King of the hill

[RJbibliophil]

Virgil's hill

I tell him about Hyacinth's new post about his poem of the day, and he eagerly runs down the hill to the nearest computer with internet connection.

Piglet's hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Piglet's Hill-
I call up to Piglet that Pooh needs help with Eyore right away. Being a very kind Piglet and a good friend, Piglet immediately rushes to Pooh's aid. . .

Hyacinth's Hill :banana:

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill
I send Hyacinth a bouquet of fresh daisies. When she goes down the hill to get them from the delivery person, I slink up the hill and claim it. You snooze, you lose...What does she care, she has a date with a cute delivery person! ;)

My oh my, MY HILL!

[Virgil]

Kathy's hill.

I hire a handsome opera tenor and position him at the bottom of the hill. I pay him to sing Italian love songs especially for Kathy. Her heart just melts and decides to abandon the hill for the tenor.

Virgil's hill!

[papayahed]

Virgil's Hill

I give Virgil a really cool math problem to solve and tell him the calculator is at the bottom of the hill.

My Hill.

[Mililalil XXIV]

Papayahed's hill.

I say to her, "Pal, don't you feel bad for accepting stolen merchandise from the hands of so many crooks?" She says, "Oh, what a burden," as she lets the key to the hill fall into my open palm. We exchange looks of relief and satisfaction - the hill is mine!

[shinigami]

Mil's hill...

I come back from school with a new laptop ( and a new PC to boot... Yay!!! At last!!!)
and I just take the hill off Mil's hands... Thank you Mil... Miss y'all!!!

Shinigami's Hill!!!

[Jay]

Shinigami has the hill.

The brand new laptop has just crashed and hysteric Shinigami is taking it to the lappy doctor, leaving the hill vulnerable for the only true hillologist to reclaim what's rightfully hers ;)

My hill :cool:

[AimusSage]

Jay the pretentious has the hill :p

Hillologist? I think not, you are only a blemish on an otherwise clean hill. The giant vacuum cleaner is quick to suck up the blemish, and the hill is clean again, with me as the ruler. :p

My hill

[Jay]

Aimus *thinks* he has the hill.

I take the ruler, try to draw a staight line, but as the ruler is all scraggy, I throw the ruler away.

My hill!

[AimusSage]

I'm not scraggy! How dare you acusse me of that.

The fungi finally make the turnip brain of Jay fall apart. No longer able to think, she sits down and stares in the distance, drooling. :p
I walk up the hill, give her a napkin, but she doesn't notice. I put her in a padded cell, and sit down on the ever present throne, fit for a true king, ME! :D

My hill.

[Jay]

Aimus, who is wedged in the throne, has the hill :p

Getting frienly with my turnip fungi, I work on a masterplan to overthrow Aimus (translation: how to get Aimus's butt loose :p). In my fungi charged mind, I can already see the fungi-infested neurones hard at work, I follow the way of the synapses until I can see the whole picture. Oil. Lots of oil. I go oil-hunting (not JR Ewing kinda ;)) and when I have enough, I dump the load on Aimus, whose butt's freed from the throne but look! Aimus keeps sliding! And would you be surprised to hear that he's sliding all the way down MY hill? :D

I call for some workers to have the oil trail removed (wouldn't want to follow that close after Aimus, would I? ;)) and reclaim (yet again) MY HILL!

[AimusSage]

Jay the butt obsessed has the hill. :p

All Oiled up, I decide it is time for some turkish Oil Wrestling. Jay tries as she can, but the oil prevents her from getting any grip on me. I however, have no problem with my grip, and after a few seconds Jay is flying down the hill. I sit down in the bigger throne, instead of the shrunken throne. I rest comfortably, enjoying the scenery.

My hill! :D

[Jay]

Aimus the throne obsessed has the hill.

After getting oil-free, I make my way all the way to the top of the hill where the throne obsessed individual is sitting in his throne. Being by now very familiar with god modding on this thread, I make full use of that knowledge and, out of thin air, pull a lever. Apparently, Aimus's throne was put on top of a trap door and when I puller the lever, the trap door opened. Let's see where it's landed Aimus, the throne obsessed :p

MY hill :p

[AimusSage]

Jay the God-modding junky has the hill. ;)

Being no fool, I quickly ensured that there is an opening at other end of the trapdoor. And what a surprise, a window opens just above Jay. The Throne crushes her. She was fooled by her own device. Such poor planning. It must be the turnip brain.:p

My hill! :D

[Chava]

Aimus has the hill,
I cleverly steal his "I support holland flag" and run away with it, forcing him to abandon the hill, whereupon i ditch it, and run back.

My hill!

[Pensive]

Chava has the hill.

I give her a good poetry book to read and she gets absorbed in it, while I take my Hill.

Pensive's Hill!

[kathycf]

Pensive has the hill
I distract her with my patented "let me pull a lemming out of my shoe" trick.
Boy is she ever distracted! So utterly distracted is she that now le hill is ...

MINE!

[Mililalil XXIV]

Kathy has the hill.

I tell her of another lemming hidden deep in the Mines of Moriah, and she runs off with a thousand Beloc Dwarrows to make the one she showed Pensie a pair.

My hill, and (in it) my mines of Hebronium Nitrate.

[papayahed]

Mil's Hill

I tell him the "i" and "l" police are looking for him, Mil goes running to hide.

My Hill.

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

I tell her Stan is waiting at the bottom in a fancy car with roses just for her, to take her on a date to the most fashionable and elegant resturant in town, which happens to be Papaya's favorite. after spending 15 minutes reapplying make up and changing her outfit several times, she leaves in a flurry.

My hill

[AimusSage]

Rj's hill

A big time producer owes me a favour, I tell him to go up the hill and tell RJ that they are starting a new CSI:Litnet. Since she is such a good observer, they want her to play the main part in it. She falls for it, and I am free to take back the hill.

My Hill.

[papayahed]

Aimus's hill

I throw a rock that knocks Aimus out.

My Hill

[AimusSage]

Papaya has the hill

OW! What's with all the violence, can't we all coexist peacefully? :)
...
..
.
Ha! Who am I kidding. I eviscerate Papaya, and take back the hill. :D

My hill! :)

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

He gets entagled in Papaya's guts and falls off the hill (talk about post-mortem revenge ;))

MY hill!

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

The guts are gutty, but not gutty enough to hold me long. I turn on my laptop and turn off the pop-up blocker on my browser, making Jay dissappear. :)

My hill!

[Chava]

Aimus had the hill,
I dropped a very large anvil,

Now it's a stained hill, but it's mine...

[kathycf]

Chava's Hill
I conjure the anvil wearing ghost of Aimus and she runs away in fear.
My hill!

[AimusSage]

Kathy's hill

The ghost revolts, and turns Kathy into a zombie that breaks down due to a lack of brains. :p

even ghosts have hills, and this one is mine!

[kilted exile]

Aimus's ghosts hill

Ok, ghosts are creepy but I reckon I know how to get rid of this one. If I remember correctly its garlic for vampires, silver for lycanthropes.......and cows for Aimii. So I lead a bunch of highland cattle up to the top of

My Hill.

[Jay]

Kilted has the hill.

Unfortunatelly, the highland cattle get too scared of the Aimus ghost, they turn around and kill Kilted in the stampede. RIP, Kilted :p *burns down Kilted's remains and throws some rock salt around to ensure there won't be a Kilted ghost* :p

My hill! :D

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill.

What nobody knows is that Aimus is now a real farmer, and learned how to milk cows! Yes that is true, I got the diploma to prove it :) I milk all the highland cows, and drink half the milk to help me regain my form.

Now that I am once more human, I forcefeed the other half of the milk to Jay. Since she is not used to such large quantities of milk, it pours out of her nose eyes and ears. This leaves her a bit drained, and I take back what is mine.

My hill! heehee :)

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

Hmmm, milk, yummy :p. After I drink what's been so negligently spillt, I glare at Aimus for making me spill my milk and after reminding him that there actually were bulls in the herd, dress him all in red and promenade him in front of the herd. Do you think Aimus can run that fast? I don't! :D

My hill!

[papayahed]

jay's hill

I bring a shiney new bicycle up the hill and give it to Jay, she rides off into the sunset.

My Hill.

[Hyacinth Girl]

Papaya's Hill

I quickly shout out that I know where the Islets of Langerhans are, and that there is a map waiting for Papayahed at the bottom of the hill. Papayahed gasps in pleasure and immediately runs down the hill, totally enraptured in the atlas I oh-so-thoughtfully brought. . . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[RJbibliophil]

Hyacinth has the hill

I tell her about a horse show, and she immediately decides to go, and quickly leaves. She will not be back soon. :brow:

My hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Piglet's Hill

Hyacinth returns from her horse show ready to chew nails. Piglet goes in search of music to soothe this obviously savage beast, and Hyacinth climbs up -

My hill

[Chava]

Hyacinth's hill

Hyacinth suddenly develops an allergy to a specific flower, and tries desperately to flee from herself.

My hill

[Taliesin]

Chavas hill.

We call Chuck Norris to take the hill from Chava and give it to us. He agrees.

Now beat that one. (as we all know, Chuck Norris is unbeatable)

Our hill!

[Pensive]

Taliesin has the hill, which he no longer will have.

I call Filtch from the Hogwarts and tell him that Taliesin, the crow boy has stolen Mrs. Norris from him. Filtch gets angry and takes Taliesin to the spirit of Dumbledore while I, quietly runs away with my very own hill!

My Hill! Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill
As Pensive sits glorying in the triumph over Taliesin, I quickly inform her that while she was busy enjoying the hill, Neverland has come under attack. Startled out of complacency, Pensive rushes to the aid of Peter Pan . . .
My Hill

[Pensive]

Hyacinth Girl has the hill.

When she wakes up, Hyacinth Girl is not happy to discover that it was all a dream and so Pensive is still having her hill.

Pensive's Hill! Of course who else's?

[Chava]

Penseive's hill,

I solemnly raise a shotgun, as her national anthem plays...You see, it's bird shooting season.
Penseive dissapears in a puff of feathers

My hill

[Pensive]

Chava think that she has got the hill.

Actually she has encountered Pensieve, not Pensive so the one hill she is having is the fake one. Pensive remains with her very own hill.

Pensive's Hill!

[papayahed]

Pen has the hill.

I tell Pen I spotted some ravage bird watchers heading this way, Pensive flys off.

Papaya's Hill

[Chava]

Papaya's hill,

Wait, I love papaya! Living in the tropics does that to you... So i attempt to eat papays, but as i lower my carving knife, she makes a "run" for it and roles down the hill.
So i settle for mango.

My hill

[RJbibliophil]

Chava's hill

I disguise my piglets as salespigs, and they go tell Chava all about the next poster prediction thread. She immediately runs off to go look at it, so...

My Hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Piglet's hill

I wander up to Piglet's Hill and inform her that there is an absolutely lovely mudpit about 300 yards off. A nice mudpack facial sounds fabulous to Piglet, and she sashays off in order to have a little spa time. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Chava]

Hyacinths hill..

Oh bugger, i happened to be trimming the hill with my lawnmower...well well, will make a fine fertilizer in my compost.

My hill

[AimusSage]

Chava has the hill

Some people deserve to have it, not Chava though. It's mine, and I armwrestle her for it. :D

Victory!

My hill!

[Chava]

Aimus had the hill,

That's right he had, because in reality i'm a champion armwrestler, tough luck Aimus

My hill

[AimusSage]

Chava has the hill

He who is not strong has to be smart, I call Superman, and he easily beats Chava with armwrestling, he grants me the hill, as he has no need for it. the tight superman outfit is enough for him.

My hill :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

Aimus' Hill
While sitting upon his hill, Aimus becomes discombobulated because something keeps poking him in the derriere. He wiggles and squirms, and finally, unable to endure the torture any longer, runs screaming into the night.
Released from the forces of oppression, I am able to grow and grow until I am restored to my former purple glory. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Pensive]

Hyacinth's Hill!

I show her another poem by Langston Hughes and while she gets busy in reading it, I scatch my hill away!

My Hill! Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill
Hyacinth tells Pensive that she has a shot to spike everyone's guns in the Post Prediction thread. Chuckling with glee, Pensive rushes off to have the last laugh. . .
Hyacinth's Hill - Wahoo!

[RJbibliophil]

Hyacinth's hill

I expose her fraudelous activities to the authorities, and they drag her away to a trial. As the hill is left without a denizen to guard it, I take over.

My hill

[Psycheinaboat]

RJbibliophil's hill

I lean closely to RJ and whisper, "Alas, Babylon!" and she runs away to the grocery store to stock up on bottled water, canned goods, and chocolate.

My hill

[RJbibliophil]

Psyche's hill

The Russians drop lots of H-bombs all over the surrounding country and Psyche runs away to find safety, and get supplies. Fortunatly, it turns out they were but incindary bombs, and the danger soon passes. I reclaim my hill, and stock up the root cellar and cottage with lots of stores.

My hill

[Pensive]

RJ's hill!

I tell her that I have got a new avatar of beautiful butterflies for her in LitNet Shop. She leaves the hill and starts running to find the thread while I take my hill with me.

Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill,
Having made my escape from prison, I make my way to the hill. Prison guards are hot on my trail and they follow me. Luckily, I was able to duck into the root cellar at the foot of the hill before they saw me do so. Seeing Pensive's lone figure on the hill the guards approach her to inquire as to my whereabouts. As she is the only one for miles and MUST have seen something, the guards haul her in for questioning.
My hill

[Psycheinaboat]

Hyacinth Girl's hill

As Tom and Jerry run by causing a distraction, I fill the toes of HG's shoes with matches and light them. HG runs away to seek an extinguisher.

My hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Hyacinth Girl's hill

As Tom and Jerry run by causing a distraction, I fill the toes of HG's shoes with matches and light them. HG runs away to seek an extinguisher.

My hill


OUCH!

Psycheinaboat's Hill

I quickly run down to the lake to put out my fire. While there I make note that Psyche's boat is empty Grinning evilly, I give the boat a great shove, sending it out into the middle. Psyche sees this from the top of the hill. Deeply disturbed by the loss of part of her namesake, she immediately abandons the hill in order to rescue it. . .

Hyacinth's Hill

[Psycheinaboat]

Hyacinth's hill

As I swim out to retrieve my boat, I begin feeling strange, and not only strange, but also a little dangerous. The temporary damage this ordeal has caused to my psyche is not good news.

As I run back up the hill I gather large handfuls of snow from the ground. I pelt HG with massive snowballs until she falls from the hill. At the top once more my psyche is returned to her usual ease and my soul is soothed.

My hill

[RJbibliophil]

Psyche's hill

I come with lots of salt, which then melts the snow, leaving Psyche defenseless. She runs down the hill to rethink her strategy, while I clean up the hill.

Piglet's hill

[Pensive]

RJ's Hill!

I tell dear RJ to please, please have an avatar of anything but piglet. She gets angry and marches off to look for a piece of wood to beat me while I runs away with my very own hill!

Oh yep, Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill-
I convince my 5 year old nephew that bluebirds are the BEST pets EVER! Grant manages to snag Pensive in a net, place her in an absolutely LOVELY gilded birdcage, and takes her home to show his parents.

Hyacinth's hill

[Pensive]

Hyacinth's hill

But then my cousin who is a friend of Hycacinth's newphew discovers that it is her cousin who is in the cage, she gets angry and persuade Hyacinth's cousin to free me and demand in return the hill. Hycinth newphew, who is afraid of loosing his friend is forced by my cousin to steal the hill from Hyacinth and bring it back to me. Hyacinth's newphew does this job happily and easily (a clever boy as he is) and the hill becomes mine, as it is ought to be.

My Hill! Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill
I run up the hill and apologise to Pen about my nephew's reprehensible behavior in locking her up, offering chocolate cookies as a peace offering. Pensive immediately eats three, which were laced with an opiate. While Pen begins to dream happily of tigers in red weather, I have her sleeping form removed to a lovely bower deep in the woods and reclaim . . . My HILL!!

[Pensive]

Hyacinth's Hill.

Now, now I get too much irritated by Hyacinth's way of taking my hill so I give her a party of having the hill and fakes that I am no longer interested in the hill. In the party, Hyacinth starts singing and dancing and forgets everything and I slowly take in posession, my hill, only my hill, Pensive's hill.

MY HILL!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill
In my singing and dancing, I suddenly realize that I really want to sing some good opera. Inspired, I grab my Viking helmet, breastplate, shield, and spear. I march up the hill, singing at the top of my lungs. Pensive, thinking she is under attack by the Viking horde, runs down the hill. . .
My hill, MY hill, MMMAAAAAAAAYYYY HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!
(Above is transcription of Hyacinth singing aria)

[Pensive]

Hyacinth's Hill!

But now, I use Hyacinth's very spell against her to get my hill, I mean by singing in my very loud voice, I scare her away and with dignity takes my hill with me to my home.

My Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill

A diva's work is never done! I meander over to Pensive's house and hit high C. The reverberations shatter the glass structure, trapping Pensive within, and I calmly take back my hill.
Hyacinth's Hill

[AimusSage]

Hyacinth has the hill

Eliminating her weapon is easy. A few men in black take her away and remove her vocal cords. Now defenseless, she is placed inside a cage suspended from a long steel girder over a volcano somewhere on mars.

I take the hill, because it belongs to me, and me alone. :)

My hill

[papayahed]

Aimus's hill.

I tell Aimus there is a lit net member at the bottom waiting to be interviewd. Off he goes.


My hill.

[Hyacinth Girl]

Papayahed/s Hill
Having gone to considerable trouble and expense in order to have myself rescued from my predicament on Mars, I make my way over to Papaya's Hill. I try to communicate with Papaya, but she cannot understand sign language. Frustrated by our inability to communicate, she leaves the hill in order to seek out an ASL dictionary. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Psycheinaboat]

Hyacinth's hill

I offer HG a bottle of lovely mermaid voice I found floating near shore. Of course, like all evil hagglers I ask for that which she holds most dear.

My hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Psycheinaboat's Hill
After enchanting the local prince with my lovely mermaid song, I commandeer his militia and lead them in a charge to take back that which is mine -
Hyacinth's Hill

[Psycheinaboat]

Hyacinth's hill

I wait for your militia to depart, leaving you unguarded, so that I can attack with my army of gnomes. I traded with their queen precious treasure and goods collected while sailing the world in my boat. I have been promoted from a simple evil haggler to slave trader extraordinaire.

You see my hordes of little people coming for you, teeth bared, pointy sticks in hand, blood on their minds, and run for the hills (other hills, not MY hill).

It has been snowing again for a while, so I order my gnomes to use shoe boxes to make thousands of snow bricks and build an impregnable wall at the base of MY hill with a snow fort at the top.

My hill

[RJbibliophil]

Psyche's hill

my piglets come armed with iceballs, and as psyche's fortifications cannot stand against my iceballs, which are custom made with my magic potion. Psyche escapes to safety, while my piglets make a ring of magic flowers all around the top of the hill, each dosed with my magic potion.

My hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Piglet's Hill
Hyacinth sends in the ministry of magic, intimating that there has been some illicit use of dark arts in order to protect the hill. The MOM officials take Piglet, her little piglets, and the magic flowers into custody . . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Pensive]

Hyacinth's Hill!

I tell her that I am not being able to find any poem of Wordsworth. She jumps up and gets busy to Google Wordsworth while I slips away with my hill!

My very own hill! Pensive's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill

I return from my Wordsworth search, bearing glad tidings of his work being posted on LitNet. Pensive is very happy, but informs me that now she wants Coleridge, and I inform her she will have to journey to the Lake District for that. Pensive immediately sets off for Lake Wandemere. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's hill
I pelt her with copies of "Ulysses" until she vacates the hill. Sorry, Hyacinth, desperate times call for desperate measures.

My hill....

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kathy's Hill
Hyacinth, after recovering from the Ulysses attack by rereading the entire Faerie Queene, calls upon Kathy and informs her that there are dozens of new Hyacinth posts in the games. Kathy immediately sets off to one up Hyacinth. . .
MY HILL

[Pensive]

Hyacinth has the hill.

I ask her to bring food for my bird and because she love the bird, she goes out to bring food for it while I sneaks away with my very own hill!

My Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive has the hill.
I kindly inform Pensive that her mailbox is full of last minute questions for the Crier interview with Logos. . . she immediately sallies forth to collect them . .
Hyacinth's hill

[Pensive]

Hyacinth has the hill!

But then Hyacinth thinks that she has not yet asked Logos any questions so darts to PM them to me while I, who is looking for anyway to get the hill runs away with the hill!

My VERY OWN HILL!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Pensive's Hill,

Hyacinth, having taken care of business, returns with Mellicent, who casts a spell on Pensive. The next time she pricks her thumb, Pensive will abandon the hill. As poor Pensive is unaware of the new spell, she pricks her thumb in order to summon the next poster on the prediction thread. . . .

My Hill, oh yes, Hyacinth's hill!

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's hill

Hey Hyacinth, wanna go out for lunch, my treat? Yes? Good, get the heck off my hill first then. Ok, what are you in the mood for?

The hill is my own little hill again. There, there, good hill.

[Weeping Willow]

Kathy has the hill!

I can't believe you go for a moment and kathy takes your hill!! shish!!!
I look at kathy then i send her back to her room!
After she goes i look to see all is the same.. and i plant myself at the top of the hill..
But only for the next hour cause then i have to go take care of my loundry and then to watch the world cup game ok!

My hill..

[Hyacinth Girl]

Willow's Hill

Willow admittedly had to leave the hil in order to watch the World Cup. I offered him all the snack food he could possibly want in exchange for hill possession. Willow thought that was a great deal. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[literaturerocks]

i take hyacinth's snacks and throw them into a far away land..while she is out fetching them i steal the hill
MY HILL

[Hyacinth Girl]

Litrocks' Hill
Hyacinth, having been taken to lunch by Kathy, decided she was not really hungry and did not need the snacks. She also just happened to have a new critical essay on the Paradiso . . . with which she lured Litrocks into a dark wood. . .
Hyacinth's HILL!!

[RJbibliophil]

Hyacinth's hill

I tell her about the new, awesome, keyboard headbanging game, and she goes and knocks herself silly.

Piglet's Hill

[Hyacinth Girl]

Piglet's Hill-
After recovering from her keyboard headbanging game phase, Hyacinth returns to complain to Piglet about her inability to post her pic due to extreme technology phobia disfunctional disorder.
Piglet, terrified by the notion that Hyacinth will complain all day, runs away to buy earplugs.
Hyacinth's Hill

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill

:yawnb: I am too darn tired to take care of the hill right now, I have to go to bed. Feeling in a generous mood, I allow Hyacinth to enjoy her guardianship of *cough* my hill... :p

Still Hyacinth Girl's hill. :nod:

[literaturerocks]

hyacinth is riding her horse when it goes crazy leaving me no other choice than to take my place as king of the hill
MY HILL! :banana:

[Pendragon]

Far out in the Shadowlands, the Dragon is enjoying afternoon tea. Using his Dragonsight, he peers through a tiny riff in the dimensional barrier. "Humph. Still fighting over that bloody hill!"
He sighs, and settles himself more comfortably on his hoard of gold. "Ah, to be more refined in one's tastes!" He turns up "New Kid In Town" on the stereo, and leans back. "And to think I used to be just as barbaric. It took me several hundred years to learn." He munches on a petrified forest biscuit and nods in time to the music. "Humans. Will they ever learn?" :) :) :nod:

Meanwhile, LiteratureRocks' HILL :nod:

[Hyacinth Girl]

LitRocks' Hill,

Unfortunately for LitRocks, my horse happens to take his crazy rampage straight to his hill, accidentally stomping LitRocks in the process. IT is at this point I give up trying to control the beast. Instead I jump off the crazy pony in order to claim. . .


MY HILL!!!!

[Kelly_Sprout]

Hyancinth's Hill,

When I arrived, Hyancinth was still unconscious having had a head-on collision with the hill. I called for an ambulance out of concern and then claimed...

MY HILL!!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kelly's Hill
Unfortunately for him, I'd come to before the ambulance arrived. I picked up a stick when his back was turned and knocked HIM unconscious. When the ambulance arrived, I was oh-so-sweet and helped the techs load him into the truck. As the ambulance drove to the nearest hospital (100 miles away), I giggled and waved. . . .

Hyacinth's Hill

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill
Just like an episode of the Twilight Zone...
*coughs, does Rod Serling imitation* I give to you exhibit A. Young lady who was mistaken about her hill ownership....

Due to that very grievous head injury she really did suffer, Hyacinth's subsequent "possesion" of the hill was.... *cough--Rod Serling again* all a product of her overwrought, brain fevered imagination....I wave to Hyacinth as she struggles with the ambulance techs raving the entire time " No, really, it really was my hill, my hiilllllllll." Tsk, tsk, I will have to send the poor dear some flowers. *yawn*

Ahhh, how nice to be here on my own little hill again! Oh, are you wondering what was the name of it? Why it is Kathy's Hill!!!

(the end...or is it!!!????? :goof: )

[Virgil]

Kathy's hill.

I give Kathy some taffey and when it sticks to her dentures and she takes out her uppers to clean them, I snatch them from her hand and toss them down the hill. Kathy runs after them and abandon's the hill.

Virgil's Hill! :D

[Hyacinth Girl]

Virgil's Hill,
Having escaped from the hospital, I return to the hill. I tell Virgil that he has won an all-expense paid trip to the beautiful Pacific Northwest. Excited at the prospect of seeing the country, as well as possibly meeting Sherman Alexie, Virgil accepts the plane ticket in my hand and rushes off to the nearest airport. . . .

ah. Hyacinth's Hill

[kathycf]

Kathy's hill.

I give Kathy some taffey and when it sticks to her dentures .....

Virgil's Hill! :D

Hyacinth's Hill

I only sweep in to glare at Virgil and shake a finger at him. I don't have dentures, you...you....you mean boy, you! :p (and I would never eat taffy, ick.)

Lala la la, still Hyacinth's Hill (not for long though, I imagine... ;) )

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill

Deciding she has had a way too cushy time atop the hill, I give her my patented "non denture wearing" glare and she decideds to vacate. ;)
Just look at those pearly whites!----> :D

Kkkkkkathy's Hill.

[Hyacinth Girl]

kkkkkkkathy's hill-
Feeling sorry for Kathy (it must be hard to deal with a stutter) I kindly set up speech therapy lessons with the local speech pathologist. Kathy, ever grateful for my thoughtful aid, heads off to have perfect speech to match her perfect NON-denture teeth. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Kelly_Sprout]

Hyacinth's Hill,
Because of her lovely perfume, Hyacinth began attracting bees -- hundreds, then thousands of them! As she dashed off the hill to find a lake to dive into, she wondered if she should change from Hyacinth to Skunk Cabbage! :D

Kelly's Hill

[kathycf]

Kelly's Hill

As a parting shot, Hyacinth bewitches the bees and they sting poor Kelly quite severely. I offer him an aspirin and some antihistamine, and he trundles off to the beesting clinic.

Kathy's Hill!



match her perfect NON-denture teeth

Look, I know this is all meant in fun and normally I wouldn't bother to say anything. I know folks aren't psychic...My boyfriend is having a very difficult time because he may have to get dentures (his teeth are in bad shape, partly due to an injury received in a car accident.) This is having quite an impact on his self esteem and references to denture wearing is starting to get on my nerves. Can we lay off it, please? Again, no offense, I know you guys only meant it in jest. Thanks, Kathy

[RobinHood3000]

Aww, Hyacinth, I'm so sorry...my condolences to your boyfriend. :(

[Virgil]

I only sweep in to glare at Virgil and shake a finger at him. I don't have dentures, you...you....you mean boy, you! :p (and I would never eat taffy, ick.)

You don't? But wasn't that established as a fact in the PAM thread? :D

[kathycf]

to the person below me...it is still my hill, feel free to knock me off! :nod:



Aww, Hyacinth, I'm so sorry...my condolences to your boyfriend. :(

Well, it was my boyfriend, but thank you, Robin.




Originally Posted by kathycf
I only sweep in to glare at Virgil and shake a finger at him. I don't have dentures, you...you....you mean boy, you! (and I would never eat taffy, ick.)

You don't? But wasn't that established as a fact in the PAM thread?


Look, I know this is all meant in fun and normally I wouldn't bother to say anything. I know folks aren't psychic...My boyfriend is having a very difficult time because he may have to get dentures (his teeth are in bad shape, partly due to an injury received in a car accident.) This is having quite an impact on his self esteem and references to denture wearing is starting to get on my nerves. Can we lay off it, please? Again, no offense, I know you guys only meant it in jest. Thanks, Kathy

[RobinHood3000]

Well, it was my boyfriend, but thank you, Robin.Oh, yeah, him too. :p

Seriously, though, sorry about the accident, and extra-sorry for the mix-up.


Kathy, laughing at Robin's gaffe, doubles up and rolls down the hill.

MY HILL!!

[literaturerocks]

robinhoods hill

as he is practicing shooting his bow and arrow he leaves the hill unguarded for just enough time for me to take over and throw huge buckets of popcorn down on him

my hill!!!!!!



sorry about your boyfriend kathy, my sympathy goes out to the both of you

[thingamajig]

LitRocks likes popcorn very much and decides to leave the hill just to go and have a bit of popcorn at the bottom, she forgets about time and I run up and "Grab" the hill!!!

MY HILL>>>>>

[Kelly_Sprout]

thingamajig's hill

thingamajig sees that IT is for sale on eBay and hurries off to buy IT.

My Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kelly's Hill,
I tell Kelly that there is a publisher waiting anxiously to meet with him and discuss a possible book deal. Glowing with delight, Kelly quickly heads off for fortune and fame in the literary world, allowing me to take back MY hill. .
Hyacinth's Hill

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill

Knowing that Hyacinth gets very scared when people yell "Ni" at the top of their lungs, I do just that. Hyacinth bolts and leaves the hill to my tender care.

Kathy's Hill!




(thanks literaturerocks)

[RobinHood3000]

Kathy's hill!!

I taunt her repeatedly. The mere mention of elderberries sends her screaming.

MY HILL!!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Robin's Hill -
After recovering from her encounter with the lady of "Ni", Hyacinth returns to the hill. Seeing that it is in the hands of a Terrible Taunting Frenchman, Hyacinth decides to serve him a little of his own medicine. She whips out her catepault and launches various barn animals, including "la fromage" and Robin abandons the hill yelling, "Rune Awaye!!!". .
Hyacinth's Hill

[RobinHood3000]

Hyacinth's hill!!

The last thing she hears is the TWANG of a bowstring and a "1...2...5--[3, sir!]--3! KABOOM!!!"

Holy Hand Grenade arrows are remarkably effective.

ROBIN's HILL!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Robin's Hill -
Unfortunately, Robin suffered a major accident while trying to fly while carrying a coconut (obviously he is not on the same plane as an African swallow). Having been revived by Brother Maynard, I stumble back up to claim . . .
Hyacinth's Hill

(and to check on my shrubbery, which may have been damaged in Robin's unfortunate fall)

[AimusSage]

hyacint's hill

She ventures in a cave near the top of the hill, and the black beast of Arrrrgh persues her until she is eaten, because, unfortunately for her, this time the animator doesn't have a fatal heart attack.

My Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Aimus' Hill-
Luckily, Hyacinth is poisonous to black beasts, and he vomits her back up relatively unharmed. She then proceeds to Aimus' hill, upon which he has built the lovely Swamp Castle II. She then proceeds to begin a musical tribute to her miraculous escape. Aimus, driven mad by the show tunes, runs off yelling, "Now, now, we'll have none of that!" and Hyacinth promptly reclaims her hill, singing courtiers and all.

[RobinHood3000]

Hyacinth's Hill!!

I sell her a map directing her to the male counterpart to the Castle Anthrax. She dashes off, post-haste, to "rescue" the occupants.

MY HILL!!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Hyacinth's Hill!!

I sell her a map directing her to the male counterpart to the Castle Anthrax. She dashes off, post-haste, to "rescue" the occupants.

MY HILL!!!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
You know. . .I may be a while at that. . . . :brow: :brow: :brow:

Still Robin's Hill

[kathycf]

Still Robin's Hill:

I fetch my killer bunny to do my dirty work for me. Uhoh, just look at the bones!

Kathy's hill.

[Kelly_Sprout]

Kathy's hill.

Kathy chokes while gnawing on one of the bones (ewwww!)

My Hill!

[RobinHood3000]

Kelly_Sprout's hill!!

Kelly and the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog again submit to the will of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The Killer Rabbit is reported to have said, "Oh, no, not again..." before snuffing it.

MY HILL!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Robin's Hill
Having made my way from Castle Manthrax, I see Robin sittin upon his hill. I quickly rouse the peasants, helping them organise into an autonomous society. We then proceed to the hill and invite Robin to join us. UPon his refusal we begin arguing about the origins of supreme executive power. Disgusted, Robin rides off, and I quickly dispatch the peasants using the Holy Hand Grenade he left behind.
Ahhhhh. . .
Hyacinth's hill

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's hill

Whoops, looks like a few of those peasants were left behind. They stick a false pointy nose on Hyacinth's face and prepare to dunk her in a duck pond. During all the mayhem, I take possesion of...

My hill!

[RobinHood3000]

Kathy's hill!!

Kathy is indecisive about her favorite colour. Pity.

MY HILL!!

[Kelly_Sprout]

Robin's Hill.

Robin is confused about which hill is being contested. While he sits on his hill over there, I claim that THE hill that we are all interested in is now

My Hill!

[kathycf]

Kelly's Hill:

Kelly is so utterly confused that he thinks some little slope that he is sitting on is the hill all the litnet members covet. So sorry, but the action is all on

My Hill!

[literaturerocks]

kathys hill

while everyone is distracted talking about which hill is the real one i sneak over and steal the almighty hill

MY HILL!!

[RJbibliophil]

litrocks hill

I wack litrocks over the head with a large volume of Shakespeares works. It faints, but comes to quickly, and seeing the prized book, runs off to find a quiet place to study.

My hill

[kathycf]

RJ's hill

I send a veritable herd of cute kittens to swarm the base of the hill. RJ cannot resist but to run down and pet each one.

My hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kathy's Hill,
I inform Kathy that the puppies have arrived and are beginning to annoy the kittens. Worried, Kathy goes to sort things out. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Kelly_Sprout]

Hyacinth's Hill,
Welcome back, Hyacinth! We are throwing a party for you over in the glen by the wooden footbridge over the bubbling creek.
(Hyacinth hurries over to the party, pleased to be the Guest of Honor)

I look around...
...what do you know? It's
Kelly's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kelly's Hill-
Things get a little crazy at Hyacinth's party. The revellers, inspired by the fine wine consumed, decided that they really needed to dunk Kelly, the organizer of the party, into the jello dunk tank. The party people rush up the hill, snag Kelly, and haul him protesting into the tank.
I however, take one more bottle of wine and settle back to enjoy
MY hill! :D

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's hill

Poor dear imbibed a little too much wine and falls asleep. Awww, doesn't she look cute when she is sleeping? I gently roll her away ...bye bye!
Kathy's hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kathy's Hill
Just as she was settling in to enjoy her new hill, Hyacinth's Party People return from dunking Kelly into the Jello tank. All are whooping it up, Kathy participating in a soulful rendition of "I Will Survive" with the leading members of the Hyacinth's Party Preservation Society, when the police come and arrest all for drunk and disorderly conduct.
Sad to see my comrade hauled away in a paddywagon, I decide to carry on the torch and take posession of the hill in Kathy's stead. . .
Hyacinth's Hill

[Kelly_Sprout]

Hyacinth's Hill

Kelly returns from a weekend visiting a Meadery. He brings a barrel of Mead to the hill. At the bottom of the hill, he coats a thick layer of the sticky honey residue onto a rock. Then he climbs the hill and offers Hyacinth some Mead. While she is enjoying this unusual beverage, he steals her books and tosses them down the hill and onto the sticky rock. She hurries down to retrieve them and is "stuck" there for awhile trying to get them free from the honey without damaging them. Meanwhile. Kelly coats the bottoms of his shoes with more honey so that he can defeat anyone who tries to take

Kelly's Hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kelly's Hill-
Unfortunately for Kelly, he forgot about the bees. He was attacked by an entire hive and was forced to run away from the hill, leaving his honey-saturated shoes in place. While recovering in the hospital from his multiple bee stings, Hyacinth sends him a bouquet and takes her Hill -
Hyacinth's Hill!

[kathycf]

Hyacinth's Hill:

Sorry dear, you must make room. Birthday girl takes over.

Some old lady named Kathy's Hill!!! ;) :D ;)

[Pensive]

Kathy's hill!

Her birthday being over, the hill goes to me!

My very own hill!

[kathycf]

Pensive's Hill

When she sees all the leftover cake and turnips I have waiting for her at the bottom of the hill, she flies off for a quick snack. Bye Bye Birdie!

My Hill!

[Virgil]

Kathy's hill.

I tell Kathy that at the bottom of the hill is a catalogue of avatars that she can pick from. Kathy's desire for another avy gets the better of her and down the hill she runs.

Virgil's hill.

[AimusSage]

Virgil's Hill

I could reclaim what is rightfully mine, but the IRS is still on my back, so please, by all means, play on and enjoy yourselfs. It's still up for charity. :)

Virgil has the hill.

[Pensive]

Aimus has the hill.
I tell Harry Potter that this hill is Voldemort's horcrux so he destroys the hill.
No one's hill!
Hill is gone!

[AimusSage]

Foolish little bird, it wasn't my hill at all, you blew up government property! :p

[Nightshade]

My hill my hilll
Im going to build my BIG KNOW library on it.


( ask me what know stands for I dare you!!!)

[AimusSage]

Don't you dare me! What does Big KNOW library stand for?

And it's my hill, untill the IRS figures me out again.

I dare you to dare me again!

[Nightshade]

I dare you to give me the hill!!!



KNOW
stands for Knowllege Natural to Other worlds ( spelling is not one of them

BTW the IRS is here!

[AimusSage]

That's a tricky dare of you, I double dare you to take it back before the IRS finds out I have it.

[Virgil]

Wait a second. Aimus I thought was from Holland and Nightshade is from England, why would the IRS (Internal Revenue Service of the US) investigate either of you? :confused:

And whose hill is it? :confused:

[Kelly_Sprout]

Well, obviously, it must be mine ---- NOW!

[Psycheinaboat]

I steal Kelly's eyeglasses and take the hill while he's looking for them. Oh, he'll be looking for a long, long time. :)

[Kelly_Sprout]

Psycheinaboat's Hill


Time being relative, according to Einstein, and Thyme beina a relative, according to the Italians, I psyche out Psycheinaboat by looking in his ship's log to discover where my glasses are. When I fish them out of his psychic bilge, he is so astounded that he spends the rest of the night scribbling in his logbook, trying to understand whether it was my Id or Ego that outwitted him. Meanwhile, I reclaim...

My Hill!

[Psycheinaboat]

Kelly's hill

While I sit scribbling restlessly trying to master Kelly’s genius, I recall the wise advice an exotic, elderly stranger once gave me. She informed me during my naïve years, when I was but a lass and pure as the new driven snow, that men do not think with that part of their bodies upon their shoulders. Aye, she explained that they think with that bit that is farther south.

So, I summon my good friends the mermaids to come hither and I request that they sing their song to seduce Kelly away. Kelly hears their call and leaves MY hill to follow, wandering aimlessly off into the night.

My hill…

[Virgil]

Psyche's hill.

I offer her a handful of diamonds (she can't tell they're fake) and toss them down the hill. She runs scrambling after them.

Virgil's hill!!

[kathycf]

Virgil's hill

I call the FBI and report him for passing off fake diamonds to unsuspecting damsels. You cad! ;) ;)

the hill belongs to me!

[Virgil]

Virgil's hill

I call the FBI and report him for passing off fake diamonds to unsuspecting damsels. You cad! ;) ;)

the hill belongs to me!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kathy's hill.

I tell her that there are now real diamonds at the bottom of the hill. Of course she doesn't believe me and wont budge off the hill. Suddenly Psycheinaboat starts screaming at the bottom of the hill, "They're real, they're real!" Then Kathy believes it and starts running down the hill to grab some diamonds for herself. Of course she doesn't know I paid Psyche to say that. Too late.

Virgil's hill.

[Nightshade]

Virgil has the hill but he lost it in the 2 months since this thread was last activated and I found it in a dusty corner so ITS MINE!

Nights Hill:D

[AimusSage]

Unfortunately the pinguins dissagree with nights claim, as they ruled the hills in the two month long interbellum. They now march toward the hill, bent on destruction. I move in with a small Martian strikeforce, and blow each and every single pinguin back to the colder regions of this planet. Having done this, I appoint Nightshade as governer of this little hill. :)

My hill, but governed by Nightshade. Don't you dare lose it. ;)

[Nightshade]

Oh wait are we on mars?-- NO?!:D:nod:

We staged a smilie cope and now the hill is mine .

[AimusSage]

Betrayal! In retribution, I destroy the hill with everything on it!

My crater! :D

[Nightshade]

but Im reseliant and crawl out of my bunker hit you over the head with a turnip and decalre the hill mine!!:D

[AimusSage]

what hill? The ant hill, you can have it! :p

Still my crater, now with a turnip, thanks for that Night! :D

[Nightshade]

but the anthill is actually the entrance to a secret base of smilies and they swarm out and take the crater and turnip and give it to me


MY hole in the ground:nod:

[AimusSage]

A hole now covered in dirt by the hill reconstruction workers, who just started their work.

My newly reconstructed hill! :p

[Nightshade]

You ran out of money and had to sell to me :brow: :D

[optimisticnad]

the Hill was demolished and new one built next to it but its private propety so no one is allowed or I'll sue you all. And the hill is mine, back to its rightful owner. game over. winner: optimisticnad. nice playing with you all.

[AimusSage]

The appeal of the hill is such that Optimistic grows so addicted, she forgets everything else. Including paying taxes, she is arrested for tax fraud and send away for a long time. In the mean time, I show the deed to the hill, which I found in a drawer. Now the hill is mine!

[optimisticnad]

You are assassinated, I come back, take back what is rightfully mine. and since your dead you cant claim the hill anymore! so game over for you. rest in peace amius. (do u mind that i constantly spell your name wrong? its deliberate)

[AimusSage]

Back in hell, satan, who missed me for so long, is glad to open the door and let me back to earth. He's managing call centres now! :nod:

On earth, I give Optimistic a huge, gigantic hamster, and she is so preoccupied she doesn't notice I sit down on my lovely chair, on top of the hill.

My hill!

[optimisticnad]

She manages to tame the hamster, who befriends her, and she commands him to eat up the man on my chair, which he does so beautifully. opti records it and puts it on google and it has more hits than anything else evr. so back he goes to hell. opti makes a deal with satan not to call him back and a deal with the angels not to let him out.

[AimusSage]

I turn hell upside down, giving satan a new ulcer, The angels are disturbed with the way hell is messing up the cosmic way of things, and release me back to earth, and take opti instead.

King of the hill: ME!

[optimisticnad]

but opti is so sweet and wonderful they cant help but guarantee her a wish, she wished to return to earth where she enters the employment of amius, posions him with his drink, and hill is mine!

[Jay]

optimisticnad has the hill.

After she's disposed of Aimus (thanks, btw), optimisticnad thought nothing could happen to her that'll cause her to lose the hill (to its only rightful owner *points at herself* :brow: ) and she went to sleep. When she's laid in her bed, suddenly the lid closed... wait, what lid? Her bed doesn't have a lid! Well, her bed doesn't, but somebody got her a new one ;). So after the lid's closed, I come in and nail the lid of the... yes, coffin ;) shut, put an address on it to the other side of the world, knowing that if I don't put a return address on it and it can't be delived to an imaginery address... it'll just end up being stored somewhere that's not on

MY hill! *makes herself at home*

[Pendragon]

Off in the Shadowlands, the Dragon finally remembers it's been some time since he looked down at that wretched piece of real estate known as "The Hill" He opens the dimensional window and peers down. "Same old, same old!" He grumbles, noticing in passing that JAY now has the hill. He shuts the window and goes back to bed with a wicked kerosene hangover.

[AimusSage]

Jay has the hill

Or so she thinks. It's my hill, and to prove it, I plant a tiny little nuclear bomb with a magnitude of 20 megatons, right under the hill. Jay falls into the crater, and hurt her toe. As a result she runs of crying, and I own the hill! (What's left of it anyway. :D)

My hill :p

[optimisticnad]

After the bomb exploded, Amius became a little traumatised and would wake up late night shouting 'bums on fire'. Of course he meant 'bomb'. Therefore optimisticnad was able to scare him a little and he fled, later he was caught in the streets walking naked claiming 'fire bums'. He wad admitted into a mental instution.
Optimisticnad regained what was rightfully hers as it was her great-great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather, King Arthur, who built the hill in the first place.

[Tinita09]

Tinita09 foils optimisticnad with her own version of the Trojan horse, a clown car. Inside are her warriors, who take over after delighting optimisticnad with entertainment.

My Hill!

[optimisticnad]

tut tut. one of me and millions of you! u should be ashamed!

optimisticnad, being such a beauty, intelligent, gsoh and fan of football, wins over the warriors, who start killing each other off out of jealousy. when the last one remains, she cuts all his hair, so he loses his strength. And the hill is back to optimisticnad. I must warn u al my great x 100 grandather King Aruthur is helping me beyond the grave.

[Tinita09]

Tinita09 challenges optimisticnad to a thumbwar for the hill, and wins.

My hill!

[optimisticnad]

optimisticnad locks tinata in a tall big tower beneath the hill

hill is mine

[papayahed]

opt's hill

I sneak up and hit opt over head and roll her down the hill.

Papaya's Hill

(Ahh, what fun , I haven't played this in ages!)

[Taliesin]

Papaya's hill!

We unleash the Vorpal Bunny against papaya and take the hill when papaya is busy having her throat being chewed through. That is no ordinary rabbit!

Our hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Hyacinth enlists the help of Tim the Enchanter. . . using his magical staff/flamethrower, Tim and Hyacinth manage to frighten Taliesin away. Once the mission is accomplished, Hyacinth sends Tim off to meet the monster of ARRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH and thus the hill is all hers!

[Jay]

Hyacinth has the hill.

Seeing she's not dangerous without Tim the Enchanter, I just simply put a wall surrounded by a moat up and trick Hyacinth into a ride, leaving her (purely by accident ;)) outside.

My hill!

[Pensive]

Jay has the hill.

I tell her that Night is visiting Czech Republic, she becomes excited and runs off to her computer to have a chat with Night, while I quickly grabs my very own hill!

My Very Own Hill!
Pensive's Hill!

[Bluebiird]

The blue dragon returns after a long break and asks, "Are you STILL fighting over this hill?" She laughs, "I have come for this hill, as it contains some gold of mine that you all seem to have forgotten." While retrieving my gold from the hill, I sneeze and Pensive is burned to a crisp. CURSE THIS WRETCHED COLD. So, I guess it's now
MY hill

[Madhuri]

I lure Bluebird with all the beautiful gifts I have for her, diamonds, which are kept on that hill. She runs off to get her gifts, while she is searching for the imaginary diamonds, I take over the hill.

Oh, my beautiful hill! I'll call it 'Paradise' :D I can see my kindom from the top.

My lovely hill! :D

[Bluebiird]

While pretending that I'm going to look for all of these shiny, imaginary diamonds I walk off with my gold. The second I get to the bottom of the hill, I hear a scream. I rush back up to find that my little dragons have followed me and eaten Madhuri.
Looks like it's our hill again.
The dragons own the hill

[Pensive]

A Tiger appears from somewhere and starts having a bloody fight with the dragon, while Pensive runs far, far away with her hill!

Queen Pensive's Hill!

[Bluebiird]

Feeling too sick to bother fighting the tiger, I just eat it whole and let my baby dragons chase Pesnive. When they catch her, they eat her. They then prowl around at the bottom of the hill, waiting for more people to eat. I sigh. The hill is still ours.

[Madhuri]

I bring my army of friendly aliens, the dragons die of heart attack on seeing strange creatures. :lol:

The Paradise is mine now, and forever :D

[Bluebiird]

My dragon heart is strong and I don't have a heart attack, but my little baby dragons were too small to handle it. Furious, I lunge at Madhuri and the aliens and rip them to shreds.
After an hour of shredding, I pick a shred of Madhuri out of my teeth and set about resurrecting my fallen offspring by breathing fire into them. They wake up as if thet had just been sleeping. I now claim this wretched hill as mine. NO ONE WILL DEFEAT ME NOW!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

[Pensive]

Pensive saw Madhuri taking Paradise, what she would have done of the poor old hill. But Pensive, as she is very much obsessed with it, takes the hill lovingly.

Her Hill!
Pensive's Hill!

[Madhuri]

I give Pensy a poisonous candy, and she is gone, never to return again. :D

'Paradise' is mine once again. :D I have also built a huge wall, like the Great Wall of China, around my territory. No one can enter now.

My Hill!! My beautiful hill!! :banana:

[Pensive]

Madhuri has the hill.

Madhuri thought that Pensive had eaten it, though she had not because her Jinns told her that the candy was poisonous. And thousand Jinns (powerful creatures) are enough to break the wall, on Pensive's instructions so the hill once again, becomes her's.

Pensive's Hill!

[Bluebiird]

Pensive has the hill.
I congratulate her on her victory, gather up my young dragons, and my gold and take them home, promising to come and visit some time, as the hill seems to be a good feeding ground.
We wave goodbye.

It is STILL Pensive's hill

[Pensive]

Pensive has the hill.
I congratulate her on her victory, gather up my young dragons, and my gold and take them home, promising to come and visit some time, as the hill seems to be a good feeding ground.
We wave goodbye.

It is STILL Pensive's hill
Indeed, it is. The queen of the hill is happy to have her hill back, even the dragons have accepted it.

But she welcomes all those who want to take a tour of Pensive's Hill. :p

Anybody wants the party? After all, the real queen has got her hill back! :p

[Jay]

Pensive has the hill.

After a wild party, Pensive is so tired nothing can wake her up. In fact she is so tired she will never wake up again. *pretends to sigh but fails miserably* :evil:

MY hill!

[Pensive]

Jay has the not-real-one-hill.

Pensive had put Jinns on the guard of her hill, and it was the model of another hill which she was having, in the party. Jay had mistaken that model, and thought it was the hill. Poor girl....neither was it a hill, nor was Pensive going to sleep forever. You can see it by that she woke up after a nice sleep of seven hours, with her model gone, but still she had the ACTUAL hill. So Pensive, the queen is going to give a big party, now open to all litnet members!

Jinns are guarding the hill, and no power can destroy them.
The hill remains Pensive's.
Pensive's Hill!

[kilted exile]

Pensive has the hill.

Pensive drinks too much of the gin and passes out. I roll her down the hill, and rightfully take my place on the top of MY hill.

[Pensive]

Kilted has the hill.

My Jinns make me get up again, and take the hill from kilted exile! God Bless Jinns!

My Hill!

[Madhuri]

I have convinced the Jinns that Pensive makes them work very hard, and if I have the hill, they can live a luxurious life, partying all night :D

They no longer work for her and refuse to cooperate, they are under my command now, and with the help of my friendly aliens, I get back my Paradise.

My Hill!! :D :banana:

[optimisticnad]

I've hired an Imam who gets rid of your jinns.

My hill!

[Pensive]

Optimisticnad thought that Imam would get rid of Jinns, and he did, but was unable to get rid of the biggest Jinn, who remained and killed the Imam, and took my very own hill back from optimisticnad.

My Hill!

[Madhuri]

The Jinns are still working for me, and as a part of my plan, they have made Pensy too in a Jinn, and now all are on my side.

This hill is for me to rule. :banana:

Its MY HILL!!! :D

[ktd222]

I've cleaned around the hill and now it is barren. No place for a Jinn to be.

My hill!

[Pensive]

Madhuri dreamt that Jinns were working for her, as Jinns can't go to anyone other than the actual deserver of the hill, which is Pensive's. And Jinns can live in the sky, so kttd, it was no use cleaning over the hill. :D

So, hill remains to its actual owner!
My Hill!

[ktd222]

:flare: :flare:

These Jinns are like cockroaches.

[AimusSage]

Poor pensive didn't see the huge swordfighting knight that landed on top of the hill after having been beamed down from the USS Medieval, a starship in orbit.

The knight proceeds to cut poor pensive into little pieces. Unfortunately for the knight, the blood makes the hill all slippery and he tumbles down the side, impaling himself on his own sword.

I happen to pass by, and now the hill is mine!

[ktd222]

Until ktd222 passed by the hill, looking for water, and challenged aimus to a thumb war - and won.:D Paper: it will get you every time.

The hill is mine

[AimusSage]

the uss medieval, still in orbit, does not like it that their first knight was killed in battle, so they send down a detachement of peasants with cows. The cows are not ordinary cows, but cows that go boom. They are infected with the exploding cow virus, which is triggered when the farmers call out the cows.

The cows, now gathered on top of the hill around KTD222, who really likes the beasts, are suddenly called by the peasants. A huge explosion, followed by a massive smelly fireball incinerating the top of the hill, after the manure burned out, all that is left is a crater. No sign of ktd222. The peasants, having fulfilled their mission, are beamed back up, and the hill is free for the taking, by me.

My hill.

[Jay]

Aimus has the hill.

A conveniently visiting Asgard ship flies by and after the USS Medieval refused to leave the hill airspace when requested so, the supreme commander Thor blew them to tiny bits. I thank Thor, my long-time buddy, and ask him if he could beam a certain Aimus off MY hill and if there could be an accident when dematerializing him... like... let's say, a turkey sandwitch would do ;). After Aimus has beed sandwitch-ized, I have Thor beam me down to my hill.

I have the hill!

[ktd222]

What the peasants didn't know was that ktd222 is made of liquid that resists inceneration, and so the vapors liquefy, materialize, and THERE ktd222 stands. No memory to remind her of the horror, and - smell. So began the workings of a forcefield, by me, that prevents invaders from penetrating the atmosphere around this hill, leaving ktd222 with the spoil.

My hill.

[AimusSage]

After the destruction of the USS Medieval, the surviving crew was stranded, and encountered a strange sandwitch. the Captain, being a very hungry, loudmouthed man, ate the sandwich, and suddenly became silent, with a strange look on his face. 'I was a turkey sandwich, nice!' The crew didn't know what was happening, but their captain was very specific, take the hill at all costs.

Marching on the hill, they stopped at the bottom, blocked by some silly forcefield. The crew using their secret weapon, threw onions to the forcefield, causing it to cry and loose integrity. Aimus stepped through, in his new captain body, and proceded to the top, where he challenged KTD to a thumb war. The thumbs of ktd were quickly crushed, and the blood was everywhere, leaving Ktd in much pain.

Now that Ktd was out of the way, only Jay remained. Jay, not knowing the captain was Aimus, tried to do away with him using a well know, but futile move known as the 'call thor' but since I knew this was going to happen, I jammed communications, all the while providing a feedback loop into the beam capacitor, causing thor's ship to explode, the poor guy, meddling in the wrong affairs, now he'll need a new clone!

Jay is quickly disposed of, using the last remaining exploding cow.

My hill!

[ktd222]

Without thumbs, and without Jay, and in much pain, ktd22 learned the full function of her toes, and proceeded to prepare for galactical warfare. Dawned with mask, the toes released poisoness gas that permeated and rotted away everything around the hill. Including the turkey sandwich!

My hill.

[optimisticnad]

well im glad theres no more mention of Jinns! their all locked up anyway! welll,....kinda.

opti decided to imitate korea and test a nuclear weapon under the hill. it felt like a nearthquake, inhabitants moved out.
hill mine again,

[kathycf]

Optimisticnad's Hill

Poor dear, now facing world censure for setting of those nukes. Tskk. Well, since opti has run off in embarrassment, I should keep the old hill company.

Kathy's Hill!!!!!!

[Hyacinth Girl]

I immediately rush over to tell Kathy that there is a sale on pink fishnet tights at Ross. She squeals in delight and races off to purchase their entire stock. . .
Hyacinth's hill

[kathycf]

Pink Fishnet???:lol:

I counter with "There is a sale on 80's acidwashed jeans at Macy's, Hyacinth"
She vacates the hill so fast there is a sonic boom. Brushing off my 80's mall hair, I amble over and reclaim the Hill.

My hill!

[Hyacinth Girl]

Kathy has the hill.
She forgets one teensy detail - Aquanet is highly flammable. I throw a match directly at Kathy's mall bangs. They immediately begin to burn and she runs, yelling and waving her hands, to the nearest ocean, into which she accidentally falls and ends up drifting to Antarctica.
Hyacinth's hill

[Nightshade]

Hyacinth has the hill,

But not for long becasue the hill knows its rightful owner and while hyacinth is away it grows limbs removes her and ambles back over towards me.

Nights loyaL littel hill :D:D

[Pensive]

Night has the hill.

The hill mistook Night for Pensive as NIght was also wearing green clothes but then when the hill gets near, she recognizes that it's not Pensive. So she runs away from there and goes in search of Pensive, in twenty days and twenty one nights, she finds her real owner, the queen of the earth, the mockingbird, PENSIVE!

Oh yeah, Pensive's Hill!

[ktd222]

Pensive discovers the hill that sought her was actually a one-lane highway. So curious, she takes the course, which leads to realms of infinite worms - never to return to truly discover that the hill was right behind her - and beside ktd222. Ktd22 is left alone with the Hill.

My Hill.

[Hyacinth Girl]

Hyacinth returns with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
Hyacinth's hill

[RobinHood3000]

Hyacinth counted to five. Pity.

ROBIN'S HILL!!!

[Madhuri]

Robin, is busy eating his b'day cake.

In the meantime, I take over the hill...:D

My Hill!!

Madhuri's Hill!!!

[Weeping Willow]

Madhuri's Hill!!!

I Stop my trip for just a bit and whil Madhuri sleeps i put her in a Box and send her to Alaska..

My hill!! ( but only till tomorrow at 7 Am cause then i have to get back and continue my trip..)

[Riesa]

Willow's Hill!

I sneak up behind Willow and undread his dreads so he has to run off and get them fixed before he continues on his trip.

My Hill!

[Weeping Willow]

puch that was below the belt!... altought i dont use a belt cause i only wear shortpants but let forget about that now..

Riesas hill

I dig a huge hole and put a carribian beach poster infront of it as Riesa sees it she runs and fall into the hole..
bye bye Riesa!!

My hill... (thought i should really thing about going packing my Muchila.. hmm..)

[kathycf]

Willow's Hill

Willow forgot to pack the most important thing of all, his box of rain. He remembers just in the nick of time and dashes off the hill to go pack it up along with his Muchila. How kind of you to vacate the hill for me, Willow.

Kathy's Hill!

[papayahed]

Kathy's Hill

While dancing with her banana friends she slipped on one and fell down the hill.

Papaya's Hill

[RJbibliophil]

Papaya's hill

I set up a big screen tv at the bottom, turn on Sesame Street, and the hill is mine.

Piglet's hill

[Virgil]

Hi Piglet. I hadn't seen you around lately. I hope you're doing well.

Piglet's hill.

I offer her a word lover's dream, a copy of the Oxford English Dictionary, the complete addition. She runs to pick it up. Of course I lied.

Virgil's hill.

[kathycf]

Virgil's hill:

I casually mention that there is a piping hot bowl of Riesa's "special chunky" soup and Virgil cannot get off the hill fast enough to get it. Yep, that thermos was getting heavy, I am quite glad to get rid of it.

My...yes indeed, my HILL!

[ktd222]

Kathy, needing to go to lamaz left the hill alone, and I sealed the hill, with me inside, and secured the whole area around the hill with a riddle that reads as follows:

What do you call 10,000 lawyers chained at the bottom of the ocean?

[Madhuri]

I tell KTD that there are some very pretty girls waiting for him just down the hill, and they cant enter as they cant solve the riddle.....Ktd, goes down to give them a warm welcome ;)

Its my hill now.....:banana:

[shinigami]

I really really miss this game.. but I miss Mil more :((....
Well, let's get cracking...

Madhuri has the hill

Aladdin comes by and shows her "A whole new world" ...

I pass by and hill is mine once more!!!

Tremble in fear for I, Shinigami, am back.. mwahahahhaha!!!!!

The Goddess of Death is back.

[Misscaroline]

Shinigami has the hill

Death came up and asked her for her phone number, cuz she's just awesome like that. While she explains service in Hades sucks, I push her off the hill

Miss Caroline's hill

[AimusSage]

Miss Caroline's hill,

As was to be expected, the hill is bombarded from space by a fleet of martian warships. Miss Caroline together with the rest of the hill is send to oblivion, where she can have a cup of tea with everyone's favorite nutcase.

My crater.

[Misscaroline]

AimusSage's hi--crater

M.C. comes back with a pot of tea and her 7 inch dagger, dumps the tea on him and threatens him with the dagger while he runs away to seek medical assistance for his 3rd degree burns

Miss Caroline's crater

[AimusSage]

3rd degree burns from a bit of tea? :lol: If you say so.

I use some healthy martian skin cream on the burned parts of my body, and use the rest of the cream on M.C. Her skin is not resistant to the accidic substance. She slowly dissolves into a puddle of goo. Which is quickly cleaned up by the cleaning robot that is in the process of rebuilding the hill.

My soon to be a hill again crater.

[Misscaroline]

AimusSage's hill

Is my spirit so easily repressed? I think not- I possess your robot, hijack the ship, and shoot your butt off to Constantinople with a very medieval-esque catapult

I like the crater better
I stop rebuilding
Miss Caroline's crater

[AimusSage]

M.C's crater

I call an exorcist who is also a drunk. He manages to exorcise the spirit of M.C, but in the process, also has a little drinking game with a certain nutter from the nether worlds. He easily beats the poor fellow from below, and the deal was that the nefarious spirit would be locked up behind many layers of burning hot fires, in the private estate of the nutcase. M.C is now entertaining many sinners in an inescapable fortress.

I also decide to dump a little dirt in the crater, it is now looks like a hill again, and it is MINE!