Lets make a story game!

[piaya]

Everyone was weak

[Hawkman]

Devoured by heat

[piaya]

and wanting beer.

[Ms. Reading]

Then one morning

[piaya]

the Airbus landed

[Ms. Reading]

and unloaded eggs

[bouquin]

, crabs, double bourbons,

[Ms. Reading]

cucumbers, papaya juice,

[bouquin]

mushrooms, dressing gowns,

[Ms. Reading]

and German periodicals

[piaya]

on higher mathematics.

[Ms. Reading]

The loathsome cowboy

[Sancho]

grabbed the controls

[Ms. Reading]

from the landlady

[piaya]

and shouted, 'begone!!'

[Sancho]

So the Airbus

[piaya]

was mobbed by

[Ms. Reading]

seven thousand Playboy

[piaya]

subscribers in petticoats

[Ms. Reading]

who enjoyed funerals

[bouquin]

and passing infatuations.

[Ms. Reading]

Everyone pulled together

[bouquin]

and quit whining

[Ms. Reading]

with vindictive pleasure.

[bouquin]

They smiled sarcastically

[piaya]

and smeared lipstick

[Ms. Reading]

and Brylcreem gel

[Hawkman]

On their nipples

[piaya]

to reward themselves.

[Ms. Reading]

Then they danced

[Sancho]

the Gangnam Style

[piaya]

, they drank Tanduay

[Ms. Reading]

and discussed biochemistry.

[piaya]

It was delightful.

[Ms. Reading]

A fortnight later

[bouquin]

they hitchhiked to

[Hawkman]

Dar es Salam

[Ms. Reading]

via Bosnia-Herzegovina.

[Hawkman]

The atom bombs

[Pendragon]

were Hell blossoms

[piaya]

that landowners chewed

[Ms. Reading]

over spilt milk

[bouquin]

from goats. It

[piaya]

was Tanzanian tradition.

[Ms. Reading]

For nine months

[piaya]

the empty bathroom

[Hawkman]

incubated radioactive mushrooms

[Ms. Reading]

that the Senate

[bouquin]

itched to improve

[Ms. Reading]

with Ovaltine and

[bouquin]

endorse as sweetmeat

[Ms. Reading]

at prayer meetings

[bouquin]

and bowling alleys.

[piaya]

It was malicious.

[Hawkman]

Having killed everyone,

[piaya]

they shouted, 'Bingo!!'

[Ms. Reading]

with gentlemanly nonchalance.

[piaya]

It was monstrous.

[Ms. Reading]

They hastened upstairs,

[piaya]

downloaded Skype and

[Ms. Reading]

called Daddy. They

[bouquin]

showered and shaved

[Ms. Reading]

then headed downtown

[piaya]

, bought goatskin shoes

[Ms. Reading]

by Christian Louboutin

[piaya]

, shook everybody's hands,

[Ms. Reading]

and volunteered to

[bouquin]

spread some sunshine .

[piaya]

Somewhere far away

[Ms. Reading]

the phone rang.

[piaya]

It was Lizaveta

[piaya]

destroyer of the

[Ms. Reading]

Yellow Pages. She

[piaya]

was never satisfied.

[Calidore]

So she turned

[piaya]

to weaving silk

[Ms. Reading]

stockings that had

[piaya]

nothing to hide.

[Ms. Reading]

After dinner, she

[bouquin]

was overbearing. Her

[Jakym Whitlock]

I wish that I knew how to I wan to make cartoons out of my friends books but just don't know how.

[Pompey Bum]

Pssssst, Jaykim, just add three words to what the person above you wrote. It's a game. :)

[Ms. Reading]

husband was away

[Pompey Bum]

In far-flung Ittoqqortoormiit

[Ms. Reading]

through God's mercy.

[Pompey Bum]

In his absence

[Ms. Reading]

nine little Congressmen

[Pompey Bum]

hid in her

[Ms. Reading]

cornfield. They plucked

[Pompey Bum]

banjos and beat

[Ms. Reading]

around the bush.

[Pompey Bum]

when asked if

[piaya]

they were westbound,

[Ms. Reading]

they replied: "Behave!"

[bouquin]

Despite their red

[piaya]

thumbs and forefingers

[Pompey Bum]

they angrily denied

[piaya]

any dirty work

[Ms. Reading]

involving right elbows

[piaya]

and crop rotation.

[Hawkman]

Hordes of Bulgars

[Pompey Bum]

gently cuddled bunnies

[Hawkman]

While disembowelling maidens

[Pompey Bum]

was right out.

[Hawkman]

So they ravished

[Pompey Bum]

them with charm.

[Ms. Reading]

The fat dandies

[piaya]

meanwhile, badmouthed Lizaveta

[Hawkman]

For not being

[piaya]

good enough at

[Pompey Bum]

finding alternate ways

[piaya]

to blow-dry

[Pompey Bum]

the cat when

[piaya]

it went haywire

[Pompey Bum]

back in Hong Kong.

[piaya]

Lizaveta flung her

[Pompey Bum]

cares to the

[piaya]

wind. She craved

[Pompey Bum]

salt, but all

[piaya]

the cracked nuts

[Pompey Bum]

were still in

[piaya]

the smokehouse although

[Pompey Bum]

she still had

[piaya]

her mouth full.

[Pompey Bum]

As dawn approached

[piaya]

Lizaveta groped for

[Pompey Bum]

the name of

[piaya]

the soccer stadium

[Pompey Bum]

where she left

[piaya]

Jesus and John

[Pompey Bum]

Lennon. At last

[piaya]

she shook her

[Pompey Bum]

Her tambourine and hiked

[piaya]

unwillingly seventeen miles

[Pompey Bum]

and back again.

[Ms. Reading]

By the time

[Pompey Bum]

the sun set

[Ms. Reading]

the neighbors had

[piaya]

already wiped their

[Pompey Bum]

tears. Berserk warthogs

[piaya]

stripped Lizaveta of

[Pompey Bum]

any dignity that

[piaya]

dainty maidens required

[Pompey Bum]

to transform themselves into

[Ms. Reading]

into haughty countesses.

[Pompey Bum]

Instead she became

[Ms. Reading]

a dumpy Tarzan

[Pompey Bum]

imitator in a

[Ms. Reading]

nutshell. Of course,

[bouquin]

her sour countenance

[Ms. Reading]

aroused suspicion among

[Pompey Bum]

those whose own

[Ms. Reading]

stepdaughters were doggedly

[bouquin]

absorbed in obstetrics.

[Pompey Bum]

Just then flugelhorns

[Ms. Reading]

were thrust into

[Pompey Bum]

Bavarian hands by

[Ms. Reading]

nursing home directors

[Pompey Bum]

whose evil intentions

[Ms. Reading]

were dreaded by

[Pompey Bum]

those who valued

[Ms. Reading]

their Miranda rights.

[Pompey Bum]

Suddenly seven drooling

[piaya]

Bavarians tickled Lizaveta

[bouquin]

with their flugelhorns .

[piaya]

Lizaveta blushed. Flugelhorns

[Pompey Bum]

reminded her of

[Ms. Reading]

fat, rosy-cheeked

[Pompey Bum]

devil-may-care

[piaya]

county attorneys and

[Pompey Bum]

their knob-kneed

[piaya]

, barbed-wire tongued

[Pompey Bum]

physical therapists. Meanwhile

[piaya]

Lizaveta's respectable family

[Pompey Bum]

broke out accordions

[piaya]

at pool halls

[Calidore]

and set to

[piaya]

spread the gospel.

[Pompey Bum]

Poor Lizaveta only

[piaya]

shuddered with distaste

[Pompey Bum]

at her microwaved

[bouquin]

cabbage soup that

[Pompey Bum]

reflected no credit

[Ms. Reading]

on Campbell's. She

[Pompey Bum]

smacked her lips

[piaya]

and stirred the

[Pompey Bum]

hearts of all

[piaya]

the drunken tourists

[Ms. Reading]

whose severe wives

[Pompey Bum]

exploded. Soon singing peasants

[piaya]

thick-necked peasants

[Pompey Bum]

and screeching pheasants

[Ms. Reading]

sedately exposed their

[Pompey Bum]

vulnerable inner selves

[piaya]

and womanish figures

[Pompey Bum]

to wildly whooping

[piaya]

old fogeys and

[Pompey Bum]

young dogies. Toenails

[piaya]

hypothetically, became illegal

[Pompey Bum]

in parts of

[piaya]

Asia Minor and

[Pompey Bum]

Ursa Major. Suddenly

[piaya]

Lizaveta's bad calluses

[Pompey Bum]

grew thick as

[piaya]

the footman's tongue

[Ms. Reading]

and her flabby

[Pompey Bum]

maidservant's thighs. Lizaveta

[piaya]

swung her hips

[Pompey Bum]

, her grass skirt,

[Ms. Reading]

and her lumpy

[Pompey Bum]

oatmeal of a

[Ms. Reading]

husband. That night

[Pompey Bum]

while hyenas cackled

[Ms. Reading]

famous dead people

[Pompey Bum]

did little but

[Ms. Reading]

snatch at straws

[Pompey Bum]

to poke the

[Ms. Reading]

most sensitive part

[Pompey Bum]

of an elephant

[Ms. Reading]

and at daybreak

[bouquin]

the intolerable sensation

[Pompey Bum]

was met with

[Ms. Reading]

delicacy and consideration

[Pompey Bum]

plus wild trumpeting.

[Ms. Reading]

After a spell

[Pompey Bum]

Lizaveta decided this

[Ms. Reading]

was nothing exceptional

[Pompey Bum]

but the elephant

[Ms. Reading]

planned its getaway

[Pompey Bum]

(and never forgot :)).

[Ms. Reading]

The elephant thumped

[bouquin]

and snorted and

[Pompey Bum]

otherwise forgot itself

[Ms. Reading]

unless strictly forbidden.

[Pompey Bum]

Lisaveta could hardly

[Ms. Reading]

imagine Marilyn Monroe

[Pompey Bum]

with a more winning

[piaya]

mixed up elephant.

[Pompey Bum]

Sometimes Lizaveta wished

[Ms. Reading]

that psychosomatic disorders

[Pompey Bum]

would befall only

[piaya]

on space cowboys

[Pompey Bum]

she knew from

[Calidore]

her days as

[Pompey Bum]

a fur trader

[piaya]

and general practitioner

[Ms. Reading]

at agricultural colleges

[bouquin]

across Siberia. Rapidly,

[Pompey Bum]

the situation deteriorated.

[piaya]

Lizaveta's milkman Archibald