Lets make a story game!

[Maryd.]

Arrow was broken

[Heathcliff]

in twaine by

[neilgee]

a Hell's Angel

[Heathcliff]

who was Cupid's

[neilgee]

bodygaurd. Cupid shouted

[Heathcliff]

'They are expenisive!'

[neilgee]

and glowered menacingly

[Heathcliff]

like a peach

[neilgee]

at his bodygaurd

[Heathcliff]

who was shivering.

[Snowqueen]

like a dry leaf

[Maryd.]

In entered a

[Heathcliff]

jellyfish, holding a

[neilgee]

Cockatoo by the

[Maryd.]

beak, spinning it

[neilgee]

around, around, as

[Maryd.]

Though it was

[neilgee]

a propellor, but

[Maryd.]

the cockatoo wriggled

[neilgee]

out of the

[Maryd.]

Jellyfish hold and

[neilgee]

flew into a

[Maryd.]

Bucket of dead

[neilgee]

fish, head first

[Maryd.]

Knocking the bucket

[neilgee]

over and managing

[Heathcliff]

to fall into

[neilgee]

a black swamp

[free]

which was so

[Maryd.]

Muddy, he started

[Heathcliff]

coughing up torrents

[Maryd.]

And sea snails

[kitkat203]

covered in cheese

[Maryd.]

and meat balls (hmm is meatballs one word or two?)

[neilgee]

with a torrent

[kitkat203]

that looked like

[neilgee]

egg yolk yellow

[Maryd.]

and smelt like

[neilgee]

rotting vegetables and

[Maryd.]

Meat left out

[Heathcliff]

since the beginning

[Maryd.]

There was man...

[neilgee]

and man came

[Maryd.]

With one less

[neilgee]

minute to spare

[Maryd.]

And a miracle

[DanielBenoit]

came upon him

[Maryd.]

'Twas the light

[toni]

from the ground

[DanielBenoit]

like a plant

[Maryd.]

blooming in spring

[toni]

but 'twas light ! :confused:

[DanielBenoit]

was it night?

[Dr Jekyll]

The eyes of

[neilgee]

Mary fell upon

[Maryd.]

Neil as he

[neilgee]

tried to keep

[Maryd.]

his mind on

[neilgee]

and alert as

[Maryd.]

he awaited the

[neilgee]

clanging bell on

[Maryd.]

That fateful eve.

[neilgee]

Ahead there was

[Maryd.]

A light, shinning

[neilgee]

bright, it was

[Maryd.]

Heading his way

[Dr Jekyll]

And he shuddered

[Maryd.]

he yelled and

[Dr Jekyll]

,bewildered, cried in

[Maryd.]

pain and agony

[Dr Jekyll]

As the light

[Maryd.]

beamed down on

[Dr Jekyll]

his agitated face.

[Maryd.]

Curling up like

[neilgee]

lettuce leaves, he

[Dr Jekyll]

Finally decided to

[Maryd.]

Run away and

[Heathcliff]

joined the circus

[Maryd.]

Frolicking with the

[Heathcliff]

chimpanzees wearing tutus

[Maryd.]

and the lion

[neilgee]

with no mane

[Maryd.]

Oh, the shame

[Heathcliff]

the king of

[neilgee]

Billygoats came and

[Maryd.]

Cursed the mame

[Heathcliff]

donkey at the

[neilgee]

root of civilisation

[Maryd.]

Suddenly a possum

[Heathcliff]

scurried across the

[neilgee]

Bushlands with a

[Maryd.]

Ribbon in its

[neilgee]

tufty hair. Where

[Maryd.]

it had been

[neilgee]

placed by a

[Maryd.]

Neil and his

[neilgee]

cohort Mary three

[Maryd.]

and their evil

[neilgee]

antagonists, Bluey and

[Maryd.]

fight for their

[neilgee]

survival man, Drake

[Maryd.]

the wizard from

[neilgee]

Nigeria who loved

[Maryd.]

to toy with

[neilgee]

his brethen's minds

[Maryd.]

He tortured their

[neilgee]

tastebuds too with

[Maryd.]

A delectable caramel

[neilgee]

that reminded them

[Maryd.]

they hadn't eaten

[neilgee]

homeland sweets for

[Maryd.]

Over a year.

[neilgee]

They decided to

[Maryd.]

devour it without

[neilgee]

asking first but

[Maryd.]

They got caught

[neilgee]

and Drake's eyes

[Maryd.]

Glared at his

[neilgee]

nails as they

[Maryd.]

were as long

[Heathcliff]

as shards of

[neilgee]

sheet metal, jutting

[Heathcliff]

into his fingertips

[kingoflombards]

like deadly flying.....

[Heathcliff]

razor sharp springs

[Maryd.]

Drake jumped in

[Rolls_Rave]

his timemachine

[neilgee]

and headed for

[TinCan]

the 1920s to

[neilgee]

meet Scott Fitzgerald

[TinCan]

to give him

[Maryd.]

A secret code

[TinCan]

to help him

[Maryd.]

Find his way

[Heathcliff]

back to the

[neilgee]

slippery trench where

[Maryd.]

His lady love

[neilgee]

had fallen down

[Maryd.]

She was covered

[neilgee]

in mud but

[Maryd.]

still looked divine

[neilgee]

and was smiling

[Maryd.]

Her eyes sparkled

[neilgee]

as he squelched

[Maryd.]

through the mud

[neilgee]

towards her and

[Maryd.]

Reached out to

[Heathcliff]

touch her blood-stained

[Maryd.]

soft white face.

[neilgee]

with his nose

[Rolls_Rave]

she could smell Creed parfume

[Maryd.]

And snapped at

[neilgee]

that moment, totally

[Veho]

oblivious to the

[Maryd.]

blade, he had

[neilgee]

run like mad

[Maryd.]

In fear of

[neilgee]

Rembrant, the painter

[Maryd.]

:lol:
That he would

[neilgee]

immortalise his tattered

[Maryd.]

rubble of canvas.

[neilgee]

That would never

[Maryd.]

have any value

[neilgee]

to take home

[Rolls_Rave]

the discovered 3D-TV

[Maryd.]

He watched aimlessly,

[neilgee]

muttering "this is

[Maryd.]

Is absolutely rubbish.

[Heathcliff]

Elephants can fly.

[Maryd.]

I don't see

[neilgee]

any flying hereabouts

[Maryd.]

Nor are there

[Heathcliff]

any swimming beneath

[neilgee]

the torrential river

[Maryd.]

So why are

[Heathcliff]

cats surrouding me?

[neilgee]

I wonder why

[Maryd.]

this is so.

[NikolaiI]

They used to

[Heathcliff]

flee when I

[NikolaiI]

waved my arms

[Heathcliff]

and shouted 'Hey

[NikolaiI]

birds, are you

[Heathcliff]

going to come

[Maryd.]

Around for tea

[neilgee]

or what?" They

[Maryd.]

fell asleep on

[neilgee]

the settee and

[Maryd.]

curled up like

[neilgee]

caterpillars asleep on

[Maryd.]

a rose petal

[neilgee]

cosily dreaming of

[Maryd.]

Her change into

[neilgee]

a Red Admiral

[Maryd.]

The glorious transition

[neilgee]

was astounding, she

[Maryd.]

arose ever so

[neilgee]

prettily with red-wings

[Maryd.]

Swaying them about

[neilgee]

and cooing softly

[Maryd.]

I'm beautiful, look

[neilgee]

at me, not

[Maryd.]

a slug... but

[Heathcliff]

marvelous creation that

[neilgee]

it is, you

[Maryd.]

How long will

[neilgee]

it last, this

[toni]

wretched chest pains,

[neilgee]

wracking me wretchedly

[Maryd.]

I feel faint.

[neilgee]

I fall over

[toni]

to the trashbin

:p

[aliengirl]

and get lost

[neilgee]

inside milk carton

[Maryd.]

How can this

[neilgee]

be he wondered

[toni]

and suddenly, someone

[aliengirl]

pulled him out

[Satan]

only to punch

[aliengirl]

in the face

[Maryd.]

He was shocked

[neilgee]

to find that

[aliengirl]

it was a

[Maryd.]

devil in disguise

[snowdrop17]

peering at him

[Maryd.]

"Why" he shouted.

[neilgee]

are you following

[snowdrop17]

like a shadow

[Maryd.]

But alas no

[neilgee]

answer was returned

[snowdrop17]

There was only

[Maryd.]

an evil glare

[neilgee]

two glowing eyes

[snowdrop17]

red like cinders

[neilgee]

lighting up a

[Maryd.]

Large pile of

[neilgee]

dung on the

[Maryd.]

land of lost

[neilgee]

jewellery and cash

[Maryd.]

But what is

[neilgee]

that dancing chicken

[Maryd.]

(you crack me up)

On the ceiling

[neilgee]

which is eating

[Maryd.]

All the azaleas

[neilgee]

in a top-hat

[Maryd.]

With loose feathers

[aliengirl]

and red coat

[neilgee]

leering, jeering, whistling

[aliengirl]

makes fun of

[neilgee]

the mice in