King of the hill

[Misscaroline]

Inescapable? What do you take me for?

AimusSage's "hill"

I steal the Wings of retarded Icarus, the bow and arrow of some medieval lackie, some pomegranate seeds from Persephone and Brutus
I fly (like a bat...) out of Hell, shoot my favorite martian full of arrows like a dart board, who proceeds to run away- I plant the seeds, which grow to a tree, where I hide with my bow and arrows while Brutus circles below like a guard dog

My fortress, my hill

[AimusSage]

M.C's Hill

Explosions, lots of explosions on the hill next to the one M.C thinks she owns. It's the IRS, coming to collect hill taxes, you did pay them didn't you?
Well, I guess everyone forgets it from time to time.

However, as I did pay my taxes, (for once) they give me the hill as bonus.

My Hill.

[Misscaroline]

Taxes? That's it?

AimusSage's hill

The IRS comes back- they've discovered that he's been evading his pocket protector taxes. They haul him off to debtor's prison, where he'll remain there indefinitely because the IRS takes taxes VERY seriously- he's going to become one of those non-existent prisoners that receive horrible treatment and nil frills. Meanwhile, I've dug a tunnel from MY cell (nowhere near his) with a spork to the top of the hill.

Have fun in chains!
Miss Caroline's hill

[RobinHood3000]

Someone steal somebody's bow and arrow? :mad:

[Misscaroline]

Oh, get off my hill- you ditched me!

[AimusSage]

Your hill is the anthill over there.

This is my hill, as it has always been my hill, since the first emergence of the hill. That's history, and it is written by the victor. ME! :D

My hill.

[Misscaroline]

You assume you win. Your hill is a hologram that you just fell through, and y ou might want to get your eyes checked, because it's still my hill and I'm sitting in the middle of the tunnel, spork in victorious hand- remember?

Your hologram, my hill

[AimusSage]

You can have my hill for now. Have some fun with it. :)

[Misscaroline]

Will do!

Miss Caroline;)

Hope to see you around!

[Madhuri]

I seal the ends of the tunnel. :D

MY HILL!!!!

[Virgil]

Maddy's hill.

I tell her that at the bottom of the hill is a real pretty bow for her long dark hair. She runs down to see, and finds only a crazy barber with a scissor trying to cut her hair. She runs off.

Virgil's Hill!

[shinigami]

Virgil's hill...

I call my personal pack of wolves to come by and Virgil runs with his tail between his legs...

Shini's hill!!!!

[kilted exile]

Shini's Hill

Such a shame for Shingami being that tiny, she does seem to got trampled on when people climb hills.

My hill

[Madhuri]

I lure Kilt with my smile :) *batting eyelashes* "sweet and innocent smile* ;)

my weapons that work all the time..he he he

The charm worked....:banana: :banana:

MY HILL!!!! :D

[Nightshade]

I sho maddie the brochure for a new earing shop that she just must see so she goes off I claim the hill...
I think we all know what comes next....:D

[shinigami]

Nightshade's hill...

I tell her there are smiley ruins underground... She goes off on an excavation to the center of the earth to search for the giant smiley :)

My hill :-p

[Nightshade]

I find the giant milie and come back with the decndants of David Innes and Claim the hill!!

[shinigami]

Then I summon up my Deathsmilie which you kiss.. you're dead.. Hahaha sucks to be you...

My HILL... Mine Mine Mine

[Nightshade]

but since I am Lady of the smilies I am infact immune to all forms of smilie poison so I was just pretending and the smilies attack you hill while you are celbrating and oops wast that you we threw out the window ahh well


my hill!!

[shinigami]

Nightshades hill,

I get mad and destroy all the smilies in the world. I erase their very existence on the planet and it's history...
Since Nightshades is the Lady of the smilies... She naturally dies and is destines to wait forever in purgatory for hell where she is number 2568 and is stuck between an ugly fat man who tries to grope her and a stinky fat slobby man who falls asleep and drools on her shoulder.... Mwahahhaha!!!

Shini's hill Shinigami desu!

[Madhuri]

Shini is feeling guilty at destroying all the smilies, and has now set out to find new smilies, to make up with Night.

I have the hill now. :banana:

MY HILL!!!!

[AimusSage]

Madhuri's Hill

Walking around in purgatory on my way to kick the horned one for not releasing Night and getting her back to earth the moment he saw she was in purgatory, I notice Madhuri, who, strangely enough, sits on my hill. I'll have to deal with that. :nod:

But first I call the Martian military and tell them to up the production of smilies in the secret production facility to make up for the loss of smilies on earth. As the production facilities kick in, a horde of smilies decent onto earth, where they are greated by Night, who was just released from purgatory by Mr. Satan himself.

Time to deal with the illegal occupant of my hill.

I tell Madhuri it is a very nice picture of her in her profile, but that it is a bit unclear. She immediately runs of to find a bigger and better picture.

My hill, taken without the use of excessive force, if you don't count the beating I gave the horned one. :D

[Madhuri]

Illegal!!! :eek: It was always mine...

Anyways, I know how to reclaim my property. :D

I tell Aimus, that some very honoured guests from Mars have come visiting him, and to recieve them he has to go to the guest house downhill. As soon as he enters the room, I lock it from outside. The illegal occupant is in now and the rightful occupant (ME) is now sitting on top of the hill...:banana:

My HILL!!!

[kathycf]

Madhuri's hill.

Say, Madhuri, there is a free earring giveaway going on at the Earrings R' Us store. Whats that you say? You gotta go? Hey, no prob, I will be more than happy to take over the hill. Super!

My hill....

[shinigami]

I find the smilies and make up with Night, on my way back I gasp as I see the hill with someone else on it. Hm... Kathy?!?! I mean, Kathy has the hill... I kick her and she runs to her mama...

My hill dearies!

[Jay]

Enough bickering, the rightful owner is here! I roar and everybody runs away as fast as they can. Now this redefines 'bad breath' just ok ;)

MY hill!

[kathycf]

Hm... Kathy?!?! I mean, Kathy has the hill... I kick her and she runs to her mama...

My hill dearies!
My "mama" passed away a few years ago.

Still Jay's hill, I am just guarding it for her....

[kathycf]

Ok, no more nice.

Jay's hill

She has freely admitted her roar is a smelly affair, and I barrage her with bottles of mouthwash until she ceases and desists her illegal hill occupation. Off with you!

Kathy's (yes...Kathy's) hill.

[Jay]

Kathy's hill...

After I've improved my breath problem (ie got rid of all that mouthwash thing), I run on top of my hill to find Kathy sitting in MY rocking chair/throne, which makes me unimaginatively mad. Being a deity and all that minor details you trespassers keep missing, I cause a flood and wash Kathy away... unfortunately losing my rocking chair/throne in the process. *sigh* The war has demanded its first casualty. *sniff*
*cough* ahem, anyway, the hill be mine again!

[Pensive]

Jay's Hill.

Pensive loves her hill. Can't see anyone else having control on it, even Jay. So she makes up the golden plan in which she makes up her mind that she would send her fellow birds to fetch the hill from Jay. Her powerful, non-powerful; big, little; happy, sad; all bird-friends fly at Jay's place and come back with the hill.

Pensive's Hill!
HER VERY OWN HILL!

[Jay]

Pensive thinks she has the hill.

Another minor detail, birdy ;), you forgot to get rid of me. Next time you abduct a hill, make sure to leave the tyrant behind ;). Thanks for the ride though, it was a blast.

My hill :cool:

[shinigami]

Jay's hill...

Jay didn't wake up during camp and as a cause of that the commanding officer of the camp punished him... nuid a dike around the whole camp.. Sadly, as he was doing this.. he contracted the dengue virus and was sent to the hospital, needing blood... As such, the commanding officer needed to inform the parents and assigned me as their leader..

My Hill...

[ very sorry kathy dear...]

[Virgil]

Shini's hill.

Well, her personal pack of wolves have gone home and virgil calls his pack over, and Shini runs off very scared.

Virgil's hill!

[shinigami]

Virgil's hill...

Apparently, my personal pack of wolves has gone back to The Den, well.. then I call forth my murder of crows and my ravens... Virgil's pack has run off... with Virgil with them...

Shini's hill

[Bluebiird]

My dragon friends and I have decided that you mere mortals just can't handle the power of 'the hill' so, we decide that we are goint to take over.
I offer Shini a pile of the purest dragon gold to kindly leave the hill. She agrees and takes her new found treasure with her.
Little does she know that it's magic gold, that turns into dust when she is at the bottom of the hill. My dragon friends guard the hill and name me queen of it :D
MY HILL!!!
BLUEBIIRD'S HILL!!!:lol:

[shinigami]

May I kindly remind Bluebiird that I am.. immortal... with that said, I do believe that your dragon friends are having a party.. Off she goes...

Shini's hill

[Bluebiird]

In tht case, dear Shini, would you consider an aliance with us dragons?

[Nightshade]

Ive had time to rejuvinate so while they were negotiating I walk in and with my friends ( and may I say very angry fans) the genie and the martians I get the hill back and and secure it :D
hahahah
my hill!!

[kathycf]

Um, Night's hill...
Okay, I am just going to take a stab at this. The People Above Me have formed an alliance that plots to steal MY hill (it isn't paranoia if "they" really are out to get you...) I wrap my head in tinfoil so they cannot read my thoughts and build an underground bunker to hide in.

My hill!

*edit*

[ very sorry kathy dear...]
No, I'm sorry. There is no way you could have known and I apologize for being over-sensitive.

[shinigami]

Dear Bluebiird, if I have an alliancewith you and your dragons then I'd have to have an alliance with Pen as well now won't I? If Pen would consider to have an alliance...

With that said it is kathy's hill...

The tinfoil around her head protects her as her underground bunker collapses but she suffocates and is carried of by the mole people...

My hill

[kathycf]

shinigami's hill

The reason the mole people have carried off my corpse is because they think I am a queen ( I think it is the tinfoil that confuses them). The mole shaman casts a resurrection spell on me and voila! Here I am, thanks for watching my hill, don't let the door hit ya on the way out.

My Hill!

[Bluebiird]

Dear Bluebiird, if I have an alliancewith you and your dragons then I'd have to have an alliance with Pen as well now won't I? If Pen would consider to have an alliance...
My hill

That depends on Pen. Not all dragons group together.

"Look guys, Mole people"
We dragons have a taste for mole people. We hold Kathy to randsom. The mole people must offer themselves to us on a dish if they don't want to see her eaten.
So, I guess this hill is ours once again. Now, I have to wash up before the mole people feast:D .

[shinigami]

I suppose.. then shall we have ourselves an allegiance Bluebiird-dear?

Bluebiird didn't actually state it to be her hill but since kathy has been held ransom and the mole people are being digested...

I might as well... Shinigami's hill

[Madhuri]

People of the hill have refused to accept Shini as the owner because of her short stature :p :D

I on the other hand have such queenly presence that all have become my followers, making ME the owner....

*standing proudly* *head held high*...:D

MY HILL!!! :banana:

[Bluebiird]

I suppose.. then shall we have ourselves an allegiance Bluebiird-dear?

Indeed :D .
Madhuri Doesn't realise that we also eat queenly people too :lol: I call the ribs. You guys can have the rest.

So, this hill is now under the jurisdiction of the dragon alliance. Now, to celebrate, we shall feast.

[kathycf]

Bluebiird's Hill

She didn't realize the moral implications of eating people and was so overcome with remorse (and indigestion) she abruptly vacated the hill.

Kathy's Hill!

[camel lights]

:banana:

lol

[kathycf]

Hmm, camel lightl's hill.

Bah, do you think a dancing banana is going to shove me off my hill? Think again, pal...think again. ;) :p

The hill is mine, all mine.

[camel lights]

hahahahahah..most joyous.............
Now you uhh think again:)

Camel lights king of the hill...lol

[Nightshade]

The smilies led 'mel away with fairy lights guess who is incharge?

ME my hilll
MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

( finally got me an evil laugh too courtesy of Martian knife ((or is it knives) INC ) and the museum let me borrow it:D:D

[Madhuri]

I spread the rumor that Night now wants to be called -- Nighty...:D
She rolled down the hill with laughter...

MY HILL....Mine, Mine, Mine, Mine.........Ha ha ha ha.......

:banana:

[Nightshade]

Maddie is invited to the mad tea party...she thinks its in here honor so she toodles off leaving MYMY MY hill behind:nod:

[papayahed]

I give Night a coupon for a free manicure, she runs. Papaya's hill.

[gnome_rogue]

i push papayahed in front of a moving van!!!

MY HILL!!!

[Nightshade]

ow not nice that pulls the mat or in this case hill from under gnome with new ultra pretty hands

My hill

[Pendragon]

The Dragon opens the dimensional doorway to check his mail, and glances down at The Hill Hummmm. Night has the hill now. They aren't ever going to stop fighting over the bloody lump, so the Dragon decides to up the ante. Reaching back into his gold hoard, he seizes a large chest, and drops it hard enough to bury it in the soil on the hill. He chuckles. Night just became rich, but she doesn't even know it. And when they discover the gold, they'll really fight over the hill. Good luck, Night! :) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/15/15_3_9v.gif

[Jay]

Right, Pen thinks he has the hill.

Let's not forget how the dragons always end up siding with me (wonder why, must be the fresh breath :p) and how a certain Pen ends up a little bit crispy around the edges whenever that happens... oh, right, after Pen's left to tend to his crispy edges, I rightfully reclaim

MY hill! :D
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a157/jayellen/thh/rk01_01.gif

[ShoutGrace]

Taking due note of Jay's affinity for smileys (as evidenced most recently by her use of the dragon above), I place a bucket of pertinent and ingenious smileys just for Jay at the bottom of the hill, and while she is busy perusing the contents, I gingerly ascend what may perhaps be my first hill. :D

[Madhuri]

I tell Shout there are some very good philosophy related discussions going down the hill....as he descends, it is me who takes over the hill :banana:

MY HILL!!! Yay!! :D

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill (enjoy while it lasts :D)

Having collected all of the smilies (greedy, didn't took as long as you expected SG, did it? ;)), I recruit a smiley army and march Madhuri off

MY HILL!!

[SummerSolstice]

I, Katsami, Ninja of Deadliest Beauty, drop down from the sky and aaaah-sah-sin-ate Jay with barrages of shuriken!

Hill of the Ninja! MY HILL!!

[Jay]

Ninja of Deadlies Bauty's hill

I pin the said ninja to the nearest tree with a pair of borrowed sais and continue my rule undisturbed ;)

My hill :cool:

[Madhuri]

Some Sumo wrestlers came to take revenge and Jay made a good tasty meal for them :D

Problem solved forever. :banana:

My Hill!!

[shinigami]

Madhuri's hill...

Shinigami hypnotizes her dancing bananas... they think she's a fellow banana and take her to the ice cream factory... where they think they will be given free ice cream but... Let's just say we have a Madhuri split...

Shinigami's Hill... :)

[kathycf]

Shini's hill

The bananas take a nasty revenge on wee Shini after such a terrible trick. Doh!

My hill. :)

[shinigami]

kathy's hill...

she goes to sleep... I take the hill as I tuck her in bed...

my hill :)

[Madhuri]

I tie Shini to the bed and coolly march off to rule over my hill...:banana:

MY HILL!!! *can you see the big grin* :D :D :banana:

[Jay]

No ;)

Madhuri ran off to check on her grin, leaving the hill for grabs, guess what...

My hill! :cool:

[AimusSage]

Jay's hill (ha! as if)
*whistling*

"look! a giant miniature space monkey in a bathing suit trying to catch a hot and fiery hamster on a glacier in Iceland!"

My hill!

[Jay]

Green octopus's hill (dream on!)

*adds the giant miniature space monkey in a bathing suit to her army and sends it marching*

Run for your miserable life while I'm in a good mood! :p

Suffering from a sudden stroke of genius, Aimus has been last seen running down the hill screaming.

My hill! *polishes her throne*

[AimusSage]

Green octopus's hill (dream on!)

*adds the giant miniature space monkey in a bathing suit to her army and sends it marching*

Run for your miserable life while I'm in a good mood! :p

Suffering from a sudden stroke of genius, Aimus has been last seen running down the hill screaming.

My hill! *polishes her throne*
Wooh! It's so clean and shiney! Sits in his polished throne.

All I had to do was create a paradox that ensured Jay is in the pegasus galaxy, enjoying a very nice dinnerparty... with the Wraith. :p

As usual, my hill. :D

[Jay]

My hill... I mean, Aimus's hill :angel:

You keep your hill, I'll keep the Pegasus galaxy ;)... second thoughts... I'll keep the Pegasus galaxy and MY hill!

I manage to 'borrow' a Wraith ship, turn Aimus into an energy signature and re-polish my throne.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

My hill... I mean, Aimus's hill :angel:

You keep your hill, I'll keep the Pegasus galaxy ;)... second thoughts... I'll keep the Pegasus galaxy and MY hill!

I manage to 'borrow' a Wraith ship, turn Aimus into an energy signature and re-polish my throne.

My hill!
What's with the sudden need to polish your throne? Got a cleaning disorder? I ought to get you admitted into a mental hospital, but I'll do one better, I'll just call Richard Picardo to do some brainsurgery.

Woopsee, he took out your entire brain, sorry, but guess what? the gate that holds my energy signature puked me out, and I landed right on top of the hill.

My hill.

[Nightshade]

um no see that sock sticking out from under the throne??
yes well thats mine proves I was here first push off *shoves aiomus and jay off thehill into a snowglobe*

well thats a nice snowglobe perfect for my septer oh and
its MY hill!

[kilted exile]

I offer to affix the snowglobe onto the sceptre for Night, when she hands it over I bop her on the head with it then roll her down what is most definetely.....

MY Hill!

[Nightshade]

uhhh:eek2: I march back up the hill ( and on stillts) twist kilteds ear for being so sneaky and send him to the naughty corner and reclaim the throne on what is rightfully


My hill!!

[Jay]

Night's hill.

Doing security checks around the hill, Night notices that Kilted has disappeared from his naughty corner. She is so set on having Kilted there that she sets of to find him no matter what. It just so happens that a certain someone stashed Kilted on the nearest intergalactic transport to a galaxy far, far away and 'accidentally' left a bill for the ticket on Night's table... and off she went!

My hill!

[Madhuri]

I tell Jay that she is two votes short for being the queen of the hill, these two people being Night and Kilt. And, now, that she has to have those two votes, I give her a no-return ticket, and off she goes never to return again...:D

MY HILL!! :cool: :banana:

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

I don't need no poll to reclaim my hill! :D After I make sure everything is ok in my galaxy, I hitch a ride back to my hill, accidentally parking my ride on top of Madhuri. Whoops, hope I didn't kill anyone this time? :p

MY hill :cool:

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill :rolleyes:

As Jay was hitch-hiking in a rickety spaceship, some accident had to happen, and there she vanishes in the thin vaccum. Happy Floating Galaxy tour :D

I am having a nice cup of tea on MY hill, gazing at the star Jay, who once was some Jay...:D

MY HILL!!! :cool: :banana:

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

Being a star, I'm rather unstable. Suddenly I send a flare Madhuri's way, vaporizing her from the face of MY HILL! :p

[Madhuri]

The vapour, that is me, has turned into a huge cloud. And, in a huge flood like downpour Jay is washed away...:D

I continue to rule on MY HILL!! :banana:

[AimusSage]

There is only one lord of the hill, and he does not share power!!!

and he doesn't have a ring either :D

I am ofcourse referring to the almighty Aimus.

My hill. :p

[Jay]

Somebody with a powerhungry streak stole my hill. Again.

I decided that I'm not going to be as mean as him. I'll share. I'll share my destiny with him... in fact, he can have it. Enjoy the ride on the flood waves :wave:

My hill :D

[Madhuri]

I tell Jay, that she can have her hill, only if she is able to catch a fish in the Dead Sea...Good Luck fishing. :D

I am enjoying a real fish on MY HILL...:D :banana:

[AimusSage]

It's the lord of the hill again, the flood waves were a temporary distraction.

Quite an enjoying one too! Great surfing.

But it's my hill again, I annihilate everyone on it, including the fish. :p

My hill.

[Madhuri]

No Fish :eek2:

With no fish around, there is nothing left to eat. The Lord has starved, and is now looking down upon MY HILL...:cool: from up above somewhere.

I am cooling myself in a pool of water, with a lot of fish to eat...:D :banana:

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

I don't think taking a bath in a pool full of piranhas is such a great idea, Madhuri, could get... final pretty quickly ;)

My hill.

PS: But hey, you were right, there were a lot of fish and it did include eating :D, it just didn't go according to the plan :p

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill :rolleyes:

Angels have granted me a boon of another life, after seeing all the injustice and trick that was played on me to enter the piranha pool.

I rise like a phoenix, and with double my strength I quickly shove all miscreants lurking around MY HILL into a black hole. :D

MY HILL!! :cool: :banana: :banana:

[Jay]

Madhuri's hill.

Being the infamous miscreant lurking around the hill, I know the surrounding pretty well. I simply use the gravitational pull of the black hole to suck the hill in and rule on my hill on top of the singularity undisturbed :cool:

My hill with a pretty black hole... love the new scenery! :D

edit: in case there's someone who'd like to suggest that black holes actually don't suck things in, humour me, would ya? :p

[Nightshade]

JaY's HILL..BUT NOT FOR LONG
She got seriously wounded in the battle of the ships and I let kilted fix her up:brow:

Oh yes so now shes out of the way and its MY MY MY MY HILL!!

[Madhuri]

Nights hill.

I tell Night that there is a very rare collection of books in the library down the hill, that she might want to add in her library.

As she enters the premises, I lock it from outside. The Lady of Smilies has been imprisoned forever. :D

I continue to rule on MY HILL :cool: :banana:

[kathycf]

Madhuri's hill

I march up the hill with a bunch of Jay's old socks. Luckily for me, I am wearing a gasmask. Maddie is not so fortunate....:sick:

My, oh MY hill. :D

[zanna]

Kathycf's hill.
But, seeing as she has to go grocery shopping, and I tell her a fancy limo is waiting to take her to Harods (sp), she skips off of MY HILL! :) :banana:

I think bananas are great at victory dances. They look like they're saying "I win, I win!" all the time. :D

[bluevictim]

zanna slips on a banana peel, and falls off of MY HILL.

[kathycf]

bluevictim's hill

I open up a teleporter and bluevictim gets moved to some other, almost as pleasant, hill. With the head of a fly, no less.

Kathy's hill!

[zanna]

dastardly, traitorous bananas! :flare:
but, due to my great propensity to falling up things, I, in the epitome of clumsiness, fall up my hill, taking out the poor king "May she rest in peace," in the process.
King, Queen, whatever

[kathycf]

ha, I beat you this time zanna. :p

I guess that makes the hill all mine!!!

[bluevictim]

kathycf left the teleporter door open, so zanna falls up through it onto my other, almost as pleasant, hill, which (due to the nature of the fabric of spacetime) causes me to teleport back to the hill. MY HILL, that is.

EDIT (argh! asynchronous communication): kathycf falls through the teleporter, too.

[zanna]

well, I seriously considered staying on my new hill, but of course you want what you can't have, so I teleported back to the hill, and in the aftermath of the teleporter's explosion, realized I am the last (wo)man standing on MY HILL!

[kathycf]

:lol: The hill has been busy!

zanna's hill

The hill is warm, nay hot, nay molten due to all the recent activity. Poor zanna, she looks a little....melty. Luckily I have my firewalker shoes on, no problem for me to stroll up and claim...

My hill!

[Jay]

Kathy's hill (I knew those socks would come in handy sometimes ;) )

Putting my hazardous radioactive socks on, no amount of molten whatever can ever hurt me. I sneak behind Kathy and shout BOOOOOO!!! loudly, causing Kathy to slip and slide all the way down the side of the hill... What is it with Kathy and gravitation recently? :D

My hill :cool:

[Tinita09]

Jay's hill

Tinita09 uses her new version of a Dirt Devil, and cleans all of the molten away. As Jay appreciatively shakes her hand for cleaning the mess, Tinita09 pushes him down with her other hand, while politely saying "Your welcome."

Tinita09's hill!

[zanna]

Tinita09's hill

meanwhile, zanna sneaks up the hill with a :banana: , covers Tinita's mouth, and quietly growls, "You'll give up the hill if you know what's good for you, lollypop." Tinita is so scared of the rival gangstmember that she quakes for a minute, only an instant, mind you, but that's all the time it takes for zanna to boot her off the hill!

My hill! (brandishes :banana: and laughs gangsta laugh)

[Sempra]

Zanna's hill

From a cliff off to the distance a cable shoots out and clings onto the surface of the hill. Down rappels Sempra and on his back a bag full of cramped primates. With a grin Sempra pulls the bag open sending the group of hungry monkeys rampaging towards Zanna. He is overpowered and during the confusion that ensued his arm was mistaken for the bigger fruit...
He tumbles down the hill along with Sempra's chimpy companions, leaving Sempra alone to claim his territory.

Sempra's hill (he unpeals Zanna's dropped :banana: and takes a big bite, savoring the flavor)

[kathycf]

Sempra's Hill

Sempra should have known better. Dancing bananas will only induce motion sickness. Sempra now finds he needs to vacate the hill, pronto. :sick: Aw, I feel bad, but regret has no place on...

MY HILL!!!

[Sempra]

Kathy circles the summit of the hill in victorious glee, when all of the sudden her foot catches a ditch and she loses balance. Kathy falls over, but catches an edge of the hill, roaring waters below her. Hanging on by a mere finger, she looks up to see Sempra, still a little green, but smiling as he gently lifts the finger that keeps her on his untouchable hill. Sempra waves goodbye to his unfortunate adversary.

Sempra's hill:p

[The Bookinator]

Sempra starves to death from lack of food on the hill.
In the words of the seagulls from Finding Nemo
"MINE"
My hill, fools! Bwahahaa! ^_^

[zanna]

The Bookinator's hill

as the name might imply, the Bookinator is very possesive of his (her?) books, and when I snatch one from behind his back and toss it for the hills (ahem, those distant ones), he runs away, screaming, "Nooooo! Not Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!" I shake my head, a little ashamed of so provoking a fellow book lover, but still sit down, pleased, on MY HILL!

[Jay]

Zanna's hill.

Making sure s/he (? sorry, lost track) stays 'cooler than you' indeed, I put him/her into a freezer and conveniently forget all about him/her. Now an icicle can't rule a hill, can it?

My hill!

[Madhuri]

Jay's Hill.

I take out some five-six ice trays from the freezer, and shove all the ice cubes down Jay's t-shirt :p. She runs down the hill doing a chilly dance :lol:

With me on top of the hill, its a nice warm place. :D

My Hill!! :cool: :banana:

[The Bookinator]

The Bookinator's hill

as the name might imply, the Bookinator is very possesive of his (her?) books, and when I snatch one from behind his back and toss it for the hills (ahem, those distant ones), he runs away, screaming, "Nooooo! Not Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire!" I shake my head, a little ashamed of so provoking a fellow book lover, but still sit down, pleased, on MY HILL!

Ooo... you have found the Bookinator's weakness.;) She (for I am a she) comes back with the full boxed set of every Harry Potter book on a Firebolt and promptly takes out Madhuri with a lumos in the eyes.:p Madhuri takes a one way sled down the hill as Book sits down and enjoys random quoting of her favorite series.:lol:


"MY HILL!":D

[zanna]

Bookinator's hill.
Well, since I finally had a chance to thaw out, I decided I wanted a cold drink from the fridge on top of the hill. Strolling to the summit, I comment to her, "Man, that Daniel Ratcliff! He'll talk your ear off if you don't figure out a disappearing spell! And so cute! Oh, well, enough talking to the famous movie star that plays Harry Potter for one day . . . "
The Bookinator, whose eyes have been getting wider by the second, asks, "Where," while looking around excitedly. "Oh, off in that direction," I reply with a wave of my hand. "Think Rowling was there too, but I was too busy talking to all the others." Overwhelmed by the possibility of seeing the famous author, The Bookinator scrambles down MY HILL! :D

[Sempra]

Zanna's hill

Shortly after Sempra's death his ghost flies up to the top of the hill and posesses Zanna's body. Using Zanna Sempra's ghost performs a dark ritual to reanimate his corpse. Under the influence of the ghost, Zanna throws himself into a well, and Sempra's spirit leaves him to assume control of his own body. With triumph Sempra marches up to the hill and claims it as his own.

Sempra's hill

[zanna]

Sempra's hill
Fortunately for me, my name isn't Tikitikitembonosawrembocherryberrypuccipipperrypim bo, it's only Zanna. So, when I fell down the well, and my talking mackaw flew away to alert the others, he only had to say, "Zanna fell down the well! Help! I want a cracker!" They were quite confused, and didn't do anything, but it turned out fine, because I had my handy-dandy :banana:, which I threw sky-high, hoping to catch the attention of Santa and his reindeer. :santasmil Fortuanately, he was able to hoist me out, and dropped me smack in the center of MY HILL, after burying Sempra in coal that was overdue from last Christmas. :)

[~uccello~]

Zanna's Hill
After distracting zanna's mackaw with a cracker and santa with some recently made banana cookies, I ran crazily to the top of the hill yelling "Tikitikitembonosawrembocherryberrypuccipipperrypim glow"
"That's not how it goes!" Zanna cried, and sprinted off of MY HILL to find the storybook to prove it. Now if I could only remove some of this coal....

[Jay]

Uccello's hill.

In uccello's attempt to get rid of the coal, s/he set it on fire, arguing that if it's burnt, the wind could just do the job with the ashes. Unfortunately, the said wind also made the fire spread way too fast, cremating uccello alive. ;)

My hill :cool: *doodles in the ashes :p*

[smilingtearz]

while Jay "Doodles" in the ash, she doesn't notice eva quietly come behind her
Pushing her down the hill (Eva jumping around joyfully).. still doodling in the ashes, Jay goes rolling down the hill... MY HILL muahaha!

[~uccello~]

smilingtearz's hill
Little does Jay know that I previously stole her hazardous radioactive socks~ which work surprisingly well in flames I might add~ and survived the fire. Unfortunetely, I could not fit my entire body into the socks and my baby toe was burnt to ashes (would you people please stop doodling in it~ it tickles). While attemting to emerge from the socks I accidentally bump jumping-for-joy smilingtearz/eva and she gets caught in a masive gust of wind and blown away.
(Man, what is with the wind lately on MY HILL?)

[The Bookinator]

Suddenly, a tornado blows out of nowhere and sucks uccello up the little hidy-hole o' doom. Bookinator Apparates onto the hill and rename's it Hogwarts. Nothing can convince Book of leaving now. Deciding to build a magical school on top, Book cries out triumphantly,
"MY HILL!"
Book then prepares for (wanna be) Death Eater attacks.

[Sempra]

Book's hill

Sempra, disguised as a death eater, and his friend, (the wanna be) Voldemort break into the school. The dark lord hands Sempra a long wand and they both cast Patronuses around the school, tearing down the "New" Hogwarts. At the sight of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named Book trembles in fear. Sempra then marches up and says the incantation "Stupefy!" which sends a jet of red light at Book, paralyzing New Hogwart's founder. Sempra looks across the leveled plan atop the hill and cries
"My hill!!!!"

[smilingtearz]

Sempra's hill..

hmm.. Smilingtearz carried off by the "gust of wind" reaches a room at hogwarts and finds a mysterious silver cloak, realizing it was the same thing that fascinated her when she read the harry potter books she covers herself with it and checks the mirror.. "ahhh i look nice..ahem!"
covered under the invisiblity cloak .. she reaches the Hill, and sees sempra pretty insane and looking upwards repeatedly crying "My Hill, My hill!".. Smilintearz has this nice chocolate cupcake that she brings for pretty Sempra, who forgets the hill and all and goes behing the choco cuppy cake floating mid-air..and later put on top of a branch of a tree that Sempra is now trying to climb..
Meanwhile, *evil laugh*... "my hill-oh my hill!!

[Madhuri]

Smilingtearz Hill!

I told her she is cutting the branch, sitting on the wrong side.

There she goes......
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
~thud~

That must be hurting....Well, only if she listened.....anyways....

She's gone away to nurse herself...and I get to rule on my hill...

MY HILL!! :cool:

:banana:

[kathycf]

Maddie's hill

It has since been revealed that Madhuri is completely wild about squishy cheese in cans so I know if I rattle a few cans at the base of the hill she will come a running. *rattle*

Yep, works like a charm. My oh my...

Hill!

[bluevictim]

Unfortunately, those were ACME cans, so they exploded when they were opened. No one was hurt, but the loud noise knocked kathycf off the hill. I was wearing earplugs so I just leisurely stroll onto

my hill.

[seasong]

I bring a rotten banana peel and throw it at your feet and you trip and fall off the hill and in triumph I claim

my hill.

[Madhuri]

Seasong's hill.

I have all the fool proof ideas, and that is what I did -- used one of the great ideas from the "Senior Butcher Guide Book" :D

I dig up the entire circumference of the hill, and start a fire, anyone who tries to cross the fiery pit will be roasted....HA HA HA

I see from the top of My Hill, the sad ending of Seasong....tsk tsk...

I once again rule over my hill...

My Hill!!! :cool:

[Sempra]

Madhuri's hill

Madhuri fails to remember it is in the middle of winter. With not a shred of life to burn on the fire around the hill dies out. Madhuri quickly runs to a nearby tree for some firewood where Sempra happens to be napping on after feasting upon a delicious choco cupcake from smilingtearz. S/he begins hacking at the tree when Sempra awakes and spots the opportunity to sieze the hill. With not a second thought he jumps from the tree and lands directly on top of Madhuri, buried into the snow. Sempra races to once again to rightfully claim his hill.

My hill

[The Bookinator]

After eating such a a delicious chocolate cupcake (or so I'm told), Sempra got a cramp from running at mach 5 to the hill. With a sigh, S flopped onto the valuable mound and took a nap. Little did s/he realize that Book had awakened after the Stupify and had found her pointy stick of doom. Taking the pointy stick, she poked Sempra in the rear, surprising the napping artist. Sempra went flying down the hill crying, "The Cupcakes are coming! The Cupckaes are coming! Flee!" Madhuri, who was just getting up after being struck by a gravity bound tree-dweller, was once again (ouch) run over the not-so-starving artist and both were knocked cold promptly. Thrusting the pointy stick of doom up into the air, Book called out proudly, "FREEEEDOM! ...Wait no, wrong line. *Ahem* MY HILL! Bwa ha ha ha ha haa!!"
And that was how the Mighty Queen of the Pointy Sticks came into rule. Fools. ^_^

[seasong]

Bookinator's hill

I sing at Bookinator's resonant frequency and she shatters...in a completely repairable fashion I assure you. Then I stroll up and claim

my hill.

[zanna]

Seasong's hill.
Having just finished watching a very intense bout of wrestling, zanna charges up the hill and unleashes her fury on seasong, and after much teeth-gnashing and a few battle crys, seasong runs for the other hills upon hearing the "leroy jenkins" roar, a most effective weapon in hill battles. Exhausted, Zanna collapses on HER HILL!

(weird to write about myself in third person like that, but hey. whatever works, right?)

[bluevictim]

zanna's hill.

The exhausted, collapsed zanna was easily nudged off of

my hill.

[zanna]

:lol:
Darn, musta wasted my vocal chords on that great battle cry. *sigh* It's stll a great one, if yelled correctly. Zanna challenges Bluevictim to a footrace around the hill, and shoves (him?) off when he beings to flag.
:D My hill.

[bluevictim]

There happened to be a trampoline right where bluevictim landed and he bounced back and knocked zanna off.

My hill.

[zanna]

Shoot! The bum luck!
But, once again, zanna's extreme clumsiness (worth a few mil, if caught on home video) manages to take out bluevictim on his return bounce, causing him to splat a ways off. My hill.

[bluevictim]

Just before bluevictim fell off, he planted a bunch of explosives on the hill; the explosives explode. This confuses all the snakes burrowed in the hill and they all come out and scare zanna off.

My hill.

[zanna]

:eek: Oh, no! Bluevictim's hill.
But, the snakes stick around, and since B can't speak parsltounge, ends up accidently offending them, so they eat him! :eek: Leaving the hill quite free to be claimed by moi. :D

[The Bookinator]

While BV and zanna duke it out, Bookinator sneaks back on the hill and reclaims her rightful mound of dirt. With the right protective spells (from Book's pointy stick o' doom) the hill is back under the righteous rule of the crazy writer. Book, triumphant at the thought of her mound and the weekend, proclaims, "MY HILL!!!"

*jigs* ^_^

[Sempra]

Book's hill

It seems the only way to overpower a writer is to challenge their power. Sempra marches up the hill, coming across Books defensive spells. To his left a a movie producer, and to his right a director. Sempra walks out of sight while the producer offers a contract to Book for a movie to be made. A bit skeptical the writer lowers her defense to bring to two men up. The director hands Book the movie script and as s/he reads it is appalled by the changes that were made in the movie. A big one catches her eye: "What's this?! You cut me out of the movie!" At this the director exclaims "Eeeeeeeeexactly!" as Sempra grabs a cane and hooks Book out of the hill.

My hill (Sempra holds Book's pointy stick of doom to his chest and says "I'd like to thank the Academy for their support.")

[The Bookinator]

That's. My. Pointy. Stick. Fool.

As she flew throught the air, Book pulled out a checkbook and lawsuit. Immediately, lawyers smelled the scent of money and a ridiculous fight. Book landed neatly by the hill (Sempra wasn't much of a baseball player) and sued Sempra, the producer, and the director for breaking copy right law and for touching the Pointy Stick O' Doom. Book's rabid lawyers forced Sempra into bankruptcy and S had to sell the hill in order to pay the fees. Triumphantly, Book retrieved her stick and made a moat around the hill, for the lawyers to eat any foolish trespassers. Brandishing her Pointy Stick O' Doom, Book scatched the message on the side of the hill for all to see. "MY HILL! NO TOUCHY!"

Book, deciding that she was tired of jigging, bought an instructional video in order to learn interpretive dance.

[B-Mental]

Book's hill...
B-Mental plummets from the sky when his parachute fails him. Luckily, I landed on Bookinator, who(m?) was knocked flatter than a ten cent sandwich and ejected from the hill by the kinetic energy.

B's hill (accidentally)

[The Bookinator]

After landing, Book slowly walked up to the hill. She was one sore writer and wasn't going to take no for an answer. Glaring at the accidental ruler, she pulled out a prunecake. B-Mental (who happaned to be deathly afraid of prunes) shrieked at the top of his lungs and went flying down the hill. Book then reclaimed the hill (again) and started making huge batches of the cakes. With a heavy arsenal of deadly fruit buns, Book was a formidable enemy to cross indeed. Satisfied, Book sent channel 4 news the announcement of her ownership of the hill.

*yodels* MY HIIIIII-iiiiiiiii-IIIIIIIIIILL!

[Lil Stras 007]

Being surrounded by prune cakes, Book did not notice my giant dog and me walking up the hill. I set my dog loose and she devours the prune cakes, and gets a few chomps of Book who runs bawling down the hill.

MY HILL

[zanna]

After tempting Lil Stras's dog with some raw steak, she tore down the hill side, Lil Stras in tow, so that I could claim MY HILL.

[seasong]

I take the raw steak and soak it in a temporary poison and then cook it and five it to Zanna who, unable to resist my amazing cooking abilities, eats it and is knocked out. I shove her off and claim

My Hill.

[zanna]

wha? You five it? as in, slap me a high-five? And then I eat it? Well, steak is usually good. Fortunately, it wasn't a deadly poison, so when I awake, I'm hungry enough to threaten to eat you! You run screaming down MY HILL, not wanting to be eaten for lunch. :goof:

[bluevictim]

The poison turned out to also have a delayed action, so zanna passes out again. It's still not deadly, but it gives me a chance to roll her off of

my hill.

[zanna]

whew! What would I do if it was deadly? And why do I have to keep passing out? I swear, I never have. After drinking a magical draught garenteed to neutralize the poison, I storm up the hill once again, taking bluevictim quite by surprise (trying to figure out where all his books went), and I tell him I saw the big bad wolf run off with his whole collection, right into the big bad woods over yonder. So, now it's MY HILL.

[bluevictim]

I still can't find my books, but I make friends with the big bad wolf and sic him on zanna. He easily chases her off of

my hill.

[zanna]

Ooh, good plan. Fortunately, I trick him into cooking me cookies and cakes, with which to lure bluevictim off my hill.

[bluevictim]

After eating those cookies and cakes, I get a burst of carbo-fueled energy with which I easily overcome zanna to retake my hill.

[zanna]

shoot! Well, fortunately I'd remebered to pack a turkey sandwich, which bluevictim scarfed down, also, and the triptophane (sp?) kicked in, and I was able to reclaim MY HILL from a sleeping bluevictim.

[bluevictim]

zanna didn't realize that I have very violent dreams, and I sleepwalk! She barely escapes my slumbering rage. I wake up with no one in sight on my hill.

[zanna]

talk about a close call. Now knowing better than to put bluevictim to sleep, I pull out another sneaky tactic . . . the ultimate show-off opp. And of course he falls for it; right off my hill.

[bluevictim]

I got so inspired that I start trying out my singing talent. The cacophony is more than zanna can take -- she runs away with her hands over her ears. I then stroll back onto my hill.

[zanna]

:lol: If I can survive screechy band and orchestra instruments, and my own bad singing, I'm sure I'd be fine. After finding some nice earplugs, though, it's quite a simple matter to shove bluevictim towards a talent show, and off of my hill.

[bluevictim]

One of the other contestants in the talent show has the talent of removing people from hills. I make friends with her and she kindly removes zanna from my hill.

[zanna]

This same friend switches sides after promise of a date with bluevictim, who she removes from my hill, and keeps occupied for dinner, and a movie.

[kathycf]

The hill is seemingly under zanna's control. Seemingly yes, but in fact I have cast an illusion spell on zanna and she is standing in a mud puddle going on about how great her "hill" is. I am just mean that way, sorry zanna. At any rate...the hill is

MINE! :D

[Tinita09]

I admire Kathycf's feat in casting the illusion spell. Of course I dabble in magic myself, well, when I am not busy conducting my gang business.
I am an anigamous, which all Harry Potter fans know means that I can turn into an animal. My animal is the dragon, which I turn into and fly around the hill at tremendous speed. Kathycf only thinks that this is a tornado and runs into the storm cellar. I quickly grab a boulder and put it on top of the door of the storm cellar, trapping Kathycf. I curl up with a book about my cousin Saphira, Eragon, and read quietly on...

MY Hill!

[zanna]

Thanks to my Welli's, I had a teriffic time in my 'mud puddle' . . . whatever . . . but now I'm going to claim the hill by hopping onto my broom a la Harry Potter, and steal Tinita's book. Of course she turns into a dragon, and of course we have a very close, very scary air chase, but thanks to my trusty Nimbus 10,000 (a girl's gotta have some speed) I manage to lose Tinita in the Hindu Kush mountains. She actually seems to like it, and decides that ruling over a whole mountain range is more prestigious than just a hill, so I'm free to claim my hill again. :D

[Madhuri]

Zanna's Hill.

Her trusty Nimbus 10,000 wasnt so trusty afterall, and when she was looking for a place to land on the Hindu Kush mountains, the software of her 'trusty' said "The trial period has expired, you need to buy it to proceed". She just lost control and falls into abyss, never to come back again. :D

By any chance your trusty wasnt from Martian Knives Inc.? :rolleyes: If it was, this had to happen :lol:

MY HILL!!!! :cool:

:banana:

[kathycf]

Maddie's Hill


Poor Madhuri. Poor dear sweet Madhuri forgot that she bought her hill walking shoes from Martian Knives, Inc. (they make everything!) I was just on my up to see if Maddie needed anything while on my hill (since I am nice that way) and I see her go whooshing past me. I shrug my shoulders and continue my climb to the top to claim...

My hill!

[Madhuri]

Kathy's Hill!!

I was clever enough to learn from my mistake, I go and buy another pair of shoes from the company Rival of Martian Knives, Inc. I gift these to Kathy for being so 'hospitable and nice' :rolleyes:, the moment she puts on the shoes, I press the remote control hidden in my pocket, and the shoes take her to Neverland.

Bye Kathy :wave:

I rule over my hill, undisturbed. :banana:

MY HILL !!! :cool:

:banana: :banana:

[The Bookinator]

While Madhuri is entertained and preoccupied by dancing bananas, Bookinator walks up on the hill and gives Madhuri the bill for the shoes she bought for Kathy. Alarmed at the ridiculous price she paid, Madhuri goes running after Kathy in order to return the shoes and get her money back. Book, glad to be back on the hill, sets up creepy lawn gnomes to deter any possible invaders or door-to-door salesmen. With a triumphant grin, Book PM's everyone at LitNet the message of

"My hill."

[bluevictim]

I didn't get the PM. I was hiding in one of the lawn gnomes. I jump out when Bookinator turns his back and push him off the hill. Now those lawn gnomes are defending

my hill.

[The Bookinator]

Aw, but bluevictim, you didn't realize that I booby trapped the gnomes just in case this sort of thing should happen. Pulling out my Pointy Stick O' Doom, I magic the gnomes into chasing you off of my hill. With a zombified army of lawn gnomes and a slightly stale (if not extremely deadly) arsenal of prunecakes I saved from earlier, none dare bother me now. To prove to everyone that this mound is under my complete ownership, I train the gnomes to constantly chant

"Book's hill, Book's hill."

(Ooo... when you imagine a bunch of evil chanting gnomes, it really seems quite creepy. *leans back and steeples fingers in a malevolent way* Eeeeexcellent....)

[bluevictim]

Unfortunately, Booxill is also the name of a giant magic gnome terrorizing beast. The gnomes' chant draws him out and he goes berserk and eats all the gnomes and would've eaten The Bookinator if he didn't stop to eat all the prunecakes. Naturally, The Bookinator runs off in fright. Eventually, Booxill goes back to his lair and I march up to claim my hill.

[Madhuri]

Blue's Hill !!

I get hold of the magic lamp of Alladin, I rub the sides and my favourite Genie comes out. I tell him that I want Blue to be well preserved while he is staying on my hill. And look what he did -- Blue is made into a dwarf and is now living in a solution in a bottle. Dont worry Blue, I have made a few holes in the bottle, so you can breathe.

And, oh, incase you need anything, dont ask me :p :D

My, my, my.....MY HILL !!! :cool:

:banana: :banana:

[zanna]

Finding the discarded Genie lamp, I ask him to have Maddi "visit" Blue, and now that bottle is quite cozy, with a few preserved dwarves (sp?) yelling at me that it's "not funny," and to let them out. Then why am I laughing so hard, on top of
My Hill?

[sam96]

But as u were sleeping someone sneaked in and stole the lamp.
Becomeing the genie's master and ordering him to put his old master in the storm cellar with Kathycf and light me a candle so i could read the arabian nights peacefully on.......
MY HILL;) .

[zanna]

Outraged at being called old, I manage to break out of the storm cellar, and bean sam96 upside the head with those arabian nights, resulting in a blackout, and a reclimation (sp?) of my hill!

[sam96]

After proudly being hit on the head(i meant previous i swear).
A box(containing nitro) was sent to Zanna with a note not to open it but like Pandora she got so curious that she disregarded the note opening the box and blowing it in her face so i placed her in bed.
And smiled happily on......
MY HILL :)

[zanna]

:lol: Shoulda known better! That wasn't from my ex-boyfriend, by any chance? You know him? :goof: After finally recovering from the Nitro -- somehow, I survived -- I send sam96 a box of chocolates on my hill. He opens it, realizing it's his favorite kind, and starts eating furiously, not realizing they contained a powerful laxative. Sam96 suddenly needs a bathroom, and runs off MY HILL.

[sam96]

Chocolate my only(or at least i like to think so) weakness.I spent an awful night u know.
Regarding my knowledge with ur ex-boyfriend i agreed with him to lure u down from the hill and supposedly i'll give him half the estate.
But after u went down with him i locked u both out.
and ran crazily on MY HILL...

[bluevictim]

What the sam hill?! I send a bunch of ninja assassins to take out sam96. Unfortunately, the ninjas are incompetent. Fortunately, they are so incompetent sam96 is overcome by uncontrollable laughter, and rolls right off of

my hill.

[The Bookinator]

But bluevictim's ninjas are so incompetent, they were easily overcome by a hockey stick armed Bookinator. Swinging left, then right, like an enraged Whomping Willow, Book takes out the ninjas and... kisses bluevictim goodnight with her Canadian sports equipment. The crowd goes wild as the scoreboard flashes

"BOOK'S HILL!! LITNET CHAMP!!"

Book then takes a victory lap around the hill, running around and waving her blueictim-whacker while sporting a few missing teeth.

:D :D :D

[Barrett]

A spike strip soon puts an end to all running and/or victory lappage (oh yeah..I made that word up...mmm hmmm = ] ). Can't help but think on how totally easy that actually was...

[B-Mental]

Barrett falls into a giant concealed hole dug by B-Mental's deranged army of ferocious cannibal undead yard gnomes *burp* apparently Barrett had recently eaten garlic *phew*

[zanna]

B-Mental, king of the longest hill-taking sentence, reigns on the Hill no longer, because he was asked to a seminar on how to write long-winded sentences -- especially the kind that are chock full of good stuff -- and he left the hill to me.

[sam96]

Exploiting the fact that Zanna is a morning person.She will be asleep by 8 or 9 pm.Taking a long sleep.Giving me a chance to tie her bed with a horse pulled cart and force him to run.
So, no more Zanna while i smile wickedly on..............
MY HILL.:p

[B-Mental]

B-Mental returns to the hill looking for Zanna, and frustrated at not finding Zanna infuriatingly rages against poor sam96. Hefting a large waterproof duffle packed for the seminar, B-Mental hurls said package at poor sam96. Sam96 will be gone for a while as B's baggage knocked poor sam96 into the last millenium...
B-Mental begins oratory on the packing of luggage to result in ultimate heft.

B's hill

[sam96]

After being miraculously recovered from B's friendly throw.
Sam96 was infuriated by that act and decided to have her sweet revenge.
She spread a rumour about the presence of short sentenced neighbours which drove him out of his mind and he went out to look for them.
Leaving me on ..........
MY HILL.:p

[seasong]

Sam's hill.

I, being a ninja warrior goddess, advance stealthily to the hill and before you even know I'm there I karate chop one of your pressure points and you pass out. and I claim

my hill.

[The Bookinator]

Bored, Book pulls out a Big Red Button. As seasong looks on curiously atop the hill, Book presses the button andseasong suddenly vanishes.
"Well, that was (ahem) easy," says Book as she climbs on top of

Book's hill!!!

[bluevictim]

Unfortunately, the interdimensional vortex that swallowed up seasong doesn't close up completely and pulls The Bookinator in, as well. They are now on a hill somewhere in a parallel universe (that's not as big as this hill). I walk up and claim the deserted hill -- my hill.

[Barrett]

A firsbee thrown from the nearby Interdimensional Park, flies very near the newly claimed hill. Bluevictim, being totally gullible, dives to make the catch. Unfortunately (for Blue anyway) it really was a terrible toss, and the hill is now empty, and up for grabs. I walk my dog (a big fan of the Interdimensional Park's Dog Walk) up to the top of the hill, and claim what is mine.

[seasong]

In the parallel universe I currently inhabit, I learn how to bend the space-time continuum and by such means return to the hill and sent Barrett to a 2 dimensional alternate universe to learn how to be flat. Have fun!
I claim

my hill.

[Barrett]

Being flat actually had many advantages, as it turns out, and Barrett, seeking revenge gives seasong the worst paper cut anyone has ever seen. Barrett then sits on his hill and reads.

[seasong]

:lol: That was insanely amusing.

So I bandage my horrible papercut and use a fishing pole to fish the book out of Barretts hands and so absorbed, he follows the book. So I claim, once again,

my hill.

[Barrett]

Barrett composes a haiku, and it goes like this.

"This" (Barrett motions to the area around him) "is called the Hill"

"From now on it will be mine"

"Let me rule in peace"

Seasong, going to find rotten produce to throw at Barrett (for everyone is, indeed, a critic) leaves the hill and thereby forfeits any claim to it.

Lets see what you guys can come up with. = )

[Madhuri]

Barret's Hill !! :rolleyes:

Btw, I am Peace, and its not possible that the hill has two rulers. To claim my property back, a fierce battle known as 'War of Toothpicks' is fought, I obviously being victorious, claim MY HILL :D

Barrett is imprisoned on a tower with a dragon on guard. :D

MY Hill !! :cool:

:banana:

[sam96]

Maddie's hill !!!!
I put a large sleeping pill in your food and u r now happily joking with angels:brow: .
Considering the fact that the dragon was so stupid that it ran after a butterfly.so,i put u up in the tower with barret(something tells me he's not gonna like having u as a roommate :p).
so i build a high wall around the tower and go play on ...
MY HILL !!!!!:D

[The Bookinator]

While sam96 is playing, I sneak on to the hill with an orange, a spoon, a purple sock, duct tape, a rubber ducky, a green paper clip, a cast iron skillet, a dictionary, some pennies, a cumquat, red nail polish, nose hair tweezers, a basketball, clown shoes, and a key that doesn't have a lock to go with it. While sam is busy reading this sentance and trying to figure out why the heck I brought that stuff, I simply tie her shoelaces and *ahem* "motivate" her to go down the hill. (Hint: *push*) That looks like a
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*peels orange for snack* MY HIIIIIILL!!

[sam96]

:lol: While bookie is snacking.I tie this huge piece of wood with 2 ropes 1 to let it swing and another 1 to tie to a tree and there's Bookie and there goes the wood and there's Bookies' face.....AND there's a direct hit.
And i run victoriously on...........
MY HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

[The Bookinator]

Holding her nose (My face! My beautiful face!! :p) Book sticks a spoon in the orange. Juice squirts out into sam's eye and down the hill she tumbles bouncing back and forth on her way down. Again. ^_^



Doctor: We're sorry, but Bookinator is currently in reconstructive plastic surgery in order to move her nose off of her forehead and back where it belongs. She has this message for all of you:

"MY HILL!!"

[seasong]

I become a plastic surgeon and offer to be Book's doc. Innocently she accepts my offer and I strap her into a hospital trolley and push her off the hill. And I claim

my hill.

[Barrett]

Plastic surgeons (real or otherwise) need lunch breaks, so I, being the master chef I am, prepare a dish of roast chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans with just a touch of garlic, with a giant chocolate milkshake for Seasong. Unfortunately, I'm not actually the master chef I seemed to think I was, and my chicken is slightly undercooked. This leads to a horrible case of bird flu, and in all the agony that comes with it, seasong falls down MY HILL.

[B-Mental]

B-mental welcomes Barret to the forums by tossing a sharpened boomerang in the general direction of Barrett. Poor Barrett's lightning quick reflexes caused Barret to flinch, and a grazing shot intended for the remains of aforementioned undercooked chicken results in a visit to the emergency room so Barrett could be de-boomeranged. B-M slowly whistles his way up the hill and prepares fortifications.

longwinded my @$$

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!! :rolleyes:

How many times have I told every body, NO blood shed of any nature on MY HILL . Just that B learns the rules of MY HILL , I have to send him to an Island for training. Little does he know that once he is on the Island, all the connections to it will be broken and deadly sharks will be made to lurk around waiting for B to take a plunge in the water....hehehe....~evil expression~ :D :D

MY HILL !! :cool:

:banana:

[The Bookinator]

But as Maddie laughs evilly on the mound, Book sneaks up the hill and hides behind Barret's cooking mess. Book then calls out in a ghostly voice, "Madhuri... Madhuri.... I am the unwashed dishes of doom... Clean us.... clean us!!" Madhuri, who is scared out of her wits by a talking mountain of dishes, runs away from the gruesome chore and Book's hill. Stepping out, Book then waves her pointy stick o' doom and with a good "Scourgify!" the dishes are clean and stacked. Book then builds a wall of cemented dishes around the hill to slow down any invaders.

MY HILL! :D

*does the banana dance* :banana:

[Madhuri]

Book's Hill !! :rolleyes:

I run away only to invite my friends to play frisbee, with the dish named Book. I am sorry to say one of my friends tossed it so far that it went into space.....:p :D

I am back on My Hill playing and having a merry time...:cool:

:banana:

[The Bookinator]

But Frisbee Book comes back with her boomerang and her tennis ball friends and chases Madhuri off of the hill. Book then plays a game of tictactoe with the boomerang.

My Sports equipment filled hill! :D

[B-Mental]

I dump hay all over the top of the hill to prevent erosion, but the tonnes of hay bury bookinator in several feet of hay...Hey look no erosion on B's hill!

[Barrett]

A careless B creates a spark (don't as me how...I don't know..I had nothing to do with it..I promise), and the load of hay ignites, burning B, but thankfully causing 0 damge to the Hill...My Hill that is.

[Sempra]

Barret's Hill

A deadly storm brews. Thunderclaps heard constantly and lightning strikes frequently around Barret's Hill...

Sempra shoots his cable out to try his old Monkey Madness manuever, but it appears Barret has been observing the battles on the hill for quiet some time. Barret cuts the cable connecting the old cliff to the hill, sending Sempra plummeting into the ocean waters. The storm reaches it's deathly climax and creates an enourmous tsunami that carries the ocean waters up and over the hill only to come crashing down on Barret. The storm subsides, and the water that had once submerged the hill washes away only to leave Sempra on top of the hill.

Soaked, but content Sempra shakes off the seawater as he stands triumphant on
MY HILL!!!

[The Bookinator]

Book smiled evilly. It was all too easy... make a (magical) storm with her Pointy Stick O' Doom, kick off Barret and place Sempra instead. For Book knew Sempra's weakness and intented to use it (making him a far easier opponent.) Climbing up the hill, Book pulled out Sempra's bane- chocolate cupcakes! (Cue suspenseful music.) Little did Sempra realize as he ate the plate of chocolate-y goodness, that the cupcakes had radioactive prunecakes hidden inside. It's a wonder he didn't notice the glowing green aura around the cakes... Anyway, while Sempra licked icing off his fingers, nature... er, called Sempra to run to the nearest Port-a-Potty and well, you know what I mean. While his bowels were busy. Book claimed her mound of treasured dirt.

Announcerguy/Bookinator: And the answer is... MY HILL!


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[StillNotFound]

As Book is reading a book contently on top of the hill, a new foe joins the brawl. As Lost observes Books happy, yet strange life he realizes that this might be harder than it looks. Summoning his army of demon squirrels, Lost beseiges Books hill. Convienient as it is, Book happened to have an anti-seige robot. While Book surveys the battle, Lost sneaks up behind the current ruller of the hill, and with a quick swipe of his blade Book falls silent. Lost quickly fortifies the hill, for as its new owner, he must keep it as long as possible. I win......for now:lol:

[The Bookinator]

Ay... I seem to have been defeated by my brother?!

Time to bestow some sisterly love...

Poor StillNtFound... I really do feel sorry for him. One doesn't mess with the Queen of Pointy Sticks without grave consequences. While Still was busy swiping away at "Book", the real Bookinator was hiding behind a tree laughing her head off. Still whirled around just in time to see Book bribing his squirrels off of the hill with a sack of peanuts. But not just any kind of peanuts. Party peanuts. StillNotFound couldn't help himself, and soon he joined his minions on a wild nut-chase. Last time I checked, he was last seen near Tokyo trying to figure out a way to cross the ocean and keep his salty roasted treasure dry. Book meanwhile, claimed the hill and Still's old fortress.

"My Hill!!!" Book sang out like an opera singer.

:D

[zanna]

What Book didn't know, is that opera singers are only welcome if the are talented. "Opera Singing 101" isn't enough! Looking for a way to stop the noise, the local forest animals enlisted *me* to get rid of her. Producing my handy-dandy champagne flute from the depths of my bag o' tricks, I held it aloft until the sound caused the glass to shatter. Book, so surprised by the loud noise, gasped, and covered her mouth with her hands. She thought she'd broken the beautiful glass swan she'd noticed on the way up the hill. Rushing back to the pond to survey the damage, she left My Hill. :)

[sam96]

While u r happily on "your hill".I go and talk to the local animals(:p) and i tell them that u only helped them to get to the hill.Making the animals furious at u for using them to get to what u want they take u off ......
MY HILL.
P.S.
nice to see u Zanna.:D

[The Bookinator]

Speaking of angry animals, Book comes back from the pond with a vengence and a herd of upset Crumple-Horned Shnorcacks. the CHS's hated the smell of peppermint tea, and it just so happened that sam96 was sipping a cup of the refreshing refreshment. Charging at her (him?), poor sam quickly decided to bail and left the hill under Bookinator's rule. Book then retired on the hill until Easter, never to be seen for a month. But she left one haunting message for all who came apon the door:


"My hill."



:D Goodbye LitNet, until we meet again! (Signing off time....)

[B-Mental]

Hmm, No book, no book's hill

B's Hill, yeehah a bloodless coup.

[Jay]

B's hill.

Time for a bloody coup. Let's see how B deals with stampeding cattle. Will he run? Will he let himself be trampled? Either way, B'll be too busy to notice that he's lost the hill.

MY hill :cool:

[papayahed]

Jay's Hill.


I paid some kids to put sheets over their heads and scare Jay of the hill with their ghostly cries.


Papaya's Hill

[Jay]

Papaya's Hill.

Having discovered those scary things weren't real ghosts but kids, I bribe them with treats to go perform some tricks on Papaya to get her off MY HILL! ;)

[B-Mental]

B comes running back up the hill chased by cattle that Jay sent. Ducks behind a shrubbery and the cattle continue on. Jay was carried off on the backs of the cattle like some neverending cowboy mosh pit....

B's Hill

[The Bookinator]

I payed the kids twice as much to scare Papaya away. My Hill.

[B-Mental]

No! Its my Hill, papaya is old news, B's hill
....or are you afraid? Chicken!

B's Hill

[papayahed]

what's old news comes around again. I rehire those same kids to shoot bb's at B chasing him from the hill.

Papaya's Hill

[B-Mental]

Poor papayahed, B is impervious to BB's. B bounces BB's back to papayahed thus returning to take the hill as Papaya kept shooting the BB proof B.

Hey look! B's Hill

[Jay]

B's hill.

After the cattle calmed down, I made a huge barbecue party, inviting Mental B ;) among other guests of honour. B's eaten so much he couldn't move a finger, thus leaving me no other choice than to sacrifice myself and claim the hill MINE! My precious...

[papayahed]

Jay's Hill

I had my remote control robot monkey's storm the hill and chase Jay away.


Papaya's Hill

[B-Mental]

Papaya Noggin's Hill
B sneeks up hiding behind a fake bush. Every time Papaya looks, B stops. When Papaya turns away, B sneaks a little closer (completely cartoonish tinkling of toes as he does so). Then B reaches into his pocket pulling out an enormous vaporizer filled with Acme Papaya-B-Gone and sprays Papaya Hed with a generous cloud of fumes. Papaya feeling an intense urge of wanderlust, heads off towards the setting sun.

B's Hill

[Jay]

B's hill.

Not to sound too unoriginal but at this moment, going after B with the eraser part of a pencil sounds tempting... maybe erasing just bits and pieces would be more of a fun though.

My hill.

[B-Mental]

Jay's Hill.
B begins amorous unwanted corny advances ala Pepe la Pew...too bad that Jay backed into a freshly painted pole on the hill. Jay flees B's advances in a panting out of breath cliche.

B's hill!

[~uccello~]

"Bonjour monsieur! J'aime les mouffettes! Ils sentent fantastiques!"
Alarmed by my foreign advances and a rather unpleasent french cheese smell coming from my pocket, b-mental backs slowly down the hill. "au revoir!" I cry as he turns and sprints away. J'adore ma colline! (MY HILL!)
~ oh wait, its les chats I love, not skunks. Oh well....
(pulls out smelly cheese and begins snacking in an un-cultured manner)

[zanna]

Nose firmly clothespined to avoid the stinky cheese, zanna brings the finicky persian from the "Fancy Feast" commercial, and offers to let uccello pet her. She is delighted, but the persian isn't, and runs down the hill. "Noooo," she says, heading after her. "Don't go away, pretty cat! I have a cat at my house, and we always feed him Fancy Feast! Wait . . . ." Soon, zanna is unable to hear or see her from her vantage point atop the hill, since she has followed Felicity to who-knows where!

[~uccello~]

After going to a tabby-treatment camp (and becoming a huge success story) I get over my feline fetish and hike bravely back onto the hill. "AHH!" I shout. "fear my awe-inspiring alliterations!!" zanna barely glances over, so I resort to a new method of maneuvering.
whistle.... whistle... whistle..
I sneak closer... closer...

Whistle....

"Oh nooo!" zanna cries. "How did you know I have a terrible fear of whistling sneakers!" she trembles with fright and goes off of the hill, my HILL!!
(I had no idea that people had whistle phobias....)

[zanna]

Well, if it had been a theater, I would have been worried! Humph. Stalking back up the hill, I fire a starter's gun, causing uccello to take off for the distance mountains at a dead run. "Heh, those cross-country nuts! Works every time . . ."

My hill.

[B-Mental]

B starts playing on his recorder mesmerizing zanna like a snake charmer. Then zanna is mailed c.o.d. to India.

My hill!

[zanna]

heh, well, it just so happens, that B got the postage wrong, and so, they stamped "RETURN TO SENDER" in about 15 languages all over the box I was in, and guess what, I was air-dropped onto my hill. B was a little worrried when he saw the plane coming, and had just enough time to vacate the general area before I landed, claiming my hill again. And, evidently, someone at this address had ordered a complete wall, with moat and towers a while back, so that was delivered also. Pretty protected, up here on MY HILL. :D

[kilted exile]

y'know the problem with dropping stuff out of planes is that they generally break. Little pieces of Zanna & her box all over MY HILL!

[zanna]

Fortunately, my pieces all find each other, and reassemble me, with a few minor alterations. Kilted Exile, approached by a slightly deformed, deranged version of me decides he'd rather I kept MY HILL.

[sam96]

I as a citizen call social services and inform that a "disabled,deformed" person has a hill and has been doing god knows what on it.So,They come and take u away and i take back my hilllllllllllllll.;)

[B-Mental]

B after a long period of bribery, has convinced the online-literature community that a certain hill would be a wonderful site for a new organic/mall/alternative energy/green zone. The community sees the wisdom of my words (and monies), and informs sam96 that the hill is being given to B-mental for the good of the forums. sam 96 has 15 seconds to depart.

B's hill, incoming greenzone, heads up!

[Madhuri]

B's Hill :rolleyes:

I, on the other hand convince B that he should buy fertilizers from my company, as it will make his greenzone the best in the world. He does so, I send my men, and they spray the special fertiliser on B, making him a very lovely green strand of grass :D :D.

I make sure that I dont walk over, while taking a stroll :p .

Do I have to say, its MY HILL now :D :D

:banana: :banana:

[B-Mental]

Ahoy Madi....sorry couldn't resist. No moss gathers on a rolling rock and B being environmentally sensitive neutralizes your diabolical chemistry with overwatering...oh the poor environment damaged by M. Alas the spell cast upon B by M's hypnotic words has diminished to the point that the environmentally friendly B points all of his solar reflectors, for the solar energy on MY hill at M. Well its like the old saying, if you can't stand the heat, get off of B's Hill

I repeat, B's Hill

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

B doesnt know that I have a secret lamp too, I quickly rub it and my sweet, adorable Genie comes out. I ask him to make B into a very dark cloud full of water. My wish is granted :D, as always.

Guess, who is doing the cooling now on MY HILL :D.

Me dancing in the lovely rain, on MY HILL !! :banana: :banana:

[zanna]

Dancing on a hill in the rain can be unfortunate if one does not have the proper footwear, as Madhuri soon finds out. Fortunately, my hill is in the hospital net, and Maddi ends up nice and comfy in a room there. Meanwhile, I choose to sit on my hill and laugh in joy.

[B-Mental]

While laughing, Zanna chokes on a fly, loses conciousness and is rushed to the hospital. B mental arrives to an empty hill

B's Hill (Who's Hill?) B's Hill!

[B-Mental]

B runs more laps around his hill to celebrate 2 weeks on his hill.

[papayahed]

B's Hill. After B is finished running his laps he is to tired to fight back when I push him down the Hill.

Papaya's Hill.

[hockeychick8792]

I draw papa away witha cookie attached to a fishingline. (like in the cartoons)
^MY HILL^

[B-Mental]

Hockeychick's hill. B comes back to the hill and while hockeychick is distracted, ties a string to hockeychick's big toe. The other end he ties to a giant ACME rocket. With an evil genius laugh B lights the rocket. B watches as hockeychick flies through the air and lands beyond the horizon with a mushroom cloud.

B's Hill

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

I had a secret program running in that rocket, after a while it changes its course and takes a U-turn, only to land on B....:D I see B turning into a cloud of dust :p

I have to make my way to MY HILL through that cloud. :D

Its MY HILL now !! :banana:

:D

[B-Mental]

Madhuri's hill... umm, maddi, "LOOOK OOOUUT! Apparently what you thought was B turning into dust was really dust propelling B into the lower stratosphere. B begins to plummet toward your hill at the acceleration of 9.8 m/(sec*sec), landing with a thunderous CRASH. Ohhh thank you Madhuri for breaking my fall, such self sacrifice...*sniff* so moving. B climbs out of the crater made by his falling onto Madi, and looks down at Madi's body pressed deeply into the earth.

B's hill... umm is there a medic in the house? and an excavator?

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !!

I am already in the next world, but, my spirit is in a state of unrest. I boil out from the core of the earth like a molten lava, and guess what, B is deeply buried and has turned into a fossil.

I couldn't help it B, I just HAD to cover my hill...:D I will come down once in a while to see how you...errr...your fossil is doing :p

MY HILL !! :banana:

:D

[B-Mental]

Madhuri's hill. One day not long after taking the hill Madi goes to visit fossilized B-mental. She looks at the location where B should be. He isn't there. Realizing she is about to lose the hill, she turns to race to the top.
*SNAP* *CRASH*
Ohh poor Madi has been caught in a cargo net trap, and is dangling over the hill. B auctions Madi off on ebay for 13 dollars canadian to a school in the Yukon Territories. B's back and this time he's badder than ever.

B's Hill

[Madhuri]

B's Hill !! :rolleyes:

Badder B doesnt know that he has met his match in Baddie Maddie. I learnt some good life saving skills in that school B, and I know what to do with the one who auctioned me :nod: One day while B was walking, I come from behind, grab him and make him smell choloroform :p. My work is easier now. I just pack him off to Antartica to live with the penguins.

I can live peacefully on MY HILL :D

:banana: