Lets make a story game!

[Maryd.]

his kitchen pantry

[BienvenuJDC]

who were eating

[IceM]

decomposing bison lips

[Maryd.]

and muesli bars

[IceM]

for they were

[Maryd.]

Most scrumptious and

[snowdrop17]

scrumdiddlyumptious to guzzle.

[neilgee]

The man who

[aliengirl]

saw them all

[neilgee]

laid down his

[Maryd.]

weapon and wept

[Maryd.]

the bucket of

[neilgee]

tears like rain

[aliengirl]

washed away all

[neilgee]

at once by

[Maryd.]

Giving strength to

[aliengirl]

his poor intestines

[Maryd.]

That need a

[aliengirl]

good washing down

[neilgee]

and no doctor

[aliengirl]

could treat them

[neilgee]

or help with

[aliengirl]

in this situation

[BienvenuJDC]

due to extreme

[neilgee]

temperature fluctuations which

[NikolaiI]

were not extreme.

[Maryd.]

But not normal

[aliengirl]

and not abnormal

[BienvenuJDC]

the changes were

[aliengirl]

out of control

[BienvenuJDC]

in a way

[Maryd.]

that she could

[aliengirl]

not complain about

[Oniw17]

. What these changes...

[neilgee]

entailed were three

[Maryd.]

So she started

[aliengirl]

weaving a magical

[snowdrop17]

fabric, using rainbow

[neilgee]

colours three of

[kingoflombards]

Spidery monkey freaks......

[neilgee]

red, blue and

[free]

a bit of

[aliengirl]

green. Can she

[lostworld]

see through the

[neilgee]

jealousy of rainbows

[Maryd.]

Or is she

[neilgee]

likely to protest

[Maryd.]

As women do

[neilgee]

when confronted by

[Maryd.]

By a handsome

[neilgee]

handsome but ragged

[Maryd.]

young man. Now

[neilgee]

he's getting closer

[Maryd.]

She feels his

[neilgee]

strong bicep as

[Maryd.]

She breathes heavily.

[neilgee]

into his ear

[Maryd.]

He sighs and

[neilgee]

whispers in response

[Maryd.]

"Things are not...

[neilgee]

what they seem

[Maryd.]

I am here...

[neilgee]

as a representative

[Maryd.]

For your party

[neilgee]

let's get started!

[Maryd.]

He states as

[neilgee]

she looks disbelieving

[Maryd.]

at his very

[neilgee]

shaky hands, wondering

[Maryd.]

What was about

[neilgee]

his aura, or

[snowdrop17]

about his shadow

[Maryd.]

She wanted to

[neilgee]

know this so

[Maryd.]

She screamed in

[neilgee]

unison with him

[Maryd.]

"Wow, you sound..."

[aliengirl]

like a thunder!

[Tarvaa]

they were interupted

[neilgee]

by real thunder

[Maryd.]

then lightening struck

[Tarvaa]

striking the ground

[Maryd.]

she jumped into

[Tarvaa]

a dark hole

[Maryd.]

He followed her

[Jazz_]

to the edge

[Maryd.]

of a cliff

[Tarvaa]

the violent sea

[aliengirl]

roared below, foaming

[Maryd.]

Suddenly she slipped

[Tarvaa]

and screamed aloud "

[Maryd.]

"Help, please sir..."

[aliengirl]

And then there...

[neilgee]

was some pie

[Maryd.]

but out of

[neilgee]

nowhere, simply appearing

[Maryd.]

Was a child

[aliengirl]

dressed like a

[neilgee]

sailor, but not

[Maryd.]

A clever boy

[Tarvaa]

not handsome either

[Maryd.]

Just a dreamer

[neilgee]

staring at the

[aliengirl]

creamy chocolate cake

[neilgee]

as if it

[Tarvaa]

key to his

[neilgee]

wallet which hung

[Maryd.]

Losely over his

[aliengirl]

back, just below

[neilgee]

his pelvis. The

[neilgee]

area that jived

[dafydd manton]

ached with the

[Maryd.]

Pain of the

[neilgee]

last night's party

[dafydd manton]

despite the aspirin

[neilgee]

swallowed with coffee

[Maryd.]

He just couldn't

[dafydd manton]

bring himself to

[neilgee]

put aside the

[dafydd manton]

Columbian Gold that

[neilgee]

he had won

[dafydd manton]

in a raffle

[aliengirl]

He checked again

[dafydd manton]

but his Derringer

[neilgee]

still wasn't working

[dafydd manton]

so he drew

[neilgee]

his wallet out

[dafydd manton]

and threw his

[neilgee]

bow-tie off awkwardly

[Maryd.]

What is he

[neilgee]

meaning of this

[dafydd manton]

said his Chiropractor?

[aliengirl]

Has he lost

[Maryd.]

his little mind

[dafydd manton]

playing with chimpanzees

[aliengirl]

and throwing banana

[dafydd manton]

sandwiches with his

[giventofly]

hairy, muscular arm

[dafydd manton]

at the Norwegian

[neilgee]

skier who passed

[dafydd manton]

his window every

[neilgee]

morning at exactly

[dafydd manton]

forty miles'n hour

[Maryd.]

What was he

[neilgee]

doing? Where was

[dafydd manton]

his gibbon? How

[Maryd.]

was he going

[dafydd manton]

to define custard

[Maryd.]

Or was that

[dafydd manton]

mustard spelt wrong

[neilgee]

He skied well

[dafydd manton]

despite the giraffe

[neilgee]

which was pulling

[dafydd manton]

pints of Guinness

[Whistle]

across the big

[dafydd manton]

Expanse of Tiled

[Maryd.]

Kitchen and hallway

[dafydd manton]

and across several

[Maryd.]

mice and cockroaches.

[dafydd manton]

The constable watched

[Maryd.]

longingly for a

[dafydd manton]

minute, then whisked

[Maryd.]

Him away quietly.

[dafydd manton]

Later that afternoon

[Maryd.]

a friend called

[dafydd manton]

carrying a trombone

[neilgee]

"Hello" he said

[dafydd manton]

"Have you noticed

[Maryd.]

The noise that

[hoope]

that is coming from the attic

[dafydd manton]

when the rabbi

[Maryd.]

Started to chant

[dafydd manton]

the mantra of

[neilgee]

his aged Aunt

[Maryd.]

Who incidently has

[dafydd manton]

a tram driver

[Astromaxis]

suspended in

[dafydd manton]

aspic jelly and

[Astromaxis]

looks really

[dafydd manton]

suspicious in the

[Maryd.]

Tram filled with

[aliengirl]

loads of satyrs

[Astromaxis]

who possessed insecurity complexes because

[dafydd manton]

because of schizophrenia

[Astromaxis]

and they talked about

[dafydd manton]

the three words

[Astromaxis]

was not "I love you" but

[dafydd manton]

"my brain hurts."

[Astromaxis]

and "Old Bob Dilly."

[dafydd manton]

The bat-wing doors

[neilgee]

opened very slowly

[Maryd.]

To show a

[neilgee]

dancing rainbow fish

[Astromaxis]

who did karate chops and

[Maryd.]

flew through the

[dafydd manton]

marmalade like a

[Astromaxis]

swings as trapeze artists

[dafydd manton]

proscribed parallelograms on

[neilgee]

the wet sand

[dafydd manton]

whilst the submarine

[alexar]

watched the shore

[dafydd manton]

, his periscope extended

[Maryd.]

hitting a shark

[dafydd manton]

across the snout

[Maryd.]

Then falling in

[dafydd manton]

love with a

[Maryd.]

Beautiful blonde mermaid

[dafydd manton]

who swam towards

[neilgee]

submarine diffidently, offering

[dafydd manton]

vol-au-vents

[Astromaxis]

but he thought

[dafydd manton]

that the better

[neilgee]

option was to

[dafydd manton]

make Yorkshire Puddings

[Maryd.]

So let's cook

[dafydd manton]

them, but first

[Astromaxis]

kiss the mermaid dame so

[dafydd manton]

he pursed his

[Astromaxis]

but she grabbed his face and said

[dafydd manton]

"Why are saying things that do not join up with the previous ones, and anyway, you're only supposed to use three words", lighting another

[Maryd.]

Lips and closed

[dafydd manton]

his eye, before

[Maryd.]

he kissed her

[dafydd manton]

tenderly, putting his

[Maryd.]

Hand on her

[dafydd manton]

purse, and emptying

[Astromaxis]

lollipops and oh what and

[dafydd manton]

coins into his

[neilgee]

lap like a

[dafydd manton]

cascade of golden

[Astromaxis]

made him scream like

[dafydd manton]

?????

[Astromaxis]

banshees were like

[dafydd manton]

packets of crisps

[Astromaxis]

and In dip

[dafydd manton]

with chives, peppers

[neilgee]

and coconut oil

[dafydd manton]

from a stall

[neilgee]

nearby where a

[dafydd manton]

fairy told fortunes

[neilgee]

to a fish

[Maryd.]

that could fly

[neilgee]

to Jim's house

[Themis]

who was just

[dafydd manton]

passing the chemist's

[neilgee]

Jaguar when a

[dafydd manton]

bus stopped outside

[neilgee]

with an almighty

[dafydd manton]

cloud of yellow

[neilgee]

smoke pouring from