal and twice as icky...

My Hill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Weeping Willow]

Shinigami hill.. (not for long! )

From time to time i tend to get abit lazy so this time i think i'll just press the little red button lanching some missiles on the hill...
Guess what.. Shinigami is not on the hill anymore!

Willow is the King of the Hill!

[AimusSage]

Willow has the hill

I materialize on the altar of teleportation inside the IRON MAIDEN! shrine. I take one of the Phasers of lotsapain that are in the armory, and step out of the shrine, while it blasts 'number of the beast' over the hill. Willow, startled by the music, looks at the shrine, and sees me. It's the last thing he ever saw, as I vaporized him with the Phaser of lotsapain!

My Hill! :)

[kathycf]

Aimus has the hill
I tempt him down by shouting out the object of his love and obsession... "Turnip!!!"
He runs by to get that turnip so quicky I almost get whiplash from watching him.

My hill!

*edit* I had to put this in... :lol:

Aimus and the object of his affection
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/hrtface.gifhttp://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/turnip.jpg


Me--->http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h56/kathycf/smileys/ange.gif
No turnips in my dungeon! :D

[Pendragon]

Wow! What a lot of bother over a piece of insignificant property! You'd just think I'd left my hoard of gold down there. I am going to put up a sign for whoever owns the place at any given time. The sign will be visible, but insubstantial, so that they cannot destroy it. Back to my breakfast of Petrified Forest flakes with petrol.


http://www.smiliegenerator.de/s30/smilies-9920.png

EDIT: KATHY'S HILL!

[AimusSage]

Kathy has the hill

I use my remote to turn up the soundsystem in the IRON MAIDEN! shrine, waking the dragon, let him deal with her, I'll turn down the music to a more acceptable level once Kathy is gone. I am obviously in my dragon shelter, which is impenetrable for all things dragon.

Kathy's hill.

[Pendragon]

YEEOOOW! MUISC UP TOO LOUD! I open the dimensional window, but Kathy still has the hill and this is Iron Maiden Music. Aimus! And to think he and I set in negations about this hill! Where is the green turnip-lover? Ah, there. He thinks himself safe. No way, mon ami. Dragons, well, you don't know much about us, do you? I seen Aimus flying out of his shelter. Kathy's hill! And don't try that again! :brow:

[kathycf]

Thank you Pen and Aimus for guarding my lovely hill.
Yay, still my hill!

[AimusSage]

Kathy has the hill

Since the dragon is a little silly and forgot the deal, I decide the truce no longer hold true. I plant a thermo nuclear device inside his hoard of gold. Poor dragon, never knew what hit him. Shattered in a thousand pieces. Fortunately for me, one of the pieces, a tooth, managed to pierce Kathy's heart. Her days of turnip worship are over!

My hill!

[papayahed]

Jeez, I hate to do it......No I don't.

I gather my miniion of robot mokeys to storm the hill, sweeping away anything and everything not attached.

My Hill.

[smilingtearz]

A papaya falls on papaya's head!

My HILL!

[kathycf]

agh!

Whimsy's hill.
I pelt her with the turnips I stole from Aim.
Kathy's hill!

*edit* I'm sorry, I meant to say Smilingtearz, not Whimsy..

[papayahed]

Kathy's Hill

I find a magic carpet and send it up the hill. The carpet sweeps Kathy up and whisks her off to another identical hill across the ocean.

My Hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

My piglets show Papaya a mirage of a bigger hill that is identical, and as she sent Kathy away to an identical hill, she knows there are other hills, and seeing that it is bigger, she runs away

My hill

[Mililalil XXIV]

RJ has the hill.

I explain that this is not that elevation called "Mount Zion", and I helpfully release her from her imbalanced interest in this hill. What keeps me here, I wonder?

Perhaps just knowing that it is my hill?

[Pendragon]

Kathy has the hill

Since the dragon is a little silly and forgot the deal, I decide the truce no longer hold true. I plant a thermo nuclear device inside his hoard of gold. Poor dragon, never knew what hit him. Shattered in a thousand pieces. Fortunately for me, one of the pieces, a tooth, managed to pierce Kathy's heart. Her days of turnip worship are over!

My hill!My, my Aimus?!

1.) The Dragon is in another dimension with his hoard of gold. He only comes into this one when he wants to.

2.) A nuclear device blowing up this Dragon? For thousands of years I have not lived because I could be killed. Immortal, as are most of my race. Only those that have angered the Creator were cursed with death. The rest of our race moved to another dimension. You cannot kill me, silly little frog. I broke no treaty, I withdrew from the vain struggle for the hill. You tried to use me against Kathy who was also in our agreement.

3.) Do you want to know the horrors of Nifelheim? I can take you there. Be warned and be wise. Wake me not again to try and serve your purpose. I go deeper into my dimension, away from the contact point with this world. The hill is a trifle.

Papayahed's hill at the moment. I send her a light rain before I leave.

Papayahed's hill

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

My piglets show Papaya a mirage of a bigger hill that is identical, and as she sent Kathy away to an identical hill, she knows there are other hills, and seeing that it is bigger, she runs away

My hill

[AimusSage]

My, my Aimus?!

1.) The Dragon is in another dimension with his hoard of gold. He only comes into this one when he wants to.

2.) A nuclear device blowing up this Dragon? For thousands of years I have not lived because I could be killed. Immortal, as are most of my race. Only those that have angered the Creator were cursed with death. The rest of our race moved to another dimension. You cannot kill me, silly little frog. I broke no treaty, I withdrew from the vain struggle for the hill. You tried to use me against Kathy who was also in our agreement.

3.) Do you want to know the horrors of Nifelheim? I can take you there. Be warned and be wise. Wake me not again to try and serve your purpose. I go deeper into my dimension, away from the contact point with this world. The hill is a trifle.

Papayahed's hill at the moment. I send her a light rain before I leave.

Papayahed's hill

I think you are quite mistaken dear dragon, the treaty was that the hill would be united under my rule, not kathy's!

Besides, a transdimensional rift is easily created, and even dragons bow to the power of a thermo nuclear device. You are still composed out of matter, unfortunately for you, and are as such still capable of being vaporized. :nod:

But that is all beside the point! I shoot a poisonous dart with a blowpipe. It hits the piglet between the eyes, and kills instantly. :D

My hill

[RJbibliophil]

someone has the hill

Aimus is busy bickering with the dragon, and I and my piglets sneak up the hill and throw a big rock at Aim so he topples off the hill into the dragons mouth.

My hill

[Virgil]

Piglet's hill.


She's busy counting to 10,000 and doesn't realize that a robot snatches her up and tosses her down the hill.

Virgil's Hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Virgil's hill

I tip some humane soceity people about a wolf with rabies on the hill, and Virgil is deported to the pound.

My hill

[Pendragon]

I think you are quite mistaken dear dragon, the treaty was that the hill would be united under my rule, not kathy's!

Besides, a transdimensional rift is easily created, and even dragons bow to the power of a thermo nuclear device. You are still composed out of matter, unfortunately for you, and are as such still capable of being vaporized. :nod:

But that is all beside the point! I shoot a poisonous dart with a blowpipe. It hits the piglet between the eyes, and kills instantly. :D

My hillAnd still the Frog who would be King rants against one who has lived for many more lifetimes than he will ever know. You speak of things of which you are at best, misinformed. A transdimentional rift is easily created, eh, oh wise green sage? Not by you, or any you dare ally yourself with and remain yourself. Well did the Sage write: "Be sartain thou call naething up that ye cannae put back down."

If you ally yourself with such powers, such powers will destroy you in the end. I play the game no more. The ceaseless rivalry over this meaningless hill has saddened me sore. Our treaty was for you to be King, yet you prove yourself willing to sacrifice anyone for your own kingdom. I go deeper into the Shadowlands, with the elders of my race. I assure you, immortal means nothing made by the hand of man can ever harm me.

Yes, I can be destroyed, if I anger the Creator and my immortality is revoked.

Good fortune with the hill. From deep in Shadowland, we Dragonlords watch. But we shall not interfere again. Fare thee as thou wilt.

http://www.linkandpinhobbies.com/Graphics/saf_green%20dragon.jpg

[kathycf]

Hmm, I think RJ has the hill and Pen is guarding it for her?
Throwing all caution to the wind I just mosey up the hill and say...
Kathy's hill!


Fortunately for me, one of the pieces, a tooth, managed to pierce Kathy's heart. Her days of turnip worship are over!

Aimus, dear Aimus. I am not as easy to kill as all that! Haven't you read the death of the PAM thread? (actually called another creative game) ;)

[AimusSage]

Kathy has the hill

Not easily killed? I begin to belief you are quite undead. Since zombies like brains, I ensure with some strategically placed brains that Kathy tumbles down the hill, into the boiling lava below.

My hill.

[kathycf]

Aimus has delusions that he has the hill.
I give him his usual dose of "down to earth" pills and he realizes the hill is mine. There there, Aim. no worries.

Kathy's hill!

[Virgil]

Kathy's hill.

I sing her a lullaby and her insomniac gives way to sleep.

Virgil's Hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Virgil's hill.

Ah! I don't believe I've ever yet led you off of the hill! Allow me, my good man!

Ha! My hill!

[Virgil]

Mil's hill.

As you lead me off, I do a quick judo turn and knock you down the hil.

Still Virgil's hill!

[kathycf]

Virgil's Hill
I tell him the Yankees just won a game. He gasps in dismay and runs off.

My hill!

[Virgil]

Virgil's Hill
I tell him the Yankees just won a game. He gasps in dismay and runs off.

My hill!
:lol: Very good. Do you like baseball, Kathy?

Kathy's hill

I send out a pack of pitbulls up to her; but they are friendly pitbulls and Kathy runs off to play with them.

My hill!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Virgil's hill.

I try out Virgil's judo move on the master.

My hill. Zowie!

[kathycf]

:lol: Very good. Do you like baseball, Kathy?


Well, not that much. I remembered from the "What do you hate" thread that you mentioned something about the Yankees. ;) (thanks for the friendly pitbulls, by the way)

Mil's Hill
I bake a bunch of Mil's favorite cookies and leave them at the base of the hill. He smells them and cannot resist.
(of course if it was Aimus up there, I would have to make turnip cookies...:p )

My hill!

[RobinHood3000]

Kathy's hill!!

Feeling benevolent, Robin shoots her with a sleeping gas arrow to help her insomnia. She tumbles down and down the hill...ooh! That looked like it hurt...poor Mil...

My hill!!

[earthboar]

Robin's Hill.

First, the hill was just a hill. Then, it was not a hill.

Hill, not hill, what difference? The sea is where I want to be.

[RJbibliophil]

Robin's Hill

I send him fashion catologues with all the latest fashions, and Robin runs to the closest trying station with stars in his eyes to get the ridiculous frills and fusses.

My Hill

[kathycf]

RJ's hill
Since I just posted in the count to 10,000 game thread, I know she has gone to bed...night, night little one, dream of the hill, because it's now....
Kathy's Hill!

[Weeping Willow]

Kathy's Hill..

NOT!!... As night fall down all creatures must sleep and so does our little kathy...
To bad! as she falls asleep i take her gantly useng my longest branches and put her back in house.. and off back..

My hill!

[shinigami]

Willow's hill...

I return from the dead [school] and feels as sick and sleepy as ever... not to mention stressed out... I get so pissy that I destroy Willy..

Shinigami's Hill!!!!

[Pendragon]

(Very Deep in the Shadowlands The Dragon opens one eye) Hummmm. Um. Bah! Humbug! (The Dragon goes back to sleep.)




Shinigami's Hill!!!!

[Virgil]

Shini's hill

I climb the hill with a slice of chocolate cake and offer it to little shini and tell her that the rest of the cake is down the hill all for you. She takes one bite out of the slice and her taste buds are overwhelmed and she runs down to get more cake. (Hey this feels like something Rachel would have written!).

Virgil's hill!