Lets make a story game!

[neilgee]

eating fresh cucumbers

[Delta40]

that honked a good tune like those ducks

[neilgee]

from the tesco

[Delta40]

where Mrs Van houten shops for brewers yeast

[neilgee]

to make windows

[dafydd manton]

and certain potions

[neilgee]

for Captain Peanut

[dafydd manton]

And The Squadronnaires

[Delta40]

all the while dancing

[neilgee]

in a taxi

[dafydd manton]

waltzes, schottisches and

[Delta40]

dressed in flamingo flares

[neilgee]

a ginger biscuit

[Maryd.]

Dancing sweetly around

[neilgee]

the biscuit tree

[Delta40]

her little dog called cookie

[neilgee]

got eaten by

[dafydd manton]

wolves, pretending to

[Maryd.]

Whisper sweet nothings

[Delta40]

in Klingon Romeo and Juliet style

[neilgee]

to a boxer

[dafydd manton]

called Nigel Ferrawasp,

[neilgee]

who breathed RAINBOWS!

[Delta40]

after a day on the grog

[neilgee]

and farted sometimes

[dafydd manton]

as bishops will.

[Maryd.]

They alway do

[Delta40]

and they never change their slippers

[Maryd.]

Flying past the

[Delta40]

silo towers on macdonalds farm

[Maryd.]

Knocking a rooster

[Delta40]

for not playing well on the weekend

[Maryd.]

He cried 'Please...

[Delta40]

she checked her watch and realised it would be mere minutes before she signed out

[Maryd.]

'Don't go,' he...

[neilgee]

told the fish

[Delta40]

but a kangaroo hopped past

[neilgee]

with a moped

[ReadingElmo]

startling the fish

[Maryd.]

Into a group

[dafydd manton]

photograph of sailors

[neilgee]

on their backs

[dafydd manton]

and wearing Victorian

[ReadingElmo]

and black lingerie

[neilgee]

lace which appeared

[aliengirl]

quite childish and

[dafydd manton]

peurile, yet strangely

[ReadingElmo]

amusing in its

[dafydd manton]

intensity, such was

[ReadingElmo]

the style of

[dafydd manton]

The buckles and

[ReadingElmo]

hardware that bunched

[LMK]

in areas unmentionable

[Delta40]

causing one to squirm like a

[LMK]

toddler with a

[neilgee]

venomous snake but

[dafydd manton]

with the tongue

[Maryd.]

Like a dragon

[Delta40]

who has lived through a thousand winters

[neilgee]

and eaten petrol

[dafydd manton]

from a cafe

[neilgee]

beside an elephant

[dafydd manton]

sanctuary in Eccles,

[neilgee]

there were sixhundred

[dafydd manton]

Akkadian warriors, riding

[neilgee]

big, bad buses

[dafydd manton]

toward Blackpool Beach

[neilgee]

frightening the local

[neilgee]

marine life, especially

[neilgee]

the crabs who

[Maryd.]

Pecked women's toes

[neilgee]

causing them to

[Maryd.]

Squeal like chickens

[neilgee]

and run all

[Maryd.]

around the back

[neilgee]

oft' Pier where

[Maryd.]

The cockles and

[neilgee]

cockle-pickers stood staring

[Maryd.]

Wide eyed and

[neilgee]

slack jawed, unable

[Maryd.]

to speak, even

[neilgee]

to gasp, they

[Maryd.]

dropped to their

[neilgee]

knees and pointed

[Maryd.]

at the birds

[neilgee]

that were sinking

[Maryd.]

in the quicksand.

[TOOTS]

of moral turpitude.

[tainaprincess]

Their squawking could

[Maryd.]

Be heard from

[tainaprincess]

on high, during

[Maryd.]

An raging storm

[tainaprincess]

of thunder and

[neilgee]

lightening, fragments fell

[Maryd.]

Across the land

[tainaprincess]

hitting the palace

[Maryd.]

And arriving at

[tainaprincess]

the maiden's shore.

[Maryd.]

Where she had

[tainaprincess]

been paddling her

[neilgee]

new servants with

[Maryd.]

With pink cottonwool

[neilgee]

knee protection that

[Maryd.]

are big enough

[Delta40]

to cover all

[Maryd.]

Knees and legs

[neilgee]

and shins too

[Delta40]

while not forgetting

[Maryd.]

One's precious feet

[neilgee]

which are delicate

[Maryd.]

If trodden on.

[neilgee]

Especially when trodden on.

[Maryd.]

Now your feet

[Delta40]

might be too big

[Maryd.]

To walk the

[Delta40]

dog on Sundays

[Maryd.]

So the dog

[Delta40]

has to run

[Maryd.]

without his trusted

[Delta40]

mechanical canine friend

[Maryd.]

Who keeps him

[iamnobody]

out of trouble

[Maryd.]

and fit at

[tainaprincess]

the same time.

[Calidore]

On the way

[Sido]

to the spaceship

[Calidore]

we saw a

[Sido]

little red box

[bouquin]

and we pretended

[Ms. Reading]

to be oblivious

[bouquin]

nincompoops. But compared

[Ms. Reading]

with the education

[bouquin]

of lackadaisical angels

[Ms. Reading]

we preferred antimacassars.

[bouquin]

Multitudinous hair -raising

[Ms. Reading]

merry adventures interrupted

[bouquin]

today's Rose Parade

[Ms. Reading]

, and something nasty

[bouquin]

crossed the road

[Pompey Bum]

to get to the other

[bouquin]

to get to the other

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Hotel California. My

[Ms. Reading]

healthy cousin Winifred

[piaya]

recommended the Hilton

[Ms. Reading]

even if every

[piaya]

guest gloatingly gobbled

[Pendragon]

over absolutely nothing

[bouquin]

but caviar. Indian

[Pendragon]

curry smelled great

[Ms. Reading]

, nonetheless. Winifred peeped

[NikolaiI]

a scorpion, and so

[piaya]

the body of

[Ms. Reading]

Winifred relaxed. Later,

[piaya]

Room Service earmarked

[bouquin]

seven Sicilian sausages

[Ms. Reading]

imported from Mexico

[Calidore]

to go to

[Sancho]

Outer Mongolia, but

[NikolaiI]

when they reached

[Sancho]

Ed's Mom's house

[bouquin]

Ed scratched his

[piaya]

waxed legs. Sausages

[Ms. Reading]

were long and

[Sancho]

of dubious origin.

[Ms. Reading]

Ed closed his

[piaya]

refrigerator and said,

[Sancho]

to absolutely nobody,

[piaya]

"Subtle metaphor!" Sunlight

[Calidore]

shone fiercely on

[Sancho]

Ed's Mom's casserole

[Silas Thorne]

far too long.

[bouquin]

Campylobacter lurked among

[Sancho]

several slimy sausages

[Ms. Reading]

that Ed microwaved

[piaya]

then fed to

[Ms. Reading]

Facebook friends. Six

[Sancho]

of whom were

[piaya]

James Bond types.

[Ms. Reading]

Ed called 911

[piaya]

because the sheriff

[Ms. Reading]

and the deputy

[Sancho]

, Buford and Barney,

[Ms. Reading]

devoured the sausages

[bouquin]

and wore pantyhose

[Sancho]

and engineer boots

[bouquin]

over their Stetsons

[piaya]

and hairy knees

[bouquin]

despite government warnings

[piaya]

against hirsute legs

[Sancho]

Ed's mom decided

[Calidore]

she'd better shave

[Ms. Reading]

and use moisturizer.

[Sancho]

Ed grabbed his

[bouquin]

Charlie Hebdo magazines

[Sancho]

and lit out

[bouquin]

for Texas. Wearily,

[Sancho]

and warily, he

[piaya]

rubbed his umbilicus

[bouquin]

and patted himself.

[piaya]

The sheriff asked,

[Ms. Reading]

"Doing your duty?"

[piaya]

The deputy replied,

[Ms. Reading]

"As if, Elmer!"

[bouquin]

In another minute,

[piaya]

a big purple

[Ms. Reading]

ornery coyote bounced

[bouquin]

a check. Defiantly,

[piaya]

the coyote declared,

[bouquin]

"Je suis Charlie!"

[piaya]

The sheriff replied,

[bouquin]

"Never mind!"

After

[Ms. Reading]

Halloween, Ed gave

[piaya]

up white sugar

[bouquin]

and red meat

[Ms. Reading]

but his wife

[Sancho]

balked. She said,

[piaya]

'typical male!' The

[Sancho]

quick brown fox

[piaya]

jumped the gun

[Sancho]

and never once

[piaya]

outran the lazy

[Sancho]

dog, tah-dah!

[piaya]

At eleven o'clock

[Hawkman]

squadrons of B52s

[piaya]

dropped little white

[Ms. Reading]

holy roller preachers

[piaya]

over Iraq and

[Ms. Reading]

the Dallas Fair.

[Sancho]

They hurtled earthward

[Hawkman]

Astride atom bombs

[Sancho]

, precious bodily fluids

[Hawkman]

Would soon evaporate

[Ms. Reading]

, by God's will.

[Sancho]

A fluoridation cloud

[Ms. Reading]

spat chunks of

[piaya]

boiled turnip that

[Ms. Reading]

West Texans sucked

[Hawkman]

In the hope

[bouquin]

of curing hyperparathyroidism.

[Ms. Reading]

Doorknobs rattled and

[bouquin]

paper towels flew

[Ms. Reading]

towards Cooperville, Alabama

[piaya]

and Albania. Then

[Ms. Reading]

. . . dead silence. A

[Sancho]

scary-looking man

[Ms. Reading]

wrung his wet

[piaya]

bedclothes and twisted

[Ms. Reading]

the charwoman's long

[piaya]

cigars. A yellowish

[Ms. Reading]

frog struggled to

[bouquin]

live and learn.