Lets make a story game!

[Pompey Bum]

? Suddenly Putin fired

[bounty]

thankfully the shields

[Pompey Bum]

and the Johnsons

[Pendragon]

were fully charged

[bounty]

and deflected the

[Pompey Bum]

basketball. "Boys!" Lizaveta

[bounty]

cried. "Let's settle

[Pompey Bum]

out of court!"

("Court," get it?)

[Pendragon]

Putin looked startled

[bounty]

Chekov looked pleased

[Pompey Bum]

Kirk ogled Ohura.

[Pendragon]

I mean Uhura.

[Pompey Bum]

(Her Irish cousin).

[Tyrion Cheddar]

You mean O'Hara.

[Pendragon]

One of them

[Pompey Bum]

"Ashly will be

[Pendragon]

coming by today,

[Pompey Bum]

lessin' he's day-ed!"

[Pendragon]

The accent sucked.

[Pompey Bum]

Likewise the book. :)

[Pendragon]

Anyhoo, Putin spoke

[bounty]

"kirk, I demand

[Pompey Bum]

my teddy bear!"

[bounty]

lizaveta, overhearing this

[Pompey Bum]

, felt her heart

[Pendragon]

racing. "Here I

[bounty]

am you cuddly

[Pendragon]

Russian Teddy Bear!"

[Pompey Bum]

"Iis triick, Da-link!"

[bounty]

cried Natasha (of boris and Natasha fame!). Lizaveta

[Pendragon]

sniffed. "Who are

[Tyrion Cheddar]

our gaolers tonight?"

[Pendragon]

Natasha snickered nastily.

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"Right. Cards, then?"

[Pendragon]

"Blackjack or Poker?"

[Pompey Bum]

"Nyet! Russian roulette!"

[Pendragon]

"I go first!"

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"Use my gun."

[Pendragon]

"Here goes nothing!"

[Pompey Bum]

Suddenly Lizavetta awakened.

[Pendragon]

And smelled gunpowder!

[Pompey Bum]

from her dream.

[Pendragon]

Or was it?

[Pompey Bum]

"Good morning!" said

[Pendragon]

Putin, holding a

[Pompey Bum]

dead octopus by

[Pendragon]

the tentacles. "Do

[Pompey Bum]

you want some

[Sancho]

of this cephlapod,

[Pompey Bum]

your old pal?"

[bounty]

Lizaveta smoldered, Kirk

[Pompey Bum]

, entering through the window,

[Pendragon]

yelled "Beam us up, Scotty!"

[Pompey Bum]

Unfortunately Putin got

[bounty]

alerted to kirk's

[Pompey Bum]

plan and transported

[bounty]

lizaveta away first.

[Pendragon]

"Track that teleportation!"

[bounty]

Kirk shouted. Spock

[Pendragon]

alerted Scotty, who

[bounty]

adjusted the sensors

[Pendragon]

"Cannae lock on

[Pompey Bum]

THIS ONE WAS OKAY, TOO. YOU ONLY GET THREE WORDS. THE MAIN CHARACTER IS A WOMAN NAMED LIZAVETA.SOMETIMES IT IS FUN TO SCREW UP THE PLOT.

Then Lizaveta awakened

[North Star]

amidst a terrible

[Pompey Bum]

(They're biting! :) )

rerun of the

[Danik 2016]

night talk show

[Pompey Bum]

. "Darling, would you

[Danik 2016]

open the door?"

[Pompey Bum]

"I'd like to

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"...but my butt..."

[Pompey Bum]

...erfly terrarium won't

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"...move aside so..." (And aren't you cute, Pompey Bum)

[Pompey Bum]

Here Putin paused.

(Hey, that's the way we play Let's make a story game!)

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Unzipping his pants...

[heartwing]

suit that he borrowed from his mother

[Pompey Bum]

Hee hee! Good one, hw, but you only get three words! But we'll leave it in play.

superior, Lizaveta's own

[Tyrion Cheddar]

Sister Mary Mustache

[heartwing]

of the Order

[Tyrion Cheddar]

of Swaggle Foot

[Pompey Bum]

--an intelligence agency

[Tyrion Cheddar]

featuring hairy old

[Pompey Bum]

Duke of Cambridge

[Calidore]

yet somehow strangely

[Pompey Bum]

Lizaveta's craftily concealed

[Danik 2016]

new digital recorder

[Pompey Bum]

went undetected. "Vladdy,

[Danik 2016]

be a dear

[Tyrion Cheddar]

"...and tickle my..."

[Pompey Bum]

CIA handlers by

[Tyrion Cheddar]

messing with the

[Pompey Bum]

Republic of Donuts

[Tyrion Cheddar]

where they love

[Danik 2016]

to have breakfast

[Pompey Bum]

. About the invasion...

[Danik 2016]

of the geese

[Tyrion Cheddar]

let's not shoot