Lets make a story game!

[dafydd manton]

the bottom deck

[Maryd.]

Of the largest

[dafydd manton]

vehicle Bradford had

[Maryd.]

plenty of fog

[dafydd manton]

to mingle with.

[Maryd.]

But he drove

[dafydd manton]

valiantly across the

[Maryd.]

dark road to

[dafydd manton]

cross the Nullarbor

[Maryd.]

Through the dark

[dafydd manton]

Stygian gloom, the

[Maryd.]

Road was long

[dafydd manton]

with few chances

[neilgee]

of refreshment so

[dafydd manton]

the Thermos flask

[neilgee]

was mysteriously filled

[dafydd manton]

with a choc-ice

[neilgee]

"Hey up" said

[Maryd.]

the valiant knight

[dafydd manton]

as he poured

[neilgee]

choc ice into

[Maryd.]

A glass slipper

[neilgee]

for the Princess

[Maryd.]

Her eyes sparkled

[neilgee]

and she smiled

[Maryd.]

Contently as he

[neilgee]

placed a strawberry

[Maryd.]

Gently on the

[dafydd manton]

tip of her

[neilgee]

red fish's nose

[dafydd manton]

which glowed with

[Maryd.]

delight and appreciation

[neilgee]

and made her

[dafydd manton]

take her tambourine

[Maryd.]

Into a church

[neilgee]

riding a monkey

[dafydd manton]

singing Latvian hymns

[Maryd.]

In a Catholic

[dafydd manton]

priest's left earhole

[Maryd.]

Wishing he was

[Pensive]

Estonian not Latvian

[Maryd.]

But he still

[Pensive]

Would Not Be

[Maryd.]

Happy in his

[dafydd manton]

role as Macbeth

[neilgee]

if he couldn't

[dafydd manton]

ride the motorcycle

[Pensive]

his pleasure would

[dafydd manton]

abate, especially due

[neilgee]

to the monkey

[Maryd.]

and his banana

[aliengirl]

throwing tricks, which

[dafydd manton]

involved lasers, alligators

[Maryd.]

dragons and venomous

[neilgee]

cheese monsters which

[dafydd manton]

sprayed smelly Gorgonzola

[neilgee]

from their bottoms

[dafydd manton]

across some tables

[neilgee]

knocking over the

[dafydd manton]

statue of Nelson

[neilgee]

and several bottles

[dafydd manton]

Of vintage meths

[neilgee]

which exploded instantly

[dafydd manton]

causing the monsignor

[neilgee]

to duck beneath

[dafydd manton]

his robes, to

[neilgee]

protect the spaghetti

[dafydd manton]

from the ravages

[neilgee]

of scorching Parmigiano

(which is a cheese, incidentally)

[dafydd manton]

that splattered up

[neilgee]

and landed splat!

[dafydd manton]

on virgin, unsullied

[neilgee]

suits worn by

[dafydd manton]

the clerk's secretary.

[neilgee]

He finally spoke

[aliengirl]

in his deep

[dafydd manton]

Georgian accent, with

[Maryd.]

stuttering nerves. 'I

[LMK]

d-do ap-polog-gize for

[neilgee]

being here, but

[dafydd manton]

B...B...B....Boris, my m...m...m...monster

[neilgee]

is rampaging through

[dafydd manton]

your underwear drawer

[neilgee]

He's wearing your

[dafydd manton]

nice new lacy

[neilgee]

suspender belt and

[aliengirl]

your bowler hat

[neilgee]

He looks astonishing

[dafydd manton]

in the stilettoes

[Maryd.]

And red lispstick

[neilgee]

pouting and flirting

[dafydd manton]

with the camel.

[neilgee]

"Wait!" said the

[dafydd manton]

tram conductor. Who..

[neilgee]

had spilled sunflower

[dafydd manton]

seeds in Boris's

[neilgee]

outstretched hand and

[dafydd manton]

Poured the Guinness

[neilgee]

in his hat

[dafydd manton]

to cool Elizabeth's

[aliengirl]

smoldering temper and

[dafydd manton]

feed her habit.

[neilgee]

Her habit was

[dafydd manton]

dark green and

[LMK]

unlike other nuns

[aliengirl]

she wore no

[dafydd manton]

sandals, but boots

[dafydd manton]

(Quick interjection, this whole thread has been put together, wiv punctuation and fings, and is available on my Blog. "The unofficial Let's Make A Story Game Blog". It's only under my name because I haven't got a clue where else to put it, but it;s worth reading what's happened in the past year. It's also very funny. Congratulations to all those who have taken part, especially Maryd and Neilgee. Ta!)

[neilgee]

of black leather

[dafydd manton]

, gold buckles and

[neilgee]

little eyelets for

[dafydd manton]

threading green string

[neilgee]

which looked highly

[snowdrop17]

complicated and fishy

[dafydd manton]

,despite the nun's

[Astromaxis]

hairdo coming loose

[neilgee]

in the spaceship

[Maryd.]

She called out

[dafydd manton]

to the bos'un

[Maryd.]

"Give me some...

[dafydd manton]

rum for putting

[Maryd.]

my toes in

[dafydd manton]

because my verruca

[Maryd.]

Wants more and

[dafydd manton]

they taste nice

[Maryd.]

Stop eating my

[dafydd manton]

feet, said Nigel,

[Maryd.]

But she couldn't

[dafydd manton]

stop herself, using

[Maryd.]

A nail file

[dafydd manton]

and electric shears

[Maryd.]

Because his big

[dafydd manton]

toe projected beyong

[Maryd.]

his third foot

[dafydd manton]

and into Mexico

[Maryd.]

Where his lover

[dafydd manton]

make moonshine and

[Maryd.]

Pink Lemonade with

[dafydd manton]

dynamite and cherries

[neilgee]

which frightened her

[dafydd manton]

because she liked

[neilgee]

her moonshine without

[Maryd.]

noise and terror

[neilgee]

or dynamite. She

[Maryd.]

hid behind a

[neilgee]

basket full of

[Maryd.]

Oranges and apples.

[neilgee]

"Come out!" he

[Maryd.]

shouted with delight.

[dafydd manton]

An apple rolled

[EJMathews]

from the top

[Maryd.]

And into a

[dafydd manton]

corner, where it

[neilgee]

became a donkey

[dafydd manton]

on Skegness beach

[LMK]

without appropriate swimwear

[dafydd manton]

despite the weather

[neilgee]

in the fishtank

[Eiss]

which was fruitless.

[neilgee]

and very cat-less

[dafydd manton]

The sub-aqua shop

[aliengirl]

was just below

[LMK]

the donkey stand

[neilgee]

in cheese land

[SilentMute]

with mice overlords

[neilgee]

and magic fishes

[dafydd manton]

that walked backwards

[Maryd.]

In a snowstorm

[EJMathews]

towards the only

[Maryd.]

Woodsman's hut available

[EJMathews]

unable to see

[Maryd.]

Where they were

[Delta40]

at the bottom

[neilgee]

of cheese land

[dafydd manton]

. Suddenly, the gorgonzola

[neilgee]

became whiffy, really

[dafydd manton]

unpleasant, like socks

[neilgee]

drying indoors with

[dafydd manton]

the radiators on

[neilgee]

Whiffy indeed, but

[dafydd manton]

less whiffy than

[neilgee]

carpets soaked in

[dafydd manton]

vinegar and curry

[neilgee]

a truly breath-taking

[dafydd manton]

aroma, similar to

[neilgee]

sour milk, but

[littlelit]

distinct in its

[dafydd manton]

quality of Chinese

[aliengirl]

noodles, mixed with

[dafydd manton]

tinned cat food

[neilgee]

on a bed

[littlelit]

that was so

[dafydd manton]

bouncy, the lemming

[Maryd.]

bounced off and

[dafydd manton]

hit the mirror

[neilgee]

with a loud

[dafydd manton]

bang, as if

[neilgee]

the ceiling had

[aliengirl]

shattered on his

[dafydd manton]

left knee, which

[LMK]

drenched in milk

[dafydd manton]

from a passing

[neilgee]

milkman who dropped

[dafydd manton]

His trousers by

[neilgee]

degrees, very quietly

[dafydd manton]

showing a knee

[neilgee]

a hairy leg

[Maryd.]

And a yellow

[neilgee]

nylon sock that

[dafydd manton]

protruded from his

[neilgee]

zipper as he

[dafydd manton]

braved the tide

[ReadingElmo]

of lost love

[dafydd manton]

that swept over

[ReadingElmo]

with brooms of

[dafydd manton]

witch-hazel and foreign

[Maryd.]

Labels and lose

[dafydd manton]

tags, written in

[Maryd.]

Chinese, Mexican and Italian...

[neilgee]

and Lizard language :coolgleamA:

[dafydd manton]

Despite the heat

[neilgee]

North Iceland melted

[Delta40]

causing a stupendous migration of the stupid

[dafydd manton]

Polar bears, who

[neilgee]

made oil fires

[dafydd manton]

in their kayaks

[neilgee]

near east asia

[dafydd manton]

where cyder apples

[neilgee]

got ran over

[dafydd manton]

by double decked

[neilgee]

magic flying elephants

[dafydd manton]

with adverts down

[neilgee]

advertising cheesy soup

[dafydd manton]

with noodles and

[neilgee]

chocolate flavoured figs

[dafydd manton]

grown organicaly from

[neilgee]

a whale's back

[dafydd manton]

with plastic fins

[Delta40]

and puppy dog snails

[neilgee]

which love salt

[Delta40]

especially on the greek ones

[dafydd manton]

. Greek dancers love

[Delta40]

nothing better than to

[neilgee]

(watch) Japanese cheese graters

[dafydd manton]

who can't spell

[neilgee]

better than ducks

[Delta40]

but can chop like bruce lee

[neilgee]

in a fridge

[dafydd manton]

Bruce's saxophone was

[Delta40]

a refurbished sushi mat